r/Choosingbeggars "LET ME SLEEP WITH YOUR KIDS!"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ค. 2024
- r/Choosingbeggars believe that you should give them everything that belongs to you. So if you bought a cabin in a train to sleep for the night, then you had better hand it over! And if your kids are sleeping in that cabin, then too bad! What could possibly go wrong by letting this strange man sleep in your train cabin with them? Seems perfectly fine to me! Enjoy these funny reddit posts, and if you like the video be sure to subscribe for more daily content!
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It sounds like granddad put the right person in the will. Good for him.
It really does doesn't it?! I was shocked how nice this person is! So insanely nice and helpful and kind!
Anna ***** I would’ve been pissed by the first message already
@@Bookofhumanity lol same
Yup, the guy is going to be a doctor too. I'm sure he'd be proud. Hell I'm proud for the guy and I don't even know em.
GRANDDAD??????
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it"
The irony is THICC
Little Miss Unoriginal YOU PAY 10$😂
Maritza Gonzalez u do too 😆
Oh wait I do too 😂
OoOof
Jena Hassuneh gosh darn it, you got me😂
Maritza Gonzalez ha fs in the chat for u
Oh wait...
Irony has a fffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss
“No Canadians”
Me (Canadian): Mhm. *Slowly drinks my gallon of maple syrup while looking at moose in my yard while apologizing to my family for no reason*
How much snow is out there?
@@DeathProductions200 it really depends where you are, but where I live there usually isn’t too much
@@thegamingangel2114 you clearly aren't Canadian. A true Canadian would know the snow regularly covers their house.
In all seriousness canada is hella pretty and I wanna go
@@DeathProductions200 One thing - beware of our weather
I’m sure that you all are relieved
The dude with the dating app profile could’ve just said “no human being” lmao
And "no aliens"
No "Furries".
and nothing "in existence"
It would have been much shorter
@@averay7532 yeah
"How dare you say my house is in a state of disrepair!"
Literally a few moments ago
"I need a new washing machine and a new bathroom and..."
@Bunker Sieben new car every 3 months what kinda rich crap is. That I'm in pain oh my God
And a new life lol $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
When you said disrepair, I read despair. And honestly I'd be in despair if I was related to that
*No hookers, no LGBT, no short hair...*
Okay, weird but alright
*No Canadians*
well that's a bit uncalled for
Also the no Harry Potter and Disney..like bish
I'm offended as a Canadian
Those three actually make sense, as one is for safety, one is his sexual orientation, and having a personal preference on hair is perfectly fine. We all are attracted to different appearances after all, and saying someone can't date based on appearance is very close to telling them they have to go out with someone they aren't attracted to, which is coercion, and eventually if led to it's logical conclusion would lead to them being raped (obviously not the intention of people who suggest this, as it's all well intentioned, so I'm saying this to point out what is being missed, not condemning anyone). As for the no Canadians rule... Yeah, that's weird. 😂
Wtf, Canadians are some of the nicest people ever!
@@Annoyedusually Tell that to the entitled customers here.
I am feeling so sorry for the child of that immature couple. I am so sorry that that baby has to be raised with parents like those. I hope that baby grew up fine, safe and happy.
"No, they don't want those toys!"
5 minutes later:
"Why are you being so selfish?"
Guy couldn’t be that hungry if he didn’t want spaghetti
Ikr. I love spaghetti
I'm cooking it rn, I don't understand him
Honestly, in pregnant and now in craving a big pot of left over spaghetti lol that guy was crazy
Spaget is life.
Somebody Toucha Mah *Spaghett*
"No Disney" does this include everything that Disney owns? So like, no Star Wars or Marvel? Because good luck trying to find someone who doesn't like any of those things lmao
I dont.
Well, its not that I dont like them, Im just done with Star Wars and Marvel has never really been a big thing for me sooo
I mean yeah, I'm the same mostly (I only really like Spider-Man), but a majority of people do like at least one of those things, or just regular Disney
@@gearboxsys9313 Only Disney movie Id go out of my way to watch again is The Emperor's New Groove
He probably is a virgin still
#1 rule for when someone takes you out and offers to pay: Only make them spend as much as you would have if you were paying for your own meal, unless they explicitly say and encourage you to get whatever you want and don't worry about the price (and even then don't overdo it)
Dude fr. People are disgusting
Id get the cheapest thing and act full, if someone else is paying im making sure they pay as little as possible.
Even if they encourage me I'm still hesitant I hate having people pay for me, I feel like a inconvenience to them
"No Canadians"
We dodged a bullet there
"You have two options here."
"I pick option three."
**slams door**
Yes
The Blank King YOU PAY 10$😂
Option 1000000000 : lifetime free schnitzel
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it"
Says the right person!
This is the best comment yet 😂
The guy in the grandfather's estate story, he is a really decent person, with the toys and pictures plan, shows consideration and empathetic thoughts,
Love it "pay for my time" what a great line. I have interviewed so many people that clearly lied on their CV's it would have been hilarious to send them a bill for wasting my time. Kudos to the person that did it.
Was gonna say. This isn't a choosingbeggar, that company is based.
"the fridge and freezer are both black and go with my kitchen" An' yer heart.
I love this comment 🤣🤣🤣
I'd like to report a murder
ChoosingBeggar: *complains that grandad didn’t leave them anything when he passed and acts like an entitled brat*
Me: Gee I wonder why your Grandad left you out of his will
I'm surprised that there are no comments
@Wolf World Blackyy no, three boi
@@LOrco_ can you not count it's four
@@epicfail7874 no man, there are clearly five
@@LOrco_ Clearly six man.
God, I'm glad the "let me sleep with your children" was not the _passionate hugging_ kind of request...
The kid at 4:16 is soo good. Thinking about setting up funds for the grandkids and trying to help everyone out! Bless you!!!
"it's funny to see how people change when inheritance is involved"
gosh i'm just laughing at how this person was just describing themself.
I feel like she was talking to a mirror the whole time.
Same
The lack of self-awareness was astounding
Projection. Abusive people pull this shit all the time. It's not me, it's you!
jason nordstrom whoah
Random person: Owns an item
Choosing begger: It's free real estate
HoW cAn It Be FrEe If ItS aLrEaDy MiNe!?
@@NoCluYT how DARE you it's mine
Op:*fireback time*
KrolxSmoke NO IT’S MINE!
GOAT nu it’s mine
rslash: no scrubs
me: a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
I'd love to know what the OkCupid guy thinks makes someone interesting. Like what kinda hobbies can you have that he's okay with? Like... Reading? Running? Man's be crazy.
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it"
-Choosing beggar, demanding things from said inheritance, 2019
Hypocrisy is a funny thing to watch, is it not?
@@thundercavalier3161 Agreed.
@@thundercavalier3161 And the people being hypocrites are oblivious that they are doing it.
pay up
As someone who is still duking it out with family after 4 years I can definitely say it gets stupid. My executor of state doesn’t want me to have my inheritance so she hired a lawyer with it apparently not realising that the money she’s paying them is mine and that by being my executor the lawyers technically work for me and have been keeping me in the loop of her shenanigans. Some people…seriously…
"No Disney." That also means no Marvel, Touchstone Pictures, Lucasfilm, Pixar, ABC, etc.
When my sister was scanning things into her Vudu for their disc to digital (something you couldn't do with Disney things), a surprising amount and array of our movies couldn't be read in for that (it would specifically say it was a Disney thing). I'm not talking Lion King or things with "Disney" plastered on it, but movies like Sixth Sense and anything from that production company (I think it was the production company)
Did he mean all of that too?
Buena Vista is a distribution company that Disney bought a while back.... Every movie they got out is under the rights of the big three circles.
you can pry my Wall-e dvd out of my
*c o l d , d e a d , h a n d s .*
Backfired lmao
And no Hamilton?
“No Harry Potter”.
So you have chosen death?
i can’t believe these people exist lol
We didn’t use to, but now losing faith in humanity has become a normal thing
I thought "let me sleep with your kids" was gonna be a totally different story.... I'm glad it wasnt
Same
With the thumbnail, it definitely suggested something
Same I was clickbaited
OMG same!
rSlash has clickbaited us... why rSlash why? go back to your honest and non-clickbaiting ways!
The "HOW DARE YOU" is always in there somewhere😂😂
That's true wtf🤣
Why tho?
@@ravenshadow5533 how dare you question that
@@claxmo4448 lool 😂😂
XD
Omg, the OP in the inheritance story has such a good heart. The immediate, "oh that's so sweet!", it's so crushing
That man was polite for longer than I could ever,here's an award🏆
“NO CANADIANS.”
Me: “Man you just missed some of the greatest woman,” looks over and whispers. “We dodged a bullet.”
The F.B.I. ;3 when does our maple cult meeting start?
@@mrsswaga1436 it starts soon
Le Avocados I got the free miss thank god
WILLIAM WEST exactly
We sure did, eh?
"My dad was right, you did manipulate grandpa.."
"And just for that, whatever nice things I wanted to do for your family is gone. Oh and thanks for letting me know my uncle talked smack about me behind my back by the way. I'll just talk to grandpa's lawyer about activating the clause in the will that disqualified anyone who complained about the will."
I loved that table flip. I don't care about giving beggar the appliances but not the rest
Lol that's a sub and like
I'd send a picture of a mirror after those last few texts lol
Did this actually happen and was unincluded?
I would have responded with: *you're
Lol
7:20 YOU ARE DEAD TOO ME... so please can I have your inheritance
"NO HARRY POTTER,"
*Look of horror* what is wrong what is wrong with this person!!!!!!!!! Who in their right mind doesn't like Harry Potter!
Edit: I'm sorry to all the decent people you don't like Harry Potter.... I was just talking about the person in the video who basically listed all the minorities ever, they have humongous standards!
f u
@@vanillashark2131 Sorry?
sorry
@@vanillashark2131 It's all right....?
Harry potter is good but it doesnt have that much extended lore that's why I prefer star wars
NO CANADIANS
The rest of the world: *Sweating Intensifies*
Rest of the world: we have elected to join Canada, and are now all Canadian.
Me(male): can I change my origins from mexican to canadian
I would like but.. 666 likes
666 likes 👀
He should have narrowed his search for idiots on line and excluded America, Europe, Asia, Africa, South America, North America, Russia, Iceland, Greenland, Australia, the Alaskan panhandle, and the Pickford Islands, oh and Eastern Island. Then he would have found the perfect woman! LOL! NOT! What a jerk. Are there really guys like this?
Is it just me or is an entitled person's favorite catchphrase "how dare you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"*
Maybe
Lee'sVoice Karens and Choosingbeggars are siblings.
No it's hello?
And excuse me.
Wow, out of all the NO’s, I was only disqualified by 4 categories.. does that make me a saint?
The "selfish cousin" that was in university was so incredibly compassionate, easy-going, and patient. They are going to make an EXCELLENT doctor!
I love the random "no Canadians"
Whitaker Earl trust me, so do Canadians.
Good call to Grandad for leaving everything to the smart/ level headed one.
If the grandma got it, it'd be gone in a week and she'd be bgging for more
That profile one, I was waiting for the end so I could say; “NO Thanks.”
"NO SINGLE MOMS"
"TIME TO GROW UP"
which is it, man?
10:32 "No Canadians"
me: *Yeets outta there as the happiest man alive*
LOLSflint I’m laughing at no communists
that's so mean why no Canadians :( .
Well if thats the case I'm just gonna yeet myself over Niagara falls, the Canadian side of course.
@@banananatto5555 idk I was just drinking my maple syrup and I heard that eh (yes I'm Canadian I'm in Alberta)
@@charcoal8355 nice self racism
Me: *snap snap snap* It's not working *snap snap* They won't snap out of existence.
rSlash: Reality is often disappointing
I am... inevitable.
*_snap malfunction_*
Black Bunnie 😂😂😂😂😂 lol memes for days
@Chara You know it
It is always a pain for me to look at the bad grammar of some people, who are native in English. You are a true hero not mentioning constantly those "your/you're" mistakes alone. I would not be capable of it.
"You don't need money for college, you have a student loan!"
So...do they not know how loans work?
* deletes all comments *
*CHA CHA, REAL SMOOTH*
Lol
You still owe him for this comment though
Exeept this one
We all have to PayPal him 10 dollars now...
Wonder who remembers that song
Normal person: beggars can’t be choosers!
R/choosingbeggars: I wish
R/foundthemobileuser
Wait
That train story made me so mad, I would've hit someone
Omg! I just found you guys and I love it!!! 🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣 I love these videos.
I think the okcupid dude literally eliminated like every girl you would find online. and we thank God for our Deliverance.
Personally I thought all but maybe 3 of his bullet points matched with my own ideal preferences, he's not alone. Guy knows what he wants and has the balls to actually say it, I can respect that.
senpapi What I want to know is, what’s his logic for not wanting healthcare workers? 🤔
@@xTwilightWolvesx maybe they spend too much time at work?? or it grosses him out idk
I don't like smokers and druggies either.
But dating a canadian is a blessing, no?
That guy is missing out.
Tbh idfk wtf he wants. He like eliminated every girl ever
"You have 2 options..."
OP closes door::
:::Surprised Pikachu face:::
Oh wow what a catch!!! Sign me up! Hahahahaha
I appreciate that rslash gets that some of us don't actually look at the screen sometimes and explains posts lol
>No fatties
>No Yoga
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
YOU PAY 10$😂
Maritza Gonzalez so do u
Fatties can do yoga. And there are other ways to get fit. *shrug*
Does anyone else imagine Peanuts when listening to these stories. Half the time I expect a choosingbegger to call someone a blockhead.
Ur channel is one of the best!
"No Canadians"
OK, buddy, that was uncalled for.
"I am not your buddy, friend!"
@@TheTimmyboii1337 "I'm not your friend, guy!"
@@chrisostrom2432 I'm not your guy pal
Im not your friend pal wait if your not my friend then i dont have any friends YOUR CUTTING IT CLOSE FRIENDISH PERSON MAN
*YEAH I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A* wonderful day!
The guy who said no Canadians is not allowed to eat maple syrup...
*allowed
Unless your maple syrup is screaming.
@@ImNotaRussianBot your maple syrup doesn't scream at you?
Emma’s great, but you ever have phill
As for that first one, one of the sources I looked up said, “If a company asks you for fees like that, then there is no actual job opening.”
Love your vids your doing good man keep it up
That guy who got everything from his grand dad was being VERY GENEROUS , he didn’t have to give them shit lol... he obviously got left everything because the grand dad knew everyone else would blow it. From the post he seemed like he was very responsible.
"He is the sole beneficiary of my estate, as it is likely the rest of you would spend it on crack"
"No disney/Game of thrones/Harry Potter"
**w h e e z e**
He-He does realize that-*wheeze*-Disney, Game of thrones, and Harry Potter are all popular and loved everywhere??? Is he okay?
SketchyRawrDraws OwO dont worry im hacking into their ip as we speak they gonna die
Of course he realizes!!! This is also why he hates those! Don't you know that if something is liked by an insane amount of fans it means it's commercial popshit and cannot possibly be truly awesome stuff? Obviously xDDD He is into high art and books no one heard of... but he doesn't read them. He spends time thinking why he might choose - or break up - with a person. He spend zero minutes asking himself why would anyone choose or break up with him.
SketchyRawrDraws OwO my mom was definitely against Harry Potter and some Disney.
Loved? of course. Everywhere? Fuck no. Everywhere doesn't mean every state in U.S.
Or maybe.... You know........ Some people haven't heard of or don't like the same stuff? *Le gasp* I know, im shocked as well
I love the part at about 10:50 "no Canadians" XD
Cb: burns down building
Also cb: I dId NoThInG wRoNg.
The end of the OkCupid one:
...and NO POMEGRANATES!”
NO NO NO NO, NOOO POMEGRANATES!
@@MusingMageofDisney NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO POMAGRANITES
I can't spell
Emily Walker YOU PAY 10$😂
« NO CANADIEN »
Me:* loads shotguns with canadien intent while sipping some maple syrup *
Oh wait we don't have guns
Im moving
@@kittycat-sc7je _We have bb guns and pocket knives._ That's more than enough :^)
Alright ima do the worst thing a Canadian can do
*trip him and not say sorry*
He also said no Harry Potter and no Game of Thrones.
“You’re in a state of disrepair!!!”
Your coworker buying lunch story reminded me of a similar situation. This was back when I was in college and as with all college students, we were dirt poor. A few of us were coming back from an event and decided to stop somewhere for lunch. I noticed one of the guy did not order, I asked him and he said he has no money. I don't know him well and was barely keeping myself financially afloat but decided to offer to buy him lunch. Everyone including myself order a regular meal which came to be around five or six dollars per person at the time. This particular guy order a 2XL size meal along with all the trimmings. His meal alone cost almost $17. Granted that may not be a lot now but back then it was a lot and we were poor students. Since I had already offered, I felt bad taking back my words and flip the bill for him. Later on another buddy asked him why he ordered so much, he said because it was FREE. I was about to flip when I heard that. I keep this moral code to myself, If someone offers to buy me lunch or anything for that matter, I never go beyond what they order for themselves. Needless to say, that was the first and last "FREE" thing he got from me throughout my college years.
9:40
Hey, 1850 called, they want their relationship standards back.
It's honestly staggering how alt-righters/incels act that entitled and then wonder why women won't fuck them.
r q YOU PAY 10$😂
Scrubworks Ok there reasonable demands no communist and Canadians along with most of that list I completely get but Disney there are Societal standards
Oof
Soooo, he wants a robot? A blow-up doll? A mannequin? Oh, no wait. They have male friends. Nvrmnd.
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it". Yeah, funny as hell! Priceless.
“You are wasting my time“ I get told that a lot, so it doesn’t phase me lol
This tells the two different kind of people when texting
4:50 - The one who text all info in one text
6:06 - And the one who sends info one by one in text
Me: reads title
Me: watches video
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
He hearted your comment.
YOU WASTED HIS TIME.
THAT'S PAYMENT TIME.
That's about 500$ for wasting his time
Them: no lgbt
Me, *a bisexual* : there is a god-
Ey, Bi squad!!! :333
Ikr 😂
Yes famm
I agree bc I’m lesbian
is it ok to say that i dont like lgbt people?
10:46
So this man wants to date literally no one
Hearing all those no’s and cants just get a robot if u want a girlfriend
There’s a reason waifus exist
Dragon Girl I don't think a robot would qualify
Or sculpt your perfect partner and offer a prayer and sacrifice to Aphrodite to bring them to life.
Don’t think he could get one..... because robots can be reprogrammed.... hacked and all that.
"and caused him to get dementia"
Are you KIDDING me!?
i think most of these are fake
Definitely.
Woot! Canadians girls are safe from the trash bag 😂😂😂
#happytobeCanadian
Lucky
For once so am I
You go Megan!
Whatan idiot Canadian women are smokin
Ty Man and we’re nice 😂
"NO DISNEY (seriously, time to grow up)"
Dude must being leading a sad, sad life.
2:29
Damn. My aunt is pregnant right now. I really hope i don't get a cousin like that.
I've never commented before so I don't owe you anything HA!
Wait.
Schnitzel
I am saying. A word
Cactus
@@oliverganski3509 I too. Am saying a word.
Butter
The Baron pay up
@@nordin.munteanu I understood that reference
"No male friends" after "No Disney (Seriously, tie to grow up)" .. How Ironic..
Damn, you're right. Didn't notice.😅😂
Love your profile picture 😂
@@aramos760 😂😂😂
Yeah. Really Ironic.........
That person with saying no to everything isn’t going to find anybody
the entitle voice is hilarious !!!!!!!
9:48 the first few seemed reasonable, then 5 seconds later i was like "what's next? No legs? No breathing?"
Same, dude You want an actual woman or a sexual robot?
No dying
No humans
No xenomorphs
No predalieans
Rslash: YoU gUys OwE mE mOnEY fOr cOmentIng On My VideO!!
6K people: *sweats nervously*
I loved that part it was so freaking funny xD
I watched your channel on vacation in Nebraska this year in june I know have all these memories from the air bnbs it was so cool watching your channel very morning thank you for the awesome content
Travel story: that’s one of the biggest reasons I never talk to people while travelling. I’m reading or have earphones on and simply ignore everyone and everything.
"No Canadians" - EXCUSE ME, did we do something to offend you? Sorry about that.
Why you sorry eh?
Yana S apologizing, that’s so Canadian
Canadians are great
I agree with you but that person is crap
Aboot*
10:41
Person: *No Disney
Me: what the fu-
@BTIsaac also Canadian
@BTIsaac but what if someone is Canadian but lives in the US? If he does mean someone still living in Canada, why not specify for other countries?
69th
i dont like disney
Hope he likes robots..
“No fatties”
Somebody hold me back!
The sarcasm is strong with this one
Hello, yes FBI, this choosing beggar right here
Mario has logged in llo
Lol
me : *reads the title*
me: wait that's illegal....
(BANG BANG BANG) FBI OPEN UP!!!
V13WZ GR4NT ok
If we have to pay for wasting rSlash's time, then Yugo is SWIMMING in debt
rSlash: *tries to work*
Yugo: Not today pal
When that guy told that nice lady "you have two options" i got pissed becase it sounded like a threat
😂😂 10:34....Bruh, the hate for Harry Potter was out of pocket.