The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks EVER [ROUND 2]
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- The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson (MC Squared), Jeff Ross, Bill Burr, Richard Pryor and Milton Berle, reporters Jim Ryan and Dick Oliver, Bryan Cranston (mic drop), Eric Andre, Idris Elba, Kumail Nanjani, Deepak Chopra (all belief is a cover up for inscurities), Elon Musk funny response, Bill Gates (blue screen), Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, Jay Leno Discovery Space Shuttle, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Quentin Tarantino, Richard Ayoade, Burt Reynolds Nickelodeon host, Marc Summers 'neatness freak', Charles Barkley vs. Michael Jordan
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My goodness the voice-over parts make me feel like I'm watching a video produced by a multi million mass media megacorp
He probably took that as a compliment.
yes! next week we show you how jelly beans are made
@@MrTruth111 very nice. He does have a How it's Made voice xD
Did they take it off...I hear no narration ..
**Laughs in WatchMojo**
Legend has it hes still complaining about the chairs.
That guy: these chairs bad
The audience: slaps knee and laughs uncontrollably
@@Woodeh Bill burr is so fckn overrated
@@thesupernaturals1070 yeah he's really not funny
@@thesupernaturals1070 everyone has different taste.
@@thesupernaturals1070 so is fucking Norton.
“What kind of chair would you prefer?”
“Comfortable!”
"Don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you." Was the politest way I've ever heard anyone say, "Fuck off". Richard is a legend.
That was painful to watch. I wonder how much context was lost in the edit…
I love how they offered Bill a new chair and he refused it
I love the reason Bill refused it.
Him bitching about the chair was making the whole room laugh. Why get rid of the best muse for material?
I wish he would have just taken it and stfu about the chair. It wasn’t even funny.
we stan bill burr
Thats comedy, when something is funny you gotta stay in the bit.
The "belief is insecurity" bit was savage af
tbh i kinda had to go back to it, and caught the "and you believe that"
But belief in religion is, in fact, insecurity - and as a believer of religion, I'm insecure and that's why I rely on God to keep me always healthy and strong mentally and physically so that I can help my parents and other people.
@@PrinceGebauer you missed the joke?
@@JanizMakudomaru what I mean is it isn't savage at all. The guy on the stage was saying the truth, belief is insicurity.
Prince Gebauer exactly including his 😑 duh that was the whole point of him asking he was calling them out
"Yes, every shade of your mum's lipstick"
Love that comeback. So awesome.
@@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Yeah, especially since it took him a week writing both the question and the "comeback" by himself
@@r.f.ravari374
Don't care about that. All I care about is I've got an awesome comeback when the time arises.
@@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 you think he just came up with that on the fly? You've been click baited buddy.
@@milesalton270
I just said that I love the comeback. I never once in my comment said that I thought he came up with it in any amount of time or that the comedian himself thought of it. Odds are he heard from someone else.
“Don’t thank me, I’ve done nothing for you.”
“Well please don’t ever touch me again.” 😂😩
That group of reporters is from a local station where I live and he's still just as sassy
@@JohnDoe-wb6vl men shouldn't be sassy lol
@@JohnDoe-wb6vl you mean Sissy and not sassy. Sassy is for a woman to be, and if a man does so than he is straight up gay. Point blank.
@@jeanlubin5864 sorry that your uncle touched you
Jean Lubin there is something wrong if you think that😂
Interviewer: "your Nigerian and Norwegian do you look at yourself as a role model for Norwegians"
"I do and I think Norway as a nation looks at me to shape it's policies"
"You are young.."
"I'm 72"
".. Cambridge educated and black and British, that's very rare"
"Yes it's a hell of a medical form"
"Other black people.."
"Yes there are other black people"
"thank you Richard for coming"
"don't thank me I did nothing for you" 😂😂 this guy is fucking great have no idea what he does but roasting interviewers is his real passion
Richard Ayoade is his name- he's one of the leads on The IT Crowd, it's on Netflix and Amazon Prime
Whose Nigerian and Norwegian?
exactly
he’s a comedian in the uk he’s in the it crowd (as someone above me already said) and a bunch of panel shows which i highly recommend
He’s a UK talent, his type of comedy is generally targeted towards a higher intelligence form
Date someone who laughs at your jokes as hard as Neil Degrasse Tyson laughs at his own jokes
That’s great !!!!!
@@taylorraeboylan77 haha thanks Taylor 😁🙏
@@TonyHavenMusic virgin
He's the only person I enjoy watching, who is full of himself, and listening to who loves to hear himself talk.
@@KamiJosh2OfAKind sure you'll find someone 🙏 thanks for sharing
"Man if I had Scotty Pippen and Dennis Rodman, I'd have won some too." LOL.
So very true
Lol Charles is full of it. He had Dan Majerle, Kevin Johnson, Danny Ainge, and a bunch of other great players in that 93 suns team who got beaten by Chicago (without Rodman).
And he had Hakeem Ollajuwon, Clyde Drexler, and he did have Scottie Pippen too with the Houston Rockets in the end. lol
@The SN Rodman was past his prime too in Chicago, So?
Plus Charles couldn't win even when Jordan retired, Olajuwon outplayed him. Charles was good, but no way near MJ
@The SN you do know he was 35-37 by that time
@The SN Rodman wasn't washed up. Except his offense which sucked and he was like Ben Wallace providing only garbage points, however even tho he was great the first 2 regular seasons and half of the 3rd one, in the playoffs he was great only in 96. in the 97 playoffs he was terrible. In the 98 ones he was meh.
I feel so bad for the kid, he was just asking if he liked his home town😂
I know, poor kid 😂
Yeah, the response wasn‘t too eloquent
ikr. your mom jokes? *huge eyeroll*
I would love to be roasted by Brian Cranston.
Poor kid, should have kicked his ass
"Do you believe that?" "Yes." "Thank you."
Mic drop moment.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
LEGEND
That got a good lol.
I totally didn't understand that one
The best comeback was; "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." Some of the others, while funny, weren't really come-backs.
Nah man, if you don't respect Richard Prior's perfect timing with his comeback
Burt Reynolds one
"You said that all belief is a coverup for insecurity"
"Yes"
"Do you believe that?"
"Yes"
"Thank you"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤨
I don't get it
@@californiaprofile he implied that the guy accusing religious people of insecurity was in fact himself insecure
@@californiaprofile "Believe" is not 100% sure (that's why you believe in something). He told the guy he was not 100% sure when he admitted he basically "only believed" it.
Hahahah
Wow that’s sports guy going off on that chick for reading his line was a brutal over reaction!.🤣😂🤣
He was an over the top A-hole
Yeah, a bit too much ego hey, dude, you're a sportsreader ffs. Also too much of a pussy to take on the producer!
Kay Collins
Did she intentionally took the line? I dont think so. Those people just read the script.
Honestly a Space Jam movie is not that important to make her doubt about the line being hers.
@@marcopena7638 no, the guys just being a dick. It wasn't his line, she says the producer wrote it for her.
Kay Collins
What did I say then?
you're not watchmojo. and that's a good thing. Stop the voice-overs
Am I insane..I hear no voice overs....
@@antayafairless9028 well I guess you are
Antaya Fairless I think they mean the intro
i think this comment is retarded asf youtube is a multi platform for all types of creators u should kno they would b similar 😐
@@jordanrivera8675 listen to the intro of both channels
Stop with the voice overs. I came here to laugh not to be tortured.
Sir you are gru
You hypocrite... take down that photo then.
@@jaykansher87 now thats a Lotta damage
Stop crying, it’s free. Look them up individually if you’re going to whine.
That's harsh. Dude is making compilations for you. If you don't like, don't watch.
"don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you" how beautiful
The guy who reversed the interview in revenge for Tarantino is amazing!
Richard Ayode :)
i don't get it
@@turbulentbeauty moss....
the interviewer deserves to get roasted. he is a bigoted racist liberal leftist who did nothing but pushing propagandas of the left
If you haven't found more clips of him on TH-cam, do. He's one of the funniest people out there.
I've never seen someone so pissed off, like the news caster was over the space jam incident.
Fkn psycho
That guy was an asshole.
ya i wasnt sure if he was joking or not, ridiculous if he was serious
You've never seen someone mad before? He didn't even yell you soft sissy. Men in 2020. Smh 😂
@@OhMy05
Go back watch ot again, look at the shit he is throwing in her face. You don't have to start a BLM movement and take down statutes to show you're mad. Wtf cuh.
The Richard Ayoade interview is pure gold
The Deepak one was beautifully setup, deep, quick and destructive.
That’s what she said
The guy on the stage next to him just busted out
@Steven Daniels you don't get it ,,, by saying he belief his statement that "belief is insecurity" means he is insecure by his statement, which is stupid to do when you are a speaker because what he say in stage will not have a value because its coming from a person who insecure about his own statement.
I think Deepak Chopra means all 'spiritual' belief is a sign of insecurity because it is from looking within that we know. The funny guy didn't know about it.
@@mo-moneymo-food9272 Pretty sure the guy understood the comment but was just making a joke pointing out the irony in the way Deepak said it. Not everyone is an idiot lol
Get rid of the narration, just show the videos.
Yep. Im always like...ugh they have narration.
@@bellmeisterful absolutely!
Eric Vannoy is like that too but I think they have to have commendation because of some copyright rules.
Finally somebody said it!!
You could also fast forward, it’s not that hard.
Interviewer: "You are a young, Cambridge educated, black, British and that's kind of a rare substance."
Guest: "Yes, it's a hell of a medical form."
*It's an obvious birth defect, where the "odd side" in Ayoade, doesn't know when to get serious or just STFU!!!*
Bruno Massey-SIlk He will always be Maurice Moss in my eyes.
Excuse me? "Guest"?!?!
Yeah that was pretty funny tbh, I liked that quote and I'm saving it :>
Guest... ffs he’s a famous and hilarious British actor!
I liked his “I did nothing absolutely nothing for you”
Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you... LOL Richard Ayoade is so hilarious.
“you’re not watchmojo. and that’s a good thing. Stop the voice-overs”
-goodfilmful 2020
Is this goodfilmful's alt account lmao?
We don’t need the commentary chief.
Yeah I know. Just play the clips
@@dylanharris3100 copyrights will destroy him if he doesn't comment
Nostalgic Universe and that’s why all of the dislikes of his dumbass commentary
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 Wasn't the case in 2017.
I like it. Have a problem with that? Assuming shit.
Burt was trying to kill him with that pie.
For real doe
Lol RIGHT
Burt kept his composure really well. You could tell he was irritated but he didn't walk off the set or swear at the guy or anything. That's cool right there.
He DID put a LOT of force into it.
That block on the coffee cup would have made me realize maybe he's not the one...
Burt Reynolds is legendary for actually agreeing to settle the disagreement with the whipped cream
All belief is a cover up for insecurity - yeah that right there. The walk off - priceless
Feel like there's more going on between the reporters at 4:45 than just "she stole my lines." That was beyond awkward.
He should hv gotten fired for that. It was nasty and unnecessary
"Every shade of your mother's lipstick"😂
Davis Nicholas q
We're all going to hell but I don't give a damn cuz that was fucking hilarious
Zidaan Hayat ummm....what?
Does he not bathe?
O yes, we are. :D
The guy with the Tesla watch man, his outfit looked like he stole it from a hostel
7:44 hes freaking awesome. And I like the one person in the crowd who laughed before the punchline cuz they knew what was coming 😂😂
"All belief is a cover up for insecurity. Do you believe that ?"....*yes*..... thank you. 😂🤣😭😂
You stated that all belief is a cover-up for insecurity......do you believe that?'
'Yes'
'Ok, thanks'
😂😂😂😂 that was awesome!!!
Quantum Grizzly Was.... was that George Lucas?
Hahaha completely destroyed his logic with one question 😂😂😂
Quantum Grizzly how was that awesome? He just agreed that that’s what he said. Funny most people do that now and get crapped on. Or unless it was badass that he admitted it and didn’t care? Then I get what you mean
No Lemmy, they basically got their own words turned around on them. "If you believe, you're insecure.. I believe that", meaning they're insecure.
Because the statement was "ALL belief is a cover-up for insecurity." So by saying that he "believes" that, he is saying he is insecure.
You can tell Neil's wasn't off the cuff mans was waiting his whole life to use that one
Guess: "They said that all beliefs is cover up for insecurities. You believe that?"
Deepak: "Yes!"
"The only witness I enjoy being is a hostile one, that's why I intend to answer every question with a question"
-Ron Swanson
The guy with red shirt literally destroyed him on the belief one. 😂😂
The bishop got the joke right away. Deepak, he took a while to figure it out.
@@carlbruschnigjr1757 legend has it, he still doesn't get it....
Deepak, one of the most overrated, full of himself, semi-intellectuals out there.
bwzes03 *pseudo-intellectuals.
Figuratively, not literally.
Nah... "Believing" in a higher existence and "believing" like thinking /having an opinion in general are two very different things, I think... or maybe I believe
I love how bill gates was so nervous looking when they were doing the win98 demo, looks like he knew exactly what would happen
bill burr is so fucking awesome, see how he makes fun of the interview without making anyone feel bad, when they are trying to find him a "solution" he reacts in a funny way denying the other chair and trying to find a "good point" about that chair to keep the entire atmosphere sane after it broke with the "solution chair" what a great comdeian
You have a rap name?
Neil deGrasse: MC^2
Einstein: Who decided that ?
Doc Einz Zwei Drei, that's who
I agree it was shit joke - guy is intelligent- so he used that - he’s black - so unfortunately he used that.
It was corny as fuck and not funny at all
Steven Universe You mad bro
@@NewPaulActs17 Echo the book?
Steven Universe what does him being black have to do with anything.
"don't thank me, i've done nothing for you" mike drop
Aku Jo That's was the best one!
Don't drop Mike... Mike is a good guy...
Poor Mike.
Ayoade is a god.
Mike will live.
Wow the two minute tirade about "you read my line.You've stayed at my mom's and you're gonna respect me on the air?"
Over the top.
Burt hit that man so hard he flinched when Burt took his towel from his own neck. For real. Reynolds wound that smack up a for a full sec and half. Damn.
Holy shit that sports anchor must have lots of pent up aggression.
He really loves Space Jam.
FrshChees91 Dude probably had an aneurysm on the commute home that night.
I mean, he didn't really get wronged, at least not by her, so much as some producer happened to put that line in her script, perhaps even on accident.
5:20. When attempting revenge that just makes him look like a douche bag 😂😂😂
he's uptight and sensitive, if he wanted to he could have made a joke about it and laughed it off like a comedian. but instead he went on a rant.
That red shirt guy is a legend. He's my new santa claus.
It didn't even make sense...
@@dani_i8942 all belief is a coverup for insecurity. If you belive that then you're insecure about belief being a cover up for insecurity. Or so i believe 🤔🙄😂
@@dani_i8942 correctiob: it didn't even make sense...to you
I love when people get super mad about getting touched. I don’t care but I can see why people do and it makes for such AWKWARD moments 😂
“What kind of chair do you want? Comfortable adult sized chair”😂
'' Don't thank me...i've done nothing for you '' hahahahaha
is being an asshole funny?
@@TheRafaelBond yes
Rafael Mertin it is if the guy had it coming with his racist questions
timestamp?
tommy blade 10:20
“Do you believe that?” Lol what a great set up
Thank you for compiling this video. Hilarious and put together well.
Lmao Had me at "MC Squared" 🙉😂😂😂
“If I had Dennis Rodman and Scotty pippin I woulda won too” Lmao
I just farted
Sieist23Jahrealt they need to put Charles in 2k
*Patches O'houlihan* It smells so bad wtf man
Barkley played with Pippen in Houston. Still wasn't enough.
@@gurujr They were both old af, leave it alone
10:20 _"It's a hell of a medical form"_
👌Spot on 😂😂😂
Burt Reynolds hit that dude really hard with the pie!! I laughed so hard at that
Omg loved the clips, I've had a very stressful day and I couldn't stop laughing, thanks for the vid.
Oh my god, "every shade of your mom's lipstick" was so masterful and vicious it's like an assassin's blade splitting a victim's throat before the victim even realized he's been killed so then he just crumples down in a heap on the ground in a state of confused death.
NinjaMatul Not really, I've heard a joke that's pretty much the same as that multiple times already. Whoever tweeted that basically set it up for him too.
NinjaMatul 👏👏👏👏
Omae wo mou shinderu
And where do you keep your oscar?
NinjaMatul my lord I thought the same thing.
11:34 The face of that guy thinking he nailed that wife joke, unaware of what's coming. The stone cold stare of Burt Reynolds is priceless too
Making divorce jokes to someone like burt Reynolds who's recently divorced is bad enough, but doing it to Burt Reynolds specifically is signing your own death warrant.
Pretty sure he wouldve destroyed everyone if the camera wasnt on.
I swear I have never seen MarK summers be an asshole....lol. but, his squeaky clean bs always seemed suspect....
@@tanisha.r.thomas it feels like burt was in a mood to fight and mark was trying to enjoy his moment in the spotlight and got annoyed with burt being a party pooper.
Bill burr is a master. I'd love to see him live if they ever let us have live shows again.
What do you mean?
0:24 Ik y’all heard that “DAAAAAAMN!” In y’all head😭😭😭
That guy waited his whole life to announce they are making another space jam
4:22 - man that news reporter overreacted majorly, acting like she soiled his families honor
Caleb exactly what I thought I commented saying he is a pansy
I more weirded out by the (Please don't ever touch me again) jeez guy chill prob the only time a girl going to touch your hair xD
When someone you completely hate touches you, you tend to over react to ensure they never do it again.
she probably annoyed him for a while
kaz that's not the clip thr comment was about
The Kumail Nanjiani one always gets me lmaoooo
Bryan Cranston is such a gem.
“For real you got a rap name?”
“Yeah MC squared” lmao
9:48 Sarcasm level over 9000, that's perhaps the most potent sarcasm I've seen.
He's majestic. "Don't thank me, I've done absolutely nothing for you."
I cant believe that idiot journalist still have a job .
“Every shade of your moms lipstick” ☠️🤣🤭
😂😂the chair was ridiculous 😂 i love how the interviewer was uncomfortable
That old sportscaster had a breakdown on live television.
Shaun Gangel haha! Yes
Shaun Gangel right...? Like it’s not that serious
Hope his mom spoke to him about that😆😩😆
Major break down man
Richard Ayoade is simply brilliant, gotta love him.
The best one was the guy in the red sweater asking Deepak the question about belief and insecurities.
Burt Reynolds smashed that pie into the dude's face with real venom.
That Burt Reynolds and Marc Summers part was classic. Started getting a little to personal. I like how Marc didn't hold back even though Burt could easily beat the crap out of him.
Burt was so cringy in that. I was embarrassed for him. And he used all his strength in that pie slam. Just a complete man child.
Mark summers had been listening to screaming kids for 15 or more years at that point I promise you he was absolutely blasted on multiple substances ....blasted
Burt wasn't messing about.
He knocked that cup right into that smarmy guy's face.
Honestly, if you're going to mess with someone, maybe don't have that someone be an action star known for kicking ass lol
@TH-cam are Snowflakesyou've know Bert Reynolds since 1977? you actually mean to say you have been beating off to Bert Reynolds movies since 1977.
@@RBEmpathy you probably think Steven Seagal is a legit martial artist too.
Marc Somers and Burt Reynolds is GOLD. Verbal sparring, drinks thrown on people, physical violence doesn't happen instead we go for pie-in-the-face gag. It's perfect I love it.
Richard Ayoade masterfully allowed this man to spin himself in circles. He is a matador
Bill Burr is savage AF. Can't help but laugh everytime he speaks
Burt Reynolds tried to end that mans life with the pie throw. Really followed through
Fisty McKnuckleson yeah dude stumbled back probably half dazed and seeing stars for a second d
Chuck Taylor Feel the need to write the same comment twice? Bit of a grudge against Burt?
He deff threw a punch with that lol
And he originally tried to hold the guys suit and thought nah let the guy throw his pie. Then he steps off first and gets a head start. Paybacks a b*tch. The little dude wt. the big mouth shudnt have talked smack about Berts previous marriage or his drinking.
Also out of respect you don’t turn your back on another person even though you’re talking to someone else. That right there is your body language saying ‘you’re insignificant to me and you don’t matter’ the guy knew this and he just egged Mr. Reynolds on about it.
"Every shade of your moms lipstick" OH DAMN.
Pre scripted.
Jesus what was that at the beginning 🤣 LMFAO!...
12:48 Burt Reynolds legit tried to hit Marc Summers as hard as he could with the base of his hand behind the pie dish. He was f'in pissed!
“Hard to be mad at Katherine” doesn’t seem like it, bud
Like what was his problem who cares she was doing her job
@@nakitacartwright3020 I think it might be a last straw situation.
@@axelexplode take it up with the producer he is scared of
Mark Sommers was about one passive aggressive comeback from getting beatdown by Reynolds.
I'm not so sure that was all planned out , Burt looked really pissed and swung that pie from downtown!
This was fun to watch. The bit about the chair was great.
8:25 the blue screen of death saw around the world!
Great compilation...hilarious clips. But it would be better without the narration. It's boring and adds nothing of value. We don't need you to "set-up" each clip for us. We can figure out what's happening all by ourselves.
macmusic08 my thoughts exactly
I don't hear anybody narrating anything?
ProfessorSuccesor Then you might want to get your hearing checked. Just saying. Lol.
ProfessorSuccesor it begins at the 0:26 second mark
How else do you think he is going to pad it out to over ten minutes to get advertisement revenue.
Man! That British black guy was savage! And so intelectual! I'm a fan now. "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLL
Richard Ayoade. Your welcome lol the guy is a frigging legend.
He's amazing!
what is the name of the guy who interviewed him? I've seen him interview a few people, and from what I can tell he's pretty disliked bc of his questions.
Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Hes a journalist.
Warren, apart from being incredibly stupid. Do you have a passion for commenting stupid things without getting the proper context?
Do you believe that?
Yes
Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zach of enough already!!!! OMG i love how quick he is.
MC Squared is so stupid that I am still laughing about it! rofl lmao
I just farted
It just screams "dad joke" all the way. It's still funny though.
It's so flat that it's funny
Like your mom lol
She is funny too
The way he cracked himself up was even funnier.
4:48 "I stay in my lane" lmao why is he so offended?? 😂😂😂
Exactly Helana Gilstrap, he surely must know how a newsroom works. Someone puts the written sheets in front of the newsreader, and she reads it. Why was he mad at her?
And then he goes off like the emperor in new clothes, thinking he's taking charge but instead just making a fool of himself.
Yeah, I thought so too.
Looked like sarcasm to me.
Bg X111 lmao what
"Man, if i had Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman i would have won some too"...great comeback Charles Barkley....
Bert Reynolds definitely came up with the pie in the face. He basically punched him with a pie boxing glove
The guy that got butthurt over the news lady saying Lebrun would star in Space Jam 🙄🙄
DJ Butler what a douchebag
He was joking lol
She probably does it a lot. It can be frustrating when someone constantly steals your opening line.
DJ Butler who tf is lebrun
DJ Butler LeBron
Bill Burr shitting on those chairs just made my day
MC-Squared. That was awesome.
Just roll the clips......