That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
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Ok
ol
hell ye
Ok
it's ok technoblade
"No claiming the whole world"
*claims 99%*
Big Brain
Nah 99.99999999999999%
nah 70%
@just because I could
technoblade did not even claim the whole world lol
he clamed LESS than 90% of it
They literally just made high IQ plays and they weren’t allowed
Exactly!
Suffering from Success
its the /top situation all over again
On the same level as driving a truck into the oval office, killing the president, sitting on the chair and then attempting to command the guards to go away because you're the president now.
So they are just a couple of annoying pricks on the server. But with diamonds being the currency, inviting them on the server doesn't seem to be the only bad decision on the administration side.
geez dude no need to be so sensitive calm down
Wilbur declares war:
Techno: *”Challenge accepted.”*
Wilbur: *”On second thought-“*
💀
💀
Tom
💀
@@flarie7853💀
The fact that techno’s plan was so full proof that not even the admins could stop it is actually bonkers
fool* proof
Technoboat!!!
Technoboat!!
Technoboat!!!
@@Ratatouille-loltechnoboat!!!!
“Techno, you can’t just take over the world!”
OBSERVE
techno: *Hold my beer*
Ok boomer
@@bingogod9123 remoob ko
Corno Virus: What did you say?
Y o u c a n t j u s t s h o o t a h o l e I n t h e s u r f a c e o f m a r s.
"I've gotta defend my land by disbanding it"
"I've gotta defend my country by nuking it."
Can't conquer what isn't there
Belka, is that you?
You cant attack something that is already destroyed.
Actual Israeli strategy
Nuking the country, not disbanding it
Well, disbanding by nuking
The ole' Swiss strategy
Technoblade was accused of invading everyone at once. But here's the thing: Technoblade did not at any point during world conquest enter another country's borders or take land from any country. He just called DIBS on everything that wasn't taken.
Taking over the whole world!!!
Meanwhile: "Declare war on Techno"
Techo: you've convinced me to destroy you
'Declared Neutral'
finally not a depressing comment
Techo???
hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
@@nejinvader1757 hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
“I got Fallen Kingdom ready to play on loop.”
“Why?”
“i used to rule the world.”
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay
Nitro they were once all terrified
Everytime I looked into their eyes
Remember when techno said "I call dibs on earth" and people started laughing?
Look who's laughing now
Not them
me
Deyan btw me
Technoblade = Ohio
reference about Minecraft Monday tnt run (alot of particles)
He took over the world and now he’s going for the great thrones of the gods.
He's probably already done it. He could've done it the same hour he arrived.
@@cythism8106 Looking upon us mortals on his throne of potatoes
his kratos arc
Not gonna lie, after what Sun Wukong did, I wouldn't be surprised if Heaven had a counter measure prepared incase it ever happened again.... 😑
@@antonitocotter447 Maybe just the Chinese division tho
(I like to think that gods of all religions/mythologies exist in different divisions like in an office or school)
Wilber: this doesn’t violate any server rule
Also Wilbur: *enforcing the trial with /op*
"Which crime has been committed?"
"You've just invaded every single country on the map"
I mean technically he didn’t invade any countries, they put their countries in his land
Crunchy exactly lmfao
@@paulbalet honestly...why didnt the nazis do that
@@infiniteannus3389 Sadly the server didn't have the fill autoclaim addon, so there goes that option.
he didn't invade, he made them all enclaves of the Antarctic Empire lol
Rule - “No taking over the world.”
Techno: “aight imma head out”
TEChNo: I only took 70%
Joe
@@lolz8bit Joe mama
Now take half of the world
@@lolz8bit (guardians reference) Who?
Conquering Earth was too easy for him, so took it to the next level and conquered the afterlife. RIP Technoblade.
dam that hit hard
Rip techno
He is overthrowing the kingdom of god
@FeZerved [Best videos] you dont make better vids as far as i know but technoblade did say he’s going to hell so you got us there
ya that hit hard and low
Looking back it should've been Wilbur on trial
Amazing comment
LOL
Lmaoooo
so true
LMFAOOOOO
Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"
13:35
9:38 I really stood and clapped
@Amel Bougrouz *sad misa noises*
am the 777 liker
Yea
"hippity hoppity get of my property"
- sun tzu, art of war
This is true
i said that
Not to be that guy, but *off
@Galaxyisnoob 100 oh, understandable
@Galaxyisnoob 100 understandable,have a nice day
Wilbur: *turns dramatically* "Who's watching the family guy in the background?"
Keep in mind that Techno called dibs on the planet during episode 1, he didn’t steal any land, he took back what was his
Bruh he conquered the earth just to throw off a potato farmer
MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS
Rine he used biggest brain
Justin Nowaczynski Its a youtube video comment section. No one cares 🌚
Justin Nowaczynski stolen
@@Genetix. nice
"That's a lot of people that are going to declare war on you"
Techno: uhhhh have you not seen my youtube channel.....?
Techno: Did you not see how I did in Minecraft Mondays? Do you not know about my bedwars win streak?
💣 T E C H N O C A N N O N 💣
In Antarctica, you don’t declare war on Technoblade.
Technoblade declares war on you.
Someone: I declared war on you!
Technoblade: do you know how little that narrows it down?
Do you not know my key catchphrase, “Technoblade NEVER DIES”
Techno is currently conquering the land of gods, his new journey has just started. It is sad that we can't witness his adventure this time
@FeZerved [Best videos] true he was aethist
Nope…HE ALREADY WON
if anyone's wondering how they were able to claim without power, i have a theory.
in programming, there's something called an "integer underflow." basically, if a number is too small for a computer to read, it'll loop around to the highest integer possible.
basically, by trying to remove their power, the admins accidentally gave them more.
The sun never sets on the AntarcticEmpire.
Only in summer though
Splayairplane E good thing there's no seasons in minecraft
Nice
This was a saying when Britain use to rule a lot a parts of the world
jeffrey liu yeah pretty sure that’s the joke idot
so basically he
*Used to rule the world*
Chunk would load when he flying by
Now every night he goes and flies away
Above the lands of people who he used to slay
One minute I was the king
Next minute a trial goes all against me
I still remembered the day I watched this video back in 2019. I just can't believe that Techno's gone, when I saw the new video's title, I thought he was going to take a break but I wasn't expecting what the video was actually about :c
Rest in peace Techno, you will forever be remembered as a legend
@FeZerved [Best videos] What the heck is wrong with you
10:06 that didn’t age well
Oh boi
Lol
its funny that he owns the whole world except for antarctica
NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANTARCTICA, EVEN SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T LIVE THERE!!!
i'm so glad other people noticed that the antarctic empire owns everything except antarctica
And New Zealand
Ironic
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he isnt real-
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Sun Tzu
Good idea
Why would you degrade techno like that. I mean techno has WAYYYY more subs then sun tzu ever had.
It is
You dare?
@@suntzu_official 確實
Now, he’s conquering SMP Heaven.
Goodbye Technoblade. Thanks for everything 👑
wonder if god will be a boomer?
and how long that will last?
Bro shut up the purpose of the channel is we revist and laugh at what was techno stop make sad dumbass
as Techno goes to take on the kingdom of heaven, SMP earth and his channel and minecraft account will all remain untouched for the rest of eternity...
He was aethist
@@residentsleeper9764 he wrote in a book on minecraft that he was going to the kingdom of heaven, so shut.
To be fair, he _did_ call dibs
I know right? Why they gotta be mad? HE CALLED DIBS!
Lmao
That trial would have been over right then if he said that
Bro, he called dibs
yeah
"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland"
"Ok I'll come raid"
"Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"
Nobody f&&ks with the Techno Empire
And then in the raid he takes over the whole world again just to flex
That would've been funnee
Timestamp?
@@savanaho7687 17:08
Technos really good reasons for taking over the world
1.Cmon
2.itll be funny
Wilbur was about to sentence them to be nibbled
😔🙏
Techno: the strong general
Phil: the cunning strategist
Pete: the ruthless emperor
Techno is all combined
Techno: the unkillable general #1 potato emperor world conquering strategist
Phil and Pete: here for the ride
Why does this seem to remind me of Italy back when Italy was super divided
@@vanixiii5657 nv
Ok
Admins: The goal is to claim land
Techno: *claims world*
Admins: Wait that's illegal
Yellowfish Gaming
Admins when Techno claims 99% of all the land: Wait, that’s illegal
@@WooperGamerYT lol ur right
@@72EEL indeed
Technodick
@@MipeStiocic391 wat
Once the Earth and Now the Heavens, Technoblade Never Dies We'll miss you Nerd
He was aethist
@@residentsleeper9764 I made this comment in regards to the Will he wrote on the Dream SMP
Aged like Wine: 16:06 "I am proud to stand side by side with Techno"
Nobody:
Techno: “I used to ruuuuuuuuule the world”.
For like 20 minutes
Still counts
@@aundersave lol
*Chunks would load when i gave the word*
Genghis Kahn
Pete: “Honestly Wilbur, I am proud to stand side by side with Phil and Techno.”
*Everyone liked that*
im literally reading the comments and when i saw this the video was at this point lel
@@lemon5076 me too lol
*Everyone will remember that*
Yeah screw the people that said. Technoblade should've kicked him.
Because i did and now i feel bad.
@@kristijanmadhukar516 exactly
10:01 "Hippety hoppety, get off my property" Technoblade, 2020
"Look, on my works 'ye mighty and despair, Nothing beside remain round the decay of that collasal wreck, boundless and bare. lone and level sands stretch far away."
Remember: all of this was just a distraction for the great potato wars
True
Chaotic neutral
This man win two war at the same time
You got 666 likes when I posted this comment
Now 777 likes
Technically he did not 'invade" any country. He did not enter lands currently owned so the claims were legal and binding.
Big brain
Yes.
Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"
yeah its big brains time
Technically they where the ones breaking laws and Tecno had all the rights, considering they where now his people, living in HIS land, *to kill them for their behaviour*
I can't believe I never watched Technoblade until after hes gone. I'm gonna have to go through and watch a lot of these.
Same
“Hippity, Hoppity, get off my property.”
Techno sounds like he's reading a Christmas book for his kids every time he talks.
HugeOPness he was an english major you non
@@jomama5935 What's your point, you dense sack of potatoes? I was referring to his tone of voice. Imagine liking your own comment to validate yourself.
HugeOPness holy crap what did you jump on him for?
@@remindertostayhydrated602 he called him the n word
@@remindertostayhydrated602 No? He was acting as if I just insulted his father. Trying to inform me that he was an English major as if I just insulted the mans intelligence or speech.
Techno is right tho - he didn't break any rules, and technically every other country is now an enclave with the Antarctic Empire, so not really an invasion, and since no war was offiically recognized, not a warcrime either.
He was completely jutified. Here is what he should have done: secretly hired a member of the jury as an assassin, then when techno says the word the Antarctic empire suddenly attacks everyone (the assasin kills a specific target). Then once they all die, techno offers them tge choice: join the empire or die. The ones who don't agree are thrown into a prison for life. Then he would become SMP earths dictator. Muahahah
Wilbur Technically declared war tho even tho he reversed it when Techno said hell come raid.
17:16
He can also do it again because of how that rule was stated. Technically if he leaves out the oceans or like just Greenland or something he isn’t taking over the “whole world”
JoeyJ 17:16
12:33 "So i acted irrationaly"
Rest in peace to the man who had helped me and many others. Let your life live on forever in the legend of the king of Minecraft and the undisputed potato king. Thank you Techno. For the memories and hard times that you have helped me and many others through.
It’s funny how the only continent they didn’t claim is Antartica
🤣
That's logical. His base in Antarctica. He rule the Earth
It’s was easier for him to name all the land he didn’t own than to name the stuff he did own
It would be even funnier if everyone moved to Antarctica because he didn't claim it lol
Dude now he is in antartica in dream smp
"And when Alexander gazed upon the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Yo bro loved by techno
2nd comic
This got commented a month ago and techno gave this a hearth HEH?!(congrats u got a hearth from techno from my knowladge that is pretty hard)
L
@@captainjacksparrow5771 Translate this to English apparently it's, 'THE'.......
I love how "That Time I Conquered SMP Earth" is the second of four videos of the entire series.
Rest easy king, may you conquer heaven and defeat the government/ dictatorship in valour. TECHNO NEVER DIES
Wilbur: “you have not broken any rules”
Also Wilbur: “ however you have committed a war crime”
NetLockGaming rules =/= war crimes
Technically
They didnt go to war at any given point
So if it's not a crime because there are no rules and there was no war so it can't be a war crime so techies finezies
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I agree, he didn’t commit any, but your comment assumes war crimes and rules are the same thing. They are not
Oh hey there
charlie edits why hello good sir
in techno's defense, he went insane planting potatoes for 15 hours a day
Yes indeed
Don't lie to me, you strange chimera, I watched his old videos and I'm 93% sure that he was never sane to begin with.
@@diamondz4057 I guess you don’t know what a joke is
@@diamondz4057 uh, sarcasm? jokes? dude it isnt really rocket science to understand jokes no need to overanalyse lmao
@@iamanidot8498 not over analysing, when I first saw the comment I thought he said something very offensive, so I thought I should say something about it.
But ya I'll take what I said down, I get tired easily comments stuff, so I'll leave you all the what ever you where doing.
the fact that at 9:29 after they took over the world, the description for the empire says ''Techno is still watching frozen 2'' is just so freaking funny
Rip
But also you did what some people couldn’t
techno should've stood up and said
"I demand trial by combat!"
and then kill all of them
They are all admins and were using creative mode. No chance
yeah the admins would get destroyed
yessss
Select the strongest member of the jury and do trial by combat
Is SneegSnag, or Techno the ultimate PVP god?
Technoblade has earned the achievement “When pigs fly “
@Lopzinc it is a achievement in minecraft. Fly a pig off a cliff. Thats why the joke is funny
Lol
Oh techno did it already in hypixel
Heheh. I.get it.
That’s a pun
“This is the trial for the crimes of technoblade”
“And what crimes is that?”
“Uhhhhh-this is the trial for the crimes of technoblade”
I feel that this is what techno is doing in the afterlife
Technoblade: I call dibs on the world
Everyone: ok
Technoblade: *claims the world*
Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that
what is dibs?
@@ulle5 dibs means that you called it and it is yours
No! This isnt how youre supposed to play the game
This is the best comment in this comment section.
Everyone:*trials Techno*
Techno: wait, that’s illegal!
"First of all, I didn't break any rules, so I'm not a criminal."
"Second of all, you're all on my land."
lmao
Absoulut madlad
Checkmate
10⁰0th like
Hippity hoppity, get off my property
Reverse card
i remember the plot in twist in the potato war which described why he wasnt streaming, it wasnt the cough, it was the potatos
Hippity Hoppity get off my property! My favorite quote of this whole video.
Technoblade should’ve said “This is my land now so this “crime” is now legal therefore you can’t hold me against anything”
And if they didn't like it, they would have to fight him. And we all know how that would turn out
@@pablopereyra7126 too bad three ppl have access to creative mod tho
@The channel that does stupid stuff Drista didn’t die tho lmao
@shadowyeager techno took some bedrock and got a shulker(?) from her
@@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 its called smp for a reason
Techno: *joins SMPEarth*
Wilbur: why is boss music playing
*negalovania starts playing*
hatkid _yt no
hatkid _yt Technolovania
@@user-qv9vg9fb9f *technolovania starts playing*
*everone left the game*
Episode 1: the beginning
Episode 2:WORLD DOMINATION
Then episode 3 & 4 are just bullying a small defenseless child
He said he uses a slow plane because he loves his viewers, and I believe he still does.
Rest in peace tecnoblade
Technoblade: *becomes good at smpearth*
Admins: *this is not OKIE DOKIE*
admins: that is not very cash money of you
He said dibs on earth so its all kk
@@watersheep8883 the Sheep has spoken
@@watersheep8883 the council has spoken
*techno conquers world*
wilbur: wait you can’t do that
techno: isn’t the point of world conquest to claim the world
wilbur: but **no**
Wilbur said in his stream that it was the other admins that forced him to do it, they were actually really mad at techno and wanted him banned
DA WEIRDO wow boomers.
wilbur***
DA WEIRDO i think josh was the only one that was mad though, i don’t think chip was
@@moneymonkey5387 Chip was cool with it (even tried to help out, he is the voice who said about skipping chunks), and Wilbur just went with the joke. Josh was legit wanting to shadowrealm Techno to oblivion.
I really miss him
We all do
9:13 Fly Higher, Technoblade🐷
"I got Fallen Kingdom ready to loop"
"wait why?"
"I USED TO RUUUUUULE THE WOOOOOOOORLLLLLD"
I like your profile pick 😂
@@mrcandycane9310 profile pickaxe
@@az1202 profile pickaxe pog
I don’t get the comments about your profile picture
@@Case2_0 i changed it that's why
This man... conquered the whole world... *as a distraction to rule the potato market...... he wins capitalism*
Yes he dose
Dont over *dose* 200000 potatoes per day
Wait,
@@Inhale_8632 Sounds like something from the Daily Dose of Internet.
@@juliusroman8616 *does
His passingay hurt us fans. But we must remember he is no longer in pain. Rest well young King, you fought hard and you will be missed greatly.
Rest In Peace Techno, you’ll always live on in our hearts
to be fair he technically didnt commit a crime, and never invaded either since the website showed that no land inside was replaced by techno's claim, he simply just claimed around them. no crime was committed here i will stand for justice
...
Blood for the blood god
He also technically didn’t commit a crime, because SMP Earth didn’t establish any international statutes signed by all members by then. Can’t break a law that doesn’t exist.
Also the fact that he was even somewhat willing to give it all back just for some diamonds, and with seemingly no strings attached, which is an amazing deal when you consider the land that belonged to techno would have likely held a majority of the diamonds on the server meaning he would get more if that deal wouldn't go through.
Everyone: *conquering the world is impossible hundreds of empires tried*
Techno: *hahaha airplane go brrrrr*
I'll be the first comment
I’ll be the second comment
Third is the charm
being 4th is worth it
Techno carried out our wills, if we can not live in harmony with all people being one with us and governing each other as each individual spares fit... then we will just let our Tovarishch claim it.
New Zealanders: A AMERICAN MENTIONED NZ
He is now conquering the great afterlife
The funniest thing is that Techno is actually capable of waging war with the rest of the world and winning.
I see, so this is where your took lessons for art of war Lelouch, I knew it! Playing with Schneizel couldn't have made you this good!
@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 I am not Lelouch. Nor am I Suzaku. I am a Symbol that will always fight against oppression!
But, yes, you’re right. Lol
@@Jay-ki8oq blood for the blood god
And all just as a smokescreen for the Great Potato War
Lol so true
Techno: What Crimes did we commit
Josh: You literally invaded every country
Josh just committed treason of the highest level
Germany after WW2
I mean, technically they invaded nothing, they just turned every country into enclave.
Well....... I think you mean "every country invaded technoblade's faction"
Thats not a war crime tbh
Heaven received a Golden pig o7 Technoblade fly high The Golden pig
Technoblade
Technoboat
Technoplane
Technopain
Technobeef
My favorite names of techno
Godspeed, legend...
*Technoblade achieved what the Germans didn't in 1940's*
Bruh he technically did
Nazoblade
Ze last battalion
I said that so many times while watching this stream
just wait for the 4 kindome? idk in actuly german idk how reich is called in english
If I may make a defense, he never individually entered a single country, so therefore it could not be a war crime as he never invaded a single country.
True, all the country put themselves inside techno's border.
Im confused as how invading another contry would be considered a war crime, sure its war, but war and war crimes aren't the same thing.
I mean sure, they would end up in a war, and if they won they could sue him for reparations but it wouldn't really be for war crimes.
@@marutotigre3488 Techno would have invaded all countries simultaneously, which violates the rules of war and thus constitutes a war crime.
@@onyxiris6451 No? At worst it could be said he didn't make a formal declaration of war, but the operating rule of the server was mostly at war until said otherwise, so that's iffy at best.
And no rules of war prevent invading everybody at once, the only repercussions for that would be being at war with everybody, wich is in it of itself big enough deterent.
@@marutotigre3488 does Article 8 (2) (B) xiii of the Rome Statute on War Crimes, seizing enemy's property without property being imperatively demanded by the necessities of war, and section 2 (e) VIII, ordering the displacement of the civilian population for reasons related to the conflict, help to clarify why what Technoblade did was still a war crime?
Is anyone else re watching his vids wishing he never died
I saw Phil telling this story to his son and boom popped out below it
Wilbur: starts war with techno
Techno: alright on my way where are you?
Wilbur: *enables neutral*
Lol that was great XD
What does this even mean
Sreeto basically there were going to fight but now it’s just they aren’t enemies or allies
@@wouldyourather6105 aha okay
@@Sreeto Basically Wilbur realized it was a death sentence to declare war against Techno lol. Perfect example of instant regret.
The neutrality at the end got me
Techno radiates power without having to do hardly *anything*
He wins battles before they even begin. Sun Tzu would be proud.
"I have to do all this work to claim a measly continent?!"
rest in pece, you were my idol.
thank you for everything your vidios helped me to get through
Rest in peace fo the king of the blood gods
"I can’t wait to tell everyone to hippety hoppety get off my property"
Antarctic Empire did what Nazi's didn't do in WW2
Thanks for the subtitles
Techno is too good
Mello guys iam 11
Dani?
Can we all just appreciate that he went through all that effort JUST to throw off another potato farmer.
HOT DOG DERP of bacon yes
HAHHAHAHAHA ikr a true mad lad
E
Yez
Yap
Watching this now hits different