Funniest Things Gamers Overheard From Another Player's Mic (r/AskReddit)
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Outro Music Used (It's one of the 4 below):
Takeuchi Mariya - Plastic Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
• Takeuchi Mariya - Plas...
Mariya Takeuchi 竹内まりや - Shiawase no Monosashi (VANTAGE// Edit)
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Anri - Remember Summer Days (MACROSS 82-99 Bootleg)
• Anri - Remember Summer...
Takeuchi Mariya - Miracle Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
• Takeuchi Mariya - Mira... - บันเทิง
"Shit we're about to lose the match!"
Weed Seagull: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
Christian Martino hahaha
*Outstanding move*
If this man comes online (some 10 years later) he would carry the f ing team with a god damn pro move
I was playing GTA online, and I heard this guy whisper really quietly
"I'm a pickle ni**a." and heard the loudest CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH of a pickle I've ever heard.
I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard just now
It made me laugh hard too
Same I laughed so hard my stepbother got alarmed
I cried so hard, my tongue got unstuck in the toaster.
I plug my mic in whenever i hear someone talking never want to miss the gold.
Weed Seagull: *hits bong*
*awkward silence*
*megalovania starts playing*
Enemy team: why do I hear boss music?
Bong Berzerker mode activated!
*giornos theme
SoulBlast35 yeah sorry
Oh no
Roses are red
This vid is long
We losing on overwatch till weed seagul hits the bong
Originality +1
Biggie Cheese
Yes
Bars
Till we hit the trees and look like Vietnamese people
Achievement unlocked!
Ill Flow
+1 internet awarded
Weed Seagull : *Hits a gigantic bong rip*
Enemies : Why do i hear boss music?
I hope this guy is on xb1 i want to add weed seagull
lol I can’t stop laughing how that’d sound in real life 😂
Like a darks souls type music hahaha
its on 420 no one like it
I liked it but it made it 421 likes and i dare not disrespect Weed Seagull
EVERYBODY GANGSTA
TILL ONE OF THE ENEMY PLAYERS HITS THE BONG
Wow man I've heard that before
TOP TEXT
BOTTOM TEXT
Me and thr boys on mic: Is that the bong!?! *Oh shit we've awakened weed seagul*
True
Weed Seagull: I am not the Messiah
Everyone in the comments: *HE IS THE MESSIAH*
Weed Seagull: NOW FUCK OFF!
Everyone in the comments: How do we fuck off, sir?
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
*JASON AND WEED SEAGULL*
gatling pea and the stump nigga
My fucking Name is Jason to ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ )
DeadlyBacon and Weed_Seagull
Jason is so proud of you
AwesomeKid and weedseagull
Weed Seagull: an absolute legend.
Ryan Annis I vouce weed makes you play better, only sativa
Wha?
I gotta meet him but like on Minecraft
I’m so sad I have never met him
Weed Seagull?
*weedgull*
Everyone on GoW: TheLegend27 is better than all of you.
Everyone on Fortnite: Noobmaster69 says otherwise.
Everyone on Overwatch: Gentlemen, time to summon the Weed Seagull.
Ehem. Mentlegen
Magnus Ars Magna I love how we have two names of children on this list compared to Weed Seagull. You do not compare Weed Seagull.
WEED SEAGULL, CHAAAAAARGE
Everybody in CS: SUKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI BLYAT
Weed seagull was playing in CoD WW2
Enemy team: winning
Weed seagle:*bong*
Weed seagle: I'm not trapped in this game with you, youre trapped in this game with me.
I was pretty young and innocent so I didn’t like when people said cuss words, and so I was going into multiple lobbies, trying to find teammates that didn’t have bad mouths, until I finally found some quiet teammates. I said into my mic, “Finally, a clean mouthed team”
Then one guy just randomly screams into his mic
“YEAH WE FUCKING ARE”
I immediately disconnect and I just sit there laughing for a solid 5 minutes
Lmao i also didn't like bad mouthed lobbys when i was young
thank you weed seagull for your service
*salutes in seagullish*
F
Merciless_OW weed seagull is the mvp
Some say he's still out there helping people reach a new rank
Merciless_OW *Salutes*
Weed Seagull, the man, the myth, the legend
TheWeedSeagull27
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@@exorruination yes!
@@hammywhammy9947 aye
47?
my kid "you playing a game dadda?"
me "yes im playing a game"
my kid "you like playing that game?"
me "yes i like playing this"
my kid "i like to play that game too"
(beep)
me "son of a "....
Lol
😂😂😂 oml this explains my house %100 😂😂😂
@Jordan Tillman probly
@Jordan Tillman yes
OH GOD
One time, I was playing mineceafr wii u edition online when a kid shouts, "OMYGOSH THERE'S A STINKBUG ON MY WALL!" And just spends the next 10 minutes losing his mind at the stinkbug
minecraft wii u edition?
*unequips helmet*
i haven't heard that version in years.
@@davidthecommenter *American Anthem plays*
Weed Seagull: *Hits a FAT bong rip.*
Also Weed Seagull: Oh? You're approaching me?
Weed seagull when a player he killed returns: "you couldn't live with your failure, and where did it bring you? Back to me."
*is this a jojo refference?*
Instead of running away, you're getting closer to me?
@@pieloloon Weed Seagull: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
Mei went from weak to power with the power of 90 SECOND B O N G R I P.
I was playing overwatch and I didn't know I was in game chat.
I said "sweet home alabama" and somebody chimed in with: "where my sister is my mom". I completely lost it laughing for about 10min.
Just imagine the whole Squad After him Singing In sync XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my... Fucking ... Ribs dude. I am dying. Gahahahaha
Mom: “We’re going out to get breakfast!”
Kid: “No, I’m in the middle of a game.”
Mom: “We’re going to McDonald’s!”
*awsomekid69 left the game*
Jordan Tillman thanks lol. wow this was eight months ago... sorry for the bad comment
Jordan Tillman lol ty
This is probably the most polite conversation I have seen on TH-cam 🤯
Usually these types of things lead to polotics
Weed Seagull: *giant bong rip*
*Welcome to the jungle starts playing*
More like Grinder from C&C Red Alert 2
More like At Dooms Gate
@@LooseCannonRacing did someone mention *DOOM*
True
More like Megalovania
Enemy Team: Starts to win
Weed Seagull: Biggest bong rip
Weed Seagull: Im about end this whole mans career
@@youngdaron2643 You: *sees unoriginal comment*
Also you: *process to make more like it hoping to insult the guy above you*
All of you:
Me: Fuck off
all of the above:
me: anD i oOp-
Tub Girl XD
@@youngdaron2643 You: *Has no idea what autism is*
Also you: *Thinks autism is an insult*
the legends:
NoobMaster69
Weed Seagull
BeastMaster64
TheLegend27
Ur mom
calling u amazing u should feel amazing
Tell me how u feel and u should be amzing
Sorry this was random I just wanted to say it
@@borderlandsm3niac26 ok
Yesterday I was playing team rumble and NoobMaster69 got the final kill
Jason too
U forgot leeroy jenkins
Other Gamer: “Oh... Hi Dad.”
Moment of silence
OG: “No, I said I MIGHT be doing homework.”
NoobMaster69: Behold, I am the dominant force of the gaming realm!
Weed Seagull: Am I a joke to you?
superg4mehero: I'll show u a joke..
@@readycedy nooooo
comments:
1% anything else
99% WeEd sEaGuLl
well what did you expect? he's a fucking legend.
Like 500
Tbh this is pretty much correct
"I never saw Weed Seagull again, but I couldn't have done it without him"
You’ve heard of TheLegend27 and NoobMaster69....
*Who said Weed_Seagull wasn’t playing them?*
That social workers group of guys actually made me grin widely. It's nice to see/hear about good deeds like that 😊
Same with the other group of guy queueing up to make sure that girl wasn’t playing alone and to stop the other guys from harassing her. As a woman who’s in a few straight, white, cis, and male-dominated fandoms (Marvel and Godzilla) it’s always nice to see.
Everybody talking about weed seagull, nobody talking about Jason, the absolute madlad...
Who?
time?nvm, 9:56
YEAH
420 likes, nice
jASoN iS SO pRoUD Of YoU!
I've never done weed directly (refuse to) but one time my friends (who were potheads) made brownies and I accidentally ate one without know they had weed in them.
That night, I apparently went on the biggest CoD (the glory days of MW2) win streak of my life. My friends told me they have never seen anyone outside of pro-esport players so utterly brutalize enemy teams lol
deadlybacon *accidentaly eats weed brownies*
*enemy teams start to hear megalomania*
-halo mount dew- *cod weed*
Enemy team: why do i hear boss music?
*Weed seagull has left the chat*
you become fearless when you take weed in any way.
shit’s scary almost.
Weed seagull: *Hits Bong*
enemies: Why do i hear boss music?
I assume you play overwatch. Could you please explain the difficulty of what he accomplished.
2:39 "Do I f***ing look Italian to you?" I CAN'T-
Fortnite:You will never be able to beat noobmaster69
Overwatch: (laughs) dont make me bring out weed seagull
Fortnite: **chuckles** I'm in danger
This is gay
Hi this is thor the god of thunder
Weed seagull is Thor during the blip
Game Of War: Calm down children, before i bring out TheLegend27!
*"What's up step bro"*
**Leaves the lobby**
E M - J A Y I hate that I can hear the voice 👏🏼
omg 😂😂 its perfect!
@@leonie5397 same °^°
I remember a guy on the xbox360 demo of an old lord of the rings online game, there was a dude called "The Great Mind". He had a booming voice and a changer on the mic that made it echo like it was spoken by the Overmind from Starcraft. He only spoke of tactics that always worked when teammates listened, and would shittalk enemies who would challenge him in combat. I made it a point to stay in games until he left, and be on his team. We won 20 times in a row before he left. Great Mind indeed.
Jason is such a legend, he defeated an entitled Karen playing a game ruined by popularity
The uncle who learned fortnite so his nephew had someone to play with is a good uncle
The guy whose girlfriend wanted to order pizza only to be shouted back that he's not Italian... Sad. How stupid can she be to stay with a guy who's savage enough to not appreciate pizza?
@@blessedafricarains6429 Then:
1) He shouldn't point out a problem with not being Italian, as that's irrelevant
2) He should correct her wrong ways by insisting on ordering proper pizza.
More seriously though, if they're both home, why order anything? It's a waste of money. Every pizza ordered instead of home-made is another couple of hours he'd have to work for away from home.
@@justsomeone5314 lol if that was me and my bf I would yell back loud enough "oh yeah? Well you look pretty damn single to me now!" Not actually breaking up of course, Who turns down pizza lol
Man i'm serious i think the french guy was me omg
fortnite porn
My friend's cat knows how to get attention. She knows that she can turn off his PS4 and one magical moment we hear "Misty NO-" as he disconnected from the chat.
Omg XD thanks for this i needed a laugh
@@Legion-zf2ju well Im always good for a laugh. Like how the gas station attendant was ringing me up and told me how she almost had a blonde moment. So I had to ask when does it go from a blonde moment to a senior one.
my cat does this
little shitty cats like that need a kick
One of the cats we used to have would lay on the system because it's warm. And a few times their tail would hit the button just right and turned it off.
I personally loved the gaming social workers trying to help kids with their rage.
Weed Seagull: *hits a bong*
Enemies: why do I hear boss music?
Weed Seagull: **giant bong rip**
Enemies: is this how we end?
dont worry hes plat omegalul
Ennard *Vento d’oro plays*
*your next line is, “IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!”*
limitedfruit No.
My next line is: Quarter circle, Quarter circle, B.
Gets hit hard in game.
Weed Seagull: I'm sorry master but I have no choice
BONG RIP!!!!!!!
Master, forgive me *Phat bong rip*
@@llyrsimpson3969 P H A T R I P
Snoop Dogg would be proud
*"Do I fucking look Italian to you?!"*
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
I love how, out of all the things that could've been shared in the comments, the top comments are about weed seagull.
Moral of the story: Take 90 second bong rips to become an esports pro
What do you want again!?
"Meow"
"No! It's mine!"
*"Meow"*
"Hey! No! YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE!"
And then There's this extremely loud slurping as the guy just downs it in one go so the cat won't get to it.
"No KIDDY! This is MY CHICKEN POT PIE!!😫"
🤣😆🤣😆
I remember playing Black Ops 1 back in May of 2011 and the entire lobby got Rick Rolled...
Rip his stomach,asshole,and poor unsuspecting toilet
I think I almost peed a little
*Hits bong* "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
This...
This is why I love the internet, it brings people together with bunch of laughs
Playing a military simulator:
Player1, panic voice, screaming: I'M PINNED I CAN'T MOVE
Player 2, lazy voice: Shoot them in the face, they hate that.
I was playing squad and caught just the perfect angle of a teammate screaming at the top of his lungs as a m1 abrams came around the corner.
VOLVO4DOOR funniest thing I’ve ever seen in squad was a gay orgy of everyone sucking each other’s dicks during the briefing, just likes if fucking soldiers goin crazy 😂
Weed seagull used bong!
All stats raised by 100%!
When in doubt, B O N G
DESTRUCTION 100
1:02 I couldn’t be more proud of another diamond bruv
I like the wholesome and funny ones, like WeedSeagull. It's just depressing when you hear a kid and their parent arguing on mic
Right like especially if you were one of the kids that got abuse growing up
The social worker part was surprisingly wholesome. I'm satisfied.
it legit made me really happy
Biggest dick energy
@@jc.8112
it definitely could be, but I always make sure to try to help people when I see them struggling online
We need to have social worker teams online to help people.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Maria Luke
indeed
people online seriously need some help
Son: dad who is weed seagull
The5amswim: *ah, let me tell you the legend about the man named weed seagull*
I was playing a roblox game while talking on Discord. Then someone's mom was shouting and took his computer out for the rest of the day. We others were laughing.
Gimme ur Discord account
@@untitled3112 th-cam.com/video/lITBGjNEp08/w-d-xo.html
My story: “ I’m a footbawl pwayer” other kid: “give it back! I know how to play!” Small child/first person: “how do I jump? JIMMY HOW DO I JUMP!?!? TELLL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!”. Nerddestroyer112 disconnected. BTW this was in the original GW.
When everyone is praying to Shrek and Shaggy but you pray to the true God.
Weed Seagull.
Amen brother
Shaggy and Shrek pray to weed seagull
Amen
*How D A R E you disrespect the holy Shrek and Shaggy, our supreme overlords!*
*WE CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*
I kid told his younger brother if he turned the Xbox off one more time he would kill him, I assume the younger brother unplugged the Xbox and all I heard was a cut off scream then he left the game lmao
The PC Gaming Turtle you just witnessed a murder
F
That little brother is a piece of shit
I may have been that little brother. What game were you playing?
Inaccurate your still alive.
I was playing with four friends, one was at one of the other’s house. My friend staying the night at the other’s house told that friend’s mom that he had a girlfriend. His mom kept asking question and said something along the lines of “I’m the cool mom.” All four of us were laughing a lot after that
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
AI Voice: Open Micc
You know it's all over when you heard a loud bong rip from your enemy's team
Insert insult reply just because I'm mad m8
Weed seagull: the hero we need, but don't deserve.
dark knite refreance
I wonder if we can find weed seagull?
If you play with me you'll here: "hi bun bun. Dixie chick. Birdy birds and are you done Birdy birds?" Yes I live in a zoo
Weed seagull: (hits bong)
Enemy: Why do I hear boss music?!!
Nobody:
Weed Seagull: Forgive me master, but I must go all out. Just this once.
References~
*Weed seagull is secretly pewdiepie*
@@lolgamerottomans9159 media: PewDiePie dose weed
Weed Seagull: *exists*
Everyone: why do i hear boss music
Jason: *exists*
Everyone: now mini-boss music?
Mom: we are going out to eat
Kid: no I’m in the middle of a game
Mom: we are going to eat McDonald’s
*xXGodSniperXx420 has left the game*
Nobody:
Google Translate: M I C K
Weed Seagull: *hits bong*
Weed Seagull: *becomes [insert Jojo reference]*
Becomes one thicc boio
Ayayayay
pillarmen time
AYAYA
Weed seagull requiem
5:11 norwegian translation: LEVERPOSTEI, MAJONES OG AGURK
yea i imagined that in my head and that sounds scary
zymorphi Høres ikke egt noe godt ut da...
Norwegian Little Tonje Andrea nei ikke så veldig
khaiterru *demons pop up in all rooms*
ekkelt, holder på å spy
I am swedish and who the fuck puts leverpostei, leverpastej with majones
Everybody Gangsta Till They Gangsta.
Everybody Till They Gangsta Gangsta
Gangsta Everybody Till Gangsta They Gangsta
8:02 As a player of Sea of Thieves this is very accurate
(Playing Rainbow six siege)
Friend: hold on, my mom says I have to pray.
*3 seconds later*
"I WILL BE GAY JUST TO SPITE YOU"
Is he gay now?
Beez Bees. One would assume yes
Ps4?
@@nabilyahya8141 pc
@@MagicMickeyVR maybe
Was playing fortnite once with randomly filled team mates
This guy just screams "I CAN BE GAY _AND_ LESBIAN" then proceeds to leave. This was a dude.
SJWs these days
ITS *MA'AM*
Somebody who's username was a politician and he played the real politician's speeches, and when he died, he micspammed some semi-classical music.
This was my first CS:GO match.
He got kicked lol
10:58 she’s got a point: homemade sourdough is fking amazing when done right.
Don't sleep on marijuana and overwatch. I slaughter foes when I smoke and play.
KILLROZE 🤣😂
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I legit got to 3330 SR blazed off my fucking dome, got into some masters lobbies too. Fucking crazy shit, I'm plat when sober.
I'd just fall asleep if I tried that
@@mr.serious707 I experience the same when i can concentrate on the game iam playing but i have adhd so its kind of different lmao
I heard a kid maybe 10 or 11 say *i smoke weed for fun* and his mom came barreling in and started shouting at him and told him to apologize to me and other player
@E M M I E ik
Yo i got 69 likes lol
@Impaleification yes
what I don't understand is the point of apologizing. If he was screaming profanities or insults at you guys I get it, but saying that you smoke weed? Sure, it's probably bullshit but how does it negatively impact the people on the other end of the mic?
@@mendelsonja dunno that hapened tho was rly funny tho
Weed seagull: o shit we losing wait actually *rips bong*
Enemy team: *why do I hear boss music?*
Nobody:
Literally nobody ever:
Not even God almighty himself:
Text to Speech: MiCk
My friend in like fourth grade taught his parrot to insult people as he played battlefield or whatever online games he liked, imagine getting tea bagged as a demented parrot cackles and insults you
I would be totally okay with that lmfao
destruction 100
Parrot no
One time I heard a kid yelling “NO” to his mom moments later I hear a big SMASH
It was his keybord
Michael Panchura LMAO 😂
LMAO
Online tutoring. A lot of meows, and at some point, a kid yelling "The cat pooped on the rug!"
That was hilarious.
2:32 the kid was so naive that he trusted his mom that he will have mcdonalds,and i imagine him crying that he got lied about going to mcdonalds
Was on Overwatch playing with a group on quickplay
I hear “ Torbjorn, let me smash those cheeks”, best thing I heard in my entire life
When you hear the x-box live kid saying the n word
Literally all of the fucking time. i switched to playstation and i swear to fuck i still hear those fucking 10 year olds calling me the n word xD
Sænic I mean but is it really be XBOX Live if you don’t get called a racial slur. Or if your mom isn’t some type of woman of the night
All the time
Bro it happens everywhere
@@Rakesssh you realise that is everywhere I've only seen it firsthand on ps4
"because everyone is a [REDACTED] Idiot when they're fourteen."
Me: "never have I been so offended..."
*Falls off captain's bed*
"By something that is 100% true."
I remember playing cod w my bud and a girl called him to talk about "drama"
I was laughing so hard he could hear me with his headset off
I was playing 6 siege and I said allah Akbar before I threw a Grenade then this dude started speaking in Arabic to me
Idiot....
bro im an arab what did he say
@Adolf Kitler k
Idiot....
@@proud_2b_427 r/facepalm
Once I was playing an old game in VR. I saw a tire roll across the road, turned on my mic, and yelled, "WHAT IN TIIIIIIRRRRRRE-NATION!"
Needless to say the guys with their mics on absolutely died laughing.
I heard my friend trying to sneak a fart. But his mic picks up EVERYTHING
That guy about sea of thieves is the most correct things that I had ever heard
8:07
"CAPTAAAIIN!!"
"Y-Yeah?"
*"LOOK!!"*
*_"...OH, FU-HUCK!!"_*
* "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme starts playing *
I've seen that video
Mine:
Kid: says n word
Other kid: are you black?
1: yes
2: alright good
1: I give u n word pass
2: thank u my *n word*
funniest thing I heard
what
@@smkyone He got an n-word pass, pretty good
Right back at ya buckaroo
@@DCapybara I was silent lol
I remember playing destiny 2 doing the raid I think it was... OH YEAH crown of sorrow. I remember one guy using truth and because of the proxy detonation on grenades and horse shoes, he kept killing him self and someone said I remember when I was a sweat in the wrong mode. Best thing ever
Guy here. I was playing multiplayer on Call of Duty WWII one night. I was waiting for TDM to begin since it was intervention at the moment. I heard a woman talking to someone. 10 seconds before TDM began, the woman farted. And it wasn't just any fart either. This was the longest, grossest, and sickest fart I've ever heard. I shit you not, as soon as the round started, everyone, including me, left the match. It took all of me not to laugh and as soon as I quit the match, I unplugged my mic from my controller. I've never laughed so hard in my life. It was the funniest shit I've ever heard on the mic.
I was playing a match of "The hidden" .
Had my friends watching me play. The invisible enemy was injured and bleeding.
First guy on mic: Follow the blood!
The invisible guy: (similar voice to Claptrap with a Serbian accent) No, don't follow my period!
We were laughing for two minutes. :D
Praylv lmao😂😂😂
Weed seagull: *mega bong rip*
Game: *rules of nature starts playing*
8:05 Dayz will, every time I have every seen someone in dayz on the coast with no gun or on the coast in general, straight into game chat and talking to the person, which usually leads to me holding them up.. but whatever it’s still fun
I don't normally sub to these TTS voice reddit comment channels, but your use of citypop/future funk in your outros has earned it