Please stop taking sponsorships from scummy companies and do atleast a little bit of research. I say this because I like your videos and its sad to see you selling out for a shady company (betterhelp) ☹
All the comments saying better help sucks and warning futurecanoe about it really shows his fans love him. I don’t see any negative comments bashing him for it, just warning him. Love you canoe. I hope you get better sponsors to continue making content
all the comments i'm seeing are being super judgemental and thinking the absolute worst about him 😢there's no such thing grace on the internet when you make a mistake 😔
@@Diana-ch8cvI barely see any, and I also commented respectfully about it. Now, obviously, it will be bad apples anywhere. It is good to research the sponsor you are taking, and the majority of us really like the videos he creates and hopefully will not disappoint us in the future.
FutureCanoe, please don't take betterhelp sponsorship again. Last year the FTC revealed that they were (and probably still are) selling their patients medical information to advertisers.
DO NOT USE BETTER HELP: not only did they sell patient information, they use to have a clause that made YOU responsible to find out if the "therapist" you are paired with is licensed. The "therapist" can go on vacation whenever they want and ignore you when you need a consultation. Your insurance cannot cover betterhelp's cost and most therapist office can accommodate your need by doing video consultation or phone consultation.
yeah I was a "therapist" on betterhelp and all I had to do was a multiple choice quiz and suddenly I was dealing with problems way outside my pay grade (free)
@@alexusburton since everyone basically shares everything online I understand not minding but alot of people still value their privacy. By company selling your information it becomes more accessible and easier for malicious people to find it. This isn't a problem for most people but some people have trouble with impulse buying and target ads can sink them into debt. Information you want to keep private can be leaked too such as autism. If you are high functioning it doesn't effect your day to day life but made public your chance of getting hired is lowered. If enough of your information is leaked it is easier to impersonate you too.
You're not a product babes, you shouldn't be treated like one. Try to think about the consequences of confidential relationships violating your privacy (emotional,social,legal,etc) and then layer in how capitalism exploits everything it can for a dollar. Your privacy is valuable (otherwise they wouldn't be trying to exploit yeah?) don't give it up for no reason even if you can't see the value right now, hang on to it for the sake of others that do value their privacy.
Betterhelp doesn't help people. Don't let them take advantage of you or others. They actually hurt more than help, and there's been coverage by other youtubers on the matter.
You know Canoe's got a wonderful community when they focus on criticizing better help rather than Canoe himself for taking the sponsorship Get paid, Canoe! But hopefully some other sponsorship comes your way
@@jaredtomongha1342FTC found that they sell their victims medical info to advertisers, like pintrest, Facebook snapchat, ect.. Millions of peoples info sold just like that. Get that bag but nah it's no good.
@@jaredtomongha1342 they are a very shady subcription Based Therapy Service that provides Therapists that are unlicensed and Sold Customer Information
The pepper mill falling onto the sandwich followed by your silence made me laugh way harder than I should have. The commentary is always top notch. Always happy to see you and PA hanging out
Well with hope from all the comments he knows now and there's not many videos he agreed to shill them on! (But considering he promo'd them in the comments a whole hour after many of us commented alrdy it is. Not a good look rn to say the least)
@@hoshikuzu4954 he would be contractually obligated to put out the promo code, along with including the ad in the video regardless of what the feedback in the comment section was
@@hoshikuzu4954ofcourse he’d still have to promote the sponsorship in a comment even after reading what people had to say about it cuz its probably part of the contract
I used to be afraid to cook new things because I didn’t have all of the ingredients or utensils or machines. But watching FutureCanoe make a breakfast sandwich video where the first sandwich isn’t even a breakfast sandwich reminds me that I don’t have to be perfect and I can do things without letting perfectionism hold me back. It’s really uplifting. Also, omg, I learned about the BetterHelp scandal from the comments section. Such a weird way to stay informed 😂
Not Better Help! I don't feel any different towards the creator, especially as this channel is far from deeply personal. But damn, I really hope you vet your sponsorships more going forward! Such a shame to see them being supported here, especially lately. Despite that. Another great video. Feel for your buddy having to experience the influencer strain. Dude just wants to eat his mediocre and over priced sammies! I hope for those who are going through tough times (I'm struggling myself), that you all know you're not the only one experiencing it. Everything, no matter how bleak feeling, is temporary and you'll find the inner peace and strength to find new rewarding challenges if you give it time. Don't bring forward any pain you've managed to subdue and recover from, not everything is your fault to take blame for. Find assistance, but try other options over Better Help. Even speaking to people online can help in some ways! All love.
I'm from the US, but my German grandma always used to make this cabbage and noodle dish called Haluski. It's super easy and super good. You take one large onion and dice it, and one head of cabbage and shred it. You cook the onions and the cabbage in 1/2 cup butter until the onions are golden brown. While you cook the onions and cabbage, boil one package of egg noodles until slightly underdone. When the onions and cabbage are browned, add the drained noodles, a bit more butter, and salt and pepper to taste. Fry for a minute or two, and then eat! It is such a comforting dish, and surprisingly complex for so few ingredients! Thanks for making such fun videos!
@@Ryhard20 my mom's side of the family is Czech and that's where we get our love of Halušky from. Never heard of it being German, but I suppose it's possible!
I am from Hungary and we have tha same dish but with a different name. We call itt "káposztás tészta" what mean pasta with cabbage. We allso have a same horrible food that is "krumplis tészta" what mean pasta with potato. We like to put random stuff to a pasta like poopy seed with sugar or walnut with sugar, instant cocoa powder, etc.
Yeah I’m shocked at how many creators keep taking their sponsorship deals, it’s pretty disappointing For anyone who doesn’t know, Betterhelp is a complete scam and has been fined by the US Government for selling patients’ confidential medical data to advertisers. Don’t support them
Hey FutureCanoe!! I would suggest you to make chow-mein or lo-mein for next week! They take barely any cooking time and are DELICIOUS!! Other ideas would be the infamous Salt Bae Meat noodles, you could improvise with the idea of making noodles out of ground meat... Anyways that's all from my side! Keep up the hard work and I LOVE YOUU
Dear Mr. canoe. Despite all the radioactivity beaming from your kitchen, as a college student using your channel for inspiration, I find your videos so interesting... and your humor is amazing. Keep it up!
You can tell which TH-camrs actually research their sponsors and which ones just take any old sponsorship by whether or not you hear the word “Betterhelp”
@@Konani_the_unicorn_queenfrom my understanding they are under a contract with better help that they signed before this info came out. i'm not sure where i heard that so take it with a grain of salt!
Bro I live in NYC so I get that things are expensive, but you absolutely didn’t have to take a BetterHelp sponsorship. I like it when you’re lazy while cooking, not while taking shady sponsorships
Please do khao piek sen!! It is a rice noodle dish from Laos that I grew up with and its really comforting. Id really appreciate my culture being shown on your platform ♡
Your authenticity and humor make your channel beautifully unique :) I can tell you're a good person. Always fun watching your content. Stay the way you are :)
That is actually how roman style pizza looks. They are often square and thicker. Everyone assosiates Italy with Neapolitan, but that's just one style. Roman is great :D
Hungarian mac'n'cheese from a city called Orosháza: Make a Hungarian stew ("pörkölt") base by chopping and sweating a large onion or two in oil or fat (not butter). Pull it aside from the fire, add a teaspoonful of Hungarian paprika powder ("édesnemes," not the spicy hot variety), mix with the onions, and turn it back on the fire again. Now, if this was regular "pörkölt" you would add cubed meat now, but since it's not, add hard, melty cheese of any kind which you have previously grated. I like smoked cheese, but that kind won't fully melt. Mix and melt with the paprika-y onions, then add what you would add if this was a meat "pörkölt" which you wanted to turn into "paprikás," that is to say, add sour cream so that it would become a creamy, bechamel looking mixture. Let it bubble for a bit, then add your cooked elbow pasta, mix, enjoy.
best noodle dish: khao soi (thailand) make sure to go nuts with the garlic/shalots for the curry you can just get yellow curry paste to save time, or make it from scratch
Make Indonesian Mie Goreng DukDuk!! (It's called dukduk bc the seller used to make a 'duk duk' sound by hitting a piece of bamboo while they walk around the housing complex). Ingredients: boiled dried noodles, pak choy, shallots, garlic, sesame oil, msg, salt, white pepper, sweet soy sauce, 'raja rasa' sauce, eggs, oil. Mince some garlic & shallot, and some pak choy. Add oil to the pan, sautee the garlic and shallot, then add pak choy and noodles. Season with all the seasonings (except the sesame oil). In the same pan, scramble some eggs, once the eggs cooked, mix it with the noodles. Lower the heat then finish with some sesame oil.
In the realm of screens, where echoes resound, There's a voice so smooth, so profound. FutureCanoe's monotone, a symphony in flight, Guiding us through darkness with sheer delight. With each culinary creation, a masterpiece unfolds, His radioactive touch, a story yet untold. Mouthwatering dishes, a feast for the soul, In his kitchen, fantasies take control. I love you, oh FutureCanoe, in your monotone grace, Your voice, a melody, in every embrace. You are my sunshine, my guiding star, In your presence, I forget all that's afar. Tu es mon amour, ma voix douce, Te amo, mi chef radiactivo. Ich liebe dich, meine kulinarische Muse, Ti amo, mio sole culinario, mio universo, mio tutto. 사랑해요, 나의 요리 장인, Aşkım, sen benim güneşimsin, dünyamsın, evrenimsin. Saya cinta padamu, engkau sinaran memasakku, 我爱你，你是我的阳光，我的世界，我的宇宙. In every language, in every rhyme, My love for you transcends space and time. You are my world, my universe, my all, FutureCanoe, in your presence, I stand tall.
Here you go bulgarian chicken noodle soup: Clean the chicken thighs and remove the skin. (Save the skin) Place them in a pot with 1l of water and put the heat on high. Wash and chop the carrots, parsnip, onion and potatoes and put in the pot with the chicken. Let it boil for 30min on low heat. Break the spaghetti and add them to the pot. Keep it boiling until all ingredients are fully cooked. Take the chicken thighs out and shred the meat off the bone. Place the meat back in soup pot. Separate the egg yolk from the egg white and mix the yolk with the yogurt in a large bowl. Slowly add some of the broth to the egg/ yogurt mixture, do not rush it or the egg will split from the heat. Add 2-3 full ladles of the broth and then do the same from the bowl to the soup pot. Put back the egg/yogurt broth mixture back in the pot by pouring it slowly and turn off the heat. The egg will be cooked already. Add the chopped bell peppers and parsley and finish it with 1 tbsp of butter. *if you're feeling fancy* - fry up the skin, sprinkle it on top for some chicken crunch Mix it all in and the soup is ready.
Hey FC, since Passover is coming up, I recommend getting into the weird, wet, and wild world of Ashkenazi Jewish food. Noodle kugel, matzo ball soup, gefilte fish and kishka are some of my family favorites, and I would absolutely love to see you give them a go! Love the content man!
I recommend a peculiar sweet, cake-like noodle dish from Hungary called vergabéles. It is made with vermicelli/angel hair noodles, puff pastry, quark/cottage cheese and optionally, raisins and sugar. you can find some pretty accurate tutorials for it on youtube with questionable noodle choices, but vermicelli is the most common in my experience.
Kinder is an Italian brand. It was created by Ferrero, an Italian confectionery company, which is also known for products like Ferrero Rocher, Nutella, and Tic Tac.
To be fair it has strong association with Germany, not just the name but also the earliest product launches were mainly in Italy and Germany so it’s easy to mistake
I am happy FutureCanoe at least isn't deleting comments (rightly) against BetterHelp as some other creators do. You should just not take the sponsor. They do not deserve to recover or do better. They deserve to fail and go bankrupt. Creators should be the ones doing better by not supporting them.
As always, I wait for your videos cuz they always bring me some comfort. Aside from that, I really hope that you just didn't do enough researches on better help, cuz I too didn't know about it. Everyone in the comments believing you sponsored them for money, but I hope not. You're one of the rare youtubers that I actually enjoy watching. It would be honestly sad if you knew and agreed on what they did...
can confirm happy hippos are the bomb!! used to only be able to buy them from my german teacher who got them imported til they started selling them in the states
Best Slavic noodle recipe from my childhood: You'll need: Milk 500 Millilitres Vermicelli (small)50 Grams Butter 1 Tbsp. Sugar 1 Tbsp. Salt to taste (but it supposed to be sweet) Recipe: 1. Pour the milk into a saucepan, bring to the boil, add salt and sugar. Add the vermicelli and mix thoroughly. 2. Cook, stirring constantly, for 10-15 minutes. 3. Ready milk pasta put on a plate, add butter and stir. The soup is ready!
@@BluePhantom003they sold used info after promising not to. It’s one thing to do that from social media, another when you’re trying to get mental health treatment. They also promote really unhealthy boundaries with therapists by saying they’re available 24/7. Also, they pay their therapists really poorly. Overall, shitty company
I don't have Instagram or TikTok. :( I really like to send a simple recipe so I'm just going to comment it here. Tocino Ramyun Ingredients 1 Shin Ramyun 1 150g Pork Tocino Cooking Oil except Olive Salt Pepper MSG Place the tocino in a pan, no need to defrost, cover with water. Season with a pinch of salt, pepper and msg. Bring to a boil, lower the heat and let it simmer until the water is completely reduced. Add 1 tablespoon of cooking oil, medium-high heat, stir fry until the tocino turns dark red and with some black spots. Prepare the Shin Ramyun normally and add the tocino on top. Add cheese and spring onions if you are feeling fancy. Thanks!!
Hi FutureCanoe! Love the your vids, just wanted to let u know the scallion pancake u made - more so the technique - it is very common here in India. Goes by the name 'Laccha Paratha' - laccha means layers and paratha is type of Indian flat bread. 👍🏻👍🏻
i'm american so we don't rly have any of our own noodle dishes, so here's some asian food i like. (may not be authentic idk) Soften 1 bag maifun noodles (dry) in boiled water NOT BOILING, FRESHLY BOILED for 10 minutes Scramble four extra large eggs (use more or less eggs depending on taste) and fry SO IT'S RLY COOKED, BUT NOT BURNT add hot oil to a pan. once it's hot, add finely minced garlic (or use a garlic press) add one sliced carrot and the white part of some scallions (do the diagonal cut thing) and one whole green cabbage chopped onto strips about 1/2 inch wide. add 1 tbsp. water and cover with a lid till soft (about seven minutes) remove lid and add soy sauce, oyster sauce, more garlic, and rice wine vinegar. stir in your noodles and add more sauce to taste. add eggs and stir. throw in some meat if you want. top with green part of scallions. serves four.
Swiss alpine macaroni (one pot): 100g bacon 1-2 onion (into slices) 2-4 garlic cloves -> fry together until brown, set aside 400g waxy potatoes (cubes) 400g macaroni 5dl full cream milk 2dl cream -> cook all together until al dente 250-300g gruyere cheese/raclette (NO AMERICAN CHEESE!) -> stir into the mixture -> salt, pepper -> on plate: one portion of the mix and then the bacon and onion on top -> if you like, applesauce on the side as well
The best noodle recepies from germany are italian pasta recepies in my opinion. But we have Käsespätzle. I think it is the german version of mac'n'cheese. And we've got Maultaschen - stuffed pasta dough, rolled up and served in a soup. You can also fry them up to get them crispy. Just ask Google :D
um i dont know if everyone in my country has made this before but my aunts used to make this alot when i was young. Here's the recipe :) oh also i dont have measurements and time they alwways free handed it and i came out well so do with that what u want U first boil water then u take ur indomie noodles and u pour in the water then cover it. once its done u drain the water and then u break an egg and the seasoning and whatever u want ig then u fry it. im not sure this is exactly hw they do it but i feel like it will better if u improvise that is the fun of it ig i also have my dads recipe but im not sure u will be able to handle the spice. this time this one has time :) u do the same first step of the first recipe but there is a twist boil and cover for 5 mins then u drain it and fry it with little oil and loads of pepper that is the mvp of the dish the spice the garnish with anything and ure done :) hope u like it and u can handle the spice cant wait for the vid :)
FutureCanoe this message probably won't make it but pls make bakmi ayam kampung (or radioactive chicken) from Indonesia Here is the Ingredients list: For noods: 500 gr (All purpose flour) 3-4 tbs (cornstarch) 100 ml water 3 whole eggs 2-3 tbs (Lye Water) Salt and Pepper to taste For everything else: 1 Radioactive chicken MSG, salt and Pepper to taste Garlic, shallot oil Sesame oil Soy sauce Bok choy Scallions Preparation Noods: 1. Mix dry ingredients, salt, pepper until smooth 2. Place on the table the dry ingredients that have been mixed evenly, (clean flat surface) 3.Make a hole in the middle (like making a volcano) break the egg inside 4.Knead until combined, add to the bowl/container. 5.Pour in the water & gray water slowly while kneading (for more than 30-40 minutes, you can also use a KitchenAid with a dough attachment) - This is the most important step because it determines the elasticity of the noodles. 6.Once smooth, cut the dough into 5 parts (5 portions) 7.Flatten each piece, continue to roll until smooth, then grind it into noodles. (You can dust it with flour so it doesn't stick) Broth: 1.Fillet chicken however you like (or use radioactive chicken thighs and breasts) 2. Boil with 1 tbs of salt, 2 teaspoon MSG and 1 teaspoon white pepper on high heat for around 30 min (PS: the meat also comes from here so no extra work) The rest of the steps: 1.In a bowl combine 1 tbs of garlic oil, 1/2 tbs sesame oil, 1 teaspoon soysauce, 1 teaspoon of MSG, and a pinch of white pepper 2. Boil ur noods until preferred texture is usually around 40 seconds 3. Combine ur noods into the bowl full of oil 4. Add Chicken that came from broth (Don't forget to cut up into strips) 5. Blanch Bok Choy for 1-2 minutes 6 . Add scallions 7 .Enjoy! I'd appreciate it if u actually made this. Alright Thank u!
I love your content man. You're relatable and fun and I just want you to kick ass at life lol I hope you have a blast making these videos bc I love watching them
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cmonnn man really
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Please stop taking sponsorships from scummy companies and do atleast a little bit of research. I say this because I like your videos and its sad to see you selling out for a shady company (betterhelp) ☹
Based. Make your money king.
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Gordon Ramsay "Haiyaaa!"
🎵 "I don't wanna live!"
All the comments saying better help sucks and warning futurecanoe about it really shows his fans love him. I don’t see any negative comments bashing him for it, just warning him.
Love you canoe. I hope you get better sponsors to continue making content
I know it's really awesome to see!!!
But I really hope he see it and try to do some searched before make sponsor 😓
all the comments i'm seeing are being super judgemental and thinking the absolute worst about him 😢there's no such thing grace on the internet when you make a mistake 😔
@@Diana-ch8cv nope, I barely see any like those
@@Diana-ch8cvI barely see any, and I also commented respectfully about it. Now, obviously, it will be bad apples anywhere. It is good to research the sponsor you are taking, and the majority of us really like the videos he creates and hopefully will not disappoint us in the future.
what happened?
FutureCanoe, please don't take betterhelp sponsorship again. Last year the FTC revealed that they were (and probably still are) selling their patients medical information to advertisers.
Not to mention the terrible therapists they employ
FTC? Flight crew
@@AJ-fn3ug federal trade commission
its for the USA
@@AJ-fn3ugfk the club - joji
im pretty sure they dont even "employ" actual therapists
NO FUTURE CANOE DON'T SHILL BETTER HELP
Bruh, he’s just trying to make ends meet, you don’t have to use the service
@@alecvaughan3987it would've been alright if it was other services, but we're talking about mental health where the service takes advantage of people
i was thinking the same thing
@@alecvaughan3987 okay what if i use the service and they proceed to sell my details to advisers which they are not suppose to do
He didn’t divan the shrimp
Genuinely insane that betterhelp just kinda came back and started sponsoring people again like nothing happened
At least we know that canoe got money. yay
wait, what happened?
@@McD_11 they had people working who were not actually licensed therapists. Soggy cereal made a good video about it.
@@McD_11It came out, that they were selling the medical information of patients to information brokers
And the data thing
DO NOT USE BETTER HELP: not only did they sell patient information, they use to have a clause that made YOU responsible to find out if the "therapist" you are paired with is licensed. The "therapist" can go on vacation whenever they want and ignore you when you need a consultation. Your insurance cannot cover betterhelp's cost and most therapist office can accommodate your need by doing video consultation or phone consultation.
yeah I was a "therapist" on betterhelp and all I had to do was a multiple choice quiz and suddenly I was dealing with problems way outside my pay grade (free)
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@@alexusburton It's just U mate... U are a lil kookoo😂
@@alexusburton since everyone basically shares everything online I understand not minding but alot of people still value their privacy. By company selling your information it becomes more accessible and easier for malicious people to find it. This isn't a problem for most people but some people have trouble with impulse buying and target ads can sink them into debt. Information you want to keep private can be leaked too such as autism. If you are high functioning it doesn't effect your day to day life but made public your chance of getting hired is lowered. If enough of your information is leaked it is easier to impersonate you too.
You're not a product babes, you shouldn't be treated like one. Try to think about the consequences of confidential relationships violating your privacy (emotional,social,legal,etc) and then layer in how capitalism exploits everything it can for a dollar. Your privacy is valuable (otherwise they wouldn't be trying to exploit yeah?) don't give it up for no reason even if you can't see the value right now, hang on to it for the sake of others that do value their privacy.
happy hippos are a lifestyle choice
also betterhelp is pretty shady
He didn’t divan the shrimp
@@danstan7923 you having a stroke?
@@danstan7923 you can buy shrimp already deveined.
@@stephenallen4635lol he meant devein but this comment had nothing to do with shrimp 👁️👄👁️
@@danstan7923 idk why you copy-pasted it multiple comments but I think he meant devein
Betterhelp doesn't help people. Don't let them take advantage of you or others. They actually hurt more than help, and there's been coverage by other youtubers on the matter.
!! Yes
Hence the name betterhelp, not because they help better but because there are much more better help out there
Love your content, bro. I know you need sponserships to keep the lights on, but stay away from better help.
He has 1.6 million subs. This guy does not need additional sponsorship to keep the lights on, lol. He's raking in big money from adsense alone.
You know Canoe's got a wonderful community when they focus on criticizing better help rather than Canoe himself for taking the sponsorship
Get paid, Canoe! But hopefully some other sponsorship comes your way
what happened with betterhelp? I never heard of that company so Im in the dark with this one
@@jaredtomongha1342doing shady business, u can watch soggycereal about it
@@jaredtomongha1342FTC found that they sell their victims medical info to advertisers, like pintrest, Facebook snapchat, ect.. Millions of peoples info sold just like that. Get that bag but nah it's no good.
@@jaredtomongha1342 they are a very shady subcription Based Therapy Service that provides Therapists that are unlicensed and Sold Customer Information
@@jaredtomongha1342Selling user data to advertising companies and employing unlicensed therapists who do way more harm than good
His explanation when the guy was making the sandwich at the 2nd shop made me laugh so hard 😂. Thanks futureCanoe❤
The pause when it fell! 🤣🤣
The pepper mill falling onto the sandwich followed by your silence made me laugh way harder than I should have. The commentary is always top notch. Always happy to see you and PA hanging out
nahhh bro not the betterhelp sponsorship right after the FTC article on them STILL selling user data 💀
I don’t think he knew
Probably he doesn't know 😢😢😢@@Hedgehogz856
Well with hope from all the comments he knows now and there's not many videos he agreed to shill them on! (But considering he promo'd them in the comments a whole hour after many of us commented alrdy it is. Not a good look rn to say the least)
@@hoshikuzu4954 he would be contractually obligated to put out the promo code, along with including the ad in the video regardless of what the feedback in the comment section was
@@hoshikuzu4954ofcourse he’d still have to promote the sponsorship in a comment even after reading what people had to say about it cuz its probably part of the contract
I used to be afraid to cook new things because I didn’t have all of the ingredients or utensils or machines. But watching FutureCanoe make a breakfast sandwich video where the first sandwich isn’t even a breakfast sandwich reminds me that I don’t have to be perfect and I can do things without letting perfectionism hold me back. It’s really uplifting. Also, omg, I learned about the BetterHelp scandal from the comments section. Such a weird way to stay informed 😂
cracking pepper over the sandwich with nothing coming out to it then falling on the sandwich is pretty hilarious
That restaurant is a well-oiled machine... that's why everything keeps slipping on its side I guess...
01:05 when you showed the kinder box i really hoped you would appreciate the flavours of a happy hippo! Those things rule!
8:14 Between the black gloves and black hoodie it looks like your back home having breakfast after a hard night of serial killing.
I am a proud Filipino, so here is our Pancit Bihon
THE SACRED TEXT!!!!
Thank you so much for sharing your recipe - it looks fabulous. I’ll definitely give it a try this weekend.
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The best therapy is your content. Thanks for just being there with us
Not Better Help! I don't feel any different towards the creator, especially as this channel is far from deeply personal. But damn, I really hope you vet your sponsorships more going forward! Such a shame to see them being supported here, especially lately.
Despite that. Another great video. Feel for your buddy having to experience the influencer strain. Dude just wants to eat his mediocre and over priced sammies!
I hope for those who are going through tough times (I'm struggling myself), that you all know you're not the only one experiencing it. Everything, no matter how bleak feeling, is temporary and you'll find the inner peace and strength to find new rewarding challenges if you give it time. Don't bring forward any pain you've managed to subdue and recover from, not everything is your fault to take blame for. Find assistance, but try other options over Better Help. Even speaking to people online can help in some ways!
All love.
this growth is insane man its so cool seeing you do ur thing
4:33 that apron goes hard🔥🔥
That apron makes me hard.
"Its 2pm in the aftertoon...time for breakfast" is accurate af😂😂😂
I mean it's 13:59 and I'm about to eat breakfast so almost too accurate😆
i was having a really hard time and feeling hopeless but when this popped up in my recommendation i thought like has meaning again
I'm from the US, but my German grandma always used to make this cabbage and noodle dish called Haluski. It's super easy and super good. You take one large onion and dice it, and one head of cabbage and shred it. You cook the onions and the cabbage in 1/2 cup butter until the onions are golden brown. While you cook the onions and cabbage, boil one package of egg noodles until slightly underdone. When the onions and cabbage are browned, add the drained noodles, a bit more butter, and salt and pepper to taste. Fry for a minute or two, and then eat! It is such a comforting dish, and surprisingly complex for so few ingredients! Thanks for making such fun videos!
I am from Slovakia and i would say Halušky is our narional dish but i would describe it a lot differently. Interesting comment, have a Nice day.
@@Ryhard20 my mom's side of the family is Czech and that's where we get our love of Halušky from. Never heard of it being German, but I suppose it's possible!
I am from Hungary and we have tha same dish but with a different name. We call itt "káposztás tészta" what mean pasta with cabbage. We allso have a same horrible food that is "krumplis tészta" what mean pasta with potato. We like to put random stuff to a pasta like poopy seed with sugar or walnut with sugar, instant cocoa powder, etc.
@@Ryhard20 They never said it was a German dish, only that their German grandmother made it
It’s a czechoslovakian dish❤
:( better help sponsorship sucks man
Yeah I’m shocked at how many creators keep taking their sponsorship deals, it’s pretty disappointing
For anyone who doesn’t know, Betterhelp is a complete scam and has been fined by the US Government for selling patients’ confidential medical data to advertisers. Don’t support them
Don't be a bitch, let him get his bag
They a scam ?
@@driederprinzit’s “getting his bag” at expense of his audience. His audience has a right to tell him they dislike when he peddles shitty companies
@@MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk1000% a scam, and they sell your data.
0:22 bro fell in love
that was so funny
canoe shading on his sister will never get old 😂😂
Hey FutureCanoe!! I would suggest you to make chow-mein or lo-mein for next week! They take barely any cooking time and are DELICIOUS!! Other ideas would be the infamous Salt Bae Meat noodles, you could improvise with the idea of making noodles out of ground meat... Anyways that's all from my side! Keep up the hard work and I LOVE YOUU
Dear Mr. canoe. Despite all the radioactivity beaming from your kitchen, as a college student using your channel for inspiration, I find your videos so interesting... and your humor is amazing. Keep it up!
You can tell which TH-camrs actually research their sponsors and which ones just take any old sponsorship by whether or not you hear the word “Betterhelp”
It's so bad, if you Google better help, you find it right away, so he didn't even attempt.
@@Brockzillagaminghe did, they just paid ridiculous amounts of money that your willing to ignore it
thinking back to all the betterhelp sponsors seen on good mythical morning...
Yep, exactly. Disappointed with Canoe
@@Konani_the_unicorn_queenfrom my understanding they are under a contract with better help that they signed before this info came out.
i'm not sure where i heard that so take it with a grain of salt!
Bro I live in NYC so I get that things are expensive, but you absolutely didn’t have to take a BetterHelp sponsorship. I like it when you’re lazy while cooking, not while taking shady sponsorships
U think he would take the sponsorship knowing their past
we in comments know betterhelp is a bad company. at least they are paying canoe. super easy to skip the ad in the vid. let him get paid
Happy hippos is top tier for sure, I can only find it around Christmas time here so it’s a stock up item for me!
Where is that? They’re available all year round in the UK?
I live in the states. At a normal grocery store I just see them around the holiday.
We have them here all year round here in New Zealand 🇳🇿 THEY ARE MY FAVORITE!! I eat waaaay too many lol!
FC; "let's talk about this sponsor-"
me, and the rest of the comment section; "let's not."
Please do khao piek sen!! It is a rice noodle dish from Laos that I grew up with and its really comforting. Id really appreciate my culture being shown on your platform ♡
Hey, ive been watching your videos since
Your authenticity and humor make your channel beautifully unique :) I can tell you're a good person. Always fun watching your content. Stay the way you are :)
That is actually how roman style pizza looks. They are often square and thicker. Everyone assosiates Italy with Neapolitan, but that's just one style. Roman is great :D
Yeah I think he thinks Roman means Ancient Roman
New Canoe videos always makes my day 🎉
most real comment i've seen in a long time
2:45 that reminded me of someone called "FutureCanoe"
Agree. That prep was so haphazard in a funny way 😅
XD
Hungarian mac'n'cheese from a city called Orosháza: Make a Hungarian stew ("pörkölt") base by chopping and sweating a large onion or two in oil or fat (not butter). Pull it aside from the fire, add a teaspoonful of Hungarian paprika powder ("édesnemes," not the spicy hot variety), mix with the onions, and turn it back on the fire again. Now, if this was regular "pörkölt" you would add cubed meat now, but since it's not, add hard, melty cheese of any kind which you have previously grated. I like smoked cheese, but that kind won't fully melt. Mix and melt with the paprika-y onions, then add what you would add if this was a meat "pörkölt" which you wanted to turn into "paprikás," that is to say, add sour cream so that it would become a creamy, bechamel looking mixture. Let it bubble for a bit, then add your cooked elbow pasta, mix, enjoy.
Please listen to the comments about Better Help! Don’t take their sponsor money!
best noodle dish: khao soi (thailand)
make sure to go nuts with the garlic/shalots
for the curry you can just get yellow curry paste to save time, or make it from scratch
you're quickly growing to be one of my favorite youtubers, and I know you need sponsorships but better help is ass
I get so much enjoyment & satisfaction from your dry humour. Thankyou.
Make Indonesian Mie Goreng DukDuk!!
(It's called dukduk bc the seller used to make a 'duk duk' sound by hitting a piece of bamboo while they walk around the housing complex).
Ingredients: boiled dried noodles, pak choy, shallots, garlic, sesame oil, msg, salt, white pepper, sweet soy sauce, 'raja rasa' sauce, eggs, oil.
Mince some garlic & shallot, and some pak choy.
Add oil to the pan, sautee the garlic and shallot, then add pak choy and noodles. Season with all the seasonings (except the sesame oil).
In the same pan, scramble some eggs, once the eggs cooked, mix it with the noodles. Lower the heat then finish with some sesame oil.
In the realm of screens, where echoes resound,
There's a voice so smooth, so profound.
FutureCanoe's monotone, a symphony in flight,
Guiding us through darkness with sheer delight.
With each culinary creation, a masterpiece unfolds,
His radioactive touch, a story yet untold.
Mouthwatering dishes, a feast for the soul,
In his kitchen, fantasies take control.
I love you, oh FutureCanoe, in your monotone grace,
Your voice, a melody, in every embrace.
You are my sunshine, my guiding star,
In your presence, I forget all that's afar.
Tu es mon amour, ma voix douce,
Te amo, mi chef radiactivo.
Ich liebe dich, meine kulinarische Muse,
Ti amo, mio sole culinario, mio universo, mio tutto.
사랑해요, 나의 요리 장인,
Aşkım, sen benim güneşimsin, dünyamsın, evrenimsin.
Saya cinta padamu, engkau sinaran memasakku,
我爱你，你是我的阳光，我的世界，我的宇宙.
In every language, in every rhyme,
My love for you transcends space and time.
You are my world, my universe, my all,
FutureCanoe, in your presence, I stand tall.
i want to be written by bloodfireow7380
Not you tooo 😩
Better help is selling your emotions to market companies
Here you go bulgarian chicken noodle soup:
Clean the chicken thighs and remove the skin. (Save the skin)
Place them in a pot with 1l of water and put the heat on high.
Wash and chop the carrots, parsnip, onion and potatoes and put in the pot with the chicken. Let it boil for 30min on low heat.
Break the spaghetti and add them to the pot. Keep it boiling until all ingredients are fully cooked.
Take the chicken thighs out and shred the meat off the bone.
Place the meat back in soup pot.
Separate the egg yolk from the egg white and mix the yolk with the yogurt in a large bowl.
Slowly add some of the broth to the egg/ yogurt mixture, do not rush it or the egg will split from the heat.
Add 2-3 full ladles of the broth and then do the same from the bowl to the soup pot. Put back the egg/yogurt broth mixture back in the pot by pouring it slowly and turn off the heat. The egg will be cooked already.
Add the chopped bell peppers and parsley and finish it with 1 tbsp of butter.
*if you're feeling fancy* - fry up the skin, sprinkle it on top for some chicken crunch
Mix it all in and the soup is ready.
Hey FC, since Passover is coming up, I recommend getting into the weird, wet, and wild world of Ashkenazi Jewish food. Noodle kugel, matzo ball soup, gefilte fish and kishka are some of my family favorites, and I would absolutely love to see you give them a go! Love the content man!
what's Passover?
Idk@@kiwuuspurr1927
I recommend a peculiar sweet, cake-like noodle dish from Hungary called vergabéles. It is made with vermicelli/angel hair noodles, puff pastry, quark/cottage cheese and optionally, raisins and sugar. you can find some pretty accurate tutorials for it on youtube with questionable noodle choices, but vermicelli is the most common in my experience.
Noodle Recipe from my home-country (germany)
Nudelsalat:
500g Noodles (those curved horns are best)
140g Peas
140g sweet corn
500g Yoghurt
300g Mayo
(as you like) Processed Homogeneous Poultry Sausage Diced
(as you like) Pickles Diced
3 tbs The Juice from the Picklejar
2 tbs Broth
1 ts Paprika Powder
2 ts Garlic Powder
I think a cool video idea could be ‘grandma snacks/meals.’ So just receptors from people’s grandmas for things they were made as kids
FutureCanoe, man i love you bro, but pls for the love of god inform yourself better with the next sponsor. Better Help is not it man.
Let's just hope he doesn't know about it 😢😢😢
Bro's pfp is me fr
@@PessimisticM3ntality frfr
Let him get his bag
nahh he took the betterhelp its over
He probably doesnt know.
@@Herbal-Day context?
Betterhelp is a scam they have fake service theyre expensive and the CEO the creator of better help is horrible thats all i can say
And its very shady
@@pepo8036 yeah, that.
Kinder is an Italian brand. It was created by Ferrero, an Italian confectionery company, which is also known for products like Ferrero Rocher, Nutella, and Tic Tac.
To be fair it has strong association with Germany, not just the name but also the earliest product launches were mainly in Italy and Germany so it’s easy to mistake
I am happy FutureCanoe at least isn't deleting comments (rightly) against BetterHelp as some other creators do. You should just not take the sponsor. They do not deserve to recover or do better. They deserve to fail and go bankrupt. Creators should be the ones doing better by not supporting them.
Not gonna lie.... As a german hearing you say that our Candy is good, it puts a big smile on my face! 😊 I love your content a lot, keep it up!!
2:45 I think you might've filmed the new guy 🤣
the way he instructs PA sounds like a casting for a you know what "squeeze it a little bit"
bro-
As always, I wait for your videos cuz they always bring me some comfort.
Aside from that, I really hope that you just didn't do enough researches on better help, cuz I too didn't know about it. Everyone in the comments believing you sponsored them for money, but I hope not. You're one of the rare youtubers that I actually enjoy watching. It would be honestly sad if you knew and agreed on what they did...
Your buddies ham and cheese sandwich review was gold.
Second Betterhelp sponsorship, deffo seen the comments about them last time, it's cooked, gg
can confirm happy hippos are the bomb!! used to only be able to buy them from my german teacher who got them imported til they started selling them in the states
0:02 looks like you live in billionaire row
betterhelp :( is it worth the bag
I hope not :(
@@mikki_s1100if it wasn't wouldn't that make things worse?
Please don't take another better help sponsorship
Betterhelp comeback is insane bruh
I too love my breakfast burritos with a side of shredded alufoil pieces.
Best Slavic noodle recipe from my childhood:
You'll need:
Milk 500 Millilitres
Vermicelli (small)50 Grams
Butter 1 Tbsp.
Sugar 1 Tbsp.
Salt to taste (but it supposed to be sweet)
Recipe:
1. Pour the milk into a saucepan, bring to the boil, add salt and sugar. Add the vermicelli and mix thoroughly.
2. Cook, stirring constantly, for 10-15 minutes.
3. Ready milk pasta put on a plate, add butter and stir. The soup is ready!
Do not work with Better Help again.
better help scam
@@BluePhantom003they sold used info after promising not to. It’s one thing to do that from social media, another when you’re trying to get mental health treatment. They also promote really unhealthy boundaries with therapists by saying they’re available 24/7. Also, they pay their therapists really poorly. Overall, shitty company
@@BluePhantom003they sell their patients information according to the other commenters
0:23 that wow though
You don't need better help. Ditch them.
Very shady company.
Man the Scallion pancake you made looks so good
Damn, all the top comments lambssting the better help sponsorship before i could even get here... Good work gang!
UK. Our only native noodle dish is Bachelor's Super Noodles. It's basically a packet of ramen noodles with flavourless flavour sachet.
True, but it tastes like dishwater
Pot Noodles?
@jasminappleby779 less said the better.
I don't have Instagram or TikTok. :(
I really like to send a simple recipe so I'm just going to comment it here.
Tocino Ramyun
Ingredients
1 Shin Ramyun
1 150g Pork Tocino
Cooking Oil except Olive
Salt
Pepper
MSG
Place the tocino in a pan, no need to defrost, cover with water.
Season with a pinch of salt, pepper and msg.
Bring to a boil, lower the heat and let it simmer until the water is completely reduced.
Add 1 tablespoon of cooking oil, medium-high heat, stir fry until the tocino turns dark red and with some black spots.
Prepare the Shin Ramyun normally and add the tocino on top.
Add cheese and spring onions if you are feeling fancy.
Thanks!!
Hi FutureCanoe! Love the your vids, just wanted to let u know the scallion pancake u made - more so the technique - it is very common here in India. Goes by the name 'Laccha Paratha' - laccha means layers and paratha is type of Indian flat bread. 👍🏻👍🏻
NO FUTURE CANOE NOT BETTER HELP
1:05 ONE OF US!!!!!
Nothing comes even close to it. You should also try choco fresh
Hey man, love ur content but don't take sponsorship from better help
Really need your top 10 favourite creampies u had
1-10 all yours
i'm american so we don't rly have any of our own noodle dishes, so here's some asian food i like. (may not be authentic idk)
Soften 1 bag maifun noodles (dry) in boiled water NOT BOILING, FRESHLY BOILED for 10 minutes
Scramble four extra large eggs (use more or less eggs depending on taste) and fry SO IT'S RLY COOKED, BUT NOT BURNT
add hot oil to a pan. once it's hot, add finely minced garlic (or use a garlic press)
add one sliced carrot and the white part of some scallions (do the diagonal cut thing) and one whole green cabbage chopped onto strips about 1/2 inch wide. add 1 tbsp. water and cover with a lid till soft (about seven minutes)
remove lid and add soy sauce, oyster sauce, more garlic, and rice wine vinegar. stir in your noodles and add more sauce to taste. add eggs and stir. throw in some meat if you want. top with green part of scallions.
serves four.
Not the betterhelp sponsor noooo 😭😭 i believed in him y'all 😭
@FutureCanoe bro the scalion bread you made is also made in India by name "Laacha Parantha" it is very common bread in north India.
Oh man, the betterhelp sponsor is a mood killer, yikes.
Swiss alpine macaroni (one pot):
100g bacon
1-2 onion (into slices)
2-4 garlic cloves
-> fry together until brown, set aside
400g waxy potatoes (cubes)
400g macaroni
5dl full cream milk
2dl cream
-> cook all together until al dente
250-300g gruyere cheese/raclette (NO AMERICAN CHEESE!)
-> stir into the mixture
-> salt, pepper
-> on plate: one portion of the mix and then the bacon and onion on top
-> if you like, applesauce on the side as well
Oh lol I’ve just written another comment suggesting this hahah. Are you Swiss German or smth else?
The best noodle recepies from germany are italian pasta recepies in my opinion.
But we have Käsespätzle. I think it is the german version of mac'n'cheese.
And we've got Maultaschen - stuffed pasta dough, rolled up and served in a soup. You can also fry them up to get them crispy. Just ask Google :D
Why betterhelp whyyy i used to like your content so much man pls adress that
I like how the actual restaurant was like "that didn't cost 17$" like bruh
I really love your content but pls dont advertise Better Help. They really arent as great as they want you to think
Scallion pancakes as a vessel is something I’ve never considered and now want much more in my life.
Your videos are like therapy sessions- The bar is too low.
Better therapy than Better Help.
um i dont know if everyone in my country has made this before but my aunts used to make this alot when i was young. Here's the recipe :) oh also i dont have measurements and time they alwways free handed it and i came out well so do with that what u want
U first boil water then u take ur indomie noodles and u pour in the water then cover it.
once its done u drain the water and then u break an egg and the seasoning and whatever u want ig
then u fry it.
im not sure this is exactly hw they do it but i feel like it will better if u improvise that is the fun of it ig
i also have my dads recipe but im not sure u will be able to handle the spice. this time this one has time :)
u do the same first step of the first recipe but there is a twist
boil and cover for 5 mins then u drain it and fry it with little oil and loads of pepper that is the mvp of the dish the spice the garnish with anything and ure done :)
hope u like it and u can handle the spice cant wait for the vid :)
im gay
for future canoe
Is Future canoe actually a home-o?
Common occurrence in men
FutureCanoe this message probably won't make it but pls make bakmi ayam kampung (or radioactive chicken) from Indonesia
Here is the Ingredients list:
For noods:
500 gr (All purpose flour)
3-4 tbs (cornstarch)
100 ml water
3 whole eggs
2-3 tbs (Lye Water)
Salt and Pepper to taste
For everything else:
1 Radioactive chicken
MSG, salt and Pepper to taste
Garlic, shallot oil
Sesame oil
Soy sauce
Bok choy
Scallions
Preparation
Noods:
1. Mix dry ingredients, salt, pepper until smooth
2. Place on the table the dry ingredients that have been mixed evenly, (clean flat surface)
3.Make a hole in the middle (like making a volcano) break the egg inside
4.Knead until combined, add to the bowl/container.
5.Pour in the water & gray water slowly while kneading (for more than 30-40 minutes, you can also use a KitchenAid with a dough attachment) - This is the most important step because it determines the elasticity of the noodles.
6.Once smooth, cut the dough into 5 parts (5 portions)
7.Flatten each piece, continue to roll until smooth, then grind it into noodles. (You can dust it with flour so it doesn't stick)
Broth:
1.Fillet chicken however you like (or use radioactive chicken thighs and breasts)
2. Boil with 1 tbs of salt, 2 teaspoon MSG and 1 teaspoon white pepper on high heat for around 30 min
(PS: the meat also comes from here so no extra work)
The rest of the steps:
1.In a bowl combine 1 tbs of garlic oil, 1/2 tbs sesame oil, 1 teaspoon soysauce, 1 teaspoon of MSG, and a pinch of white pepper
2. Boil ur noods until preferred texture is usually around 40 seconds
3. Combine ur noods into the bowl full of oil
4. Add Chicken that came from broth (Don't forget to cut up into strips)
5. Blanch Bok Choy for 1-2 minutes
6 . Add scallions
7 .Enjoy!
I'd appreciate it if u actually made this. Alright Thank u!
No pls not the better help sponsorship man 😩 look at how they’ve harmed very vulnerable people and if that aligns with your own ethics or not
He needs to do research on his sponsorships more.
I love your content man. You're relatable and fun and I just want you to kick ass at life lol
I hope you have a blast making these videos bc I love watching them
9:52 “First separate your whites and coloreds” this guy is so unintentionally funny bruh