Bloodshot Angry Movie Review
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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex review Vin Diesels new Superhero Movie from Valiant Comics and Columbia Pictures, is this a fantastic adaptation of the comic or does it fail to make a space for itself?
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Joe: I really like Vin Diesel, he's gamer. a D&D player.
Other Joe: He's a dancer!
I am not sure why, but the more i read this, the more i kept beginning to laugh again. I can hear it said in a certain way in my head and see him dancing
So was Van Damme...
So was Tupac, the fake gangsta shit didn't end well for him..
😂
Dumbasslive fake? lol you were there?
I just wanna say that I'm really proud of the way Joe approached this review, so respectful of the other guys opinions, didn't jump in etc etc. Awesome Joe 🤜🏽
AJ is getting laid lately thats why ^^
That's good character development
@@ppsarrakis lol
I'm Nameless only because the movie disappointed him
I am still happy about this ...
Me: *sees Angry Joe opening enthusiastically* Oh boy, this might be a good movie!
Also me: *sees him listing reasons he likes Vin Diesel as a person* Oh noooooo....
When someone starts off saying they really like the actor you know damn well the movie is garbage
holy shit thanks for 368 likes lol
I really like Vin Diesel, i really like The Rock, i really like Tom Cruise
Warren G you like The Rocky... do you
Mean Sylvester Stallone who plays the character Rocky?
@@warreng675 do you mean Dwayne Johnston?
@@Normalguy1690 I mean't The Rock
@@igotboomed Yeah Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Joe : "We've railed on it, now let's talk about the good parts"
Alex's face : 11:33 🤣🤣
Like thinking "it had those?"
Vin’s best version is as Riddick, man I really want another movie.
Furya has been announced
ALuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
We won’t be getting Furya for a while yet, although he announced the Script a while back he has just been busy with Bloodshot and F&F9
Agreed, Pitch Black, and the Riddick films were some of Vin's best roles. The character just fits him very well. Even the Fast and the Furious films were lame for the scripts, those were about cars and hotties.
First FF movie plus Tokyo Drift are the only ones that were good, after that they just got stupid.
Necros........
The "If your family tree doesn't branch out real far" movie. xD
that's quite an insult haha and probably dumb people won't get it
Vector Sol 🤨 doesn’t make sense
@@TheJaker5 then he was probably referring to you lol
J Gunzler oof is all imma say
@@MetaIIo the only family tree insult i've heard of is "your family tree looks like a ladder".
Joe: "guys i rly liked vin diesel"
Alex looks at OJ and us
0:41
lol Alex is the best addition in this group.
“You better kill me now, cause you won’t get a second chance.”
“Thanks for the advice”
I think those are the lines you were looking for Joe.
Alex: "if your family tree doesn't branch out far" 😂😂😂
he put the entire south on blast
Even though they live in Texas lmao
@@bryant7542 Everything's bigger in Texas.
@@CharlesVanNoland Texas is it's own country
Best line
what I learned from this is that some kid managed to trick Joe that he was playing Xbox Live with Vin Diesel
😂😂😂
I played with megan fox
I played with michael jackson once
The good ol' days of Xbox live
I played once with Elon Musk, I beat him and he gave me a Tesla.
Any hope I had for this died back when it was announced as PG-13.
i mean it shouldnt have been a stand alone. i only read the early comics, but its meant to be connected like avengers
@@ProjectShinkai actually it's part of a completely different comic book company valiant comics
@@seanhoyt5626 yeah bloodshot and vetworks correct
OJ: he did the special effects for star wars: the force-
Me: oh goddamn it
OJ: -unleashed 2
Me: oh, never mind then
Why? That game sucked.
@@mongooseunleashed well, I liked it
Toxic Gaming
You mean he doesn’t have your taste in videogames
Force Awakens had good special effects though
@@CommanderShepard341 You liked Force Unleashed 2 but didn't like Force Awakens? The movie is longer than the game!
Vin Dieasel just blocked you from his friends list lol
Vin was at his best in Pitch Black. I hate those stupid grand theft auto movies.
Holy shit are you serious?
@Kermit of Rivia and that made you reply to my comment some how? ... with a little emoji, all up in my business. How cute.
@Kermit of Rivia you're a douche
Nah man, Joe isn't saying Vin is a bad actor, but the movie was mediocre.
OJ: "no bias got it"
LMAO yeah ok OJ....
Unless it's a DC movie.
Yep
It seemed painful to do.
TheStargov "this movie is a 4 but because I like Batman I give it a seven"
“Guys...I really like Vin Diesel”
Here we go 😂
He really tryin to like it even a little but its a no from joe
😂
Where are we going Jake???
Carlos Gonzalez straight to the review score
This is a corny version of Hardcore Henry. You want to watch a badass run around killing people with argumented abilities, watch that movie.
Don’t Stop Me Now!
Its ok, Jimmy will save you! Just needs to take a bit of a sniff break first
It sounds more like Upgrade, which is apparently pretty good for a low-budget sci-fi action flick.
Or Upgrade
@@Taurusus fuck that film is awesome you need to watch it sometime
Damn man, what a shame. I was hoping it would be good. Vin Diesel is one of my favourite action actors. My favourite film with Vin Diesel in has to be Pitch Black. It was brilliant. Chronicles Of Riddick was meh, then Riddick (the one with Johns's Dad in it) redeemed the Riddick franchise for me even, if it doesn't feel original. We need him to do more roles like that. That's my view anyway. Well thanks for the review guys. Have a good day.
Agreed. Honestly I really think that The Last Witch Hunter had potential too. I was really let down with that one because of what it could have been if it had been R rated and if his character had been been a little more gritty in modern day.
@@UponAPaleHorse451 Ooooh I forgot about that!! I saw that recently on Netflix. I really liked the atmosphere and friendly chemistry between Vin and Michael K. However not the best performance by Elijah but it wasn't his worst either. Thanks for reminding me of that film. I'm gonna see if it's still on Netflix.
Vin is a cool guy. I'm glad to see him do something other than fast and fuck physics furious. I just wish it was something better than this.
His best movie is still the iron giant.
He was pretty good in Find Me Guilty
Spoiler: it sucked, as expected.
Knew it. The trailers gave it away.
Agreed
Lmao who didnt see this coming.
Well I guess that trailer wasn't false advertising
He didn’t say it sucked, it said it was just average.
I appreciate your review. I was excited to see this movie. I am a huge Bloodshot fan. I may be passing on this movie. I do have a suggestion for you. Look up NinJak vs The Valiant Universe, on TH-cam. Very accurate representation of all of their characters. Their version of Bloodshot was perfect. He starts his carnage at 14 min and 20 sec, into this movie. I hope you enjoy.
Jason David Frank plays Bloodshot, right?
@@TheDUDERulez1 Pretty bad ass interpretation of Bloodshot. The nanites are perfectly displayed in this "beast" of a movie. XO Man O' War is topnotch, as well.
Yeah that was baddasss
TheDUDERulez1 yes
"Nanomachines?" - Snake
joeslickback what not the crazy maniac governor with the metal creating nano machines that look similar to this
Psycho-mantis?
When Alex and Joe gets into the friction of their arguments, you realize you learn more. And then OJ is the delight.
You guys should do a Vin Diesel Movie Retrospective so we can watch Alex have a complete meltdown or just rage quit the review.
Like all the Fast and Furious movies, except the one's without Diesel power
The funniest part of all this is was the way the editor put the angry joe logo over the bloodshot logo to make it say Ploooshot in the thumbnail.
Why do sony movies always feel like our dads gave advice on how to make a movie.
Probly because the execs are about the same age?
@@Kakimech89 thats exactly where i was going lol
Damn I'm liking it when Alex start ranting
Anoneemus Noename Just want to acknowledge your long, deep, and articulate analysis of their review format lol I agree with you and thank you
@Anoneemus Noename when you are emotional about something you think that your stance on it is logical , also the last part hit home I'm always surprised when I find people who exhibit same behaviors and thoughts and I always get that " I thought i was the only one " going through my head .
I knew it'd be bad when I saw there was already an "hd" stream for it on Los Movies
Haroon Abassi I mean sonic had an actual hd release the first week I’m pretty sure
@trocify sonic may be better than this movie, but it’s still a mediocre family holiday movie flick so it explain why it has hd stream on its first week
@trocify sonic may be better than this movie, but it’s still a mediocre family holiday movie flick so it explain why it has hd stream on its first week
Seeing His face in the thumbnail I knew it was locked
This was released in theaters?! It looks like a straight to streaming crap fest.
Netflix adaptation lol
Man I love Alex’s facial expressions at the start of these videos , you can tell if he likes or hates the movie by just looking at his expressions
Well to this day Diasel acted out perfectly at least two great characters: Jackie DiNorscio in Find Me Guilty and of course Groot in Guardians of Galaxy
Corrupt Cracker
Iron Giant and Riddick?
@@lewisconnor2820 I said at least two :D
Before I watch I'm guessing my favorite Ninja didn't make a appearance in this movie either huh?
Ninjak?
I didn't even know about this movie until... Well until Joe posted this review
It feels like this movie is like those comic book movies back then that was just a vehicle for someone than for the character and story.
AJ: "one good scene in the whole movie. I guess the director was lucky". That says it all. Thanks for the review guys.
Disappointed to see such a low score, was planning to see this in 4dx.
@Top Dog why are you here then?🤣🤣
@@spartanis5368 ppl like car wrecks
@Top Dog For real why do you care about his opinion if he don't know shit about movies?
Go see it
@Top Dog Lol Rekt.
I never expected this film to be good, nor anything memorable. Vin Diesel was terribly cast, story is cliche, Bloodshot himself looks horrendous, and it makes Dark Horse look so average.
Better movie idea.
1 bloodshot is shown pre bloodshot. Military. Doing squad ops. Gets wounded and killed by an ambush they didn't see coming and shouldn't have had to deal with. A soldier or two of his group survive and extract him out they are also injured.
He wakes up and is given a task to do a task, which has a secret purpose he isn't told about with "new state of the art tech equipment" to use. His two wounded soldier friends are enhanced and brought on the mission. No one in the high up tells him about his powers, which only activate when he is critically injured. He does some cool stuff, he feels faster and better than before, his tactics are being used. They are about to finish the mission, when one of his soldier allies shoots him through the chest from the side with his Ashe 12.7mm aka full auto bull pup 50 cal. This
betraying soldier radios in that they have been compromised and Vin Disel has been shot by the other friendly soldier. He blames the other surviving soldier for being the rat. Vin is dying and can't speak as he slowly turns white and starts to bleed out. Vin powers up and wakes up. Vin is angry. Vin radio's everyone the enhanced betrayer soldier is the betrayer soldier. The soldier is caught off guard by Vin being alive and well. The soldier escapes with bionic speed as Vin has no understanding of his powers. Vin is trained on how to use his powers. The mission real mission is told to him. Secret agency working to destroy the US. Now they have an enhanced terrorist with bionics and only Vin can stop him. Awesome fight scenes here and there. Secret plot point twist, he wasn't the only betrayer. The higher up surgeon that did the enhancing was in on it.
The surgeon tries to turn Vin against everyone. Bloodshot fights against himself while also fighting against the enhanced soldier who is also super injured. Vin makes a grenade trade 1 for 1. Vin wakes back up and the surgeon is in custody while the enhanced soldier is dead. The surgeon couldn't let his life's work be destroyed so he turned Vin's powers back on at the last second. Vin's "controller" is destroyed by the grenade. Now only Vin has control over his powers. He is bloodshot. Insert random battles he wins for the US. Insert random tie in to another movie. Profit.
Wonder how cool that coulda been.
Props to AngryJoeShow for taking cool shirts and still telling the truth.
Here is the Angry Army reviewing Bloodshot while I'm over here wondering when they will do a great Prototype movie.
Ha they’d fuck that up
13:18 I actually don’t mind when the reviews are long doe
KT has filters instead of lungs so no inhalents affect her, so she can basically breathe poison in and breathe underwater with no repercussions. It's explicitly stated in the movie.
Wiggins hacked into their comps and took admin control that's why the bad guys wrist control doesn't work, not because he gave kt new lungs. I have to rewatch it.
Vin Diesel is slowly becoming the Adam Sandler of action movies
The Harbinger you’ve never heard of Steven Seagal
Dont.... dont give me hope
Jason David Frank (the OG green Ranger) was suppose to be deadshot but when Sony decided to take the license they changed everything
You guys kinda crossed over into spoilers without warning around 15 or so.
@Bryan birdchest Callen Did I sound like I was crying? They are critics and just pointing out a no no. I very rarely take their movie criticisms very serious since they have very different tastes than me with movies.
Dave Wilson directed the Love, Death & Robots episode called Sonnie's Edge. He worked for Tim Miller's studio called Blur Studio which is a studio that cinematic and trailers for video games. He worked on The Vision, he elder Scrolls Online, BioShock Infinite, Planetside 2, Star Wars: The Old republic, Mass Effect 2 and Halo Wars. So this is his first live action directing.
Underwhelming because it wasn't rated R
No chalk white skin. Heals too fast with eating PROTEIN.
In comics. Bloodshot has eaten people so he can heal.
Yup, & the title should've been Fast and Furious presents Bloodshot
I remembered that Jason David Frank (The Green Ranger) played Bloodshot in the 2018 web series called: Ninjak vs. the Valiant Universe. I think it's Pretty decent for a low budget serie.
Guess this wasn't another pitch black~ was hoping for that sort of movie.
That movie is savage
AJ: ~sighs~
Me: Oh, no. Was it that bad?!
I mad they did bloodshot like this he is actually a dope character in the comics
I just wanted to thank you Joe for creating this kind of content where I can just sit back for 30-40 min and focus on the video and not all the stress, worries and now this viral pandemic happening around me.
Haha i knew that when i saw the trailer. They basically showed the plottwist or a twist in the trailer. So stupid
Dude, Vin does not even look like Blood Shot. He is off white grey with a giant blood red circle on his chest.
Dirus issue I have is that he used to do every stunt I mean fight scenes they can do for real
Robocop: Soldier Edition.
SIR! Soldier was actually a good movie!
So an EMP wouldn't do anything to the small machines inside him?
Alex's face when other joe yells " NOS!! " lmfao PRICELESS (12:00min mark)
watched this last week and totally forgot i did : P just watch the trailer
Eiza Gonzalez isn't that young. She just turned 30. Vin Diesel is still 23 years older than her. She was also Jason Statham's love interest (I guess it was only briefly) in Hobbs and Shaw, and Statham is only 8 days younger than Diesel (both are born in July 1967).
Just watched this online. It's pretty doo doo
It's out online already?
@@gunga8738 yep 5movies dot cloud (best to use adblocker)
Does he ever get the comic book look?
@@coreycasciano3255 No
No one has heard of David S.F. Wilson because this is his directorial debut. His background is special effects. It was originally supposed to be directed by Chad Stahelski and David Letich, the duo who directed John Wick, but they dropped out and somehow Wilson got the directing gig.
*When You Guys were Talking About Test Audiences* it really made me wonder - How Many Bad Movies have originally had the makings of Great Movie Ruined - because The Test Audience either Didn’t get it.. or Didn’t like It - We’ve seen it with I am Legend so 🤷♂️ maybe some terrible movies were good once upon a time
One reason why I don't like Vin Diesel in movies:
He acts like he's Dom in every single movie. His facial expressions are angry, confused, or both at the same time. Groot worked because of the CGI faces and cuteness. He is a super cool guy and I loved him growing up but I just have to be honest.
you know its a bad comic book movie when the main character barely resembles the comic book version.
*Director throws shade by making him in his classic white skin with flour*
FLOUR REALLY??? HOW IS THIS EVEN BLOODSHOT?
YOU HAD A GOOD ORIGIN STORY GOD DAMENT AND YOU FUCKED IT UP!
@PyroBlitzGaming Rip valiant movieverse 2020-2020 Died before it even started...
Why not let a TH-cam user critic your live show instead of not allowing him to leave live chat messages?
Damn I was hoping this would be a badass action comic book movie
The audio on this is super super low
How do you know it’s not? This is their own personal opinion. I’ve seen other reviews that praise it for what it is. See it for yourself first before you assume you won’t like it.
@@BlackstarSI I'm going Saturday
Wait, they finally made a comic adaptation of one of the top Valiant characters and they fucked it up? By the fucking gods that cant even fuck anymore...aka FOR FUCKS SAKES. *smfh * R.I.P. entertainment and humanity across the board.
I just saw it twice, and really enjoyed it. Finally, a Vin Diesel movie that doesn't suck!
I think you guys went into the theater with the premise you were going to get a "Marvel-like Movie" experience and really expected too much. I went into it with no expectations and really had a blast. You guys really suck at movie reviews. Stick to what you do best: Video games, and leave the reviews to people who actually KNOW how to review a film.
Remember all the Star Wars reviews you did Joe?
I know I do.
I enjoyed it too but it's still a below average movie
I may be biased because they were such a strong influence on my college years, but Vin Diesel was great in the Riddick series. From Pitch Black to Riddick.
Hahahahaha I knew this movie wouldnt be good
I had high hopes for Bloodshot - I got into the Valiant universe last year as an alternative to Marvel and DC and really liked Bloodshot. I was excited when I heard about the movie, but I agree with the review that the trailer was far too open about an unknown characters backstory.
Seriously, WHY was he chosen?! Why not Ninjak first? That's Ninja James Bond.
@@ZoanBlade90 I don't know for sure but if I had a guess it was because Vin Diesel could pull off Bloodshot and he was attached to the property from the beginning. It would be cool if the movie introduced Harbinger, or Ninjak in the movie but I'd bet that doesn't happen.
@@MrMulligan84 Or Hell, (and this could only really work if it was done right) use Vin Diesel as The Eternal Warrior instead. You could use that to tell or hint at the story of him and his brothers: Alric (Eternal Warrior), Aram (Archer & Armstrong), and Ivar (Ivar: Time Walker). Or at the very least, have the Bloodshot movie lean more into it's comic book roots. "Many have made bids for Bloodshot's secrets, including the Harada Corporation and Project Rising Spirit."
@@MrMulligan84 They are working on a Harbinger movie as we speak.
love from italy.
Do you guys have any cases of the Corona virus
@@supersaiyanbro yes in my city about 50/60 and 20 have died.🤦🏼♂️
I am sorry for what is happening in your country at the moment. My prayers are with you and your countrymen. Stay strong and stay safe.
Love from Britain.
@@supersaiyanbro it's a disaster man. The whole country is in lockdown
@@jimdavies9354 what about u sir
I want to see this guys make their own movie and critique it
I don't know man... I felt like Wiggings was WAY too handfisted humour, like the joke in themselves weren't THAT bad but the way it was crammed in there was weird.
Best thing that came out of this movie is knowing OJ is a New Girl Fan.
If it’s an average movie, I’ll still see it. I have actually enjoyed most movies that were considered average, maybe I’ll enjoy Bloodshot.
Hope you watched it. I waited because of their review and finally watched it. No ways as bad as they act like it is. Is it phenomenal? No. Is it what you expect from an action Vin movie? Yes. It’s entertaining. Slightly above average which to me means a fun movie to watch Wasn’t bad at all. If you go in just looking entertaining, it’s a fun movie to watch on a Sunday afternoon.
@@atterus11 I did, and I liked it. It was a fun popcorn flick.
Fun Fact: Eiza Gonzalez (KT) was in the Fast & Furious spinoff Hobbs and Shaw, minus Vin Diesel.
In my gut, I knew Sony would blow it. The Valiant Cinematic Universe is DOA. I'm not sure how it was going to work anyway with rights being split between studios.
The Director Made Love Death + Robots Sonnies's Edge, your review makes me wonder what happened?
I have seen love death and robots it was dope
Random question, does anyone remember which movie review it was when Other Joe started talking about how sexy and buff one of the actors was in the movie? I was thinking it was the Tarzan review but I can't remember
So just rewatch Upgrade for the umpteenth time?
Not that I'm complaining about watching it again though...
When I worked in 3d, we learned that if the story and acting is good alot will look past the special effects even if its mediocre. But if the story and acting sucks, the special effects gets picked apart.
E3 just got cancelled due to health concerns. I think we all saw this coming though.
E3 is becoming pointless Anyway with PlayStation not even showing up and then everyone showing games when most of em won't even come out for years and years or are crap..
Enemies/villains:*has guns shooting at guy
Blood shot:*heals like wolverine on steroids and beats them to death*
Vin Diesel doesn’t work for me as an action lead to care about. As a turn your brain off kind of hero yeah he’s great. But vulnerability is key in having an audience care about someone in life or death situations, Vin Diesel is never in a position of vulnerability in any of his films, thus no tension or care from the audience.
I’ve just watched this movie , it was very fun , great action scenes, great CGI , go watch the movie and judge for yourselfs , in the end also had Detroiiiiit smasssssh 😂😂
I fell asleep during the first 30 minutes of the movie but funnily enough I was wide awake this entire review
Thanks for saving me another $11.50 Joe and gang.
I thought this was just a new age robocop.
guy brought back from the dead as a corporate super enforcer, while they manipulate his brain....really sounded like robocop
What you are on about Joe, the dancing scene (1st one) and the music "Talking Heads - Psycho Killer", is one of the best scenes in the film :P
"...and don't be pullin' that f a l l i n g down the stairs shit on me..."
Joe's sincere love of Coming to America is one that resonates 👍 I wore that tape o u t 😎
Lmao @ Alex "if your family tree doesn't branch out far"
So, how does this story differ from Hardcore Henry?
well you see him lol
I personally like the longer videos, have never cared about length of time at all.
I got a lot of Hardcore Henry vibes from the trailer, would you compare the two and which would you rather watch?
“Nipple camera guy” , I’m dead 😵😂😂😂😵
Vin Diesel hasn't been able to get out of his Groot character. Every one likes Groot so he treats every character like if Groot. I imagine the director... Diesel, you know you have lines. You can't just repeat your name every time it is your time to talk. Do you even know your line's?
No reason to see this awful garbage, especially within the coronavirus pandemic hitting really hard right now.
People are just staying away from watching movies in theaters and are staying at homes to protect themselves from being infected with that dreadful disease.
Those types of movies are basically "Ok to watch in the plane if there's nothing better" type of movie.
OHhhh lmfao- Alex looking at Joe in the beginning of the video...He's just waiting,,,,