The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks EVER [ROUND 2]

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  • @bonenintomatensaus
    @bonenintomatensaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4023

    My goodness the voice-over parts make me feel like I'm watching a video produced by a multi million mass media megacorp

    • @jacobguthrie6231
      @jacobguthrie6231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He probably took that as a compliment.

    • @MrTruth111
      @MrTruth111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yes! next week we show you how jelly beans are made

    • @nightiswhentheyellowmoonri1114
      @nightiswhentheyellowmoonri1114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MrTruth111 very nice. He does have a How it's Made voice xD

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did they take it off...I hear no narration ..

    • @ozzao12
      @ozzao12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      **Laughs in WatchMojo**

  • @noahluke3152
    @noahluke3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4232

    Legend has it hes still complaining about the chairs.

    • @Woodeh
      @Woodeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That guy: these chairs bad
      The audience: slaps knee and laughs uncontrollably

    • @thesupernaturals1070
      @thesupernaturals1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Woodeh Bill burr is so fckn overrated

    • @Woodeh
      @Woodeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@thesupernaturals1070 yeah he's really not funny

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thesupernaturals1070 everyone has different taste.

    • @kimberlymariee9743
      @kimberlymariee9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thesupernaturals1070 so is fucking Norton.

  • @peterg.1075
    @peterg.1075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3636

    The "belief is insecurity" bit was savage af

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      tbh i kinda had to go back to it, and caught the "and you believe that"

    • @PrinceGebauer
      @PrinceGebauer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      But belief in religion is, in fact, insecurity - and as a believer of religion, I'm insecure and that's why I rely on God to keep me always healthy and strong mentally and physically so that I can help my parents and other people.

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@PrinceGebauer you missed the joke?

    • @PrinceGebauer
      @PrinceGebauer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JanizMakudomaru what I mean is it isn't savage at all. The guy on the stage was saying the truth, belief is insicurity.

    • @PRINCESS2527
      @PRINCESS2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Prince Gebauer exactly including his 😑 duh that was the whole point of him asking he was calling them out

  • @OurFantasyLife
    @OurFantasyLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    “What kind of chair would you prefer?”
    “Comfortable!”

  • @notaseal7864
    @notaseal7864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3728

    I love how they offered Bill a new chair and he refused it

    • @SpookeyClown
      @SpookeyClown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I love the reason Bill refused it.

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Him bitching about the chair was making the whole room laugh. Why get rid of the best muse for material?

    • @devdasrai
      @devdasrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I wish he would have just taken it and stfu about the chair. It wasn’t even funny.

    • @aimeemay6019
      @aimeemay6019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      we stan bill burr

    • @DJ_Penguin
      @DJ_Penguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thats comedy, when something is funny you gotta stay in the bit.

  • @codykeane6107
    @codykeane6107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3317

    Interviewer: "your Nigerian and Norwegian do you look at yourself as a role model for Norwegians"
    "I do and I think Norway as a nation looks at me to shape it's policies"
    "You are young.."
    "I'm 72"
    ".. Cambridge educated and black and British, that's very rare"
    "Yes it's a hell of a medical form"
    "Other black people.."
    "Yes there are other black people"
    "thank you Richard for coming"
    "don't thank me I did nothing for you" 😂😂 this guy is fucking great have no idea what he does but roasting interviewers is his real passion

    • @Auroramcfarmland
      @Auroramcfarmland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Richard Ayoade is his name- he's one of the leads on The IT Crowd, it's on Netflix and Amazon Prime

    • @pes6628
      @pes6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Whose Nigerian and Norwegian?

    • @ariasmith3861
      @ariasmith3861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      exactly

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      he’s a comedian in the uk he’s in the it crowd (as someone above me already said) and a bunch of panel shows which i highly recommend

    • @robertnestamarley8061
      @robertnestamarley8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He’s a UK talent, his type of comedy is generally targeted towards a higher intelligence form

  • @tryingmybest206
    @tryingmybest206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12154

    you're not watchmojo. and that's a good thing. Stop the voice-overs

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Am I insane..I hear no voice overs....

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      @@antayafairless9028 well I guess you are

    • @glow3116
      @glow3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Antaya Fairless I think they mean the intro

    • @jordanrivera8675
      @jordanrivera8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i think this comment is retarded asf youtube is a multi platform for all types of creators u should kno they would b similar 😐

    • @sweatyman1234
      @sweatyman1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jordanrivera8675 listen to the intro of both channels

  • @ChefMikePapaOso
    @ChefMikePapaOso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "Don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you." Was the politest way I've ever heard anyone say, "Fuck off". Richard is a legend.

    • @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2
      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was painful to watch. I wonder how much context was lost in the edit…

  • @vivakatrob13
    @vivakatrob13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    “Well please don’t ever touch me again.” 😂😩

    • @JohnDoe-wb6vl
      @JohnDoe-wb6vl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That group of reporters is from a local station where I live and he's still just as sassy

    • @OhMy05
      @OhMy05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JohnDoe-wb6vl men shouldn't be sassy lol

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JohnDoe-wb6vl you mean Sissy and not sassy. Sassy is for a woman to be, and if a man does so than he is straight up gay. Point blank.

    • @oofowie8882
      @oofowie8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@jeanlubin5864 sorry that your uncle touched you

    • @Lunamoonx.x
      @Lunamoonx.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Jean Lubin there is something wrong if you think that😂

  • @tylerwiggans7228
    @tylerwiggans7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    I feel so bad for the kid, he was just asking if he liked his home town😂

    • @idhal6656
      @idhal6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I know, poor kid 😂

    • @009Daft600
      @009Daft600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yeah, the response wasn‘t too eloquent

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ikr. your mom jokes? *huge eyeroll*

    • @chemsomnia
      @chemsomnia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I would love to be roasted by Brian Cranston.

    • @MauroCamoranesi16
      @MauroCamoranesi16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Poor kid, should have kicked his ass

  • @miss_mile
    @miss_mile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "Do you believe that?" "Yes." "Thank you."

  • @kamani_lastname8883
    @kamani_lastname8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    “Don’t thank me, I’ve done nothing for you.”

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9123

    Get rid of the narration, just show the videos.

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Yep. Im always like...ugh they have narration.

    • @JessFredericks-om5ee
      @JessFredericks-om5ee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bellmeisterful absolutely!

    • @tunakanski
      @tunakanski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eric Vannoy is like that too but I think they have to have commendation because of some copyright rules.

    • @prz88
      @prz88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Finally somebody said it!!

    • @passiveaggressive1693
      @passiveaggressive1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You could also fast forward, it’s not that hard.

  • @vick2012ish
    @vick2012ish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    The guy who reversed the interview in revenge for Tarantino is amazing!

    • @turbulentbeauty
      @turbulentbeauty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Richard Ayode :)

    • @priyansh1210
      @priyansh1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i don't get it

    • @seinfeld4077
      @seinfeld4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@turbulentbeauty moss....

    • @gwapoo
      @gwapoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      the interviewer deserves to get roasted. he is a bigoted racist liberal leftist who did nothing but pushing propagandas of the left

    • @FloraWest
      @FloraWest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you haven't found more clips of him on TH-cam, do. He's one of the funniest people out there.

  • @nostalgicuniverse9747
    @nostalgicuniverse9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4552

    We don’t need the commentary chief.

    • @dylanharris3100
      @dylanharris3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah I know. Just play the clips

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dylanharris3100 copyrights will destroy him if he doesn't comment

    • @wes__c
      @wes__c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nostalgic Universe and that’s why all of the dislikes of his dumbass commentary

    • @Kelthor85
      @Kelthor85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 Wasn't the case in 2017.

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like it. Have a problem with that? Assuming shit.

  • @edwinnepierre4260
    @edwinnepierre4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3434

    "Yes, every shade of your mum's lipstick"

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Love that comeback. So awesome.

    • @r.f.ravari374
      @r.f.ravari374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Yeah, especially since it took him a week writing both the question and the "comeback" by himself

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@r.f.ravari374
      Don't care about that. All I care about is I've got an awesome comeback when the time arises.

    • @milesalton270
      @milesalton270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 you think he just came up with that on the fly? You've been click baited buddy.

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@milesalton270
      I just said that I love the comeback. I never once in my comment said that I thought he came up with it in any amount of time or that the comedian himself thought of it. Odds are he heard from someone else.

  • @jerrylove4844
    @jerrylove4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    Wow that’s sports guy going off on that chick for reading his line was a brutal over reaction!.🤣😂🤣

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      He was an over the top A-hole

    • @kayhollings1777
      @kayhollings1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Yeah, a bit too much ego hey, dude, you're a sportsreader ffs. Also too much of a pussy to take on the producer!

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Kay Collins
      Did she intentionally took the line? I dont think so. Those people just read the script.
      Honestly a Space Jam movie is not that important to make her doubt about the line being hers.

    • @kayhollings1777
      @kayhollings1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@marcopena7638 no, the guys just being a dick. It wasn't his line, she says the producer wrote it for her.

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kay Collins
      What did I say then?

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I've never seen someone so pissed off, like the news caster was over the space jam incident.

    • @nikkinicole5435
      @nikkinicole5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Fkn psycho

    • @bilcarter
      @bilcarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      That guy was an asshole.

    • @MrSartorius1
      @MrSartorius1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ya i wasnt sure if he was joking or not, ridiculous if he was serious

    • @OhMy05
      @OhMy05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You've never seen someone mad before? He didn't even yell you soft sissy. Men in 2020. Smh 😂

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@OhMy05
      Go back watch ot again, look at the shit he is throwing in her face. You don't have to start a BLM movement and take down statutes to show you're mad. Wtf cuh.

  • @firstnamelastname061
    @firstnamelastname061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    Stop with the voice overs. I came here to laugh not to be tortured.

    • @agentbobcat1866
      @agentbobcat1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir you are gru

    • @JaykansherGG
      @JaykansherGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You hypocrite... take down that photo then.

    • @averageinternettroll
      @averageinternettroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JaykansherGG now thats a Lotta damage

    • @bradleymitchell3808
      @bradleymitchell3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop crying, it’s free. Look them up individually if you’re going to whine.

    • @johnnybravo437
      @johnnybravo437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's harsh. Dude is making compilations for you. If you don't like, don't watch.

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Date someone who laughs at your jokes as hard as Neil Degrasse Tyson laughs at his own jokes

    • @taylorraeboylan
      @taylorraeboylan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s great !!!!!

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taylorraeboylan haha thanks Taylor 😁🙏

    • @KamiJosh2OfAKind
      @KamiJosh2OfAKind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TonyHavenMusic virgin

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the only person I enjoy watching, who is full of himself, and listening to who loves to hear himself talk.

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KamiJosh2OfAKind sure you'll find someone 🙏 thanks for sharing

  • @brunomassey
    @brunomassey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Interviewer: "You are a young, Cambridge educated, black, British and that's kind of a rare substance."
    Guest: "Yes, it's a hell of a medical form."

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *It's an obvious birth defect, where the "odd side" in Ayoade, doesn't know when to get serious or just STFU!!!*

    • @tolerable7286
      @tolerable7286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruno Massey-SIlk He will always be Maurice Moss in my eyes.

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Excuse me? "Guest"?!?!
      Yeah that was pretty funny tbh, I liked that quote and I'm saving it :>

    • @benicus18
      @benicus18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guest... ffs he’s a famous and hilarious British actor!

    • @em-jaytaylor6743
      @em-jaytaylor6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I liked his “I did nothing absolutely nothing for you”

  • @agoogleuser8219
    @agoogleuser8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Man if I had Scotty Pippen and Dennis Rodman, I'd have won some too." LOL.

    • @smileishousin
      @smileishousin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So very true

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol Charles is full of it. He had Dan Majerle, Kevin Johnson, Danny Ainge, and a bunch of other great players in that 93 suns team who got beaten by Chicago (without Rodman).
      And he had Hakeem Ollajuwon, Clyde Drexler, and he did have Scottie Pippen too with the Houston Rockets in the end. lol

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The SN Rodman was past his prime too in Chicago, So?
      Plus Charles couldn't win even when Jordan retired, Olajuwon outplayed him. Charles was good, but no way near MJ

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The SN you do know he was 35-37 by that time

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The SN Rodman wasn't washed up. Except his offense which sucked and he was like Ben Wallace providing only garbage points, however even tho he was great the first 2 regular seasons and half of the 3rd one, in the playoffs he was great only in 96. in the 97 playoffs he was terrible. In the 98 ones he was meh.

  • @mpjstuff
    @mpjstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The best comeback was; "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." Some of the others, while funny, weren't really come-backs.

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah man, if you don't respect Richard Prior's perfect timing with his comeback

    • @michaelangelocostello2599
      @michaelangelocostello2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burt Reynolds one

  • @SirChronDonIII
    @SirChronDonIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "You said that all belief is a coverup for insecurity"
    "Yes"
    "Do you believe that?"
    "Yes"
    "Thank you"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikitasmith6333
      @nikitasmith6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤨

    • @californiaprofile
      @californiaprofile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@californiaprofile he implied that the guy accusing religious people of insecurity was in fact himself insecure

    • @MarcTale
      @MarcTale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@californiaprofile "Believe" is not 100% sure (that's why you believe in something). He told the guy he was not 100% sure when he admitted he basically "only believed" it.

    • @igniohealingbringeroftruth9254
      @igniohealingbringeroftruth9254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahah

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "The only witness I enjoy being is a hostile one, that's why I intend to answer every question with a question"
    -Ron Swanson

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    Oh my god, "every shade of your mom's lipstick" was so masterful and vicious it's like an assassin's blade splitting a victim's throat before the victim even realized he's been killed so then he just crumples down in a heap on the ground in a state of confused death.

    • @TheAnderson0701
      @TheAnderson0701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NinjaMatul Not really, I've heard a joke that's pretty much the same as that multiple times already. Whoever tweeted that basically set it up for him too.

    • @kevwegloria2628
      @kevwegloria2628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NinjaMatul 👏👏👏👏

    • @Venator77
      @Venator77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omae wo mou shinderu

    • @lennyverita2384
      @lennyverita2384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And where do you keep your oscar?

    • @LSPD1909
      @LSPD1909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NinjaMatul my lord I thought the same thing.

  • @ayanleyusuf351
    @ayanleyusuf351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    You have a rap name?
    Neil deGrasse: MC^2
    Einstein: Who decided that ?

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doc Einz Zwei Drei, that's who

    • @stevenuniverse1388
      @stevenuniverse1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree it was shit joke - guy is intelligent- so he used that - he’s black - so unfortunately he used that.
      It was corny as fuck and not funny at all

    • @angelmiranda8615
      @angelmiranda8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Steven Universe You mad bro

    • @AstroMan2305
      @AstroMan2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NewPaulActs17 Echo the book?

    • @iambigmanbeats
      @iambigmanbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Universe what does him being black have to do with anything.

  • @johnnyrr2643
    @johnnyrr2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you" how beautiful

  • @charlesfisher3983
    @charlesfisher3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Do you believe that?” Lol what a great set up

  • @HyphyJuice916
    @HyphyJuice916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Feel like there's more going on between the reporters at 4:45 than just "she stole my lines." That was beyond awkward.

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He should hv gotten fired for that. It was nasty and unnecessary

  • @orbazel
    @orbazel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    You stated that all belief is a cover-up for insecurity......do you believe that?'
    'Yes'
    'Ok, thanks'
    😂😂😂😂 that was awesome!!!

    • @rryumi
      @rryumi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Quantum Grizzly Was.... was that George Lucas?

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Hahaha completely destroyed his logic with one question 😂😂😂

    • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures
      @SplashyandDuckiesadventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quantum Grizzly how was that awesome? He just agreed that that’s what he said. Funny most people do that now and get crapped on. Or unless it was badass that he admitted it and didn’t care? Then I get what you mean

    • @auluadenbartolli6755
      @auluadenbartolli6755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      No Lemmy, they basically got their own words turned around on them. "If you believe, you're insecure.. I believe that", meaning they're insecure.

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Because the statement was "ALL belief is a cover-up for insecurity." So by saying that he "believes" that, he is saying he is insecure.

  • @paulmckee4168
    @paulmckee4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Richard Ayoade interview is pure gold

  • @ismt9390
    @ismt9390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "don't thank me, i've done nothing for you" mike drop

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Holy shit that sports anchor must have lots of pent up aggression.

    • @auluadenbartolli6755
      @auluadenbartolli6755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He really loves Space Jam.

    • @hinduhillbilly
      @hinduhillbilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      FrshChees91 Dude probably had an aneurysm on the commute home that night.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I mean, he didn't really get wronged, at least not by her, so much as some producer happened to put that line in her script, perhaps even on accident.

    • @wickedleeloopy2115
      @wickedleeloopy2115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      5:20. When attempting revenge that just makes him look like a douche bag 😂😂😂

    • @CanineArachnid
      @CanineArachnid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      he's uptight and sensitive, if he wanted to he could have made a joke about it and laughed it off like a comedian. but instead he went on a rant.

  • @casanova3039
    @casanova3039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    '' Don't thank me...i've done nothing for you '' hahahahaha

  • @bluwng
    @bluwng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    The Deepak one was beautifully setup, deep, quick and destructive.

    • @lwilly1212
      @lwilly1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s what she said

    • @stephenlackey5852
      @stephenlackey5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The guy on the stage next to him just busted out

    • @fadlanfadilah1171
      @fadlanfadilah1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Steven Daniels you don't get it ,,, by saying he belief his statement that "belief is insecurity" means he is insecure by his statement, which is stupid to do when you are a speaker because what he say in stage will not have a value because its coming from a person who insecure about his own statement.

    • @cal5750
      @cal5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @mo-money mo-food Pretty sure the guy understood the comment but was just making a joke pointing out the irony in the way Deepak said it. Not everyone is an idiot lol

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Steven Daniels It's disingenuous for you to pretend he wasn't saying that to put down religious people. He could've just said everyone has insecurities, but instead he chose to target people of faith.

      And it was a perfect example of people accusing others of their own faults, ironically his insecurities is what led to him putting other people down

  • @iqbalmiah4689
    @iqbalmiah4689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "All belief is a cover up for insecurity. Do you believe that ?"....*yes*..... thank you. 😂🤣😭😂

  • @Sieist23Jahrealt
    @Sieist23Jahrealt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    “If I had Dennis Rodman and Scotty pippin I woulda won too” Lmao

    • @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat
      @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just farted

    • @charlestolbert1111
      @charlestolbert1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sieist23Jahrealt they need to put Charles in 2k

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Patches O'houlihan* It smells so bad wtf man

    • @gurujr
      @gurujr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barkley played with Pippen in Houston. Still wasn't enough.

    • @TTFMjock
      @TTFMjock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gurujr They were both old af, leave it alone

  • @davisnicholas9123
    @davisnicholas9123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    "Every shade of your mother's lipstick"😂

    • @spongeybobble12
      @spongeybobble12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Davis Nicholas q

    • @zidaanhayat4286
      @zidaanhayat4286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're all going to hell but I don't give a damn cuz that was fucking hilarious

    • @MB-nt2gg
      @MB-nt2gg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zidaan Hayat ummm....what?

    • @GekoHayate
      @GekoHayate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does he not bathe?

    • @zidaanhayat4286
      @zidaanhayat4286 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      O yes, we are. :D

  • @lofiwackpainting7439
    @lofiwackpainting7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    “you’re not watchmojo. and that’s a good thing. Stop the voice-overs”
    -goodfilmful 2020

    • @yjiokhi4479
      @yjiokhi4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this goodfilmful's alt account lmao?

  • @martinrios6120
    @martinrios6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    11:34 The face of that guy thinking he nailed that wife joke, unaware of what's coming. The stone cold stare of Burt Reynolds is priceless too

    • @Plymouth_Belvedere
      @Plymouth_Belvedere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Making divorce jokes to someone like burt Reynolds who's recently divorced is bad enough, but doing it to Burt Reynolds specifically is signing your own death warrant.
      Pretty sure he wouldve destroyed everyone if the camera wasnt on.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I swear I have never seen MarK summers be an asshole....lol. but, his squeaky clean bs always seemed suspect....

    • @alexanderbrambila8274
      @alexanderbrambila8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tanisha.r.thomas it feels like burt was in a mood to fight and mark was trying to enjoy his moment in the spotlight and got annoyed with burt being a party pooper.

  • @RealSupaHotFireVEVO
    @RealSupaHotFireVEVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    The guy with red shirt literally destroyed him on the belief one. 😂😂

    • @carlbruschnigjr1757
      @carlbruschnigjr1757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The bishop got the joke right away. Deepak, he took a while to figure it out.

    • @bwzes03
      @bwzes03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@carlbruschnigjr1757 legend has it, he still doesn't get it....
      Deepak, one of the most overrated, full of himself, semi-intellectuals out there.

    • @timdoherty101
      @timdoherty101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bwzes03 *pseudo-intellectuals.

    • @SSVplus
      @SSVplus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Figuratively, not literally.

    • @Visitor1234
      @Visitor1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah... "Believing" in a higher existence and "believing" like thinking /having an opinion in general are two very different things, I think... or maybe I believe

  • @davidberko9379
    @davidberko9379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    4:22 - man that news reporter overreacted majorly, acting like she soiled his families honor

    • @grays-ye4zi
      @grays-ye4zi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Caleb exactly what I thought I commented saying he is a pansy

    • @smggam3r906
      @smggam3r906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I more weirded out by the (Please don't ever touch me again) jeez guy chill prob the only time a girl going to touch your hair xD

    • @conandude76
      @conandude76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      When someone you completely hate touches you, you tend to over react to ensure they never do it again.

    • @k0sta93
      @k0sta93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      she probably annoyed him for a while

    • @fluidxd5476
      @fluidxd5476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kaz that's not the clip thr comment was about

  • @fr812
    @fr812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you... LOL Richard Ayoade is so hilarious.

  • @devinberry4429
    @devinberry4429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    That red shirt guy is a legend. He's my new santa claus.

    • @dani_i8942
      @dani_i8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It didn't even make sense...

    • @P.M.P.181
      @P.M.P.181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dani_i8942 all belief is a coverup for insecurity. If you belive that then you're insecure about belief being a cover up for insecurity. Or so i believe 🤔🙄😂

    • @cadsie8421
      @cadsie8421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dani_i8942 correctiob: it didn't even make sense...to you

  • @macmusic08
    @macmusic08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5672

    Great compilation...hilarious clips. But it would be better without the narration. It's boring and adds nothing of value. We don't need you to "set-up" each clip for us. We can figure out what's happening all by ourselves.

    • @matthewterry9413
      @matthewterry9413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      macmusic08 my thoughts exactly

    • @haiderr77
      @haiderr77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't hear anybody narrating anything?

    • @macmusic08
      @macmusic08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      ProfessorSuccesor Then you might want to get your hearing checked. Just saying. Lol.

    • @matthewterry9413
      @matthewterry9413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ProfessorSuccesor it begins at the 0:26 second mark

    • @blyndrotor
      @blyndrotor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      How else do you think he is going to pad it out to over ten minutes to get advertisement revenue.

  • @ItsDeebs
    @ItsDeebs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    That Burt Reynolds and Marc Summers part was classic. Started getting a little to personal. I like how Marc didn't hold back even though Burt could easily beat the crap out of him.

    • @ger5565
      @ger5565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Burt was so cringy in that. I was embarrassed for him. And he used all his strength in that pie slam. Just a complete man child.

    • @jackiethompson9677
      @jackiethompson9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark summers had been listening to screaming kids for 15 or more years at that point I promise you he was absolutely blasted on multiple substances ....blasted

    • @RBEmpathy
      @RBEmpathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Burt wasn't messing about.
      He knocked that cup right into that smarmy guy's face.
      Honestly, if you're going to mess with someone, maybe don't have that someone be an action star known for kicking ass lol

    • @KingOdie520
      @KingOdie520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @TH-cam are Snowflakesyou've know Bert Reynolds since 1977? you actually mean to say you have been beating off to Bert Reynolds movies since 1977.

    • @KingOdie520
      @KingOdie520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@RBEmpathy you probably think Steven Seagal is a legit martial artist too.

  • @shadski6118
    @shadski6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Burt Reynolds is legendary for actually agreeing to settle the disagreement with the whipped cream

  • @smokymcpot4946
    @smokymcpot4946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That guy waited his whole life to announce they are making another space jam

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Burt Reynolds tried to end that mans life with the pie throw. Really followed through

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fisty McKnuckleson yeah dude stumbled back probably half dazed and seeing stars for a second d

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's always been a hot head asshole.

    • @chrisvoiceactingvoiceover1431
      @chrisvoiceactingvoiceover1431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chuck Taylor Feel the need to write the same comment twice? Bit of a grudge against Burt?

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deff threw a punch with that lol

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he originally tried to hold the guys suit and thought nah let the guy throw his pie. Then he steps off first and gets a head start. Paybacks a b*tch. The little dude wt. the big mouth shudnt have talked smack about Berts previous marriage or his drinking.

  • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
    @SuperSaiyanGuyver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Marc Somers and Burt Reynolds is GOLD. Verbal sparring, drinks thrown on people, physical violence doesn't happen instead we go for pie-in-the-face gag. It's perfect I love it.

  • @johnmaddox5789
    @johnmaddox5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You can tell Neil's wasn't off the cuff mans was waiting his whole life to use that one

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    The kid asking about Albuquerque could have turned it around so fast if he had yelled, "DAD?" in an emotional voice.

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right, funny. And I thought the guy was going to end it with "..., son".

    • @jul9cuz
      @jul9cuz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes as good as the "visit your mom" comeback was, an exuberant "Dad I've finally found you!" would have topped it

    • @springboard1994
      @springboard1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jul9cuz Um. No?

    • @randomchannel50
      @randomchannel50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @simonotruba
      @simonotruba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The kid could have said something like: No wonder I am so ugly...

  • @pishwa
    @pishwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    “Hard to be mad at Katherine” doesn’t seem like it, bud

    • @nakitacartwright3020
      @nakitacartwright3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Like what was his problem who cares she was doing her job

    • @axelexplode
      @axelexplode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nakitacartwright3020 I think it might be a last straw situation.

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@axelexplode take it up with the producer he is scared of

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Richard Ayoade is simply brilliant, gotta love him.

  • @jazzyjeffshirl
    @jazzyjeffshirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All belief is a cover up for insecurity - yeah that right there. The walk off - priceless

  • @adammada511
    @adammada511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    9:48 Sarcasm level over 9000, that's perhaps the most potent sarcasm I've seen.

    • @GabbasaurusRex
      @GabbasaurusRex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He's majestic. "Don't thank me, I've done absolutely nothing for you."

    • @omeraamirshah6
      @omeraamirshah6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant believe that idiot journalist still have a job .

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    10:20 _"It's a hell of a medical form"_
    👌Spot on 😂😂😂

  • @CompelledUsername
    @CompelledUsername 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That old sportscaster had a breakdown on live television.

    • @joshhendra8692
      @joshhendra8692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaun Gangel haha! Yes

    • @KEENDARLING
      @KEENDARLING 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaun Gangel right...? Like it’s not that serious
      Hope his mom spoke to him about that😆😩😆

    • @asperganoid
      @asperganoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Major break down man

  • @valerieee1469
    @valerieee1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The guy with the Tesla watch man, his outfit looked like he stole it from a hostel

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Man! That British black guy was savage! And so intelectual! I'm a fan now. "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLL

    • @holsg4363
      @holsg4363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Richard Ayoade. Your welcome lol the guy is a frigging legend.

    • @roseandstem8054
      @roseandstem8054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's amazing!

    • @Bangtanlicious-ev3sn
      @Bangtanlicious-ev3sn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what is the name of the guy who interviewed him? I've seen him interview a few people, and from what I can tell he's pretty disliked bc of his questions.

    • @holsg4363
      @holsg4363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Hes a journalist.

    • @Ramza1987
      @Ramza1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Warren, apart from being incredibly stupid. Do you have a passion for commenting stupid things without getting the proper context?

  • @LEO-rx9ox
    @LEO-rx9ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “For real you got a rap name?”
    “Yeah MC squared” lmao

  • @user-cr3od1mf1v
    @user-cr3od1mf1v 7 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    dont speak during your vids it ruins them

  • @NourDette
    @NourDette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Guess: "They said that all beliefs is cover up for insecurities. You believe that?"
    Deepak: "Yes!"

  • @sunsoar1822
    @sunsoar1822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man A: Now you stated before, that, all belief is a cover up for insecurity. Right?
    Man B: Mmhmm
    Man A: Do you believe that?
    Man B: Yes.
    Man A: Thank you.
    Crowd: Laughing its fucking ass off.
    Man B: Speechless

    • @UnknownSwordsman
      @UnknownSwordsman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SUNSOAR That one was epic. Dude in red walked off like a boss afterward.

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah aye, words can't do it justice

  • @montel111
    @montel111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    MC Squared is so stupid that I am still laughing about it! rofl lmao

    • @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat
      @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just farted

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It just screams "dad joke" all the way. It's still funny though.

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's so flat that it's funny

    • @Andreseme23
      @Andreseme23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like your mom lol
      She is funny too

    • @hangfried9429
      @hangfried9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The way he cracked himself up was even funnier.

  • @connorcoxmusic5942
    @connorcoxmusic5942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Mark Sommers was about one passive aggressive comeback from getting beatdown by Reynolds.

    • @drdvs69
      @drdvs69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm not so sure that was all planned out , Burt looked really pissed and swung that pie from downtown!

  • @Jay_R8
    @Jay_R8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    7:44 hes freaking awesome. And I like the one person in the crowd who laughed before the punchline cuz they knew what was coming 😂😂

  • @SR388LovesYou
    @SR388LovesYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Dear Motley TV: Your voiceovers don't add anything except about 6 minutes of dead time.

    • @ak74udieby
      @ak74udieby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SR388LovesYou lol 6 minutes thats a good one

    • @sammymerzel5765
      @sammymerzel5765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dear Sr388LovesYou: you don't have a single video with more than 9,000 views.

    • @user-yn3xm3vy2u
      @user-yn3xm3vy2u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sammy Merzel and you don’t have a single video

    • @sammymerzel5765
      @sammymerzel5765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-yn3xm3vy2u There's a reason for that. I don't make videos because I KNOW they're going to be absolutely terrible. It's a shame that you didn't think about that before posting your "content"

    • @user-yn3xm3vy2u
      @user-yn3xm3vy2u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sammymerzel5765 chill man, i just make videos for fun,i dont realiy take it seriously, even if i know its terreble... but i think some of the are good :)

  • @scooterss2112
    @scooterss2112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Just roll the clips......

  • @tluangapachuau
    @tluangapachuau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    the interviewer at 9:41 always tend to cross the line with everyone..i saw this one time where he interviewed robert downey jr and talked about his drug use in the past which made rdj very uncomfortable and he left

    • @WuwuandNillump
      @WuwuandNillump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lyon Tluanga also with the quintin interview.

    • @wall-e7179
      @wall-e7179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@supernova44 He's Channel 4. Just as bad but in a different way.

    • @limbuabhi2790
      @limbuabhi2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's ok @Lyon tluanga.
      Take it easy bcoz he is Indian.You will be feeling,It's nothing after u watch Indian News Reporter.It's comfortable to watch coz most of it in english . M sure,You will consider Mr.krishnan murthy is the most sansible,creative & well mannered journalist

    • @thebanjo7023
      @thebanjo7023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He didn't cross the line. They are briefed on what's going to happen it's just that in the UK we have something called journalism where in the US you just get adverts for films

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thebanjo7023 no they are NOT always briefed of every single thing ..he absolutely did cross a line and another time Robert Downey Jr had him ask about his drug use when RDJ was NOT briefed and he left. This guy is known for being racist as well

  • @Noamalmoggg
    @Noamalmoggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    bill burr is so fucking awesome, see how he makes fun of the interview without making anyone feel bad, when they are trying to find him a "solution" he reacts in a funny way denying the other chair and trying to find a "good point" about that chair to keep the entire atmosphere sane after it broke with the "solution chair" what a great comdeian

  • @myweirdexperience9277
    @myweirdexperience9277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Every shade of your moms lipstick" OH DAMN.

  • @jamesconkey1480
    @jamesconkey1480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Mark my words... They will, one day, find a refrigerator full of human heads in Quentin Tarantino's garage.

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or human feet.

    • @greetu4116
      @greetu4116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mordirit8727 that's not how it goes

    • @DanKoning777
      @DanKoning777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      James....is he looking for a brain to use? Hope the one he decides to use has morals/values.

    • @altanaeliza
      @altanaeliza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish it was a joke

    • @NebMunb
      @NebMunb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or feet

  • @helanag6008
    @helanag6008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    4:48 "I stay in my lane" lmao why is he so offended?? 😂😂😂

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Exactly Helana Gilstrap, he surely must know how a newsroom works. Someone puts the written sheets in front of the newsreader, and she reads it. Why was he mad at her?

    • @athhar3643
      @athhar3643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And then he goes off like the emperor in new clothes, thinking he's taking charge but instead just making a fool of himself.

    • @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour
      @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I thought so too.

    • @charliestepson90
      @charliestepson90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Looked like sarcasm to me.

    • @helanag6008
      @helanag6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bg X111 lmao what

  • @miken8778
    @miken8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The blue screen of death was by far the most appropriate.

  • @djbutler9747
    @djbutler9747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    The guy that got butthurt over the news lady saying Lebrun would star in Space Jam 🙄🙄

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      DJ Butler what a douchebag

    • @MrDavo511
      @MrDavo511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He was joking lol

    • @jeffrey4531
      @jeffrey4531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      She probably does it a lot. It can be frustrating when someone constantly steals your opening line.

    • @josueoropeza5357
      @josueoropeza5357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DJ Butler who tf is lebrun

    • @kingmobile5451
      @kingmobile5451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DJ Butler LeBron

  • @EnderiumRace
    @EnderiumRace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    the good old days where people didn't care so much about what they said on tv

    • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
      @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael wtf. Most of these are verrrry recent.

    • @craystuff9390
      @craystuff9390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      r/lewronggeneration

    • @kriiptyt7313
      @kriiptyt7313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh one of those was only 3 years ago...

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude. During my mother's childhood, some people would call the station and complain, if someone simply made a slip of the tongue, or their tie was crooked or something, lol. For that reason, if someone made a mistake, they were more likely to seem horrified and apologize than simply laugh about it. There have always been anal people around. Only the things they're anal ABOUT and how much power is (for some reason) given TO these people has changed.

    • @adamage1766
      @adamage1766 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good old days? How old are you?

  • @ronaldwilliams9600
    @ronaldwilliams9600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you can make comedy from nothing but a chair then you have my total respect as a comedian. It had me laughing out loud.

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how bill gates was so nervous looking when they were doing the win98 demo, looks like he knew exactly what would happen

  • @TheB0sss
    @TheB0sss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "than you for coming"
    "Oh don't thank me, I've done nothing for you"

  • @alexh8613
    @alexh8613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Jennifer Lawrence: Where do you keep your Oscar
    Chris Pratt comeback: Right next to yours. You know, on Harvey Weinstein's night stand

    • @OnMePro2000
      @OnMePro2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex H 😂

    • @OnMePro2000
      @OnMePro2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That stings!!!

    • @JasonWindsor88
      @JasonWindsor88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, dude.....

    • @nstice1
      @nstice1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boom

    • @KravMagoo
      @KravMagoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "It's right on the bookshelf...next to my Fappening DVD."

  • @actuallyjewish9305
    @actuallyjewish9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Did you seriously just call Ozzy Osbourne "this guy”

    • @kwikwi3005
      @kwikwi3005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Beets, bears, battlestar galactica

    • @hulmad
      @hulmad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kwikwi3005 identify theft is not a joke Jim!

    • @Andreseme23
      @Andreseme23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dwight yeah, at least should had called him “this wasted guy”... the nerve of some people..,

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwikwi3005 wrong order

    • @cameronoliveira8634
      @cameronoliveira8634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dwight Schrute “bear me Jim”

  • @samprimera5545
    @samprimera5545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow the two minute tirade about "you read my line.You've stayed at my mom's and you're gonna respect me on the air?"
    Over the top.

  • @Amanyit
    @Amanyit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    7:05 Kumail with a savage comeback

    • @emigrant1510
      @emigrant1510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another reason to love Kumail Nanjiani

    • @Crnnor
      @Crnnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amanjit Singh iiii

    • @BananananVRGT
      @BananananVRGT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amanjit Singh

    • @animerlon
      @animerlon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might be the best 'yo momma' comeback.

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really WAS

  • @christopherharlan9845
    @christopherharlan9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "If I'd a had Dennis Rodman and Scotty Pippen.." damn, hittin the champ 😂😂👌

    • @jerichowon1069
      @jerichowon1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Once again, Jordan needs to prove what a world class piece of shit he is.

    • @MusicTennis
      @MusicTennis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheap shot by Jordan but Barkley trashed his own team with the reply.

    • @reggieweiner2919
      @reggieweiner2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean Barkley had pippin the next season after Jordan won his sixth championship with him, and instead of Rodman, he had olajuwon too but he didn't do shit with them 🤷‍♂️

    • @EannaButler
      @EannaButler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best line in this vid tho. Sir Charles FTW!

    • @jhayc7285
      @jhayc7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reggieweiner2919 prime Hakeem nah bulss has no chance in 94'95'

  • @rectixio2454
    @rectixio2454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Every shade of your mom's lipstick."
    GODDAMN!

  • @a.walters123
    @a.walters123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Every shade of your moms lipstick” ☠️🤣🤭

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That K-RON Sportscaster threw such a hissy fit over a line. "I was suppose to introduce Space Jam"...😫😩
    "Ima tell my mommy not to be friends with you anymore"!! 😥😥

  • @104thMaverick
    @104thMaverick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    07:42 Give this man the internet!

    • @fifimsp
      @fifimsp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right. Just showed Deepak what bullshit he really is.

    • @GoodVibes-mr5ik
      @GoodVibes-mr5ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "the internet"...right

  • @laurenp6992
    @laurenp6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how Neil Degrasse Tyson cracked himself up with his own joke 😂 Same, Neil

  • @cmser
    @cmser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Burt hit that man so hard he flinched when Burt took his towel from his own neck. For real. Reynolds wound that smack up a for a full sec and half. Damn.

  • @dreray4077
    @dreray4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "How do you know hes jewish?...I looked at him" lolololol

  • @MrChin-be5lh
    @MrChin-be5lh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    You don’t mess with Richard Ayoade

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr.Chin what was his problem?

    • @Nostromo_TK
      @Nostromo_TK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Felicia Kelley It was payback for the Tarantino interview because he kept pressing him instead of covering his movie like he was supposed to.

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Roth Oh

    • @Nostromo_TK
      @Nostromo_TK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Felicia Kelley Yeh. So I think he was just making if difficult as a sort of revenge by proxy.

    • @ORagnar
      @ORagnar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That interviewer goes places that get people angry. Robert Downey Jr. got up and left in the middle of one of his interviews, because he was asking personal questions about Downey's life during a PR interview for a movie.

  • @peterstans
    @peterstans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Imagine being the set designer of that Bill Burr interview. (The one who chose that chair)

    • @joeSCHMOEwithTheo
      @joeSCHMOEwithTheo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They came back with an (arguably) even worse chair. They deserved every part of that roast.

  • @larryr6084
    @larryr6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bill burr is a master. I'd love to see him live if they ever let us have live shows again.

  • @sanjivinsmoke9154
    @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Well, please don't touch me again."
    Me to everything

    • @Guts20237
      @Guts20237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi there,Sanji.How's your marriage going on?

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Guts20237 I love eating pudding, if you know what I mean

    • @muttdawg509
      @muttdawg509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That you’re huge and can’t get a man?

    • @Ihatefakepeople2017
      @Ihatefakepeople2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sanji vinsmoke 😂 😂

    • @tehutibrim594
      @tehutibrim594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a visual #metoo on a male, one of many but here's where the double standards kome in, men normally don't komplain about advances

  • @tandaaziz
    @tandaaziz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Richard Ayoade is just too quick

  • @rodprops
    @rodprops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    MJ - He never understands what it takes to be a winner
    Barkley - if I Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman, I would've won, too!
    FLAMED MJ!! lol

  • @brandonkelly4709
    @brandonkelly4709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love when people get super mad about getting touched. I don’t care but I can see why people do and it makes for such AWKWARD moments 😂