Funniest Things Gamers Overheard From Another Player's Mic (r/AskReddit)

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  • @tedcruzkidneyhunter736
    @tedcruzkidneyhunter736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    "Shit we're about to lose the match!"
    Weed Seagull: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"

    • @christianmartino7764
      @christianmartino7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A simple spell but quite unbreakable

    • @thund3r94
      @thund3r94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Christian Martino hahaha

    • @tehvix_
      @tehvix_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Outstanding move*

    • @somtig7319
      @somtig7319 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this man comes online (some 10 years later) he would carry the f ing team with a god damn pro move

  • @DR5paceman5413
    @DR5paceman5413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    I was playing GTA online, and I heard this guy whisper really quietly
    "I'm a pickle ni**a." and heard the loudest CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH of a pickle I've ever heard.

    • @thisisntmeisityou9670
      @thisisntmeisityou9670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard just now

    • @bobross7469
      @bobross7469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It made me laugh hard too

    • @michaelandrews1605
      @michaelandrews1605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Same I laughed so hard my stepbother got alarmed

    • @CartoonyPirate
      @CartoonyPirate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I cried so hard, my tongue got unstuck in the toaster.

    • @CL3V3L4ND40
      @CL3V3L4ND40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I plug my mic in whenever i hear someone talking never want to miss the gold.

  • @elliotm6697
    @elliotm6697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    Weed Seagull: *hits bong*
    *awkward silence*
    *megalovania starts playing*

  • @KDNeverPositive
    @KDNeverPositive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    Roses are red
    This vid is long
    We losing on overwatch till weed seagul hits the bong

  • @kold2093
    @kold2093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5530

    Weed Seagull : *Hits a gigantic bong rip*
    Enemies : Why do i hear boss music?

    • @misfortune6666
      @misfortune6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I hope this guy is on xb1 i want to add weed seagull

    • @Pixelhunter-kr2ei
      @Pixelhunter-kr2ei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      lol I can’t stop laughing how that’d sound in real life 😂

    • @GoGoveller9088
      @GoGoveller9088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Like a darks souls type music hahaha

    • @IlluminatedWolf
      @IlluminatedWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its on 420 no one like it

    • @VS-et4pn
      @VS-et4pn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I liked it but it made it 421 likes and i dare not disrespect Weed Seagull

  • @X_rnas
    @X_rnas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    EVERYBODY GANGSTA
    TILL ONE OF THE ENEMY PLAYERS HITS THE BONG

    • @poison4822
      @poison4822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow man I've heard that before

    • @ultrascarlet5275
      @ultrascarlet5275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TOP TEXT
      BOTTOM TEXT

    • @blumouse8539
      @blumouse8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me and thr boys on mic: Is that the bong!?! *Oh shit we've awakened weed seagul*

    • @karlheisenberg4446
      @karlheisenberg4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @mytho_actual
    @mytho_actual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Weed Seagull: I am not the Messiah
    Everyone in the comments: *HE IS THE MESSIAH*

    • @brad_hensil
      @brad_hensil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Weed Seagull: NOW FUCK OFF!
      Everyone in the comments: How do we fuck off, sir?

  • @youwerethere
    @youwerethere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
    *JASON AND WEED SEAGULL*

  • @vyse102
    @vyse102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7619

    Weed Seagull: an absolute legend.

  • @magnusarsmagna5896
    @magnusarsmagna5896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Everyone on GoW: TheLegend27 is better than all of you.
    Everyone on Fortnite: Noobmaster69 says otherwise.
    Everyone on Overwatch: Gentlemen, time to summon the Weed Seagull.

    • @sametcekmez102
      @sametcekmez102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ehem. Mentlegen

    • @marinh.8301
      @marinh.8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Magnus Ars Magna I love how we have two names of children on this list compared to Weed Seagull. You do not compare Weed Seagull.

    • @thatsmuggamer
      @thatsmuggamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WEED SEAGULL, CHAAAAAARGE

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody in CS: SUKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI BLYAT

    • @jesussanchez8967
      @jesussanchez8967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weed seagull was playing in CoD WW2

  • @bucketofhead414
    @bucketofhead414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Enemy team: winning
    Weed seagle:*bong*
    Weed seagle: I'm not trapped in this game with you, youre trapped in this game with me.

  • @senor7398
    @senor7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I was pretty young and innocent so I didn’t like when people said cuss words, and so I was going into multiple lobbies, trying to find teammates that didn’t have bad mouths, until I finally found some quiet teammates. I said into my mic, “Finally, a clean mouthed team”
    Then one guy just randomly screams into his mic
    “YEAH WE FUCKING ARE”
    I immediately disconnect and I just sit there laughing for a solid 5 minutes

    • @natykiffy6598
      @natykiffy6598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao i also didn't like bad mouthed lobbys when i was young

  • @stinky1136
    @stinky1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9127

    thank you weed seagull for your service

    • @baseevoli
      @baseevoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      *salutes in seagullish*

    • @ichmagholz5391
      @ichmagholz5391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      F

    • @speccothy
      @speccothy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Merciless_OW weed seagull is the mvp

    • @acrusader6662
      @acrusader6662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Some say he's still out there helping people reach a new rank

    • @yxyee2478
      @yxyee2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Merciless_OW *Salutes*

  • @Ziroikabi
    @Ziroikabi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    Weed Seagull, the man, the myth, the legend

  • @Zack-dk3pt
    @Zack-dk3pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    my kid "you playing a game dadda?"
    me "yes im playing a game"
    my kid "you like playing that game?"
    me "yes i like playing this"
    my kid "i like to play that game too"
    (beep)
    me "son of a "....

  • @andersquist8436
    @andersquist8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    One time, I was playing mineceafr wii u edition online when a kid shouts, "OMYGOSH THERE'S A STINKBUG ON MY WALL!" And just spends the next 10 minutes losing his mind at the stinkbug

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      minecraft wii u edition?
      *unequips helmet*
      i haven't heard that version in years.

    • @dxl___
      @dxl___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidthecommenter *American Anthem plays*

  • @EyebrowBandit
    @EyebrowBandit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Weed Seagull: *Hits a FAT bong rip.*
    Also Weed Seagull: Oh? You're approaching me?

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Weed seagull when a player he killed returns: "you couldn't live with your failure, and where did it bring you? Back to me."

    • @stetscopes
      @stetscopes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *is this a jojo refference?*

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Instead of running away, you're getting closer to me?

    • @lectro0779
      @lectro0779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pieloloon Weed Seagull: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @shadowdragon2730
      @shadowdragon2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mei went from weak to power with the power of 90 SECOND B O N G R I P.

  • @loklanwedge9205
    @loklanwedge9205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I was playing overwatch and I didn't know I was in game chat.
    I said "sweet home alabama" and somebody chimed in with: "where my sister is my mom". I completely lost it laughing for about 10min.

    • @kd_link1718
      @kd_link1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just imagine the whole Squad After him Singing In sync XD

    • @triciaannenewbury1122
      @triciaannenewbury1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my... Fucking ... Ribs dude. I am dying. Gahahahaha

  • @jobama9909
    @jobama9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Mom: “We’re going out to get breakfast!”
    Kid: “No, I’m in the middle of a game.”
    Mom: “We’re going to McDonald’s!”
    *awsomekid69 left the game*

    • @jobama9909
      @jobama9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan Tillman thanks lol. wow this was eight months ago... sorry for the bad comment

    • @jobama9909
      @jobama9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jordan Tillman lol ty

    • @ZeddieLittle
      @ZeddieLittle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is probably the most polite conversation I have seen on TH-cam 🤯

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usually these types of things lead to polotics

  • @rap_sing_guitar_life3006
    @rap_sing_guitar_life3006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Weed Seagull: *giant bong rip*
    *Welcome to the jungle starts playing*

  • @skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275
    @skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    Enemy Team: Starts to win
    Weed Seagull: Biggest bong rip
    Weed Seagull: Im about end this whole mans career

    • @morrigan7038
      @morrigan7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@youngdaron2643 You: *sees unoriginal comment*
      Also you: *process to make more like it hoping to insult the guy above you*

    • @chrisdls721
      @chrisdls721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      All of you:
      Me: Fuck off

    • @shbzh528
      @shbzh528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      all of the above:
      me: anD i oOp-

    • @fallout6834
      @fallout6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tub Girl XD

    • @merciless9146
      @merciless9146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@youngdaron2643 You: *Has no idea what autism is*
      Also you: *Thinks autism is an insult*

  • @oeuf1280
    @oeuf1280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    the legends:
    NoobMaster69
    Weed Seagull
    BeastMaster64
    TheLegend27

    • @borderlandsm3niac26
      @borderlandsm3niac26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Ur mom
      calling u amazing u should feel amazing
      Tell me how u feel and u should be amzing
      Sorry this was random I just wanted to say it

    • @oeuf1280
      @oeuf1280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@borderlandsm3niac26 ok

    • @coolpringles
      @coolpringles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yesterday I was playing team rumble and NoobMaster69 got the final kill

    • @paraboom3494
      @paraboom3494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jason too

    • @kingstonshine3727
      @kingstonshine3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      U forgot leeroy jenkins

  • @tigerkaitokid
    @tigerkaitokid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Other Gamer: “Oh... Hi Dad.”
    Moment of silence
    OG: “No, I said I MIGHT be doing homework.”

  • @weenie7746
    @weenie7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    NoobMaster69: Behold, I am the dominant force of the gaming realm!
    Weed Seagull: Am I a joke to you?

    • @readycedy
      @readycedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      superg4mehero: I'll show u a joke..

    • @lynes3751
      @lynes3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readycedy nooooo

  • @sillycatgirlnya
    @sillycatgirlnya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    comments:
    1% anything else
    99% WeEd sEaGuLl

    • @quisquiliarum7710
      @quisquiliarum7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      well what did you expect? he's a fucking legend.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like 500

    • @Nobody-hp1vw
      @Nobody-hp1vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh this is pretty much correct

  • @monkeli1497
    @monkeli1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "I never saw Weed Seagull again, but I couldn't have done it without him"

  • @Eckef
    @Eckef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You’ve heard of TheLegend27 and NoobMaster69....
    *Who said Weed_Seagull wasn’t playing them?*

  • @Amdragfan2
    @Amdragfan2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That social workers group of guys actually made me grin widely. It's nice to see/hear about good deeds like that 😊

    • @junoniathesilkwing4221
      @junoniathesilkwing4221 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same with the other group of guy queueing up to make sure that girl wasn’t playing alone and to stop the other guys from harassing her. As a woman who’s in a few straight, white, cis, and male-dominated fandoms (Marvel and Godzilla) it’s always nice to see.

  • @basicallyme8205
    @basicallyme8205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    Everybody talking about weed seagull, nobody talking about Jason, the absolute madlad...

  • @thehavoccompany-a3
    @thehavoccompany-a3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I've never done weed directly (refuse to) but one time my friends (who were potheads) made brownies and I accidentally ate one without know they had weed in them.
    That night, I apparently went on the biggest CoD (the glory days of MW2) win streak of my life. My friends told me they have never seen anyone outside of pro-esport players so utterly brutalize enemy teams lol

    • @DrVella
      @DrVella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      deadlybacon *accidentaly eats weed brownies*
      *enemy teams start to hear megalomania*

    • @spoonfullafleshh9580
      @spoonfullafleshh9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      -halo mount dew- *cod weed*

    • @lioluv
      @lioluv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Enemy team: why do i hear boss music?

    • @FN-jx7ph
      @FN-jx7ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *Weed seagull has left the chat*

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      you become fearless when you take weed in any way.
      shit’s scary almost.

  • @ulicesbucio6455
    @ulicesbucio6455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Weed seagull: *Hits Bong*
    enemies: Why do i hear boss music?

    • @badbanana5164
      @badbanana5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I assume you play overwatch. Could you please explain the difficulty of what he accomplished.

  • @samirkabra333
    @samirkabra333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:39 "Do I f***ing look Italian to you?" I CAN'T-

  • @triwiets3015
    @triwiets3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Fortnite:You will never be able to beat noobmaster69
    Overwatch: (laughs) dont make me bring out weed seagull

    • @t0asterw1thlegs
      @t0asterw1thlegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fortnite: **chuckles** I'm in danger

    • @sSyphoNizeOffical
      @sSyphoNizeOffical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is gay

    • @Frank-ro2xh
      @Frank-ro2xh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi this is thor the god of thunder

    • @2tired2p15
      @2tired2p15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Weed seagull is Thor during the blip

    • @XeiRecordingSoftware
      @XeiRecordingSoftware 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Game Of War: Calm down children, before i bring out TheLegend27!

  • @marc-gj6vj
    @marc-gj6vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    *"What's up step bro"*
    **Leaves the lobby**

    • @leonie5397
      @leonie5397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      E M - J A Y I hate that I can hear the voice 👏🏼

    • @theoverlord4683
      @theoverlord4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg 😂😂 its perfect!

    • @astr0man1ac29
      @astr0man1ac29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leonie5397 same °^°

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember a guy on the xbox360 demo of an old lord of the rings online game, there was a dude called "The Great Mind". He had a booming voice and a changer on the mic that made it echo like it was spoken by the Overmind from Starcraft. He only spoke of tactics that always worked when teammates listened, and would shittalk enemies who would challenge him in combat. I made it a point to stay in games until he left, and be on his team. We won 20 times in a row before he left. Great Mind indeed.

  • @Ey_SmoKrac
    @Ey_SmoKrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jason is such a legend, he defeated an entitled Karen playing a game ruined by popularity

  • @derekpoland9374
    @derekpoland9374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    The uncle who learned fortnite so his nephew had someone to play with is a good uncle

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The guy whose girlfriend wanted to order pizza only to be shouted back that he's not Italian... Sad. How stupid can she be to stay with a guy who's savage enough to not appreciate pizza?

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blessedafricarains6429 Then:
      1) He shouldn't point out a problem with not being Italian, as that's irrelevant
      2) He should correct her wrong ways by insisting on ordering proper pizza.
      More seriously though, if they're both home, why order anything? It's a waste of money. Every pizza ordered instead of home-made is another couple of hours he'd have to work for away from home.

    • @_otaku_395
      @_otaku_395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justsomeone5314 lol if that was me and my bf I would yell back loud enough "oh yeah? Well you look pretty damn single to me now!" Not actually breaking up of course, Who turns down pizza lol

    • @zxuss7084
      @zxuss7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man i'm serious i think the french guy was me omg

    • @hershkrukover7846
      @hershkrukover7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fortnite porn

  • @BobTheGodly
    @BobTheGodly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    My friend's cat knows how to get attention. She knows that she can turn off his PS4 and one magical moment we hear "Misty NO-" as he disconnected from the chat.

    • @Legion-zf2ju
      @Legion-zf2ju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg XD thanks for this i needed a laugh

    • @BobTheGodly
      @BobTheGodly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Legion-zf2ju well Im always good for a laugh. Like how the gas station attendant was ringing me up and told me how she almost had a blonde moment. So I had to ask when does it go from a blonde moment to a senior one.

    • @littleguy2498
      @littleguy2498 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      my cat does this

    • @jaceharrison7936
      @jaceharrison7936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      little shitty cats like that need a kick

    • @xXx3OOOv2
      @xXx3OOOv2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the cats we used to have would lay on the system because it's warm. And a few times their tail would hit the button just right and turned it off.

  • @Trombonegoddess86
    @Trombonegoddess86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I personally loved the gaming social workers trying to help kids with their rage.

  • @pinq2419
    @pinq2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Weed Seagull: *hits a bong*
    Enemies: why do I hear boss music?

  • @seth-the-inactive
    @seth-the-inactive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Weed Seagull: **giant bong rip**
    Enemies: is this how we end?

    • @mavsowo
      @mavsowo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dont worry hes plat omegalul

    • @currentlybeingremade9706
      @currentlybeingremade9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ennard *Vento d’oro plays*

    • @cold9.
      @cold9. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *your next line is, “IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!”*

    • @currentlybeingremade9706
      @currentlybeingremade9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      limitedfruit No.
      My next line is: Quarter circle, Quarter circle, B.

  • @deadchannel8965
    @deadchannel8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Gets hit hard in game.
    Weed Seagull: I'm sorry master but I have no choice
    BONG RIP!!!!!!!

    • @llyrsimpson3969
      @llyrsimpson3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Master, forgive me *Phat bong rip*

    • @deadchannel8965
      @deadchannel8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@llyrsimpson3969 P H A T R I P

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Snoop Dogg would be proud

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *"Do I fucking look Italian to you?!"*
    I've never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how, out of all the things that could've been shared in the comments, the top comments are about weed seagull.

  • @calebsmith1548
    @calebsmith1548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Moral of the story: Take 90 second bong rips to become an esports pro

  • @iamnobody1734
    @iamnobody1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    What do you want again!?
    "Meow"
    "No! It's mine!"
    *"Meow"*
    "Hey! No! YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE!"
    And then There's this extremely loud slurping as the guy just downs it in one go so the cat won't get to it.

    • @alsween218
      @alsween218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "No KIDDY! This is MY CHICKEN POT PIE!!😫"
      🤣😆🤣😆

    • @coltm4a186
      @coltm4a186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember playing Black Ops 1 back in May of 2011 and the entire lobby got Rick Rolled...

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip his stomach,asshole,and poor unsuspecting toilet

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I almost peed a little

  • @edgarmurillo4404
    @edgarmurillo4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Hits bong* "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"

  • @cosmiccaleb9633
    @cosmiccaleb9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This...
    This is why I love the internet, it brings people together with bunch of laughs

  • @Carbon2861996
    @Carbon2861996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Playing a military simulator:
    Player1, panic voice, screaming: I'M PINNED I CAN'T MOVE
    Player 2, lazy voice: Shoot them in the face, they hate that.

    • @brm9993
      @brm9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was playing squad and caught just the perfect angle of a teammate screaming at the top of his lungs as a m1 abrams came around the corner.

    • @squeecy9965
      @squeecy9965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      VOLVO4DOOR funniest thing I’ve ever seen in squad was a gay orgy of everyone sucking each other’s dicks during the briefing, just likes if fucking soldiers goin crazy 😂

  • @unddozahaz
    @unddozahaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Weed seagull used bong!
    All stats raised by 100%!

  • @potatoman9623
    @potatoman9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:02 I couldn’t be more proud of another diamond bruv

  • @applehead2134
    @applehead2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like the wholesome and funny ones, like WeedSeagull. It's just depressing when you hear a kid and their parent arguing on mic

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right like especially if you were one of the kids that got abuse growing up

  • @passgo8507
    @passgo8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    The social worker part was surprisingly wholesome. I'm satisfied.

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles79
      @IHateYoutubeHandles79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it legit made me really happy

    • @uhhdudethatwouldbesalt672
      @uhhdudethatwouldbesalt672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Biggest dick energy

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jc.8112
      it definitely could be, but I always make sure to try to help people when I see them struggling online

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need to have social worker teams online to help people.
      Modern problems require modern solutions.

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maria Luke
      indeed
      people online seriously need some help

  • @sovietdz15
    @sovietdz15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Son: dad who is weed seagull
    The5amswim: *ah, let me tell you the legend about the man named weed seagull*

  • @JuchePasa
    @JuchePasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was playing a roblox game while talking on Discord. Then someone's mom was shouting and took his computer out for the rest of the day. We others were laughing.

    • @untitled3112
      @untitled3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gimme ur Discord account

    • @JuchePasa
      @JuchePasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@untitled3112 th-cam.com/video/lITBGjNEp08/w-d-xo.html

  • @justapeckneck
    @justapeckneck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My story: “ I’m a footbawl pwayer” other kid: “give it back! I know how to play!” Small child/first person: “how do I jump? JIMMY HOW DO I JUMP!?!? TELLL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!”. Nerddestroyer112 disconnected. BTW this was in the original GW.

  • @davidagnew193
    @davidagnew193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    When everyone is praying to Shrek and Shaggy but you pray to the true God.
    Weed Seagull.

    • @wisuz
      @wisuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen brother

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shaggy and Shrek pray to weed seagull

    • @ExistChar
      @ExistChar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

    • @michaelthemediocre4809
      @michaelthemediocre4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *How D A R E you disrespect the holy Shrek and Shaggy, our supreme overlords!*

    • @Johndoe200I
      @Johndoe200I 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *WE CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*

  • @triony2114
    @triony2114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I kid told his younger brother if he turned the Xbox off one more time he would kill him, I assume the younger brother unplugged the Xbox and all I heard was a cut off scream then he left the game lmao

    • @alice-qu1zx
      @alice-qu1zx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The PC Gaming Turtle you just witnessed a murder

    • @emilycomeau4662
      @emilycomeau4662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      F

    • @steeledcelestial2958
      @steeledcelestial2958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That little brother is a piece of shit

    • @bluespinarak7410
      @bluespinarak7410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I may have been that little brother. What game were you playing?

    • @LeoVault
      @LeoVault 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inaccurate your still alive.

  • @Bluebirdz2202
    @Bluebirdz2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was playing with four friends, one was at one of the other’s house. My friend staying the night at the other’s house told that friend’s mom that he had a girlfriend. His mom kept asking question and said something along the lines of “I’m the cool mom.” All four of us were laughing a lot after that

  • @Jeff-nw6qo
    @Jeff-nw6qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    AI Voice: Open Micc

  • @theultimateunoreversecard2566
    @theultimateunoreversecard2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You know it's all over when you heard a loud bong rip from your enemy's team

    • @wah8974
      @wah8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Insert insult reply just because I'm mad m8

  • @wrenkenstein4944
    @wrenkenstein4944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Weed seagull: the hero we need, but don't deserve.

  • @the_dead_knight3
    @the_dead_knight3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If you play with me you'll here: "hi bun bun. Dixie chick. Birdy birds and are you done Birdy birds?" Yes I live in a zoo

  • @AsappDumpsters1
    @AsappDumpsters1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Weed seagull: (hits bong)
    Enemy: Why do I hear boss music?!!

  • @Pinevie
    @Pinevie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Nobody:
    Weed Seagull: Forgive me master, but I must go all out. Just this once.

    • @Hangman-yq5uh
      @Hangman-yq5uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      References~

    • @lolgamerottomans9159
      @lolgamerottomans9159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Weed seagull is secretly pewdiepie*

    • @wah8974
      @wah8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lolgamerottomans9159 media: PewDiePie dose weed

  • @V0idflow151
    @V0idflow151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Weed Seagull: *exists*
    Everyone: why do i hear boss music

    • @youwerethere
      @youwerethere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jason: *exists*
      Everyone: now mini-boss music?

  • @DefineSyntax994
    @DefineSyntax994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mom: we are going out to eat
    Kid: no I’m in the middle of a game
    Mom: we are going to eat McDonald’s
    *xXGodSniperXx420 has left the game*

  • @lilchinyt360
    @lilchinyt360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    Google Translate: M I C K

  • @lilweedsea
    @lilweedsea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Weed Seagull: *hits bong*
    Weed Seagull: *becomes [insert Jojo reference]*

  • @pleasekillmethanks6338
    @pleasekillmethanks6338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    5:11 norwegian translation: LEVERPOSTEI, MAJONES OG AGURK
    yea i imagined that in my head and that sounds scary

    • @Svevende
      @Svevende 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      zymorphi Høres ikke egt noe godt ut da...

    • @pleasekillmethanks6338
      @pleasekillmethanks6338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Norwegian Little Tonje Andrea nei ikke så veldig

    • @tipsydemon5398
      @tipsydemon5398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      khaiterru *demons pop up in all rooms*

    • @racaela2881
      @racaela2881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ekkelt, holder på å spy

    • @user-fh5rz9tq1r
      @user-fh5rz9tq1r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am swedish and who the fuck puts leverpostei, leverpastej with majones

  • @penguin5300
    @penguin5300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everybody Gangsta Till They Gangsta.

    • @mildlyconcerned213
      @mildlyconcerned213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everybody Till They Gangsta Gangsta

    • @penguin5300
      @penguin5300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gangsta Everybody Till Gangsta They Gangsta

  • @captainleviathan4825
    @captainleviathan4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:02 As a player of Sea of Thieves this is very accurate

  • @crasterlongshanks4284
    @crasterlongshanks4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    (Playing Rainbow six siege)
    Friend: hold on, my mom says I have to pray.
    *3 seconds later*
    "I WILL BE GAY JUST TO SPITE YOU"

  • @whimsicalwyvern2851
    @whimsicalwyvern2851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Was playing fortnite once with randomly filled team mates
    This guy just screams "I CAN BE GAY _AND_ LESBIAN" then proceeds to leave. This was a dude.

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SJWs these days

    • @bonkow
      @bonkow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ITS *MA'AM*

  • @funkykong2776
    @funkykong2776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Somebody who's username was a politician and he played the real politician's speeches, and when he died, he micspammed some semi-classical music.
    This was my first CS:GO match.
    He got kicked lol

  • @frostcore2214
    @frostcore2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:58 she’s got a point: homemade sourdough is fking amazing when done right.

  • @FOWBOWZ
    @FOWBOWZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    Don't sleep on marijuana and overwatch. I slaughter foes when I smoke and play.

    • @chino2grimey
      @chino2grimey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KILLROZE 🤣😂

    • @hammywhammy9947
      @hammywhammy9947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69 likes

    • @Hideyoriisdaman
      @Hideyoriisdaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I legit got to 3330 SR blazed off my fucking dome, got into some masters lobbies too. Fucking crazy shit, I'm plat when sober.

    • @EivindDaleBigDale
      @EivindDaleBigDale 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd just fall asleep if I tried that

    • @paprikagames
      @paprikagames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.serious707 I experience the same when i can concentrate on the game iam playing but i have adhd so its kind of different lmao

  • @Youngberries
    @Youngberries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I heard a kid maybe 10 or 11 say *i smoke weed for fun* and his mom came barreling in and started shouting at him and told him to apologize to me and other player

    • @Youngberries
      @Youngberries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @E M M I E ik

    • @Youngberries
      @Youngberries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo i got 69 likes lol

    • @Youngberries
      @Youngberries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Impaleification yes

    • @mendelsonja
      @mendelsonja 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what I don't understand is the point of apologizing. If he was screaming profanities or insults at you guys I get it, but saying that you smoke weed? Sure, it's probably bullshit but how does it negatively impact the people on the other end of the mic?

    • @Youngberries
      @Youngberries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mendelsonja dunno that hapened tho was rly funny tho

  • @nug8933
    @nug8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Weed seagull: o shit we losing wait actually *rips bong*
    Enemy team: *why do I hear boss music?*

  • @newsomberman4983
    @newsomberman4983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody ever:
    Not even God almighty himself:
    Text to Speech: MiCk

  • @hylacinerea970
    @hylacinerea970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    My friend in like fourth grade taught his parrot to insult people as he played battlefield or whatever online games he liked, imagine getting tea bagged as a demented parrot cackles and insults you

  • @michaelpanchura2288
    @michaelpanchura2288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    One time I heard a kid yelling “NO” to his mom moments later I hear a big SMASH
    It was his keybord

  • @spacekid9680
    @spacekid9680 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Online tutoring. A lot of meows, and at some point, a kid yelling "The cat pooped on the rug!"
    That was hilarious.

  • @serv3534
    @serv3534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:32 the kid was so naive that he trusted his mom that he will have mcdonalds,and i imagine him crying that he got lied about going to mcdonalds

  • @sneepsnorp3801
    @sneepsnorp3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Was on Overwatch playing with a group on quickplay
    I hear “ Torbjorn, let me smash those cheeks”, best thing I heard in my entire life

  • @deepgold6378
    @deepgold6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    When you hear the x-box live kid saying the n word

    • @Rakesssh
      @Rakesssh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Literally all of the fucking time. i switched to playstation and i swear to fuck i still hear those fucking 10 year olds calling me the n word xD

    • @joeguy1092
      @joeguy1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sænic I mean but is it really be XBOX Live if you don’t get called a racial slur. Or if your mom isn’t some type of woman of the night

    • @erikhoemberg7829
      @erikhoemberg7829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All the time

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro it happens everywhere

    • @therandomnobody3407
      @therandomnobody3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rakesssh you realise that is everywhere I've only seen it firsthand on ps4

  • @aarshir9500
    @aarshir9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "because everyone is a [REDACTED] Idiot when they're fourteen."
    Me: "never have I been so offended..."
    *Falls off captain's bed*
    "By something that is 100% true."

  • @murkin808
    @murkin808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember playing cod w my bud and a girl called him to talk about "drama"
    I was laughing so hard he could hear me with his headset off

  • @jizzonmyshizz8278
    @jizzonmyshizz8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I was playing 6 siege and I said allah Akbar before I threw a Grenade then this dude started speaking in Arabic to me

  • @stxrryskyzx158
    @stxrryskyzx158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Once I was playing an old game in VR. I saw a tire roll across the road, turned on my mic, and yelled, "WHAT IN TIIIIIIRRRRRRE-NATION!"
    Needless to say the guys with their mics on absolutely died laughing.

  • @Awesomespade3
    @Awesomespade3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I heard my friend trying to sneak a fart. But his mic picks up EVERYTHING

  • @gpbunn395
    @gpbunn395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That guy about sea of thieves is the most correct things that I had ever heard

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    8:07
    "CAPTAAAIIN!!"
    "Y-Yeah?"
    *"LOOK!!"*
    *_"...OH, FU-HUCK!!"_*
    * "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme starts playing *

    • @theguy6845
      @theguy6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen that video

  • @llama4924
    @llama4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Mine:
    Kid: says n word
    Other kid: are you black?
    1: yes
    2: alright good
    1: I give u n word pass
    2: thank u my *n word*
    funniest thing I heard

    • @smkyone
      @smkyone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what

    • @DCapybara
      @DCapybara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@smkyone He got an n-word pass, pretty good

    • @IAmNotAStrawberry
      @IAmNotAStrawberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right back at ya buckaroo

    • @llama4924
      @llama4924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DCapybara I was silent lol

  • @johnnycage9688
    @johnnycage9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember playing destiny 2 doing the raid I think it was... OH YEAH crown of sorrow. I remember one guy using truth and because of the proxy detonation on grenades and horse shoes, he kept killing him self and someone said I remember when I was a sweat in the wrong mode. Best thing ever

  • @colbylawson5331
    @colbylawson5331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy here. I was playing multiplayer on Call of Duty WWII one night. I was waiting for TDM to begin since it was intervention at the moment. I heard a woman talking to someone. 10 seconds before TDM began, the woman farted. And it wasn't just any fart either. This was the longest, grossest, and sickest fart I've ever heard. I shit you not, as soon as the round started, everyone, including me, left the match. It took all of me not to laugh and as soon as I quit the match, I unplugged my mic from my controller. I've never laughed so hard in my life. It was the funniest shit I've ever heard on the mic.

  • @Praylv
    @Praylv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I was playing a match of "The hidden" .
    Had my friends watching me play. The invisible enemy was injured and bleeding.
    First guy on mic: Follow the blood!
    The invisible guy: (similar voice to Claptrap with a Serbian accent) No, don't follow my period!
    We were laughing for two minutes. :D

  • @Wolfrevan
    @Wolfrevan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Weed seagull: *mega bong rip*
    Game: *rules of nature starts playing*

  • @deathkiller275
    @deathkiller275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:05 Dayz will, every time I have every seen someone in dayz on the coast with no gun or on the coast in general, straight into game chat and talking to the person, which usually leads to me holding them up.. but whatever it’s still fun

  • @JMAN_
    @JMAN_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't normally sub to these TTS voice reddit comment channels, but your use of citypop/future funk in your outros has earned it