Caught In Black and White

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  • @nopenope3512
    @nopenope3512 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    its funny because joining his chat means you're basically signing a contract saying you can't criticize him, because you'll be instantly banned if you do

    • @MitchellBay
      @MitchellBay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      holy shit hahahahahaha this comment got it

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Banned banned banned. You are now banned. Big ups.

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Is Funny
      Very Laughed

    • @OMGSEASALT
      @OMGSEASALT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This comment man.. nail on the flathead.

    • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
      @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A very ubiquitous symptom of NPD is their accusations are confessions. I've never seen Dave point a finger that doesn't rightfully direct several back at him.

  • @OGGI_ZOMBIE
    @OGGI_ZOMBIE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    He's really looking like an old English bulldog lately. Especially when it's a white undershirt, gives him that dog's belly.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      But bulldogs are cute

    • @jacksullivan4741
      @jacksullivan4741 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      that's an insult to English bulldogs

  • @shabath
    @shabath 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    philbert is just mad he's not getting stuff for free.

  • @TheModelGamer
    @TheModelGamer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    36:38 I can even simplify this. If Sony wants to test a new feature for the PS5, are they gonna reach out to Nintendo Switch players to test it?
    When Capcom wants to test a SF6 patch, who are they more likely gonna reach out to for testing: a person who plays the game every day for hours, competes in the tournaments, plays every day...or someone who only plays the game once a week for, at MOST, 3 hours?
    He knows for a FACT, if he was offered early access to the SF6 update, he'd take it in a second. And he knows it.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Of course. It's all just one big cope and jealousy session about how and why he blames everyone but himself for the stupid shit he did that made sure he'd never get free shit again.

    • @Kalulosu
      @Kalulosu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And it would be 100% useless to Capcom because Phil is both a shitty player and an incredibly bad person to comment on changes. Dude couldn't offer a worthy comment if his life depended on it.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@Kalulosu Sadly that's the issue with balancing. Pro players think about the game differently than the average player which would be around DSP's skill level. Yet they make up a majority of the player base than the pros. So morons like DSP will be heard more

    • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
      @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He DID take the deals for years upon years, it's beyond tedious watching this man pretend he chose the high road instead of taking every lazy shortcut and virtue free easy way and get run off that road for being salty and inept. Stream wanker is brand cancer, that's the ONLY reason he's not still the worst shill on the net.

  • @lostnhollow
    @lostnhollow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Big ups to atlus and other clipkeepers, shits boring as sin in the snortex rn

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Not every day in the snortex can be filled with gold dust 🙏

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's getting more manic every day? If you're bored maybe he's not a lolcow for you

    • @Sunkhrist
      @Sunkhrist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I have to watch in 2× speed at this point.

    • @RobertSmith-le8wp
      @RobertSmith-le8wp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      We got spoiled during the bankruptcy and bank leaks. Those were fun times for sure. Although lately it seems like he’s speed running bankruptcy 2.0

    • @Penitent_Sin
      @Penitent_Sin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Boring as sin you say?

  • @Solid_Fool
    @Solid_Fool 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    He's just mad he can't say devs need to lose their jobs and minecraft themselves in real life as a review

    • @error_404.69
      @error_404.69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Literally. I'm sure it's fine to criticize the games but Phil's idea of criticism is talking crap about it

    • @NameAvailable
      @NameAvailable 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “Minecraft themselves in real life” is hilarious

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Its access journalism. Its a well known practice.

    • @dcstiger
      @dcstiger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Phil thinks that telling people that large Corporations are looking out for their own best interests is a shocking revelation. There's no doubt that Phil is a greedy duplicitous asshole but he also has a genuine child-like naivety when confronted with how the real world works. He will say things like - "This company advertises this product as the best on the market. They shouldn't do that because it's not." Wow Phil at 42 years old you were able to figure out that somebody trying to sell you something wasn't being completely honest. Congratulations you are truly a genius!

  • @KlyeKlyeKlye
    @KlyeKlyeKlye 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    He's still so bitter that he can't be the "Day 1 Guy" anymore, just "The Guy"

  • @Mactire419
    @Mactire419 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Phil certainly is cut from a different cloth, but not in the way he thinks he is.

    • @Penitent_Sin
      @Penitent_Sin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Cut from the dent cloth

    • @error_404.69
      @error_404.69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He thinks he's silk when he's burlap

  • @jorijoestar4998
    @jorijoestar4998 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The holier than thou attitude is so grating

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Easier to refuse to be something when you don't have it as an option

    • @jtmarin04
      @jtmarin04 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Along with his voice lol

  • @Pwop_
    @Pwop_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Big ups Atlus, your thumbnails and editing have been top notch

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It really does make me so happy people like the thumbnails 🙏

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    If jealousy were an STD, DSP would be oozing constantly.

  • @paulturner4684
    @paulturner4684 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I would like to introduce the term "conflict of interest" into this conversation. Much like the Astarion debacle, Phil is behaving in the exact same or worse manner that he accusing others of engaging in. This entire segment boils down to "watch me, not them!" which is an advertisement that he is hoping people swallow, unthinkingly. It really reveals his inner thoughts towards other people in general. To DSP, no one is as discerning as he is, they aren't business savvy and they cannot make clear distinctions between opinion and ad. Which is patronizing to say the least. Phil employs underhanded manipulation so much that he projects it onto everyone else.

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    DSP is still mad that EA didn't send him a review copy of a bad sports game but sent one to a guy who had like 10x the amount of reach that Dave does.

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    If he never references "the bag" while pretending to hold a bag again I'll make a facecam style vid praising his adaptability. The worst.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It sounds so cringe when he uses lingo like that. Especially when he pretended not to understand what it means.

  • @WHTSNK_
    @WHTSNK_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The Cannon bros shit is actually so irritating because they never sold rollback. Game companies are allowed to use it with no cost to them, but that doesn't fit the pigroach's narrative

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also, he got banned for constant homophobic insults and asshole behavior on their forum.

    • @amorasilverspark
      @amorasilverspark 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because in Phil's world, everything everybody does is all about money due to the fact that is how he thinks. Everything is a transaction to him.

    • @silvercyborg
      @silvercyborg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And he is fundamentally wrong about how it works. That's why he never fully watches videos explaining rollback netcode.

  • @lizzaroo
    @lizzaroo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Having to see him up-close like this should come with a warning. I checked my phone and got jumpscared by the pig when I looked back up.

    • @TenshiPog
      @TenshiPog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      👁 🐽 👁

  • @JH-JH-JH-JH
    @JH-JH-JH-JH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is what it looks like when you've spent $2100 to feel better and you don't.

  • @Rat_the_Renegade
    @Rat_the_Renegade 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    If I was ever trying to convey a serious message I would not be bringing up National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. It's a very unserious, absurd, unrealistic film. I get what his point was but not a good comparison.
    Oh and just to be clear, it was a hubcap he was using, not a sled.

    • @cwookdev
      @cwookdev 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Of course he brings up the worst scene in the movie, too

  • @ReGo001
    @ReGo001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    You can be honest, you just can’t be needlessly toxic or compare it directly another game in a negative way.
    The game is in alpha.
    It’s not a “bold move” like he said it is, it’s a contract designed to not kill the product before it’s even done

  • @BazanOffMates
    @BazanOffMates 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    34:10 Reminder that not only he kissed keemstar's butt on sidescrollers, he also backstabbed him later.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He did the same thing by acting like a tough guy, only to hide in the bathroom crying at a tournament back in the day hoping to be spared. His confidence goes through the roof when he's in his stream with all the power.

  • @jontaehall2740
    @jontaehall2740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Atlas is correct, if these people are willing to bite their tongue in order, that's on them. Most companies, especially AAA ones, aren't going to just let you say whatever and still work with them. That's sadly how business works and the cost of working with studios.
    There's people who don't do that and get by just fine, and others that are indifferent with those kinds of conditions. It's just up to the Creator or streamer to determine what they'll do

  • @UltimaterializerX
    @UltimaterializerX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    David Stern once changed the ball in the NBA without telling the players. It caused a bunch of cuts and required a revert.

  • @KylleH
    @KylleH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Pretty ironic DSP seething about industry banning and blacklist person who talk shit/bad
    He does that at slighty critizise someone does it.

  • @DiscoFinalBoss
    @DiscoFinalBoss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ackdolf Pigler, the only honest, hardworking content creator in existence. Everyone else is just a shill.

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    he was the every man's gamer!

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper

  • @Grunclegator
    @Grunclegator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    He’s still bitching about Rollback? That’s insane, my brain just shuts off every time he brings it up.

    • @error_404.69
      @error_404.69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's literally been bitching about it since it's conception and will continue to because he had a weird vendetta against the Cannons

    • @Necroverse19
      @Necroverse19 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@error_404.69He also needed to discredit it in order to maintain that he's only losing because of "shitty online connections" and not because of his severe lack of skill.

  • @MathewWoodard
    @MathewWoodard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I wish someone, somewhere, somehow could make dave understand that honesty is not the same thing as opinion, and point out to him that he conflates the two all the time.

  • @keinentraum
    @keinentraum 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    It's really telling how Dave only has a problem with his ability to not shit on a game for receiving a free copy solely for a review.
    Whereas if you donate to him specifically to play a certain game outside of system credits or a redemption code, you're entitled.

    • @ericbrennen9516
      @ericbrennen9516 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hes the king of hate dood of corse he has to be able to complain non stop dood

  • @drew6145
    @drew6145 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This one contract for one game, from one studio really is the way of all games ever! Also just ignore the fact the studio admits overstepped looking to make it clearer. And ignore fact was probably do more do to alpha stage and not wanting the gross "every show/game woke" crowd

    • @AkaiCrimson
      @AkaiCrimson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People think that the game is “woke” tf?

    • @drew6145
      @drew6145 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @AkaiCrimson don't know for sure, but it's Marvel so it's guaranteed practically. Moment I heard contract drama, my bet was do to it being so early in development and internet drama

  • @GodaBoham
    @GodaBoham 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    If DSP actually showed evidence for anything while he was talking about it it’d give him more credibility and it could be a win against detractors or whatever but he can’t do that because 80% of the time he’s lying, 15% he’s talking out of his ass, and only 5% of the time he’s honest

  • @JaviOnade
    @JaviOnade 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mr. Hardworker? The same guy that cut his gameplay into 50 parts then uploaded them all at the same time without editing. The same guy that begged people to watch the ads on his videos?

  • @mducey
    @mducey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It's possible to be neutral, or negative but in disguise. I'm one of the ones who... face zoom.... doesn't really care. And while I'm on it, fugg that stupid zoom face cam thing he does

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes. Please hate the camera zoom in more. Maybe we can manifest it out of existence

  • @kyletech84
    @kyletech84 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I wouldn't doubt he's that one guy that got a shot at the beginning and couldn't help but being Dsp and never got hit up again when he "didn't understand how the industry worked" so I'm gonna go with, he's a liar as usual and talking out his ass so no need for fence sitting my friends.

  • @leagueleaders
    @leagueleaders 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This dude is the worlds biggest pocket watcher. Hes obsessed with how much money all his "peers" make. Guise hes just like use hes not getting paif thousands everytime he boots a game up.

  • @HeyHiHowdy6969
    @HeyHiHowdy6969 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You could get access to the alpha in a number of ways that didn’t require you to sign a contract. You only had to sign the contract to get codes to distribute multiple alpha codes to other people.

  • @Eizen6527
    @Eizen6527 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "You like being lied to?!" Said the liar with 0 self awareness

  • @kira5505
    @kira5505 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What I haven't seen mentioned regarding Phil's rant - it is actually possible to critique a game and convey one's opinion without trashing that game and alienating sponsors. He's just apparently never had to engage in professional behavior, and can't imagine expressing negative opinions without being deliberately inflammatory, aggressively hostile, and attacking developers, companies, CEOs personally. People with real jobs usually manage to critique without screaming about everything.

  • @SuperChatsRNotTips
    @SuperChatsRNotTips 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    phils streams much like the developer contracts are also PAHSITIVE ROBUST ONLY AREAS

  • @WASD-MVME
    @WASD-MVME 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Gotta love the part where he says " sit around and be lied to" ow that's rich Dave that's really rich considering what your dents sit through

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Also what are the odds that the netcode creators would admit to Phil why they banned him in such detail to the point they literally admits they want to sell a broken netcode to Capcom. Then we are just to believe that whistle blower Phil didnt take a single screenshot of this.

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They obviously revealed their devious plan like a real-life super villain 🙄

  • @weezamon
    @weezamon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    dsp the hard worker... what a fucking joke lmao. guy was wasted half the time

  • @wesleyCCXX
    @wesleyCCXX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    13:27 I know he's saying "songs" but I'm not sure if it's the mic filters or him mush mouthing it so it sounds like he's saying "thongs".

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      S's have been turning to th's more often recently that's for sure

  • @justaknaaren
    @justaknaaren 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There are normal people like you and me. HEY MOUTHDROOLERS STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE IN CHAT. GWET BAHNNED!

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is rich coming from DSP, who bans and/or rants at anyone who criticizes him even slightly.

  • @notakarl9012
    @notakarl9012 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What do you expect from a guy that thinks a dealership calls you and goes to your house to do the oil change and doesn't know what a rainy day fund is?

  • @raf155
    @raf155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a courtroom style law individual, DSP’s legal hot takes make me irrationally angry.

  • @JSKStudios420
    @JSKStudios420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It appears to me that DSP is strategically positioning himself to reap the benefits of the “I told you so” points. Furthermore, I am inclined to believe that he harbors a certain level of dissatisfaction towards the game, thereby instigating drama. This is particularly interesting considering the game in question is a free-to-play, 6v6 team-based shooter, which necessitates a group of friends for an optimal gaming experience.
    However, if DSP were to invest some time in research, he would discover that approximately two weeks ago, the developer NetEase made a public commitment to revise their terms. This decision was prompted by a backlash from content creators, including the popular streamer Brandon Larned. NetEase acknowledged that their terms were excessively restrictive, thus necessitating the revision. This is a prime example of the power that real content creators wield in the gaming industry today.

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is basically over half an hour of coping over him no longer getting early access copies.
    Also, while I was audio-style for first 28 minutes or so, god damn he really is twitching and spasming and rocking all over the axes.

  • @JoshuaJericho
    @JoshuaJericho 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I can't take any of this conversation from DSP seriously AFTER his whole Baldur's Gate 3 debacle. DSP 'reviewed' that game without touching it for months, saying it was over-hyped and bad. Then refused to play it cause it wasn't the type of game he liked. Then played it for months because it was the only thing making him any money, lying about it every day saying it was fun and he really liked it,.. again cause money. Then when he finished the game tried to turn around again saying it was terrible and not the type of game that he likes and he only played it cause he was forced to. Lie lie lie lie lie. Sorry, DSP, I can't hear your sophistry over the lies.

  • @RatKing4
    @RatKing4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Nooo Christmas vacation is actually a good holiday movie

  • @Gentou76
    @Gentou76 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Phil is hard to work with and completely insufferable; that is why no one will sponsor him.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Phil and hard work go together like fish and bicycles.

  • @Modie
    @Modie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I find it funny that he makes this out like it proves his point, when it probably does the opposite if you think about it. If that practice was used as often as it is claimed by DSP, why did it take until Marvel Rivals for a "whistleblower" to come out and isn't happening way more often across the board? Especially now AFTER this has happened and the person showing this tactic got good press for it, you'd expect other people to come out and show contracts that say the same (and they haven't taken in the past). But it's not happening on a grand scale. And why? Most likely, because this isn't the norm, but the exception. But hey, "there is ONE example that proves I am right, so the case is solved". Btw, that coming from the guy who is constantly talking shit about other people taking "nuggets of truth".

  • @cat-meowhood
    @cat-meowhood 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Only reason companies don't want DSP has any sort of access because for 15 years he is still not a casual gamer, more like a mobile gambling addict that even STAKE don't bother coming to him seeing why sponsoring a pig that he is even lying to himself.

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    His swaying is getting worse every day

  • @terminl1327
    @terminl1327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I can't remember off the dome but Phil did once accept a sponsorship for some kinda mediocre looking indie game. I'll see if I can find it again

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Elo Hell was the game

    • @terminl1327
      @terminl1327 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@AtlustheBookkeeper that's right. It was the memeology video I saw. It's been on my mind ever since. He constantly bitches and moans about how early access compromises the reviewer's integrity (even though it's transparently about him losing day one views) and I'm constantly reminded that if he was granted the opportunity to take a game sponsorship he would probably take it again because he has no morals when he could be earning hogans

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:41 I'd like to take this time to remind everyone of my favorite Phil fact. Phil almost got to work with EA long ago. But Phil has to be Phil so he was unnecessarily rude and threw away a big paycheck.

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Noodle arms on full display today

    • @saku7722
      @saku7722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      needs to retire that shirt ASAP....

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    38:30 I love that Phil indirectly insulted himself and didn't even realize it again Phil has no idea how air quotes work

  • @doomscrivener
    @doomscrivener 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why does he think an entity seeking to maximize profit on a product they invested significant resources to create would care about some random creep’s faux integrity?
    They don’t want your honest opinion and have no obligation to help you market your content at their expense. His entitlement is off the charts. He has no right to participate in these promotional arrangements.
    He’s not even competent as a critic whether his opinion is net negative or positive. I don’t know why he can’t understand that all criticism ever in the history of mankind has contained every kind of bias and prejudice you can imagine.
    As a consumer you have to use your head. This is a component of freedom of choice. Caveat emptor - buyer beware. Bring out your shills, gather up your contrarians. It doesn’t matter. Any reasonably mature intelligent average person can separate the wheat from the chaff when it comes to opinions.
    How did he become so relentlessly stupid? Why on Earth would anyone want to give him early access knowing in advance they would gain absolutely nothing from it?
    It’s like he’s never heard of advertising or marketing. Honest experience does not sell and is not that valuable. Sitting in front of a camera telling people how honest you are is not convincing. Phil is so dense he doesn’t realize that there is nothing that makes him more trustworthy than anyone else. He’s such a stunted regard he thinks the value of celebrity endorsements is based on their authenticity.
    This standard of honesty was never a thing. When you criticize something you can show your work. You don’t start by asking for trust. Whether you are taken seriously or not has nothing to do with your personal integrity.
    He has no impact because his real thoughts and opinions aren’t in demand. His truthful feelings are completely worthless. If not for the free platform given to him by social media his feelings wouldn’t ever make it out of the snort fort. His reviews are garbage.

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wouldn’t let Phil ruin that movie for you. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is a legitimate Christmas classic.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    24:21 It’s like if you owned a sandwich shop, and a regular customer of yours, one who you know orders a specific soft drink with their sandwich, suddenly orders a new soft drink on your menu, one that doesn’t match the taste you’re familiar with them liking. Then they drink the soft drink and sings its praises to the point of ordering another one to go.
    Is your response to believe that they’re being paid by the soft drink company to like the new drink?

  • @Fluctuatingmiasma
    @Fluctuatingmiasma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Remember, Phil wears undershirts when he can't button the over shirt

  • @krauserzero
    @krauserzero 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man he's just so jealous that he isn't chosen for stuff and yet keeps saying he wont do what they do because that make him a sell out. He keeps chasing day one views for those big games hoping ppl will be dented enough to give him money because its easier for him too swindle ppl out of money than get paid too play a specific game by the devs

  • @shadowoctopus099-bf4ug
    @shadowoctopus099-bf4ug 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    28:05; and there we have it - Phil loops back around to himself being the "special, hard-done-by messiah of gaming and the universe."
    He just can't help it, he _is_ the main character of his own little world. Phil's troubles all extend from this one point, this nexus of self congratulatory idiocy - he can't literally take one solitary moment to reflect.
    42 fucking years of being so grossly up himself, Phil can't possibly be actually smart or socially, financially, professionally aware of anything.
    Phillip P. Burnell literally exists for no reason.

  • @leicstigers1
    @leicstigers1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If I were a game creator, I'd figure out any way possible to piss off Phil. Honestly couldn't think of a better way to get positive press!

    • @Allyspill
      @Allyspill 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If I ever make a game, the difficulty settings would be: Hard, Normal, Easy, and DSP Mode

    • @leicstigers1
      @leicstigers1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Allyspill presume DSP mode would just be an autoscroll and auto-input mode

  • @randy_the_scientologist
    @randy_the_scientologist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Even if I 100% agree with Phil on something, a 20min Phil rant makes me change my opinion
    Edit: 13:26 stupid thongs

  • @rustyAF
    @rustyAF 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    24:37 my favorite reaction

  • @dorianbryant20
    @dorianbryant20 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    it grinds my gears when i hear phil complain about other youtubers doing paid ads but he'll probably do it in a heartbeat if it was wwe champions

  • @fatkhetburnell
    @fatkhetburnell 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's so annoying how Phil keeps using the term "making the bag." It's like grandpa learned a new phrase and has to say it as often as possible, so the kids know that he's hip. **insert Steve Buscemi meme**

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    37:16 except you Phil you don't have a moral compass you have a moral roulette wheel

  • @Bmacthesage
    @Bmacthesage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kinda interesting how you can tell when he is putting words in people's mouths when he reads something isn't it? "I'll read this word for word" vs "I'll summarize what they said" (IE like with criticism)

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:57 yes the really sad fact about it is that you are, and always will be, one of the most unprofessional unprepared content creators to ever embark upon any platform.

  • @rzedovah423
    @rzedovah423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The thumbnails this past week have been straight 🔥 keep it up sandwich man

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This may be a hot take and feel free to correct me but i don't find the contract THAT bad given its a closed Alpha where they still have lots of work to do on the game, it just prevents people with clout from ruining the game before it had a chance to be "finished". I would understand the outrage if it was a beta where only minor changes take place.
    I mean in a perfect world they wouldn't need that in an alpha contract either but given the state of social media and how fast some minor things can ruin a game i can somewhat understand it.

  • @NeroCloud1
    @NeroCloud1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    18:52 From what I have read Johnny Depp still uses Sauvage by Dior. see dsp wrong again

  • @Skidoosh121
    @Skidoosh121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    National Lampoon Christmas Vacation is a solid comedy. Don’t let the piggy deprive you of one of the four holiday movies worth watching during the Christmas season. (Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I don’t care what anyone says.)

  • @marshmellow6152
    @marshmellow6152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DSP's final downfall and his departure from this minecraft world can't come quick enough. But hey im young enough to outlast him. I'll get to see how this story ends and that gives me hope.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    All DSP’s criticisms are just thinly veiled attempts to paint his failure as a virtue.

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Back when ad revenue was good he used to trash all streamers for even mentioning donations. Only when he's forced into the same boat as other people does he start defending the stance

  • @Darthmufin
    @Darthmufin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I liked this rant of his because it all boils down to jealousy. When he was "the guy" who ran to the store and recorded his TV first before anyone else it was great. But now that he can't because companies think hes a toxic waste of time to give him review copies, now its bad. It's his narcissism flaring up big style.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    29:23 dsp had the chance to get free advertising when a tv show came to him to use his SF arcade videos, but he didn’t want to give them free use indefinitely in fear of a dsp show without dsp.

  • @Jc-rg5lr
    @Jc-rg5lr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    People support people of value. A pro's feedback on sf6 will always be worth more than Mr. Phil "rollback net code bullshiet top-tier pattern playing scrubs" Burnell. His reviews are useless for he himself can't see the pros and cons of games due to his own inability to actually play. Everything is the game's fault; every game is dropping his inputs. What an absolute regard.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hang on friends, it was either shortly before or after this rant where Phil was saying he didn't wanna get past "Level 1". He doesn't care about what bigger channels do because he's fine being a proud lover. But here he is seething at what every other creator does. Phil's stance goes back and forth like a ping pong ball.

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's because he's an idiot and he's not smart enough to understand he's contradicting himself on a regular basis

  • @cryhavoc124
    @cryhavoc124 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He is so jealous of other creators, and he doesn’t even try and hide it. Always bringing up how much money others are making. Deals that others are getting. What a joke.

  • @RemoWilliams1227
    @RemoWilliams1227 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This channel is comfort food to me. Not sure what that says about whom 😂.

  • @JDSraw
    @JDSraw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Didn't he get offended and defensive when someone in the suggestion box pointed out that he doesn't know how to switch the camera views after all these years? Lol and the fact that he looks into the camera and says people shouldn't like being advertised to while saying his ebegging is advertisement

  • @CammyAlwaysWins
    @CammyAlwaysWins 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LMAO! Does he not realize that he runs his “business” same way as the contract he criticized?! He demands payment for nothing, really. You can’t criticize or make fun of him, no negative subjective opinion is allowed. You can only say stuff in chat that is pre-approved and agreed by his Majesty the Pigler. You say anything that goes against his fur, your “early access” get permanently revoked. 😂😂😂😂 I mean, it)# the same as that video game contract, no?

  • @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749
    @yourmaninlondoncollecting5749 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    21:20. Christmass Vacation. Is actually a GREAT movie. It's funny as hell. Definitely a must watch,Atlus 🙂👍

  • @spencerwhittlesey8226
    @spencerwhittlesey8226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah idc if daves recommending it the the national lampoons vacation serious is hilarious

  • @LeeRoyLion
    @LeeRoyLion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    that shirt is too small for him, i wish dsp would be jealous of people that have shirts that fit then other content creators.

  • @OMGSEASALT
    @OMGSEASALT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is going ham about a contract for an alpha build he's seriously dented.
    You need to watch National Lampoon's movies.

  • @VideoDuffelBag
    @VideoDuffelBag 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't let DSP keep you from watching a genuinely funny and legitimately good comedy that is worth checking out.

  • @fatesfrozenflame
    @fatesfrozenflame 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’d rather he show this contract than just say it to us. I’m extremely skeptical of this since it lines up with his agenda perfectly so he can do this seethe and cope segment also he needs to stop gatekeeping what a “real gamer” is because DSP is the prime example of all the negative connotations surrounding people who plays games. Hermits that are disgusting and brash and nobody wants around them.

  • @stormkelleh
    @stormkelleh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    New drinking game. Everytime DSP says “literally” take a shot

    • @AtlustheBookkeeper
      @AtlustheBookkeeper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thats a quick death in minecraft

    • @stormkelleh
      @stormkelleh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AtlustheBookkeeper too right amigo, too right

  • @draco14215
    @draco14215 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good God you can tell just by the way DSP is talking, that this is all jealousy that he’s trying to mask as some other BS. 😂 Cause he would say yes to any of these offers if they came his way.

  • @terrell28374
    @terrell28374 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Super honest about BG3...until the money stopped.

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    One read said contract. 2 why would you review an Alpha version.

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:39 Thank you, Atlus someone else finally says it

  • @c4bb4g3
    @c4bb4g3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good googly goo, how many times is he going to paint himself as the paragon of veracity that is the only one you can believe to be honest??? I swear this dude is going to go through Groundhog Day until the sun explodes.