I'm cracking up thinking of this fancy school of magic. And they're showing the new students around. Then, the prestigious tour guide says, "This is the potions room!" And there's this old man in there over a massive pot of mac and cheese.
"Hey, what are you doing with that cauldron? This is my classroom, I'm supposed to teach potions here! And stop waving your feck stick at the children!"
JellyFish or on the contrary, Jim comes rushing into the classroom waving his feck stick at the teachers babbling about them tainting the purity of his Mac and cheese pot.
'She's like "Oh, naked old men are just my type' When the Old man in question has the chiseled physique of a greek god and the charisma to start a small cult, Its not too far fetched.
@@oddluck4180 i thought you couldnt pirate sims 4 becuz they made it to where it just gets more and more pixelated. also, they just had it for free like 2 months ago and its like $10 at gamestop.. even my poor ass can afford that.
@@cinnamonsparrowdesigns yeah a disney licenced pirates of caibbean expansion where you can have sword fights and you can create captain jack sparrow in the game
@@mercutiolives2883 i thought he died in the small house episodes damn how did i not see him in the wedding episodes but to be fair it’s santa’s child not jims
i found a bug if your interested. if you make a club rule where they use magic and teach your sim the spell "Duplicato" they will create an unlimited amount of clones
Kevin: Jim has already been a vampire, a zombie killer, a mermaid, a drug dealer Also Kevin: What's she duelling for? I don't have any knowledge to share
Kevin didn’t ask “how is it going” today. The only day I need to hear that someone cares about me. But he still said “friends”. Glad to know we are all friends of him. by the way, day 2 of wishing Kevin happy birthday and appreciating him being here.
Me too , I left it for months and this with the excitement to try this pack got me back , but was hugely dissapointed that I cant make my vampire sim a spellcaster ... EA has to dissapoint us as always ...
Forget all the useless theme packs, we need a Dear Leader EP complete with Santa fighting pit, zombie apoc squads, mole men in the walls, drug addicted zombies, the swamp dungeon in the basement, and mandatory death day festivities to say the least. Thanks Kevin for breathing new life into The Sims franchise... and then killing it repeatedly and making me laugh every damn time in the process. Your videos always brighten my day! Keep them coming!
Day 196 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, take care. It would be day 245 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad. Subject #74 you’re still legendary, b. My hope is long gone, as well as your patience for this type of comments, but I want to make it at least to 200.
The game named the Voodoo Doll at 13:05 after me in the first place! Too bad he changed it to Vomit though but I can relate xD. Hoorah I'm sort of in a Kevin video! Love your videos Kevin, keep up the amazing work!
What do you call a very refined and sophisticated ant in medieval europe? Saelig ant Normally I'd apologise, but this is a -Kevin- Jim Pickens video, so no
Jim has now killed 87 people directly with 2 getting revived and one being the same person 5 times and has had 8 slaves die of old age, one of which came back, and one Pumpkin and he himself has died once. Picky also died. Jim has died once in addition to all these other deaths. Jim killed 6 zombies. He made a santa kill a second santa
This video is the first one of Kevin's I ever saw, all because I was looking stuff up for the magic realm for the Sims. What a great introduction to Kevin, a shrek in bed and a santa fight pit.
Kevin is learning how to use magic so he can easily eliminate all the people requesting games. He will never kill my brothers and I. Day 208 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
I accidentally set fire to my sons bed with magic :S...... annnd the sad thing is, he was still in it. Our family is still mourning upon these sad times, I don't think my character will ever own up to his mistakes.
Kevin telling us scoobay-doo got taken away while trying to distract us with Jim on a mop is like jiggling keys in front of a toddler while they’re getting a flu shot
Somebody ought to make a Jim Pickens Barbie doll. Dress him up as a vampire, a zombie killer, a thiccc mermaid, a drug dealer, a cop, and more!
Yeah
Jim Pickens Funko Pop incoming
This... That’s a product line waiting to happen!
I’ll do it! 😂😂
I'd buy one.
I'm cracking up thinking of this fancy school of magic. And they're showing the new students around. Then, the prestigious tour guide says, "This is the potions room!" And there's this old man in there over a massive pot of mac and cheese.
"Hey, what are you doing with that cauldron? This is my classroom, I'm supposed to teach potions here! And stop waving your feck stick at the children!"
XD lmao
Jesus Christ yes
JellyFish or on the contrary, Jim comes rushing into the classroom waving his feck stick at the teachers babbling about them tainting the purity of his Mac and cheese pot.
Wizards gotta eat too!
"I don't know if I should get rid of the Santa fighting pit or not, thats gona sound odd without context"
Lets be real it sounds odd with context too.
Something_Derpy 101 especially since the context literally is
- Kevin wanted a Santa fighting pit
- Kevin build a Santa fighting pit
@@SHODAN-TriOptimum to be fair, it was used for an epic duel to see who's the real santa
For some reason I got deja vu when he said that
i read this when he said it. are you stalking me i’m-
It sounds perfect you heretic.
'She's like "Oh, naked old men are just my type'
When the Old man in question has the chiseled physique of a greek god and the charisma to start a small cult, Its not too far fetched.
ozone20rulez I know this was like 9 months ago but I’m your 69th like lmao
@@elisabethsalmeron4502 nice
Too far fecked* 😅
Small?
Small? 1.3 million people have to disagree lol
So Scoobay Doo just got taken away from a family who didn't feed him, didn't bring him to the vet when he was ill or love him at all? What a surprise!
Don't forget spray painted the fuck out of him.
Inb4 Scoobay starts his own cult that bans frogs
Scoobay Doo is now safe with Sheh Gee
Kevin could reload an older save and get Scobay back, she'd make a good familiar for Jim
Im surprised it took this long for them to take Scoobay lmao
Farewell Scoobay-Doo...
You shall be missed...
...not by Jim... or Kevin... but by us...
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WOW two days of harry potter in a row?? Lucky
You actualy got me confused for a second cuz I didn't get it 😂😂
@@BjenTheBlaster haha wow 🤣😂👍👌🏻👍🗿🗿 I'm dead hahaha
*breathtaking*
What a time to be alive!
Pure magic!
"I lost Scooby Doo, he got taken away, but look, Jim's on a mop!"
*Distraction: 100*
whos scooby doo he said scobay du (gotta avoid copyright)
Other sims youtubers:
Well put together household, trying to get their sims up the career latter
Kevin:
*santa fighting pit*
Sarah Heinecke GrayStillPlays: "More torture, dammit!"
Kevin makes the best Sims gameplay
This is why I prefer Kevin
@@anjogmund5137 what about rt?
@wow such youtube very meme Love him too, and GrayStillPlays
Scoobay doo:
Gets taken away because of neglect
Kevin, with his magic mop:
"A small price to pay for salvation"
😂😂
I miss him, I hope Jim gets him back...
@@Laff700 I dont think you can after they take it away
But the true magic was the friends we killed along the way
Still best comment, lol.
Found the necromancer.
I I can't like because because it already has 666 likes
We're all in this together,
Even though!
I shot you.
"Potatoes?! As an Irish man I have to buy 20 of these" lmfao I died
The sims 4 but there’s too many god damn expansion packs
Feck yeah
Not a big deal if you pirate the game.
Not enough, we need university then I wouldnt care anymore
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens *All hail Dear Leader Jim Pickens!*
:D 🌟
@@oddluck4180 i thought you couldnt pirate sims 4 becuz they made it to where it just gets more and more pixelated. also, they just had it for free like 2 months ago and its like $10 at gamestop.. even my poor ass can afford that.
"Teach me magic so i can kill you later" - Jim Pickens
Jim Pickens is more Dangerous than Voldemort
Anyone is more dangerous than Oldie No-Nose Voldie...
That being said, I do appreciate that Jim is upfront about his motives, unlike ‘Mort.
Jim's to do list
-get slaves-
-be a vampire-
-capture santa-
-get possessed-
-die-
-be a mermaid-
-deal drugs-
-kill zombies-
-be a wizard-
what next?
become a pirate
@@ArcadeMarx Now I want a Pirate expansion pack dammit!
Enjoy summer vacation
@@cinnamonsparrowdesigns yeah a disney licenced pirates of caibbean expansion where you can have sword fights and you can create captain jack sparrow in the game
Drive cars.
I was very disappointed to find out my sim couldnt be a vampire spellcaster. Huge disappointment.
right I need someone to make a mod where you can be a hybrid like in the vampire diaries or a tribrid like in the originals or legacies
@@hotcrunchycheeto werewolf, vampire, wizard and a part mermaid 😂🤣
@@laklomp that's all I want lol 😁😂
I know, right? They let you do that in Skyrim. Granted, you can also marry a talking lizard in that game, sooo...
right? I just want an overlord undefeatable supersim, is it really that much to ask?
FirstName’s a secret genius who keeps failing so he doesnt grow up and get a target on his back - longest living child in the Pickens family
He somehow survived a nuke and showed up in the marriage episode, so he really is the longest-living.
@@mercutiolives2883 i thought he died in the small house episodes damn how did i not see him in the wedding episodes but to be fair it’s santa’s child not jims
Okay cool but is Mole available to talk?
Do you mean Mole, Mole 2 or Mole 3?
No but mole 666 is available to talk
Wanna come to my house? Mole's here
@@tillyhoney6099 or mole 4
Sims 4 but Jim finally looks for frogs
THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE
Sims 4 but Jim breaks the cult's ONLY rule.
Not for sexual reason
"I also have a machete incase the magic doesn't work."
That's just good planning.
Kevin, don't you know that its impolite to wave your feck-stick in front of people?
Is that why I keep getting arrested for public indecency?
Dylan W no, you’re not using a feck stick. They usually are magical and can cast spells.
Are we positive that Jim isn’t typing that out?
i found a bug if your interested.
if you make a club rule where they use magic and teach your sim the spell "Duplicato" they will create an unlimited amount of clones
Sims 4 should be renamed Jims 4
Change my mind
Lauf Kamel why should I? You’re right
I don't think anyone's gonna try here
I’ll try ! there is a guy call Gaz adventure watch his sims videos and you will see
Lauf Kamel EA hates Kevin, they always patch the game whenever he tries funny things
Obviously it should be called Jims 4Ever
Kevin: Jim has already been a vampire, a zombie killer, a mermaid, a drug dealer
Also Kevin: What's she duelling for? I don't have any knowledge to share
Kevin, you finally have the power to give people a mild case of amnosia, I'm proud.
Bahahahaha yes!
He's always had that power, in his heart
Does Jim not remember his time at Hogwarts Magical Military School for Troubled Young Wizards?
I’m assuming this is like grad school for Jim
i would love a dear leader family tree
imagine that on the wall
Kevin make that a merch item
A murder timeline would work, too
Wait, no! A set of collectible cards!
yes i’m here for that
Dear leader family tree would be awesome! A murder timeline would be cool, but be a REALLY big poster.
Someone made one on the subreddit a while ago, but I think it needs updating. Jim has a lot of children.
4:19 kevin : how much mac and cheese do you need Jim?
Jim : YES!
A perfect amount. xD
Use Necro call on pumpkins tombstone
OMG YES PUMPKIN
PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumpkin, the cat, the undead
What about Beejey though
i think pumpkin faded away at some point so her data is gone.
8:09 I like how the dedeathify spell is just the sim taking off the ghost sheet like "Surprise!"
I have a feeling Kevin is about to mix two very dangerous universes lol
Jim's career paths are like the equivalent of a more sadistic Barbie
RP yesterday and now Sims 4 today?
CallMeHappy
let's hope he does minecraft tomorrow
@@ArcadeMarx never thought I'd say that but I'm genuinly looking forward to every new minecraft video lol
“Why would you not follow a naked old man into a portal”- Kevin 2019
Harry Potter has some serious competition now. He better start learning some new spells quick, or else Jim Pickens is gonna catch up to him
yeah he been doing the flipendo since he got into hogwarts
don't let jk rowling read this she's gonna make another sequel
You mean Voldemort is gonna have some competition.
Jim: *Uses Magic On A Teacher!*
Magic Teacher: *Uno Reverse Card!*
One day, just one day, I will hear "hey there friends, my name is shrek and today"
Partner:"Show me your..."
Kevin:"FECK STICK!"
I need to have fun how do I have fun?
*-clicks on street lamp-*
Well here we go...
Day 1 of asking Kevin to add Hagrid to his sims series
Regan gang
Regan Lowe ✌️✌️✌️
Kevin didn’t ask “how is it going” today. The only day I need to hear that someone cares about me.
But he still said “friends”. Glad to know we are all friends of him.
by the way, day 2 of wishing Kevin happy birthday and appreciating him being here.
4:10
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"I'm making fucking mac an cheese. AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!"
EA should be paying you. They probably are... but seriously this is the only advertisement I need to get back on Sims
Me too , I left it for months and this with the excitement to try this pack got me back , but was hugely dissapointed that I cant make my vampire sim a spellcaster ... EA has to dissapoint us as always ...
They aren't, cause that would need to be disclosed or else it's a crime. And kevo ain't no criminal (in real life at least)
he didnt say hows it going in the intro are you ok kevin
You're trusting Jim with magic. What is wrong with you??
Nothing, since it's Kevin. :D
You could have just left it at trusting Jim
Who said anyone trusts him?
"This Chilly is almost as hot as my dad!" Oh gosh, the fanart.
Adding magic just gives Kevin more ways to torture Sims
That's... why i'm here.
And kill them, lol
@@catpunk4194 none of the spells in the pack can kill sims.
@@Zennethe -sadly-
Kevin: "I've never had a talent."
*SAYS THE MAN WHO CAN SING LIKE A FECKIN GOD!"
Kevin should play My Horse Prince
Oh god.
Wii Series you mean “Oh god yes!!”
That's an amazing idea hahaha
I like to think the “I’m not allowed in a bar without a grown adult” was actually talking about Jim’s papa
The Sims 4 but everything Kevin does results in everyone dying and showing how demented he is
The series as a whole. Or every game Kevin plays. I love it.
lets be honest Kevin, you don't need magic to kill people.
day 1 of asking kevin to ask kevin what kevin thinks about people asking him to do things every day
What's in ur name?
When you're shopping but 5:38
I'M IN THE MOOD TO SIIIIIING!
"well, everybody's thinking about me" bro, do you really think Jim got Grim without being absolutely HUNG?
Finally Jim got over his fear of frogs. I´m proud of him.
"'God, this chilli is almost as hot as my dad-' WAIT, NO!" Got me 😂😂
Aw Jim Want's To Learn Magic Like His Mom Janice Pickens! I Miss Her!
wait Janice ..? wait ..
Ahh yes the sustenance I was craving
Forget all the useless theme packs, we need a Dear Leader EP complete with Santa fighting pit, zombie apoc squads, mole men in the walls, drug addicted zombies, the swamp dungeon in the basement, and mandatory death day festivities to say the least. Thanks Kevin for breathing new life into The Sims franchise... and then killing it repeatedly and making me laugh every damn time in the process. Your videos always brighten my day! Keep them coming!
Build Hogwarts but everyone kills each other with magic.
Jim Pickens as Harry Potter
Mole 2 as Ron Weasley
Santa Clause as Hermione
and Grim as Dobby.
Jim would be Voldemort
@@iodine1169
Did you just say what I thought you said? I thought we weren't supposed to speak that name. Ever.
Why would Harry Potter be married to Dobby tho
@@seekervaltriz9447
Free tickets to Dallas Stars games for the rest of the season? Oh. Wrong Dobby. Never mind.
Okay, but is Mole 2 available to talk?!
Island Living? More like Bora Bora Ragnarock!
wha, do you exist? :eyes:
Day 196 of asking Kevin to bring back the
Comedy Night.
Mona Beansa, take care.
It would be day 245 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
Subject #74 you’re still legendary, b.
My hope is long gone, as well as your patience for this type of comments, but I want to make it at least to 200.
MORE COMEDY NIGHT!!!!!!!!
9:46 My Little Sims: Knowlege is Magic
The game named the Voodoo Doll at 13:05 after me in the first place! Too bad he changed it to Vomit though but I can relate xD. Hoorah I'm sort of in a Kevin video! Love your videos Kevin, keep up the amazing work!
11:18
this is the scene which summarises the entire plot of kevins sims 4 playlist.......
*Kevin, play "Saelig".*
I randomly came across that game and I need to see you play it.
OMG YES PLEASE
What do you call a very refined and sophisticated ant in medieval europe?
Saelig ant
Normally I'd apologise, but this is a -Kevin- Jim Pickens video, so no
I love when you get a new episode and all your mods go into a blind panic
Hey Kevin, I love your Sims videos and watch it all the time
Are you from Appnana too.
“I just have a machete in there... in case the magic doesn’t work.”
I can’t fucking breathe omg 🤣
Our dear leader shall be stronger than ever!
i just love kevins face he makes me laugh just looking at him just stop the video at 16:32 and stair at him for a while
You didn't say "how's it going" and now I'm very confused and scared, what is happening
oh, same.
The casual way in which you announced that scoobay doo was no longer with us, still haunts me to this day
"This chilli is almost as hot as my dad" is everything okay Kevin?
Jim has now killed 87 people directly with 2 getting revived and one being the same person 5 times and has had 8 slaves die of old age, one of which came back, and one Pumpkin and he himself has died once. Picky also died. Jim has died once in addition to all these other deaths. Jim killed 6 zombies. He made a santa kill a second santa
I think I’ve never clicked so fast
same
same
This video is the first one of Kevin's I ever saw, all because I was looking stuff up for the magic realm for the Sims. What a great introduction to Kevin, a shrek in bed and a santa fight pit.
Kevin update mc command center and basemental drugs to not get last exception errors lol
at 7:23 it sounds like the wizard is saying "brigham...YOUNG!" (book of mormon anyone?)
Congrats First Name Pickens!
They grow up so fast.
Khouri Buttersworth
No one cares about that loser. He should get a job and move out , the little shit. We need room for slaves
@@Kai-zz3no exactly
3:48 you thought i was a strange magician BUT IT WAS ME DIO
”That’s probably weird without context”
Honestly, it’s weird WITH context
RIP Scobay Du. Over a year has passed but the pain has not subsided. Forever in our hearts
Kevin is learning how to use magic so he can easily eliminate all the people requesting games.
He will never kill my brothers and I.
Day 208 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
I accidentally set fire to my sons bed with magic :S...... annnd the sad thing is, he was still in it. Our family is still mourning upon these sad times, I don't think my character will ever own up to his mistakes.
day 69420 of asking kevin to play a barbie game its been so long i forgot the name
i remember its barbie and the island princess
Burnt Maggot is it the gta puppy one
Nice
@@neobro234 no fucking clue
I REMEBER ITS BARBIE AND THE ISLAND PRINCESS
@@slep3913 hello
Kevin telling us scoobay-doo got taken away while trying to distract us with Jim on a mop is like jiggling keys in front of a toddler while they’re getting a flu shot
The Sims 4 but Dear Leader become The Dark Lord
I just came from the sims 4 realm of magic trailer, one of the top comments is literally “I’m afraid of what Call me Kevin will do with this”
9:09
"(...) We'll get'em next time..."
"She has never seen me in clothes."
You're supposed to be *dressed* when you like people?
I’m mad he can’t be a spellcaster and mermaid/vampire/whichever it was.
4:47 Kevin might as well be talking about himself. He does seem to need some rest
11:05
That sounds *_very_* wrong out of context..
0:49 “yeh you doofka” 🤣🤣
7:06 What is that face? That's the angriest I've seen you; you look like the driver of the car that ran you over.
14:39 - I don’t think I’ve seen a sim’s needs this high in a Callmekevin video..
3:54 Malygos in 1 sentence
I’m glad Scobay Du was finally whisked off to safety, but I’ll always miss him.