That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 พ.ย. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 10K

  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  5 ปีที่แล้ว +32200

    sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see)
    anyways back to plugging my merch I SELL HOODIES AND TSHIRTS technoblade.com/

  • @crash64-
    @crash64- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10533

    "Which crime has been committed?"
    "You've just invaded every single country on the map"

    • @paulbalet
      @paulbalet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      I mean technically he didn’t invade any countries, they put their countries in his land

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Crunchy exactly lmfao

    • @infiniteannus3389
      @infiniteannus3389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@paulbalet honestly...why didnt the nazis do that

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@infiniteannus3389 Sadly the server didn't have the fill autoclaim addon, so there goes that option.

    • @arson00
      @arson00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he didn't invade, he made them all enclaves of the Antarctic Empire lol

  • @salter1630
    @salter1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10588

    Techno is right tho - he didn't break any rules, and technically every other country is now an enclave with the Antarctic Empire, so not really an invasion, and since no war was offiically recognized, not a warcrime either.

    • @Carl-ld5jy
      @Carl-ld5jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

      He was completely jutified. Here is what he should have done: secretly hired a member of the jury as an assassin, then when techno says the word the Antarctic empire suddenly attacks everyone (the assasin kills a specific target). Then once they all die, techno offers them tge choice: join the empire or die. The ones who don't agree are thrown into a prison for life. Then he would become SMP earths dictator. Muahahah

    • @genesisbeyond4256
      @genesisbeyond4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Wilbur Technically declared war tho even tho he reversed it when Techno said hell come raid.

    • @heck6757
      @heck6757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      17:16

    • @joeyj1036
      @joeyj1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He can also do it again because of how that rule was stated. Technically if he leaves out the oceans or like just Greenland or something he isn’t taking over the “whole world”

    • @heck6757
      @heck6757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JoeyJ 17:16

  • @SomeSpecialMouse
    @SomeSpecialMouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6413

    “Techno, you can’t just take over the world!”
    OBSERVE

    • @sansgaming607
      @sansgaming607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      techno: *Hold my beer*

    • @bingogod9123
      @bingogod9123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok boomer

    • @dawd_
      @dawd_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bingogod9123 remoob ko

    • @lukzy9913
      @lukzy9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Corno Virus: What did you say?

    • @leviewings4689
      @leviewings4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Y o u c a n t j u s t s h o o t a h o l e I n t h e s u r f a c e o f m a r s.

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    Technoblade was accused of invading everyone at once. But here's the thing: Technoblade did not at any point during world conquest enter another country's borders or take land from any country. He just called DIBS on everything that wasn't taken.

    • @pugparty3799
      @pugparty3799 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tru

    • @NebuIize
      @NebuIize 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and it only just so happened that everything that wasnt taken was partially claimed by the other players

    • @First.Name.Surname
      @First.Name.Surname 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “Stop misquoting me” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @Matsroe
    @Matsroe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6437

    Remember when techno said "I call dibs on earth" and people started laughing?
    Look who's laughing now

    • @HawkofJudgment
      @HawkofJudgment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Not them

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      me

    • @Hekza0024
      @Hekza0024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deyan btw me

    • @lesserquack5437
      @lesserquack5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Technoblade = Ohio

    • @Pins30
      @Pins30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reference about Minecraft Monday tnt run (alot of particles)

  • @alexnaughton6929
    @alexnaughton6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4808

    Technically he did not 'invade" any country. He did not enter lands currently owned so the claims were legal and binding.

    • @dabing862
      @dabing862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Big brain

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes.

    • @williamfabiano2586
      @williamfabiano2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

    • @rememberingxd577
      @rememberingxd577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah its big brains time

    • @-0m3rcy0-8
      @-0m3rcy0-8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Technically they where the ones breaking laws and Tecno had all the rights, considering they where now his people, living in HIS land, *to kill them for their behaviour*

  • @YellowfishGaming
    @YellowfishGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19258

    Admins: The goal is to claim land
    Techno: *claims world*
    Admins: Wait that's illegal

    • @72EEL
      @72EEL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Yellowfish Gaming
      Admins when Techno claims 99% of all the land: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @YellowfishGaming
      @YellowfishGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@WooperGamerYT lol ur right

    • @YellowfishGaming
      @YellowfishGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@72EEL indeed

    • @ReaIbentIey
      @ReaIbentIey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Technodick

    • @Kronkrito
      @Kronkrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ReaIbentIey wat

  • @INTRUZIVE
    @INTRUZIVE ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    The fact that techno’s plan was so full proof that not even the admins could stop it is actually bonkers

  • @BictorBerro
    @BictorBerro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12432

    Pete: “Honestly Wilbur, I am proud to stand side by side with Phil and Techno.”
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @lemon5076
      @lemon5076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      im literally reading the comments and when i saw this the video was at this point lel

    • @Agustin77423
      @Agustin77423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lemon5076 me too lol

    • @neophyte_tpk
      @neophyte_tpk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *Everyone will remember that*

    • @kristijanmadhukar516
      @kristijanmadhukar516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yeah screw the people that said. Technoblade should've kicked him.
      Because i did and now i feel bad.

    • @neophyte_tpk
      @neophyte_tpk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kristijanmadhukar516 exactly

  • @darienwhite6223
    @darienwhite6223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8848

    "Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland"
    "Ok I'll come raid"
    "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

  • @Rondy05
    @Rondy05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9709

    Technoblade: I call dibs on the world
    Everyone: ok
    Technoblade: *claims the world*
    Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that

    • @ulle5
      @ulle5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      what is dibs?

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@ulle5 dibs means that you called it and it is yours

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No! This isnt how youre supposed to play the game

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is the best comment in this comment section.

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Everyone:*trials Techno*
      Techno: wait, that’s illegal!

  • @toaster3665
    @toaster3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7065

    Wilbur declares war:
    Techno: *”Challenge accepted.”*
    Wilbur: *”On second thought-“*

  • @justbecauseicould6958
    @justbecauseicould6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5301

    "No claiming the whole world"
    *claims 99%*

    • @ThomasFan5002
      @ThomasFan5002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Big Brain

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nah 99.99999999999999%

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nah 70%

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @just because I could

    • @grimmsoul3096
      @grimmsoul3096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      technoblade did not even claim the whole world lol
      he clamed LESS than 90% of it

  • @kimlynne4869
    @kimlynne4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    The neutrality at the end got me
    Techno radiates power without having to do hardly *anything*

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He wins battles before they even begin. Sun Tzu would be proud.

    • @0god_253
      @0god_253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "I have to do all this work to claim a measly continent?!"

  • @lefishe4594
    @lefishe4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11502

    “I got Fallen Kingdom ready to play on loop.”
    “Why?”
    “i used to rule the world.”

    • @Nitrosta
      @Nitrosta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Chunks would load when I gave the word

    • @boelsboel2208
      @boelsboel2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Now every night I go stow away

    • @Nitrosta
      @Nitrosta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Hide from the mobs I used to slay

    • @abat10
      @abat10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Nitro they were once all terrified

    • @Nitrosta
      @Nitrosta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Everytime I looked into their eyes

  • @josephthomas8714
    @josephthomas8714 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Wilber: this doesn’t violate any server rule
    Also Wilbur: *enforcing the trial with /op*

    • @Phasma457
      @Phasma457 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Also Wilber: Biting

  • @mayleaf9799
    @mayleaf9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9500

    Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

  • @noah-tl1gv
    @noah-tl1gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    to be fair he technically didnt commit a crime, and never invaded either since the website showed that no land inside was replaced by techno's claim, he simply just claimed around them. no crime was committed here i will stand for justice

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ...
      Blood for the blood god

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      He also technically didn’t commit a crime, because SMP Earth didn’t establish any international statutes signed by all members by then. Can’t break a law that doesn’t exist.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also the fact that he was even somewhat willing to give it all back just for some diamonds, and with seemingly no strings attached, which is an amazing deal when you consider the land that belonged to techno would have likely held a majority of the diamonds on the server meaning he would get more if that deal wouldn't go through.

  • @Ciguato
    @Ciguato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7598

    Rule - “No taking over the world.”
    Techno: “aight imma head out”

    • @mageminx7551
      @mageminx7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      TEChNo: I only took 70%

    • @lolz8bit
      @lolz8bit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joe

    • @Ictams
      @Ictams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lolz8bit Joe mama

    • @markdominic8732
      @markdominic8732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now take half of the world

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lolz8bit (guardians reference) Who?

  • @z34rk79
    @z34rk79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Taking over the whole world!!!
    Meanwhile: "Declare war on Techno"
    Techo: you've convinced me to destroy you
    'Declared Neutral'

    • @nejinvader1757
      @nejinvader1757 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      finally not a depressing comment

    • @docker_java
      @docker_java ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Techo???

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 ปีที่แล้ว

      hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nejinvader1757 hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

  • @DinoDealer
    @DinoDealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9062

    Technoblade should’ve said “This is my land now so this “crime” is now legal therefore you can’t hold me against anything”

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      And if they didn't like it, they would have to fight him. And we all know how that would turn out

    • @fibrousone-seededdrupe7568
      @fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@pablopereyra7126 too bad three ppl have access to creative mod tho

    • @limiteatae9791
      @limiteatae9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @The channel that does stupid stuff Drista didn’t die tho lmao

    • @hitwoman5650
      @hitwoman5650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @shadowyeager techno took some bedrock and got a shulker(?) from her

    • @zasery09mc80
      @zasery09mc80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 its called smp for a reason

  • @Illhelppwn
    @Illhelppwn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    "That's a lot of people that are going to declare war on you"
    Techno: uhhhh have you not seen my youtube channel.....?

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Techno: Did you not see how I did in Minecraft Mondays? Do you not know about my bedwars win streak?

    • @72EEL
      @72EEL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      💣 T E C H N O C A N N O N 💣

    • @azureaquatic
      @azureaquatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In Antarctica, you don’t declare war on Technoblade.
      Technoblade declares war on you.

    • @carjis
      @carjis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Someone: I declared war on you!
      Technoblade: do you know how little that narrows it down?

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you not know my key catchphrase, “Technoblade NEVER DIES”

  • @Kiriiii
    @Kiriiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6309

    Wilbur: starts war with techno
    Techno: alright on my way where are you?
    Wilbur: *enables neutral*

    • @potate7598
      @potate7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lol that was great XD

    • @wouldyourather6105
      @wouldyourather6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sreeto basically there were going to fight but now it’s just they aren’t enemies or allies

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Sreeto Basically Wilbur realized it was a death sentence to declare war against Techno lol. Perfect example of instant regret.

    • @molluskcant6355
      @molluskcant6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      zerotwooooo

    • @livs_wrld111
      @livs_wrld111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how on dream SMP they r u the same team ik it’s a different thing but still

  • @just_your_average_menace6183
    @just_your_average_menace6183 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    Keep in mind that Techno called dibs on the planet during episode 1, he didn’t steal any land, he took back what was his

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20716

    To be fair, he _did_ call dibs

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      I know right? Why they gotta be mad? HE CALLED DIBS!

    • @kablanq4673
      @kablanq4673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lmao

    • @speckledpetals9606
      @speckledpetals9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      That trial would have been over right then if he said that

    • @stoneman3800
      @stoneman3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bro, he called dibs

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah

  • @chrisfacchiano7356
    @chrisfacchiano7356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6601

    It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica

    • @tlives
      @tlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🤣

    • @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б
      @ДмитрийРубежов-э1б 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      That's logical. His base in Antarctica. He rule the Earth

    • @ThatGuy-bp8mp
      @ThatGuy-bp8mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It’s was easier for him to name all the land he didn’t own than to name the stuff he did own

    • @cgyoboi
      @cgyoboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It would be even funnier if everyone moved to Antarctica because he didn't claim it lol

    • @justadepressedguywithnobi
      @justadepressedguywithnobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude now he is in antartica in dream smp

  • @spacehunter200
    @spacehunter200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10524

    "And when Alexander gazed upon the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

    • @himanshujoshi5264
      @himanshujoshi5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Yo bro loved by techno

    • @Deadlypichu
      @Deadlypichu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      2nd comic

    • @doomsdaysoldier
      @doomsdaysoldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      This got commented a month ago and techno gave this a hearth HEH?!(congrats u got a hearth from techno from my knowladge that is pretty hard)

    • @captainjacksparrow5771
      @captainjacksparrow5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      L

    • @ohkuhlee
      @ohkuhlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@captainjacksparrow5771 Translate this to English apparently it's, 'THE'.......

  • @Bxll_Bxll
    @Bxll_Bxll ปีที่แล้ว +3699

    He took over the world and now he’s going for the great thrones of the gods.

    • @cythism8106
      @cythism8106 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He's probably already done it. He could've done it the same hour he arrived.

    • @Bxll_Bxll
      @Bxll_Bxll ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@cythism8106 Looking upon us mortals on his throne of potatoes

    • @FakeTerry
      @FakeTerry ปีที่แล้ว +27

      his kratos arc

    • @antonitocotter447
      @antonitocotter447 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not gonna lie, after what Sun Wukong did, I wouldn't be surprised if Heaven had a counter measure prepared incase it ever happened again.... 😑

    • @Bxll_Bxll
      @Bxll_Bxll ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@antonitocotter447 Maybe just the Chinese division tho
      (I like to think that gods of all religions/mythologies exist in different divisions like in an office or school)

  • @lordsplashingtontheiii6778
    @lordsplashingtontheiii6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4784

    Wilbur: This isn't against any server rule. This isn't against anything at all. This is completely within their rights.
    Also Wilbur: trying to give them a sentence even though he himself said they didnt break any rules.
    Big brain Wilbur

    • @prophecynewt2250
      @prophecynewt2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Watch the disclaimer at the end.

    • @iSomeDood
      @iSomeDood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch the vid

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbf he DID say it was a warcrime which is also very much a punishable thing lol

    • @bigbigbig42
      @bigbigbig42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@darkhorseash4337 And that is where he is wrong, what Mr. Blade did was not a war crime in any way.

    • @Lillythepanda123
      @Lillythepanda123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@darkhorseash4337 yeah but
      He never declared war on anybody so it’s not a war crime lmao

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9106

    The funniest thing is that Techno is actually capable of waging war with the rest of the world and winning.

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I see, so this is where your took lessons for art of war Lelouch, I knew it! Playing with Schneizel couldn't have made you this good!

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 I am not Lelouch. Nor am I Suzaku. I am a Symbol that will always fight against oppression!
      But, yes, you’re right. Lol

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Jay-ki8oq blood for the blood god

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And all just as a smokescreen for the Great Potato War

    • @WarriorLordOfAbyss
      @WarriorLordOfAbyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol so true

  • @fairysniper8386
    @fairysniper8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3470

    "I got Fallen Kingdom ready to loop"
    "wait why?"
    "I USED TO RUUUUUULE THE WOOOOOOOORLLLLLD"

    • @mrcandycane9310
      @mrcandycane9310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like your profile pick 😂

    • @az1202
      @az1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mrcandycane9310 profile pickaxe

    • @zniszczupl
      @zniszczupl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@az1202 profile pickaxe pog

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get the comments about your profile picture

    • @fairysniper8386
      @fairysniper8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Case2_0 i changed it that's why

  • @aliasgharm1886
    @aliasgharm1886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Conquering Earth was too easy for him, so took it to the next level and conquered the afterlife. RIP Technoblade.

    • @hoggo7448
      @hoggo7448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      dam that hit hard

    • @Amexican24353
      @Amexican24353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rip techno

    • @goosifyed9717
      @goosifyed9717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He is overthrowing the kingdom of god

    • @EpsilonWire
      @EpsilonWire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FeZerved [Best videos] you dont make better vids as far as i know but technoblade did say he’s going to hell so you got us there

    • @chainman958
      @chainman958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ya that hit hard and low

  • @findog3395
    @findog3395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7278

    They literally just made high IQ plays and they weren’t allowed

    • @AetherSphere
      @AetherSphere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly!

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Suffering from Success

    • @somethingstuffguy4159
      @somethingstuffguy4159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      its the /top situation all over again

    • @AmorDeae
      @AmorDeae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      On the same level as driving a truck into the oval office, killing the president, sitting on the chair and then attempting to command the guards to go away because you're the president now.
      So they are just a couple of annoying pricks on the server. But with diamonds being the currency, inviting them on the server doesn't seem to be the only bad decision on the administration side.

    • @scarletcript4148
      @scarletcript4148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      geez dude no need to be so sensitive calm down

  • @skinniboi
    @skinniboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4948

    its funny that he owns the whole world except for antarctica

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANTARCTICA, EVEN SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T LIVE THERE!!!

    • @emilypalm8146
      @emilypalm8146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      i'm so glad other people noticed that the antarctic empire owns everything except antarctica

    • @ghjklkop7868
      @ghjklkop7868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And New Zealand

    • @gabyzz1331
      @gabyzz1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ironic

    • @herelizabethan
      @herelizabethan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he isnt real-

  • @One-ke4xy
    @One-ke4xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    techno should've stood up and said
    "I demand trial by combat!"
    and then kill all of them

    • @TheAwesomeAccount
      @TheAwesomeAccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They are all admins and were using creative mode. No chance

    • @imvegan1994
      @imvegan1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      yeah the admins would get destroyed

    • @isaactrockman4417
      @isaactrockman4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yessss

    • @splayairplane3418
      @splayairplane3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Select the strongest member of the jury and do trial by combat

    • @LHepi-ur2qe
      @LHepi-ur2qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is SneegSnag, or Techno the ultimate PVP god?

  • @capitancat5131
    @capitancat5131 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Wilbur: *turns dramatically* "Who's watching the family guy in the background?"

  • @mamamia7050
    @mamamia7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4329

    "hippity hoppity get of my property"
    - sun tzu, art of war

    • @Miles26545
      @Miles26545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is true

    • @suntzu3905
      @suntzu3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i said that

    • @matteggert9766
      @matteggert9766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to be that guy, but *off

    • @techno-chan8903
      @techno-chan8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Galaxyisnoob 100 oh, understandable

    • @nazarseas7008
      @nazarseas7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Galaxyisnoob 100 understandable,have a nice day

  • @mootwo_
    @mootwo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    SMP Earth, 2019: Techno gets talked over while trying to roleplay (16:20)
    Dream SMP, 2020: Techno gets talked over while trying to roleplay (His revolution stream from Nov 16th)

    • @arseniclarceny4160
      @arseniclarceny4160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Fer Reaf No wonder he doesn’t participate much,, It seems like a common occurrence. As a dnd player i’d probably either get really pissed or lose all confidence if i just got talked over constantly. :/

    • @16letter68
      @16letter68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      cinematic parallels huh

    • @TheNoviceAnimator_
      @TheNoviceAnimator_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I feel for him I never talk cause people do the same to me : (

    • @lilowhitney8614
      @lilowhitney8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's inevitable to get talked over when so many players participate

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smp earth was a roleplay?

  • @nylti_xelic
    @nylti_xelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5274

    in techno's defense, he went insane planting potatoes for 15 hours a day

    • @diamondz4057
      @diamondz4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes indeed

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Don't lie to me, you strange chimera, I watched his old videos and I'm 93% sure that he was never sane to begin with.

    • @Jibbleyang
      @Jibbleyang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diamondz4057 I guess you don’t know what a joke is

    • @iamanidot8498
      @iamanidot8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diamondz4057 uh, sarcasm? jokes? dude it isnt really rocket science to understand jokes no need to overanalyse lmao

    • @diamondz4057
      @diamondz4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iamanidot8498 not over analysing, when I first saw the comment I thought he said something very offensive, so I thought I should say something about it.
      But ya I'll take what I said down, I get tired easily comments stuff, so I'll leave you all the what ever you where doing.

  • @snicklelord4808
    @snicklelord4808 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +651

    Looking back it should've been Wilbur on trial

  • @spirit9783
    @spirit9783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Wilbur: Declares war
    Techno: You wanna go?
    Wilbur: Actually nevermind

  • @s_napps
    @s_napps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    12:57
    Phil: Can we stop the thunder it’s loud af. Can’t hear
    “Shut up criminal”

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Philly?

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Golden line in chat

    • @iammarqsalt1583
      @iammarqsalt1583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The child against the old man

    • @sanscoolson5125
      @sanscoolson5125 ปีที่แล้ว

      How come I just read this and immediately know it was Tommy before reading who said that.

  • @NetLockGaming
    @NetLockGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5025

    Wilbur: “you have not broken any rules”
    Also Wilbur: “ however you have committed a war crime”

    • @johnwayne6482
      @johnwayne6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      NetLockGaming rules =/= war crimes

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Technically
      They didnt go to war at any given point
      So if it's not a crime because there are no rules and there was no war so it can't be a war crime so techies finezies

    • @johnwayne6482
      @johnwayne6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      _MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I agree, he didn’t commit any, but your comment assumes war crimes and rules are the same thing. They are not

    • @yejiacharlesshen5501
      @yejiacharlesshen5501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hey there

    • @NetLockGaming
      @NetLockGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      charlie edits why hello good sir

  • @RoxyGuy-s7m
    @RoxyGuy-s7m 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    the fact that at 9:29 after they took over the world, the description for the empire says ''Techno is still watching frozen 2'' is just so freaking funny

  • @retroman5841
    @retroman5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    If I may make a defense, he never individually entered a single country, so therefore it could not be a war crime as he never invaded a single country.

    • @mehedi1178
      @mehedi1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      True, all the country put themselves inside techno's border.

    • @marutotigre3488
      @marutotigre3488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Im confused as how invading another contry would be considered a war crime, sure its war, but war and war crimes aren't the same thing.
      I mean sure, they would end up in a war, and if they won they could sue him for reparations but it wouldn't really be for war crimes.

    • @onyxiris
      @onyxiris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@marutotigre3488 Techno would have invaded all countries simultaneously, which violates the rules of war and thus constitutes a war crime.

    • @marutotigre3488
      @marutotigre3488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@onyxiris No? At worst it could be said he didn't make a formal declaration of war, but the operating rule of the server was mostly at war until said otherwise, so that's iffy at best.
      And no rules of war prevent invading everybody at once, the only repercussions for that would be being at war with everybody, wich is in it of itself big enough deterent.

    • @onyxiris
      @onyxiris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@marutotigre3488 does Article 8 (2) (B) xiii of the Rome Statute on War Crimes, seizing enemy's property without property being imperatively demanded by the necessities of war, and section 2 (e) VIII, ordering the displacement of the civilian population for reasons related to the conflict, help to clarify why what Technoblade did was still a war crime?

  • @justakidicarus1191
    @justakidicarus1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4461

    "For you, the world Phil."
    Respect a man who can keep his promises.

    • @valerierae76
      @valerierae76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He kept his promise before making the promise XD

    • @bushramanoo
      @bushramanoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A stack of likes to this man

    • @calebhanly2026
      @calebhanly2026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @FeZerved [Best videos] bro for your own sake delete this before others see it

    • @Mio_Chxn
      @Mio_Chxn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where was this quote originally said?

    • @grey8288
      @grey8288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Mio_Chxn On the DSMP. C!Techno had ultimate loyalty to c!Phil, which they developed based on their bonds in the Artic Empire, which they brought into their lore via Techno moving to an artic environment and Phil even adopting the artic empire skin. C!Techno had one goal, to abolish government, but outside of that, his top priority was his allies and above all of them was Philza.
      Pretty sure it was the stream where he got a new home, but not positive.

  • @allen8655
    @allen8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9343

    Bruh he conquered the earth just to throw off a potato farmer

    • @RineYFD
      @RineYFD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS

    • @alknight7212
      @alknight7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Rine he used biggest brain

    • @Smallges
      @Smallges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Justin Nowaczynski Its a youtube video comment section. No one cares 🌚

    • @Genetix.
      @Genetix. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Justin Nowaczynski stolen

    • @Smallges
      @Smallges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Genetix. nice

  • @jeffreyyin
    @jeffreyyin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Techno is currently conquering the land of gods, his new journey has just started. It is sad that we can't witness his adventure this time

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    Techno: *joins SMPEarth*
    Wilbur: why is boss music playing

    • @Hatkid_
      @Hatkid_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *negalovania starts playing*

    • @angrycarljohnson69
      @angrycarljohnson69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hatkid _yt no

    • @ТатьянаДурнова-у8ъ
      @ТатьянаДурнова-у8ъ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hatkid _yt Technolovania

    • @Hatkid_
      @Hatkid_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ТатьянаДурнова-у8ъ *technolovania starts playing*
      *everone left the game*

  • @jacobvertiz1108
    @jacobvertiz1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18348

    Can we all just appreciate that he went through all that effort JUST to throw off another potato farmer.

    • @aang8026
      @aang8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      HOT DOG DERP of bacon yes

    • @JoeisBack
      @JoeisBack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      HAHHAHAHAHA ikr a true mad lad

    • @uiri
      @uiri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      E

    • @minipiedmonte
      @minipiedmonte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yez

    • @MidgIsCool
      @MidgIsCool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yap

  • @GameArchiver
    @GameArchiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10656

    "First of all, I didn't break any rules, so I'm not a criminal."
    "Second of all, you're all on my land."
    lmao

  • @phoenixmilburn8759
    @phoenixmilburn8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Technos really good reasons for taking over the world
    1.Cmon
    2.itll be funny

  • @ssssssssssssssssssssssssss3892
    @ssssssssssssssssssssssssss3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3824

    The sun never sets on the AntarcticEmpire.

    • @splayairplane3418
      @splayairplane3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Only in summer though

    • @bbarbiter
      @bbarbiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Splayairplane E good thing there's no seasons in minecraft

    • @Kizaco
      @Kizaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @jeffreyliu747
      @jeffreyliu747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was a saying when Britain use to rule a lot a parts of the world

    • @coltenrice5992
      @coltenrice5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jeffrey liu yeah pretty sure that’s the joke idot

  • @clarkepiatt8245
    @clarkepiatt8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3388

    Remember: all of this was just a distraction for the great potato wars

    • @BatteryWinter
      @BatteryWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Chaotic neutral

    • @mattgaleur4240
      @mattgaleur4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      This man win two war at the same time

    • @emanon7624
      @emanon7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got 666 likes when I posted this comment

    • @mjnji
      @mjnji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now 777 likes

  • @getonleagueguys7557
    @getonleagueguys7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    so basically he
    *Used to rule the world*

    • @nike01x26
      @nike01x26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Chunk would load when he flying by

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Now every night he goes and flies away

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Above the lands of people who he used to slay

    • @heindrichpepler709
      @heindrichpepler709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      One minute I was the king

    • @ahebeshere5842
      @ahebeshere5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Next minute a trial goes all against me

  • @Conranimations
    @Conranimations 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    The judge for the trial 4 years later being a abuser......nah technoblade wins none theless. Technoblade never dies

  • @Randomhuman990
    @Randomhuman990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    A: taking over the world is not classified as a war crime
    B: everyone is trespassing in techno’s land

    • @discord.
      @discord. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A and B

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      C. He didn’t invade them, he made them enclaves

  • @trapzone7072
    @trapzone7072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    I’m gonna tell my kids this was Sun Tzu

    • @Migixkem
      @Migixkem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good idea

    • @wintercheckmate869
      @wintercheckmate869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Why would you degrade techno like that. I mean techno has WAYYYY more subs then sun tzu ever had.

    • @wowwee4950
      @wowwee4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is

    • @suntzu_official
      @suntzu_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You dare?

    • @wowwee4950
      @wowwee4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suntzu_official 確實

  • @yazunhc
    @yazunhc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4122

    Techno sounds like he's reading a Christmas book for his kids every time he talks.

    • @jomama5935
      @jomama5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      HugeOPness he was an english major you non

    • @yazunhc
      @yazunhc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@jomama5935 What's your point, you dense sack of potatoes? I was referring to his tone of voice. Imagine liking your own comment to validate yourself.

    • @remindertostayhydrated602
      @remindertostayhydrated602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      HugeOPness holy crap what did you jump on him for?

    • @DragonTheseNuts
      @DragonTheseNuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@remindertostayhydrated602 he called him the n word

    • @yazunhc
      @yazunhc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@remindertostayhydrated602 No? He was acting as if I just insulted his father. Trying to inform me that he was an English major as if I just insulted the mans intelligence or speech.

  • @ItsJustChri5
    @ItsJustChri5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    if anyone's wondering how they were able to claim without power, i have a theory.
    in programming, there's something called an "integer underflow." basically, if a number is too small for a computer to read, it'll loop around to the highest integer possible.
    basically, by trying to remove their power, the admins accidentally gave them more.

    • @ImbuedHunter
      @ImbuedHunter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Assuming it is a normal factions plugin, you can claim without power, others can just claim your claimed land if you don't have power.

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i think it also could have been an error where the programmers programmed it as something like:
      if (currentPower = maxPower) {
      //don’t claim;
      }
      instead of
      if (currentPower >= maxPower) {
      //don’t claim;
      }

    • @GunnerSiIva
      @GunnerSiIva 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mcmonkey26 no, it's a normal feature to be able to claim without power

  • @WolfbitPlays
    @WolfbitPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Techno is the only person to upload less, AFTER he went fulltime

    • @justsomerandomguyjk6860
      @justsomerandomguyjk6860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is why pewds has more subs than him
      Lol

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      u kno he live streams right?

    • @AndrewDevourer
      @AndrewDevourer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adhd makes work less fun even tho its the exact same thing XD

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Benjamin Sigouin he uploaded 3 times last week

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's basically every other day

  • @blazemenace1208
    @blazemenace1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2378

    15:29 "who is watching family guy in the background?"
    *"UH THE COPYRIGHT TRIAL IS NEXT"*

    • @YoshiFan15_256
      @YoshiFan15_256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      “Watching Big Bang Theory Funny Moments.”

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “laughing over what other people are saying intensifies”

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Technoblade: *gets invited to any event ever*
    Also Technoblade: "How can we completely break this to my advantage."

  • @mrscorystokes9360
    @mrscorystokes9360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Aged like Wine: 16:06 "I am proud to stand side by side with Techno"

  • @oH_._
    @oH_._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    Technoblade: (Does a harmless prank)
    Chip: Eh, seems funny
    Wilbur: I'll go along with the joke
    Josh: (Actually serious) So you have chosen *_GETTING BANNED_*

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who's josh? Is he the same josh as its_josh?

    • @deemolitiont1845
      @deemolitiont1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@lilypaigeham no, they're talking about JoshA20, who's a mod of Wilbur and one of the owners of SMP Earth

  • @kenji9445
    @kenji9445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    Technoblade: *becomes good at smpearth*
    Admins: *this is not OKIE DOKIE*

    • @1maxiuns
      @1maxiuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      admins: that is not very cash money of you

    • @watersheep8883
      @watersheep8883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He said dibs on earth so its all kk

    • @takoyakiiii
      @takoyakiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@watersheep8883 the Sheep has spoken

    • @brothdian
      @brothdian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@watersheep8883 the council has spoken

  • @mitjakovac278
    @mitjakovac278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    Wilbur: * declares war on the antarctic empire *
    Techno: okay imma Come raid now
    Wilbur: * declares neutrality with the antarctic empire *

    • @demonicdemonic6770
      @demonicdemonic6770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Bet Wilber was saying "Fair enough no war shall be committed I choose life."

    • @masongao123
      @masongao123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

  • @maxphil2465
    @maxphil2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Now, he’s conquering SMP Heaven.
    Goodbye Technoblade. Thanks for everything 👑

    • @grimmsoul3096
      @grimmsoul3096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wonder if god will be a boomer?
      and how long that will last?

    • @iamlosingmysanityrapidly
      @iamlosingmysanityrapidly ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro shut up the purpose of the channel is we revist and laugh at what was techno stop make sad dumbass

  • @thatneo4133
    @thatneo4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    "dibs on the planet"
    -Technoblade
    He's a man of his words

  • @warcrimes8572
    @warcrimes8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    Techno joins SMP Earth;
    Admins: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @savanareherman654
    @savanareherman654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    This man... conquered the whole world... *as a distraction to rule the potato market...... he wins capitalism*

    • @diamondz4057
      @diamondz4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes he dose

    • @Inhale_8632
      @Inhale_8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dont over *dose* 200000 potatoes per day

    • @nobj7824
      @nobj7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait,

    • @juliusroman8616
      @juliusroman8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Inhale_8632 Sounds like something from the Daily Dose of Internet.

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juliusroman8616 *does

  • @JackLupton
    @JackLupton 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    i remember the plot in twist in the potato war which described why he wasnt streaming, it wasnt the cough, it was the potatos

  • @nyphron3109
    @nyphron3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Can you describe Techno's channel with one sentence?
    Wilbur: "It's probably a war crime"

  • @Matsroe
    @Matsroe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    When the smart kid outplays the principal and the teachers.

    • @tanaka6691
      @tanaka6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Teachers: *That wasn't very cash money of you*

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and yet despite him not breaking any rules he still did something wrong

  • @clayxros576
    @clayxros576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    I get it was rp, but I absolutely love how you were completely in your legal right and the admins were cheating to stop you cause they didnt like it. Calling them boomers is quite accurate.

    • @bimmer24m32
      @bimmer24m32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He wasn’t completely in the right the admins could have stated imperialism is a crime but they didn’t so he was somewhat in the right

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bimmer24m32 where did they say that imperialism is bad?

    • @phil8910
      @phil8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bobtheregular721 they never did, but they could have, so uuuuuuuh

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@phil8910 Yes, but laws dont count if they dont exist. Murder is considered pretty normal, and stealing isn't sentenced with jail or community service, so we can assume that real world laws dont apply. This means that imperialism is perfectly legal.

  • @eleazarbarnett8573
    @eleazarbarnett8573 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can't believe I never watched Technoblade until after hes gone. I'm gonna have to go through and watch a lot of these.

  • @osmion6426
    @osmion6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    "To conquer a nation, First disarm it's citizens"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @Embattled5211
    @Embattled5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "Sadly, I believe that every member of the jury has a conflict of interest, and therefore we cannot hold a trial. As such, the charges MUST be dropped."

    • @jasonalbert6251
      @jasonalbert6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If Technoblade had a law degree, he’d be unstoppable.

    • @HermitCree
      @HermitCree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jasonalbert6251 oh GOD Techno with a law degree the world would just fall

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      every single human on the planet has a conflict of interest lmao

  • @abosisabyss
    @abosisabyss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4429

    Technoblade has earned the achievement “When pigs fly “

    • @xdraphi6363
      @xdraphi6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Lopzinc it is a achievement in minecraft. Fly a pig off a cliff. Thats why the joke is funny

    • @tinyboxjackiplier3642
      @tinyboxjackiplier3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @unigamerderp7430
      @unigamerderp7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh techno did it already in hypixel

    • @Peeppoop-l6d
      @Peeppoop-l6d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heheh. I.get it.

    • @condimentman9533
      @condimentman9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s a pun

  • @grimmy2663
    @grimmy2663 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Look, on my works 'ye mighty and despair, Nothing beside remain round the decay of that collasal wreck, boundless and bare. lone and level sands stretch far away."

  • @allisonhewitt5374
    @allisonhewitt5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    “You fools we have the main character!”
    I lost it lmao

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    SMP Earth Members: Wait it's all Technoblade?
    **Flashback to Techno calling dibs on earth**
    *Always has been*

    • @matthewhernandez6508
      @matthewhernandez6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland"
      "Ok I'll come raid"
      "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

    • @henryhoward9679
      @henryhoward9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wilbur didn't Expect W.A.P. ( Weaponized Assault Penguins)

    • @bluenoob5945
      @bluenoob5945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@henryhoward9679 ._.

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    17:10
    !: "Your faction is now to *enemy* to newfoundland"
    Techno: ok fine ill come raid.
    !: "Your faction is now to *neutral* to newfoundland"

    • @Migixkem
      @Migixkem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't wanna get rekt

    • @adrianrheed5105
      @adrianrheed5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They knew that techno is a god in pvp and raiding cuz hes been playin factions for over 2 and a half years

  • @Mrchomk
    @Mrchomk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Rest in peace to the man who had helped me and many others. Let your life live on forever in the legend of the king of Minecraft and the undisputed potato king. Thank you Techno. For the memories and hard times that you have helped me and many others through.

  • @tutydyfruty1702
    @tutydyfruty1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3965

    “This is witchcraft, I’m just not gonna ask, glad that man’s on my side.”
    “Oh you got a Notch apple. Twelve?! Uh- uh- Chat we choose good allies, we choose good allies Chat.”
    Techno admiring Phil while being low-key scared of him. The best duo✋

    • @WingOfFire2255
      @WingOfFire2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yes, and I mean it's funny I mean that was witchcraft and smart

    • @explorerbe632
      @explorerbe632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dude i was about to go in the “Oh you got a Notch apple." part and then i bumped into your comment

    • @xx_r.i.p_technoblade_xx1160
      @xx_r.i.p_technoblade_xx1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up technoblade makes better content

    • @masterweird
      @masterweird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i read this as he said it...

  • @basilioyur7132
    @basilioyur7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    When he said "dibs on the planet" in the start he wasnt joking

  • @horiaduna2311
    @horiaduna2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2675

    The moment techno was betrayed by arlus was the first time he experienced anti-government sentiment

    • @snarls3760
      @snarls3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Oh so smp earth is canon

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      My head canon is when Abraham Lincoln died in ultimate hunger games he became anti government

    • @ittselli3245
      @ittselli3245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Panda10million v o u c h

    • @hexcss9153
      @hexcss9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@snarls3760 Not sure about SMP Earth, but interestingly enough, Mc Mondays, MCC, and the Mr Beast Duel are actually canon

    • @Case2_0
      @Case2_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snarls3760 I think si

  • @lightningboltc2683
    @lightningboltc2683 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Wilbur was about to sentence them to be nibbled

    • @ethanwallis5678
      @ethanwallis5678 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😔🙏

    • @AquaAssassin
      @AquaAssassin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      May god have mercy on their souls

    • @bucko2356
      @bucko2356 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      W I L B E R H U N G Y

  • @twkyu
    @twkyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3421

    *techno conquers world*
    wilbur: wait you can’t do that
    techno: isn’t the point of world conquest to claim the world
    wilbur: but **no**

    • @moneymonkey5387
      @moneymonkey5387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Wilbur said in his stream that it was the other admins that forced him to do it, they were actually really mad at techno and wanted him banned

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      DA WEIRDO wow boomers.

    • @sn7y534
      @sn7y534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wilbur***

    • @twkyu
      @twkyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      DA WEIRDO i think josh was the only one that was mad though, i don’t think chip was

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@moneymonkey5387 Chip was cool with it (even tried to help out, he is the voice who said about skipping chunks), and Wilbur just went with the joke. Josh was legit wanting to shadowrealm Techno to oblivion.

  • @Quinnie0821
    @Quinnie0821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Techno: *gets called out for commiting a war crime
    Also Techno: Ok boomer

  • @KawaiiPandass123
    @KawaiiPandass123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    "I can’t wait to tell everyone to hippety hoppety get off my property"

    • @sakamotoren1222
      @sakamotoren1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Antarctic Empire did what Nazi's didn't do in WW2

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the subtitles

    • @Aurafuhll
      @Aurafuhll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Techno is too good

    • @xtremegamer9810
      @xtremegamer9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mello guys iam 11

    • @llamazing4326
      @llamazing4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dani?

  • @richminer1
    @richminer1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    4 yrs later and he still makes me laugh with every video. Legend.

  • @johnhammond3539
    @johnhammond3539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I love that there is a rule “first person to leak the IP gets their kneecaps stolen”

    • @atomicriptide
      @atomicriptide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn’t it public now anyway?

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@atomicriptide idk

    • @iasked9392
      @iasked9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@atomicriptide from what i know, theres a seperate public server. This server where the streamers play ended a couple months ago

  • @pewpew2321
    @pewpew2321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Best part of the stream, imo, is when Sp00n gets mad about the “unspoken rules of not claiming the world” even though Wilbur explicitly states that it is not a rule and it is in every players right (before the Techno convention) to do so.

    • @o2Adil
      @o2Adil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sp00n is a legend
      Watch SMII7Y spoon show

    • @Abdi_591
      @Abdi_591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does he stream on

    • @gummy2955
      @gummy2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the best par was when pete joined them

  • @jakekekw8290
    @jakekekw8290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I love how Pete is basically technoblade’s hype man now

  • @thearcanehunter2736
    @thearcanehunter2736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how "That Time I Conquered SMP Earth" is the second of four videos of the entire series.

  • @patrickriordan7230
    @patrickriordan7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Wilbur: they will all declare war on you.
    Techno: what are they gonna do, fight me?
    Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells: absolutely tf not

    • @tacticalirishboi6914
      @tacticalirishboi6914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m not going to like for no reason in particular

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basterd

    • @songbonnie1953
      @songbonnie1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why do i think of someone who did it anyways

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Techno offering a sword: "WHO WANTS TO BE KING"

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@songbonnie1953 well, to be fair, they did write “Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells”.

  • @rodaguj5718
    @rodaguj5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    they: delete the antartic empire
    techno: no
    they: so its war
    techno: ok, so get out of my property

    • @killer-ll4pn
      @killer-ll4pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol true

    • @drake-rq9nn
      @drake-rq9nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Techno and phil could take all of them

  • @kappakappa1307
    @kappakappa1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Technoblade: **Takes over the whole planet**
    Wilbur: *”This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game.”*

    • @frostcoroger8326
      @frostcoroger8326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *GAME OVER*

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like
      Wilbur: Welcome to SMP earth, the goal is to conquer the entire world!
      *A week passes*
      Techno:*Conquers the world*
      Wilbur:Wait, that's illegal.