MPs Reject a No Deal Brexit - Brexit Explained
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มี.ค. 2019
- Yesterday evening (13th March) MPs voted on whether or not they supported a no deal Brexit. But things weren't that simple with Yvette Cooper putting forward the Spelman Amendment. Ultimately the house voted against no deal, saying they wouldn't want to see a hard brexit in any situation; going further than the original vote May set out.
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Year 3013
All diseases have been eliminated centuries ago, making human life expectancy ten times what it once was. This has allowed continued negotiations on Brexit
That shit made me laugh internally, hard. 👏👏
😂 You joke...but..
@joseaca because there is no decent deal to have when youre a small 60 millions people country stabbing in the back one of the biggest economic group of the world
🤣
🎼 In the year 9595 / I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive / He's taken everything this old earth can give / They’re still negotiating the Brexit deal whoa-whoa 🎶
British parliament feels like a South Park parody of British parliament...
ORDER
Oorrrrrrddeerrrrrrr
The whole damn world currently feels like a South Park parody of the whole world
@@hamstirrer6882 That is so true!
Indeed! British friends of mine that like South Park are making parodies (I believe) themselves.
Sorry, despite all your efforts and explanations all I got was 'OORRRDDDAAAA!!!!'
the new dacia he’s a joke
@@sk8ermGs This entire group is a joke, I honestly was confused in the beginning wether they were showing british politics, or a comedy sketch. As I didn't find it very funny, and the comments are relatively serious, I have concluded that it is not a comedy sketch, just a depressing way to keep OOOOOOOHHHDAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
Honestly, is this chicken coop the thing that decides wether the country lives or dies? On the other hand it would explain why the british are such weird people.
just to clarify, i'm not british, and have never paid atention to the british government, and seeing this, i don't think i should...
i got only AYE AYE (captain!) xD
@the new dacia that man would be the perfect talk show host. Hell it would be less chaos there.
ohw well They just all seem like grown kids to me, childish. Making jokes and laughing as they ruin the country.
Me standing behind an indecisive person at McD, "ooorDUHHH, OOORRRDUHHHH!!!!"
anelisa just anelisa Underrated comment
You win Brexit
Best ever
You made my day!! I cannot stop laughing while in the line of Mc Donalds, people is staring at me
well played
"Parliament is like Congress with a two-drink minimum." - Robin Williams.
if I was an elected MP, I could legit get trashed right before these kinds of meetings and no one would suspect
Really tho, can you imagine if Congress acted this way? More people watch definitely C-SPAN, and Robin was right with that line given proceedings like this.
sorely missed.
Whatever parliament is it sure is a hell of a lot more productive than Congress. 🤣
@@Anidem9 Hasn't the Brexit deal been going on for three or two years...?
May: "But that would mean no Brexit at all"
Parliament: "YEEEEA"
May has gotten much older and more sick due to this, damn... Will she survive Brexit? Find out on the next episode of Parlament ball Z
This is the most amazing comment.
@@OdinsSage Comment of the week
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!
Bercow is definitely Beerus in this situation
She’s probably just out of voice from all the shouting, but yes, funny comment!
"That exchange might have been ... overwhelmingly British"
It contains the phrase, "The Right Honorable Lady from Normanton, Pontefract and Castleford" - yes, yes it is :P
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Holy shit. This is the best political circus that I had ever seen.
Damn my popcorn stockpile is running low.
@Night Shade unfortunately a staple of parliamentary democracy, a consequence of political parties
islam doesn't belong in modern day societies. It is NOT WELCOME!!!
Send it back to where it belongs ...Third World!!!
Still way more dignified than USA or Venezuella.
@@art_means_artificial I understand and mostly agree with your opinion but what's that got to do with this thread ?.
SUPERΔRTIFICIΔL just leave.
This mess took easily 5 years from Mays lifetime
Probably true. Heads of state usually age dramatically in office, too. I've been waiting for someone to do a comparison of May between 2016 and now
@@NeoLithiumCat just hear her voice. It's fucked.
@@NeoLithiumCat just look at obama. He was a jong guy that turned into an old broken grey man in 8 years.
It added 5 times sexiness to her voice tho...
She created most of it!
May's voice sounds like its trying to leave the government
deeper voice than speaker xD
"Brexit means brexit" - UK government, 2025
2225 you say? Sure, at this rhythm Britain will be the last member state of the EU, a bit like Serbia calling itself Yugoslavia long after Yugoslavia was history.
Luis Aldamiz don't rush things I'm think 6969 at the earliest
The only Good thing about Brexit is that the greedy rich will get a flat tax, while poor peasants like yourself will be force to pay more tax..
No, Brexit means to say Goodbye but never leave.
"We have decided that we will, from now on, get someone who actually wants Brexit, to negotiate Brexit."
7:39
May: "But that would risk no brexit at all..."
Crowd: "Yehhhhh!"
And then she follows it up with empty talk about keeping your promises to the populace, as if she thinks the referendum will only involve house pets and cattle.
@@TheNinetySecond Yeah, it's like she doesn't care that people have changed their mind. All of a sudden a referendum whose most likely outcome is putting a stop to this mess, there the will of the people doesn't matter, and acting on that result is not keeping the public trust. It's clear that May doesn't give a rats biscuit about what the people actually want to eat once they smelled what was on the table. She simply wants Brexit.
As a Norwegian, I hope that you will at the very remain in the EEA and Schengen, and become part of EFTA (truly the cool European countries club).
Mathias T.W.P we don’t want to be taking orders from other countries lol what part of this do you not understand
They didn’t say yeahhhhh they said hearrrrrrr
@@ceo8677 I think most people in the UK have since changed their thoughts on brexit. It was barely a win, and that was with most of the public being quite blatantly lied to about what it would actually be like
For your April 1st video can you do a massive super-cut of Bercow yelling "ORDERRR!!"?
OODAAAAH
i was born on april 1st
@@tomaspyrod8283 what a joke
@Tiefsee, that comment wasn't a joke. i was acctally born on april fools
@@tomaspyrod8283 i meant your birth ;)
I am an American and this is my first exposure to whatever the hell this is and I have so many questions.
This is our government. Help us all
Ironically I am an American and can possibly answer many of them. I lived in the UK so I know a little bit.
Darren Skjoelsvold OK cool. First of all, I still don’t fully understand what Brexit is and the motivation behind it.
@@raeanna33 So Brexit is the UK dissolving their charter with the EU. So the EU or European Union is kind of like a pact or a treaty which extends rights across borders from one country to another. Once you're in Europe, you can basically just drive across the continent as long as you're going from EU country to EU country and even driving between Sweden and Norway is pretty painless since those two countries have a unique relationship.
The thing is the EU also governs defense and trade agreements. The UK imports a LOT of goods. From food stuffs to automobiles to friggin toaster ovens and the trade deal they have as part of the EU means that all those goods travel into the UK quickly without having to go through a protracted customs inspection.
Basically when you think of the EU, consider if the individual states in the US were even MORE individualized and the federal government instead of being a centralized body was actually a treaty and contract of cooperation. So Minnesota would have a trade and free travel agreement with Wisconsin that was enforced by the trade and cooperation treaty instead of being different states in the same country. So the end effect is the same (you drive across the bong bridge if you're traveling from Duluth to Superior) but instead what is supporting that free travel and commerce is different. The EU countries also share a common currency (the Euro) except for certain members like the UK and Sweden who retained their own currencies the Pound and the Krone respectively.
OK so lets then move back to the vote that changed everything. The UK decided to hold a vote where the people would decide if they wanted the UK to leave the EU. The government didn't think the people would be stupid enough to vote to leave and held an election instead of doing their FRIGGIN JOBS. By that I mean that parliament could have voted down movements to leave the EU but having the people vote it down sped up matters for them though and they were lazy and decided to shoot down those individuals who btw were funded by foreign countries in part but meh. The parliament thought they could just let the people vote but having a vote meant that there was a period of campaign and the probrexit people did a LOT of campaigning.
Typically that campaign was full of half truths and misleading information but that's sort of the way of things these days. And without anybody calling out the probrexit side on their BS they got away with a lot of it.
Next step was the vote. Never underestimate the idiocy of the masses. A person is a wonderful intelligent creature but people are panicky and prone to making terrible decisions when in a herd mentality. Individual voters voted FOR the exit thinking it would be ok because their neighbors would vote to stay. So you had a situation where many people who voted for it wanted to have a do over but YOU DON'T GET A DO OVER, IT'S AN ELECTION NOT A GAME! sorry..
So the people voted to leave the EU and this causes a LOT of problems, not least of which is the current peace in Ireland. Now the current tenuous peace is mostly only held together because there is no border between Ireland and Northern Ireland thanks to BOTH being in the EU. (again back to those borders being eliminated) You see, in Ireland (the isle not the country) because part of it is a member of the UK and another part is a sovereign nation they would have a border however with the UK being in the EU then that means that the two nations who are one common people (Norther Irish don't see themselves as anything other than Irish after all) could coexist peacefully.
Now with a border we may return to the bloodshed that you're likely only somewhat familiar with because of a song by the Cranberries, Zombies. You know that part where she's talking about with their tanks and their bombs and their guns. She's talking about Ireland where a terrorist organization (yes a terrorist organization lets get real here) called the IRA killed countless people because of nationalism. You know that old chestnut that got the Nazis rolling and is our own current President's position? Yeah, nationalism... Which was actually also one of the factors in the Brexit election.
So in short, Brexit is the British people's response to their parliament not doing their job and telling a bunch of crazy nationalists funded by foreign countries to go stuff it and thus allowing STUPID people to vote to basically ruin their own nation. The only consolation is that after laughing at us for voting in Trump, they screwed themselves over even MORE because this doesn't even have checks and balances mitigating the damage and will likely lead to disaster on a monumental scale that they'll never recover from. Lets be honest, they don't have the resources which was the whole motivation for the British Empire in the first place and without some kind of trade deal to keep the resources keeping the tiny island nation afloat (see what I did there?) they will have uncontrolled inflation and even potentially a flare up in hostilities between Northern Ireland and Ireland again which will be bloody.
So Brexit in short is Parliament not doing their job and getting screwed over because of it and dooming the entire nation into turmoil and because they assumed that their people would somehow be smart enough to not fall for nationalists funded by foreign powers but in history people have NEVER been smart enough to not fall for that and us Americans can at least take solace that now WE'RE not the stupidest nation on Earth. No our allies across the "pond" are indeed the biggest morons on the planet.
Darren Skjoelsvold wow. Thank you for summarizing that up for me. I’m embarrassed to say that I didn’t know a lot about the EU beforehand. I have, of course, heard about Ireland and Northern Ireland, but did not understand the consequences of Brexit for them.
Of course, we see this happening once again. Nationalism at its absolute worst. The US is, in my opinion, on the brink of a civil war, but after heading your explanation, it definitely sounds worse off “across the pond.”
So. Parliament. Are they basically bought off like Congress, turning the nation into a corporatocracy? I mean, I just can’t wrap my head around the notion of leaving the EU. Did they just not think about the consequences? Obviously the masses didn’t. We all know very well that the majority of the world’s population are incapable of critically thinking and analyzing, so I get that. I just still don’t quite understand parliament’s motivation. Was it just because it was a promise Theresa May made? Similarly to Donald Trump’s wall, where he is only trying to do it because it was a campaign promise?
....holy hell he was saying ayes to the right and no's to the left. It sounded like eyes to the right and nose to the left. Thought it was some cheeky british parliament terminology
Hit all of my thoughts right on the chin! 😁🤣
There is *no way* that isn't intentional. Must be some kind of tradition thing...
You're not the only one bro. I realized half way through this video that it's not nose but no's
I still feel that's how they vote; They turn to the left or to the right to vote no or yes respectively.
I didn't think this could get even more messy. This is ridiculous.
It has yet to end. Anything could happen now.
I’m deeply disgusted by the selfishness of our MPs. For the first time in my life I feel shame for being British, as I watch this hoard of children squabble over their own selfish wants, ignoring the decision of the people.
Regardless of which way you voted, it should be impossible for you to watch this unfold without disbelief, and disgrace.
This is corruption, at its basest level.
@@GtsAntoni1 Less corruption and more not wanting to lose face.
Whoever tries, and most certainly fails, to solve the brexit crisis will lose face and probably their position. It's human nature to not want to lose your position of influence.
@@GtsAntoni1 Maybe it's not selfishness. Those voting against May's deal genuinely believe it'd be bad for all, and those voting against no deal genuinely believe that'd be bad for all.
Messier than becrows hair
Satire is truly dead
EDIT: from the telegraph: "The government whipped against itself - and lost."
Hecatonicosachoron satire is unnecessary when reality is this absurd
You can't make this stuff up.
Tereshit May used Three-line whip...but it hurt itself in confusion.
"Triple whip against it's self and lost" it sounds like some S and M sex move. Parliament is a freak!
I wonder what that means. Will the eurosceptics or whoever didn't go along with the whip now be ousted from the Tories? She barely had a majority with DUP before.
These politicians feel like they are playing a game. But they are playing the future of a whole country
Benjamin Desso if you want a really simplified version watch CGP Grey, he just put out a vid explaining the whole thing
British politics are like talking to a child with very very complex unnecessary laws
Politics have been and always will be a game.
Martin Valchanov although it is a game people at times play with their lives. It is not easy.
No, they've said their bit. What they want from here is to delay brexit indefinitely.
Bercow yelling OORRRDERRRRR needs to become a meme
It has been for a while 😃 You're left behind 😄
I don't know why but i find hilarious how the speaker always makes the first loud "ORDEEEEEERRRRR!!!" followed by the second "ordeeeerrr..."
It's like a british Hodor.
HO dor, ho DORRRR.
Hodor! Keep the door closed!
Hodor is already a British Hodor
He's clearly not saying ORDEERRR he's saying AWWWWWDAAAAAAAAH!
In Australia the Speaker always says "Order" like they are a world-weary substitute teacher who sick to death of uncontrollable classroom.
Who needs comedy? Who needs tragedy? Who needs entertainment, when you've got BREXIT?
This is not about brexit you idiot it is about remainers trying to destroy democracy simply to line their grubby pockets.
@@tutenvanman2715 How does remaining line anybody's pockets and isn't remaining just not even under consideration anymore?
Reword that to “when you’ve got British MPs?” and you’d be spot on.
@@tutenvanman2715 Yes democratically voting for things is the end of democracy.
Which reminds me, Boris quit office shortly before things went wrong and farage left the party after they won correct?
Shows how much faith they had.
@@esmenouvelle9439 use your brain the EU pays these cretins once we leave parasites like the complete Kinnock family as an example lose their golden goose.
Sounds like May's polyjuice is starting to ware off.
Phil Sweeney lmao
@@H-to-O she's brought herself into this mess by asking for the impossible from the EU and dividing parliament by trying to turn brexit into a purely tory affair rather than involving the entire parliament to find out what this clueless nation actually wants from this ridiculous ordeal
Phil Sweeney whos May? Can someone tell me? Iam sorry iam new and I wanna know
@@meowmeowyoongi8403 Theresa May, the Prime Minister
The Speaker yelling "OR
DDDERRR!!!" is my new favorite thing in the world.
Same
As I was reading this he was shouting ordaaaaa in the background 😂😂😂
They’re all big kids, listening to them makes me sick.
His tie and the weird position of his jacket perfectly matches his yelling. I guess, he can‘t take it seriously anymore.
The House of Commons is my favorite piece of British television.
When Bercow resigns I'm really going to miss his "ordeeuugh, orduh. Order"s
Ikr? This is as good as any dramatized political show.
Them constantly heckling and shouting at each other annoys the crap out of me. If It was the show it would be funny but it's real life and these people are literally acting like sodding children in a playground.
At least there is some interesting stuff going on. Watching politicians in my country is like watching most of them falling asleep in their chairs or thinking about where to go for lunch.
@@megalodon4586 that's called the house of Lords here. Bunch of unelected overpaid upper class men (mostly men) who literally do sleep on the job. Constantly.
Why do I feel like the UK parliament is more a drunken party than a serious debate?
I think you insulted drunks.
Darkwintre lol. Such a circus in Murdoch countries around the world... coincidence?
Actually, as childish as it can seem sometimes, I think it's really good. Everything almost always remains courteous, and having everyone be forced to defer to the speaker keeps everything civilised else he boots them out.
A pummel party
Why do they speak differently than normal? Because certain words are banned in parliament like LIAR for e.g. ' the honourable mp of Somerset is misleading the house and the public on this issue, the house and the public deserves clarification, will the honourable member of parliament take the chance now amend what he has said.' = You lied to us and the public, now tell the truth.
"This is what we were elected to do"
COULD'VE THOUGHT'O'THA TWO YEARS AGO COULDN'YE?
Love when she says „risk no brexit at all“ and all you hear is cheering and not boo's for once xd
We were never going to leave europe... This whole thing has been one staged event after another
@@H-to-O I was sat in my office back in November 2017 when I called it so I get bagging rights over a few of my colleagues 😂
It was just a political plot to get elected by using the stupid beliefs of the people. Like seriously, how dumb can one get to think that parting from the entirety that is the whole reason for your country's financial well being is a good thing? The UK already has closes only her has and take advantage of it, but without the EU marketplace the UK has no benefits that other countries making their marketplace significantly less interesting
I wonder what happens next season, this was such a great cliffhanger
Lucky you, next season starts airing tomorrow.
these videos are so extremely helpful, I appreciate the hard work and dedication you put into uploading. I don't watch live tv so this is how I get my updates. keep grinding!
islam doesn't belong in modern day societies. It is NOT WELCOME!!!
Send it back to where it belongs ...Third World!!!
As this is the top comment, I just want to add on that they are high quality as well as simple and easy to understand! Keep it up TLDR News!
@@art_means_artificial YOU ARE A TROLL.
You should never watch live news because it’s through a skewed corporation lens. Always seek independent journalists who don’t have a biased backing
ellekatrina just read the news article online. There are many apps on mobile devices that allow you to choose a topic (ex:- Brexit) and it gives you updates.
This was basically the "everyone boos May" day
As an american, all the gallery shouting in parliament is wild to me.
Sounds like May's voice already left the EU.
Oh snap
Is it just me or does the speaker always seem like he is having a great time?
Also, listening to May speak currently is giving me a phantom scratching in my own throat.
may sounds like she is ready to keel over and die.
Lol. He does seem like he loves his job.
Declan Hegarty orDERRRRRR! I wish to urge the honourable gentleman to keep discourse civil and to remind him that worrying high levels of self importance occur as much in TH-cam comments as they do in Parliament.
@@Bustaperizm He is the best payed playground carer in the whole world. With fitting ties and everthing else. I do not wonder : D
@@NC-dw3tk Born a Hegarty myself, I wish you a good morning cuz! ❤
I'm getting the impression that Brexit memes will replace Half Life 3 memes very soon.
Half life 3 memes are losing value! Invest in Brexit! Now now now!
Brexit is just an ARG to hype the release of Half Life 3
Foreigners may mock but British parliamentary procedures have only come about after centuries of inbreeding.
look at russian/ukrainian/eastern european countries where they start fighting. would pay 100Euro to se May in a MMA cage.
@@johanandersson2165 Russian politicians do not fight. They aren't smart enough to entertain anyone. All i see every day on the internet, is how people who rule my country once more came up with some quirky plan to steal more money from the nation. I would pay fucking millions of euros to never see them all again, though that's unfortunately impossible.
Not going to lie you had me in the first half
I'm envious of the UK parliament and some of the eastern european parliaments, they're more entertaining than our own german parliament.
It was more entertaining some decades ago, but our politicians got too "mannered" rarely triggering a shout of "order" from our president of parliament...
@@MagiconIce after all that you took over europe anyway, or some shadowy corporations did, with the face of your government
Parliament Drinking Game
Speaker says "ODEEERRR" - One Shot
MP's makes the "uhhhhh" noise -2 shots
"- ... but that would risk no Brexit at all.
- Yea-ah! "
Priceless.
hahahah
PLEASE
Yet 44% of people support no deal, which is by far the most popular choice
@@etherealhawk lol mate, if we had another vote no Brexit at all would be the most popular choice. Everyone knows it! That's why Brexiteers are suddenly afraid of the democracy they supposedly cared so much about.
Neil how can you be so sure. It could be vote leave again. But I doubt remainers will be happy with that outcome
British house is complete madness.... Like, so unorganised, everyone talking over one another, that speaker bellowing around, that tie.... I am fascinated. OOOOOORDAAAAAA lol
If you think it's madness you should have a look at the South African parliament, it's a circus. The British one is actually very orderly and respectful, despite how it looks at times like this
It's a miracle the UK has managed to survive as long as it has. As for South Africa, it's an "emerging" economy, it is expected.
That's when you know democracy is there. However uncanny and rough behaviour they show, it actually shows that no one fears the other and there is different prospectives in every cases.
Look at US Senate and congress and you will see nothing like this. Because there is no debate in there but inside closed rooms.
This method is the best for a healthy democracy.
It just goes to show how out of touch these politicians are with the population outside london. The fact they think heckling and shouting over each other is acceptable is just mind boggling.
@@clarkymark1042 You wanna know a parliament where no body shouts?? See the Chinese Parliament (Congress) or the North Korean one.
The thing is democracy is vibrant only when your representatives go a place to shout when they can do nothing and get payed.
UK:
Do you want to stay? - no
Do you want to leave? - no
Do you want a deal? - no
Do you want a no-deal? - no
I'm not familiar with British parliament, why does the guy leading the meeting wear a rainbow tie and speak like a clown?
He likes to wear all kinds of ties, how exactly is he speaking like a clown?
ORDER, ORDERRRRRR!
Hes John Bercow, the speaker of the house.
Mic_Glow He's a clown. Like most of the buffoons sitting in parliament who imagine they know better than the people in the real world.
@@annoyingbstard9407 Unlike everyone else in that Parliament, Bercow IS better than anyone else, objectively! :P
Overwhelmingly British, I thought I was watching an SNL bit.
This is better than reality tv at this point :3
islam doesn't belong in modern day societies. It is NOT WELCOME!!!
Send it back to where it belongs ...Third World!!!
Well, it's just reality.
@@art_means_artificial Where did this come from? The problem is that they are to many to integrate in a western society withaut them changing the society itself and let's be honest they have a s*it society that's why they are running to us...
True. The US government also has become reality TV after Trump brought all his much needed expertise from “The Apprentice”.
That’s a low bar...
Soon on Netflix : " Brexit™ "
You joke about that, Cumberbatch is starring is a representation, the hook is "Russian facebook ads", I kid you not!
Brexit: The Uncivil War
How many seasons? A lot I guess
Firch' ㄈㄧㄦㄕˊ
Thanks to you I have started writing the show’s bible.
I hope not. It'd be very biased and it would probably just be propaganda to make the UK look bad. It was terribly handled in the UK, sure. But I'd say the EU is just as bad by acting like a greedy ex-wife.
Don't want a deal, don't want no deal, don't want in, don't want out...
What an absolutely hilarious clusterfuck this has become.
Wait, this is real? A major country in the 21st century is run by this circus? I'm speechless.
just like most of the g8
It's not a circus. It's there job to Express their opinion for their constituency. That means that sometimes they have to show there opinion through yelling as some people dont get a chance to say anything
I wish we had a parliament like that, it's so lovely and I can feel that an actual conversation is going on, unlike our parliament which is a glorified stamp for his excellency.
@@rodmarshall446 Except it's super annoying. It works the same way in a lot of unions and larger organizations and tbh it's super rude. Them shouting is not the proper way to go about it. They have a way to express their opinions in a way that matters and yelling and booing isn't one of them. I feel like people who yell and boo and do all that stuff should be shown the door and it'd be entirely their fault
The greatest empire our world has ever seen was rules in the same manner. The no surrender to the nazis was decided in that same room.
It may look pitiful but that room and the people that spoke in them altered the course of history
+1 for Bercow's tie.
-1 for bercow's hair
by Duchamp, I think :)
-1 for lack of ceremonial wig
I like his hair and tie... but what does a yank know ;)
It reminds me of Elmer
I just can applaud the dedication of TLDR News to this issue. Oh, and Lord Buckethead was always right about Brexit: "it will be a sh¡tshow". Indeed.
It feels like if Lord Buckethead runs the next election then there's a reasonable chance of winning given the amount of foresight he displayed.
Lord Buckethead would be a welcome addition to this comedy. Would definitely bring in views to the House of Commons if Lord Buckethead in full regalia addressed them.
Lord Buckethead is somehow less weird than most of the 'people' in parliament.
I'd welcome our space overlord into power gladly. Some of his policies are actually quite good, like his plan to give teachers a pay rise to attract the best staff to public schools.
I have to admit, slightly disappointed to read Lord Buckethead is a just a satirical character. Would have voted for someone with that name, just because of the name.
I was confused as an European why UK is not able to make up its mind about brexit. Now when I see how their parliament operates, the ineptitude is suddenly clear.
Its actually because there are no good options, thanks to northern Ireland.
@@agafaba It's almost as if they should consider that BEFORE making the brexit referendum.
@@artur6912 or before people voted yes to it as well
british politics looks like a complicated gameshow
I thought the British would be a distinguished nation with eloquent speakers and polite manners. People shouting over each other, hahaha breads & circuses like anywhere else. XD
Honestly, I think this is a lot worse than in other places.
As a German having watched a lot of German parliamentary meetings as a kid, I was shocked by these people's manner of conduct. This doesn't happen in Germany. At least not like that. And then consider Farage hurling insults at Juncker in EU parliament… highly unprofessional.
Check out the swedish parliament.
@@MellonVegan To be honest, it's not like Juncker is not doing the same at him.
@@devilsshield Well, fair. He isn't really the most presentable type, is he?
@@MellonVegan When was the last time you saw any decent presentable human being you could be proud of be in politics?
seriously tldr you are fantastic at summaries
It's in their name
islam doesn't belong in modern day societies. It is NOT WELCOME!!!
Send it back to where it belongs ...Third World!!!
SUPERΔRTIFICIΔL ordeeeeeeer
What a pointless vote. "We don't want no deal, but all the alternatives are unacceptable too!" Wow.
Then you misunderstand the amendment. It restricts the PMs ability to force her deal through with the threat of no deal as the alternative. Parliament has outplayed her. Its not pointless at all.
@@dobbsmill3676 yet also ruins any bargaining power we may have for a potential better deal (that corbyn seems to think he could achieve).
Parliament just seems hell bent on sabotaging brexit whether its to try and force us to remain instead, through may's weird obsession with her "deal" or just straight up party politics
@@dobbsmill3676 I think it's May who really outplayed them instead, hitting them with a Zugzwang. She lost the opportunity to force them to choose between her Deal and No deal Brexit, sure, but she now has standing to force them to choose between her Deal and No Brexit, instead. Since they voted against Leaving with or without a deal, she can argue they effectively voted against Leaving at all.
@@KerbalFacile not really. Parement is currently split 5 different ways, with noone in a majority. On top of that the majority coalition only have 13 more votes then the other coalition of party. That easy to sway. Another thing is that May said she would step down if her party lost majority in the last election. She didn't. Which means that the second party have a lovely scapegoat to blame nothing happening with Brexit. Of course they are against Brexit at all, and want to stay. Which means more people are wanting to stay. Which makes those 13 seats from earlier easier to sway. I have no doubt that the 4 vote differences is cause by people from the majority switching to the minority. So when she says it will be no Brexit versus her deal, it the minority won that round.
Me: Orderrr, orderrrrrr!!
Server: Yes sir
Me: The right honourable lady sitting by my side from Nottingham would like a medium rare steak
I'm guessing the order guy isn't elected, he's just chosen on his measure of Englishness.
The speaker is an elected member of parliament. But they aren't allowed to vote.
I like how he allways screams "ORDERRRRR!" XD
The british parliament ist very wierd.
well... at least it's not like italy where they argue with their fists....
I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda
@@Cartoonman154 All you had to do was follow the damn train!
Sounds aaalmost like the french "d'oeurvre" which is fingerfood.
@@megalodon4586follow the damn train CJ !
Personaly I don t think the United Kingdom s government actually want the Brexit and they are currently stalling, only to eventually quit all together
Get May some sinus medication or cough syrup.
It won't help. It's from centuries of chain smoking.
get her some dxm that will make a fun paraliment @@AlbinosaurusR3X
Get her some codeine linctus already!
Lloyd Nix plateau sigma
How about start with some water? She didn't appear to be drinking any.
I never expected the british parliament to sound like a classroom of rebelious youths. Does that guy need to yell "orrrrrrdeeeerrr" every day?
Andrei Dragutanu how do you think he got so good at it?
@@kevlarchicken That seems like a plausible explanation xD
All day, every day.
Just look at the australian house of representatives
You never really watched broadcasts from the UK parliament, have you? it's been like that since... ever?
"OVERWHELMINGLY BRITISH"!
That's very very funny. My derby hat is doft to you.
This is the first time I actually understood what the heck is happening with brexit so thanks for the fantastic video...we really need these translation videos for regular mortals 😂
Just came across your channel through my recommendations and it's exactly what I've been looking for. I hope you keep making these as they're very helpful for many others like me!
She's going to table the same deal for the THIRD TIME?
Sure- going back to the public would be unacceptable but keep going to the HoC is quite ok. :)
I understand that it's possible she may be prevented from so doing......
She may even add a _third_ comma this time!
Seriously, what else can she do? MPs do not want her deal, they do not want no deal - and as the EU is not going to give them a different deal, they are practically saying that they do not want Brexit, but at the same time there is no majority and no time for another referendum, which would be questionable anyway, as it can be very well argued that this would be undemocratic. The MPs are all just in for their own olitical gains, May might be the only one in there who actually does things in the interest of the UK and not just in the interest of her own party/career...
What else do you want her to do?
This is the only deal the EU is giving. The parliament said no to both this deal and no deal.
At this point if I were her id just resign cause the parliament doesnt want any of this brexit act to actually end it seems.
Thanks for this - I read the FT and the Guardian this morning and I couldn’t understand what events unfolded yesterday! Now I can. Love this, great explanations and very helpful to many I would guess..
Thank you for those great videos, matey. It really helps to understand the situation.
Thank you for such a clear and concise explanation as to what's going on and what it all means! It's the first time in a long time I actually understood everything. I really wish the tv news was as clear as this video. Subscribed!
7:38 “But that would risk no Brexit at all”
“YEAAAAAAAA-“
Nobody:
May's voice:
“One of the most exciting nights in UK politics for maybe ever”
The American Revolution:
Am I a joke to you?
Eh, just one colony out of hundreds
Name I know but I’m from America so to us that’s kinda important
@@romanlegion5837 most exciting, not most important.
Chris Delzell I understand the difference, what I was referring to was that our of all the various nations that have gained independence from Britain, to an American , the American Revolution would be the most important
Well done TLDR news, the quality of your videos and analysis is impressive. Simply a stupendous effort. Keep it up!
From my understanding, there can only be a few ways this ends.
1) The EU agrees to extend Article 50 in order for the UK to make up its mind
2) The EU declines to extend Article 50 in one of 2 scenarios can occur.
a) The UK revokes Article 50, which goes against the result of the referendum.
b) The UK leaves with a no deal Brexit, which goes against the wishes of Parliament.
Zaedin0001 I hope for 2.B
As a British citizen , I know this will now last decades ,the next elections will be run on this( leave or stay) and the fighting will continue .The betrayal of the leave voters will lead to a massive rise to the right and who can blame them for being upset and kicking back.
@Lee Holdsworth, Could you please elaborate on:
1. How UK economy will be ruined by an extension?
2. How UK economy will be ruined by remaining in EU?
2b is the best option. The UK did not vote to Leave "if it please milords in Parliment". It voted to LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION!! Get off your fat arses and do what the People (you know, your BOSSES)TOLD you to do!!
@Lee Holdsworth
What exactly is "ruining your own economy" in the EU?
While in the EU the UK was probably one of the fastest growing first world countries.
I do enjoy the videos, and totally understand why the videos are focused on Brexit right now, but I'd love to see this channel flourish into something that is able to cover more than one key subject.
Keep up the good work.
Brilliant reporting/editing of this hubris. Am going to patreon you.
Stellar work, dear Sir! Many thanks indeed.
Job well done on explaining a truely chaotic day in Parliament!
Thank you for making this! You've been explaining brexit quite well
Thanks so much for translating this madness!
I have a further understanding of why the united states left Brittan
oh and
OOORRRDDDUUUHHHH!
can I just say how much I appreciate that you are taking the time to bring all this information to the world and explain it in layman's terms.
Thank you so much, you are doing a great job!
so much respect for how quickly this channel gets out content, i wish i had more money that i could throw at you on patreon
I am not certain the UK will get their extension. After all, the other members have to agree unanimously on it. If only one member throws the UK out they are out. Period.
Thanks for explaining, this was a very complicated chain of events.
I was watching the whole proceedings live but couldn't figure out the amendments and what they meant... Thanks again for the extensive explanation !!!
Wow, the Parliament in the UK seems like fun. Order, orDuhhhh!
jarnMod...As a Brit, I can assure you this shitshow, and Brexshit in particular, is not "fun"...it's a frigging waste of time & money...a bloody nightmare...glad you're enjoying it😁/🙄/😱
@@disavowalf3351 I feel you, friend, the country I live in used to have a parliment to blame. Now it's just a shitshow run by the army. It's not fun neither.
jarnMod...Aaaw, shit, dude, now I feel awful...I'm so sorry you're in a Junta, that sucks...so very much. I'm sorry! If you don't mind me asking, where are you living? I completely understand if you don't want to answer that on YT🙂 I wish I could say that this has been a salutary lesson and I'll shut my whinging mouth about Brexshit but...um...er...nah, I'm still gonna complain but i do wish you all the very best in the world. Take care😗
@@disavowalf3351 Come on, buddy. It's alright. Life goes on for all of us. Let's just do our best.
I'm currently living and working in Thailand. Long story short. A media tycoon failed to get an elected prime minister to sanction a big loan 10 years ago. He incited a mob. The mob wreck havoc through the street. The army use the crisis to take power for a few years. Another election came. Then another mob. Then another coup. Now the junta is holding an election. He appointed 250 seats in the senate, while himself running for prime minister. That's how messed up things are around me right now. Paliment is fun compare to this
jarnMod...I figured you were in SE Asia...it's always the most beautiful parts of the world that get royally screwed...not that the rest isn't exactly effed in the A too!! I truly wish you all the luck in the world and hope the population realises that mobbing is counter-productive...yeah, I know...passion, dismay and frustration rarely win through to common sense! Please take care of you and yours. I hope the dodgy elections lead to something better...yeah, I know...again🙄☺️
Thanks for making it understandable!
Absolutely ridiculous!
Surely the EU are getting fed up with this delaying over and over..is there any chance the EU just take a deal off the table and force no deal on the UK for messing them about?
Nah they want UK's money. if the UK is given a no deal the rest of the countries will have to fork up the money to replace them.
@@krishollow pretty sure even with no deal eu can demand divorce bill . if uk doesnt pay the EU would be within its rights to take the case to the International Court of Justice
@@niceboi4592 true but that would be a one off payment instead of the constant gain of money.
Eyes to the right = AYE
Noses to the left = NO
Very simple and elegant (Poe's Law disclaimer: no sarcasm intended, just an naive outsider point of view)
It is a reversal of a traditional dad joke: The nose have it!
youtube' s auto subtitles actually shows it this way....
I thought he said Eyes and Noses 😂
Also May: Now watch me whip, Now watch me No deal
(Sorry I just thought it was funny)
When they talk about the eyes and nose but never the ears :(
I love "Mr Speaker!" He's like the host of a reality TV show that we now call Brexit! 😂 Honourable-est of gentleman! Carry on carry on!
Here in America we actually have a former game show host as president who is a master of trolling the media. I think that is the closest you can get to having an elected official "hosting" a reality show. I may not agree with a lot of the BS that comes out of his mouth, but it is certainly entertaining to watch the media make themselves look like idiots over his comments. I am not sure if I should be horrified about that notion considering he is the president of the largest economy in the world or astounded that it actually worked to get into office. It is quite sad, however, that our Congressional meetings often have a similar "brexit" feel to them whenever AOC brings up her ridiculous new green deal (if you have not heard of it look it up. its hilarious!) in that "we want to achieve these ridiculous goals but have no idea how to do it. please give us more money, oh and don't worry about the details or facts, those don't matter" sort of way.
Why are they screaming, talking and acting as if they were in a pub in the parliament? Is this the norm in the uk parliament that the speaker has to remind people to shut up when people are speaking. It looks like a class of special needs students and a new teacher that doesn't have any control over the class.
True
Actually, British Parliament is a lot more civilised than most other countries with similar parliamentary system - you should watch the speaker of Indian Parliament the poor man/lady has absolutely no control whatsoever - it's like a helpless teacher trying to control some out of control retarded children.
I belive the house has a bar...imagine drinking at work!
Short answer: that´s how it was done many hundreds of years ago and they decided to just keep doing it as that how it always been done xD
@BobbyG its orderly in congress
Ladies and gentlemen - democracy inaction!
Er, I mean, democracy in action!
;-)
Lycurgus of Sparta, before delivering the new Law, would be uncontrollably vomiting until he could finally bring himself to draw his sword and plunge it into his gut if he were given vision of what democracy was to become...
Lycurgus definitely knew the risks and he accounted for them, but it's odd another Ancient Philosopher from Athens of all places despised democracy because it killed his mentor. Strange to think, Plato wrote an outline for Fascism (not the sort synonymous with today, but fascism) that is studied by many who never get what he was saying....
If this here democracy can't work out this issue.. The Queen shall regain full power and make the decision..
The speaker looks like he's about to break out laughing every time he speaks, and it's hilarious ^^
I feel like I could just watch clips of the speaker all day. He love his job and it shows.
@@ronald666mcdonald thank you for your contribution Richard, no one asked or cares
@@ronald666mcdonald Imagine thinking petitions can do anything
Shits getting good! When do they start throwing chairs at each other ? 😁
Thank you for the details about the three line whip.
You're videos are fantastic
Love this channel 🤩🤗
can we just thank all those MPs who didnt follow May's three whip? Because being booted from your party is a serious case and I can understand not wanting to piss off superiors.
Don't be in such a hurry to thank people who risked everything under Cameron by offering a binary referendum on something so complex for no other reason than to negate the threat to the conservative vote by UKIP. They never believed the vote would be leave. They took part in this chaos for what was best for their party not what was best for the UK. I can see no reason for thanking people for finally doing the job they were elected to do as we teeter on the edge of the cliff.
this really helped me understand! super clear video
Thank you TLDR for a clear explanation. Wishing you all the best, staying true and honest.