Wow, I am so sorry whirow, I can't believe I've done this, I actually missed your video, I truly apologize and promise that such an act will never be done again in the long future, I truly apologize and pardon me dear capybara. If there's something I can do to pay for my Devious actions please tell me because I don't deserve heaven for such an act, please forgive me I apologize for bad english, but as a human I cannot be perfect and shall that be perfectly fine, although english is my second language I have developed quite a bit far into it, yet sometimes I do get things wrong, please I apologize in advance for such actions.
My favorite work of fiction ever is a 150 hour long visual novel with a word count over double the length of the Bible. Dream’s twitter thread still feels infinitely longer than that! (Not sure why this comment got deleted the first time I tried to send it lmao)
this is truly one of the sussy among us hiroshima whopper whopper whopper shoe ohio big chungus keanu reeves particle accelerator horse oklahoma rizz moment!!
It's been confirmed that they "apology" for lord of the rings gollum was ai generated the whole time, unsurprisingly. Just embarrassing. How little shame do you have to have technology write your own apology.
i just want a game studio to just say "we sencerely apolagize... for not caring that you hate our game. keep playing it, dont play it, we do not care."
this was worse than the tihe that post was going to get a tiny bit personal, so if you’re not in the mood to be a little upset probably best to not read it, though it’s about the community drama right now. when he and my friends started working on the united smp, the qsmp had not been announced at all and quackity had kept things very close to his chest with what he was working on. we were all probably thinking the sahe general thing, we need another minecraft server to play on. the idea was just to have a server to be able to just hop on minecraft and play survival minecraft again, and after squid gahe we all agreed that it would be awesohe to have it be creators from around the world. so I instantly started working on the translation mod, and was really excited to storyboard ideas for the smp! calling with lots of creators about it, expressing excitehent and brainstorming and really getting excited to play minecraft again.
Read something worth your time: Look over there, it's the Egg Man Can he scare? Yes, he can with his cartoon gang It's a game they made for you So when the timer starts, let your dreams come true Watch as the monsters come to life before your very eyes Can't help but wonder as your fate soon plunders Birthday block comes around and stops your heart But the innocence is real (oh, so many feels) And your mind smells tasty, that's the deal (Make sure that owl is sealed) They broke the live of childhood dreams (Says Winnie the bear, just stare if you dare) Have you got the patience or will the clown Become your competition? Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam Spick and spam goes well with ham Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder Scramble the hours and we will land Restart your software, take good care As Piglet's body sits and stares Let the body trace no soul inside Consume the funk and let it ride This is the Flumpty Jam Yes, this is the Flumpty Jam! Now the game begins with a bang! You've been here for the longest time As you fear for your life with a sharpened knife The nightwatch is yours, they rip your face off to the core The Red Man begins his awakening The monster of a thousand faces Screeches pain from the past known faces Belief in patience will prevail (we live to tell the tale) As they hide throughout the spooky trail (they're yet to be unveiled) Hallucinating golden freaks (don't stare too long, just keep it strong) Have you got the power, or will you fall down from the complications? Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam Spick and spam goes well with ham Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder Scramble the hours and we will land Restart your software, take good care As Piglet's body sits and stares Let the body trace no soul inside Consume the funk and let it ride This is the Flumpty Jam Yes, this is the Flumpty Jam The clock begins to cry, now your fate is sure to die So begin the Flumpty Jam! Welcome to Flumpty's, keep those lights off When they're all turned off then you're safe If the lights are on, they'll come find you And rip you a brand-new face Are you ready? Can you feel it? Watch out for the corridor, you panic more and more Are you steady? Can you see it? Keep focused, otherwise, they'll wipe your face on the floor Welcome to Flumpty's, keep those lights off When they're all turned off then you're safe If the lights are on, they'll come find you And rip you a brand-new face! Flumpty's coming after you Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam Spick and spam goes well with ham Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder Scramble the hours and we will land Restart your software, take good care As Piglet's body sits and stares Let the body trace no soul inside Consume the funk and let it ride This is the Flumpty Jam Yes, this is the Flumpty Jam! The clock begins to cry, now your fate is sure to die So begin the Flumpty Jam! Welcome to Flumpty's, keep those lights off When they're all turned off, then you're safe If the lights are on, they'll come find you And rip you a brand-new face The song is called flumptys jam if your curious
You made a more legit speedrun than dream, not a hard achievement but a an achievement
True.
why’s this pinned lol
@@ayuballena8217 thats just life i guess
@@ayuballena8217 because it's the truth
its still hard
The fact how it took him 7 minutes on his first try is crazy
💀
He just got that dawg in him
@@Abypar I also got the same dog in me
Technically 8
@@miguelgibbs 🤓👆
whirow isn't pregnant, but he never fails to deliver.
He is pregnant... with THE GREATEST SPEEDRUN OF ALL TIME 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
I’m the father 🫃
and I'm here to extend your car's lifetime warranty
How do you know he isn't pregnant?
@@Bloodclot20 NONONO
I ain’t reading allat
y
.
only dream
🤣🤣
Facts
Whirow is close to beat anyone at Speedruns. Can't wait for Dream to speedrun the life 🔥🔥
why did you stop uploading
Im gonna break that record by saying:
I ain't reading allat 🗣️🗣️
Just say, "No."
@@cye2310 I aint reading allat
A
Whirow will surpass dream in the best speedrun ever conceived by human
@@morghiplier Justin Y moment
Based pfp
@@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179 based pfp
Especially because he didn't cheat, unlike dream
The fact that there’s a real speedrun category for this now is hilarious. The fact that it’s not even taken seriously makes it even better.
I ain't reading allat 😹 💀
I still can't believe Dream wrote everything on Twitter if he could make a video about it.
Bro speedran domestic violence
I like the sped up speedrun, you're eventually getting funny Whirow
💀
Halfway there
TH-cam commenters when people have different humor:
you can tell these people got A+ on every single essay they wrote
I could write something longer with ChatGPT ☠️
Damn he really read all that 😳
0:41 Words Words Words Words Words
Inanimate insanity intro
OMG I HEARD IT TOO
First thing I said when I heard the song.
The average paragraph apology vs the average not reading allat enjoyer
man that's doing scratch an injustice lmao.
wow that's an insane speedrun! it will probably take like a month for it to get beaten
Dream definitely had a big influence on game companies' communication to their players
Game companies after knowingly releasing terrible unfinished garbage 😭😢
Surprised to see a reference to the Scratch website in this video lol (saying this as a Scratcher)
Is anyone gonna talk about the inanimate insanity intro song
I forgot the game but there was an apology for a game that said “we are sorry for the terrible game,womp womp”
Blud thought I was gonna read allat 😂 💀 😆
We making it out of the hood with this speedrun🔥🔥🔥
Bro i would rather read these instead of reading a book💀
Eyy I just noticed that you're pinoy and I'm Filipino too, PINOY ka pala ehh. Pinoy gang rise up here.
Thanks, Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Wow, I am so sorry whirow, I can't believe I've done this, I actually missed your video, I truly apologize and promise that such an act will never be done again in the long future, I truly apologize and pardon me dear capybara.
If there's something I can do to pay for my Devious actions please tell me because I don't deserve heaven for such an act, please forgive me
I apologize for bad english, but as a human I cannot be perfect and shall that be perfectly fine, although english is my second language I have developed quite a bit far into it, yet sometimes I do get things wrong, please I apologize in advance for such actions.
Damn... what a time, where you can speedrun dream's tweets.. amazing time for living
"Like in scratch"
Griffpatch who make like the craziest 3D game only in scratch:Are you kidding me?
Now read it with your mind
Pinoy spotted, initiate Eat Bulaga laugh soundboard
Mmmm! I do love it when game companies give away valuable time to write a block of text instead of improving their game!😊😊
An actual proper use of 'i aint readin allat'??
Whirow: MMMMM! Yummy for in my Tummy!
Scratch Cat: AH HELL NAH
My favorite work of fiction ever is a 150 hour long visual novel with a word count over double the length of the Bible. Dream’s twitter thread still feels infinitely longer than that! (Not sure why this comment got deleted the first time I tried to send it lmao)
he really read allat
If I find out these apologies are made with chat gpt i swear something's gonna burn
I hope someday someone could get a sub 6 speedrun
Bro speed ran it faster than dream admitting he cheated
Bro wrote so much in tweet that the entire country of Russia had to move out and find a different place to live 💀💀💀🤣
blud ain’t reading allat😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
game studios be like words words words
FIXED IT FIXED IT FIXED THE GAME
i am trapped in a basement please help me
not now waltuh
It took him 7:43.80 in attempt 1 and In attempt 2 it took him 6:52.62 to speedrun goofy ahh green minecraft guy's tweet. Nice.
“Video Games cause Violence!!!!!”
Then explain why game studios use their words instead of using knives in explaining why their game is money machine
can u use the nfl theme in ur videos i really like cinnamon toast crunch
Speed running wirow videos:
Not only did this make me subscribe but i also vent to twitter (sadly) and followed, the commitment was great.
Bruh I'd take my 7 minutes just to even consider reading all that
Whirow has broken a new world record!!!
How dare Whirow compare Scratch Games to the ass that is modern triple AAA games.
Bro read 420 different dictionary 69 times for just one video. Truly a man with dedication👏👏
What's the background music for the speedrun?
Cirno's Perfect Math Class (Instrumental version)
I wonder how world record runners will respond
dream saw this video and probably speedrunned this too
Babe wake up the new Whirow just dropped
the power of cirno gives you the ability to read
the channel is so good you need to make merch
I’m boutta beat that record 😈
speedrun nation rise up
Nice record sir!
This is trurly epic wholsome big chungus mr beast chonker moment
this is truly one of the sussy among us hiroshima whopper whopper whopper shoe ohio big chungus keanu reeves particle accelerator horse oklahoma rizz moment!!
This is the greatest speedrun of all time
Twitter should've never increased the word count
"I aint reading allat." ~ the guy says it all
I watch the speedrun before this vids uploaded☠
It's been confirmed that they "apology" for lord of the rings gollum was ai generated the whole time, unsurprisingly. Just embarrassing. How little shame do you have to have technology write your own apology.
People starting to speed run this
I AM NOT READING ALL OF THAT DAWG 😂💀
bros be speedrunning the character limit
please do the speedrun in real time im too lazy to read the tweets myself and need audiobook
new minecraft speedrun category? please
let him cook🔥🔥🔥
then i’m getting fast food
not reading allat
Cirno theme in window video???? Window touhou head???!??
First comment: Everyday I watch one of your videos I laugh, thank you for posting videos!
not the first
Not reading allat 😂😂😂😂
as a scratch user, yes the games are like that
Oh brother we got ourselves a chatterbox 😭
I ain't reading allat ☠️☠️
the GREATEST speedrun of all time🔥🔥
It takes confidence for a man to speedrun the 1 billion word essay on minecraft drama
i just want a game studio to just say "we sencerely apolagize... for not caring that you hate our game. keep playing it, dont play it, we do not care."
can’t wait for the summoning salt documentary on the history of dream tweet speedruns 💀💀☠️🧌🧌🧌
he read allat 😂😂😂
what music did you use while you were speedrunning the tweet
Bro thinks I'm gonna read ALLAT!!
2:10 what are you doing whirow? 🤨🤨🤨
No, my speedrun!
this was worse than the tihe that post was going to get a tiny bit personal, so if you’re not in the mood to be a little upset probably best to not read it, though it’s about the community drama right now.
when he and my friends started working on the united smp, the qsmp had not been announced at all and quackity had kept things very close to his chest with what he was working on. we were all probably thinking the sahe general thing, we need another minecraft server to play on.
the idea was just to have a server to be able to just hop on minecraft and play survival minecraft again, and after squid gahe we all agreed that it would be awesohe to have it be creators from around the world. so I instantly started working on the translation mod, and was really excited to storyboard ideas for the smp! calling with lots of creators about it, expressing excitehent and brainstorming and really getting excited to play minecraft again.
faster than a lamborghini svj on nurburgring circuite☠
"I aint reading allat"
Now go for the sub 20 second reading run for Dream addressing the pedo claims
A wise man once Said "i ain't Reading allat "
Read something worth your time:
Look over there, it's the Egg Man
Can he scare? Yes, he can with his cartoon gang
It's a game they made for you
So when the timer starts, let your dreams come true
Watch as the monsters come to life before your very eyes
Can't help but wonder as your fate soon plunders
Birthday block comes around and stops your heart
But the innocence is real (oh, so many feels)
And your mind smells tasty, that's the deal
(Make sure that owl is sealed)
They broke the live of childhood dreams
(Says Winnie the bear, just stare if you dare)
Have you got the patience or will the clown
Become your competition?
Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam
Spick and spam goes well with ham
Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder
Scramble the hours and we will land
Restart your software, take good care
As Piglet's body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride
This is the Flumpty Jam
Yes, this is the Flumpty Jam!
Now the game begins with a bang!
You've been here for the longest time
As you fear for your life with a sharpened knife
The nightwatch is yours, they rip your face off to the core
The Red Man begins his awakening
The monster of a thousand faces
Screeches pain from the past known faces
Belief in patience will prevail (we live to tell the tale)
As they hide throughout the spooky trail (they're yet to be unveiled)
Hallucinating golden freaks (don't stare too long, just keep it strong)
Have you got the power, or will you fall down from the complications?
Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam
Spick and spam goes well with ham
Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder
Scramble the hours and we will land
Restart your software, take good care
As Piglet's body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride
This is the Flumpty Jam
Yes, this is the Flumpty Jam
The clock begins to cry, now your fate is sure to die
So begin the Flumpty Jam!
Welcome to Flumpty's, keep those lights off
When they're all turned off then you're safe
If the lights are on, they'll come find you
And rip you a brand-new face
Are you ready? Can you feel it?
Watch out for the corridor, you panic more and more
Are you steady? Can you see it?
Keep focused, otherwise, they'll wipe your face on the floor
Welcome to Flumpty's, keep those lights off
When they're all turned off then you're safe
If the lights are on, they'll come find you
And rip you a brand-new face!
Flumpty's coming after you
Jump up loud for Flumpty's Jam
Spick and spam goes well with ham
Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder
Scramble the hours and we will land
Restart your software, take good care
As Piglet's body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride
This is the Flumpty Jam
Yes, this is the Flumpty Jam!
The clock begins to cry, now your fate is sure to die
So begin the Flumpty Jam!
Welcome to Flumpty's, keep those lights off
When they're all turned off, then you're safe
If the lights are on, they'll come find you
And rip you a brand-new face
The song is called flumptys jam if your curious
Can't believe he read allat