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- True Italian Burnell
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"I've never said I'm Italian". - dsp, 2023
He's def. 1/2 dinner role the rest I have no idea. Some pudgy substance like a Lipedema maybe. In the end he's an American but he'll never admit that, it's to normal for his caliber.
" If I ever met DSP, I would stab him until the blade snapped! " - Mother Teresa 1942
All his Italian knowledge comes from The Sopranos.
All his knowledge of Italian comes from tinned spaghetti
From Mario bros
Correction. All his Italian knowledge comes from a bottle of Ragu.
He would never watch a show with women in it
Disgusting human
Thinks he's the Godfather
In reality, he's the hogfather.
The Goutfather 🐽
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Phil couldn't even find Italy on a map
isnt italy the country on a map that looks like a boot? it should be impossible not too pick it out on a globe
Oh no, let's not test Phil's geography skills again. I'm getting flashbacks to that Bully stream
And the map is only of Italy.
he’s the type to say “it’s the one that looks like a high heel” before pointing it out literally his only knowledge of the country
He actually did find it in Bully because of its shape. Recognising the flag while playing Mario Maker however .....
"true italian" born and raised in the US and has never been to or will ever visit Italy
Him and khet will never leave the state let alone go to Italy.
Couldn't even tell you what region his ancestors are from
He also claims he's 25% polish and 25% Ukrainian or Russian.
He couldn't even find Italy on a map bro. lol
@@bloodgodalucard4769 we know because his playthrough of Bully my guy had no geography knowledge lol
First he compared his life to a video game and now he thinks he’s Italian, he’s delusional as fuck. 💀☠️
Ah, Mr “LOOK OUT THERE’S A BLACK WOMAN COMING AHH” complains that Afro Samurai is racist
It probably is, but I honestly can't think of any examples.
Black women are soo hot and attractive /s
@@Necroverse19 I'm sure you'd remember bro
honestly how afro samurai can be racist?
Remember the Dead Space playthrough.
One of these days, the mob is going to knock on his door and tell him to stop speaking for Italians
Multiple times, he's cited "chicken parma" and "pasta alfredo" as examples of "authentic Italian food" when ranting about Olive Garden. You truly are the king of the Lolcows, Filippo.
DID HE REALLY SAY ALFREDO IS FUCKING AUTHENTIC ITALIAN THATS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭 it’s like well known that that’s not an old italian dish wtf
"idk how to spell parmesan"
@@CFronTV Yes. Whenever he does his "Olive Garden serves badly Americanized Italian food" rant, he regularly waxes poetic about American dishes that he ate at "authentic Italian East Coast restaurants." Eggplant manicotti is another one. His ability to contradict himself immediately is truly remarkable.
My hair is natural grease. Im italian.... phil like 2010s 😂
I love how he assumes people go to Olive Garden bc they think it’s Italian not bc they like the food there
LTG broke Dave
Phil is as Italian as canned spaghetti.
Lets not forget he once said frozen store bought ravioli was the best.
It’s fine, he’s the end of that gene pool, that’s a win for everyone.
Attendance????? Attendance? Who the fuck calls it that. And he just jumps onto whatever is popular
Teachers and students... they take 'attendance' every day. Phil hasn't matured into actual adulthood yet.
But be sure to attend his on demand livestreams
Remember, he doesn't ever look at or care about the view count guise.
How would ANYONE be offended if there was a coupon for potatoes? With the cost on food (and living) id be happy as hell to get a coupon like that!
Gotta love a guy who has never left the US (maybe Canada?) yet thinks he knows "authentic Italian food." The food on the east coast is good, I don't dispute that. But what kind of narcisisst who has never even been to ITALY thinks he's had authentic Italian food before? I'm not Italian, but I have at least been to Italy. I've eaten plenty of Italian food, but very few places make food like I've had in Italy.
I bet it good over there.
Confirms him switching up what he wears on stream was directly from LTG roasting him, and it still lives rent free in his head
Best detractor intro❤
Here's Phil to tell ya more!
Phil isnt "italian", he's "american". and regarded
TWU
Why does he want to be Italian so bad?
No one brags about being polish, which he is more than eye-tie.
It’s not something to aspire to be I agree. Maybe to him it’s his idea of being a part of a discriminated class, so he can be a bigger victim
The same reason every Amerimutt desperately wants to be X or Y nationality I suppose.
@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll The desperate attempt to fill the vacuous hole in the soul of every American (and Canadian, at this point).
I guess it's partly because Italian men are perceived as tough, hot, stylish, charismatic people. Something Phil most definitely thinks he is part of and that scores him "high class points" or something, when in reality we all know he's just a clown. I think I remember one time he said his hair is "naturally greasy" because of his Italian genes. Delusion is strong with this guy.
Bought a whole new wardrobe because ltg made fun of him, now he’s bragging?
"New" is a stretch. He bought somebody else's old rags.
They over flavour everything with salt, garlic and butter. But it's flavourless and bland?
Ah yes DSP is a true Italian who knows what "authentic" Italian food is, despite never going to Italy, speaking Italian, or even making Italian food himself (even if he calls his sugar sauce Italian, it clearly isnt)
Phil tries to flex being Italian but he thinks Peter Griffins "Italian" is authentic. (Screaming babibi boopy at someone with a mustache)
Ah yes Burnell the (looks at origin of name) “Anglo Saxon name that comes from the French Burnel”
In other words, when white met bread. Gotcha 😂
we have heard DSP mashing inputs for years with how loud his 320 dollar arcade stick is
“I am Italian!! Listen, I speak the language! Pizza pizza fettuccine Alfredo! Meat-a-ball, penne linguine!” - Philip Burrell
Phil's as Italian as Olive Garden 🎤 🫲
Hey, at least Alfredo was invented in Italy. Therefore Olive Garden is more Italian than Phil.
"They're eating slop and don't know it" That's not how human taste buds work, people like what they like.
Says the dude who doordashes absolute garbage every week.
We've seen this guy's attempt at Italian cooking, and calling it "slop" would be too kind
To this day, still easily the laziest streamer EVER
No one believes Phil would get offended over getting a 'liquor coupon'...
(also, "...these f*cking nobodies"...from the same guy who cries that he's a f*cking nobody)
Your polish dave, just embrace it.
He cant even curse in Italian correctly
Chef Boyardee is fine Italian food for this guy😂😂
Dsp is as Italian as a Chef Boyardee can
He would never show up anywhere.
He comes from a famous line of Italians. They invented begging in ancient Rome
He’s so Italian in fact that his low heath-tolerance would make him catch on fire the instant he set foot in The Old Country.
I’m from the chilly northern wastes of Sweden and yet even I handle the summer heat better than Pignurt Burnelli!
Someone opens a box and sees a liquor coupon...."okay cool." I do believe they'd move on with their day and probably go cash that in.
I got him to respond twice today
3:30 dsp leaving the snort fort to use violence, that’s definitely a shower thought he had at home after he got confronted in public
Born in the United States. Can't speak Italian. Has never even BEEN to Italy. Claims to be Italian.
Who gets offended for receiving coupons? Someone who never leaves the safety of his house, I guess.
The only Italian word he claims to know it’s spelled “Vaffanculo” not “afangulo” like he said.
3:11 THET? What on earth does that mean Phil? Mouth feeling alright?
I think it's that pop filter on his mic. His audio started having a lisp ever since he swapped the old one out. It's funny how he still hasn't noticed
God I kiss this intro!
He's as much Italian as Shaun King is black.
Phil is such a spoiled little brat that someone telling him to use a high tier character Phil translates it as “We demand you do this or we will Ruin you! We are threatening you”
There was Reddit post in the now deleted DSP forum somebody made putting a collage of Italian and Polish faces and funny enough that half of the polish side look like DSP
Are you trying to extort me? Now guise, if you don’t whale out the fall gout stream I’m sending it to ban world. Sounds good?
Darksfadil is an Alian from outer space
I positively wheezed when he brought up the Leprechaun Land/Potatoes coupon thing.
When I went to pick up my copy of Folklore in 2007, it actually did come with a docket book of discounts for Tayto brand products 😂😂 🤣
I STILL HAVE UNUSED DOCKETS FROM THE BOOK! 🤣 🤣
Does Phil just memory hole the fact that his viewers pay him money and not the other way around? He treats them like employees. And now he calls it "extortion" when someone asks for a service they pay for.
Ah yes a true Italian DSP
Can't get over him coping over rollback netcode. While still not understanding how it even works.
Also as an Irish descendent I'd find it very funny if a Irish themed game gave me a coupon for Potatoes. That sounds like a great deal. I get a game and some money off on food.
Tries to be woke, reels off all the racist stereotypes he knows to try and make a point 😂😂😂😂
Burnell is a more Italian name than "Pescatore"
Here for the thumbnail
The most shocking part about this is....DSP has fans??? 🤯
"As a true Italian growing up on the east coast of the USA"
Does he listen to himself?
He is Italian. He got booted off twitch and his past partnerships
Been off the Phil train for a while but the man infamous for being unable to pay his bills and support his family consitently is AGAIN telling his viewers to fuck off rather than hear em out. Never change Phil, LOL love how he recognizes this pattern but fails to see how he only hurts himself, peak Phil.
How is he even italian-polish in the first place if his second name is Burnell??
He won't play high tiers cause he doesn't have an excuse for losing
Isn't this the guy who puts sugar in tomato sauce? Don't talk about food, mate.
The fact that his brain came up with the idea that rollback netcode guesses moves and then performs them like the game is playing for you.
He can’t complain about net code when he doesn’t actually understand how the net code works
Still hasn't figured out that he's boring.
6:15 "What is this an es-skorktun racket or somethin'. You gonna 'skort me?" How does 'extortion' turn into "es-skorktun" and just straight up "skort"? I swear the speech impediment he struggled with as a yoof is coming back with a vengeance.
This dude is as Italian as an open can of cold chef boyardee FOH phil!
DSP has gone woke.
IT'S OVER.
It never started 🤣
Imagine Phil playing Mario
“Mama Mia ! ……………….. “
I am so happy your back posting content. You are the god tier of dsp meme videos. Haha
8:30 Ayo 👀
Perhaps we can get Duolingo to sponsor him, maybe then he will learn a basic Italian phrase
Did he try to say vaffanculo or wtf was that? Lmao
"don't tell LTG that i started dressing like a youth pastor."
I’d argue that Dave’s fake Italian was more offensive than an Olive Garden coupon
I like how DSP talks about authentic Italian food... when he's never had authentic Italian food
Polish Blood > Italian Blood. Dood is more Po-lock than Eye-talian.
You don't know what you're talking about bro. I'm willing to bet he has 0% polish dna
When DSP isn’t having his own “fallout,” he’s playing the game for good measure.
He looks like Ace Dentura: Gout Detective.
Afro Samurai wasn't the ONLY game to have "fried chicken advertisements". Soulcaliber IV also had it, and it did well enough that Church's partnered with Namco Bandai for another game promotion.
This is one of his most regarded takes ever.
Didn’t know his last name is actually “Burnelli”
We've seen this man pour bacon grease down the toilet
DSP is more upset about Olive Garden than any Italian lol
9:35 whoa the panda laugh.
Classic
Accourding to Google:
"The surname Burnell is of English origin and comes from the Anglo-Norman French name Burnel, which is a metathesized form of the Old French name Brunel. Brunel was originally a nickname for someone with brown hair or complexion. The name Burnell means "brown" and has traditionally been given to boys. It dates back to the Anglo-Saxon era, when the word brun was more popular than it is today"
So if anything, PigRoach is from European stock...essentially bros not a colleague, he's a fuckin colonizer 🤣
A game about Finns giving discounts to salmiakki.
DSP: "This is horrible!"
Me (a Finn): "Cheap salmiakki!"
Now he's pretending that stereotypes are bad and racist. Like how he's keeps saying that sexual humor is a part of Japanese culture, and that racist jokes are ok.
I've never seen someone say something and then immediately contradict what they said as many times as Phil has. He is offended by fried chicken and Olive Garden coupons but doesn't like "cancel culture" unless it's punishing those 'racist game developers'... WTF PHIL?? Regarded af bro.
Robust Italian style gout.
There's an easier way to prove that the game is ignoring inputs. But he's too immature & cry like a baby if you bring it up
Pigroach definitely bent over and did what he was told when he got threatened by Jaha.
Something can't be overseasoned and bland, Phil. One or the other. Bland basically means underseasoned or not seasoned.
I would love a coupon for French fries and potatoes thank you very much.
I think he's balding way too early to be Italian.
What's with Americans constantly claiming to be Italian or Irish despite having little to no Italian or Irish background in their DNA?
Ashamed of themselves
@@TellYouSomethinMan You're probably right. I don't get why, you can't help where you were born.
It's mostly just to refer to your family's background since a lot of people have grandparents that came from another country. I guess it's because our country is still a baby compared to others
@@omegaweapon116 I understand that, but for some people it's a very small percentage of said background that make up someone's bloodline. If someone asks me, I'd say I'm of Italian and Portuguese descent, because both of my grandparents on my mum's side are Portuguese and on my dad's side, they're Italian. Do I have some French and Spanish in me? Yes. Do I mention it? No.
Being plain old American sounds bland with so many foreigners so they add their ancestry to it to sound interesting despite being far removed from it.
What's funnier is phils ancestry is polish and "European mix" but Italian sounds cool so he goes with that instead
Doesn’t this guy threaten to not finish games or not do certain stuff all the time and then he gets pissy when his audience says they want something from him and remind him that they’re his fucking payroll.
Most Italian Polack
I have Irish in me and i would find it hilarious if i got a coupon for potatoes