If DANES ruled the world (Geography Now)

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  • @alextygesen3101
    @alextygesen3101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2865

    Denmark videos are the most watched because we apparently love watching videos about ourselves.
    We take narcissism to an entirely new level.

    • @dashinypunnymarsking
      @dashinypunnymarsking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      XD yup. that's what I thought.
      maybe bc we're curious since there's many... shared... opinions on Denmark.

    • @ops3981
      @ops3981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      haha ..rigtigt nok..

    • @camillasimonsen3093
      @camillasimonsen3093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Truuueeee!! 1/12 who watches videos of Danes is foreigners who randomly clicked. and rest og them are Danes.

    • @Benben-lm5se
      @Benben-lm5se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      just curious, as an australian, do you guys know what australia is, just wana know if other countries know we exist

    • @amenhonestly2120
      @amenhonestly2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ben ben Yes, our crown princess is actually from Australia :)

  • @JediWilli
    @JediWilli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4842

    The world would be a better place if it knew of the glory of Bamse og Kylling

    • @maxnrup2312
      @maxnrup2312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      JediWilli lol

    • @antonvestergaard820
      @antonvestergaard820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Du har helt ret

    • @jonas594
      @jonas594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      JediWilli OMG how did i forget about bamse og kylling like one of my favorite song is bamse og kylling den hvor de synger "for vi skal bare blive ved med at gå og gå og gå og gå og gå og gå og gå og gå og gå og gå og gå"

    • @Guccipoooch
      @Guccipoooch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Aww man, remember watching bamse og kylling. Jesus Christ

    • @matthewpalmer8191
      @matthewpalmer8191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      WHat about Kaj og Andrea?

  • @gustavlund7448
    @gustavlund7448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Every single Danish person right now:
    “HE MENTIONED US!!!!!! SOMEBODY ACTUALLY MENTIONED US!!!

    • @potatosandpotatos960
      @potatosandpotatos960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmao So True XD

    • @MrRasmus500
      @MrRasmus500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      So true😂 The reason one of his most popular video are about denmark, is because when we are in it. We're going to watch it, and we are going to watch it with PRIDE and a smug smile on our face
      #santaisfromdenmark 🎅 Red and white u know😉

    • @ShadowFalcon
      @ShadowFalcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yup, that just about sums it up xD

    • @asharab117
      @asharab117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gust

    • @docheyy
      @docheyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

  • @thobiaswoh916
    @thobiaswoh916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    The world would be much more healthere place if they the knew glory rugbrød

  • @JACKYDoesEverything
    @JACKYDoesEverything 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    Denmark-norway will always stand against "forbandede svenskere"

  • @petenielsen4119
    @petenielsen4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Then everybody would understand hygge

    • @FatBellyChemist1234
      @FatBellyChemist1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Public pools shall be filled with beer not chlorinated water.

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JAAA XDDDD

    • @TheCosnikidiot
      @TheCosnikidiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes... that would be great.

    • @jonasstorgaard1469
      @jonasstorgaard1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @young kid beats du har ret

    • @humphreygokart2135
      @humphreygokart2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's a secret: "Hygge" means "cosiness". I really don't understand what the fuss is all about because it's even in Gyldendal's dictionary. But there are other words and terms that only exist in Danish such as "Statsskattedirektoratet", "Overformynderiet", "Psykofarmakamisbrug", "Institutionssocialisering" and "Socialmusikpædagog". Not to mention more slangy expressions such as "perker", "fejlfarve", "bollebræt", "smatso", "spasserrøv" and "nasserøv".

  • @Thomas-lk5cu
    @Thomas-lk5cu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Denmark has LEGO - the biggest combined toys/weapon manufacturer in the world.

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eh weapons??

    • @faydradelaunay4550
      @faydradelaunay4550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Have you never stepped on a LEGO in the dark? PAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN! :D

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thomas H
      Not to mention that LEGO is the world's largest manufacturer of car tires - albeit very tiny ones! :D

    • @istrysii
      @istrysii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lego is the minefield from hell .... you see one and miss it and hit 10 others ! :)

    • @zuzmessedup
      @zuzmessedup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas H LEGO is danish

  • @applesaucemapping1010
    @applesaucemapping1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Glory to Denmark from your nordic brother Norway:)
    If I ever become a politician, I would suggest restoring Denmark-Norway!

    • @phunkeehone
      @phunkeehone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      AppleSauce Mapping
      Jeg stemmer gerne på dig!
      Men så vil vi gerne have bare en lille smule af vores olie, tak. :-D

    • @applesaucemapping1010
      @applesaucemapping1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@phunkeehone Det skal dere få, krever nok ingenting etter union :-D

    • @phunkeehone
      @phunkeehone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      AppleSauce Mapping
      Bare vi hjælper hinanden, så er alt godt.
      Sig til når du kommer i Stortinget, så har du min stemme. :-D

    • @applesaucemapping1010
      @applesaucemapping1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@phunkeehone Det skjer, håper jeg :-D

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Only if the price of beer stays low.

  • @waterisnotforme7695
    @waterisnotforme7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "If DANES ruled the world" I like the sound of that.

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too-

    • @WilliamGW48
      @WilliamGW48 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alduin1360me three

  • @ninaxx123
    @ninaxx123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland and the Faroe Islands should just be one big superpower
    Love y’all my Nordic brothers and sisters ;3

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't want anything to do with Sweden. Too many muslims. But Norway and Denmark really should unite...

    • @eken1725
      @eken1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lunaria im a swede and im with you on that thing. But i hate all the comments on sweden and immigration. I personally think that those who say stuff like that knows that there are problems in their country and just wants to hide it and attack sweden.

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIiiight.....hmm...

    • @basty7657
      @basty7657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lunaria i agree with you. Even tho the danes speach is like a "patato" I DONT CARE! LETS BE FRIENDS! (With no war :> )

    • @katinkaholmepedersen4716
      @katinkaholmepedersen4716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know that the Faroe Islands aren't a country for themselves right? I mean, it's okay to mention them, but then you sohuld probably also mention Greenland...

  • @simonhylander1945
    @simonhylander1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Simplyfied by a dane: everything is illegal. but everyone can enjoy alcohol

    • @nancytosheva
      @nancytosheva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simon Hylander its actually fir saving nature and safety so ya

    • @magnusmikkelsen3757
      @magnusmikkelsen3757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so true

    • @dashinypunnymarsking
      @dashinypunnymarsking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      well, at least we don't get school shooting. (it might've been alcoholist making those rules in the first place lol 😂)

    • @maltepollas1943
      @maltepollas1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you have to be more Than 4 years old to sommun the f'ing devil😂

    • @kattenkg
      @kattenkg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

  • @clickswap9207
    @clickswap9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    danish people watch videos that have Denmark in the title.
    "and that's a fact" -Pewdiepie

  • @sivyuhh
    @sivyuhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    now i finaly now why danes made lego. SO THAT SWEDENS COULD STEP ON IT :):)

    • @viberie3061
      @viberie3061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hej med dig that's why we did it låååååål

    • @maltepollas1943
      @maltepollas1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bare sig O man ved du er dansker

    • @sivyuhh
      @sivyuhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maltepollas1943 ok?

    • @maltepollas1943
      @maltepollas1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sivyuhh i mean thoul r

    • @jeppethomsen4244
      @jeppethomsen4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold kæft

  • @EmilXOM
    @EmilXOM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I hate how the comment section is just danes, swedes and norwegians insulting each other as usual...
    The swedes seem especially salty

    • @victor1945
      @victor1945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I don't know why, but Swedes seem to get genuinely mad at Danes on the internet. I've thrown the casual light-hearted insult, but as soon as a Swede comes it gets serious. Fun fact, there's a Danish kinda valid but not really law that says you can beat up the Swedes if they cross the ice.

    • @Fractal227
      @Fractal227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The Danish, Norweigans and Swedes (the smallest brother) are like the three brothers competing against eachother.
      We can insult eachother, but you cannot --.--

    • @EmilXOM
      @EmilXOM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jeg er dansker, så jo jeg kan.

    • @avnyborg2
      @avnyborg2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mhm with sticks.

    • @AnnaDeet
      @AnnaDeet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm Danish and i dont insult em' can't see the point

  • @LPdedicated
    @LPdedicated 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I love how a big part of this comment section is just Danes and Swedes tearing each other apart per usual (Dane here) .
    That aside, I loved the video! Super interesting and I would love to see other "what ifs" in the future! :)

  • @bandencool3489
    @bandencool3489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    88 percent of people who watch the Denmark videos are from Denmark.
    Hey danskere😎🇩🇰

  • @erwinrommel2588
    @erwinrommel2588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The oldest flag in the world is also Danish :)

    • @unknowndane4754
      @unknowndane4754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think it's important to note that it's not the oldest flag but the oldest flag still in use

    • @marconilsen7768
      @marconilsen7768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UnknownDane yes thats true

    • @NugsSlugsBugs
      @NugsSlugsBugs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also has one of the coolest backstories

    • @mickboontjes1674
      @mickboontjes1674 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrToxicXx would you take the time to explain?

    • @NugsSlugsBugs
      @NugsSlugsBugs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Mick Boontjes as the “heathen” people of Estonia were “waging war” on Christianity the king of Denmark at that time decided to set out multiple crusades to Estonia one of them were this fierce battle commenced almost ending with the Danes loosing but then the king and the bishops who were on the crusade had a prayer meeting and at the end of that meeting a flag flew from the sky that flag was “Dannebrog” which then gave the Danes hope and they fought back the Estonians. This is also dipicted in a painting which I’ll link here: www.visitvestsjaelland.dk/ar-1219-dannebrog

  • @barath4545
    @barath4545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Very spot on, from a Dane. You forgot to mention that Iceland is very close to Denmark still and that Icelanders have Danish as a 3rd language still. Many Icelanders come to Denmark for work and studies and the rest seems to go to Norway. Norwegian and Danish are closer to each other than Swedish and likewise the peoples culture. Norwegians and Danes can happily speak native to each other and joke around while Swedish is hard and most Danish-Swedish conversations just default to perfect English but with both insisting on saying "Sorry for my poor English" :)

    • @TheMissnola
      @TheMissnola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For me personally I understand swedish very well but I can for the life of me not understand norwegian. Reading it is easy but understanding it gives me great trouble. The time a norwegian talked to me at Smuk Fest and I repeatedly had to tell him that I couldn’t understand a single word he said no matter much he tried is still fresh in my memory. In that regard I guess it different for every one but I also taught myself swedish as a kid, just by watching swedish TV4.

    • @patricktelintum4594
      @patricktelintum4594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The greenlanders have to learn danish, as their 1st priority... (Probably spelled that wrong...)

    • @malfnction
      @malfnction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      icelanders hate us, have you ever spoken to an icelandic person?

    • @HQwalkingdead
      @HQwalkingdead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean smuk fest prolly aint the best place to try and better your language skills :^)

    • @nirtrous4465
      @nirtrous4465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Norweigan is easy for the Swedes to understand norways language is more inbetween swedish and danish since they talk closer to how a swede would but spell like a dane.

  • @DanielWilken8
    @DanielWilken8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Skål

    • @DanielWilken8
      @DanielWilken8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exploding Universe altid

    • @heihei3134
      @heihei3134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      med lidt vodka til

    • @laur_bk
      @laur_bk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ja, skål for helvede

    • @potatosandpotatos960
      @potatosandpotatos960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skål

    • @hampusbodenholm2978
      @hampusbodenholm2978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Skål allihopa, med vänliga hälsningar från Sverige kära grannar

  • @mathiasgsss
    @mathiasgsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    us danse just love when people are talking about us. it is like when you were a kid and cool guy from 9. grade said hi to you

  • @CammieBlueSky
    @CammieBlueSky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    It's so funny to see how someone outside of Denmark views us. It's been really funny watching your videos. :D

    • @stanateez6700
      @stanateez6700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CammieBlueSky Yep like me I'm from denmark

    • @MaryGraymaker
      @MaryGraymaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Synes jeg også!

    • @senorbubluhubluhu4837
      @senorbubluhubluhu4837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah! It really feels like no one knows us, but i guess i was wrong as always...

    • @MrChristoffer5700
      @MrChristoffer5700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's tradition cant ruin tradition now can we

    • @madaka8601
      @madaka8601 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its so fun to watch :_D

  • @xal3xmedia
    @xal3xmedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Undskyld Danmark. Med venlig hilsen Briterne

    • @oscarjensen8598
      @oscarjensen8598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alex on point 👍

    • @xal3xmedia
      @xal3xmedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woohoo :)

    • @jesusmoist
      @jesusmoist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alex Bruh 🅰️+

    • @xx_karl_marx_xx8594
      @xx_karl_marx_xx8594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you apologizing for? LOL

    • @nipperdk
      @nipperdk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice im Dane and i understand it

  • @Jasonwolf1495
    @Jasonwolf1495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Ya know why I love Denmark? LEGOs.

    • @AddiVF
      @AddiVF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      especially stepping on them

    • @lindthevikingdk4078
      @lindthevikingdk4078 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's LEGO
      No hate

    • @pavese1379
      @pavese1379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jeffrey You stop loving Lego when you first step on them

    • @laust6259
      @laust6259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeffrey sorry to correct you but its not Lego’s its actually Lego bricks

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LEGO is nonsense . I love Denmark for A.P. Moller-Maersk though.

  • @sofiarasch2460
    @sofiarasch2460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Lol half of these comments were like
    *Im* *From* *Denmark* *hehe!*

    • @clarageuken9058
      @clarageuken9058 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chillwithkpop (; Kpop fan

    • @r.o.b8728
      @r.o.b8728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      chillwithkpop spurgt🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

    • @r3dfirx227
      @r3dfirx227 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I’m so proud

    • @victorlrs6686
      @victorlrs6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      사랑아 R O S E
      The other half is “ omg there’s so many comments saying “I’m from denmark””

    • @danish2.012
      @danish2.012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My name is linguistically from Denmark but i’m genuinely not from Denmark. I’m somewhere from Asia

  • @P2SMiTTY
    @P2SMiTTY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    > What if Denmark ruled the world?
    > Robbaz begins screeching

  • @sarapedersen2304
    @sarapedersen2304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Okay swedish People gotta Chill!!!!
    Why are you all getting so offended?? Its a video about Denmark so Its pretty clear Why he talks about Denmark and not Sweden...

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly. They're all so trickered xD

    • @thespiderpumpkinstudioz3328
      @thespiderpumpkinstudioz3328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @bernholtz1
      @bernholtz1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm pretty sure sure that many of the swedish comment here are joking

    • @andy_ambjrn
      @andy_ambjrn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s a loooooong story

    • @dinfarsnutsack5596
      @dinfarsnutsack5596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheBoomguy64 triggered*
      Know your memes

  • @victorbalslw571
    @victorbalslw571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    10 Danish Krowns for the one Who Can say “Rød Grød Med Fløde”
    Like If your a Dane

    • @freddymizz3509
      @freddymizz3509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheArticFox Hvordan sender du pengene?

    • @bobderbraumeister6919
      @bobderbraumeister6919 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude that is like 1€

    • @zikopastoft3286
      @zikopastoft3286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Crown/krown is not the right description of the valuta. It is just Krone. Not Crown or what ever. Like you still call a Dollar a dollar in danish. No difference.

    • @bobderbraumeister6919
      @bobderbraumeister6919 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ziko Pastoft i just said this because my danish exchange students are saying this.

    • @defaultmesh
      @defaultmesh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rød grød med fløde. Now give me my 10 kroner.

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If Danes ruled the world?
    Functional social welfare, equal rights, world peace... And bike lanes, oh the many bike lanes we'd pave everywhere!

    • @bolderheij4407
      @bolderheij4407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Danie Bell and that is not a proplem 👍🏽

  • @bmr2104
    @bmr2104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Love to Denmark from Iran! To me Denmark is the "Land of Wind Turbines!" (I'm a mechanical engineer lol) They have the highest wind power per capita. Many other countries should learn from them.

    • @nicklaskiersmeyermohrhagen1265
      @nicklaskiersmeyermohrhagen1265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bozorgmehr Mansouri thats because its raining all the time

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If Denmark had nuclear reactors, it would fuel Denmark's el-consumption with more to spare.

    • @laura5164
      @laura5164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a Dane I have always been fascinated by Norway and their use of water power

    • @4450krank
      @4450krank 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fun fact: christmas eve 2017, 90% of all power used was wind power:D

    • @aalruu
      @aalruu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bozorgmehr Mansouri We (the Danish) are actually planning on giving the UK power with a long cord through the sea..

  • @Slagterfar
    @Slagterfar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If my country of Denmark ruled the world, we would all be eating Smørrebrød everyday, reading H.C Andersen tales and run around in red and white clothing fighting each other on which soccer team is the best.

  • @thelogan4641
    @thelogan4641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I'm surprised you didn't mention some of the more Vikingesque like
    Knife = Kniv
    Knight = Knægt (though the meaning has changed over time)
    Boat = Båd
    Sword = Sværd
    Berserk = Besærk
    Skull = Skald
    Die = Dø
    Cake = Kage (yup, no Vikings, no cake ;) )
    The days of the week were also Viking names
    Monday = Mandag (Day of the moon)
    Tuesday = Tirsday (Day of Tyr, god of war and justice)
    Wednesday = Onsdag (Day of Odin, king of gods and god of pretty much everything, especially wisdom)
    Thursday = Torsdag (Day of Tor, god of thunder (torden) and on occasion also of war)
    Friday = Fredag (Day of Frigg goddess of wisdom or Freja goddess of fertility and love and on occasion war)
    Sunday = Søndag (Day of the sun)
    The bright ones might have noticed that Saturday is missing.
    Saturday comes from Saturn, whereas the Danes call it Lørdag, which stems from the old word for bath, as Saturday was bathing day, apparently that didn't have enough traction with the brits though ;) )

    • @moerch0753
      @moerch0753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Logan HOW DO u GET KNIGHT TO BE KNÆGT!!!!!!!!!! BTW its ridder 🙂

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Though the meaning has changed over time.
      The words themselves are similar, even if the current meanings are not.

    • @zikopastoft3286
      @zikopastoft3286 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said that back then it meant Knægt. But then the meaning changed over time and the word now means Ridder. Similar to soldier.

    • @Pippastinak
      @Pippastinak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And borough = borg

    • @raggietyril9219
      @raggietyril9219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ye but don’t take pride in that being form Denmark only. All the Nordic languages are like that.

  • @joehanneedenbergnielsen7244
    @joehanneedenbergnielsen7244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Every time I see a video with Denmark in the title, I watch the video. Danes love to watch videos about themselves 🇩🇰 But hey, at least we are happy in our country. 🤷🏼‍♀️🇩🇰

  • @koninkrijkc8559
    @koninkrijkc8559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    bandiaterra

    • @cassandra2968
      @cassandra2968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      K.I. Wong lmaooo I'm still mad about that XD

    • @cringemaster4195
      @cringemaster4195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from their.

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I found a group of inhabitant island far deep in the ocean, I will name it bandiaterra and call Danes, Africans and Indians to settle here :D

    • @degrees6308
      @degrees6308 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      uh uh I am angry about that still

  • @juliusfog9587
    @juliusfog9587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    min våde drøm

    • @jesusmoist
      @jesusmoist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julius Fog XD

    • @benjaminellehauge7692
      @benjaminellehauge7692 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julius Fog det ville være dejligt ikke at være part af Danmark

    • @julieoutzen6129
      @julieoutzen6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julius Fog ahahahahaha min gode drøm😂

    • @laddtryck
      @laddtryck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jävla pölse man

  • @chockyman3858
    @chockyman3858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    *looking furiously in swedish*

    • @lukasoreberg7013
      @lukasoreberg7013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      John Doe I see you are not swedish

    • @mads1621
      @mads1621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      John Doe hahahhaha good one

    • @Skeloperch
      @Skeloperch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Denmark should liberate New Swedenistan.

    • @gams8024
      @gams8024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GO SVEA RIKE!

    • @FdrelandsSoldaten
      @FdrelandsSoldaten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Give us skåne back

  • @eisenfaust2888
    @eisenfaust2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Title: If Danes ruled the world
    [happy LEGO noises]

  • @glennb.4294
    @glennb.4294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Every Swedes nightmare ...

    • @pimowernet2146
      @pimowernet2146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glenn B. Lol #Denmark

    • @gravargen943
      @gravargen943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only because we'd not understand a word. xD
      Also, are you from Göteborg? 3:)

    • @mathiaspoulson
      @mathiaspoulson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sweden could use some help from denmark with their situation over there

    • @LonelyShadowHunters
      @LonelyShadowHunters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well hey at least we're not a third world country ;^)

    • @gravargen943
      @gravargen943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well apparently you all missed the whole thing where we Swedes have begun deporting illegals, and all that. You know... the very things you've wanted from us for years now. Heck! We've even begun rebuilding our military again, so that whole thing with illegal refugees ain't holding up anymore. ;-)

  • @GeographyNow
    @GeographyNow  7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    As we prepare the for next country episodes (Filming them this Friday!) you know what that means, FILLER WEEK! This is a topic I've wanted to cover for a long time because very few people even KNOW that the Danes had set up colonies on 4 different continents. Here we not only find out where they are but ask the question...what if the colonies were still held on to to today? Find out here!

    • @monarchatto6095
      @monarchatto6095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Geography Now Fun Fact: frozen was danish but tangled was german

    • @skydiesay6019
      @skydiesay6019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How tf is this message 18 hours old and the video is 3 minutes old....

    • @nikolajs.5353
      @nikolajs.5353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Barbs, if you ever come to Denmark again you should totally visit Skagen, its the most northern city in Denmark and it's a beautiful and charming city, just Google it to learn more about it. But don't come in summer because there are a TON of tourist and by the way love you vids ;)

    • @gronak1550
      @gronak1550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You forgot to mention the danish colony Bandiaterra

    • @adeptusvoxradio
      @adeptusvoxradio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy crap, I remember when vikings war of clans was a game in facebook, it was pretty cool (not at all historical, but still, fun game)

  • @dulce_bombon
    @dulce_bombon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Jeg elsker Danmark!

  • @retributionx7696
    @retributionx7696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If Danes ruled, free beer for everyone. Danes are really good at drinking.

    • @jamiecairns1085
      @jamiecairns1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True haha

    • @kajaskov6270
      @kajaskov6270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably world champions!!

    • @FatBellyChemist1234
      @FatBellyChemist1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful and cute little babies are gonna pop out.

    • @FatBellyChemist1234
      @FatBellyChemist1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did someone mention beer? What about making beer swimming pools?

    • @mikikaass5388
      @mikikaass5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And y’all Danes say we Greenlanders drink a lot lol

  • @EskayRogue
    @EskayRogue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a dane I believe that we have already had enough influence, wether it be on other languages or even ultures, We've done a lot and we are a proud folk!

  • @sgaard5838
    @sgaard5838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is how you say 'Geography Now' in Danish 'Geografi nu'

    • @ningi626
      @ningi626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jacob1389 :D but make sure you're choking on a potato while you say it

    • @unknowndane4754
      @unknowndane4754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And his typical intro "it's time to learn geography NOW!" would be "det tid til at lære geografi NU!"

    • @sgaard5838
      @sgaard5838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

    • @sql64
      @sql64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do i need to know

    • @sgaard5838
      @sgaard5838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do not know I just think it would be fun

  • @NikolajLepka
    @NikolajLepka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another Denmark fact that I don't see mentioned often.
    The Bering Strait, the tiny divide between Russia and Alaska is actually named after Vitus Bering, a Danish explorer who was paid by the Russians to map out how far east the empire actually went

  • @gus1thego
    @gus1thego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YEAAAA! 🇩🇰 My first time seeing this video.. Awesome bro

  • @KatGlos
    @KatGlos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I recently moved to Denmark and love it so much

    • @febbie7851
      @febbie7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ArrA wtf

    • @febbie7851
      @febbie7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ArrA and? I just moved to England from Danmark

    • @idabjernemose
      @idabjernemose 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kat omg! That makes me sad to hear! Im so Sorry for you moving to Denmark! Danes and Denmark is the worlds shittiest country

    • @Chris-cg5mo
      @Chris-cg5mo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you base that on?

    • @Guccipoooch
      @Guccipoooch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amber BJ what makes you think Denmark shitty place? Well since it’s a small country they can control the economy better than most countries

  • @hydra4251
    @hydra4251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Danes ruled Bandiaterria :)

    • @robertthibodeau9182
      @robertthibodeau9182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Sanogo Will Win The 2094 ballon d'Or, no they actually were buisness partners and were allies.

    • @CK-og4sk
      @CK-og4sk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Sanogo Will Win The 2094 ballon d'Or ur back

    • @64bitUnity
      @64bitUnity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg that was so annoying! he got me so good!

  • @mariaarrendell2543
    @mariaarrendell2543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What a coincidence, I am half danish because my mom is full danish, my grandpa on my dad s side is from Ghana, Denmark has about 5 colonies there, and my parents met and got married in Saint Croix (btw I love how he said it). And saint croix was momentarily obtained by Denmark. My family is more connected hen I thought.

  • @aceyagami1398
    @aceyagami1398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Im beyond happy to see videos like this, cause that means People know that denmark exsists! Thank you for making this video! We Are such a snall country, so it means the world to me to see People from other countries talk about denmark!

  • @tylershep4220
    @tylershep4220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If Danes ruled the world...
    We would have a lot more engineer mains

    • @sebastiancastellanos6862
      @sebastiancastellanos6862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SemiSolid Snake tf2 joke

    • @finderrio
      @finderrio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but I... I main demoman... and I'm danish

    • @LowercaseH2001
      @LowercaseH2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I main scout and im danise

    • @hextrixy322
      @hextrixy322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SemiSolid Snake true and engine is still gonna be my main

    • @rdgrdmedflde3661
      @rdgrdmedflde3661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @sandyruitenberg2928
    @sandyruitenberg2928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am Dutch and I do see us as one of the big four/five, I was glad when it was mentioned...
    And I am party danish and I think the world would be great if the Danes would rule it!

    • @thelord7185
      @thelord7185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your contribution to the kalmar union has been noted

  • @mrnecro3071
    @mrnecro3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Thank you this is FANTASTIC. THE DANES NEED TO RULE THE WORLD!!!

    • @purplechips5251
      @purplechips5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur right

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We Will >:D
      Vi vil tage over hele verden!! Muahahahaha!! >:}

  • @captax
    @captax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If they had stronger influence over Bandiaterra, they would for sure become a global superpower.

    • @supersonictv8916
      @supersonictv8916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello there! I am from Bandiaterra!

  • @Sladjana971
    @Sladjana971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Bandiaterra would exist ;)

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I am from there xD

    • @niemand3637
      @niemand3637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I work for the bandiaterras govt XD

    • @Victor-Baxter
      @Victor-Baxter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But yeah I am a coconut crab from Bandiaterra

    • @wafflepenguin4440
      @wafflepenguin4440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have lavender that's from Bandiaterra!

    • @cringemaster4195
      @cringemaster4195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Bandiaterran.

  • @youssefammar6179
    @youssefammar6179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Much Love from Egypt🇪🇬

    • @gryffith1378
      @gryffith1378 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youssef Plays im Egyptian too!

    • @gryffith1378
      @gryffith1378 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRealStuff Mapping not all of it lol, Coptics are descendants of ancient Egyptians, the languages have ties, and they’re culturally similar, but then again that’s only about ~12% of the population so

  • @Jauzness87
    @Jauzness87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As a Dane, i get a little bitter every time i hear our forefathers selling off foreign land and islands to other countries. They sold so much land it's unbelievable, and just seems so incredibly stupid to me. Sure, they probably had reasons, such as being unable to use or sustain those territories, or needed money to pay of debts, or simply lacked the population to sustain colonies. It just sound like a complete swindle when you hear how much gold they got, and the money that these territories could generate in the future far surpasses that amount.There are so many decisions from the royalty and government of Denmark that just seem so poorly thought out and very short sighted.

    • @_greenrunner_
      @_greenrunner_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jauzness87 the reasons why we lost so much was for those exact reasons you mentioned, they happened quite commonly bqck then

    • @Pierrot9315
      @Pierrot9315 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think about us frenchies when poeple mention the louisianna purchase

    • @chrisperson3138
      @chrisperson3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      P . Mine you Napoléon needed the funding to begin a invasion of England.

    • @victorwurtz9388
      @victorwurtz9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M

    • @TheSilverwing999
      @TheSilverwing999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip

  • @AJayAnswersYou
    @AJayAnswersYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    If the danes ruled the world, we would all live in love, peace and harmony. Pessimists wouldn't exist.

    • @aquicha8168
      @aquicha8168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha, no.

    • @apolloncz2763
      @apolloncz2763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love, peace and harmony.... Hahaha. Like 1864. 😂😂😂

    • @thelizardking6772
      @thelizardking6772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's wrong. most danes hates the world

    • @kristoffermg5986
      @kristoffermg5986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thelizardking6772 HAHAHAHAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN????

    • @SvensgaardE
      @SvensgaardE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thelizardking6772 Most danes hate the world? i know why because is hard to not hate on something like you with low iq

  • @CaptainHaddocck
    @CaptainHaddocck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Hey Barby, next time you come to Denmark , hit me up, i'm a tour guide in the historic city of Roskilde (the old capital of Denmark)

    • @avnyborg2
      @avnyborg2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Det var da Nyborg. Eller var Roskilde også?

    • @viktorthi_5140
      @viktorthi_5140 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Er rimeligt sikker på at det var Nyborg. (Ved jeg kun fordi at jeg bor der)

    • @FrilloTeslar
      @FrilloTeslar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vozey Det er der så til gengæld ingen andre der ved, lol. Der er nogle rigtig gode grunde til at hovedstaden ikke ville kunne ligge i Nyborg.

    • @avnyborg2
      @avnyborg2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Er du dum? Den lå i Nyborg, fordi Nyborg er i midten af Danmark. Det var mest praktisk i forhold til krige. Hvilket der ikke er brug for så meget nu.

    • @jeremiahstromberg8940
      @jeremiahstromberg8940 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Haddock and then you can show him your highest mountain wich is 5 cm. Danska näspetare

  • @AliceTheToastWitch
    @AliceTheToastWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Danish person this makes me happy

  • @lizevingamos7063
    @lizevingamos7063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Love Denmark from Norway ❤

    • @sindreherstad8739
      @sindreherstad8739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lize Vingamos forræder ;)

    • @lizevingamos7063
      @lizevingamos7063 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha har aldri vært i København da :)

    • @sindreherstad8739
      @sindreherstad8739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      da er det fortsatt håp for deg :)

    • @chill146
      @chill146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Også kærlighed fra Danmark til Norge ❤️😂

    • @astrid6591
      @astrid6591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeg elsker Norge og Danmark :)

  • @karenjensen6107
    @karenjensen6107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun Fact: Denmark forced Norwegians to speak Danish (at least in the big cities like Bergen and Oslo). If you go all the way down to the south tip of Norway there might be people (from my experience) who can speak Danish, or at least be understood by the Danes when speaking Norwegian 😄

  • @jessicadebrito4656
    @jessicadebrito4656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Just don't know why I have this obsession with Denmark. Even when I was a child and I knew nothing about that place. I mean, they are'nt so knowled, even more here in Brazil. But i know someday, somehow i'm gonna know that country.

    • @jonas594
      @jonas594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jessica De Brito just learn these 2 words
      1:tørret ørred
      2:rødgrød med fløde
      If you learn those you are pretty much set

    • @newkindofviking6701
      @newkindofviking6701 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha!! :D
      - Good luck.... :p

    • @davidvaldez9670
      @davidvaldez9670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I always did too and 1 year after separating from the Airforce i found a job and moved here. Now i have lived in Copenhagen for 6 years and i love it. I ride my bike during the winter to work and longboard during the summer. I took 3 years of Danish lessons at a school called IA Sprog and i am nearly fluent. I do have some trouble with terms that i have never heard of, but for the most part i can get by in Danish. After living here for 4 years i married a Dane and we have a son together. I love the healthcare system and everything Denmark offers and will not be going back to America anytime soon.

    • @jensjensen4153
      @jensjensen4153 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      david we are happen to have you her :)

    • @newkindofviking6701
      @newkindofviking6701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Valdez Det glæder mig at høre! Du er hjerteligt velkommen til at finde mig på Buster Albek, så giver jeg sgu en bajer! :)

  • @blowofftop
    @blowofftop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Norway and Sweden would be a better place if Denmark rule again.

  • @odinalstadheim9730
    @odinalstadheim9730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Can you make a video about the kalmar union/nordic power/the nordic union

    • @Espingol
      @Espingol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES!!!

    • @OfficialShadowKing
      @OfficialShadowKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big-O
      Nords are superior people, I love the Norse language, I love the Viking history and the culture. Respect from Iran

    • @TrocaTheNero
      @TrocaTheNero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's okay if it comes back, just don't let the danes be all in power.

    • @pyroastic7541
      @pyroastic7541 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      JA

  • @jayscards8640
    @jayscards8640 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:07 “Danes have made their mark” I see what you did there. 😂

  • @teenagefirework1
    @teenagefirework1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Southpark already showed a world in which Denmark had ultimate power.
    It was scary.
    side note: Denmark pretty much wins having Greenland, everyone else had to de-colonize their bigger territories (except for some islands) but Greenland is huge, having a huge territory like that is a plus.

    • @JojoDaYoyo
      @JojoDaYoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ! ;D

    • @jordy704
      @jordy704 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russia still has it's bigger territory. Also the USA if you count them as colonizers.

    • @Spurgtjoe
      @Spurgtjoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually the germans took over Denmark in South Park.

    • @toedo9015
      @toedo9015 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But not much is inhabitable, making it a bit harder to settle there in today technology.

    • @mikkelvedsmand6549
      @mikkelvedsmand6549 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We might be small but we have power 😉

  • @viktorc.4638
    @viktorc.4638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Denmark:
    Weird words: aight imma head in

  • @runihammer1889
    @runihammer1889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    greetings from the Faroe Islands

    • @kevinmcnally4047
      @kevinmcnally4047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rúni Hammer I really wanto to go there, although I read the climate is kinda awful...

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:15 don’t forget to mention Bandiaterra,that remote danish island in the Indian Ocean!

  • @BertGrink
    @BertGrink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Interesting video... maybe we should go back in time and rectify our mistakes of the (current) past?
    What say you, fellow danes, are you up for that?

    • @Tore_Lund
      @Tore_Lund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@r.o.b8728 Why Norway? They have even worse weather than Denmark.

    • @delastiny648
      @delastiny648 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's go danes!

    • @victorwurtz9388
      @victorwurtz9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      H

  • @master_shifu4208
    @master_shifu4208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Danish squad!!!!!!

    • @hugebaIIs
      @hugebaIIs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nuclear Gamez hi

    • @antonhansen9238
      @antonhansen9238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her!

    • @helgiyogurt2726
      @helgiyogurt2726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Iceland!!!!!!

    • @r3dfirx227
      @r3dfirx227 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Er Danmark ikke det land der har mindst pikke spørg bare?

    • @danish2.012
      @danish2.012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe my name m8

  • @j0rd1_
    @j0rd1_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    What about Bandiaterra?

    • @geographicme5162
      @geographicme5162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That wasn't real it was an April fools prank

    • @elsabito5763
      @elsabito5763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Geographic Me No! Bandiaterra is real! I was born there!

    • @j0rd1_
      @j0rd1_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Geographic Me wow really I bet that wasn’t a joke

    • @FrenchMapper
      @FrenchMapper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RedEmoji Day april fools

    • @cringemaster4195
      @cringemaster4195 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from Bandiaterra.

  • @mingoxu9809
    @mingoxu9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the reason the Denmark videos on this channel is some of the most popular, is probably because us danes have massive egos and have watched the videos on repeat-

  • @allthingsnordic15
    @allthingsnordic15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Barb! Nice video as all of your videos. So much knowledge about the "lost" and unknown Danish empire (if we can call it like that)! We will be happily sharing this video with our community at All Things Nordic!! Hej hej! :)

  • @Striveofficial
    @Striveofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Than we would all be reading Hamlet, oh wait...

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most likely you'd have a larger chance of knowing about the semi-historical figure, Amlet, which Hamlet was based on.

  • @yunnoxxsrbenglish1694
    @yunnoxxsrbenglish1694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Do next for Russia, please! They had even bigger chances for such! They had Alaska, claimed Pacific coast all the way Silicone Valley, a port in Hawaii, first to discover Antarctica, please

    • @roz666andezequiel4
      @roz666andezequiel4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YunnoxxSRB [English] don't you know that he's making them by the alphabet order🙄

    • @yunnoxxsrbenglish1694
      @yunnoxxsrbenglish1694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol I do, but I meant like this for Filler Week. No hate

    • @roz666andezequiel4
      @roz666andezequiel4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YunnoxxSRB [English] oh sorry, didn't get it😂😝

    • @Maximus-mh1ov
      @Maximus-mh1ov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It should be the biggest episode of all time )))
      When you fly across Russia for 8 hours, and Russia is still there and looks the same, you realize that it is Russia flies across you. X)))

    • @OriginalBongoliath
      @OriginalBongoliath 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You had your chance, it was called the Soviet Union, the U.S.S.R.
      It failed.

  • @Omar-cw5gg
    @Omar-cw5gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:56 Why does Austria-Hungary have Belgium and some of China and India?

  • @boathousejoed9005
    @boathousejoed9005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The language is not impossible to learn,it's impossible to speak!😆

  • @leeolsson5271
    @leeolsson5271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Interesting idea for a topic. Love from Sweden! ❤️

    • @cyphrox8555
      @cyphrox8555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly the same idea could be applied to Sweden itself, just look at the Swedish Empire around 1658. Love from Denmark :D

  • @linepetersen2416
    @linepetersen2416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aye Aye Aye Danish is NOT impossible, I have friends from England who are learning and They’re doing just fine;)

  • @FrLawRE
    @FrLawRE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you talked about Danish viking conquests in Europe you forgot to mention Normandy in France. Normandy means land of the Northmen. What was to become the historical Duchy of Normandy was granted to a Danish viking chief called Rolf in 911 in the treaty he signed with the French king at a place called Saint Clair-sur-Epte.

  • @madskargo2175
    @madskargo2175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You forgot one thing. The danish vikings was the first guys that find america.

    • @arcticblue248
      @arcticblue248 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leiv Eiriksson who discovered America was born on Iceland and had norwegian parents !!! his father was Eirik raude who was born on Jæren (in Norway). The norwegians are also the first to settle Iceland ...

    • @december6737
      @december6737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea Erik den røde everyone thinks is cristopher colombus

  • @fuzzytheblueracer6133
    @fuzzytheblueracer6133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    if denmark ruled the world, everything would be overprized snd expensive
    (and im from denmark

  • @mikelitorous5570
    @mikelitorous5570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    In the north east of England we say yem for house. Which I’m pretty sure is a Nordic word

    • @haoncs
      @haoncs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Maybe it's derived from the Danish word "Hjem" which means home.

    • @jonzimmer3568
      @jonzimmer3568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds about right 🙂

    • @mikelitorous5570
      @mikelitorous5570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haoN it comes from when the Vikings had control of the north we have other slang words that can relate to the Nordic languages aswell

    • @jrgenfraglyptoteket8970
      @jrgenfraglyptoteket8970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U say it hjem

    • @aalruu
      @aalruu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mighty Marouane Fellaini In Denmark we spell it “hjem” but the H is silent

  • @Raxerm
    @Raxerm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *English - Danish*
    *Leg - Ben*
    _But there is also the more specific 'læg' which isn't used much anymore, but is probably what it is derived from._
    *Freckle - fregne*
    *Root - rod*
    *Want - vil*
    _Kinda similar, but not sure this is the one._
    *Skin - hud*
    _There's also the word 'skind' which means hide (the noun, not the verb) which is probably the origin._

  • @haqon8310
    @haqon8310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a norwegian that thumbnail was more terrifying then anything ever

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    For anyone interested, there's a really cool "what if" scenario created by a guy who played as Denmark in a couple of video games covering the medieval and early modern periods. He wrote down his actions in the game as if though they were real historical records, and turns Denmark into a global empire, pretty much taking over Britain's role in real life, albeit with a lot of differences, of course:
    forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/north-sea-empire-a-knytling-aar.882499/

    • @DrCanyonero
      @DrCanyonero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you! Just started reading it.
      A good cup of tea and a blanket and you're set for a great and epic story I'm sure

    • @MrLarsgren
      @MrLarsgren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      keep in mind england was occupied by vikings for 200 years. 1/3 of your coastal cities carry viking names. and like 50% got traces of our viking blood..
      vikings traded egyptian gold and sold stolen goods in russia.
      we got around :)

  • @kiayungko7731
    @kiayungko7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love Denmark!! And im Japanese brazilian🇧🇷🇯🇵🇩🇰

    • @kiayungko7731
      @kiayungko7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vini Yellow i was born in brazil but I'm ethnically Japanese. And I live in Japan right now, how about you?

    • @kiayungko7731
      @kiayungko7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vini Yellow Obrigado e voce tambem!

    • @harshhgupta7209
      @harshhgupta7209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Masatoshi Kento why do not u move?

    • @surutaeyaisutsu9904
      @surutaeyaisutsu9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      すごい です こーさん. I love Japan/Nihon and i’m a dane when i become an adult I want to get japanese citizenship and then become a sushi-chef!

  • @satanicalapis1776
    @satanicalapis1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the videos about Denmark it’s fun to see how people from other countries see our country

  • @vinaymane5538
    @vinaymane5538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Must be painful for swedes 😂😂

    • @palken123456789
      @palken123456789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vinay mane very

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, I love that thought ^_^

    • @badjiiii
      @badjiiii 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      vinay mane why?

    • @askehelsted4420
      @askehelsted4420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because Denmark and Sweden, are the two countries, who had the most wars with each other, in the whole world.

  • @JOEVID
    @JOEVID 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    BANDIATERRA!!!

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't speak of that "place".

    • @cringemaster4195
      @cringemaster4195 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My home country.

  • @FIR3SPRAY
    @FIR3SPRAY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Denmark>Sweden

    • @jesusmoist
      @jesusmoist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GCutMedia My main Agar.io name.

    • @Mr.Nordic
      @Mr.Nordic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      alright take it easy now because it seems that you need a history lession, first of all yes sweden "sold" metals to the germans becaus they would have declared war on sweden otherways, for the second of all sweden helped the norvigen, dannish and finnish people to come and hide in sweden under the war, third of all sweden spied on nazi german for the allied and helped finnland in the war against sovijet. sweden had also the plan (operation save denmark and norway) in work where they would go in with military troops and try to save norway and denmark from nazi german

    • @johannessundqvist8181
      @johannessundqvist8181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfully someone knows their history

    • @dinfarsnutsack5596
      @dinfarsnutsack5596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GCutMedia plz stop making war between denmark and sweden! Both countries are really beautiful and shouldn’t be compared in any way

    • @abbe9230
      @abbe9230 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xXBTS JShunaXx lol sweden has much better nature then Denmark

  • @51GN3
    @51GN3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:42 yeah we have one of THE hardest languages in the whole intire World and that is seriously so cool.

    • @jamiecairns1085
      @jamiecairns1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I learnt it in three months (in a special class for people who just moved to Denmark so...)

  • @tulikaghosh3080
    @tulikaghosh3080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I live in serampore, India.

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Having the Faroe Islands is not an advantage to us Danish. It doesn't have much produce. I don't know the details, but I wouldn't be surprised if were spending more money on the Faroe Islands than we receive. Another matter is that I don't really mind and I think there are many Danish who feel the same way. They're part of who we are. Greenland is even worse in this regard, but they may have potential in the future.

    • @marcusthygesen2334
      @marcusthygesen2334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but they have resources that we can sell later on if we want denmark main land is so low on resources that I am almost throwing up just thinking about it xD

    • @nicolajrasmussen4513
      @nicolajrasmussen4513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye but we also spend a heck of a lot of money on greenland that use their money on stupid things

  • @LunaticFTV
    @LunaticFTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Danes ruled, the world would simply be better since we actually are in top 10 of every list of things that makes a country great :)

  • @utkarshdubey3435
    @utkarshdubey3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think few ppl know this but Dutch are pretty big part of Indian colonial history and they've had pretty big impact culturally too in the colonies they maintained for sometime.

  • @emilh.k.homaidi4858
    @emilh.k.homaidi4858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He forgot everything about the the colonized island: Bandiaterra

  • @Kathkere
    @Kathkere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As a swede, this title terrified me..! I thought Halloween was over?!

    • @JojoDaYoyo
      @JojoDaYoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Denmark will rule over Arabi- i mean sweden and when we will we will only take the skåne bleking and halland cuz the rest suckssss Love Denmark Not love Denmark

    • @Kathkere
      @Kathkere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's keep it civil, little internet troll!

    • @JojoDaYoyo
      @JojoDaYoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skåne is Danish we are just letting you have it for a while

    • @onespiker
      @onespiker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jojo time good luck trying.

    • @JojoDaYoyo
      @JojoDaYoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ErikJohannessonTV Nope because we still have Greenland and faro islands you guys are much smaller then our kingdom now

  • @Corp2004
    @Corp2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    If denmark ruled. We would be a great world xDDDDDD

    • @itsvictoriae6987
      @itsvictoriae6987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There would be beer for everyone

    • @helgiyogurt2726
      @helgiyogurt2726 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @bark3182
      @bark3182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaas

    • @danielisaksson8968
      @danielisaksson8968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If denmark ruled there would be endless torment. Suffering. Crying for release. But most importantly... A swedish revolt that would kick the shite outta you cowards. #Vasabless

    • @bubblecatacid3727
      @bubblecatacid3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Maffix Nah

  • @arsadams
    @arsadams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well im glad to see that Denmark it really exists as a country,i thought that was kind of invented place by Disney or someone else,well im really happy that you guys exist,and is not a joke!!!

    • @64bitUnity
      @64bitUnity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy to hear it, come visit!