Lol, when Pat asked him if he's gonna recover and AJ said " yea it'll regrow" 🤣. Pat says " Are you sure of that" and AJ says " Nope, Im not sure of anything". Lol. Savage
I remember one time I went to pick up a 5 year old girl (playfully) and as soon as I bent over to pick her up for some reason she jumped straight up and her head hit the bottom of my jaw and my teeth crashed into each other. If my tongue was in between my teeth i would no longer have a tongue. Kids are unpredictable.
Well, it’s not like the eye itself hurts. That’s truly the only consolation here. It’s more of the knowledge of what has happened that screws with you, and the wondering how much it can heal that fucks with you.
@@johnlenz420he drives with both feet, for starters. I think there are a couple of other driving anecdotes on the show about how terrifying of a driver he is, but I don’t remember them.
Lol, kids are no joke, my 6 year old daughter gave my wife a concussion a few months back, by accidentally elbowing her in the temple. Knocked out for a second, puked, and slurred speech for days, it was nuts!
My six year old dropped a Buzz Lightyear action figure on my noggin and gave me a nasty concussion. Had to get an MRI to confirm no brain bleeding, had to hang out in dark rooms for about a week, etc. I was in the protocol for about a month
Have a friend who’s 5 year old was jumping on the trampoline, dad sitting there on it, and the kid said watch me do a flip, and somehow, someway, the flip went awry, friend got a knee to the nose and broke it 😅
Had a severely scratched cornea before. It’s a nightmare. It kept on healing overnight … to the back of my eyelids … so when I opened my eyes in the morning, it re-tore. I had to be on a bunch of lubricants constantly so it healed properly.
Wholy moly. Hoping you have a speedy recovery! Had a similar situation but for me, it was a guitar string that pierced my eye. It still isn't fully healed 10 yrs later and still hurts like the first time it happened whenever I sleep face down on my right eye. But nothing compared to you AJ. Good luck sir.
I had same thing happen to me! It's painful. My toddler was lying in bed beside me when I woke up, he tried to play with my hair and his fingernail cut my eyeball open at 8am... it hurt for a week. Numbing jell my doctor gave me was only thing that eased the pain.
I have a Cornea disease, Kerataconus, and I've scratched my cornea on two separate occasions not related to my disease but let me tell you a Cornea injury is no joke. You literally cannot move either eyeball without excruciating pain. It feels like little Peebles were covered with lime juice and lodged into your eyeball that has papercuts all over it. Water literally pours out of your eye and your vision is cooked for about two days. You can't do anything but lay still until it heals, which luckily only takes about 2-4 days. I commend AJ for taking it like an absolute DAWG but to make it better don't move either eye it makes your injured eye rub against the inside of your eyelid. Keep them both shut and don't move, Side note: To cure Keratoconus doctors, have to scratch your cornea and harden it with a green gel for about 30 minutes so I have felt the scratched cornea experience a total of 4 times. Luckily for AJ your eyeball is one of the quickest healing parts of your body. AJ should have worse eyesight in that eye for the rest of his life but will be relatively pain free with proper antibiotic drops and ice within a few days.
I had sand scratch mine, took about 4-5 days to see correctly maybe longer. Was a pirate and my other eye was hurting for some reason so it effects your good eye.
My son did this to me the exact same way. Was excruciating pain. Mine wasn't that bad thought. Happened at night around 10pm. Called hospital they said couldn't do anything. Had to wait to see an eye dr. Lucky was able to be seen the next day. Dont wish this on anyone.
Fear re-unlocked. I was 3 or 4 years old when my dog knocked me over, and I hit my eye on the corner of the grill. I remember to this day crying on the ground as my dad was yelling at our dog knocking me over. I remember going to numerous eye doctor appointments to make sure I can still see. I was lucky to miss everything major in my left eye. We still had the puppy and my vision, but that memory sticks with me. I think I'll just wear goggles from here on out.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on a Pat Macfee show so much.. Pat said “yeah, don’t let him remember this” than two seconds later “no remind him… show him.. look me at me you did this to me” I was done😂 06:00
Praying for a swift recovery for the main man AJ hawk but can we talk about how much of a dog he is that he stayed through the whole game with a ripped up cornea
All of mankind should just be glad this dude was born in the modern era to be a football monster instead of the most terrifying barbarian chieftan in history... absolute savage.
For the rest of this season I am a superfan of AJ's right eye, wishing them* all the best. *all the parts of his eye, each eye is a team within the eye team, optical nerve is QB, cornea is OL, corner is running back, etc. Iris Hawk has the grippiest photonic hands in the league, I'm expecting major production in this rebuilding offseason.
I had a bad left eye infection called hypoyon and I thought I was going to lose my vision foreal. It really can make you feel off balance in your life. Praying for your eye recovery AJ HAWK!
Eye doctor here. I want to know which self respecting eye doctor didn't give him a bandage contact lens. Pressure patching is archaic for corneal abrasions.
No abrasions are just epithelial and the cornea epithelium regenerates without scarring really quickly. If the scratch was into the cornea stroma which does scar then his reported acuity would be much worse. I give the Dr a bad time for pressure patching but actually if I was pulling on AJ Hawks eyelids to place a bandage contact lens and he told me to stop; I would have listened as well 😄.
I love how they were like “you know how dirty our son is, you’re definitely getting an infection” I already know Axel is going to be a menace for his entire childhood.
I did the same thing at toysrus..breaking down boxes and putting them in the bailer..turned around and go a corner of the box right in my eye..took a chunk out of the corona..stung like hell for like 3 days
I've had a piece of metal in my eye, hospital straight up told me they weren't equipped to deal with it and it was probably better to wait and go to an eye doctor the next day. That sucked and it was maybe 10% as bad as what AJ's got going on, T's and P's brother.
AJ looking like the Terminator with those glasses, prolly got a Red glowing eye behind that patch. Waiting for him to bust out "‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" 😂
Eye pain is some of the worst. I have a disease which targets my eyes with swelling and I wish that pain on no one. It's both inside and outside of your body. Closing the eye creates a pain from pressure. Opening the eye creates pain from the elements. It's hell.
Nobody is talking about Axel. Do you know what a beast he must be to devastate his dad’s eye? Not to poke it, but to drive it into his eye socket? And he’s not sorry. Classic. “Incidental” eye poke. Axel is a chip off the old Hawk. 😂
My advice to AJ is take it seriously and get to a retinal specialist and best surgeons. My dad was surgeon for 45 years and a trash lid corner took his corneal lense out, detached retina...etc. He ended up going thru several corneal transplants from donor eyes and never got vision back n had to retire. He has a glass eye now. Get well AJ best wishes
I took a chunk out of my cornea when I was a teenager. It grows back and oddly enough for like a few weeks after the cornea healed, I could actually see better. The cornea heals extremely quickly.
6:21 - 6:27 "You signed up for this when you named him Axel." Goddam right! And I can't think of a better name for a linebacker's son than _AXEL._ Bro I hope he makes it to the NFL someday, that would be fuckin' LIT.
AJ still driving with 1 eye and 2 feet is hilarious.
couldn't come up with an original comment huh?
All while falling asleep. Ha ha.
I'll always defend 2 feet drivers because it can be done safely. Now him pumping gas with the car running is something I can't get behind lol
😂😂😂😂
Only need one eye for a driver's license
Lol, when Pat asked him if he's gonna recover and AJ said " yea it'll regrow" 🤣. Pat says " Are you sure of that" and AJ says " Nope, Im not sure of anything". Lol. Savage
Hes actually right though if it was just a superficial abrasion the epithelium will regrow pretty rapidly. xD
As a tile guy who’s had tons of shards of tile stuck in my eyeball, the docs just toss some numbing drops in and it heals up quick.
@FuckitnFightit Like Pat said, i can't stand a eye lash in there. Salute
Taking the pain like he's been there before as it should be , AJ Hawk Is a DAWG.
The cornea is the part over the pupil so a third of that is a lot, and by finger nail which is worse so it is kinda serious
@@robinsimpson7301not just "a" fingernail... A child's fingernail lol
Yeah, I never realized how much you actually used both eyes😂😂😂😂
He auditioned for Hawk Eye, but took it literally
Coal
Boooo
oH. mY. gOD.
Wow
I remember one time I went to pick up a 5 year old girl (playfully) and as soon as I bent over to pick her up for some reason she jumped straight up and her head hit the bottom of my jaw and my teeth crashed into each other.
If my tongue was in between my teeth i would no longer have a tongue.
Kids are unpredictable.
“I do realize now how much we need both of these eyes” hahahaha aj is a true philosopher
Pats heitation and trying not to laugh after he heard that before clapping just made it that much funnier lmao
My eyes are watering just thinking about how much pain this would cause.
Facts...
Same and it's my left eye which is crazy I know his is his right but it's my left looking at him.
@@jingleball2427fr same for me. Glad I’m not the only one. 👁️ 😭
Well, it’s not like the eye itself hurts. That’s truly the only consolation here. It’s more of the knowledge of what has happened that screws with you, and the wondering how much it can heal that fucks with you.
Same.. I can't even imagine how that felt.
Axel didn’t fall far from the A to the J tree. They’re both menaces
"Do you have to be seen in public today" ... Also, the fact AJ DROVE while half blind... Menace.
Most states, one legal eye at 20-20 corrected is allowed
Some say menace, others say hero
AJ’s presence on the show add such a vibe that couldn’t be replicated.
And you would never guess he was like this before this show started. Man's an animal 😂
AJ drive his kids to school with the eye problem? Add that to the list of AJ Hawk driving issues
Classic AJ, LOL
could be a skit at this point.
whats the other aj driving stories lol
If I was a cop, I'd just follow AJ every day for a guaranteed ticket lol
@@johnlenz420he drives with both feet, for starters. I think there are a couple of other driving anecdotes on the show about how terrifying of a driver he is, but I don’t remember them.
Lol, kids are no joke, my 6 year old daughter gave my wife a concussion a few months back, by accidentally elbowing her in the temple. Knocked out for a second, puked, and slurred speech for days, it was nuts!
😂 😂 a 6 year old!? Sign her up to some mma she might have a future
My six year old dropped a Buzz Lightyear action figure on my noggin and gave me a nasty concussion. Had to get an MRI to confirm no brain bleeding, had to hang out in dark rooms for about a week, etc. I was in the protocol for about a month
Have a friend who’s 5 year old was jumping on the trampoline, dad sitting there on it, and the kid said watch me do a flip, and somehow, someway, the flip went awry, friend got a knee to the nose and broke it 😅
🤣🤣🤣💀
Damn! That’s tough. Glad she’s ok tho.
His terminator eye was exposed so he is covering it up.
😂
AJ is humble about it. He’s so tough..everyone else would be down and out.
AJ is one of a kind
I feel for AJ. One of my kids deeply scratched my cornea when he was a toddler...sooooooo painful. Hopefully he heals quickly!
And the legend grows
AJ is one tough MF... The pain is excruciating for months as it very slowly gets better... I pray that you are able to heal quickly Hawk.
Next to the tongue, the eyeball is the fastest healing piece of the body.
@@nickb011bralol i lost a piece of my tongue from biting so idk about that
"You're a danger behind the wheel already" 😂
"He's not blind of course, hes got one eye covered... Are you gonna be blind forever?" 😂
Get well AJ! You and the team of course are handling this like the G's you are.
Gotta love the enthusiasm and grit Ol Hawker speaks with. He's a good motivator.
I have right eye damage and am basically blind out of that eye. I feel for you AJ and will be praying for you!
Had a severely scratched cornea before. It’s a nightmare. It kept on healing overnight … to the back of my eyelids … so when I opened my eyes in the morning, it re-tore. I had to be on a bunch of lubricants constantly so it healed properly.
What a crazy story. Hopefully AJ gets better soon. This show is electric for moments like this lmao
Wholy moly. Hoping you have a speedy recovery! Had a similar situation but for me, it was a guitar string that pierced my eye. It still isn't fully healed 10 yrs later and still hurts like the first time it happened whenever I sleep face down on my right eye. But nothing compared to you AJ. Good luck sir.
I had same thing happen to me! It's painful. My toddler was lying in bed beside me when I woke up, he tried to play with my hair and his fingernail cut my eyeball open at 8am... it hurt for a week. Numbing jell my doctor gave me was only thing that eased the pain.
I have a Cornea disease, Kerataconus, and I've scratched my cornea on two separate occasions not related to my disease but let me tell you a Cornea injury is no joke. You literally cannot move either eyeball without excruciating pain. It feels like little Peebles were covered with lime juice and lodged into your eyeball that has papercuts all over it. Water literally pours out of your eye and your vision is cooked for about two days. You can't do anything but lay still until it heals, which luckily only takes about 2-4 days. I commend AJ for taking it like an absolute DAWG but to make it better don't move either eye it makes your injured eye rub against the inside of your eyelid. Keep them both shut and don't move,
Side note: To cure Keratoconus doctors, have to scratch your cornea and harden it with a green gel for about 30 minutes so I have felt the scratched cornea experience a total of 4 times.
Luckily for AJ your eyeball is one of the quickest healing parts of your body. AJ should have worse eyesight in that eye for the rest of his life but will be relatively pain free with proper antibiotic drops and ice within a few days.
Aye I also had kertoconus! I rarely find other people who had that as well
Been there. I had a piece of gravel scratch my cornea and it burned like hell for about 2-3 days. Luckily it heals pretty quickly.
Same here. Happened the same way it did to AJ. It's rough going
@@yukoncornelius73that’s crazy I know that sh** was painful it really just grows back that fast?
I had sand scratch mine, took about 4-5 days to see correctly maybe longer. Was a pirate and my other eye was hurting for some reason so it effects your good eye.
7:49 DButler whippin off the hat for the moment of silence, followed by AJ at 8:43 and I lost it 😂
Geez when AJ said we’ll see and Pat said “You won’t HAHA” is where I lost it. Had me rolling w that. Thanks for this clip guys. ❤
“When I get a little hair in my eye” … Pat is a legend 😂😂😂
this was the funniest segment ever. cant wait for part 2 tomorrow
My son did this to me the exact same way. Was excruciating pain. Mine wasn't that bad thought. Happened at night around 10pm. Called hospital they said couldn't do anything. Had to wait to see an eye dr. Lucky was able to be seen the next day. Dont wish this on anyone.
How is your eye now? Did it heal and fully recover?
Dude left out the most important part of the story, is your eye ok or not?
yes it healed. but was told once it happens that eye will always be easy for it to reopen. cause it tears and rarely heals perfectly to the tear.
I mean, they could have given you pain meds and at least knocked you out until that doctor came around. That’s something.
@@j.g.mcbell9494he would of had a lifetime of hospital bills
This day will go down in infamy, I love this show dawg 😂
Hey aj did you see half of the packers game
AJ, please say "I'll be back!" 😂
"What's the cornea?"
AJ: "It covers your eyeball and stuff... I don't know."
What a dawg, the first time he got a jab and it was to the eye.
7:47 D-But taking his hat off to show respect 🫡
Fear re-unlocked. I was 3 or 4 years old when my dog knocked me over, and I hit my eye on the corner of the grill. I remember to this day crying on the ground as my dad was yelling at our dog knocking me over. I remember going to numerous eye doctor appointments to make sure I can still see. I was lucky to miss everything major in my left eye. We still had the puppy and my vision, but that memory sticks with me. I think I'll just wear goggles from here on out.
“Nope, I’m not sure of anything” 😂
AJ is a freaking DAWG 🔥!
Just ran into a bigger DAWG in Axel
Ty "You can hardly tell" killed me...
Never heard AJ talking that much but hoping it will heal asap. This hspoens with a football team of kids at home
This happened to me too, takes about 5 days to recover. But if it's serious, may take 2-3 weeks.
Just when I thought AJ wasn’t enough of a risk on the road enough. I can just imagine his insurance is through the roof
S.A. to AJ for being today years old when he found out "we use both of these guys" to see.
I've had an ulcer on my cornea and it is bad times all round, hope he fully recovers, your eyes are so precious.
8:40 "Have TWO dominant eyes..." -Boston Connor
“Put that on the ticker”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on a Pat Macfee show so much.. Pat said “yeah, don’t let him remember this” than two seconds later “no remind him… show him.. look me at me you did this to me” I was done😂 06:00
Praying for a swift recovery for the main man AJ hawk
but can we talk about how much of a dog he is that he stayed through the whole game with a ripped up cornea
Bless you AJ, you fuckin' savage of a human being! ❤️
AJ Hawk didnt want you guys to see his Terminator red eye.
Got a cue stick jammed in my eye a few years ago, lost half of my cornea, doc put a contact in, gave me numbing drops, I was back to normal in a week
Get well soon AJ!
AJ should contact Coach Prime for some STYLISH SHADES for those eyes. 😎😎😎😎😎
13:12 The Night Hawk!
Guy tried to put Axel to bed before he was ready. Paid the price
All of mankind should just be glad this dude was born in the modern era to be a football monster instead of the most terrifying barbarian chieftan in history... absolute savage.
For the rest of this season I am a superfan of AJ's right eye, wishing them* all the best.
*all the parts of his eye, each eye is a team within the eye team, optical nerve is QB, cornea is OL, corner is running back, etc. Iris Hawk has the grippiest photonic hands in the league, I'm expecting major production in this rebuilding offseason.
Been there done that, definitely not sleeping for longer than 10 minutes for a couple days. But I would never drive like that. That's just madness.
Imagine hitting the biggest ppl in the world for yrs, then get taken out by a toddler 😳
i had a corneal abrasion- not fun. wish u a speedy recovery AJ
Axel Hawk future HoF Linebacker
Captain Insano shows no mercy
7:16 "as we kick off this _third_ hour" nice
I literally love this show so much I also clap IRL whenever pat claps and says things like 'we're happy for you buddy' etc
I had a bad left eye infection called hypoyon and I thought I was going to lose my vision foreal.
It really can make you feel off balance in your life.
Praying for your eye recovery AJ HAWK!
Eye doctor here. I want to know which self respecting eye doctor didn't give him a bandage contact lens. Pressure patching is archaic for corneal abrasions.
Will he lose eyesight for something like this?
No abrasions are just epithelial and the cornea epithelium regenerates without scarring really quickly. If the scratch was into the cornea stroma which does scar then his reported acuity would be much worse. I give the Dr a bad time for pressure patching but actually if I was pulling on AJ Hawks eyelids to place a bandage contact lens and he told me to stop; I would have listened as well 😄.
awesome segment!
I love how they were like “you know how dirty our son is, you’re definitely getting an infection” I already know Axel is going to be a menace for his entire childhood.
2 feet 1 eye.. sounds like a band name.
Prayers for our brother in christ, AJ. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
“Oh yeah it’s gonna regrow it’s fine” 😂😂😂
AJ got a strong child you can tell 🔥💯💪🏾
Axel is a monster lol
Man. I am the furthest thing from a Packers or Ohio State fan but AJ is a legend. 😂 Bonafide dawg
AJ getting that Rodgers treatment for his eye 😂
I did the same thing at toysrus..breaking down boxes and putting them in the bailer..turned around and go a corner of the box right in my eye..took a chunk out of the corona..stung like hell for like 3 days
get well soon A.J.
Axel will never live this one down😂 Get better AJ love yew!
outta all the things that happen man speedy recovery AJ
I've had a piece of metal in my eye, hospital straight up told me they weren't equipped to deal with it and it was probably better to wait and go to an eye doctor the next day. That sucked and it was maybe 10% as bad as what AJ's got going on, T's and P's brother.
AJ looking like the Terminator with those glasses, prolly got a Red glowing eye behind that patch. Waiting for him to bust out "‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" 😂
Eye pain is some of the worst. I have a disease which targets my eyes with swelling and I wish that pain on no one. It's both inside and outside of your body. Closing the eye creates a pain from pressure. Opening the eye creates pain from the elements. It's hell.
I hope you get better AJ!
AJ Hawk has it backwards for driving. It's drive with 1 foot and 2 eyes, not 2 feet and 1 eye.
4:35 Zoom to 7.6 make aj's glasses take up most of the screen and that's how this should be watched
“the upside: Axel Hawk wins another football game.” 🤣😭😂
The guy saying..."AJ will have two dominant eyes" had me dying laughing. Doesnt that negate the word 'dominant' 😂
Put AJ in the shaded room like an anonymous witness testifying
Love the Adam Sandler “Goooooo!”
"Jim Harbaugh beat the hell out of you?" 😂
corneal abration
As a welder whos suffered from arc eye on multiple occasions I feel his pain in a special kinda way!!
Get ya a shade 12 gold!
Yes sir! Haven't had it in years, but when I was young and dumb.....lol
Feel better AJ, get well soon buddy
Nobody is talking about Axel. Do you know what a beast he must be to devastate his dad’s eye? Not to poke it, but to drive it into his eye socket? And he’s not sorry. Classic. “Incidental” eye poke. Axel is a chip off the old Hawk. 😂
My cornea got scratched in two places once. The most painful thing I ever experienced. Can't imagine a third of it getting ripped out. Get well AJ. ❤❤
Swagtastic, Pat! Your channel has major swag, man!
My advice to AJ is take it seriously and get to a retinal specialist and best surgeons. My dad was surgeon for 45 years and a trash lid corner took his corneal lense out, detached retina...etc. He ended up going thru several corneal transplants from donor eyes and never got vision back n had to retire. He has a glass eye now. Get well AJ best wishes
Top comment. Somebody tweeted him or call him or tell him please.
Had that happen and without the patch its just pure pain. You don't realize how much you move your eye until that happens.
I took a chunk out of my cornea when I was a teenager. It grows back and oddly enough for like a few weeks after the cornea healed, I could actually see better. The cornea heals extremely quickly.
6:21 - 6:27 "You signed up for this when you named him Axel." Goddam right! And I can't think of a better name for a linebacker's son than _AXEL._ Bro I hope he makes it to the NFL someday, that would be fuckin' LIT.