Lol, when Pat asked him if he's gonna recover and AJ said " yea it'll regrow" 🤣. Pat says " Are you sure of that" and AJ says " Nope, Im not sure of anything". Lol. Savage
I remember one time I went to pick up a 5 year old girl (playfully) and as soon as I bent over to pick her up for some reason she jumped straight up and her head hit the bottom of my jaw and my teeth crashed into each other. If my tongue was in between my teeth i would no longer have a tongue. Kids are unpredictable.
Well, it’s not like the eye itself hurts. That’s truly the only consolation here. It’s more of the knowledge of what has happened that screws with you, and the wondering how much it can heal that fucks with you.
Lol, kids are no joke, my 6 year old daughter gave my wife a concussion a few months back, by accidentally elbowing her in the temple. Knocked out for a second, puked, and slurred speech for days, it was nuts!
My six year old dropped a Buzz Lightyear action figure on my noggin and gave me a nasty concussion. Had to get an MRI to confirm no brain bleeding, had to hang out in dark rooms for about a week, etc. I was in the protocol for about a month
Have a friend who’s 5 year old was jumping on the trampoline, dad sitting there on it, and the kid said watch me do a flip, and somehow, someway, the flip went awry, friend got a knee to the nose and broke it 😅
@@johnlenz420he drives with both feet, for starters. I think there are a couple of other driving anecdotes on the show about how terrifying of a driver he is, but I don’t remember them.
Had a severely scratched cornea before. It’s a nightmare. It kept on healing overnight … to the back of my eyelids … so when I opened my eyes in the morning, it re-tore. I had to be on a bunch of lubricants constantly so it healed properly.
I have a Cornea disease, Kerataconus, and I've scratched my cornea on two separate occasions not related to my disease but let me tell you a Cornea injury is no joke. You literally cannot move either eyeball without excruciating pain. It feels like little Peebles were covered with lime juice and lodged into your eyeball that has papercuts all over it. Water literally pours out of your eye and your vision is cooked for about two days. You can't do anything but lay still until it heals, which luckily only takes about 2-4 days. I commend AJ for taking it like an absolute DAWG but to make it better don't move either eye it makes your injured eye rub against the inside of your eyelid. Keep them both shut and don't move, Side note: To cure Keratoconus doctors, have to scratch your cornea and harden it with a green gel for about 30 minutes so I have felt the scratched cornea experience a total of 4 times. Luckily for AJ your eyeball is one of the quickest healing parts of your body. AJ should have worse eyesight in that eye for the rest of his life but will be relatively pain free with proper antibiotic drops and ice within a few days.
Wholy moly. Hoping you have a speedy recovery! Had a similar situation but for me, it was a guitar string that pierced my eye. It still isn't fully healed 10 yrs later and still hurts like the first time it happened whenever I sleep face down on my right eye. But nothing compared to you AJ. Good luck sir.
I had same thing happen to me! It's painful. My toddler was lying in bed beside me when I woke up, he tried to play with my hair and his fingernail cut my eyeball open at 8am... it hurt for a week. Numbing jell my doctor gave me was only thing that eased the pain.
I had sand scratch mine, took about 4-5 days to see correctly maybe longer. Was a pirate and my other eye was hurting for some reason so it effects your good eye.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on a Pat Macfee show so much.. Pat said “yeah, don’t let him remember this” than two seconds later “no remind him… show him.. look me at me you did this to me” I was done😂 06:00
Fear re-unlocked. I was 3 or 4 years old when my dog knocked me over, and I hit my eye on the corner of the grill. I remember to this day crying on the ground as my dad was yelling at our dog knocking me over. I remember going to numerous eye doctor appointments to make sure I can still see. I was lucky to miss everything major in my left eye. We still had the puppy and my vision, but that memory sticks with me. I think I'll just wear goggles from here on out.
My son did this to me the exact same way. Was excruciating pain. Mine wasn't that bad thought. Happened at night around 10pm. Called hospital they said couldn't do anything. Had to wait to see an eye dr. Lucky was able to be seen the next day. Dont wish this on anyone.
All of mankind should just be glad this dude was born in the modern era to be a football monster instead of the most terrifying barbarian chieftan in history... absolute savage.
I love how they were like “you know how dirty our son is, you’re definitely getting an infection” I already know Axel is going to be a menace for his entire childhood.
AJ looking like the Terminator with those glasses, prolly got a Red glowing eye behind that patch. Waiting for him to bust out "‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" 😂
Eye doctor here. I want to know which self respecting eye doctor didn't give him a bandage contact lens. Pressure patching is archaic for corneal abrasions.
No abrasions are just epithelial and the cornea epithelium regenerates without scarring really quickly. If the scratch was into the cornea stroma which does scar then his reported acuity would be much worse. I give the Dr a bad time for pressure patching but actually if I was pulling on AJ Hawks eyelids to place a bandage contact lens and he told me to stop; I would have listened as well 😄.
For the rest of this season I am a superfan of AJ's right eye, wishing them* all the best. *all the parts of his eye, each eye is a team within the eye team, optical nerve is QB, cornea is OL, corner is running back, etc. Iris Hawk has the grippiest photonic hands in the league, I'm expecting major production in this rebuilding offseason.
I had a bad left eye infection called hypoyon and I thought I was going to lose my vision foreal. It really can make you feel off balance in your life. Praying for your eye recovery AJ HAWK!
6:21 - 6:27 "You signed up for this when you named him Axel." Goddam right! And I can't think of a better name for a linebacker's son than _AXEL._ Bro I hope he makes it to the NFL someday, that would be fuckin' LIT.
Nobody is talking about Axel. Do you know what a beast he must be to devastate his dad’s eye? Not to poke it, but to drive it into his eye socket? And he’s not sorry. Classic. “Incidental” eye poke. Axel is a chip off the old Hawk. 😂
1. Driving with two feet 2. Falling asleep while driving 3. Doesn't turn his car off while fueling 4. Hockey goals flying out the back of his truck 5. Driving his kids to school with half of his eye cut out Please stop letting this man near a vehicle.
Praying for a swift recovery for the main man AJ hawk but can we talk about how much of a dog he is that he stayed through the whole game with a ripped up cornea
I did the same thing at toysrus..breaking down boxes and putting them in the bailer..turned around and go a corner of the box right in my eye..took a chunk out of the corona..stung like hell for like 3 days
AJ still driving with 1 eye and 2 feet is hilarious.
couldn't come up with an original comment huh?
All while falling asleep. Ha ha.
I'll always defend 2 feet drivers because it can be done safely. Now him pumping gas with the car running is something I can't get behind lol
😂😂😂😂
Only need one eye for a driver's license
Lol, when Pat asked him if he's gonna recover and AJ said " yea it'll regrow" 🤣. Pat says " Are you sure of that" and AJ says " Nope, Im not sure of anything". Lol. Savage
Hes actually right though if it was just a superficial abrasion the epithelium will regrow pretty rapidly. xD
As a tile guy who’s had tons of shards of tile stuck in my eyeball, the docs just toss some numbing drops in and it heals up quick.
@FuckitnFightit Like Pat said, i can't stand a eye lash in there. Salute
Taking the pain like he's been there before as it should be , AJ Hawk Is a DAWG.
The cornea is the part over the pupil so a third of that is a lot, and by finger nail which is worse so it is kinda serious
@@robinsimpson7301not just "a" fingernail... A child's fingernail lol
He’s as civilians one, yes.
Yeah, I never realized how much you actually used both eyes😂😂😂😂
He auditioned for Hawk Eye, but took it literally
Coal
Boooo
oH. mY. gOD.
Wow
I remember one time I went to pick up a 5 year old girl (playfully) and as soon as I bent over to pick her up for some reason she jumped straight up and her head hit the bottom of my jaw and my teeth crashed into each other.
If my tongue was in between my teeth i would no longer have a tongue.
Kids are unpredictable.
“I do realize now how much we need both of these eyes” hahahaha aj is a true philosopher
For idiots, sure.
Pats heitation and trying not to laugh after he heard that before clapping just made it that much funnier lmao
My eyes are watering just thinking about how much pain this would cause.
Facts...
Same and it's my left eye which is crazy I know his is his right but it's my left looking at him.
@@jingleball2427fr same for me. Glad I’m not the only one. 👁️ 😭
Well, it’s not like the eye itself hurts. That’s truly the only consolation here. It’s more of the knowledge of what has happened that screws with you, and the wondering how much it can heal that fucks with you.
Same.. I can't even imagine how that felt.
AJ’s presence on the show add such a vibe that couldn’t be replicated.
And you would never guess he was like this before this show started. Man's an animal 😂
Axel didn’t fall far from the A to the J tree. They’re both menaces
"Do you have to be seen in public today" ... Also, the fact AJ DROVE while half blind... Menace.
Most states, one legal eye at 20-20 corrected is allowed
Some say menace, others say hero
Lol, kids are no joke, my 6 year old daughter gave my wife a concussion a few months back, by accidentally elbowing her in the temple. Knocked out for a second, puked, and slurred speech for days, it was nuts!
😂 😂 a 6 year old!? Sign her up to some mma she might have a future
My six year old dropped a Buzz Lightyear action figure on my noggin and gave me a nasty concussion. Had to get an MRI to confirm no brain bleeding, had to hang out in dark rooms for about a week, etc. I was in the protocol for about a month
Have a friend who’s 5 year old was jumping on the trampoline, dad sitting there on it, and the kid said watch me do a flip, and somehow, someway, the flip went awry, friend got a knee to the nose and broke it 😅
🤣🤣🤣💀
Yeah dude I’ll stay the single and No kid route dude fuckin ey 💀
"He's not blind of course, hes got one eye covered... Are you gonna be blind forever?" 😂
AJ is humble about it. He’s so tough..everyone else would be down and out.
AJ is one of a kind
AJ drive his kids to school with the eye problem? Add that to the list of AJ Hawk driving issues
Classic AJ, LOL
could be a skit at this point.
whats the other aj driving stories lol
If I was a cop, I'd just follow AJ every day for a guaranteed ticket lol
@@johnlenz420he drives with both feet, for starters. I think there are a couple of other driving anecdotes on the show about how terrifying of a driver he is, but I don’t remember them.
7:49 DButler whippin off the hat for the moment of silence, followed by AJ at 8:43 and I lost it 😂
I feel for AJ. One of my kids deeply scratched my cornea when he was a toddler...sooooooo painful. Hopefully he heals quickly!
His terminator eye was exposed so he is covering it up.
😂
And the legend grows
Had a severely scratched cornea before. It’s a nightmare. It kept on healing overnight … to the back of my eyelids … so when I opened my eyes in the morning, it re-tore. I had to be on a bunch of lubricants constantly so it healed properly.
Get well AJ! You and the team of course are handling this like the G's you are.
AJ is one tough MF... The pain is excruciating for months as it very slowly gets better... I pray that you are able to heal quickly Hawk.
Next to the tongue, the eyeball is the fastest healing piece of the body.
@@nickb011bralol i lost a piece of my tongue from biting so idk about that
Gotta love the enthusiasm and grit Ol Hawker speaks with. He's a good motivator.
"You're a danger behind the wheel already" 😂
I have a Cornea disease, Kerataconus, and I've scratched my cornea on two separate occasions not related to my disease but let me tell you a Cornea injury is no joke. You literally cannot move either eyeball without excruciating pain. It feels like little Peebles were covered with lime juice and lodged into your eyeball that has papercuts all over it. Water literally pours out of your eye and your vision is cooked for about two days. You can't do anything but lay still until it heals, which luckily only takes about 2-4 days. I commend AJ for taking it like an absolute DAWG but to make it better don't move either eye it makes your injured eye rub against the inside of your eyelid. Keep them both shut and don't move,
Side note: To cure Keratoconus doctors, have to scratch your cornea and harden it with a green gel for about 30 minutes so I have felt the scratched cornea experience a total of 4 times.
Luckily for AJ your eyeball is one of the quickest healing parts of your body. AJ should have worse eyesight in that eye for the rest of his life but will be relatively pain free with proper antibiotic drops and ice within a few days.
Aye I also had kertoconus! I rarely find other people who had that as well
What a crazy story. Hopefully AJ gets better soon. This show is electric for moments like this lmao
I have right eye damage and am basically blind out of that eye. I feel for you AJ and will be praying for you!
“When I get a little hair in my eye” … Pat is a legend 😂😂😂
Wholy moly. Hoping you have a speedy recovery! Had a similar situation but for me, it was a guitar string that pierced my eye. It still isn't fully healed 10 yrs later and still hurts like the first time it happened whenever I sleep face down on my right eye. But nothing compared to you AJ. Good luck sir.
I had same thing happen to me! It's painful. My toddler was lying in bed beside me when I woke up, he tried to play with my hair and his fingernail cut my eyeball open at 8am... it hurt for a week. Numbing jell my doctor gave me was only thing that eased the pain.
Geez when AJ said we’ll see and Pat said “You won’t HAHA” is where I lost it. Had me rolling w that. Thanks for this clip guys. ❤
Been there. I had a piece of gravel scratch my cornea and it burned like hell for about 2-3 days. Luckily it heals pretty quickly.
Same here. Happened the same way it did to AJ. It's rough going
@@yukoncornelius73that’s crazy I know that sh** was painful it really just grows back that fast?
I had sand scratch mine, took about 4-5 days to see correctly maybe longer. Was a pirate and my other eye was hurting for some reason so it effects your good eye.
AJ, please say "I'll be back!" 😂
this was the funniest segment ever. cant wait for part 2 tomorrow
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on a Pat Macfee show so much.. Pat said “yeah, don’t let him remember this” than two seconds later “no remind him… show him.. look me at me you did this to me” I was done😂 06:00
This day will go down in infamy, I love this show dawg 😂
Hey aj did you see half of the packers game
"What's the cornea?"
AJ: "It covers your eyeball and stuff... I don't know."
What a dawg, the first time he got a jab and it was to the eye.
7:47 D-But taking his hat off to show respect 🫡
Fear re-unlocked. I was 3 or 4 years old when my dog knocked me over, and I hit my eye on the corner of the grill. I remember to this day crying on the ground as my dad was yelling at our dog knocking me over. I remember going to numerous eye doctor appointments to make sure I can still see. I was lucky to miss everything major in my left eye. We still had the puppy and my vision, but that memory sticks with me. I think I'll just wear goggles from here on out.
My son did this to me the exact same way. Was excruciating pain. Mine wasn't that bad thought. Happened at night around 10pm. Called hospital they said couldn't do anything. Had to wait to see an eye dr. Lucky was able to be seen the next day. Dont wish this on anyone.
How is your eye now? Did it heal and fully recover?
Dude left out the most important part of the story, is your eye ok or not?
yes it healed. but was told once it happens that eye will always be easy for it to reopen. cause it tears and rarely heals perfectly to the tear.
I mean, they could have given you pain meds and at least knocked you out until that doctor came around. That’s something.
@@j.g.mcbell9494he would of had a lifetime of hospital bills
AJ is a freaking DAWG 🔥!
Just ran into a bigger DAWG in Axel
“Nope, I’m not sure of anything” 😂
Just when I thought AJ wasn’t enough of a risk on the road enough. I can just imagine his insurance is through the roof
All of mankind should just be glad this dude was born in the modern era to be a football monster instead of the most terrifying barbarian chieftan in history... absolute savage.
S.A. to AJ for being today years old when he found out "we use both of these guys" to see.
Ty "You can hardly tell" killed me...
This happened to me too, takes about 5 days to recover. But if it's serious, may take 2-3 weeks.
Never heard AJ talking that much but hoping it will heal asap. This hspoens with a football team of kids at home
AJ Hawk didnt want you guys to see his Terminator red eye.
I love how they were like “you know how dirty our son is, you’re definitely getting an infection” I already know Axel is going to be a menace for his entire childhood.
AJ should contact Coach Prime for some STYLISH SHADES for those eyes. 😎😎😎😎😎
8:40 "Have TWO dominant eyes..." -Boston Connor
“Put that on the ticker”
AJ looking like the Terminator with those glasses, prolly got a Red glowing eye behind that patch. Waiting for him to bust out "‘I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" 😂
I've had an ulcer on my cornea and it is bad times all round, hope he fully recovers, your eyes are so precious.
Got a cue stick jammed in my eye a few years ago, lost half of my cornea, doc put a contact in, gave me numbing drops, I was back to normal in a week
Imagine hitting the biggest ppl in the world for yrs, then get taken out by a toddler 😳
Eye doctor here. I want to know which self respecting eye doctor didn't give him a bandage contact lens. Pressure patching is archaic for corneal abrasions.
Will he lose eyesight for something like this?
No abrasions are just epithelial and the cornea epithelium regenerates without scarring really quickly. If the scratch was into the cornea stroma which does scar then his reported acuity would be much worse. I give the Dr a bad time for pressure patching but actually if I was pulling on AJ Hawks eyelids to place a bandage contact lens and he told me to stop; I would have listened as well 😄.
For the rest of this season I am a superfan of AJ's right eye, wishing them* all the best.
*all the parts of his eye, each eye is a team within the eye team, optical nerve is QB, cornea is OL, corner is running back, etc. Iris Hawk has the grippiest photonic hands in the league, I'm expecting major production in this rebuilding offseason.
The guy saying..."AJ will have two dominant eyes" had me dying laughing. Doesnt that negate the word 'dominant' 😂
"Jim Harbaugh beat the hell out of you?" 😂
Guy tried to put Axel to bed before he was ready. Paid the price
I had a bad left eye infection called hypoyon and I thought I was going to lose my vision foreal.
It really can make you feel off balance in your life.
Praying for your eye recovery AJ HAWK!
2 feet 1 eye.. sounds like a band name.
AJ getting that Rodgers treatment for his eye 😂
I literally love this show so much I also clap IRL whenever pat claps and says things like 'we're happy for you buddy' etc
“Oh yeah it’s gonna regrow it’s fine” 😂😂😂
AJ: we'll see...
Pat: well, you wont! Haha!!
4:11
True friendship.
4:35 Zoom to 7.6 make aj's glasses take up most of the screen and that's how this should be watched
"I'll see." "Well, ya won't. Ha ha!" 💀
“the upside: Axel Hawk wins another football game.” 🤣😭😂
6:21 - 6:27 "You signed up for this when you named him Axel." Goddam right! And I can't think of a better name for a linebacker's son than _AXEL._ Bro I hope he makes it to the NFL someday, that would be fuckin' LIT.
Bless you AJ, you fuckin' savage of a human being! ❤️
Axel Hawk future HoF Linebacker
AJ could get his arm chopped off and still be like "Yeah, this is awesome." 😂😂😂
Get well soon AJ!
Effing Pat "Did JH kick your ass?"🤣🤣🤣
Man. I am the furthest thing from a Packers or Ohio State fan but AJ is a legend. 😂 Bonafide dawg
I can't stop laughing... 🤣
i had a corneal abrasion- not fun. wish u a speedy recovery AJ
Captain Insano shows no mercy
Nobody is talking about Axel. Do you know what a beast he must be to devastate his dad’s eye? Not to poke it, but to drive it into his eye socket? And he’s not sorry. Classic. “Incidental” eye poke. Axel is a chip off the old Hawk. 😂
13:12 The Night Hawk!
AJ: I’ll see
Pat: no you won’t
💀🤣
Put AJ in the shaded room like an anonymous witness testifying
Axel will never live this one down😂 Get better AJ love yew!
AJ takes off his glasses.
Ty: “you can hardly tell”
1. Driving with two feet
2. Falling asleep while driving
3. Doesn't turn his car off while fueling
4. Hockey goals flying out the back of his truck
5. Driving his kids to school with half of his eye cut out
Please stop letting this man near a vehicle.
7:16 "as we kick off this _third_ hour" nice
I need my college football team to offer Axel a scholarship immediately 😂
Pat neeeds to refer to AJ Hawk as: "My cycloptic colleague."
1 eye, driving with 2 feet and falling asleep at the wheel lmao
When I get home from work I’m immediately clipping my sons nails 😂
I can’t wait for tomorrow to what Pat will add to AJ’s introduction lmao
Been there done that, definitely not sleeping for longer than 10 minutes for a couple days. But I would never drive like that. That's just madness.
Love the Adam Sandler “Goooooo!”
He joined the black-eye club
The terminator 😂😂😂
Praying for a swift recovery for the main man AJ hawk
but can we talk about how much of a dog he is that he stayed through the whole game with a ripped up cornea
I have a younger cousin named Axel and let me tell ya the myth is true that guy has been a menace since as long as I can remember 😂
So close conman, those are arms on glasses 🤣
I did the same thing at toysrus..breaking down boxes and putting them in the bailer..turned around and go a corner of the box right in my eye..took a chunk out of the corona..stung like hell for like 3 days