Fast And Furious Crossroads Is One Of The Worst Games Of 2020

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  • @YongYea
    @YongYea  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    I'm pleased to report that as of this morning I successfully refunded this pile of garbage.
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    [BOSS]
    - Charlie Galvin
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  • @kcshura1677
    @kcshura1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    “This game is an A game”
    Naw that’s wrong, this game is a “FFF” game. One for failure, the second for fraud, and the third is for Family

    • @ReallyRedPanda
      @ReallyRedPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      The Holy Frinity

    • @Luvias0415
      @Luvias0415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Guys, guys, guys.
      It IS a AAA release though.
      Because these A's stand for Ass! It's a triple Ass game!

    • @ipot399
      @ipot399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fambly

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Haha I laughed at the 3rd F!

    • @rogthepirate4593
      @rogthepirate4593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll put this game through that *fucking wall!*

  • @jordick8427
    @jordick8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Why I get the feeling that most of this game's budget went to get Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez aboard, so they really had to cut corners in the actual game development.

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      And they're not in it that much.

    • @Pastafari4
      @Pastafari4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I doubt it. My guess is Vin and Michelle had a bogus contract reason and the devs just really couldn't be bothered putting in effort

    • @bullracing1
      @bullracing1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Slightly Mad Studios is well-known for shift and their racing sim title called Project Cars. They don't have any experience on this type of game. The Director is the same guy who also directing Project Cars 1.

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yet the care handle great in those games....

    • @MagnsATK98
      @MagnsATK98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And sounds like it would have been better to hire some other voice actors instead lol

  • @novaexgaming9532
    @novaexgaming9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    "It's not about how the game is broken, it's about family" - Vin Diesel, 2020

    • @hotdognl70
      @hotdognl70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Broken families are the norm these days...

    • @user-kh1ro6wv3t
      @user-kh1ro6wv3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GAF

  • @Mo_41258
    @Mo_41258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    “They sound tired , bored , they dont want to be here”
    Dude that’s what you gets from every Vin Diesel character.

    • @woah-dude
      @woah-dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      tbh he is a King in the Riddick movies

    • @bradchikenheart2
      @bradchikenheart2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not in boiler room fam damm he used to be goof

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not on the iron giant

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keanu Reeves always sounds bored too.

    • @dirg3music
      @dirg3music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Indistinguishable mumble growls* "Family" *more mumble growls*

  • @Dravakin
    @Dravakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    Since Fast 9 is going to space I can not wait for this scene:
    As Dom gets ready to eject the Mustang into the cold vastness of space, he shifts the car into gear and says "You don't need Oxygen when you got Family!"

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I can wait for fast 11 when they bring back Paul Walker
      Not a cgi look a like but Paul Walker's actual dead body

    • @LaziAmerican
      @LaziAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why can't we get friggen Machete in Space? Would be hella better then another garbage fast and the furious movie.

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LaziAmerican cause nobody watched/ bought machete 2

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@almalone3282 they're saving that for Fast and Furious: Revelations.
      Paul Walker is one of the 4 horseman. Death.

    • @arshkhanlm3086
      @arshkhanlm3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fast and Furious Infinite Warfare

  • @SusGuido
    @SusGuido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    Vin Diesel: “Not so fast.”
    Yong: “I am furious.”
    *Game crashes*

    • @MrPajamaShark
      @MrPajamaShark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Holy fuck I thought that you made this up I just got to it in the video hahahahaha

    • @aydict
      @aydict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And furious*

    • @bobdillionz7831
      @bobdillionz7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Game: i AM the game!

    • @Take-aim-and-reload...
      @Take-aim-and-reload... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Don't mind me. Just leaving a time-stamp (4:46) in case if I want to repeat this hilarious moment.

    • @xelldincht8149
      @xelldincht8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "I will kill you both
      this probably meant the console/PC and the brain cells of player

  • @xxraptorsc0pezxx
    @xxraptorsc0pezxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    It's called Fast and Furious because thats how people request a refund after playing this 🗑.

  • @s.r8042
    @s.r8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    The amount of success recieved by this game can be determined by counting hair on Vin Diesel's head

    • @crosby_underscore4987
      @crosby_underscore4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      take my fucking like and leave.

    • @mas7rreaper126
      @mas7rreaper126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Ning Kigger what

    • @filiusaurorae4023
      @filiusaurorae4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ning Kigger what are you saying??

    • @hb1949
      @hb1949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He still has brows and eye lashes so quite good then

    • @i-Melika
      @i-Melika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im gonna shit myself 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @knowur10sand18s
    @knowur10sand18s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Can't go 5 minutes without the game crashing"
    Bethesda Gamers: "First time?"

    • @shortbreadhead
      @shortbreadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      weak af man. First time meme dead

    • @Eleganttf2
      @Eleganttf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shortbreadhead dead like your meme preference

    • @paulsmith5684
      @paulsmith5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂hold by beer&wine.

    • @shortbreadhead
      @shortbreadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eleganttf2 wow, exquisite comeback, elegant you might say. Try putting some effort in next time before you give someone an aneurysm.

    • @Eleganttf2
      @Eleganttf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@shortbreadhead stay mad

  • @Nobodyfornow9669
    @Nobodyfornow9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    “Madden is the worst game”
    Fast and Furious franchise: “allow me to introduce myself”

    • @Makron5
      @Makron5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Madden isn't even the worst, hell 'worst' is kind of cancelled as a category because of asset flips.

    • @RodaMoonknight
      @RodaMoonknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Welcome to the Family"

    • @5552515
      @5552515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the other way around

    • @freazyknight
      @freazyknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are comparing shit to garbage. They both smell but at least someone put some work collecting the garbage.

    • @5552515
      @5552515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chasejackson7248 You are SEVERELY MISTAKEN. Go through the Madden subreddit.

  • @Sakaki98
    @Sakaki98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    Everyone: “Voice acting is the same as acting!”
    Actors trying to voice act:

    • @thaiboypsp3000
      @thaiboypsp3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ThatAussieGirl ok that doesn’t change the fact that they’re trash. Most of sport voice actings don’t sound good because they literally struggle to read simple sentences.

    • @justin09756
      @justin09756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@tjenadonn6158 Vin Diesel though is known for being a good, if not great actor, and he does really well when he plays D&D, which is mostly voice acting.

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Vin diesel is actually not a bad voice actor. But yeah, he very CLEARLY phoned this one in for a paycheck or out of a contractual obligation.

    • @dannydesperado9211
      @dannydesperado9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kevin Brown my boy... you telling me you haven’t seen Iron Giant!?

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's the thing - I don't think they're trying.

  • @zebapy
    @zebapy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Watch your six, Dom"
    Is literally driving backwards.

  • @ObviousRises
    @ObviousRises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5124

    This literally looks like a ps3 game.

    • @leonflorence118
      @leonflorence118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Looks just like burnout from the ps2

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Nah ps3 games are far better then this garbage. Even ping pong and snake 🐍 game in nokia mobile is better than this lol.

    • @Escobar224
      @Escobar224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But that’s the obvious. Fucking autocorrect can’t do anything right.

    • @Blitterbug
      @Blitterbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Hey, don't insult the PS3...!

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@leonflorence118 Burnout is better in so many ways.

  • @TrashComments
    @TrashComments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Interviewer: “What do you have to say for this game being the worst in 2020??”
    Vin Diesel: “Family.”

    • @goatgod2009
      @goatgod2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Street racing and space lasers, that's what family is all about.

    • @poopikins
      @poopikins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Here's a breadstick

    • @PsypherWolf
      @PsypherWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And ripping off Point Break

    • @TrashComments
      @TrashComments 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      poopikins It better be from Olive Gardens

    • @zackschilling4376
      @zackschilling4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he says that in response to everything.

  • @sasquatchvirginia8381
    @sasquatchvirginia8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Vin Diesel: *Drinks a cup of diesel* “Family”

    • @sixsillysinspc7229
      @sixsillysinspc7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's not about the drinks It's about family.

    • @TheSanMan7
      @TheSanMan7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not about family but about "FAMILY"

    • @radien239
      @radien239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t have physics I Have family

    • @ElSoloNoco
      @ElSoloNoco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salute Mi Familia

  • @jpesicka999
    @jpesicka999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "You owe me a 10 second car."
    Here's a 10 second game instead

  • @kitchenjail3546
    @kitchenjail3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    A racing game with no speedometer.
    Let that sink in.

    • @kyngtruccie8817
      @kyngtruccie8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Or map. Or waypoints during races.

    • @Vashy434
      @Vashy434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Bold of you to assume it is a racing game.

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      its never a racing game

    • @lappodamy5826
      @lappodamy5826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      BlueFlag Alpha it’s family

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lappodamy5826 it's garbage

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "I will kill you both."
    The villain proceeds to kill the entire game.
    That man fulfills his promises.

    • @funnyarc
      @funnyarc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly my thought, luckily he meant the protagonist and the game, and not the player and the game...

    • @daniellittlehorn1248
      @daniellittlehorn1248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      xD

  • @smallgator
    @smallgator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "I could use a gun or a flamethrower"
    "I've got something better."
    F A M I L Y

  • @MetallicaKing48
    @MetallicaKing48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    This game looks aged, and yet it just released. If this game came out 10 - 14 years ago, it would’ve been received better.

    • @alejandromena9647
      @alejandromena9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      leyend says that this game was a PSP game that never got relased from Tailand.

    • @vaughankorede521
      @vaughankorede521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alejandromena9647 😂😂😂

    • @nikhildevani5938
      @nikhildevani5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably because Han was not pleased about his character being axed.

    • @tripleo4255
      @tripleo4255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If blank was released blank years ago, it would've been received better.
      This is indeed a factual statement

    • @garystringer2582
      @garystringer2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tripleo4255 It doesn't apply to everything. Some things are ahead of their time and only get their recognition after the fact.

  • @thehardcorecollector9355
    @thehardcorecollector9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    CDPR was wise to delay Cyberpunk 2077 with this masterpiece right here.

    • @ElGentoo
      @ElGentoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      xD

    • @a.h4224
      @a.h4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hmm i still don't get it the hype about cyberpunk niggas goin crazy like it's the next gta game some shit🙈

    • @ytmB4HyU4kUq
      @ytmB4HyU4kUq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@a.h4224 Lol nah it's not anything like that. It's the fact that CDPR made The Witcher games which were fantastic and the games themselves felt complete with no bullshit attached etc. So basically since The Witcher was so damn good, then fans should be excited about Cyberpunk too. But only time will tell though. I hope this clears things up for yah :)

    • @coldwater5814
      @coldwater5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UserFT true. For me I’ll get it and totally explore it before ps5

    • @femiairboy94
      @femiairboy94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A .H it might a tube better than GTA given the level of customization

  • @MilitaryHistory2011
    @MilitaryHistory2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    99.5% of the budget for this game was spent on Vin Diesel saying "Family"

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No one in the game development could be that stupid, could they?

    • @expecting747
      @expecting747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      other percent for corona beer

    • @TheBlargMarg
      @TheBlargMarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      0.4% is Michelle Rodriguez character model.

    • @kastaway-m4x
      @kastaway-m4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What budget lol. This was made in a basement.

    • @dannya.2616
      @dannya.2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As it should be. No one was gonna pay attention to plot or writing.

  • @outlandishcash4272
    @outlandishcash4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    YongYea - “There’s no speed tracker”
    Me: Speed trackers don’t matter when we have family!

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The family is the speed tracker.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "We're going at the speed of family."

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The family is fast the family is speed the family is furryness

  • @galibjaman
    @galibjaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Idk why people think this game is trash! Guys it’s not the game that matters. It’s the family man! Gotta love it for the family!

    • @MachoMan_Vert
      @MachoMan_Vert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      **mumble grunting intensifies**

    • @shiftinggearsnpassingqueers
      @shiftinggearsnpassingqueers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Crickets...

    • @Sweet_Jelly39
      @Sweet_Jelly39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @AshAsmodeus
      @AshAsmodeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Problem is that I have very little love for my family as is.....

    • @CJ-42070
      @CJ-42070 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AshAsmodeus sounds like a personal problem

  • @hoodwynk1389
    @hoodwynk1389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "I will kill you both"
    *literally kills the game*
    Dang...i guess he did.

    • @kapprison8624
      @kapprison8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He's a man of his word

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The game kept crashing to prevent Yong from damaging his brain with how awful it is.

    • @DeathCluntch
      @DeathCluntch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yap He meant that

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Vin Diesel: *says “I Am Groot” in 500 different ways with beautiful passion and inflection*
    Also Vin Diesel: *sees a massive explosion and an armored tank thing* “wow...”

    • @helixmoss9957
      @helixmoss9957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yes

    • @CarbonRollerCaco
      @CarbonRollerCaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I wouldn't want to act decently for trash, either.

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Vin just collected the paycheck for this one and wanted nothing to do more with this garbage

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This I think, is where directors come in.

    • @SamSam-im1hi
      @SamSam-im1hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He crashed a car so bad and the character sounds so bored

  • @IndigoPhoenix21
    @IndigoPhoenix21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    I'm actually kinda impressed with how bad this game is.

    • @ASSASSIN19923
      @ASSASSIN19923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      i start to believe most of the budget was spend on actors and 10% on game

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ASSASSIN19923 yeah but you could actually come up with a better game within 24 hours in unreal engine. like im covinced that one of the audio guys just got told to google how to make a game and they left it to him.

    • @nobodynobody1140
      @nobodynobody1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's so terrible I actually want to play it.

    • @ghostflames1501
      @ghostflames1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobodynobody1140
      Maybe that was their business model? I mean, the Fast and Furious franchise is heading straight to video at this point...

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big Rigs: Am I a joke to you?

  • @drontesmakor1983
    @drontesmakor1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "We have less firepower, they're not expecting less firepower. So we have an advantage."

  • @secularbunghole
    @secularbunghole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Remember. This game costs the same as Cyberpunk 2077. Let that sink in.

    • @grizzlymelon8376
      @grizzlymelon8376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How much did this trashfire cost anyway?

    • @jonaswild1153
      @jonaswild1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@adlibbed2138 wtf

    • @potatolol4579
      @potatolol4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’ve opened the door, but the sink’s just sitting there.

    • @JustSmilinn
      @JustSmilinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just thinking this lol.

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speaking about that game. I still need to upgrade my CPU to play it

  • @cheers901
    @cheers901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "We are not criminals!"
    proceeds to steal cars to steal money to pay back debt instead of selling said stolen cars.

    • @oscarortiz1529
      @oscarortiz1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      All while terrorizing every other innocent bystander unfortunate enough to be driving on the same road as you lol

    • @Moon_Presence
      @Moon_Presence 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      stolen*

    • @DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz
      @DrJurdenPeterbergsteinlerwitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moon_Presence It's 2020 and it's spelled 'stollen' now. Get with the times.

    • @cheers901
      @cheers901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moon_Presence sorry cheif, i hope i didn't offend your ancestors

    • @duncanthedelinquent493
      @duncanthedelinquent493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And street race lmao

  • @windebiesteultima3317
    @windebiesteultima3317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    When the dude said “I will kill you both”, he was actually referring to Yongs PC as well as the cast.

  • @marlkalone7361
    @marlkalone7361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Girl: "Honey, I'm pregnant!" .
    Dom: "oh wow that is awesome. nice"

  • @seank1478
    @seank1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    *Crashes into bus head-on *
    "I'm starving, Where are we eating tonight?"

    • @NeverDieAloneMusic
      @NeverDieAloneMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Go to the Olive Garden. Remember: "When you're here, you're Family."

    • @ShaunTheCHB
      @ShaunTheCHB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @mukulk1185
      @mukulk1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't even scratch the surface of Burnout series

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeverDieAloneMusic Hopefully, not the People Whose Names End In Vowels kind of family. That could be dangerous, if you see something you weren't supposed to.

  • @eagle0114
    @eagle0114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    I'm getting some strong Ride to Hell: Retribution vibes from this one.

    • @doshman8460
      @doshman8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Ride to Hell was an experience, that’s for sure.

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’d take Ride to Hell over this dumpster fire

    • @PoisonInc
      @PoisonInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ride to Hell was so-bad-it's-good. This is just misery.

    • @doshman8460
      @doshman8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not gonna lie I’d pay for a remaster 😂

    • @izzeypally
      @izzeypally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nothing is as good as ride to hell: retribution. that shit is legendary

  • @Nukestarmaster
    @Nukestarmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    I love how the armour piercing bullets just bounce off the car.

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Holy shit, they do!

    • @HCrowther
      @HCrowther 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Its because its a family car.

    • @bepisdrincc6773
      @bepisdrincc6773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adamantium car

    • @kennygwalk5328
      @kennygwalk5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HCrowther exactly, they need family car piercing bullets

    • @giygas_9577
      @giygas_9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like a Hollywood blockbuster.
      Unless of course that car needs to EXPLOOOODE

  • @damienrichardson9719
    @damienrichardson9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I didn't even know this game existed

  • @Gigawood
    @Gigawood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Dom: “Not so fast.”
    *game hard crashes*

    • @thehunter7422
      @thehunter7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It didn't go fast ,......... but it did Crash furiously 😁😁😁😅

    • @Gigawood
      @Gigawood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crashed and Furious: YongYea

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "And then the car came crashing!"
      "Good game, then?"
      "No, HORRIBLE, I meant the car CRASHED THE GAME"
      "Ah"

    • @bluexephopsgaming6147
      @bluexephopsgaming6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can't go anywhere if the game is frozen

  • @DamiMarian
    @DamiMarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    It is my headcanon now that EVERY time Dom shows up anywhere he just says "Family" completely unprovoked

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "What's up, Fam?"
      - Dom, 2069

    • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
      @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he goes infinite 100 on family !

    • @variousengineering1965
      @variousengineering1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to olive garden

    • @hersh23
      @hersh23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After seeing Vin walk in and Yong says "Family..." at the @30:00 mark, that is how I will imagine Vin Diesel from now on.
      When Vin enters the restroom: "Family..."
      When Vin is getting ready for bed: "Family..."
      When Vin is eating a sandwhich: "Family...". Lol

    • @DamiMarian
      @DamiMarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hersh23 That's exaclty what I meant

  • @ZombrainZzZ
    @ZombrainZzZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    He was so happy after the game crashed a second time at the end lol.

    • @Dvrkstvr
      @Dvrkstvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seals the deal.

  • @ucheonye9830
    @ucheonye9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    What I want to know is how the hell did this game developers get away with this felony ?

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because theri QA department was probably drunk off their keester when they were supposed to be testing this game.

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Remember: this was the game that CLOSED OUT the game awards. As if to say, “this is the big game we wanted to close things out on.”

    • @josepholague925
      @josepholague925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Executives think we're stupid to buy a game based on movie franchises.

    • @bookle5829
      @bookle5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, what the hell is going on with SMS lol

    • @ClarkusMarkus
      @ClarkusMarkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@josepholague925
      I mean, that's not the issue. Games based on movie franchises can work, such as Star Wars. Fast and Furious just has absolutely no right being adapted to video games.

    • @josepholague925
      @josepholague925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ClarkusMarkus agreed. But making this as part of the last clip 4 the event. With awful graphics and sheety gameplay. The executives think the name franchise will make this successful.

    • @GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435
      @GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bookle5829 Going full mad, lol😂

  • @jaredbeilstein209
    @jaredbeilstein209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Everyone: Mocking the hell out of this travesty of a game.
    YongYea: Mocking the terrible voice acting every 2 minutes without fail.

    • @chestbumphero
      @chestbumphero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m not surprised, he should know his voice acting chops

    • @tryinoproductions5374
      @tryinoproductions5374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well the voice acting is poo poo

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it's not like it didn't DESERVE it, or anything..

  • @ImaRobOat
    @ImaRobOat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The only thing "Fast and Furious" about this game is its development cycle

  • @theswissmiss69
    @theswissmiss69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fun part about the „The Fast and Furious“ games is that you only have to press the accelerator and then it plays itself.

  • @dt3947
    @dt3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    We’re not surprised. This was like a straight to DVD movie

    • @NebbyGotOutTheBag
      @NebbyGotOutTheBag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @GrabberBythePuss yeah but id say straight to DVD movies are usually a lot worse

    • @kastaway-m4x
      @kastaway-m4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And that presentation on the Game awards was cringe as fuck.

    • @Dolmio24
      @Dolmio24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DVD? this wouldn't even make it to VHS.

    • @hellwroughtangel
      @hellwroughtangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like a DVD game lol if you don't get it, some DVD movies had small games on them. Like the mummy demo game i played from one of our movies back in the day. To be fair it was more fun than this.

    • @spoon7053
      @spoon7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Mahabir sitting through the game awards was hell. I watched the entire fucking thing, never again lmao

  • @Nekoksu
    @Nekoksu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "there's no pedestrians in the cars..." Well that should be a given.

    • @UnvisibleINK
      @UnvisibleINK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. Was about to say something similar, about how the lack of driver or passengers is more jarring than the lack of pedestrians in the vehicle.

    • @Light-Rock97
      @Light-Rock97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In a vehicle, you're either a pilot, a passenger, or a kidnapee.

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Light-Rock97 Or a down on your luck carjacker.

    • @Light-Rock97
      @Light-Rock97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewcurlutu6422 That fits the pilot category.

  • @jthm419
    @jthm419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "I will kill you both"
    *crashes game*
    Is this the Matrix?

    • @dknives3906
      @dknives3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Road_Work_Ahead
    @Road_Work_Ahead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Just put the tip in and maybe they won't notice."
    I've been trying that for years now brother.
    They always notice

  • @DaxtotheMax479
    @DaxtotheMax479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "The actors sound bored. They don't sound fully energetic, like they're fully into this." Have you seen the recent Fast and Furious? 😂

    • @XxfishpastexX
      @XxfishpastexX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s like the McDonald’s of movies.

    • @meeranhaq9479
      @meeranhaq9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which one? Hobbs and Shaw or the actual Fast and Furious? Personally I thought Hobbs and Shaw was pretty good...except the ending, got a bit cheesey for my liking

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a better question, have you seen ANY of the F&F movies? Sitting in a dumpster and watching a raccoon scrounge for food is more entertaining than even the best of these shitfests.

    • @v-trigger6137
      @v-trigger6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sulfurcarbide7039 at least Transformers movies are like a guilty pleasure. you can watch it and enjoy it to an extent because of it's visual quality, action set pieces (for timepass only of course) but this Fast and Furious franchise is completely deadass stupid

    • @v-trigger6137
      @v-trigger6137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adlibbed2138 you mean Michael Bay directed NFS The Run's trailer??

  • @JDavis0017
    @JDavis0017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    “Take down the dirty cops” after the main characters stole cars...

    • @Xport9
      @Xport9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Sums up what's happening right now. 😏👌

    • @bdquest9999
      @bdquest9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Xport9 hilarious

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crooked cops are worse than regular criminals.

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE INVISIBLE WARRIOR A dirty cop has always been worse than a regular criminal. It makes the cop a massive hypocrite.

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DevilDaRebel Well, hypocrisy seems to make the world go 'round these days. Second to bribery, just ask your local Congresscritter.

  • @batterysurf
    @batterysurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "not so fast"
    I am furious.
    CRASHES

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The game won't even let you have fun when you try to.

  • @GreighThunda
    @GreighThunda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Looks like a PS2 game that was remastered for PS3 then ported 5 years later by EA

  • @I.Fumblebee.I
    @I.Fumblebee.I 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "I want guns or a flamethrower or something"
    "I got something better"
    *Spicy tires*

    • @eoliva30
      @eoliva30 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:25 🤣

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Qff Qff Wbhjob They don't make sense to use against treads at all, as the spikes would just hit the metal on the side.

    • @RodaMoonknight
      @RodaMoonknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought you would say Family

    • @Moon_Presence
      @Moon_Presence 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's a spicy tire?

  • @StuCheeks
    @StuCheeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "Armor piercing rounds."
    Dom's car: barely a scratch after getting lit the F up.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not a single hole in the cars, but their faces have so many damn pores, it's giving me Trypophobia.

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's armor piercing ammo, but the sports car isn't armored, so obviously they won't affect it at all.
      Hey, it worked for the battle of Samar.

    • @aybaws
      @aybaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bullets can't find any armor to pierce so they just move aside

    • @cherrychocolate1434
      @cherrychocolate1434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dom's car has the strongest armor at all. *Family.*

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazykev5 Why..yes. Yes, exactly. That's why so many people survived in Game of Thrones (Moans?) past their sell-by date.

  • @SJ-vc6zn
    @SJ-vc6zn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "I really wish I had a gun. Or a flamethrower." - Pulls out gun literally 2 minutes later..... SMH Who thought this dumpster fire would be good?

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dom Terreto

    • @gaugesinspace7778
      @gaugesinspace7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the five or six people playing online thought it was a great game would rather play anthem at this point

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Those driving controls remind me a lot of Burnout. They clearly were "inspired".

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clearly a Burnout wanna be

    • @SteevO_TV
      @SteevO_TV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of split second from 360 days

    • @mariofierro9994
      @mariofierro9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha! I was gonna say that, I remember the first time I played burnout. It was the last time I played burnout. The devs for this were like, " You know what would have fixed burnout? Cars strafing."

    • @Oknahidwin
      @Oknahidwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariofierro9994 nah bro burnout: paradise on ps3 was sooooooo good. its easily one of my favorite racing games of all time. dont compare this trash to that game.

  • @manticore4545
    @manticore4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Fun fact: Im an Arab and when they started speaking Arabic I was like what is that??? I can confirm that this is absolutely not Arabic

    • @omaral-najjar2707
      @omaral-najjar2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I actually tried to understand one word as to identify from which region they took the dialect. I understood exactly 1 at the very end and it is used 100% in the wrong way😂😂

    • @bluexephopsgaming6147
      @bluexephopsgaming6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they can't even get the language right? wtf is this budget google translate?

    • @omaral-najjar2707
      @omaral-najjar2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bluexephopsgaming6147 I have some experience with google translate and this is just waaaaaaaay beyond that. I think they just did a 'try my luck' thing with google search and grabbed the first word they came upon from every 5th website🤣🤣.

    • @205_ichsansaleh3
      @205_ichsansaleh3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr? I'm not arabic but i've heard the language. And even i can tell that is so not arabic. That's just gibberish passing off as an actual language lol

    • @bluexephopsgaming6147
      @bluexephopsgaming6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@205_ichsansaleh3 probably didn't care cause only 4 people played it anyways

  • @PietroMarcer
    @PietroMarcer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    You should play bad games more often. This was REALLY entertaining

    • @kennethwilkinson2095
      @kennethwilkinson2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was literally about to write this word for word lol

    • @Memnoch_the_Devil
      @Memnoch_the_Devil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely... I shared this video with a few friends because it’s THAT entertaining!!

    • @cheechong5969
      @cheechong5969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

    • @wild360
      @wild360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ride to Hell: Retribution retro review please!

    • @ahmadmuhdi190
      @ahmadmuhdi190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it still is entertaining

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    At this point I'm waiting for a Fast and Furious 1944: a historical fiction about Dom and O'connor's ancestors tasked with assembling a team of experts to steal a Nazi supercar that contains the secret to build the atomic bomb.

    • @Ashvatloveslearning
      @Ashvatloveslearning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That sounds like something Hollywood would actually do.. lmao
      Btw.. why the hell ? Autocorrect saying I have spelled 'something' wrong..
      And it should be 'somebing'..
      ????? Wth

    • @CosmoKo_
      @CosmoKo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ngl, this looks it could be kinda fun to watch

    • @nintandao64
      @nintandao64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll never understand why does series does so well internationally

    • @Shiftry87
      @Shiftry87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dlc content will be to steal Hitlers famous car.

    • @monkaWGiga
      @monkaWGiga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the car is just Dom's muscle car from the normal movies.

  • @SamuraiTX90
    @SamuraiTX90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "It's not about cars, its about family."

    • @tzr5864
      @tzr5864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fucking lost it when he said that lmfao

    • @SamuraiTX90
      @SamuraiTX90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tzr5864 He says it so well too lol!

    • @tzr5864
      @tzr5864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SamuraiTX90 exactly!

  • @Sebastian-yl7nq
    @Sebastian-yl7nq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This game looks like Diesels long forgotten brother, _Din Gasoline_

  • @robertworth1185
    @robertworth1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "The Worst Games of 2020"
    FIFA & Madden have some serious competitions.

    • @burnerdgaf5222
      @burnerdgaf5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Close. So, so close.

    • @burnerdgaf5222
      @burnerdgaf5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Madden takes the title in my opinion

    • @alfredorevenge1406
      @alfredorevenge1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      after those fifa ratings dropped,I have a hard time seeing them lose

    • @thegrimdeath1
      @thegrimdeath1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alfredorevenge1406 they're both made by EA, they both take the title.

  • @XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX
    @XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    This is one of those games I forgot existed and then wonder why it even exists to begin with.

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I will only remember this game because of Angry Joe's funny review of it.

    • @skwigz21
      @skwigz21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like the movies

    • @kastaway-m4x
      @kastaway-m4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The budget for the game was so low that even 100 sales was a profit. They made back that money x10

    • @Khaisz.
      @Khaisz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, completely forgot that the game was even announced despite being a fan of the movies.

  • @millerjack3588
    @millerjack3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ahh yes! Its Dominic Toretto's twin brother Dominos Tortoise !!

  • @theshuggie
    @theshuggie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This is why you always check “Always on top” for your task manager.

  • @claytondora
    @claytondora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    2020: YongYea learns how to force quit an application using task manager.
    Exciting.

    • @speedracer2please
      @speedracer2please 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      when the game covers up the task manager though, by switching to another virtual desktop. That's some advanced quittery I'll be taking with me lol

    • @julianharley9428
      @julianharley9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Exiting

  • @petrri323
    @petrri323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "We aren't a threat, so they won't see us as threatening." 900 IQ plays.

    • @Xport9
      @Xport9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *"Hey, as long as it works!"* - Dude with a dynamite, probably.

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine how good Marvel's Groot voiced by Diesel sounds, and now realize how he sounds in this.

  • @omegagilgamesh
    @omegagilgamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "This voice acting sounds like the porno version Fast & the Furious."
    Okay, soon as this video ends, I'm checking to see if there is an official F&F XXX parody.

    • @PrincessGrouchy
      @PrincessGrouchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@davidwilson6577 the third is by far the best title lol

    • @ateeshJ
      @ateeshJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rule 34 my friend.....

    • @ganbitx2391
      @ganbitx2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brupcat Yes there is I looked👀

    • @jacobneumann5021
      @jacobneumann5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tokyo Jizz

    • @ApollyonZKX
      @ApollyonZKX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Fast and the Bi-Curious

  • @alexblackburn2247
    @alexblackburn2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "like why are we here, just to suffer?" beautiful

    • @Desmond-xp4wr
      @Desmond-xp4wr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @signoguns wow you're actually comparing this to kojima writing (sure his writing is not the best and some can be really cringe but not everything he wrote are bad either) atleast his most games have good story and qulity writing

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Desmond-xp4wr He did his best work in the Metal Gear series. This was made apparent after they released that abomination WITHOUT his input that was universally despised.

  • @bugthesda3480
    @bugthesda3480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    a fact: gameplay graphics are way better then cutscene graphics.

    • @Fatalmindgames
      @Fatalmindgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That's not how that should work. Tf lol

    • @nikheelmj
      @nikheelmj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      God of War: I see no difference

    • @spyrochrisgaming
      @spyrochrisgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Than". It's fucking "than".

    • @randomguy9988
      @randomguy9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the same thing

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It looks like an early PS3 game.

  • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
    @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "actors sound bored, as if they are not in to this" "as if they are just reading off a script" ok, so like all of their movies up to date then?
    those "Takedowns" is 100% ripped right out of Burnout, and wanting a flamethrower on your car against a terrible 3rd rate "armored" vehice while going at what looks to be around 100 km/h would be less usefull then a passenger with a fucking slingshot.
    and those tire shredding things on Dom's car against treads? seriously? he would have more luck throwing rocks at it.
    and 4 tracks? thats useless as real world military found out experimenting with just that.
    and that harpoon thingy? it would be next to impossible to aim, even if you had a passenger dedicated to just aimong ans shooting it, and it would also be utterly useless.
    Drifting is useless when it comes to taking corners at speed, it's purely for style.
    "Hacking" with a router strapped to the roof? no, just no.
    hacking police cars will absolutely do nothing to stop them from chasing you, hacking that truck will not work, period... because it's not turned on...
    random car half a mile down the road, whatever character: Maurwhatever dude?! thats like... better eyesight then a eagle.
    it's because of stupid shit like this the Fast and Furious movies is less realistic then Harry Potter.

    • @coryc8819
      @coryc8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some one who gets it

    • @nisshoku1568
      @nisshoku1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't read all of this, but damn this guy hate game, not saying he shouldn't, just thought it was a lot a hate 😆.

    • @rehd95
      @rehd95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I absolutely love the router on the roof part, I have to meet the guy who came up with this

    • @woodstocknun
      @woodstocknun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it operates as a mobile game for 3 year olds, embarrassing.

  • @breynoso17
    @breynoso17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    “This ain’t about cars, is about FAMILY”

    • @upwaveflash8429
      @upwaveflash8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that’s how i laugh at the new comer fans

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and tight shirts

  • @Parthornax
    @Parthornax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    “ in order to not become a criminal then you must commit crimes.”
    -osama vin diesel

  • @noyz971
    @noyz971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "The ennemies are waiting for professionals heavily armed and dangerous people. So they packing up weapons and men to defend their base against a powerful force. They won't know what to do if we are only three".

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "I am going to kick the ass of that MMA world champion, He won't be able to predict what I will do since I never fought once in my life!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tremor230 Lmao .

    • @bravelilspidey
      @bravelilspidey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tremor230 What made you think of that? It's so stupid it's genius lol

    • @rehmanarshad1848
      @rehmanarshad1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tremor230 😂🤣🤣😂😂

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bravelilspidey I just followed their example 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @K4113B4113
    @K4113B4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Right as you crashed into that bus at 10:00 there was a loud boom outside and my whole apartment shook for a second. They're doing construction work outside. The timing was incredible.

  • @thandons
    @thandons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "This is a single-A game"
    Yong, you're a nice guy. This is a C- game. Some five-dollar racing games on Steam have better gameplay.

    • @rrohbot
      @rrohbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thandon S The frickin 3DS fast and furious game was better, too.

    • @djixi98
      @djixi98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Asphalt on DS was a masterpiece for this lol

    • @Bytrl
      @Bytrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gta 3 on ps2 had better racing i think

    • @SamSam-im1hi
      @SamSam-im1hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F
      For family

    • @elimalinsky7069
      @elimalinsky7069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bytrl Pole Position from 1982 had better racing!

  • @VoyagersRevenge
    @VoyagersRevenge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I had a free code to play this game weeks ago and my gosh I couldn’t get myself to play 5 minutes of it

  • @Positionzen
    @Positionzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    When that character states "I will kill you both" he meant the franchise AND the game crash.

    • @ergunkilic19
      @ergunkilic19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don’t know why but I found this comment so funny, I’ve been randomly laughing every 5 minutes at the thought of it 😂

    • @malikashtar7216
      @malikashtar7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayo faxx 💀 💀 💀

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Why are we still here, just to suffer?”

  • @Masterom2000x
    @Masterom2000x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "I wish I had a gun or flamethrower." "I've got something better." *tiny spikey wheel hubs* Fire whoever suggested that.

  • @datboileek9997
    @datboileek9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Remember guys, it's not about cars,
    *it's about Family*"
    you did that too well Yong lol.

  • @MinhLe-xc5ld
    @MinhLe-xc5ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    the irony is that this game has more drivings than the recent fast and furious movies

  • @saghwteam
    @saghwteam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:16 Even with all the chaos Yong still had the time to put an MGS reference.
    Classic Yong, please never change

  • @andrewstrauss7586
    @andrewstrauss7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Let’s be honest, the acting was never good in the movies so why would we expect the voice acting to be any good?

    • @snakekingblues3017
      @snakekingblues3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      there not good acting
      and then there just not caring this sound like they just don't care lol

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I am Groot."

    • @lucascapelao
      @lucascapelao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grass yh but cyberpunk is shit

    • @paaqweku
      @paaqweku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@lucascapelao The game isn't even out yet

    • @High.on.Life_DnB
      @High.on.Life_DnB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucascapelao That's breathtaking!

  • @50chickens50
    @50chickens50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    why did Vin Diesel look so much like Mr Clean?

    • @Daniel-fr1bh
      @Daniel-fr1bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do you hate mr. clean so much?

    • @Smaxx
      @Smaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Watch Angry Joe's review. He'll show you why. :D

    • @VonDarko
      @VonDarko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's Senior Clean

  • @FrostyMcFly
    @FrostyMcFly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Dom: “not so fast”
    Yong: “I am furious”
    This joke deserves more praise.

  • @panchampangoro4999
    @panchampangoro4999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Just put the tip in and maybe they won’t notice”
    -YongYea, 2020

  • @Luciatel
    @Luciatel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Not gonna lie, it was entertaining to watch you suffer through this atrocity.

  • @laster3753
    @laster3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Hey guys, we are a million dollars over budget and the release day is slated for next week ! What the hell do we do !?"
    Bandai Namco: "Family."

    • @Xport9
      @Xport9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, this is surprising that BamCo even decide to publish this garbage. Holy.

  • @TheOnlyLonelyBoy
    @TheOnlyLonelyBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Never thought I'd see the day where I'd say "Ride to Hell: Retribution" would be a more enjoyable experience.

  • @darkultra9605
    @darkultra9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "It's not about cars, it's about family" everytime he said that I died laughing lol

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The way he deepens the hell out of his voice at “It’s about family” to mimic Diesel is just gold

    • @apollion888
      @apollion888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vin is an okay actor, a better voice-over artist and a totally egotistical dick. And he's probably getting laid a lot more than me too

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of Angry Joe's review lol..

    • @wallacesousuke1433
      @wallacesousuke1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apollion888 it'd be surprising if he didn't lol tons of gold diggers throwing themselves at any slightly famous and rich guy, nothing to brag about

    • @shirogami4224
      @shirogami4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you died,Then how are you still alive Einstein

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    This game and Ride to Hell: Retribution should get married.

    • @omarchin1379
      @omarchin1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Plz god no, 2020 its miserable enough already

    • @gildedhunter5119
      @gildedhunter5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No! don't do it! don't do it! just imagine horrific things they will create

    • @hashem6356
      @hashem6356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fast and furious ride to hell. Involving 90% pornos, 40% lesser budget, and 1 percent gameplay just so no one can say their gameplay is shit

    • @phoenixzappa7366
      @phoenixzappa7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They butchered Road Rash. Look how they massacred my boy.

    • @touatiamir7592
      @touatiamir7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When wed Happen

  • @Abitofeverything4
    @Abitofeverything4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Yong: “the actors don’t sound interested, like they’re reading lines”
    Me: Have you not seen the fricken movies! They sound the exact same :’)

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As Dave Chappelle doing Sam Jackson "Ain't you never seen my movies!!!!!!"

  • @Steelkrill
    @Steelkrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    95% spent on actors, 5% spent on game development.

    • @funnyarc
      @funnyarc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's generous of you.

  • @JohnyDownfall
    @JohnyDownfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "This voice acting sounds like the porn version of Fast and Furious"
    And how would you know that? Hmm?

    • @abzhuofficial
      @abzhuofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Perhaps it is because he did some hentai voice-overs? 😜🤔
      I shall leave now.

    • @TheMrDemonized
      @TheMrDemonized 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He is mature enough to watch some

    • @zeroroku2311
      @zeroroku2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha weird porn bad, you may laugh now

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Forsooth, for he is a man of culture.

    • @RobTheDoodler
      @RobTheDoodler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s probably a man of science.

  • @5deadspace
    @5deadspace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Vin Diesel has sounded like he has just woken up from a nap for most of his career and Michelle is well... Michelle.

    • @VGMR
      @VGMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vin's acting is incapable of being redeemed and Michelle should just fight totally naked in the last Fast film.

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VGMR lmaoo why naked tho

    • @ParagonFury
      @ParagonFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SolidSnake240 So that at least something good will be in a FnF film?

    • @andrewcurlutu6422
      @andrewcurlutu6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SolidSnake240 To prevent audience goers from going into a coma of boredom?

  • @rixgaming9989
    @rixgaming9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think it's amazing how publishers and developers never will learn how their game has a high risk of being rejected big time and fail entirely if it doesn't meet minimum polish. Please someone tell me why they keep pushing half finished games out after it fails so reliably? On the other hand people really reward you if you make a good/fun game that has good polish. So why do they never learn?

  • @Xyriax
    @Xyriax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    im arabian, and THIS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ARABIC LIKE HOLY HELL THIS IS BAD.

    • @kilvun3790
      @kilvun3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, that was REALLY REALLY BAD

    • @DiaborMagics
      @DiaborMagics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      lol, good to know they could do literally nothing right xD thanks for sharing. What a piece of garbage

    • @ridwana4037
      @ridwana4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Feetus Deletus Holy shit, that joke is so original. How did you come up with that? That is so clever.

    • @ridwana4037
      @ridwana4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @jason Darkshine Small quip is considered triggered? Okay, snowflake.

    • @theproshiko373
      @theproshiko373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just going to say that lol