1:16 That seagull lookin at my fries like.. 2:58 When I won’t share my fries with the seagull 6:40 When I shoot the dang seagull 9:40 When the crow is at the birds funeral. 2:39 Me laughing at the dead bird. 4:50 When the mourning of the crow attracts more seagulls. 12:35 When animal control comes and kills all the seagulls. 14:26 When I regret calling animal control and get depressed. 17:09 The animal control guys. 18:00 The funeral music for the seagulls. *RIP Seagulls 2020-2020* 😢🕊
@@lucyw7010 Well it looks like you never went to kindergarden since you don't know that sentences start with an uppercase and the "i" is supposed to be uppercase. (Not a grammar Nazi)
@@WailingFriend Woah there! Not everyone has to type in perfect grammar. The fact that someone not typing the correct grammar doesn't mean they don't know the correct grammar. This is the internet not an English class.
i just watched your video from a year ago where u said every time before you do a livestream you say to yourself that your goal is not to be the best gamer but that you want to be the most approachable dude on the internet and you want anyone to come in and feel like this is a place where people say “hey i can hang out here” and i just wanted to tell you that u definitely accomplish your goal with every video u put out. i discovered your channel about a month ago and i usually don’t watch gameplays but when i started watching your videos i was like “he’s so cool he talks to us as if we are friends”. and your live streams and videos really do feel like a hangout. you’re really cool dude, keep going i love your videos!
@@milostasic401 I don't know the name of the song, itself, but he was talking about Battletoads earlier in the video. Just look up that game. I think it's lvl 3 or something when you're riding on jet skis.
These uncleared levels make me feel like watching Sisyphos rolling a boulder up a hill, but with a really funny Sisyphos. Keep up that nice content! :)
I love your videos DGR. Thanks for being so family friendly, and Christian friendly (so I can raise my kids right). I love your families cameos, I can tell the quarantine is getting to you all with your daughter popping in more often. Also, my wife (a non-gamer) will even watch a lot of these episodes with me. You are just a lot of fun to watch. A great personality. Thanks for making these videos all the time.
Hey Dave, I love your videos. They always bring a smile to my face, mainly because you can laugh at yourself. But the main reason for this post is that I really love your outro music. Earthbound is one of my all-time favorite RPGs, and it makes me happy to see it getting some love.
8:48 As much as I admire your persistence: You realize that some people are just going to take that as a challenge? I mean, it kind of already is - the reason why #DGR is associated with horrible levels is because _you_ are probably the _only_ one willing to play them. For your sanity, I'd suggest putting up at least _some_ limits… …or don't. We'll just continue to watch and enjoy your suffering and descent into madness.
Tried to get one of my Mario Maker 1 levels on your streams back in like 2015 or 2016 but never made it. TH-cam started suggesting you again and now I love this series and I'm gonna have to get Mario Maker 2.
12:13-12:34 Does anyone know that song? I know it from Banned From Equestria (An 18+ game) but I wanna know what the song is called, someone please tell me
YOU ARE FIRST YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
1:16 That seagull lookin at my fries like..
2:58 When I won’t share my fries with the seagull
6:40 When I shoot the dang seagull
9:40 When the crow is at the birds funeral.
2:39 Me laughing at the dead bird.
4:50 When the mourning of the crow attracts more seagulls.
12:35 When animal control comes and kills all the seagulls.
14:26 When I regret calling animal control and get depressed.
17:09 The animal control guys.
18:00 The funeral music for the seagulls.
*RIP Seagulls 2020-2020* 😢🕊
Lol
XD
That made me laugh more than it should've.
Flapjackson._.OFFICIAL that actually is so funny
Breath of the wild Paya Thx
I've learned by this point that "DGR Guarantee" basically equals a particularly dumb death caused by Dave rushing into the level
So true!
"What if all of the bean burrito levels out there were just training for this level?"
Dave hasn't had an epiphany like that since his old college days
YOUR EVERWHEREEEEE
Literally grow a mustache already
Hey bro
It’s Just Some Guy without a Mustache
Just Some Guy without a Mustache JOJO MAN
I bet DGR was into art in his old college days
Yeah probably
And he hasn't done it since :).
He was probably a God in his old college days.
no... just no
Back when he played turbo toads
You can't spell uncleared without UNCLE. Someone's gotta do it!
underrated
of course not its uncleared stupid
Uncle-eared
Cleared but not cleared done it :3
your so dumb omg
ITS A WORD WITH UNCLE IN IT T
“That might be one of my favorite deaths in recent memory”
im on my sisters account but i made that level :)
@@lucyw7010 Well it looks like you never went to kindergarden since you don't know that sentences start with an uppercase and the "i" is supposed to be uppercase.
(Not a grammar Nazi)
@@lucyw7010 Also, IMO the level wasn't good.
@@WailingFriend Woah there! Not everyone has to type in perfect grammar. The fact that someone not typing the correct grammar doesn't mean they don't know the correct grammar. This is the internet not an English class.
wow...
6:40 in 0.25x speed sounds like a game Final Boss dying xD
Marx soul
Also sounds like the chimp teacher from Gumball
Anne-Marie Light lol so true
Why do you know this?
Manas Rai idk lol
DGR on the last art level and uses bombs.
Me to my self: Art is an EXPLOSION!
"It's like intense Flappy Bird"
Implying flappy bird isn't already intense enough
the number of dislikes on the video is a funny number. So is the number of comments.
Dave: You know what I’m gonna do.
2 seconds later: *Dies*
*good job*
What Dave promises, he delivers.
Every pit is a chance for glory!
I do hope someone picks up that phone because you CALLED IT!
Brawl stars=awesome
6:36
Oh thank God, we don’t have to call him Uncle Daddy
6:42 he caws like a crow
When the DGR guarantee doesn't work:
*Impossible*
Nah when it does work :
Impossible
Either way:
Inconceivable!
Actually it doesn't work at all xD
Yes it does
Perhaps the archives were incomplete
2:04 "Sometimes, there is really no words for the things you wanna say." DGR
Dave’s daughters: “what sound does the rooster make?”
Dave: 6:41
9:43 as well
What if there was a clear condition where you have to reach the goal with the p-balloon...
12:31
Then since he lost the balloon at the last second he would die and cry
Khizar Abbas u should be a commentator 😂
:o
:o
i just watched your video from a year ago where u said every time before you do a livestream you say to yourself that your goal is not to be the best gamer but that you want to be the most approachable dude on the internet and you want anyone to come in and feel like this is a place where people say “hey i can hang out here” and i just wanted to tell you that u definitely accomplish your goal with every video u put out. i discovered your channel about a month ago and i usually don’t watch gameplays but when i started watching your videos i was like “he’s so cool he talks to us as if we are friends”. and your live streams and videos really do feel like a hangout. you’re really cool dude, keep going i love your videos!
12:30 imagine if there was a clear condition to have the P Balloon
Everyone: Endgame was the most ambitious crossover in history
Me, an intellectual: 12:51
That was the best DGR Guarantee in history. I was crying 😂😂😂
You know. I suffer from great anxiety and panic attacks. Watching your videos gets me out of this misery quite often. Thank you man!
6:17 "That is a" he didn't say DGR Dave guarantee so it doesn't count! (that was really close though!)
4:30 - I was fully expecting another key door.
I was not expecting four.
Me too!
"Dgr guarantee or my names not uncle daddy"
"Bird noises"
Sometimes, there are no words for the things you wanna say.
#siri
12:13 DGR, Thanks for that switch on the music. That was a nice dose of nostalgia. Now I need to go look up Battletoads.
I was looking for the name of the song! any idea what its called?
@@milostasic401 I don't know the name of the song, itself, but he was talking about Battletoads earlier in the video. Just look up that game. I think it's lvl 3 or something when you're riding on jet skis.
15:28 is from one of Alpharad's levels
These uncleared levels make me feel like watching Sisyphos rolling a boulder up a hill, but with a really funny Sisyphos. Keep up that nice content! :)
I'm still thinking about dgr shaking the microphone and falling off the chair.
aren't we all
What video
15:27 me when i play CoD and die from throwing my own grenade
In my case its gmod
One of these days...you’re going to go insane😂
that implies that he hasn't already
He already has in his old college days.
Your saying he hasn’t already?
He def did few times, but ofc he edit that out. lol
Broeren Games well yeah. I mean, if I did a video like this, it would take a day to watch😂
I love your videos DGR. Thanks for being so family friendly, and Christian friendly (so I can raise my kids right). I love your families cameos, I can tell the quarantine is getting to you all with your daughter popping in more often. Also, my wife (a non-gamer) will even watch a lot of these episodes with me. You are just a lot of fun to watch. A great personality. Thanks for making these videos all the time.
so poetic when he dies MIDWAY through saying the phrase "that is a DGR guarantee"
"You never know, what you gonna get in a box of chocolate." - Really now, it's a box. It contains chocolate. :D
6:40
Me and the boys when there's one wall between us
_Trump joined the game_
This must be one of your best videos ever, thanks for giving us a time of fun and joy!
0:21 DGR's mistake: All levels are art... except those precision ones.
#TeamPrecision would argue differently.
#TeamPrecision
Hey Dave, I love your videos. They always bring a smile to my face, mainly because you can laugh at yourself. But the main reason for this post is that I really love your outro music. Earthbound is one of my all-time favorite RPGs, and it makes me happy to see it getting some love.
You have a lot of patience, persevering with that first level
5:05: You never know where you're gonna find a key.
A key? Aquí!
Entendi what you said, meu compatriota
Imagine the 3rd level had a "reach the goal as P-ballon Mario" clear condition. It would be funny.
OMG. LOL. Why??? Perfection at its finest.
6:41 The sound a man makes when scalding water is poured onto his junk. Hilarious !!!!!
You know what they say: you cannot spell "fart" without "art".
Watching DGR play MM2 has definitely made quarantine a little more fun. Absolutely love your videos man! 😄
0.0% is the face Dave makes when he realizes he picked a hot garbage level (0.0)
Amazing content as always! These Art levels were no laughing matter. I laughed at the "Mario farts to save his life" level title. It looked fun.
13:14
Expectations: 20 secs
Reality: 30 secs
TicTimeless r/woooosh?
:O Jiang pls no
:O Jiang pls no
DGR: Uncleared art levels!
Me: Is there a Mario Lisa?
1st Level: (singing) "IT'S A TROLL LEVEL!!!"
3:35 DGR: from my old college days, Soft lock city. I have visited this city 10,000 times
"hot garbage 2: electric poopaloo"
why does that sound familiar?
Tag 2: Electric boogaloo.
I see.
Ah, so you're a man of culture as well.
Jungle door thief coming in strong with dem Pesky birds
Pesky creator
More doors for him
Pesy pie studios
9:32 : The mating call of the wild DGR
8:48 As much as I admire your persistence:
You realize that some people are just going to take that as a challenge? I mean, it kind of already is - the reason why #DGR is associated with horrible levels is because _you_ are probably the _only_ one willing to play them.
For your sanity, I'd suggest putting up at least _some_ limits…
…or don't. We'll just continue to watch and enjoy your suffering and descent into madness.
It's a niche. He has a niche. It's how Uncle Dave makes the big bucks.
Hot Garbage 2 : Electric Boogaloo is basically Tag 2 : Electric Boogaloo. You played a level by a Grian fan! Yay!
6:40 the new roblox death sound
4:35 DGR didn't give up at this moment. That is amazing.
When dgr smiles. "IM STARING INTO UR SOLE" when I smile. "hi"
Phoenix Flare How can he stare into my sole if I’m not wearing shoes
sole? gross. didnt know DGR was into that
This is why I don’t read comments anymore. Sole?
@@cyanfrog what do u mean
Phoenix Flare lol A sole is the bottom part of a shoe and you meant the other spelling of sole: soul
Tried to get one of my Mario Maker 1 levels on your streams back in like 2015 or 2016 but never made it. TH-cam started suggesting you again and now I love this series and I'm gonna have to get Mario Maker 2.
Haven’t been this excited for a video since my old college days
Dave: **gets killed by Wrench Dude**
Also Dave: **assumes there's a wall of spikes for no reason whatsoever**
15:27 a WW2 soldier throws a grenade but then returns and kills him (colorized)
I get so excited seeing your new videos. They are one of the only things getting me through quarantine!!
12:33
Imagine the creator had put a clear condition in the level
LOL
haha thinkin the same thing
OMG. LOL. Why??? Perfection at its finest.
12:13-12:34
Does anyone know that song? I know it from Banned From Equestria (An 18+ game) but I wanna know what the song is called, someone please tell me
Last time I was this early, I could still go outside
9:39 The DGRasaurusRex
This is truly art
Art Expert hot garbage : let me go you can’t beat me
Dgr : No, I don’t think I will
10:04 Why did you boo It deserves alike for telling you what you were getting into
Thank you for including the Turbo Tunnel music with that second level!
2019: DGR Guarantee
2020:DGR in Quarantine
What is the music at 12:13? Something from Battletoads?
The "P" on the p-balloon stands for "Pinto Beans". The magical fruit.
4:40 - I bursted with laughter, typical garbage plot twist
13:14 - level title "20 seconds", level time "30 seconds"
Well it only needs about 20 seconds to clear it.
4:40 DGR be like "My God. It's full of key doors!"
Let's be honest. We're all glad his name is not Uncle Daddy.
12:15 your face LMAO 😂
I think I’m the only one who’s watched the whole video
i did too
you watched an 18 minute video that was uploaded 6 minutes ago?
Me too
So you watched a 20-minute video in 1 minute?
@@TheAlphaTeamPlays wait wut no wait you did?
Well, it's simple Dave... You only left the "ART" keyword up-- And that stage was.... Hot art!
yo wsp
wait am i first?
Yes
Congrats
YOU ARE FIRST YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
That sound at 10:26... where is it from? Id sounds so familiar.
I'd guess Legends of Runeterra when a match starts, but I am absolutely not sure.
Mlcj's "Hot Garbage 2: Electric Poopaloo" must be a fan of Minecraft. This is a nice reference to Hermitcraft Season 7 "Tag 2: Electric Boogaloo".
DGR: New uncleared level video
Me: yay my level could be here
DGR: Art tag
Me: ._.
He doesnt play DGR levels that much anymore like he used in SMM1 :/
1:15 when you walk into beetlejuices shop in wind waker.
When the turbo tunnel music went on, I laughed out loud and woke the wife and kid. Brilliant, but DAMN it I was not ready! XD
I never before realized how awkward super mario sounds without music
Hi, Not Uncle Daddy.
I couldn't resist, the power of the dad joke compelled me.
So awesome to hear BattleToads Turbo Tunnel and an Earthbound tune in the same streaming content! Thanks!!
1:04 you made shell jump mountain
The noises and expressions you make are just the best!
I love that DGR doesn't blink when he's focused.
I too have the humor of a five-year-old and the second level's title had me in stitches 🤣
6:19 Flippin perfect!!! roflmao! MAN! that was great!
I like that you referenced battletoads - I was thinking how much that farty Mario level reminded me of the Volkmire’s inferno level
That ricochet to the face. That moment was an absolute bob-omb 😏
Dave: this is is dumb!
me: it's a hot garbage level.
I like how that x is hiding Mario's mushrooms
5:18 the best part hehehhe
1:13
When a bird sees me with a bird seed
He was about to cheese the first level but Dave thought, "As a master of trolls, I'll give respect to Hot Garbage."
These uncleared level episodes are really excellent.