The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS

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  • The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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    Chelsea Handler 'Nicaragua', The Mighty Boosh, Demi Lovato (America's Got Talent), Judge Judy (10 kids), Kevin Hart, The Rock, Simon Cowell, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry King, Barack Obama, London Mayor Boris Johnson (great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies), Samuel L Jackson 'Laurence Fishburne', Mike Tyson, Russell Westbrook, Will Smith and Margo Robbie,Zach Galifianakis, Mayim Bialik, Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Weakest Link Anne Robinson 'owned', John Oliver and Stephen Hawking, Gordon Ramsay, Flava of Love, Jesse Eisenberg, Conan O'Brien and Jennifer Garner (sneaked, snuck)
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  • @MotleyTVOfficial
    @MotleyTVOfficial  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11754

    Ayyy that moment when you're excited to post an all new video because laughter takes you on an instant vacation 🌴🌴🌴🍻. Please leave a like if you enjoyed the video ✌️

    • @0Cindrum0
      @0Cindrum0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      MotleyTV ayy lmao bro kept it 💯 all day smoke it 420 drank lean

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MotleyTV My favorite is shen Conan gets the dictionary out. Beautiful

    • @DavidHanks90
      @DavidHanks90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wasn't that Larry King?

    • @blitzofchaos9518
      @blitzofchaos9518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You might want to let people know that you make comedy videos as a disclaimer at the start of your videos. People are just posting political viewpoints and are making social commentary instead of just enjoying comedy.

    • @icarus2576
      @icarus2576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MotleyTV roasts are better when unexpected on live tv

  • @bmae9
    @bmae9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19717

    “Yeah ‘cause we schooled in England!” Imagine taking down an entire country in one sentence 😩😩😩

    • @dxrk5172
      @dxrk5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Especially america

    • @ruialmeida818
      @ruialmeida818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      If he said that in any country in Europe, nobody would bat an eye.

    • @dxrk5172
      @dxrk5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Adina Royce yet they still lost to Canada, the other half of the continent

    • @nicolegreen1599
      @nicolegreen1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Assholes just ASSUMED it was America.

    • @ann-maryn1232
      @ann-maryn1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Nicole Green um the lady is American

  • @severiinliiv7652
    @severiinliiv7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35231

    “that’s why you use autotune and i don’t “
    simon chokes on his water

    • @Dizzy1980
      @Dizzy1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      That was great!

    • @Mary_Lee2395
      @Mary_Lee2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

      It’s true. If you listen to her without auto-tone she’s not all the good

    • @AlexNZL
      @AlexNZL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

      @@Mary_Lee2395 Same could be said about 99% of todays music

    • @Mary_Lee2395
      @Mary_Lee2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      AlexNZL that’s very true to but for a lot of others singer they still sound great and original without auto-tone. For example, Kelly Clarkson shes a natural and bombs it even more without auto-tone. Demi sounds like she’s shouting and screaming most of the time only. Just my opinion

    • @twowolveshighfiving
      @twowolveshighfiving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Mary_Lee2395 I never listened to her music, but I do enjoy her persona.

  • @natesoto1362
    @natesoto1362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Howard is literally the ONLY person that got one over on Mrs. Robinson in The Weakest Link, she was sharp. That's what made Howard that much more epic as his comebacks were flawless and that's the only thing that would work against her. Normally she would flip it!

    • @schnellfahren911
      @schnellfahren911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a go when Pete Burns was on WL- he was always good for some great zingers, no matter the venue!

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude the Robinson women really had no comeback lol. I was surprised man.

  • @moffit1
    @moffit1 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The person interviewing Tyson saw his life flash before his eyes 🤣

  • @ralphjulian5767
    @ralphjulian5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4893

    that female gameshow host got burnt so hard she wished she wasnt there

    • @gerti.kociaj
      @gerti.kociaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Why does she looks to me like the leader of all the "KARENS" out there lol 😆

    • @johnniethepom2905
      @johnniethepom2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Anne Robinson looked like there was a blush of embarrassment trying to burst out from underneath her make up.

    • @gerti.kociaj
      @gerti.kociaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@johnniethepom2905 that is true, and I don't know but she seems such a negative person to me(maybe it's just a show)

    • @johnniethepom2905
      @johnniethepom2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gerti.kociaj I don't think she had to try too hard to pull off that persona ! She was well known on British television for her brusque attitude . Maybe she was a different person at home , I like to think so .
      She certainly got 'owned ' here as they say .

    • @Johmatri
      @Johmatri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is kelly caroline from 2 broke girls?

  • @ladavis570
    @ladavis570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6704

    DID THAT GUY JUST SAY “YOUR DAUGHTER” TO JUDGE JUDY?!?!?!

    • @robindreier9796
      @robindreier9796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      I don't know how or why but yes he did.

    • @Adam-vq7iq
      @Adam-vq7iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      Yes, and at that moment he became a legend

    • @christopherfowler6944
      @christopherfowler6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      Why they cut it off there? I had to know what Judy's response was to that.. Lol

    • @robindreier9796
      @robindreier9796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Chris Fowler the video is on TH-cam. She went ballistic

    • @LiveLoudandLiveAlive
      @LiveLoudandLiveAlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Adam Raju a broke legend... but a legend none the less

  • @Pendragon667
    @Pendragon667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Howard should gives classes (lectures) in Rhetoric. That man's answers were savage and came almost instantly.

    • @MoeJae86
      @MoeJae86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ 8:27
      JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

  • @JoseTorres-ms2ui
    @JoseTorres-ms2ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Man I died in laughter when mike said that on live tv and the guy next to him smirked the whole time 🤣

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw that live years ago.
      I had to stop and actually watch (as opposed to just listening) because Tyson started cursing him out

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't funny. Mike is obnoxiously rude. And as a convicted rapist, it was a good valid question from the interviewer.

    • @paul6point7
      @paul6point7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What show was that? That was brutal

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paul6point7 it was a Toronto morning news show. I forget the name

    • @paul6point7
      @paul6point7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smeginator good enough, I want to watch it from the start…he poked mike and mike wasn’t having it.
      Found it!
      th-cam.com/video/OOhdx1TLutw/w-d-xo.html

  • @averagejoe3065
    @averagejoe3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5580

    “Thats why you use auto tune and I don’t”
    DEAD BODY REPORTED

    • @princessmjb957
      @princessmjb957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shivangbhardwaj2849
      @shivangbhardwaj2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Man this was too good

    • @zandyzain6241
      @zandyzain6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Emergency Meeting

    • @gregorymitchell6292
      @gregorymitchell6292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Man that burn will be remembered for years to come because the look on her face said it all.

    • @Tamara-ju3lh
      @Tamara-ju3lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She doesn't need autotune. The man played himself with that comment.

  • @birdbird749
    @birdbird749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8737

    “That’s why you use autotune and I don’t”
    Damn he wasn’t even wrong though. That’s why Simon choked on his drink

  • @chrishateley5582
    @chrishateley5582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "I just don't understand how something so small can be so impressive."
    "Well, Mark, you would know about that."
    That was straight out of Anchorman.

  • @whatnowZA
    @whatnowZA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The game show host was definitely asking for *it* and had *it* handed to her 😂

    • @MissCellanious1
      @MissCellanious1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She wasnt even going hard you must be sensitive af

  • @bhupeshwankar9316
    @bhupeshwankar9316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6458

    Anne: "Are you more interesting than you look?"
    Our Homeboy Howard: I'm about to ruin this woman's whole career

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

      I respect he tried to play nice to start with but she kept pushing it so he thought 'oh to hell with this' lol

    • @tash1248
      @tash1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That’s the point of her character. 😂

    • @katiezee2
      @katiezee2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Good on him. She messed wth the wrong guy, the snottyass bitch.

    • @tae957
      @tae957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What is that show?

    • @tash1248
      @tash1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tae957 the weakest link

  • @rawdog42
    @rawdog42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11314

    When Mike Tyson says "What are you going to do about it?"
    One must really take a moment and think "What am I actually going to do about it?"

    • @clariecec9101
      @clariecec9101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

      "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"
      -Mike Tyson

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Yeah, go ahead and mouth off to Iron Mike Tyson, set how that will go lol

    • @ethansing8754
      @ethansing8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 bit salty there?

    • @barriepuntmoi2041
      @barriepuntmoi2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 one of the best boxers of alltime stfu you on about

    • @barriepuntmoi2041
      @barriepuntmoi2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@patrickmclaughlin61 not really no

  • @nasoninaibili2554
    @nasoninaibili2554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" one was just way to good😂😂😂

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Conan laughing maniacally was the best way to end the vid! 😆

  • @llla_german_ewoklll6413
    @llla_german_ewoklll6413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18267

    The guy on that game show just kept unloading his extended mag of roasts.

    • @futhamucka
      @futhamucka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

      There was no mags, he just had a belt loaded machine roaster

    • @hellodrgreenthumb
      @hellodrgreenthumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

      He had that bitch pondering her thoughts and life choices lol

    • @makita3680
      @makita3680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

      She fucked with the wrong business developer

    • @DrYnroh
      @DrYnroh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      THATS HOWARD THE MAN.

    • @AllyssaS
      @AllyssaS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      Woman can give it but she can't take it 😂

  • @SheldonBeldon
    @SheldonBeldon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4372

    Still my favorite one-liner:
    “Ok thanks for coming”
    “Fuck you”

    • @Xscape128
      @Xscape128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lmaoo I died

    • @bebitoomar
      @bebitoomar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What did you want him to say, "No, fuck you mike"?

    • @abelrufael2238
      @abelrufael2238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @KRAYON becuase he said that Mike was a convicted rapist but Mike says he is not a rapist and believes he didn't do it so when the guy said he was a convicted rapist obivisouly you would get pissed and you wouldn't say that to someone's face.

    • @abelrufael2238
      @abelrufael2238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @KRAYON yeah exactly lol

    • @Frankincensedjb123
      @Frankincensedjb123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's my favorite one. Tyson went off on a guy who deserved it. He was probably shitting his pants the whole time.

  • @TedsHoldOver
    @TedsHoldOver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Something I couldn't have predicted in 1M years...a Business development manager for a large bank in the North East is my hero. Howard, if you can hear us, we love you. 7:35

  • @cls606
    @cls606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The samuel Jackson one was so brutal he literally obliterated that man’s job on live tv we just watched him get fired 😂😂😂

    • @caiovinicius5204
      @caiovinicius5204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who's Samuel Jackson bro? That was Will Smith

    • @DankMemer42013
      @DankMemer42013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@caiovinicius5204 nah that was obv Lawrence Fishburn

    • @joesupg1695
      @joesupg1695 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was dwayne johnson bro

    • @gavinreid2741
      @gavinreid2741 ปีที่แล้ว

      He got fired for that error!

    • @mr.tootitup6999
      @mr.tootitup6999 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was Denzel Washington. Are yall dumb?

  • @wackstir5333
    @wackstir5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7520

    Imagine saying 'including your daughter' to judge Judy I am dead 💀💀💀

    • @eloisdj1
      @eloisdj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That ahit had me dead

    • @syahidkacak
      @syahidkacak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      He be like
      It's my episode

    • @Ceracio
      @Ceracio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Anyone know whatt happened in this case. I seriously can't imagine Judge Judy just brushing off something like that.

    • @genevandenham7999
      @genevandenham7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That show was a joke anyway. If you look at the contracts, everyone who was picked for the show had all their legal fees including settlements paid by the show.
      Most of those court shows work that way.

    • @Dandeemandesign
      @Dandeemandesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Ceracio he lost the case. Suprise suprise

  • @seth_7197
    @seth_7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    Messing with Gordon Ramsay is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.

  • @anakelly76512
    @anakelly76512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I remember that guy clapping back at Demi.
    He told the truth. That was a drop-the-mic moment.
    Even Simon burst out laughing.

    • @eolond1003
      @eolond1003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was cute how a) he was trying to insult Demi, who is actually a fantastic singer and b) he thought if he made it into the business he'd be above auto-tune. Guy's clapback was rather weak.

  • @strangerspodcast
    @strangerspodcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    When Mike said "fuck you" to that interviewer man he carried sooooo many people on his back who want to say that when they get sidelined and attacked by the media. I loved it. Had to watch a few times. Integrity isn't kissing ass to maintain your status. Integrity is being true to yourself and never letting anyone be in charge of your image.

    • @sorryrashmi9885
      @sorryrashmi9885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Legend mike tyson

    • @everebecca9868
      @everebecca9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sorryrashmi9885 he was convicted of rape in 1992

    • @s..a893
      @s..a893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@everebecca9868 wasn’t rape, just some bitch wanting to get a payday

    • @user-gw4jp3xg3n
      @user-gw4jp3xg3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@s..a893 it was rape. Dumbass

    • @Molotovjack
      @Molotovjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mike Tyson was convicted of rape so he is a rapist.

  • @StrobeFireStudios
    @StrobeFireStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7998

    First thing was best. "You guys ever heard of Nicaragua?" "Yea, because we schooled in England" hahahaha

    • @biamoreno7415
      @biamoreno7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I see it everywhere and I don't understand it

    • @richardbroski2933
      @richardbroski2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I took that to mean, England focuses on "England is the best and only country in the world along with the countries they conquered" as far as geography is concerned.

    • @willnestor6422
      @willnestor6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

      @@richardbroski2933Yeah what he means is the american education system is shit and mostly full of thickos. Whereas if you were schooled in England you would have heard of it because you had a better education growing up.

    • @bratitu5601
      @bratitu5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@biamoreno7415 she was so amazed to know that a country named nicaragua exist and bragged about it. the boy seems confused cause he thought thats just a common knowledge. and so by saying his last sentence its like he i saying " ooh maybe its because we are in a better education system than her".
      as you know cause us citizen are known for their bad memory on common knowledge like math, world maps , etc and thus people thought that us really have a bad educational system and make fun of it.
      i dont know the truth about that but thats what the internet said so....

    • @christina7215
      @christina7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The English school system is actually shit... it's nothing but brainwashing and indoctrination... so.

  • @XElhirrimX
    @XElhirrimX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9069

    I like the part with Will Smith. His "I'm not Lawrence Fishburne" was epic.

  • @dr.rlellis3871
    @dr.rlellis3871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Conan finding SNUCK in the dictionary was] PRICELESS, but the LAUGH AFTER WAS COMEDIC GOLD.

  • @thirsty7281
    @thirsty7281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies." I'm gonna have to use that sometime. Funniest thing I've heard him say.

  • @Evil_Monologues
    @Evil_Monologues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    "Snuck isnt a word, you went to harvard and you should know that"
    Instantly the least likeable person within 300 miles

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Having the balls to pull out a dictionary though.

    • @Mousevengeance
      @Mousevengeance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      When a smartass tries to clown someone smarter than them

    • @gavindalziel9022
      @gavindalziel9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Maninawig makes you wonder if it was scripted..🤔

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@gavindalziel9022 no, the look on her face had too much embarassment. And I would find it odd if a talk show would not have a dictionary handy.

    • @amiramz7869
      @amiramz7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      some of the audience actually clapped
      which is even sadder

  • @williamjones8432
    @williamjones8432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16197

    "You supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"
    I almost died of laughter

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Best fucking ever sentence lol

    • @scifigrl23
      @scifigrl23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I had to watch multiple times !!!

    • @WPB626
      @WPB626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Ahhh our London Prime minister

    • @societywithin
      @societywithin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      to be fair it's quite a superb insult, but this man's politics is rather the opposite.

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      WPB626 fucking wish he was prime minister, he's been demoted to head of foreign affairs.

  • @farje1
    @farje1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Anne Robinson's face when she realises she's been had is precious.

  • @christinapaterno5585
    @christinapaterno5585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Howard came through for himself lol. He was awesome!!!!!!!

  • @Garbologist
    @Garbologist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    "Were gonna wrap this interview up, thanks for coming in"
    "Fuck you"

    • @mk67mlo50
      @mk67mlo50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      PLUTO yo that shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jay8819
      @jay8819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      PLUTO "you can't swear, we are live on TV"
      "fuck you, what you gonna do about it"
      loooool

    • @nirvash7677
      @nirvash7677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PLUTO was gonna like your comment...but...them likes tho
      nevermind then...it went up...liked

    • @Garbologist
      @Garbologist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nirvash 7 wtf hahaha it was at like 20 yesterday

    • @stevenash9282
      @stevenash9282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nirvash 7 he got 22 likes in 15 minutes

  • @Skyler-yw3od
    @Skyler-yw3od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    "That's why you use autotune and I don't." SJFJSJDJS HE GOT SIMON COWELL TO REACT, WOAH.

    • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
      @NIMMHATVRapBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      that was actually a good one

    • @Rank1Artist
      @Rank1Artist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      it’s a yes from me.

    • @LaSignorasfav
      @LaSignorasfav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Rank1Artist are you the real Simon

    • @Rank1Artist
      @Rank1Artist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zwelibanzinkosi24 Nkosi No of course not I thought it would be a funny name I’m not the real guy though

    • @themadhatter7416
      @themadhatter7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died laughing

  • @thegargoylecumeth7932
    @thegargoylecumeth7932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was expecting Will to hit her with something like "Well, everything you've done and people still think your actual name is Harley Quinn" but DAMN he picked violence on that one 🤣🤣

    • @dannywalker5319
      @dannywalker5319 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Keep my shows name out your fucking mouth”

  • @KingGelo9
    @KingGelo9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mike: “what you gonna do about it”
    Interviewer: *i have made a very grave mistake*
    “So you have a TV show”

  • @daviddellarova
    @daviddellarova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    “Somehow I don’t doubt that.” Legendary tier 1000

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8121

    At least the guy who mistook Samuel L Jackson for Lawrence Fishburne apologized and owned up to it right away. Good on him.

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      who is Samuel L Jackson ?
      jk, I know he's that dude from Fresh prince of Bill Clinton.

    • @drdougy7772
      @drdougy7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      I love that Samuel L Jackson just laughs about it and gets like fake mad about it but doesnt get offended

    • @ytreece
      @ytreece 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Dr Dougy umm...I think he was offended. It was retry damn offensive.

    • @drdougy7772
      @drdougy7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@ytreece yes it was an offensive comment but instead of getting triggered about it or something he more turned it into a joke on the news guy

    • @anthonydiaz8123
      @anthonydiaz8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's the entertainment reporter!!! No excuse!!!

  • @KapinKrunch
    @KapinKrunch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how Mike Tyson basically treated the interview like a Call of Duty Lobby

  • @andreabruson5558
    @andreabruson5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You're so old that when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white" 😂😂
    I'm gonna use it any time from now on!!

  • @somedude0505
    @somedude0505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16194

    Morgan Freeman didnt let that guy off the hook easy......

  • @shayneb3540
    @shayneb3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    "Howard" said in an interview later than he prepared himself to spar with Anne. He took the time to read up on making jokes, comebacks, and even comedy theory. Fucking smart dude.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      That was AWESOME. I've never seen anyone roast her back! I can't believe she stayed in character!! 🤯😂😂😂

    • @rhorybader4054
      @rhorybader4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@danielleking262 You can see her struggling, that's the best part.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He lied then there is no such thing as comedy theory
      Conversation over

    • @isaiahhernandez8160
      @isaiahhernandez8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@leeroberts4850 there’s “theory” for everything. If you’re smart enough you can figure them all out.

    • @leeroberts4850
      @leeroberts4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isaiahhernandez8160 I wonder if people who misuse the word theory do it on purpose he has often as people who understand what it means correct people who don't they have to be doing it on purpose now

  • @notyourstoknow3190
    @notyourstoknow3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "You are as crazy as the people on twitter."
    Samuel L. Jackson showing how right he was

  • @CJ-tx3tm
    @CJ-tx3tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:30 had me cackling 😂😂 Simon is a straight up SAVAGE!!

    • @c.moriarty1178
      @c.moriarty1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      8:41 too. Such a perfect quip

  • @jacindafletcher4840
    @jacindafletcher4840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4402

    "that's why you use auto tune and i don't" OMG SIMONS FACE

    • @Barbara-cc8mq
      @Barbara-cc8mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      That was priceless. Lol

    • @thecritics1out887
      @thecritics1out887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I don't know why no one else heard this🤣🤣

    • @chocolatecharley99
      @chocolatecharley99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Have you heard her voice live though? It really developed fast throughout her career. It's deep and controlled. There's a whole compilation of celebrities being impressed by her live performances and it gives me chills

    • @kanyedidntmaketaylorfamous2669
      @kanyedidntmaketaylorfamous2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chocolatecharley99 As I die-hard Lovatic- thank you.

    • @arthurmorgan8526
      @arthurmorgan8526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I saw an edited version where he said "that's why you use heroin and I dont"

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5621

    Howard the “Business Development Manager” didn’t hesitate, dude has a sharp wit and titanium testes

    • @stevenbrooks9077
      @stevenbrooks9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      He destroyed her

    • @starrchild6755
      @starrchild6755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You liked them? 😂Kidding

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      I can’t tell if she was really pissed off or if she was just trying to uphold the angry Brit persona and she actually was trying not to laugh lol

    • @pinklady4772
      @pinklady4772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      She started it and he finished her,lol.

    • @starrchild6755
      @starrchild6755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He blasted her on the internet! My favorite was, you're so old you saw rainbows in black & while,! Great old joke burn! 💯😂🤣💙

  • @MA-iridium
    @MA-iridium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:13 That British lad was just Brilliant ....and truthful too.

  • @ashtonyoshi6811
    @ashtonyoshi6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1st burn was amazing af TKO to an American education system 🤣🤣

  • @Sourcy
    @Sourcy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17859

    '' Somehow I don't doubt that''
    DAAAAAMN LOL

    • @cadenanderson1042
      @cadenanderson1042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Sourcy I love him lmao (no homo)

    • @alexz888
      @alexz888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +859

      Bitch didn't know what say lmao

    • @thyindiegamer5988
      @thyindiegamer5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      That's what you call savage LOL

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Haha, it's hilarious when people ( guys? ) who are unsure of their sexuality feel the need to post...(no homo)...at the end of their comment.

    • @josephkarunraj8450
      @josephkarunraj8450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What is the name of the show

  • @alexswan8597
    @alexswan8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    "Somehow i don't doubt that" She walked right into that one.

    • @MANWITDABAG
      @MANWITDABAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kelly Reynolds best one

    • @thelonelyone2713
      @thelonelyone2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Somebody call 911, Howard just murdered a woman

    • @getsmarty7603
      @getsmarty7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That was the beginning of the end of her career! 🤣🤣

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She asked for it!

    • @riittastina6373
      @riittastina6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That was cold!! She tried to make him uncomfortable but he just clapped back hard😂😭

  • @yeenus3691
    @yeenus3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    mike proved to me once again that hes a legend

    • @MissCellanious1
      @MissCellanious1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proved to me he's a lil b**** at heart... all hands.

  • @iiGingiey
    @iiGingiey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike Tyson "what are you gonna do about it?"
    99% of people "not a damn thing"

  • @bigtea3240
    @bigtea3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3593

    Every time Seinfeld talks everything turns into the bee movie

    • @melissacampos6703
      @melissacampos6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Big Tea 😂😂😂😂

    • @avii3
      @avii3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ya like jazz?

    • @keontehodge5982
      @keontehodge5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      avii3 why did i hear that so perfectly 😂

    • @phxmaell1338
      @phxmaell1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesss 😂🤣

    • @ckslade0
      @ckslade0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On god 😭

  • @scannerc2087
    @scannerc2087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    The guy at the game show was an absolute legend

  • @charissayoung7959
    @charissayoung7959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg.... some of these are brutal 🤣

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, don't f*** with Mike... Yes, don't f*** with me 😂😂😂

  • @nopulau8628
    @nopulau8628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6053

    Howard just murdered her, comeback after comeback.

    • @judsonkr
      @judsonkr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      OMG he owned her.

    • @starjay5355
      @starjay5355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      She fell in love after that

    • @massimoxperia
      @massimoxperia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nopulau Dah hou SAVAGE

    • @pedromercury984
      @pedromercury984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But her comeback weren't an insult lol niggas these days smh what a joke

    • @jeevesllorttramseno8039
      @jeevesllorttramseno8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      She was MAD Mad haha

  • @chloechan549
    @chloechan549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    7:22 was my favourite.
    It was smart, professional, and she rudely insulted him 1st. That guy saved himself very well.

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Chloe Chan
      That was the point of the host's character in that gameshow.

    • @gabrea1
      @gabrea1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Marco Peña that part played when I saw your comment! He's an absolute legend

    • @Jen-rw7yh
      @Jen-rw7yh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      She played her self! 😂😂 😂 love this guy!

    • @snlescaille
      @snlescaille 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@marcopena7638 What is that show called?

    • @goha9218
      @goha9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@snlescaille weakest link

  • @lbe
    @lbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:01 "I'm a neuroscientist" Fu€king brilliant 🤣

  • @bibleredpill7225
    @bibleredpill7225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike Tyson “ What are you gonna do about it?” LOL 😂

  • @RubDubDubENT
    @RubDubDubENT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    The bank manager ran away with it, so many good comebacks back to back hahaha.

    • @allmightypixel9770
      @allmightypixel9770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      RubDubDubENT I love how she just had to turn around except the burn

    • @senpaipugs
      @senpaipugs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I aspire to one day reach his level of petty

    • @TruOnyxfire
      @TruOnyxfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Her best response to his last burn would be to break character and start laughing at his "win".

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ RubDub : Yeah, that was awesome.

    • @charlieextra9406
      @charlieextra9406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah, that guy won this round. but i love the hosts reaction to mayim bialik's response (big bang theory).

  • @SaltedTurkey
    @SaltedTurkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    "You come acroth like a nithe guy but you're a pieth of shit" 😂😂😂

    • @moshabraf
      @moshabraf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex I think you're mixing up Tyson with Chris Eubank. Tyson doesn't have a lisp, Eubank does.

    • @kashduece
      @kashduece 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Shabba dabba Yes the fuck he does he is known for it lmao

    • @alunashepard9031
      @alunashepard9031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tashi Rose Shabba Dabba thinks snuck isn't a word either.

    • @SaltedTurkey
      @SaltedTurkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shabba dabba bruh no, he's known for having a lisp.

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alex. Oh my Lord Alex you have my side splitting open right now! That is SO funny! I keep reading your comment over and over again! I don't know if any of you remember "In Living Color", but Keenan Ivory Wayans used to do a Mike Tyson parody and it was hilarious! He had Mike's little fairy voice and his lisp down to a "T"! lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @yanabahm.1728
    @yanabahm.1728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike T out with any professionalism! Hilarious and real! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chipmunk1227
    @chipmunk1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's a big difference between being cancelled and number 1. I love Jerry ❤️🤣😂

  • @litboisavage2171
    @litboisavage2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    The way Stephen Hawking smirked when roasted that guy was so satisfying.

    • @fr8hauler
      @fr8hauler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He can smirk?

    • @amarutrix0691
      @amarutrix0691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      fr8hauler A long time ago but he lost that too. :/

    • @iguess1339
      @iguess1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@amarutrix0691 he lost the ability to breath about two years ago too :////
      I'm joking I loved this guy, he was very bright and the world lost someone of great value on March 14th RIP Stephen

    • @l.d.r6653
      @l.d.r6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its Steven numb nuts

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@iguess1339 I remember his final words
      *Low Battery, Shutting Down*

  • @electricchurchmedia1187
    @electricchurchmedia1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    The Mike Tyson one makes me laugh like a bastard everytime: “Thanks for coming in.”
    “Fuck you.” “Alright.”

    • @vanman757
      @vanman757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same 😆🤣

    • @justinwatson6932
      @justinwatson6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He just shouldn't have asked a question like that in the arvo especially when it comes to Iron Mike lol he was asking for it.
      They usually make an agreement pre air however that wasn't what Dan did lol fucking idiot

    • @Fordguy19
      @Fordguy19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justinwatson6932 mike Tyson just mad
      because he knows he did it

    • @RH-nk7eo
      @RH-nk7eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bitch had his tail between his legs even though he knew full well that he did Mike dirty. Good on Tyson for calling him out.

    • @justsomekid6847
      @justsomekid6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RH-nk7eo i dont get what happened can anyone explain?

  • @pay_attn
    @pay_attn ปีที่แล้ว

    “Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” - The Mayor 😭😭😭😭

  • @kashvi8176
    @kashvi8176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" this had me laughing for so longgg 💀

  • @Emarimooo
    @Emarimooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2892

    when mike tyson said "what are you gonna do about it" the reporter changed the conversation so fast like "Im in danger" lol

    • @theonewhobullies
      @theonewhobullies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yeah like he had more clout than Tyson. Gtf outta here.😂

    • @andygee8716
      @andygee8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I figure the reporter had a huge bet on with the producer that he could call Mike Tyson a rapist to his face and get away with it.

    • @french.blackdevil1967
      @french.blackdevil1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do not mess with Mike...Do you want to live any day

    • @andygee8716
      @andygee8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @NoireTCG Player Do you see any reference to bullets here, or are we not talking about hypothetical hand to hand combat with the man?

    • @cerebrxll6064
      @cerebrxll6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @NoireTCG Player what’re you talking about?

  • @hunterhorton2513
    @hunterhorton2513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5446

    “That’s why you use auto tune and I don’t.”
    Has to be the best comeback lmao

    • @dfsfssdfsdfs3084
      @dfsfssdfsdfs3084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      And true.

    • @ernestkhalimov9368
      @ernestkhalimov9368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *Destroyed In Seconds
      see you in next episode...

    • @chesterlockett4002
      @chesterlockett4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      TAKE THAT POP SINGERS!
      METAL HEADS RISE UP!

    • @CadillacDriver
      @CadillacDriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I reckon The Weakest Link woman getting destroyed was better. Close, to be fair, but better.

    • @demaunstanford3410
      @demaunstanford3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Savagery 😅

  • @theghostreckon69420
    @theghostreckon69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That exchange between Howard and that real life sized Christmas decoration women was funny as hell.

  • @lukeprimmer9366
    @lukeprimmer9366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy taking on Anne Robinson is my hero 😅

  • @elyonrobinson2384
    @elyonrobinson2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    “Great Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies” is as British as any insult can be.

    • @lisasinclair2748
      @lisasinclair2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      brilliant wasn't it

    • @tankierktm4816
      @tankierktm4816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Init bruv

    • @ianleeandrews5838
      @ianleeandrews5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I don't think they are allowed to swear so they come up with innovative insults

    • @fozthepoet8274
      @fozthepoet8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Johnson wanting scrutiny... oh how times have changed.

    • @lisasinclair2748
      @lisasinclair2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fozthepoet8274 Gold isn't it. Mind you, he's only requesting questions from invertebrates.

  • @mylobage
    @mylobage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4963

    Howard is a legend from here on out. Let it be known.

    • @PursuingInfinity
      @PursuingInfinity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      mylobage She just kept digging herself in a hole. Felt bad for her. Glad she stopped LMFAO

    • @joseeduardobenavidesgonzal3685
      @joseeduardobenavidesgonzal3685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      mylobage what kind of idiot asks something like "you must be quick"? Bitch was pretty much asking for it

    • @mattwhite5639
      @mattwhite5639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      mylobage She kept trying to roast him but got obliterated

    • @texmexlink
      @texmexlink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Matt White ikr and it was satisfying as fuck

    • @maazypaaz
      @maazypaaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      That final roast obliderated her like Exodia

  • @evancoffland19
    @evancoffland19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The interviewer for Stephen Hawking should of been like, “I don’t think I like your tone.”

  • @Cheeky_moon
    @Cheeky_moon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “This may surprise you but I grew up wearing a loincloth and river bathing so I can say native.” Zach 😆

  • @likeastroke
    @likeastroke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6141

    Funny that Howard actually ended up more interesting than he looked

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      He sure did. 😆

    • @jczlcheeze
      @jczlcheeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Haha he's quick! Unless he doesn't want to lolol

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @nevik10 what didn't she get?

    • @likeastroke
      @likeastroke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @nevik10 It was a sarcastic moment, she got it but she wanted to embarrass him by telling to explain what he meant explictily...but obviously that backfired

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @nevik10 joke basically was that she never had sex to understand that.(going by this video I wouldn't wanna have sex with this type of women)

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    "I don't understand how something so small could be so impressive"
    "Oh well you would know that"

    • @istealwaifus8526
      @istealwaifus8526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That was the best one for me

    • @JB-nj4cp
      @JB-nj4cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pretty sure he hit and dumped her

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yep that was a verbal arm bar if ever I heard one

    • @pedromdcc13
      @pedromdcc13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The timing was amazing

    • @khazsilverstar
      @khazsilverstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But is it really an insult?

  • @lighthouse4161
    @lighthouse4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love them all.

  • @markogeorgiev3990
    @markogeorgiev3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Mrs Jane is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategies

    • @jessykalins6079
      @jessykalins6079 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I'm blessed because if not I wouldn't have met someone who is as spectacular as expert Mrs Jane.
      I think she is the best broker I ever seen

    • @antonellina4596
      @antonellina4596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for introducing me to Mrs Jane.
      My first investment with Mrs Jane gave me profit of over $24,000 us dollars and ever since then she has never failed to deliver and I can even say she's the most sincere broker I have known

    • @billybyrd397
      @billybyrd397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I' m also a living testimony of expert Mrs Jane.

    • @billybyrd397
      @billybyrd397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs Jane has changed my financial status for the best.all thanks to my aunty who introduced her to me

    • @valeria2295
      @valeria2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs Jane is obviously the best, I invested $3,000 and she made profit of $28,000 for me just in 15 days,
      Her success story is everywhere

  • @rawlifeokolue9237
    @rawlifeokolue9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    "Protoplasmic, invertebrate, jellies!"

    • @victoriaalbastra6325
      @victoriaalbastra6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love that!

    • @christianulrick1221
      @christianulrick1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Love him or hate him, you have to admit he has had some amazing comebacks over the years

    • @lawrence142002
      @lawrence142002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And now he can barely muster the energy to stand up to Keir Starmer. How the buffoonish have fallen.

    • @GreenthumbsGarden
      @GreenthumbsGarden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that cracked me up, what a diss 😂 😂

    • @charliebitmeoow
      @charliebitmeoow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You forgot "supine" 😉😅

  • @gucciflipflops9193
    @gucciflipflops9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    I always laugh at how Russell Westbrook says “I’m out” and then turns around because he has nowhere to go

    • @nikkinicole5435
      @nikkinicole5435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @daedlus7323
      @daedlus7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He didnt understand the question.

    • @kwayvldn3682
      @kwayvldn3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Daedlus the question was stupid

    • @daedlus7323
      @daedlus7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kwayvldn3682 you dont understand it either?

    • @swaglad9728
      @swaglad9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwayvldn3682 exactly

  • @PhoenixOutlaws
    @PhoenixOutlaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember watching Tyson take down that interviewer live on Tv and couldn’t stop laughing 💀

  • @ladyjay9482
    @ladyjay9482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love her she's a freaking scientist how awesome

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    "Great Supine Protoplasmic
    Invertebrate Jellies!!!"
    Only in Britian 😂😂😂

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Love British humor😄

    • @hiyashah1648
      @hiyashah1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What does it mean though ??
      Could u elaborate

    • @Night-mq8hn
      @Night-mq8hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@hiyashah1648 He is basically saying they have no bone structure in reference to their lack of confidence to continue criticizing him

    • @hiyashah1648
      @hiyashah1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh
      😂

    • @babaroga73
      @babaroga73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also went to english school, I guess.

  • @sarahiqbal3612
    @sarahiqbal3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    “something so small could be so impressive mark you would know about that” 💀💀

    • @ARJUN-SS
      @ARJUN-SS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      She slept with him 😂

    • @muffdiver240
      @muffdiver240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@ARJUN-SS ...and didn't like it.

    • @loualbino5536
      @loualbino5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@muffdiver240 But she said it was impressive.

    • @mirkovladislav4321
      @mirkovladislav4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what did he do tho😂

    • @duey2140
      @duey2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @sLimSHadY-cr7tg
    @sLimSHadY-cr7tg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Oh, come on Mike”
    “No, becuz your a piece of shit”
    💀😂😂

  • @deepaparakkal4241
    @deepaparakkal4241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Conan's Villain laugh and grin as he holds up the dictionary for every one to see is the best

  • @aydinaguilar3435
    @aydinaguilar3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    “You’re so old when you were a kid rainbows were black and white”
    💀💀💀

    • @carriewinward3252
      @carriewinward3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG! That was the best!

    • @sharonapadalecki9923
      @sharonapadalecki9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Will Ferrel is 4 years older than Mark Wahlberg though

    • @twowolveshighfiving
      @twowolveshighfiving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the rock thought pretty hard about Kevin's balls being so evil.

    • @its_britneybicth
      @its_britneybicth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The writer of that line deserves a raise

    • @redakye
      @redakye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it, can someone explain please?

  • @jupiterlesabe
    @jupiterlesabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1936

    "I can't understand how something so small can be rather impressive"
    "Well Mark, you would know about that"

    • @spacificnocean8534
      @spacificnocean8534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dont understand how that's an insult?

    • @joelromero6074
      @joelromero6074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@spacificnocean8534 Because she is implying that his member is small, but also impressive. It does and doesn't work as a joke.

    • @Truevisionsolutions
      @Truevisionsolutions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spacific Nocean REALLY?????? surely your not that stupid!!!

    • @spacificnocean8534
      @spacificnocean8534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If it is impressive than size doesnt matter. Not an insult.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol how can someone actually need that explaining!

  • @OutandAboutwithTrev
    @OutandAboutwithTrev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There must be a very short line for your job,!!!!! I said that to a boss once as I worked out the door! love it....

  • @funkyfiss
    @funkyfiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the Mike Tyson interview!
    "You know.. your a piece of sh××." 😂

  • @benparker384
    @benparker384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3742

    "You supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"
    Thats like something plankton would say

    • @shmoofgang
      @shmoofgang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂you wild

    • @Reddrik
      @Reddrik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL

    • @PilpelAvital
      @PilpelAvital 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ...to his relatives...

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's our prime minister for ya

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ben Parker
      Cartoonish "villain"... Actually, it suits BoJo

  • @imm6795
    @imm6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    Sitting next to tyson has to be the scariest thing ever 😂 especially when he doesn’t like you😂😂😂

    • @Joseph-vx8vp
      @Joseph-vx8vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      fuck that piece of shit Host

    • @beniciokelly2727
      @beniciokelly2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      it takes "what are you gonna do about it?" to another level, imagine trying to raise your fist at a world heavyweight champion boxer.

    • @Q-Bits8
      @Q-Bits8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *doesn't

    • @imm6795
      @imm6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carbon MatrixG3 thx for correcting 😉

    • @yusufnawaz3793
      @yusufnawaz3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The guy shouldnt of exposed mike like

  • @stevensanderson1366
    @stevensanderson1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boris will never not make me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @zionsemaan3127
    @zionsemaan3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Samuel L. Jackson really had that guy in a chokehold smackin himself n all

  • @User-VerseS
    @User-VerseS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    "Snuck isn't a word."
    She brought the wrath of Webster upon herself

    • @lusjackson876
      @lusjackson876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny video 🤣th-cam.com/video/UZEHO9R3vX8/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      dumb bitch

    • @micah.3814
      @micah.3814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Island Time that’s what i was lookin at 👀

    • @herbsandmagick4532
      @herbsandmagick4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, it’s one of those words that was technically wrong but ended up in use, which is how it ended up in the dictionary. It’s like when people say “octopi” (mistaking Greek for Latin) instead of “octopodes” (correct Greek plural) or “octopuses” (acceptable English variant). But because “octopi” was used so often, it is now “allowed” as a variant pluralization.

    • @User-VerseS
      @User-VerseS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@herbsandmagick4532 Snuck is a irregular verb but it is a word. If she said octopuses isn't a word, would you roll with it or pull out a dictionary?

  • @lbe
    @lbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:44 That moment you think you're going to get punched in the face and die. Poor guy 🤣

  • @HerculesRockefellerESQ
    @HerculesRockefellerESQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Somehow I don't doubt that" 🤣