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  • @EliBartlett
    @EliBartlett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    This man’s teeth are the most powerful things in existence. How are they not freezing at insane measurable force with every bite. He is too powerful

    • @wazahhdaswozahh6588
      @wazahhdaswozahh6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheGamingGolem YT I fully agree

    • @ActuallyCrawfy
      @ActuallyCrawfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can eat a whole half gal of ice cream and the only thing in pain os my brain

    • @ashadams5586
      @ashadams5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He probably takes excellent care of his teeth and doesn't have any genetic teeth problems in his family

    • @nicholasrana1819
      @nicholasrana1819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s op.

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sheer force of will

  • @kayneweber9460
    @kayneweber9460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    "Beards are just bibs for men"😂😂

    • @stardust7095
      @stardust7095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have 113 likes and a heart from the account wow

    • @kayneweber9460
      @kayneweber9460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stardust7095 Yeah I'm honestly mind blown

    • @chloelundgren1902
      @chloelundgren1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They need to make a tee shirt of that!

    • @jack780
      @jack780 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glitter Llama 🦙

    • @jaimeortiz3383
      @jaimeortiz3383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw fam its cum guard

  • @anniemysweet2085
    @anniemysweet2085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    i want to drive the ice cream truck just once...i'd be eating the ice cream and driving just fast enough the kids couldn't catch up to me, but just slow enough to give them a faint hope of doing so

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Your mean and hilarious

    • @loganwolf1188
      @loganwolf1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Annie Mysweet lmao

    • @Avery.millspaugh
      @Avery.millspaugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Niiiiiiiice

    • @ItsBinhRepaired
      @ItsBinhRepaired 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Get a job and buy the ice cream yourself. Play ice cream truck music with your windows open and just drive around making kids think there's an ice cream truck.

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I want to say that’s wrong but I would do that...

  • @lsaHall
    @lsaHall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “I shouldn’t eat this whole thing I got a lot of ice cream to eat today don’t I?” *Continues to eat it anyway*

  • @NativeWarrior88
    @NativeWarrior88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Its definitely not you, Matt! They've changed recipes on everything! I'm old enough to remember when the green skittles was Lime, the strawberry shortcake pops had a lot of goodness on the outside, and the bomb pops were huge! I miss childhood!

    • @hambone9416
      @hambone9416 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, it's not lime anymore!

    • @matthewalvarez3442
      @matthewalvarez3442 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember lemon jolly ranchers and now can never have another

    • @ConchRepublic2047
      @ConchRepublic2047 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hambone9416 it’s green apple now

    • @Hopeful_Thomas_33AD
      @Hopeful_Thomas_33AD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strawberry shortcake bars were the best type of ice cream in my opinion from memory lol

    • @wecanfightwef
      @wecanfightwef ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right bomb pops were huge.

  • @BloodwolfMusic
    @BloodwolfMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "This is what happens when Spongebob marries his first cousin." I laughed when I saw that caption!! 😂😂😂

    • @Cali-P
      @Cali-P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I snorted

    • @jaymiinman2303
      @jaymiinman2303 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did make a Girl Scout Cookie one. It was good!

  • @sHePhD
    @sHePhD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I miss those Flintstone push-pops.

    • @gtimes03
      @gtimes03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7/11 recently came out witb slurpee branded pushpops.... Cherry cola (black and red, swirled/ or rather cola surrounded by cherry)
      And it is fantastic!

    • @Amanda-mt2hx
      @Amanda-mt2hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monte Gavin III wait really?? Damn I have 4 7-11s within a 5 mile radius, one of those better carry those push pops.

    • @OldHoboManYouTube
      @OldHoboManYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Amanda-mt2hx bruh I live nowhere near a 7/11

    • @Amanda-mt2hx
      @Amanda-mt2hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zyhir Harris damn that sucks, 3 of the 4 are gas station types. Maybe they’ll put one close by you soon, cause we just had the 4th one built about a year ago.

    • @OldHoboManYouTube
      @OldHoboManYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Amanda-mt2hx the closest one to me is 6 hours away :(

  • @connorc8781
    @connorc8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Y’all should make a bless your rank Girl Scout cookies!

  • @litterbyy
    @litterbyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    i get so mad when the ice cream truck doesn’t come down my road. i can hear it from the highway but I CANT HAVE IT AND IT BREAKS MY HEART

    • @ok-cn4nt
      @ok-cn4nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Libby Cormier I’m lucky cause my ice cream truck comes to my street every other day and it’s the best lol I guess my ice cream truck loves our street and I can see that lol

    • @bigbuttdecimator9753
      @bigbuttdecimator9753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is the ice cream truck on the highway with music playing? Where the hell do you live

    • @ok-cn4nt
      @ok-cn4nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanos Gekume not on the high away loll my street or whatever it comes here a lot because I guess we are the only street we buy from them if that makes sense...

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grocery Store’s cheaper. :-P.

    • @deadrevolver1505
      @deadrevolver1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the ice cream truck in my town doesnt go down my road bc hes scared of my dogs lmao

  • @haileyweber2391
    @haileyweber2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The "Crumbly Strawberry Thing" is my FAVORITE!

    • @andreab.869
      @andreab.869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry but those things make me violently sick.

    • @marthaaguilar667
      @marthaaguilar667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally remember getting that every time I went to the ice cream truck. When I was little off course

    • @scarlatte307
      @scarlatte307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they do be good tho

    • @potatoesareyummy981
      @potatoesareyummy981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are THE BESTTTTTTTT

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Only thing I feel was missing is the Orange Dreamsicle (creamsicle whatever)
    I'd put those right next to Drumsticks.

    • @jeanettewaverly2590
      @jeanettewaverly2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brotherbeam Me too. They used to be called 50-50 bars.

    • @taylorlikestheatre166
      @taylorlikestheatre166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love those with all my heart

    • @andyfletcher3561
      @andyfletcher3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeanettewaverly2590 That's another one that depended on the brand. I believe Pop-sicle made the Dreamsicle and I can't remember who made the 50-50. When I was a kid the orange was actually orange sherbet rather than "orange flavored confection".

    • @katecarlisle3635
      @katecarlisle3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are gross. SORRY.

    • @jeanettewaverly2590
      @jeanettewaverly2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kate carlisle 😭

  • @benselectionforcasting4172
    @benselectionforcasting4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I'll always be a fan of the Strawberry Shortcake.

    • @z-max9033
      @z-max9033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What about the chocolate eclair version?

    • @lifeisalie5236
      @lifeisalie5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Strawberry shortcake and chocolate eclair are both pretty good but I’ve always been partial to strawberry shortcake

    • @JohnHillRSNStudios
      @JohnHillRSNStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Z- MAX the chocolate one is best by far

    • @barryfields2964
      @barryfields2964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben's Election Forcasting best ice cream bar ever!

    • @frozzle
      @frozzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redheaded Stranger yes! so sad he didn’t get the good humor ones.

  • @allyrose3735
    @allyrose3735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    All y'all 1998-2004 kids back me up, remember when push pops we're Scooby Doo themed

  • @z-max9033
    @z-max9033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I believe the few ice creams missing from this were a fudge pop, chocolate eclair, and a orange dream/cream sicle. What other ice creams do you think got left out?

    • @allie.8716
      @allie.8716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those little plastic cone things with the 2 gumballs at the bottom

    • @allie.8716
      @allie.8716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twoball screwballs are what they were called!

    • @r.o2938
      @r.o2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      skippy cups

    • @brendonbuffaloe8830
      @brendonbuffaloe8830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allie.8716 Good Mythical Morning ranked that one. It didn’t do well

    • @babyplaneswalker341
      @babyplaneswalker341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Mississippi fudge. Its just a giant ass icecream sandwich but instead of vanilla its chocolate lol

  • @peppernagre3126
    @peppernagre3126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Those drum sticks were called nutty buddies when I was a kid.

    • @vc9304
      @vc9304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It depends on the brand. Pet and Mayfield call them Nutty Buddies but the brand he got calls them Drumsticks. I think Nestle makes them.

    • @greyfiveys
      @greyfiveys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      VC yes sir it’s by nestle

    • @andyfletcher3561
      @andyfletcher3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vc9304 Yeah, we had both when I was a kid in the 60's. Depended on what store or brand truck you got them from. Some stores actually carried both.

    • @peeperinos
      @peeperinos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol the only nutty buddy i have ever heard of were the chocolate covered peanut butter filled wafers

    • @yoohyeonforever7067
      @yoohyeonforever7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They still are where I live

  • @HxcJinx
    @HxcJinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “You made a taco out of a drumstick and I’m not even mad about it.” Relatable.

  • @billymadisonsshampoo8223
    @billymadisonsshampoo8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Its not a push pop if the flintstones aren't on it.

    • @racheldavin7763
      @racheldavin7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My grandaddy would get the push pops from the Schwann's man, except they called them push-ups. I don't think I've had one since my Grandaddy died back in 1994. :-(

    • @billymadisonsshampoo8223
      @billymadisonsshampoo8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@racheldavin7763 well next time I have one, I'll cheers to granddaddy

    • @emilyhyde703
      @emilyhyde703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rachel Davin they r called push-ups it said it on the label a Pushpop is a candy stick in a plastic tube u push up with your finger

    • @ms.melissa1384
      @ms.melissa1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@racheldavin7763 Sorry about your Grandaddy. I have the Schwann's ones in my freezer now. They're not as orange as the ones in the video though.

    • @traeherren2269
      @traeherren2269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine had Scooby Doo on them as a kid

  • @morganheffingerr1225
    @morganheffingerr1225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I thought the frozen lemonade was amazing bc once it melts it's lemonade plus it's in a cup

    • @catherinejarrell5288
      @catherinejarrell5288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the lemonade was the best!

    • @yamahaguy1732
      @yamahaguy1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morgan Heffingerr yeah I love them but only got them much and I don’t see ice cream trucks anymore

  • @UNKNOWN-xm6xx
    @UNKNOWN-xm6xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I absolutely love this guys acting and he looks like he'd be amazing as an uncle
    A fun uncle with an epic sense of humour

  • @lalab4328
    @lalab4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That was just for Tim Allen and no one else. He knew exactly what i was saying."
    Matt cracks me up.

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    When you went in to bite the top of the choco taco I was thinking... what is this monster doing!!!! Then you switched and all was right with the world :)

    • @iwasabadgirlididsomebadthings
      @iwasabadgirlididsomebadthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is the third time I’ve seen your comment on bless your rank 🤣

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wolters World! Great travel vids!

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinaperez7393 thank you

  • @prairiejenn494
    @prairiejenn494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Literally sat down hiding from my kids eating a caramel filled drumstick while watching this in Saskatchewan Canada

    • @jon-michaelharris5840
      @jon-michaelharris5840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PrairieJenn parenting win

    • @larrybird1916
      @larrybird1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PrairieJenn you a sexy mama

    • @LouisVDon
      @LouisVDon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur hair tells me u wish u had an abortion or took the morning after pill.

    • @LouisVDon
      @LouisVDon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Larry Bird damn how desperate are u dude

    • @thejumpergaming4699
      @thejumpergaming4699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LouisVDonDamn, how shallow are you?

  • @shadowdramon01
    @shadowdramon01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    One of the best things was those Ninja Turtle popsicles with the bubble gum eyeballs.

    • @MrMcGibblets04
      @MrMcGibblets04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is it

    • @ryang1689
      @ryang1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup! Makes me wonder if they even exist anymore since they went with sponge bob

  • @watchersmith806
    @watchersmith806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “This is what happens if Sponge Bob marries his first cousin.”😂🤣🤣 “This is Sponge Bob on meth. Sponge Bob with a habit. Don’t do drugs kids.” Hilarious PSA. You definitely are my fav, Matt👍

  • @nicho.-.5295
    @nicho.-.5295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This whole video should just be called “my conscious when I’m deciding which ice cream to get from an ice cream truck”

  • @GoldStarGames
    @GoldStarGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Screwballs were always my favorite. And they do the gum ball right and put it at the bottom! 😂

    • @graciegriffiths8936
      @graciegriffiths8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! Those are the best especially cotton candy! They have them at the gas station I go to and sometimes I still get them!

  • @jfr7160
    @jfr7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love it! The drumstick was called the “Nutty Buddy” when I was little!! Goodness!!

  • @zekayeacosplays2778
    @zekayeacosplays2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I’m not southern but still sort of relate to your channel

    • @nikkilynne7611
      @nikkilynne7611 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zekayea O’Clair one with granny I accaly sent the shirt to my grandma lol

    • @christopherennabe6961
      @christopherennabe6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone wants to be a southerner 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @chellybabyme
      @chellybabyme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe you are a Southerner with a geographical challenge.. Medicine is relocation. I love the South! It took me too long to fix the illness of being born in the North. Go south, friend!

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @austina4189
      @austina4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's okay as long as you don't live in ohio

  • @JenniferSwiftBlood
    @JenniferSwiftBlood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Is now a good time to tell him that bomb pops sold in stores are about half the size of the ones sold by ice cream trucks

  • @darrell9546
    @darrell9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was the ice cream man a long time ago, most fun job ever. The classic ice cream sandwich remains my favorite to this day. Drumsticks are good too.

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You are correct, sir. Bomb pops used to be huge.

    • @mahaliale2034
      @mahaliale2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elaine Pollard I see these in the freezer section at the grocery store all the time. The massive ones are still in the ice cream trucks tho.

    • @thatonegirlelaine
      @thatonegirlelaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ben DC4L They're actually two different brands. Firecrackers are made by Popsicle. I forgot who makes Bomb Pops. Lord, snow cones were the best! Sometimes you could get crazy and have them mix flavors. There was nothing better than a snow cone in the summer.

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cousin has the massive ones in her freezer

    • @beachchell9449
      @beachchell9449 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were definitely bigger when I got them at my neighborhood store growing up, we also had the option of an all grape one. 💚

  • @jamesedjones
    @jamesedjones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Way softer than I remember it, too."
    Well, yeah. You probably never spent a few minutes taking about your bomb pop before eating it as a kid.

  • @TheKwgeorge
    @TheKwgeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    A terrible oversight on Matt's part...He completely forgot to include DreamSicles !

    • @KevlarX2
      @KevlarX2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankyou. I was trying to remember what they were called.

    • @jossynda
      @jossynda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenneth W GEORGE those were my FAVORITES!

    • @kearymchugh7454
      @kearymchugh7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! My thought exactly! Those are the best.

    • @repforthemotorcity6216
      @repforthemotorcity6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No ones perfect .

    • @gizzyguzzi
      @gizzyguzzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that the creamsicle? Also left out fudgespops. Kids now days!

  • @kylemoore2467
    @kylemoore2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Not gonna lie I literally clenched my chest when dude went in from the top on that Choco Taco 😱

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I also have a belly like a pregnant person. Well whatever”

  • @cynthiajordan8751
    @cynthiajordan8751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    My favorite was always the chocolate eclair bar. Similar to the Strawberry Shortcake bar but in chocolate. I really love the Bomb Pop popsicle with the Red White and Blue flavors. Now I get them at Dollar Tree and they are really long and of course $1.00 each.

    • @michaelrenzi1559
      @michaelrenzi1559 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chocolate eclair and fudge bars are my favorites 😍💯🤎🤎🤎🍫

  • @anyas7348
    @anyas7348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “You’re turning a weird shade of orange, my friend”

  • @jinxstheories4263
    @jinxstheories4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They make a mountian dew that tastes like the white area of the rocket pop (red, white, and blue one). It is called mountian dew white out

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mountain

    • @cormorantcolors
      @cormorantcolors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t called a bomb pop? Is it a brand or regional thing?

    • @julienken2083
      @julienken2083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They should make the vice versa

    • @mistressblush4233
      @mistressblush4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Mountain Dew White Out is my absolute favorite Mountain Dew flavor. I think they phased it out though...not seeing it anymore. ☹️

    • @jinxstheories4263
      @jinxstheories4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mistressblush4233 you can buy it online, and in truck stops.

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't go wrong with the drumstick. Literally never been disappointed by them.
    Not something from the ice cream truck but y'all remember the triangle fruit pops? They came in orange, cherry, and grape and were like crack to a little Banjo Billy in school.

  • @AveImperatoris
    @AveImperatoris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "If you didn't have one of these as a child... you were from Russia or something" yea.. you right.. you right...

  • @RileyJSW
    @RileyJSW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m 16 and everything you said about the push-pop is so accurate. It’s been years since I’ve even had one, but it did look way more orange.

  • @jamesrogers1554
    @jamesrogers1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Whatever happened to the classic Mickey Mouse bar? It had vanilla ice cream with chocolate dots for eyes and a nose and with chocolate dipped ears. That thing was fun!

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it was usually formed a bit off leaving Mickey looking like he was in an accident and the reconstructive surgery didn't go well.

    • @diamondsngunns88
      @diamondsngunns88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yummmmm I used to love that one!! Thanks for the flashback! ☺️

    • @claudiamcghin3419
      @claudiamcghin3419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! Those were my favorite too!

    • @kyoyarenji9254
      @kyoyarenji9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally forgot about those until you brought them up, they need to be brought back tho

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      J K that’s how most of the character pops looked 😂😂😂

  • @AmberKateD1995
    @AmberKateD1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always got the chocolate eclaire ice cream! It was like the strawberry shortcake one but it was chocolate in the middle with vanilla around it, then it had tons of crumbly chocolate bits.

    • @sis23344
      @sis23344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg same. That was my favorite!!!

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excellent choice. Good Humor also had an Almond flavor. All three were great.

    • @carolynwhitten9712
      @carolynwhitten9712 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering what they were called. I used to eat them a lot. My parents had to lock the deep freezer to keep me out of it

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “This is what happens when spongebob marries his first cousin” 😂

  • @Dropleto
    @Dropleto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It’s a Southern Thing : bites ice cream
    Me : I’ve only seen this raw strength once before

  • @trutrevallo
    @trutrevallo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The push-pops from my childhood had the flintstones on it". I felt that 💯

  • @christosvoskresye
    @christosvoskresye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You need a Dreamsicle. It's much better than the push pop, because it has ice cream.
    I think you have to include an Eskimo Pie, too.

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Khaeldranis Choco Tacos are amazing

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      christosvoskresye no ew
      I hated them as a kid too sweet but not in a good way . Still don’t like them.
      Choco tacos are delicious though

  • @jamesenglebert9149
    @jamesenglebert9149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    You should rank milkshakes next (including frostees and Blizzards)

  • @ColinRichards1
    @ColinRichards1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fake me out bite, then turn and smile, got me. I teared up laughing.

  • @sarahhardy865
    @sarahhardy865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Drumstick is “Nutty Buddy.” My favorite.

  • @Georgia-WRBNS
    @Georgia-WRBNS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    NO FUDGESICLE MATT? Dude! Not a true ranking then my friend! I call Foul!!! Lol!!!

  • @danidickman2138
    @danidickman2138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love "Bless your rank!"

  • @komodoguy152
    @komodoguy152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fun thing is
    You got one if the GOOD looking character pops

  • @daliah8883
    @daliah8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love the strawberry shortcake bars, they are delicious! At a store near me they have strawberry ice cream in sugar cookies, they also taste great!

  • @sidneyvandykeii3169
    @sidneyvandykeii3169 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All of these treats used to be much bigger. Especially the Bomb Pop, which is basically sugar and water. That's why they were so big in the first place.

  • @CavemanSynthesizer
    @CavemanSynthesizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I feel like drumsticks used to be bigger.

    • @earldeanpowell
      @earldeanpowell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You were smaller!

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They've since cut costs by using smaller ice cream turkeys for their drumsticks

    • @CavemanSynthesizer
      @CavemanSynthesizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@earldeanpowell I've always been the same size!

    • @chloedraws1202
      @chloedraws1202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The one he has looks like the boxed ones from the grocery . The ones on the truck had a paper wrapping and was much bigger

    • @kev4850
      @kev4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CavemanSynthesizer your head got bigger lol

  • @mikeellis4158
    @mikeellis4158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sad part i these ice cream treats are not made as well as they used to be.

    • @justpassingthru3186
      @justpassingthru3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing is 😀

    • @kingstea1
      @kingstea1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @mikeellis they are not! Smaller, worse quality and more money..

  • @copswife99
    @copswife99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok...growing up outside Atlanta, all us southern kids would say...' The Hunky Man is coming!!...when we heard the music of the ice cream truck coming down the road. 😃

    • @christfollower7315
      @christfollower7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I grew up outside Atlanta in Cobb County, and I never heard "The Hunky Man". It was always ice cream man. Furthermore, you don't look like you are that much different age from me, 41 years.

    • @copswife99
      @copswife99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christfollower7315 ...I grew up on Oakdale Rd and, yep, it was the Hunky Man. I thought everybody did. 😊 Hey...Thanks, but you could be my son. 😊

    • @christfollower7315
      @christfollower7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@copswife99 , in Mableton or Smyrna?

    • @copswife99
      @copswife99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christfollower7315 Mableton

    • @christfollower7315
      @christfollower7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool. I grew up in Mableton, too.

  • @butterbeanqueen8148
    @butterbeanqueen8148 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The original orange push up pop was pale orange sherbet in a tube decorated with red, yellow and blue large polka dots. Everything else is a sad imitation. Flintstone push up pops came much later (90’s). If you can find the original they taste like childhood.

  • @madisonwhitmer1376
    @madisonwhitmer1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE creamsicle push pops! One of my fondest memories of my childhood. Grandpa or Grandma would take us ( my sister and I) down to the gas station not to far from where we lived. I always picked one of these when I could get ice cream. Reminds me of family time, laughter, happiness, sunny spring and summer days and wonderful memories. Wish I could go back. Mainly to be with my grandparents again at that time, love them sooooo much!

  • @govols535
    @govols535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What a “sacrifice” at the end, being willing to clear the table. Actually willing to bet you didn’t clear off the remaining spongeBob. 🤪

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Strawberry shortcake is by far and away the best

    • @VanessaMallia
      @VanessaMallia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The chocolate Scooter Crunch bar ranks right up there

    • @kanyefan7743
      @kanyefan7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For sure love them things

    • @Cynararose
      @Cynararose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are amazing but it depends on the brand, I tried the blue bunny brand because they didn’t have good humor brand and well it sucked!!!!!!!

    • @cameronkuriger2509
      @cameronkuriger2509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved those this but I can have it any more

    • @easonbrown7255
      @easonbrown7255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love its cousin the Chocolate eclair bar

  • @elizabethtorres3491
    @elizabethtorres3491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hello my southern dude 😀,
    Yes the bomb pop is a lot smaller. Bummer huh ✌

  • @lakenbacon7349
    @lakenbacon7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Matt: mentions taco pizza
    Me yells in Missouri: Casey's sells that
    Me also: remembers that this is the wrong channel for Casey's
    Depression sets in as remember I have a college essay due, but I have chose to watch a man eat icecream and think about taco pizza

  • @corvid_commerce
    @corvid_commerce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Him: like chucky cheese,... like that's what I think the 7th circle of hell to be....... and that makes me sad.

  • @trevorgoude5020
    @trevorgoude5020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    This is how many people that are watching this and are actually southern
    👇🏻

    • @lukehermann1599
      @lukehermann1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is so dumb all you want is like just post something good to get them

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trevor Goude guilty

    • @livingthroughgod4634
      @livingthroughgod4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LUKE HERMANN i got dyslexia reading ur comment

    • @americangooeyduck5743
      @americangooeyduck5743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess if it was based on the north let’s say the West Coast like San Fransicko it would be a video about transgender condom flavors this is not the flavor that I remember is being a transgender child this schnoz berry does not taste like schnoz berry OMG it’s not vegan approved either did I just taste that

    • @angelinataylor7419
      @angelinataylor7419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moving to Texas next month 😂

  • @easonbrown7255
    @easonbrown7255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Everyone knows the Chocolate Eclair Bar is the Best Icecream! Love y'all!

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love your channel so much, it’s amazing! Now I know which type of ice cream to get!

  • @katiegomez541
    @katiegomez541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The critique of the sponge bob “treat” 😂😂😂

  • @nurseprac.nikki513
    @nurseprac.nikki513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could watch Matt rate things ALL day. So enjoyable! ❤️

  • @theshrimpwizard8439
    @theshrimpwizard8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:07 I was dying from laughter because I literally thought that in my head. who would eat a taco like that I'm totally subscribing

  • @josiee1120
    @josiee1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    When I was a kid, I always got a snow cone from the ice cream truck.

    • @snreynolds91
      @snreynolds91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And it had s gumball at the bottom, right?

    • @waffleccandy
      @waffleccandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those are the best.

    • @kelsieb9509
      @kelsieb9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josie Anderson I remember getting a jolly rancher snow cone

    • @MattyHam123
      @MattyHam123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those 3 colored snow ones are literally the best

    • @pugsabi
      @pugsabi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snreynolds91 the gumball one was sherbet and was called a screwball. The snow cone was hard as a rock and where I was growing up, came with three different flavored stripes on it.

  • @xxbigdumpyxx8624
    @xxbigdumpyxx8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Chucky cheese is sad now, as an adult I feel like *music stops* that’s what the 7th layer of hell is”

  • @JacobDreemurr
    @JacobDreemurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite is choco taco, but yeah, drumsticks are great. And third is for certain, strawberry shortcake ice cream, bar forms. But I rarely had the money, so otter pops from the fridge was the best I could get at times. Now I can buy them all! Adulting done right!

  • @LoadingInterestingThings
    @LoadingInterestingThings ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of concern in his face when he ate the whole push pop had me dying

  • @alietheartist734
    @alietheartist734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drumsticks are the best ice cream ever! I also remember the push pops being paler orange and really hard to push up. Also, bubblegum ice cream is fine on its own, just be careful and warm up the gum a little before you actually chew it or you’ll break a tooth.

  • @unbreakable_kimmy
    @unbreakable_kimmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Matt seems adorable. The friendliest of giants. :) Your videos always make.me happy even though I'm nowhere near being southern.

  • @lucynewlin9544
    @lucynewlin9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The chocolate-banana-chocolate bomb pop was soooooo tasty!

  • @leeanncounts6696
    @leeanncounts6696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this channel even though I'm a northern. Bless your rank is perfection. Every episode makes me smile and laugh. Can't wait till new episodes come out.

  • @colasantevenezia8682
    @colasantevenezia8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "it's called a food truck..." 😂😂😂

  • @peruvian_goddesss725
    @peruvian_goddesss725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The crumbly strawberry 🍓 thing happens to be my favorite 😂.

  • @sarahh2072
    @sarahh2072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Is this poison?"
    *takes second bite*

  • @JIPS1993
    @JIPS1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I get a real John C Reily vibe with this guy. I like it.

    • @izrealquintana1903
      @izrealquintana1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except the lucious set of hair is on his chin

  • @samanthalevinski317
    @samanthalevinski317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Every time he bit it chills ran though my body
    My order is:
    Ice cream cone
    Sandwiches
    Chocolate taco
    Strawberry short cake
    Character pops
    Push pop
    Bomb pop

    • @Iheartsubway
      @Iheartsubway 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like to get the characters

  • @tonykeltsflorida
    @tonykeltsflorida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Our ice cream truck had "Giant" Neapolitan ice cream sandwiches. They were the best.

  • @crypticderek9679
    @crypticderek9679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That push pop is also more orange than when I was a child, and I'm only 16 !
    I should go buy one soon

  • @livestrong456
    @livestrong456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’m driving” (takes a bite of the choco taco) “maybe not” lol

  • @samiam619
    @samiam619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Whoever comes up with the subtitles, is funnier than Matt!

  • @mochs62512
    @mochs62512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The character ice creams are ALWAYS hilarious

  • @karriburkhart4367
    @karriburkhart4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the strawberry shortcake 🍰 😋 but the ice cream cones dipped in nuts are very delicious!

  • @honey5bucket
    @honey5bucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In the days of my youth, it was either Fudgesicle or Banana Fudgesicle.

    • @triplem2909
      @triplem2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      anon y mouse fudge sicle all the way

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      anon y mouse my mom kept them in the house because we didn’t like them😂😂

    • @jossynda
      @jossynda 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hated banana fudgesicle. Chocolate and banana should NOT go together.

  • @dallashord5221
    @dallashord5221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mayfield's Brown Cow should be in there somewhere. Substitute it for the Spongebob sickle. Mayfield's Orange Sickles are a good choice. I don't think you can go wrong with anything that says Mayfield's on it, really.

  • @linaortmann5124
    @linaortmann5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fudgesicle HANDS DOWN.🙌🏼 Clearly it wasn’t involved in this competition because we all knew it would be the automatic winner, but it deserved an honorable mention.🤨

    • @agileanalyst214
      @agileanalyst214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @andyfletcher3561
      @andyfletcher3561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly you never had a white licorice Popsicle. Sounds nasty, but the flavor was actually mild.

  • @yodad7925
    @yodad7925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I have no self control” story of my life

  • @sebieripper
    @sebieripper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the sound and look of the packaging for the bomb pop sent me into the nostalgia zone. I can smell it from here

    • @kaisen5669
      @kaisen5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr I used to always get that.

  • @baskervillebee6097
    @baskervillebee6097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A man with a beard will never starve.😏
    Hey! Where's the fudgesicle?

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you the bestest classic ice cream 👏👏👏😁

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @seanriley1603
      @seanriley1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe fudgesicle is more of a store bought treat. What about the Crunch Bar?

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanriley1603 Forgot about that. It was GOOD too. Nestles, wasn't it? Seemed like it had toffee crunch pieces and they were all store bought here.

    • @agileanalyst214
      @agileanalyst214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not included because there wouldn't have been a contest then

  • @colorgaurdsweethreat3474
    @colorgaurdsweethreat3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @8:01 Technically yes, your taste buds change officially every "Seven Years"... However, like every part of your body, it changes periodically throughout your lifetime, not just by increments of seven. I think the saying "Every Seven years" stems from the idea that by the seven year mark there are significant number of changes from the previous seven years andnis just a significant timeline to measure by. I'm a medical student, I remember learning it somewhere down the road in my early days, but seeing as I'm not going into regular medical field or nutritionist field (unlike my roomates at my first college, had a nutrienist and food analyst (I can't remember the actual major she had but it was like a road step to becoming a true food critique, she had to take cuisine/fine food classes. Always had something fun for us to try😋😋😋😋) I remember when they weren't partying having conversations on the topic with them. But I also learned it in classes....) Sorry I can't remember it well.

  • @billterry967
    @billterry967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I'm a 51 year old kid trapped in a mans body. My wife and kids will agree. And thank you now I have to go out for ice cream. P.s. all those ice creams are my favourites lol.

  • @a..3657
    @a..3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *"Beards are just bibs for men."*
    I don't know why but I love that sentence😂

  • @karlsenula9495
    @karlsenula9495 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I used to love the red white and blue snow cones.