my before the club routine is me rushing home from work to then reapply makeup and deodorant, change clothes, then consume as much alchohol as I can before the uber arrives
*My introvert routine before the club* 1-Pretend you didn't read the message about your friend's plans. 2-Act as if you're disappointed/sad for not going. 3-If the party got canceled and you agreed to go because they used the "you never go out/you're too antisocial" card, do step 2. 4-Success.
Side Note: People, you better make sure that you have that protection in close proximity at home or in your wallet/purse/handbag/pocket We've all seen on these videos how sexual health clinics can be a pain in some countries. Remember to drink responsibly.
What’s the drinking age in the country you’re from? What’s your typical drink order? And the most important question of all: Can you *actually* dance to techno?
Oh no no! I’ve made that mistake one too many times. “Real quick...I’m just resting my eyes.” Then you wake up at 10:48pm and you’re like...naaaah lights out.
7:54 If I’m coming home from the club early in the morning my glasses better NOT lay unprotected in front of the bed because I would only stomp them to pieces. 😂🙈
My friend came over for dinner last night & told me about this channel as she loves it and omg I'm obsessed now. This is the 2nd video I'm watching of yours and this is the kind of content i need in my life.
Right as we’re about to leave to the club in Istanbul, my friend hears the video...what are you watching! It sounds amazing and hilarious // Damon and Jo 😎
I'm also 27 and still going strong in the Parisian nightlife! Not quitting anytime soon. If you need party friends who are also expats just hit me up :) You seem fun and the more the merrier, don't you think?
Cassy is SO FUCKING FUNNY and relatable omg. The amount of times I hooked up with a guy and they had the worst tattoos but I only found out too late... it's real out here fam
So I get ashamed of how much I want to go to the club but I love how he turned club culture into something beautiful tbh never gonna be ashamed ever again
i don't know if you still see this comments, but i had to say i absolutely love your energy. You look like u know what you want and like, and you are going for it. People with this kind of energy are so attractive and admirable for me.
Sometimes if you stay around the same set of people for too long, you might not realise that you're accumulating toxicity and the only way to know is to meet lots of new people who make you feel all kinds of new ways. The old friends can be a source of comfort but the "comfort" sometimes is all of you holding hands holding each other down too afraid of change and growth.
I'm 30 and still love going out. Now it's more about finding the best place to go out to. (My fav club turned into a shit hole and I live in tiny country (CR) so not too many options). But I love getting all dolled up and going dancing with my friends. I'm mostly about the makeup. The outfit, I want to feel sexy but comfy, very tricky.
Didn't know it was possible that I could love you any more than I already do, until 6:12 when you imitated the typical techno/edm/house dance that I also love to make fun of. What an icon😂
legit as i was watching this, i scrolled down to the los angeles video, because that’s the video i show everyone if not ONLY for that pregaming portion. damonandjo videos are everythingggg
Probably going to continue watching this monthly so I will hopefully, one day be able to dance like Misako. Is a 12-minute video worth it for the last 15 seconds? It is when it's Damon and Jo.
5+ girls in a crowded hotel bathroom. Clothes and makeup all over the room. Some have started to take shots, while at least one girl is desperate to get her lashes on. One girl is experiencing a horrible wardrobe malfunction. One girl is trying to finish curling her hair in time. Another girl is calling the Lyft and trying to rally everyone to get to the club on time. Post Malone is on in the background.
my before club routine, is to organize a dinner/party at my place with a few friends. we listen to music and play drinking games before going out. you should try ;)
When you said "maybe you need to be on tinder" and then cleared your throat and laughed a bit. I GOT A TINDER NOTIFICATION. Weird timing my friend, especially since I live in the middle of nowhere so I never get tinder notifications 😬
Kristian Orna they’re in their late twenties guys.. things must change a little bit but it’s natural, plus they still have videos together! Check out their whole online road trip series there’s like 7 episodes of them on TH-cam being they’re goofy selves it came out like last month
I got to say, it does not exist a "going to the club phase", because its only a caracteristique that people like. Just like painting or do math. Nevertheless, it also has the particularity pf being popular, which influence others into "liking it". So, the point is that these people who says that have grown out of that phase, they are just realizing the fake identity they have had from being extremely influenced by the "popular"
I’ve decided that my next out of country trip is not the “typical Europe” but Im actually going to Iran. I don’t need clubs. It’s safer than most European countries and most if not EVERY Middle Eastern country and the BEST BEST PART is the people approach you because they are so excited to have a foreigner(Westerner) in their country. Look up Iran guided bus tours and I have a link to a great booking site that will get you your visa in no time; something usually that goes on and on and causes much frustration. I’m probably going on summer of 2020
omg i fucking LOOOOVE techno music!! You guys inspired me to shut up and go and now I'm off to Tomorrowland in July and then Berlin after for some more techno and a massssssive bender lol
i just turned 21 on the 4th and went to my first club they played all the good 2000s rap bops when we were outside in the line and a bunch of techno when we finally got in ajjdjhdjs
you're a legend for playing 20 different songs and not getting a single copyright claim WE STAN
Ashley!
And I literally identified like 6 out of his pre-club prep, dude knows his r&b!! 😥😂😂
Not gonna lie, my before club routine is basically trying to come up with the best excuses not to go.
I feel extremely relatable lol
I see your comments below every video I watch
Same.
@@aytekakin01 check out his videos he's really good.
Pourya Bigonah Lol the same.
The Damon D Before the D Routine
😂I'M MAD I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ONE
@@DamonAndJo you prob thought of it but stopped yourself😂😂
Maria Caudillo i got confused about the D at first. Lmaoooo
He will look 30 when He is 55
Dicle Yücel Frfr fr!!!
Actually he's well on his way to being a daddy
He will look 55 when he's 80
Ummmm, no.
Damon is that cool, hip uncle that travels the world because he’s not tied down
27 is an uncle age already?? wtf, how old are you? 12?
vm vm Damon is literally an uncle lol, to a boy and girl if I remember correctly from older videos
vm vm And I’m 18 btw 😊
@@vmvm949 I have 2 nieces and I'm 17...
@@mariana2916 i have an uncle who is 10 years younger than me
he’s teaching us how to serve some looks, hygene, safety, and organization all in one😩👏🏻
LET'S MAKE THESE LIVES, LIVES WORTH LIVING Y'ALL
I used to hate going clubbing, but then I started drinking and was like... I get it now
my before the club routine is me rushing home from work to then reapply makeup and deodorant, change clothes, then consume as much alchohol as I can before the uber arrives
Getting drunk before the club is MANDATORY when you're broke!! 😂😂
Damon is the super confident actually dances and looks good club goer that we are all afraid of
hahahahahhahaha nooooo i am almost too social in the club! i mean my voice cant project but i do try!
"You don't even notice cause you got some momentum going." Okayyyy. words to live by
BROOOO i wore a NEON yellow long sleeve top to a club (Duplex) in paris... and SIS i got LOOKS....
Kamila Cruz OMG !!!! hi name twin💗💗💗
link omg where did u get it
LOL omg i live right next to that damn club
Yeah that’s clubbing in Latin countries
*My introvert routine before the club*
1-Pretend you didn't read the message about your friend's plans.
2-Act as if you're disappointed/sad for not going.
3-If the party got canceled and you agreed to go because they used the "you never go out/you're too antisocial" card, do step 2.
4-Success.
Cthulhu dang you get me 🙌
Damon serving us an all-time 100% foolproof way to feel great before in and after the club!!! Also, that liver detox is some next 👏🏼level👏🏼
shit 👏🏼
Marc Logan ikr didn’t know about liver detox
What is liver detox ??😂😂😂 why do we need it
What does it do?
Side Note: People, you better make sure that you have that protection in close proximity at home or in your wallet/purse/handbag/pocket
We've all seen on these videos how sexual health clinics can be a pain in some countries.
Remember to drink responsibly.
DAMON LAYS HIS EDGES BEFORE THE CLUB. I REPEAT, DAMON LAYS HIS EDGES BEFORE THE CLUBBB🗣👏🏽❤️
😂😂😂 I just laid my edges 20 minutes ago! 😥😂😂
Yes! Can we stop shaming people for loving having a good time!!!!!! I love the process of getting ready just as much as going out!
What’s the drinking age in the country you’re from? What’s your typical drink order? And the most important question of all: Can you *actually* dance to techno?
24, jet 27, no.
Im from America. Legal age is 21.
Legal age is 21, I am underage, and I cannot dance to techno! 😂
18, mojito, nooo
I don't drink, i donn't dance i'm a vegetable, and the age is 18 (and yes, i'm 18 years old).
“Bring a weed pen to the club” IM DEAD.
Aye, I'm with that 😜🙌
for real though...it's true. The moment people smell weed they come running
😂😂😂
one of my friends always got one 😭
"If I am drinking I am gonna go out and dance" preaaaach that is my go to for every night out: dance
Oh and I agree for the people in the club not really dancing xd
Post your after the club routine!
Damon: I don’t even like alcohol
Also Damon: what am I doing? I need the alcohol
Damon is straight up going to live forever. 27???? Whaaat???
the content i am truly here for
STELLA i know you know about a lil nightlife routine! ⭐️
You missin the pre-club power nap
Oh no no! I’ve made that mistake one too many times. “Real quick...I’m just resting my eyes.” Then you wake up at 10:48pm and you’re like...naaaah lights out.
DamonAndJo Risky, but worth it! If I really feel tired, I enlist some frans to make sure I get up lol
I swear people are so boring. Going to the club is a chance to live outside your ordinary 9-5 schedule. Damon you gave a fellow gay guy LIFE.
FACTS!
Imma need a podcast episode with y’all and cassy cuz that girl has me cracking up like crazy every time 😂
i need a video of you and cassie just giving advice cuz this 27 year old felt this video on a deeper level lol
Cassy is off backpacking around Europe SOLO again. She's now living/working at a hostel in Spain! Follow her Instagram: instagram.com/cassyymartinez/
Washing your face with that hat on was so impressing
DAMON. That intro is the MOST libra thing I’ve ever heard in my life (I’m a Libra too so I GET IT) thank u
damon is such a libra i love it
“Tips is being a weed pen to the club” 😂😂 LOVE HER
7:54 If I’m coming home from the club early in the morning my glasses better NOT lay unprotected in front of the bed because I would only stomp them to pieces. 😂🙈
*yo you is 27 and still rocking hard I respect that because I think most people I know aren’t into it after the age of 25-26*
I only got into it when I was 25-26!
Damon d done wrapped his edge like a true black woman I live for it
My friend came over for dinner last night & told me about this channel as she loves it and omg I'm obsessed now. This is the 2nd video I'm watching of yours and this is the kind of content i need in my life.
We NEED a playlist video DAMON!
Right as we’re about to leave to the club in Istanbul, my friend hears the video...what are you watching! It sounds amazing and hilarious // Damon and Jo 😎
I'm also 27 and still going strong in the Parisian nightlife! Not quitting anytime soon. If you need party friends who are also expats just hit me up :) You seem fun and the more the merrier, don't you think?
Cassy is SO FUCKING FUNNY and relatable omg. The amount of times I hooked up with a guy and they had the worst tattoos but I only found out too late... it's real out here fam
So I get ashamed of how much I want to go to the club but I love how he turned club culture into something beautiful tbh never gonna be ashamed ever again
1. Just saw you in a commercial, congrats!
2. "I WANT TO TWERK SOMETHING."
In what commercial
Exactly
n a m e l e s s 101 To visit California. They play it all the time in Boston.
th-cam.com/video/GiSSkJ2kAHQ/w-d-xo.html
I keep seeing that ad too!
I loved the point about confidence - so important! Also I neeeeed to hear more of Cathy she is the best
Bruh, vodka + coke or vodka + irn bru is the way to go for predrink!
(PS please come to Scotland one day, Edinburgh is waiting...)
I love Edinburgh!!
Le Coq Sportif is making a low-key comeback, I see few people here and there wearing it.
I got that bright yellow v-neck shirt for €10 at a thrift store in Paris!
Still don’t like their style :/
"You're cute" has proven to be successful. Shoutout to my weekend in Seattle!
I’m 20 and don’t like clubbing much at all, wish I did but ahh well I’ll live vicariously through you Damon x
Stay young Damon I am 41 and still enjoy a club night in the UK Hope you had a great Christmas x
i don't know if you still see this comments, but i had to say i absolutely love your energy. You look like u know what you want and like, and you are going for it. People with this kind of energy are so attractive and admirable for me.
Sometimes if you stay around the same set of people for too long, you might not realise that you're accumulating toxicity and the only way to know is to meet lots of new people who make you feel all kinds of new ways. The old friends can be a source of comfort but the "comfort" sometimes is all of you holding hands holding each other down too afraid of change and growth.
i love how the beginning is just Damon naming all of his Libra hobbies lol
I loved the 90s soul/ r&b jam sess
Being from Brazil I can’t imagine going to the club and not dancing ‘funk’ also Damon is so that guy you’re trying to go home with lol
Damn Damon serving us the fiiire
What we do to deserve this
I'm 30 and still love going out. Now it's more about finding the best place to go out to. (My fav club turned into a shit hole and I live in tiny country (CR) so not too many options). But I love getting all dolled up and going dancing with my friends. I'm mostly about the makeup. The outfit, I want to feel sexy but comfy, very tricky.
Damon should try Gin&Tonic. It has more flavour than Vodka&Tonic. BUT the hangover is worse
Didn't know it was possible that I could love you any more than I already do, until 6:12 when you imitated the typical techno/edm/house dance that I also love to make fun of. What an icon😂
"were my cheekbones sweating??" lol!!!
legit as i was watching this, i scrolled down to the los angeles video, because that’s the video i show everyone if not ONLY for that pregaming portion. damonandjo videos are everythingggg
this is the truth that i want to live by, thanks for bringing that up. 💅🏽🧚🏽♀️ love your approach towards these things
Legal drinking age 18 in Mexico, and what we order the most is Tequila, 😂🤦🏻♀️actually
Tequila Sprite 😂
your girl cassy needs a youtube channel - i'd watch.
"I come from a family that loves a beer... or 15" my midwestern self feels so seen
My man goes HARD before he goes hard. But got dang it works for him.
i actually plan on going clubbing until i'm dead..why is there an age for loving to dance and meet new people?
Probably going to continue watching this monthly so I will hopefully, one day be able to dance like Misako. Is a 12-minute video worth it for the last 15 seconds? It is when it's Damon and Jo.
As a solo dolo extrovert lady I appreciated this immensely lol
The intro screams Libra
As a libra i agree
Did I just get my LIFE TO YOU listening to Tyrese " How you gonna act like that" !!?? 😥😂👏🏼👏🏼 Boy, I love you!!!
My club routine: Not go to a club because I hate noise and I cant stay up late. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. But Damon you be looking flyyyy.
9:30 the rapper or the candy?
I mean neither would be ideal 😂
YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE BEFORE THE CLUB INSTA STORY PIC hahahahahahah it a always for me!!!!
5+ girls in a crowded hotel bathroom. Clothes and makeup all over the room. Some have started to take shots, while at least one girl is desperate to get her lashes on. One girl is experiencing a horrible wardrobe malfunction. One girl is trying to finish curling her hair in time. Another girl is calling the Lyft and trying to rally everyone to get to the club on time. Post Malone is on in the background.
Lmbooo I've never pregammed to 90's / 00's r&b. 😂
then you HAVENT pregamed !
@@DamonAndJo 😂.... welp! Lol
my before club routine, is to organize a dinner/party at my place with a few friends. we listen to music and play drinking games before going out. you should try ;)
When you said "maybe you need to be on tinder" and then cleared your throat and laughed a bit. I GOT A TINDER NOTIFICATION. Weird timing my friend, especially since I live in the middle of nowhere so I never get tinder notifications 😬
when are y'all gonna release more videos together 😔
Kristian Orna Agreed!
Jo made a channel with her and her bf so idk when they’ll post together again :(
@@kanonyeets1000 i moss their travel Videos together. the montages, the laughter, everything ;(
@Kristian Orna Yeah ;(
Kristian Orna they’re in their late twenties guys.. things must change a little bit but it’s natural, plus they still have videos together! Check out their whole online road trip series there’s like 7 episodes of them on TH-cam being they’re goofy selves it came out like last month
watching this even though club days are over and what even is traveling anymore... BUT THIS IS THE HYPE UP I NEED FOR A NIGHT IN SOCIAL ISOLATION
The 'Pregame' portion is basically what I need to do to get excited to exercise
Please do a super long video with Cassy and Misako. You guys are too funny!!
You don’t even notice it cuz you got some momentum going! 🤣
Im living for this D content
Cassey is my spirit animal
I’m 31 and even though I don’t go out nearly as much as I use to I’m always down to drink and dance. I don’t think that will ever change lol
that's a damn good pregame singing voice right there Damon!
Damon's R&B/ Hip Hop playlist is my entire High School experience.
damons playlist is fireeee ,would've never thought lol
I got to say, it does not exist a "going to the club phase", because its only a caracteristique that people like. Just like painting or do math. Nevertheless, it also has the particularity pf being popular, which influence others into "liking it". So, the point is that these people who says that have grown out of that phase, they are just realizing the fake identity they have had from being extremely influenced by the "popular"
Cassy needs a TH-cam account. I can’t get enough of her
I’ve decided that my next out of country trip is not the “typical Europe” but Im actually going to Iran. I don’t need clubs. It’s safer than most European countries and most if not EVERY Middle Eastern country and the BEST BEST PART is the people approach you because they are so excited to have a foreigner(Westerner) in their country.
Look up Iran guided bus tours and I have a link to a great booking site that will get you your visa in no time; something usually that goes on and on and causes much frustration. I’m probably going on summer of 2020
i felt the pregaming by yourself way 2 much omg me always
i can't believe they posted today.while im binging their video lol
omg i fucking LOOOOVE techno music!! You guys inspired me to shut up and go and now I'm off to Tomorrowland in July and then Berlin after for some more techno and a massssssive bender lol
Ugh love these videos!! Full of tips and tricks and HONESTY!! Thank you Damon
Damon is me but in a white twinkish version Hahahahhaha
The touch up with the hair is such a good idea
i just turned 21 on the 4th and went to my first club they played all the good 2000s rap bops when we were outside in the line and a bunch of techno when we finally got in ajjdjhdjs
I go out for two things...
1. DANCE
2. MEET NEW PEOPLE
thanks for the guide!
no need to be anxious for a how to now
0:00 - 0:30 confessions of a Libra.
Basic B*tches: My bedtime routine!
Damon and Jo: Cabs are here!!!
(Edit) 5:17
*Furiously tries to search every song in the description for the last one in the video*
Rain, make it raingurl, make it BUMP BA DUMP DA BUMP
Damon is such a libra