Such a great blooper. The way he runs his finger under his nose and the deadpan delivery are what make it for me. Might have to rewatch Parks and Rec again.
@@TM25Tk I don't wanna be that guy but family guy did it way before them. Peter said it's like a brown crayon down there😂 then come to find out it was stewies crayon and he gives it back then stewie is like why is my crayon melted and or stinks😂
That's where the "is this clean enough?" Comes in. Sometimes you gotta get good enough to let the b hole heal for a little bit, then go back and finish the job brother 🤣
I'm with you brother. When I see blood and fresh dook on that pearly white wad I get a little nervey. Like is that doody going into my bloodstream? Feels like maybe that's how new diseases come about.
The secret to stopping the never-ending wipe is to use a wet wipe or wet TP and go up inside about .5". That stops the never-ender. Gotta get just a little past the balloon knot
@@jatzke609Im going on 50 and the only place I really had a problem was in Iraq and Saudi Arabia when I was stationed there. Theres something in the air. Never exceeded 3 wipes anywhere else because you just sit back down until its cleared out.
@dm5tv56 being real your never really clean unless you use a wash cloth or wet wipes your bound for streaks due to walking/glute activity throughout the day.
"Hi, you've reached A.J. Hawk. Earlier today I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
As Flounder says in Animal House "Gee guys, this is great!" Best show ever, and this is why the Pat McAfee has it's private parking space by the front door at ESPN. Keep it the good work, guys; we need to spit it laughing all the time!
i was just surprised to see that other men actually wipe... wow,,,, I just wipe once, and thats when I take my draws off and stick em to the wall for the wife to wash.... buncha wussies here......
I had something like this a couple weeks ago. What I found strange was that the smear wasn't getting smaller. That's kind of how you measure your progress, right? With each wipe there should in theory be less on the paper until you have a virtually clean one and then you're done. I don't think I made it to the 50-100 range though. It was probably 20 at max.
This convo is amazing lol. Personally I got a stomach bug in 2019 and wiped so many times in one day, I left work straight to Home Depot to get a bidet lol. Wasn’t all in one sitting, but if you wipe 10 times and go to the bathroom 7 times in a day…. Adds up lol
Probably havent clicked on a video this fast since AJs Pet Alligator story
RIP Jimmy
@@chucknorris78945Moment of silence for Jimmy
I still watch the Jimmy video atleast once a week. RIP Jimmy, we love you buddy!
I thought it was piranhas???
@@blakemcmullen9856 Piranhas and alligators. AJ is a menace!
"Sometimes when I wipe, I wipe and I wipe... poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something" - Chris Pratt Parks & Rec blooper
Such a great blooper. The way he runs his finger under his nose and the deadpan delivery are what make it for me. Might have to rewatch Parks and Rec again.
And Aubrey Plaza breaking character after the first "i wipe"
Always sunny in Philadelphia made this joke first.
I went looking for this comment. Glad I didn’t have to search long
@@TM25Tk I don't wanna be that guy but family guy did it way before them.
Peter said it's like a brown crayon down there😂 then come to find out it was stewies crayon and he gives it back then stewie is like why is my crayon melted and or stinks😂
This is the greatest ad promo of ALL time. This is better than Dude Wipes could ever pay for
Literally might go re up cuz of this
Dude Wipes! "Destroying America's plumbing & septic infrastructure since 2012"
Pat knows what he's doing and looking out for the environment
@@macdaddy2344 bad troll attempt
@@LemThurdy420he’s not trolling. They are biodegradable
“I don’t want my face and name above that” 😂
had me rolling lmao
Then pat did him dirty on the outro. Barely gave him a chance to get on top of it and say "not me that's AJ"
That damn ticker with a aj solo shot
Ty was real quiet during this seg 👀
Connor’s line about blind people tasting it 😂😂😂
You never heard that😂
“You think Kaboly wipes”
Hes so bad like telling brownie he eats 💩
best segment this show has had since the pod got forcibly removed from us
R.I.P. the pod.
Why did we lose the POD
don't they pick it back up after football season?
What happened to the pod
Can’t wait for season 2
“I probably been around the 50-75 mark before I figured it out” - Kaboly 😂😂😂
That's the one. My fuckin cheeks hurt.😂😂😂
@@mattdavies4372 which ones? 😂
AJ - Metamucil will set you free.
Sent me.
Killed me 😂
Yall remember in the old studio that poster of AJ pooping ?😂😂
yupps
That needs to be made into merch. I’d buy that poster in a heartbeat.
"I think you might be walking away dirty" 😂😂
“That’s what the drones are looking for in Jersey right now” 😂
i read this comment before watching and just died laughing when i cam across it broo lmao
Segments like these are what make the show great. Cold-calling Kaboly was the cherry on top.
All-timer.
This may be the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I'm in tears. Thanks guys.
JJ Watt segments are must watch. Easily the best part of the show every week without a doubt.
More JJ and less A Rod
Surpassed Rodgers appearances awhile ago
I genuinely had a dream he was signed and starting for the Steelers while TJ was hurt. Please, Pittsburgh will love you forever
Hands down 😂😂😂😂
JJ is our new Rapsheet
Worst is a messy one at work with that sandpaper tp. Aint even clean before ya start bleeding
That's where the "is this clean enough?" Comes in. Sometimes you gotta get good enough to let the b hole heal for a little bit, then go back and finish the job brother 🤣
Jesus Christ dude 💀
I'm with you brother. When I see blood and fresh dook on that pearly white wad I get a little nervey. Like is that doody going into my bloodstream? Feels like maybe that's how new diseases come about.
@@xXxFroztyyhe’s not even lying that’s straight facts
I’m glad someone finally put the word out on this conundrum. I thought I was wiping way too much. Glad to know other people are in the same boat. 😅😂
I had a 30+ today I feel this convo
Riiiiiight
gotta wet wipe it, then shower an hose it out boys
Bidet
This is exactly why I love the PM show. They don't worry about taking themselves too seriously.
The secret to stopping the never-ending wipe is to use a wet wipe or wet TP and go up inside about .5". That stops the never-ender. Gotta get just a little past the balloon knot
Bro what are y’all talking about. I can’t be the only one who has never experienced that.
I'm pretty sure I would've disagreed with you before I turned 30...lmao
Bro, the secret is to sit back down because you're not done pooping. It shouldn't even be a secret. Are people this naive?
@@jatzke609Im going on 50 and the only place I really had a problem was in Iraq and Saudi Arabia when I was stationed there. Theres something in the air. Never exceeded 3 wipes anywhere else because you just sit back down until its cleared out.
"the balloon knot"🤣🤣🤣💀
100 wipes is literally a whole roll of paper 😂
That’s like practically a whole 6 pack of rolls
And how would you know? 🤔 🧐
It happens once in a while
Toilet paper is overrated
If you don’t feel like wiped with 40 grit sandpaper after, is it really a dump?
@PatMcafee - AJ has never experienced never a ghost wipe? Best feeling in the world. In and out.
The only thing better is sitting down and it ends up just being a big fart! Especially as you get older and simply cannot take that risk!😂😂😂
@@BrianScott721000% 😂😂😂😂 u could be laying bombs all day and don’t think anything of it until u feel it lol
99 wipes and he still ain't done 😂
JJ losing his mind is the best part. 😂
This is the type of journalism i come to see from this progrum
Kaboly never disappoints…. I’ve never been more of a fan of a sports journalist than that man.
LEGEND
When Kaboly said 50 to 75 and Pat laughed, that was genuine joy at the response.
The BEST
Was listening to this in my headphones live at work my boss came and told me to lay off the reefer 😂 I was crying from laughing so hard
“Taste” deserved a bigger laugh. 😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
If I get to 10, I’m just hopping in the shower after that.
Average should be at least 5 or 6 depending on what you eat 😂
true
@@xcreenplay7264my brother in Allah...normal should be 1 or 2
The average is wipe until you’re clean. There’s a lot of dirty buns out there, apparently.
@dm5tv56 being real your never really clean unless you use a wash cloth or wet wipes your bound for streaks due to walking/glute activity throughout the day.
This is the content the fans want! 😂
No wonder his basement was flooded 😂😂😂.
Great point
LMAO
Better call C&J 💀💀
Dude wipes save you thousands and thousands of dollars
this whole conversation with the ESPN logo in the corner is quite surreal
4:40 start here lololololol I literally can't stop laughing and a piece of candy flew out of my mouth.
Pats revelation of AJ’s life is always great
He always has something wild going on
Thats top notch ESPN content right here
AJ uses one piece of paper at a time.
He splits the 2-ply as well... 😂
AJ uses the same piece every time
"Hi, you've reached A.J. Hawk. Earlier today I had the Mexican jalapeno bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."
One time, I farted and blew the toilet paper out of my hand.
Why you farting on your hand bro? 😂
That's like dropping the ball right before the end zone and it ends up as a touch back
Bro that thumbnail 😂🚽🧻
BIDET GET A BIDET... changed my life! SO GREAT! tom segura convinced me.
a top 3 decision in my entire life. changed EVERYTHING!!!!
The aim….i almost flew off the seat the first go. Of course I went full throttle and didn’t get a kiss even
But with that said, it’s a life changing moment
I don’t like the French and I don’t like water slapping around while I’m crouched in the air.
@@Mr.Weskerswhat’s it have to do with the French and have you ever tried it?
The roars of laughter coming from the back room is the best part. 😂😂
As Flounder says in Animal House "Gee guys, this is great!" Best show ever, and this is why the Pat McAfee has it's private parking space by the front door at ESPN. Keep it the good work, guys; we need to spit it laughing all the time!
Lol he doesn’t even work at the espn studios bro do you even watch the show?
At 12:07, we hear the most real WTF ever. Ever.
It’s like wiping peanut butter out of a fur coat.
😭😭😭💩💩💩
Bruh the thumbnail has got me in shambles 😂😂😂
Tone was in peak form today. Preach brother! 🤘
This is the best and longest dude wipe ad I’m happily watching lmao
I got a buddy that doesnt wipe at all. Claims because he doesnt drink coffee, hes clean. We call him, Clean Break.
LMAO
Sounds like he's a ghost poop specialist. Those are the best ones lol
@@erikaedwards7313 Ghost poops are the best, they are literally a blessing. I wipe I check, I see just one hair, feelsgoodman
Deep enough squat you don't have 2. Perfect technique
You tell him he's an absolute Viking warlord.
No one makes Boston Connor laugh like AJ Hawk does 💀💀💀💀
i was just surprised to see that other men actually wipe... wow,,,, I just wipe once, and thats when I take my draws off and stick em to the wall for the wife to wash.... buncha wussies here......
Watching this while taking the most diabolical dookie would go hard
40+ wipes is normal for me. I’m not shitting in my hand, it just smears whenever I use toilet paper.
The Play-dough Shits are a real thing! They can become the most difficult thing to contain!
when are people gonna realize that bidets are just flat out better in every way...the entire world has figured this out besides the US
One of the best segments ever, holy hell that is funny!! 😂
This makes me think - who's the bigger menace to society: AJ Hawk or JJ Watt?
not just against dude but buying ANY wipes and using them in your toilet is just another way to meet your local plumber ... get a bidet
This is how an Ad read should be…take note corporate America.
I could absolutely drop 100 hot wipes at any given moment. I probably cut a 40 off early in the last week. Life comes at ya fast.
I think you might be walking away dirty, PMC
Yinz got me counting every dump
Why did they hire mark kaboly
Imagine being a 50 minimum guy like AJ and your next dump is a ghost wipe.
Im with you Pat...i lost it at 50 to 75 😂😂😂
Probably why they call McDonalds “McShitter”
get into the shower at that point
My dude would not make it in Brazil.
We are at the end of December.. this is by far the best thing I've watched all year
Sometimes it’s like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet
lol “pooping sludge”
My life completely changed when I got one of those ass washing toilet seats.
Kaboly needs a bidet
Ironically, he's being judged by a bunch of ass wipes
No one heard of a bidet????
This Show STINKS!
This Show STINKS!
As someone who has crohns....You have NO IDEA how much money I spend on wipes 🤣 and yes, 40 times is a real thing that happens lol
Deep convos you can only find on this...crappy show
Dude wipes. I now understand
Pat out here flexing his golden butt hole
Bunholio must be raw after wiping so much
pats out here acting like he's never had a dirty mc donalds dump
100 wipes and still walking way dirty is the devil's work
Now we know where all the TP went during Covid 🤣
JJ knowing the Parks & Rec Chris Pratt marker moment is the perfect reference.
Always appreciate the poop talk 😂😂
I don't use wipes because I feel like my fingers willl tear thru so i ball up the tp and just go to the wiping hall of fame
Pats diffently said good enough while having a mean streak on the paper
blind people tasting it is CRAZY ☠️
"how do blind people know there done wiping" "taste" 😂😂😂
The tears I’m crying from this are gonna need at least 40 wipes….
I feel like the Ghost of PMS past has visited me and showed me what we used to have.
Blind people testing when they’re done wiping by “taste” had me dying
I had something like this a couple weeks ago. What I found strange was that the smear wasn't getting smaller. That's kind of how you measure your progress, right? With each wipe there should in theory be less on the paper until you have a virtually clean one and then you're done. I don't think I made it to the 50-100 range though. It was probably 20 at max.
Probably ate too much sugar or meat. Those two will make stool a sticky mess.
I’m immediately going buy dude wipes
I believe aj ment each square lmao
This show is so stupid and I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hes talking about a plato poop.
This convo is amazing lol. Personally I got a stomach bug in 2019 and wiped so many times in one day, I left work straight to Home Depot to get a bidet lol. Wasn’t all in one sitting, but if you wipe 10 times and go to the bathroom 7 times in a day…. Adds up lol
One of my top 5 moments in my life was getting a bidet 5 years ago....absolute life changing and no chaffing.
Only use toilet paper to dry now.