Nightmarish to me : podre ,in portuguese means rotten, while compadre a word which sounds close to this ,means a man who acts like a second father in relation to education to a child.
My first reaction was also that it was ugly, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. Greyscale is too sterile and office like. Wooden tones could work. Silver looks too futuristic. Red could be a bit too intense on the eyes. Green...eh, I don't see it. Blue or violet hues look too childish.
Wank log was one from my neck of the woods. Just a spot in the woods with a comfortable log to sit, lean against or lay on. And the pro would leave a stash of mags in a zip lock bag inside it. Really got you close to nature.
Cumpod 1 was just what the startup called their employee bathroom. Originally they were a just a data analytics company. Cumpod 2 was a trashcan with holes in it. Their RnD team is godlike.
You really *don’t* wanna be caught off guard by the skeet disposal system. You’re gonna wanna be very much on guard for it. Last careless guy who was caught off guard by the skeet disposal system just let ‘er rip all over the interior. It was a *huge* mess.
Everyone has at least 3 friends who would do this, one to start the stupid conversation, another to elaborate on the stupid conversation and the last to finalize the stupid conversation. Never boring around them, gotta love them silly futs.
Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away Haven't changed, had much to say But man, I still think them cats are crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found I told 'em you were livin' downtown Drivin' all the old men crazy The boys are back in town
I saw your mom slumpt over exhausted from putting in sweat working 12 hours in these machines. She puts in hard work 7 days a week and says it's all about love ❤
@Unclenose nah people buy them and never use them it's like a running gag at this point if you don't like working out having a bike in your house will be relegated to a clothes rack .
Cornbread recipe Ingredients: 1 cup of all-purpose flour 1 cup of cornmeal (you can also use fine-ground cornmeal) 3 tablespoons of sugar (optional) 2 teaspoons of baking powder 1 teaspoon of kosher salt 1/4 cup of vegetable oil 1 whole egg (beaten) 1 cup of milk Instructions: Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease an 8x8 inch baking dish. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Make a well in the middle of the dry ingredients and add in the vegetable oil, egg, and milk. Mix well with a wooden spoon until the batter is smooth and consistent. Pour the batter into the greased baking dish. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
Bro a maker? Fr? You could have said inventor, creator, prop designer. “Oh im a maker” like that doesn’t make sense at all homie. You could be a FILM maker, but wtf is just a “maker”
@@Fotog maker encompasses all things you said tho, makers are engineers, inventors, prop makers, hobbyists, etc. it's just a general word for people who make things themselves.
In 2009, I was laughed out of business school for my "Skeet Retreat" idea. It's 2024 and I'm opening 23 new "Nut Huts" across the country. Who's laughing now?
Literally actual dara shows looking at porn and engaging in this rots your brain worse than heroin. Im guessing there is a rare man that can masturbate without sensual images but not likely. @@superocker06
-Paradise - jimmy buffet song You may be misconstruing the "tears in heaven" themed knock (one out) off brand but the postal blue kept getting confused by the elderly.
Real life experience bro. I worked at a lab after college.........dude if i wasn't married already it would have been like shooting fish in a barrel. They even had an employee "couch" in the loft in the back of the warehouse........lots of screwing.....lots.
"No further questions." That's brilliant. 😂 The Cumpadre lays all fears to rest...the dramatic repeated shots of the reveal, to the tune of "The boys are back in town". A true cheeseburger in Paradise.
1.(Thin Lizzy - Boys are Back in Town) 2. (The Four Seasons, Concerto in G Minor, Op. 8 No. 2, RV 315 "Summer": III. Presto) 3.(The Noveltones - Left Bank Two)
I've never seen any shorts from this channel before and the editing + music really led me to believe the first few seconds that this was a legit show with irl ideas and not a skit
The "Whack Shake" ,Cumpods competitor only retails for 15k. It comes in black and also has skeet activated voice that tells you "You did such a good job, honey."
The fog gradient is such a hilarious touch 😂
That ain't fog...it's residue 😂😂😂😅😅
...@@rsmith5495
its privacy
@@rsmith5495 bro... okay now im hooked
/j
Just enough so their face is still visible tho lmfao
From the creators of the Yanket...
💀💀💀 (HOW TF DO I HAVE 200 SMT LIKES ON THIS)
Nah 💀💀💀
And the jizzle. You can’t forget the jizzle
You're telling me, Peter Griffin made this
And the shank tank 🤣
I died at "cumpodre"
gringos are now more knowledgeable in spanish
Lol the music speaks for itself “the boys are back in town!” 🎶
I died when I read this comment 😂😂😂
Nightmarish to me : podre ,in portuguese means rotten, while compadre a word which sounds close to this ,means a man who acts like a second father in relation to education to a child.
Hello
I love how that one lady sounded more annoyed it was mustard yellow than the actual idea itself 💀💀
And the other older woman who's only concern it seems was how many people could use it at once 😂
My first reaction was also that it was ugly, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. Greyscale is too sterile and office like. Wooden tones could work. Silver looks too futuristic. Red could be a bit too intense on the eyes. Green...eh, I don't see it. Blue or violet hues look too childish.
She wanted the customers to leave satisfied so every minor detail needs to be addressed
@@MechMK1It cums in ketchup red as well.
I guess she would've preferred it colored "Mother of Pearl" :P
It's a jack in the box!!!😂😂😂
😂
A Wank In The Box is a better name tbh
@@NotActuallyCreativetoo British
@@NotActuallyCreative that is not actually a creative name.
@@NotActuallyCreative WE MAKIN IT OUT OF r/yourjokebutworse WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥
That lady raising her hand was so bold with it😂😂
That’s because she is me! (I’m not the actual person I’m the spy)
Let me correct that: That 'lady' raising 'her' hand was so bold with it😂😂
I mean, she knows a lady has to relieve herself to 😂
@@The_spyTF2
Wtf
@@Wheezallnot funny
It's called a " Jack Shack" in rural areas.
😂
Wank log was one from my neck of the woods. Just a spot in the woods with a comfortable log to sit, lean against or lay on. And the pro would leave a stash of mags in a zip lock bag inside it. Really got you close to nature.
@@dragonsword7370 I imagined all the bugs that would try getting on your... At first the cumlog sounded good, not anymore
Good enough for me
Dook hut
No fapping
The part that gets me is the riff from."the boys are back in town"
simple but effective
The best part about this is someone had to physically make that model
When the "cumpodre" opened I really thaught, damn thats a great model. Who made it.
if someone ask me to build sth like that I'd even build it for free
1k LIKE
I'll buy two
"hey hun what are you working on ?" you can imagine their disappointment
I love that there was a Cumpod 1 and 2 iteration before the final Cumpod 3 design.
Fr😂😂
Cumpod 1 was just what the startup called their employee bathroom. Originally they were a just a data analytics company.
Cumpod 2 was a trashcan with holes in it.
Their RnD team is godlike.
see also: C++ version 2.0; IBM's DB2; Ashton-Tate's dBASE II
They had a few kinks to rub out.
The boys are back in town. Perfect "CUMpanion" song. At first I thought it was for a lady to get down on her knees and use the glory hole feature 😅
“once or twice per day” was the only thing that shocked me… i need help 😢
🤨📷
If you're under 60yo you need major help. A plant-based diet should help.
@@lightdark00 with that logic, meat makes you horny?
@@lightdark00think he/she/they/it meant it like "only once or twice."
@@dayinah oh noo, not again. you got me! I’ve never done it, and now you’ll probably tell the world.. oh noo
“Skeet disposal system” caught me off guard 😂
You really *don’t* wanna be caught off guard by the skeet disposal system.
You’re gonna wanna be very much on guard for it. Last careless guy who was caught off guard by the skeet disposal system just let ‘er rip all over the interior. It was a *huge* mess.
Its called a mastabatorium. They were big in the 90s. They even put payphones in em
Why?
That’s a phone booth😅
that's the joke@@jerryaldini4535
@@jerryaldini4535 that's the joke
What a great idea! Make those sexy phone calls at the same time
“What if someone else needs to use it?”
“RIGHT!”
🤣😂🤣
yo id use it with her 😂
No further questions. *wipes glasses*
Everyone has at least 3 friends who would do this, one to start the stupid conversation, another to elaborate on the stupid conversation and the last to finalize the stupid conversation. Never boring around them, gotta love them silly futs.
@@mynheer8374 DONE DEAL!!! Take my subscription
Transparent glass for that eye contact with the favorite coworker.
hahaha thanks chief
You made me laugh out loud!
Hey Susan how ya doing.. hnmmggnnngggg ahhh.... Today?
Ain’t no way
@@jonathanbrightwell272AYO...Stop 🤣
"No further questions" man got all he needed
Indeed...
NYC did this a few years back, they didn't want to remove all the old phone booths, so they repurposed them.
What was it called
@@nameable-drawing4963 New Yank City
Source: I made it the f*ck up
Careful now, everything once joked about, the liberals will do seriously.
@@stephenvanbellinghen933 bro calm down
Way too much effort was put into this. And I appreciate it.
E
This feels like an idea someone from the 1950s would make or predict in the future.
People from the 50s were smart
Idk sex was highly frowned upon in culture. "Relieving" yourself was basically blasphemous.
@@ho11owbone yet somehow id imagine someone would actually try to make that invention to do said "Relieveing"
@@phill6859 i dont think the era where smoking cigerettes was good for your health was a very smart idea lol
actual mad men episode
Who else watch this 9 times in a row the " Cumpadre" absolutely wild yet amazing
HR department now becomes a dystopian ghostown… no more harassment complaints 😂😂😂
There will still be plenty from the men who get harassed by the woman loo
I like how you get 1000 likes but no comments lemme fix that
@@Leviticus777-us4cg talk to me. What you scheming, big dog???
Its funny but it might solve the problem
@@bsuman37but probably wont
The music speaks for itself “the boys are back in town!”🎵🎶🔥
Thank you for the heads up. I was about to search for it.
And the Left Bank Two music known best from Littlebigplanet 🙏
Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, had much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
I told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
Yep
@@HowToRacist Yeeees. Thin Lizzy moment!
once or twice per workday? those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up!
If you didn't have a little "cumpadre" under your desk to pantslessly chug out at a moments notice, you weren't operating efficiently.
Hmm hmm……hmm hmm…..
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm hmm
@@andyrodriguez3823 RIGBY, GET BACK TO WORK
Is that a Depount reference
Wolf of wall street
I saw your mom slumpt over exhausted from putting in sweat working 12 hours in these machines.
She puts in hard work 7 days a week and says it's all about love ❤
All the guys on shark tank SOLD!
INVEST!!!!!!!!!!
Very unhealthy guys, don't do it!
It then became the...Spank Tank
nah, ima do my own thing - cool spider guy@@alphauno6614
@@alphauno6614 Its a joke
“I guess I’ll use it too” had me rolling
In the whole cip I think she says she'll use the Pelton to masterbate and they all go "eww gross, at work?"
hol up
It was "to" not "too". She hadn't finished her sentence
she probably said "I guess I'll use it to go fck myself."
@@Chris_Cross It was too. subtitles aren't accurate.
"Ill just watch one more short for tonight"
The Short: Ladies and gentlemen, the cumpod 3
"Im sorry the fucking WHAT!? "
That is one top tier comedy prop. The monty python boys would def build something like that for the flying circus
“No further questions” 💀
That had me too. Case closed
"i guess i'll use it too" THE POD OR THE PELLOTON? 😂😂😂
What's pelloton
@@Boo-se7wiI think it's a brand for that cycling in place workout machine. Or a threadmill brand. Too lazy to google and not famous in my country.
@@Boo-se7wia brand of cardio machines
@@Boo-se7wi😂😂😂😂
Buddys in the side cart with his whole hog above the curtains 😂
😂😂
that would only happen to non-americans, don't worry
It's only a mock up. This display model is not to scale.
I don't know why but your comment is the best. Just dying right now.
Caution: may not be to scale
Compadre is honestly a genius name for the add on🤣💀
hahahah indeed i wonder who came up with it. it's awesome
I'm convinced the whole skit was based on it😂😂
"No further questions" 🤣
Men, let's make this a reality. 💪🏽
abatblowwww
Yup
If woman has one equally, I join
At my old office they just used the secretary 😂
“💪” this arm is the product of the cumpod 3
Everyone else : "a CuMpOd?!"
Me: THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Very unhealthy guys, don't do it!
@@alphauno6614 wdym alphauno6614
That's the tune that plays in the video. lol
@@Jimbogf yeah they were askin' if you were around
@@HowToRacistlike you was when you could be found..
That sneaky "guess ill use that" at the end 😂
Is "pelaton" a wordplay on something????
@Unclenose nah people buy them and never use them it's like a running gag at this point if you don't like working out having a bike in your house will be relegated to a clothes rack .
Cornbread recipe
Ingredients:
1 cup of all-purpose flour
1 cup of cornmeal (you can also use fine-ground cornmeal)
3 tablespoons of sugar (optional)
2 teaspoons of baking powder
1 teaspoon of kosher salt
1/4 cup of vegetable oil
1 whole egg (beaten)
1 cup of milk
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
Grease an 8x8 inch baking dish.
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, and salt.
Make a well in the middle of the dry ingredients and add in the vegetable oil, egg, and milk.
Mix well with a wooden spoon until the batter is smooth and consistent.
Pour the batter into the greased baking dish.
Bake for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
100%, sustainable, nice. Going green while coming.
Bruce Banner relates.
*going white
Going green while coming white.
That lady who was down with it is a sister to our brotherhood.
“Skeet disposal system” 😂
Yes the sds
Idk why but “Why does it have to be mustard yellow?” Had me rolling 😂
Peter is gonna love it😂
Nah, Peter is the man behind it
“THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!” 😂
This will create more cumaraderie among the employees, especially the males.
I love the woman who’s immediately on board 😆
The cumpodre isn't gender specific
Gotta give huge props to whatever maker built that model
Bro a maker? Fr? You could have said inventor, creator, prop designer. “Oh im a maker” like that doesn’t make sense at all homie. You could be a FILM maker, but wtf is just a “maker”
@@Fotoghe's probably a fan of adam savage he uses that word
@@Fotog maker encompasses all things you said tho, makers are engineers, inventors, prop makers, hobbyists, etc. it's just a general word for people who make things themselves.
in fairness, the person who built this gave THEM a huge prop
Looks like a popcorn machine or maybe a crane grabber. The puns write themselves...
In 2009, I was laughed out of business school for my "Skeet Retreat" idea. It's 2024 and I'm opening 23 new "Nut Huts" across the country. Who's laughing now?
Very unhealthy guys, don't do it!
Lemme guess ya take that train that rolls on the wack track to get there?
Coin operated?
@@alphauno6614wtf is unhealthy .-.
Literally actual dara shows looking at porn and engaging in this rots your brain worse than heroin. Im guessing there is a rare man that can masturbate without sensual images but not likely. @@superocker06
I wondered what Disney Execs did in other board rooms.
Plot Rhonda Santis downfall. I took the minutes off the meeting. I also chirped in about looking into his platform boots. LoL
Yah mean Warners
“Cheeseburger in heaven” just raised my testosterone and my blood pressure
-Paradise - jimmy buffet song
You may be misconstruing the "tears in heaven" themed knock (one out) off brand but the postal blue kept getting confused by the elderly.
Nah fam, Activision Blizzard is crazy for this one 💀
Ehhhh I understood that reference
that "I guess I'll use..." at the end got me good 🤣
You never know these days
The little big planet music had me DEAD 😂
Dude I was like, hold ON I know that song
Just commented on that as well ahahahah
R.I.P LBP
Good to know someone people remember that masterpiece of a game, R.I.P. lbp 😢
The "ketchup accents" guy's voice really put my mind at ease when considering purchasing the Cumpod III. I'm sure the board will agree.
At my old office they just used the secretary 🤣
WTF.. LMAO
Blizzard experience
Real life experience bro. I worked at a lab after college.........dude if i wasn't married already it would have been like shooting fish in a barrel. They even had an employee "couch" in the loft in the back of the warehouse........lots of screwing.....lots.
@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx yup this shit happens whenever or wherever a group of people are in the same place for any amount of time lol
"No further questions."
That's brilliant. 😂 The Cumpadre lays all fears to rest...the dramatic repeated shots of the reveal, to the tune of "The boys are back in town". A true cheeseburger in Paradise.
The LBP music was my favorite part of this 💀
I'm glad someone else made the connection😂
Same...
Left Bank Two fits real well
I was gonna comment this if i didn’t see anyone else say it😂
LBP?
"That's obscene... but what if somebody else wants to use it" 😂😂😂😂😂
Then they can take a seat in the cumpadre.
“I guess i’ll use it to”-Woman💀
😂😂😂😂
Omg
I don't know why your comment killed me.
Oh shit 😂
My work paid extra for the hands free model, I highly recommend the "Angry Ex" setting. 👍
Wow that is good foreskin...I mean foresight.
Skeet disposal system... hey, now all we need is a thermostat that only goes uo to 65f and the office will be ours once again!
I can't even read the 1st 3 words of your comment without cracking up. 😂😂😂
@@doubledip3181 same here!
"The theme was Cheeseburger in Paradise" in an ad for a Cumpod-Cumpodre unit is lit 😅
That one lady that was on board😭😭😭
That "oh wow" sounded exactly like Owen Wilson 😂
1.(Thin Lizzy - Boys are Back in Town) 2. (The Four Seasons, Concerto in G Minor, Op. 8 No. 2, RV 315 "Summer": III. Presto) 3.(The Noveltones - Left Bank Two)
i recognized one of these from little big planet i think
@@slippy8813left bank two is from lbp
Thin Lizzy 👍 what's the other stuff?
Long live Phil n the Boys ❤
I love the addition of "Left Bank Two - The Noveltones" in the background.
The theme was cheeseburger in paradise. Best line haha
Ik rip Jimmy Buffet
I just wanna know how many takes this took before they could do this with a straight face 😂
You guys did SUPERMAN DIRTY! 😮
If Superman did it in there, he would blow a hole straight through it.
Not really, did you see that thing? Man was packing!
Now THIS! was a video worth the watch! Well done and thanks for the laugh!
Wait but there's no magazines or nothing to- ...oh I see, that's what the windows are for. Genius!
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
My man said “Oh wOw.” 😂
Song name at the start is "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy
This is incorrect, the song is actually Sandstorm by Darude.
Someone who doesn't know that song must be weird
It’s actually back in black by the back street boys
@@aaronmortimer1911 it's actually back in back by the back back back
Thin Lizzy must be the opposite of Lizzo
I was having a really shitty day until I saw this. This is hilarious
The Owen Wilson "Wow" at the beginning was the best part
Yeah he was already sold. 🤣
“Cheeseburger in paradise” lol not sure if that’s a South Park reference but if it is that’s hilarious 😂
The "oh wow" still gets me lmao
LBP’s Left Bank Two got me like: 💃💃
Yesss
I GOT SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY IT...
I heard it and got punched in the face with Little Big Nostalgia.
I was looking for my little big planet brothers and sisters glad we still exist🎉
fuck yes youre my kind of person
Skeet disposal system lmaoooo this is a great skit
I like how it’s either to scale (like the jars) or sized up to fit a human and it’s not explained here
I've never seen any shorts from this channel before and the editing + music really led me to believe the first few seconds that this was a legit show with irl ideas and not a skit
Wait there were 2 iterations before this? 💀
Well how else is meant to be so well designed
The wank yoyo, the pocket socket
You think they could make something so amazing first try?
Well. One was a subway car and the other was a bus....
Dont forget the prototype
It's got more utility than a public toilet.
Those is amazing!!! Should be in every city in the USA. Have many of them. 😂😂😂😂
A greek company had made something like this. It was a private pod thing, but the idea is the same and it's meant for office spaces
Wasn't that at least intended for sleeping?
This video is pure gold.
That peloton joke is funnier than the rest of the bit lol
F peloton they tried to force Theo Von to remove an episode of his podcast
Whats a peloton
@@Boo-se7wi bike machine with some subscription service for working out
The little big planet music at the end was amazing
Song name is Left Bank Two
Imagine how sticky it'll become in there
They said there is a skeet removal system.
"does it have to be mustard yellow"
Productivity when they install it in the office 📈📈📈
Honestly this has gotta be the greatest creation I’ve ever seen
investing in this rn.
"No further questions " is wild 😂
I feel like I’m gonna be cloned if I use that 💀
I can just see there whole line up of products 😂😂😂
"I guess I'll use it" wait what
The left bank two music is gold
The "Whack Shake" ,Cumpods competitor only retails for 15k. It comes in black and also has skeet activated voice that tells you "You did such a good job, honey."
The enthusiasm of the girl on the left raising her hand 😂
Using Superman is spot-on!
You go in as a cranky normal human and .....Cumout as an invincible relieved being
Nah bro, post nut clarity will kick in and you’ll be wondering why tf you just did that in a telephone booth