@@beahgg just look up ‘callmekevin the sims medieval’ in TH-cam. It’ll be one of the first results to pop up and the series was hilarious😂😂 I wish he still did the sims medieval and hadn’t taken it out of his sims playlist
"Who's even fighting? Its some random dude and Santa, I think. Oh wait- That Santa's dead. I forgot. I fed him to the other Santa. OK. You must be confused right now if this is your first video of mine you're watching...I'm sorry. It doesn't get any better." I mean, to be fair Kevin, it'd be hard to do any better than that.
Well the food would be good, Jim's a master chef...plus you'd get to meet Santa and Shrek...just don't piss off our dear leader, he might not kill you...at this party anyways. LOL
Literally!! What’s he gonna do next, hide a dismembered body in the floorboards?? This all just reminds me how long it’s been since I read Poe; I should fix that lol
Kills this episode: 1 Total kills: 211 Kidnappings this episode: 13 Kidnappings total: 36 Babies this episode: 0 Babies total: 49 If you have any questions about how I count these things ask me below and I'll make sure to respond asap! :) I've been leaving these comments on every video if you want you can check those out too :)
When I started Uni I found out one of my professors is the spitting image of Jim Pickens and whenever hes near me all I can think is "dear leader" or that he's gonna kill us all
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 well tbh I had to turn off weather effects on sims since while I lived in the city in winter everyone was freezing to death I didn't care until my mother/grandma died im like nope mccc you back to life and turning this off
Jesters were often seen as trusted positions and even powerful because of access to nobility, the ability to comunicate and having the ear of whoever hires them. That man DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
Not sure if this has been commented, but in the future you can click “action” and “add to group” and select everyone you want to go into the dungeon. Then click “go here together” in the dungeon using your sim and everyone should get to the dungeon around the same time.
Pro tip for herding Sims: Pick a family member, click on each one of the intended herd, under Actions click "add to group". After that click on where you want them to go and you'll see "go here together". They'll all follow you into the dungeon.
I'm so happy I found your channel. Every video I have seen so far has made me smile and chill out, forget all the stressful shit I have to deal with. Thank-you.
The moment he said “I’ll have to steal it from someone else,” I knew tragedy would strike. Not that the prisoners would die, but that they would escape.
VR gamesets (the ones sims can stand on and play BlickBlock/Tetris) will attract everyone to whichever floor you choose. I just put one in an at-home vet clinic. We’ll see if the owners love it and are willing to wait longer or if sims using it will break the vet interactions
The look on Kevin’s face when he went back and realized all the sims were gone from the basement was actually scary 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: 6:39 how did he not know?!?! Does he not remember how shrek GOT into the family?!?!?
From one sim herder to another, try starting conversations with the victims and while their talking, you can click to "chat here" it brings the whole group your talking to to your secret dungeon 💀
2:57 I thought you were doing a stereotype of America, but I realized it was "No taxation without representation" and the American Revolution. I like it.
Oh poor Kevin, the entire way through I was thinking "If you lock non-household members in a room, don't they have the ability to leave when you're not on the lot?". FYI that may also have been the case in the Sims 2, but if I recall there was a larger issue in that game; when they get tired and try to go home, after a short while they actually just teleport out of their confines. In the Sims 3 however, you actually _can_ keep prisoners this way, but if their needs drop too low they'll keep trying to leave, which will clog up their actions making it hard to interact with them. It's officially worrying that I've had enough sim-dungeons to know all this.... I've never played the Sims 1 though, so no idea how things work in that game.
I screamed a little bit watching you load out of that lot, knowing they'd all despawn hahahaa! Also you need to make more use of the "form group" function when trying to take prisoners...😏
I can't wait to see Jim go season 8 Daenerys Targaryen on this town 😂 they're as good as dead! I can see it now: *ALL HAIL KING JIM "THE LIFE RUINER" OF HOUSE PICKENS!* *First of His Name, The Dear Leader, King of The Sims, The Almighty Grandpa, The Enslaver, The Breaker of Homes, The Maker of Chains, The Hero of StrangerVille and The Zombie Apocalypse, The Thiccc af Merman, The Lord of Darkness, The Collector of Souls, The Undead, King of The Ashes and Bringer of Death.*
"this is gonna be the most prisoners i've ever had at once, i think" kevin's eyes light up with joy, his smile is filled with accomplishment, obama is there-
The Sims series by Kevin is the best that exists. I don't get why the Sims Twitter isn't answering, Kevin makes me buy all their expansions and play the game even more. 😂 They should sponsor him!
Ironic how Jim's ancestor hunted frogs when frog catching is expressly forbidden in the Cult.
No one should attempt to Repeat his great ancestors legacy.
The peasants in the Cult aren't great enough to participate in Dear Leader Jim Picken's family tradition.
Only the dear leader and his ancestors are allowed to participate in the ancient tradition of frog hunting
Something happened on that hunt...
@@JessInThe999 The 'INCIDENT'
I love when Kevin uses "I" to talk about Jim.
What if Kevin's real name was Jim and he called his TH-cam channel "call me Kevin" to throw people off the trail...
@@bigfudge2031 No wait what if the real Kevin is still locked in the basement and Jim is using some disguise! That's why he made himself king in Sims!
Maximum Wood what if Kevin is just Jim Pickens’ sim
@@ally939 this is getting meta.
acting as if Jim wasn’t already our king 😤
Well, now it’s official
So got Dear Leader as King now we need to make you a literal God
Jim already executes like royalty, he's fit for the role!
Kevin for world leader!
Right !
Mole is the perfect advisor because everyone wants to talk with him
Underrated
is mole available to talk?
He's literally the most normal out of everyone in the household.
@@iwakeupandboomimarat hey i wake up and boom im a rat, is mole 1 available to talk?
@@UnableToucan hey lelbot1000, is mole available to talk?
*Kevin: I'm making Jim's dad King*
*Jim: throws snow at his dad*
*Kevin: well Jim ur the king now*
"I didn't realize shrek was this good at fighting" I mean he was in the secret service
And he was the champion of the prison battle royale.
And he's a meme
Game of thrones: Song of ice and the ring of fire
Kevin: *the ring of fire (by kpop legend: Johnny cash) intesifies*
Correction. trones* that’s how Irish people say it
Song of ice people* and the ring of fire
The is the best comment on this video and nobody can convince me otherwise
I can’t be the only one who wants the sims medieval series to return, I enjoyed king Jim Pickett declaring children enemies.
The game needs to be remastered
I need more knight grognak and Jim pickett
Not calling him James of Pickenshire was a missed opportunity.
where can I see that?
@@beahgg just look up ‘callmekevin the sims medieval’ in TH-cam. It’ll be one of the first results to pop up and the series was hilarious😂😂 I wish he still did the sims medieval and hadn’t taken it out of his sims playlist
"I think Jim is the more stable" - Kevin 2019
Muahaha
7:16 clearly you missed the lore
Sounds fake but okay
Considering how mental Dick Pickens was, that is a true statement
12:58 yhea defenetly more stable
"This is the most prisoners I've had at once" Kevin says knowing he has over 2 million subscribers
@Desirous Gypsidity Fan
If you’re Jim’s prisoner, you will be.
Am I really a prisoner if I enjoy this Basement with all of its art stands
@@Zachattack-sn4sy have you heard of Stockholm Syndrome?
666 likes
Oooof
"I don't know why it always ends up with a basement prison. No matter what I do... it always ends with this"-Kevin 2019
true tho lol
Even relationships end with basements
"Who's even fighting? Its some random dude and Santa, I think. Oh wait- That Santa's dead. I forgot. I fed him to the other Santa. OK. You must be confused right now if this is your first video of mine you're watching...I'm sorry. It doesn't get any better."
I mean, to be fair Kevin, it'd be hard to do any better than that.
"I would not go to a banquet at their house on Death Day."
Why would you EVER go? Jim is a loose cannon.
Well the food would be good, Jim's a master chef...plus you'd get to meet Santa and Shrek...just don't piss off our dear leader, he might not kill you...at this party anyways. LOL
he’s a loose cannon cop who doesn’t play by the rules
@Linnea Sandström Hello, fellow swedish ikea meatball table person!👋
Jim: "I will make my signature dish, Poison Puffer Fish."
Everyone: :O
Jim: "Oh, its just a name. It's not actual fish."
"He got there 'cause he's eye candy. That's the only reason." I thought it was because he was available to talk.
List of the longest running animes:
The Simpsons
Kevin playing The Sims
But Kevin playing the Sims is more entertaining
What about Red vs blue?
When it be the Fable series it's literally once a year
At least it was original, still not funny.
@@Twinklethefox9022 i thought it was lol
"I need to take my frog hunting hat"
Sorry what? Are you looking for frogs?
Potato Games it’s an inside thing that one was one of my first video by him
Don't look for frogs. The dear leader is watching.
NO LOOKING FOR FROGS
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens amen. By the way, all knowing leader, do you know where the stranger with the big iron on his hip is?
I'll look for frogs,@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens , you cannot stop me!
"This is gonna be the most prisoners I've ever had at once"
Only Kevin could say that sincerely
"Get up, you're a king now!"
Now that's the way you wake someone up.
"Yes! The promise of drink is getting them in the basement!"
Kevin accidentally recreates The Cask of Amontillado. "For the love of God, Jim Pickens!"
QuinnthePrincess holy cow I can’t believe there’s educated people here😂
As a huge fan of Edgar Allan Poe and Kevin, this comment made me laugh my ass off, thank you 😂
Literally!! What’s he gonna do next, hide a dismembered body in the floorboards?? This all just reminds me how long it’s been since I read Poe; I should fix that lol
"They just declared themselves royalty and are demanding taxes for doing nothing", that sounds pretty accurate to real life tbh
Uh oh looks like the libertard's out of the asylum
That's not how royalty works.
Kevin: I'm starting to understand more and more why The Sims on Twitter won't acknowledge me!
The Sims: *Follows Kevin on Twitter*
Kevin: they will be packed like a Tuna,
Me as a intellectual: They will be packed like a cows in Kevin's minecraft
Kills this episode: 1
Total kills: 211
Kidnappings this episode: 13
Kidnappings total: 36
Babies this episode: 0
Babies total: 49
If you have any questions about how I count these things ask me below and I'll make sure to respond asap! :) I've been leaving these comments on every video if you want you can check those out too :)
Kevin: They live relaxing lives
Well..the ones that survive at least...
"It will motivate me to better than you- Jacksepticeye...
Kevin's got issues
I mean, the number one Irish TH-camr is overshadowed by a fake, of course he's going to have issues
Jog Swanson lol What about RT?
@@Haley123ful they're the same person, so naturally they both are experiencing the same issues
Ah, finally. Jim in his true, deserving position.
Charlocritic
Indeed my child
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens thank you dear sir
@Juan Cortez Muro why you'd tell me to die
Charlocritic he’s just acting he’s actually god in disguise he can recreate the universe with a thought
every once in a while, someone reinvents the cask of amontillado.
i want so many people down there that they
cant move, like tuna. -kevin 2019
😂
k that's scary. I scrolled down and hit your comment as he began saying it.
Like the cows on his Minecraft
I found tihs the moment kevin said that
"If this is your first video you must be confused"
I've been watching your channel for a while and I'm still confused
5:04
*Santa: Joe mama*
Damn, did he roast the dear leader himself
"The only thing that's left is their piss."
and people say memories are all that we have left.
Ahhh......Another family Christmas down in the books.
"I've never seen that in a Sims game before"
-Kevin 2019
-also everyone else
When I started Uni I found out one of my professors is the spitting image of Jim Pickens and whenever hes near me all I can think is "dear leader" or that he's gonna kill us all
From dictatorship to self-declared monarchy. I see Kevin is becoming more human every day.
Next up, Jim Pickens being a communist leader
"idk why it always ends up with a basement prison"
Kevin's next build has an attic prison
Didn't the containment chamber in the last attic count?
Kevin: "That would make his dad king-"
Oh no, hes not planning a patricide right??
It's regicide
@@Unprotected1232 and he did it lol
@@Unprotected1232 I said patricide because it's his father not just royalty
@Juan Cortez Muro how is this relevant at all
@@NotCharles6 just report it
“So I got a really cool mod”
When we hear that intro we know things are gonna get crazy.
Kevin: makes Santa jester
You entertained children, now you entertain *ME*
Hmm thanks TH-cam for recommending this particular video from our cult leader just minutes after the queen passes away
filling up the basement was the most hilarious thing ever😭😭 the sims 4, taking the fun away from players since 2014 !
Honestly, I'm surprised there isn't cut content restoration mod or something, that brings back pool parties in winter amongst other things.
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 well tbh I had to turn off weather effects on sims since while I lived in the city in winter everyone was freezing to death I didn't care until my mother/grandma died im like nope mccc you back to life and turning this off
I've never seen Kevin more mad than when he saw that the prisoners escaped.
I'm here just looking forward to Jim going back to university when that pack comes out
If he doesn't major (or at least take classes) in villainy, I'm going to riot
@@ezrea9313 haha ikr
"Why is there a roof in this house?"
Lilsimsie is shaking with rage.
@literallyawerewolf who?
@@odin3066 A sims youtuber who likes to harp on how the EA builds suuuuck. She makes "serious" sims gameplay and build videos.
@Joelle Jansen you could've just said that she was a sims TH-camr, Jesus christ
@@odin3066 What? I actually watch her stuff, it's just that her videos are very different from Kevins.
Odin What part of that answer is upsetting? 😂
Jim Pickens will be knighted by the Queen and will known as Sir Jim Pickens of Bore Ragnarok.
"Light the foor on flier"
- Kevin 2019
Jim Pickens isn’t a king, he’s a queen.
snapping fingers
The dancing queen
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens yas queen
YAS SLAY QUEEN! 🗣
Yass
“Yes, the promise of drink is getting them in the basement!”
The Cask of Amontillado, Edgar Allen Poe
Sims 4 but we discover that Jim is a pure blood aristocrat.
Jesters were often seen as trusted positions and even powerful because of access to nobility, the ability to comunicate and having the ear of whoever hires them. That man DOES NOT DESERVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
(1:07) wow Kevin, an amazing attempt to prove your point. Almost as if a hoodie was actually covering your face!
"I don't know why it always ends up a basement prison"
you should mix it up Kevin, make a giant tower prison
Day 81 of telling Kevin that he’s the best TH-camr on this platform and we all love him
Day 21 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
We need a big banquet!!
In my head: **Red Wedding intensifies**
Not sure if this has been commented, but in the future you can click “action” and “add to group” and select everyone you want to go into the dungeon. Then click “go here together” in the dungeon using your sim and everyone should get to the dungeon around the same time.
Pro tip for herding Sims: Pick a family member, click on each one of the intended herd, under Actions click "add to group". After that click on where you want them to go and you'll see "go here together". They'll all follow you into the dungeon.
The king is Pickens, long live the king.
12:53 Glitch I learnt the hard way: if you trap an NPC in your house and leave the place, they’ll automatically be removed from their prison 😢
"Hmm what else I forgot...
Oh dungeons ofc."
No matter what Era he's in, Kevin's thirst and fetish for BDSM and basement will never change.
"Every king needs a dungeon"
I mean you've had like 5 already so another won't hurt.
“Jim is more stable”
Is that even possible?
I'm so happy I found your channel. Every video I have seen so far has made me smile and chill out, forget all the stressful shit I have to deal with. Thank-you.
“There’s one person left... I think I might just light him on fire”
Modern problems require modern solutions
2:47 "Okay King, can you stop fecking hissing all over the place." I'm dead!
"All that remains is their piss"
Back to the old painting dungeon, then? Wonderful, we've come full circle.
The moment he said “I’ll have to steal it from someone else,” I knew tragedy would strike. Not that the prisoners would die, but that they would escape.
VR gamesets (the ones sims can stand on and play BlickBlock/Tetris) will attract everyone to whichever floor you choose. I just put one in an at-home vet clinic. We’ll see if the owners love it and are willing to wait longer or if sims using it will break the vet interactions
Jim meets Florida Man and Spleens, when?
That would be an epic showdown, lmfao. Both universes would collapse though if that much power existed simultaneously. We better not risk it.
Kevin was concerned an important character wasn’t lgbt+, and so swiftly made Shrek genderfluid
3:13 "I think Jim is the more stable"
*Press X to doubt*
The look on Kevin’s face when he went back and realized all the sims were gone from the basement was actually scary 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: 6:39 how did he not know?!?! Does he not remember how shrek GOT into the family?!?!?
0:25 No! You must never ever look for frogs!
Kevin, your vids are farking great dude. Never stop the chaos.
Awwee I wish BJ was alive... He would be the perfect jester!
0:49 because you are like us you revel in suffering, the best quality of a Pickens cult member -Lead Second Assistant Cult Advocate Tier 3 , Bryce
Note- rank currently self declared
kevin : *gets one ounce of royalty*
2 seconds later : *LOCK EM UP AND MAKE EM PAY TAXES*
From one sim herder to another, try starting conversations with the victims and while their talking, you can click to "chat here" it brings the whole group your talking to to your secret dungeon 💀
Lmao I found someone with the gamer tag “FECKER PICKENS” and I instantly thought of Kevin’s channel 😂
Definitely a member of the cult
2:57 I thought you were doing a stereotype of America, but I realized it was "No taxation without representation" and the American Revolution. I like it.
You should revisit this mod someday. They recently added a whole set of dungeon-related features that would be perfect for Jim to use.
Jim is already a king. Doesn't need to make it official.
Because he's just that awesome!
the dictionary: "Oriented."
Kevin at 1:13 : _"ORIENTATED"_
Day 98 of telling kevin he's my favorite person and that I love and support him ❤️
13:22 "-To be *better than you* "
*shows picture of JSE*
Do you not have the option to "add to group" and "go here together?" I use those to move npcs around my lot all the time.
9:15 Ah, the classic Cask of Amontillado trick
7:16 it was perfect simlish sentence
Oh poor Kevin, the entire way through I was thinking "If you lock non-household members in a room, don't they have the ability to leave when you're not on the lot?".
FYI that may also have been the case in the Sims 2, but if I recall there was a larger issue in that game; when they get tired and try to go home, after a short while they actually just teleport out of their confines.
In the Sims 3 however, you actually _can_ keep prisoners this way, but if their needs drop too low they'll keep trying to leave, which will clog up their actions making it hard to interact with them.
It's officially worrying that I've had enough sim-dungeons to know all this....
I've never played the Sims 1 though, so no idea how things work in that game.
13:23
Jack is Kevin's father confirmed!?
omg. i thought nobody else noticed!
I screamed a little bit watching you load out of that lot, knowing they'd all despawn hahahaa! Also you need to make more use of the "form group" function when trying to take prisoners...😏
I can't wait to see Jim go season 8 Daenerys Targaryen on this town 😂 they're as good as dead!
I can see it now:
*ALL HAIL KING JIM "THE LIFE RUINER" OF HOUSE PICKENS!*
*First of His Name, The Dear Leader, King of The Sims, The Almighty Grandpa, The Enslaver, The Breaker of Homes, The Maker of Chains, The Hero of StrangerVille and The Zombie Apocalypse, The Thiccc af Merman, The Lord of Darkness, The Collector of Souls, The Undead, King of The Ashes and Bringer of Death.*
7:03 Scatman John builds plays in the snow outside a royal palace, 2019, colourized.
"this is gonna be the most prisoners i've ever had at once, i think"
kevin's eyes light up with joy, his smile is filled with accomplishment, obama is there-
8:25 you can't escape your roots
"All that remains is their piss" -Call Me Kevin 2019
You can be king/queen if your parents are alive! They can abdicate, passing the throne to you
Me: Sees kevin playing the sims4
My brain: OMG YES
The Sims series by Kevin is the best that exists. I don't get why the Sims Twitter isn't answering, Kevin makes me buy all their expansions and play the game even more. 😂 They should sponsor him!
"All that's left is their piss."
#1 quote 2019