The best part is how he doesn't know what the cards his opponents are playing and doesn't read them...he just hopes they don't stop him lol. So spot on!
As a Green player, I hate how accurate this is. "Okay big thingy do the big swingy... oh dang what's that card they played? I dunno, it has too many words, I'll throw this number at him and he dies. Words are stupid."
"Okay you do the math, I'm not good at blocking" This is 100% me when we're on like game 3 or 4 of commander night and the bottle of whisky has run dry.
green is also a GREAT color to simply not give up against control decks without wincon. which is always fun. I have a few uncultured friends that play pesky UW decks and expect me to give up a deadlock. naw man. you gotta kill me. and all my big ass honkachonkas.
Hell yeah I remember one of my favorite victories during a window of time when Gaea's Blessing was in Standard *and* blue opponent-mill decks were popular I was having shit luck and wasn't able to play anything for many turns, with my good cards getting milled or countered. I went through my entire library like 3 times. I still won lmao
One time, playing simic, I barely survived against a lifegain deck then abused an etb that gains life to out-life the life gain deck. The etb was from a mono-green dino. Green rocks
I play a lot of Temur decks and one of my favorite things is playing Riku of Two Reflections with Vigor. All my creatures now get stronger instead of taking damage. Including the Vigors because they cover each other. For my next trick I'm going to copy Blasphemous Act and deal 26 damage to everything. My weakest creature now is a 28/28 and your strongest creature is now your 1/1 with indestructible. Unless you made the smart choice and played green.
My favourite green stompy win in Arena was against a white-red humans deck where we both had massive boards filled with token creatures that were pumped to ridiculous amounts and I actually wasn’t sure I had the power to win, but assigning blockers to absorb all the trample damage took so long he timed out and took about 150 damage to the face.
God, monogreen feels so good to play. Stompy fun. I've been building decks like this since middle school. Trust me, they take *so much* brain power to make!
it's hilarious how people just freeze up when they see a huge 30/30 trampler like that isn't the most basic goal of a mono green deck. like imagine having no idea how to play against an entire color
Solutions in every other color against a 30/30 trampler: White: Exile it Blue: Counter it Black: kill it Red: this one is tricky, but just burn them to death before they get enough mana to cast it. And as a bonus: Green: Use your 30/30 to block their 30/30.
The only problem is that that’s physically impossible. Light is always moving at a constant speed c no matter how fast you are moving. It’s a good metaphor but highly incorrect. Source: engineering/physics major
@@michaelwaynetucker it does indeed appear to expand faster than the speed of light, but space is not moving faster than light. Einstein’s relativity still holds because of this. Source: “Similarly, what we measure as velocity in galaxies is not actually the galaxies moving, it’s the space in between them getting larger. There’s nothing actually traveling faster than light, hence Einstein’s theory of relativity - which tells us nothing can move faster than light - is not being violated. I hope this helps but do feel free to get in touch if you have any further questions!” Dr. Rachael Livermore UT Austin
I play pretty much exclusively with a buddy of mine on cockatrice, and its pretty funny that, over the years, weve had a bit of an arms race to see who can actually beat eachothers preferred playstyle. I tend to play beeg punchy bois where he goes for a lot of alternative win conditions with control decks. With every new thing i discover to make my creatures absolute monstrosities, he discovers some way to try to bring them to heel. According to him, it has gotten to the point where he now has to stop my ramp before i can win through sheer cost effectiveness alone. It is currently at the point where he has only like 1 or 2 win conditions, draw, and a sheer mass of counterspells, because if a single thing ever actually gets played on my side of the board, its game over. I have given him ptsd from all the turns ive been able to play multiple primordial hydras in a row, just so that they can start scaling out of control. I've recently also discovered Mutate, and oh boy, if that isnt just other colours pretending to be green. In my hydra tribal deck I literally run that one hydra in particular that completely ignores any form of blue interaction. Honestly, im grateful for him and his playstyle, as i get the feeling that constantly mirror matching playstyles would just make everything less fun. Its a war of attrition, my ramping boardstate against his ramping card advantage, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. Oh, i also sometimes play izzet, exclusively because Niv goes brrr. I barely even use counterspells, i just like the draw.
I play mono green ramp in commander with Ghalta, Primal hunger. Its a 12/12 trample that costs x less where x is the total power among creatures you control. So its 12 trample commander damage every time. whoops.
What I found weird is that nobody have removal. Big green deck are like the easiest kind of deck to play against. They put big stuff and hope that there's no board wipe or removals whatsoever.
me who plays monogreen elves "sure... my creatures are very big..." but actually, the 'I have no idea what's going on so I'll press the All Attack button' hits way too close to home
I haven't gotten into magic much yet but when I used to play Hearthstone, this was my exact playstyle. You don't have to do math if your numbers are always bigger.
My buddy's got an "Omnath, Locus of Mana" commander deck that's basically 50% ramp and he just gets omnath to like 70/70 and waits for a "draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control" spell. green player with ~60 mana and most of their deck in hand. it's terrifying
There is only Two Kinds of Green Player: - THIS IS A 28/28 BEAR WITH TRAMPLE, VIGILANCE, LIFELINK AND IT SPAWNS 4 BEARS TOKENS - This is my fursona the Llanowar Elf, and my pack of Elvish Dominatrix who snowball faster than STDs - ITS GREEN! YEah mon this is my jam. I smoke so much Weed yoo 420 69 !!!2 .What do forests do again? A real Green Enjoyer is all of them tho
I think it’s funny how he says green players are the best but then like 4 of those games were against other mono green players and he still shits on them…
God I love playing green with a few red burn spells or black removal. Basically green plus some non permanent support colors to protect my creatures as long as it’s not… /blue/
@@Vonhoz awaken the woods for 7 Use them to mostly cast tar fiend Devour them all 18/18 creature that makes them discard their hand and you only needed 2 swamps to cast it, give it haste and you’re nearly gg Similarly Awaken for 5 Cast mycoloth Devour them all 14/14 that makes 10 1/1 tokens every turn
Most satisfying deck I ever played was green-red Polyraptor deck. Getting the combo just right for an infinite amount of Polyraptor was just so satisfying to watch.
I play a 4 color mono green commander deck. It's Omnath Locus of Creation. The entire goal is to abuse the ritual effect on Omnath, and play big creatures.
One of my most satisfying moments in the limited time I played was telling my opponent "I'm swinging with a 16/17 double strike trample" and just seeing his brain do an instant factory reset.
my favorite flavor of green is putting out a shit ton of elves by turn 4 then topdecking a finale of devastation into craterhoof. there's nothing quite like saying "I'm swinging for 2k with trample" because opp forgot to pack a board wipe or a murder
I have a cherished mono-green I built and honed over the roughly Zendikar era. Elves everywhere, but also Omnomnomnath and two different Garruks, because savage man go "Grrr!". Elvish Kinship buffs everyone and makes tokens. No big stompies, but turn 5 6/6 wolves everywhere and maybe even a stupid huge Omnath.
I play a lot of green stompy. I always thought it was low tier, but I like my big creatures that can bw summoned by turn 3 and lethal by turn 4 at latest.
Oh my Timmy smooth brain is happy seeing this 😂😂😂😂 Just got back into the game and used to LOVE multicolor cards, I I play mostly monocolored red or green. This is EXACTLY how it works 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I played against a green/white deck once where they turn 2 got off a near infinite life-gain combo. I self-destructed before the animation even finished, when they were at 64 life
As I sit here watching this video i realize your right, I have never once seen any green player play Cultivator colossus, and now im going to in my Halana and Alana commanader deck
i made a sort of "imitation" green deck with white cards where i basically gave creatures that get bigger whenever i gain life lifelink and ive gotten over 100 health with over 100 creatures and some with over 100/100 it was a mean deck, then i lost my account
Ok but like as a green player, every time his big creature died and he screamed the most heart wrenching screech is just all too real Do not hurt my big baby boy cruel blue decks >:(
Big standard Yu-Gi-Oh! player vibes in this. Don't read anything and swing hoping for the best. If the opponent does something just hope they also didn't bother reading anything on your cards and messes up.
The best part is how he doesn't know what the cards his opponents are playing and doesn't read them...he just hopes they don't stop him lol. So spot on!
>barge in
>tramples with big thing
>refuses to read
>planeswalks away
I ain't got no time to read 15 paragraphs on that white enchantment my dude
Accuratee
Who even does that?
Whole mtg experience is making a deck that you hope you wont get stopped
As as Yu-Gi-Oh, I don't want to read what you said, but I am very interested.
With my limited knowledge of MtG - Green is basically "I like big numbers, but I'm also bad at math"
Green does addition and multiplication. Never subtraction or division.
I only have to count to five mana, then I get Kalonian Hydra and win
Green players are VERY GOOD at math, but we know that it's pointless to do math when we have such BIG NUMBERS
Green players only know multiplication for tokens and and addition for tokens
That's a really important rule called "Math is for blockers", son 😆
As a Green player, I hate how accurate this is. "Okay big thingy do the big swingy... oh dang what's that card they played? I dunno, it has too many words, I'll throw this number at him and he dies. Words are stupid."
Hey If I wanted to spend 15 minutes reading a single trading card I would be playing yugioh.
Oh god their going infinite
"Okay you do the math, I'm not good at blocking" This is 100% me when we're on like game 3 or 4 of commander night and the bottle of whisky has run dry.
Me playing commander past turn 4
A Flesh and Blood player - 'I have no such weakness' - except for this crippling headache from quik mafs
Math is for blockers
Actually
green is also a GREAT color to simply not give up against control decks without wincon. which is always fun.
I have a few uncultured friends that play pesky UW decks and expect me to give up a deadlock. naw man. you gotta kill me. and all my big ass honkachonkas.
Hell yeah
I remember one of my favorite victories during a window of time when Gaea's Blessing was in Standard *and* blue opponent-mill decks were popular
I was having shit luck and wasn't able to play anything for many turns, with my good cards getting milled or countered. I went through my entire library like 3 times. I still won lmao
Simple. 1 Cultivator Colossus, 25 lands, 5 spells, and the rest is other irrelevant bullshits. You do the math.
One time, playing simic, I barely survived against a lifegain deck then abused an etb that gains life to out-life the life gain deck. The etb was from a mono-green dino. Green rocks
I play a lot of Temur decks and one of my favorite things is playing Riku of Two Reflections with Vigor. All my creatures now get stronger instead of taking damage. Including the Vigors because they cover each other. For my next trick I'm going to copy Blasphemous Act and deal 26 damage to everything. My weakest creature now is a 28/28 and your strongest creature is now your 1/1 with indestructible. Unless you made the smart choice and played green.
lol those blue white control players must be total newbs. I love seeing green decks... they just get destroyed and out valued through attrition
My favourite green stompy win in Arena was against a white-red humans deck where we both had massive boards filled with token creatures that were pumped to ridiculous amounts and I actually wasn’t sure I had the power to win, but assigning blockers to absorb all the trample damage took so long he timed out and took about 150 damage to the face.
I feel a little bad about that. irl you just say "I'm blocking with 30 tokens" or whatever.
Just what white tokens deserve
I had an Esper Zombies list where I dropped my opponent to -420. I didn’t do it on purpose, but it was too funny not to screenshot it.
HAHA
Careful, I still remember pathing my own 32/32hydra when the red, white player tried to reflect its damage, It hurt
The way Noah explains his deck reminds me of that fake cheese-centric card game that Prozd made up
God, monogreen feels so good to play. Stompy fun.
I've been building decks like this since middle school. Trust me, they take *so much* brain power to make!
it's hilarious how people just freeze up when they see a huge 30/30 trampler like that isn't the most basic goal of a mono green deck. like imagine having no idea how to play against an entire color
Sometimes you have got an answer
You sound like a blue player
@@joelhaggis5054 actually sounds more like a white player to me (or black)
Solutions in every other color against a 30/30 trampler:
White: Exile it
Blue: Counter it
Black: kill it
Red: this one is tricky, but just burn them to death before they get enough mana to cast it.
And as a bonus:
Green:
Use your 30/30 to block their 30/30.
Have you considered sometimes people just don't have removal in hand
Roses are green, violets are green.
Play mtg, play green.
Beautifully said
Magic the Green
The only problem with being faster than light is that you live in complete darkness.
Hoooo I'll keep this one in mind!
The only problem is that that’s physically impossible. Light is always moving at a constant speed c no matter how fast you are moving.
It’s a good metaphor but highly incorrect.
Source: engineering/physics major
@@Jackson-ol5xt 🤓
@@michaelwaynetucker how does space do what exactly?
@@michaelwaynetucker it does indeed appear to expand faster than the speed of light, but space is not moving faster than light. Einstein’s relativity still holds because of this. Source:
“Similarly, what we measure as velocity in galaxies is not actually the galaxies moving, it’s the space in between them getting larger. There’s nothing actually traveling faster than light, hence Einstein’s theory of relativity - which tells us nothing can move faster than light - is not being violated.
I hope this helps but do feel free to get in touch if you have any further questions!”
Dr. Rachael Livermore
UT Austin
...because as you know, when a mtg player thinks about their life choices, their head immediately explodes.
My favorite green stomper is Managorger Hydra. It's a 1/1 that's gets +1/+1 (permanent) every time a spell is cast.
Aside from Cultivator Colossus I rarely see people play Unnatural Growth, I can only imagine combining those two together...
this deck looks super fun, would you feel comfortable posting the list for it?
I feel like he will never give us the decklist 😢
Mono green is fun, but as a Black-Green Golfari player; everyone freaks out about 6 20/20 Monsters with death touch.
Every touch of a 20/20 creature is a death touch anyway, even from a mono green
When you add trample to the mix, no amount of blocking can help. Perfection.
@@Differentialify 120 blocking would be sufficient
Add lifelink to the mix for extra insult for your injury.
Just counter, and if you revive, counter it, and if you counter, counter the counter
I play pretty much exclusively with a buddy of mine on cockatrice, and its pretty funny that, over the years, weve had a bit of an arms race to see who can actually beat eachothers preferred playstyle. I tend to play beeg punchy bois where he goes for a lot of alternative win conditions with control decks. With every new thing i discover to make my creatures absolute monstrosities, he discovers some way to try to bring them to heel.
According to him, it has gotten to the point where he now has to stop my ramp before i can win through sheer cost effectiveness alone.
It is currently at the point where he has only like 1 or 2 win conditions, draw, and a sheer mass of counterspells, because if a single thing ever actually gets played on my side of the board, its game over.
I have given him ptsd from all the turns ive been able to play multiple primordial hydras in a row, just so that they can start scaling out of control.
I've recently also discovered Mutate, and oh boy, if that isnt just other colours pretending to be green.
In my hydra tribal deck I literally run that one hydra in particular that completely ignores any form of blue interaction.
Honestly, im grateful for him and his playstyle, as i get the feeling that constantly mirror matching playstyles would just make everything less fun. Its a war of attrition, my ramping boardstate against his ramping card advantage, and I wouldn't trade it for the world.
Oh, i also sometimes play izzet, exclusively because Niv goes brrr. I barely even use counterspells, i just like the draw.
What's the name of the Hydra that just ignores blue
@@Existence27 mistcutter hydra, cant be countered, haste, protection from blue, costs {X}{G} and gets X +1/+1 counters
@@Existence27 honestly, it just has a very good set of abilities for a hydra, the {X}{G} with haste would alone justify it in a hydra deck
So, if playing green is big brain, and playing blue is small brain, if I play both green and blue, does that make me average brain?
Any color mixed with green just becomes green with flavor. RG? Big guys. UG? Big guys with counters. WG? TOKEN big guys. Green is dominate.
@@ryanorland5389lots of big guys. Having green in a cost just increases the P/T of a card by default
Nah man it just makes u cool, simic supremacy
isn't RG "get big bois fast"?
I play mono green ramp in commander with Ghalta, Primal hunger. Its a 12/12 trample that costs x less where x is the total power among creatures you control. So its 12 trample commander damage every time. whoops.
I hope you are running ooze garden.
@@kevinwestermann1001 I am now.
What I found weird is that nobody have removal. Big green deck are like the easiest kind of deck to play against. They put big stuff and hope that there's no board wipe or removals whatsoever.
Yeah, Murder may as well read "Counter target green player"
Green is a the most honest color. No tricks or conniving methods like black and blue
@@OtakuNoShitpost isn't there anything like hero's downfall that people play instead of murder? I remember murder being a draft card, like cancel.
Until they throw down a heroic intervention
why do you feel the need to control my deck????????????????????????? focus on yourself
6 seconds in and I can already say with 100% confidence that if you ran for president I would vote for you.
I may not play MtG, but I recognize dinosaur fans when I see them.
"Beeg numbarz gud!"
-*a green player, probably*
My favorite thing about green is that I never have to read other people’s cards
Never played green before.
And I do play a mono blue tempo-control so I guess Noah read minds irl
Then you've never truly lived
Nonsubscriber here, I want to thank you for these videos. Since I started watching I've become Mythic #1 ranked in every format.
I built my mono green commander deck when I first saw you play cultivator colossus on your channel and it shreds
me who plays monogreen elves "sure... my creatures are very big..."
but actually, the 'I have no idea what's going on so I'll press the All Attack button' hits way too close to home
I haven't gotten into magic much yet but when I used to play Hearthstone, this was my exact playstyle. You don't have to do math if your numbers are always bigger.
My buddy's got an "Omnath, Locus of Mana" commander deck that's basically 50% ramp and he just gets omnath to like 70/70 and waits for a "draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control" spell. green player with ~60 mana and most of their deck in hand. it's terrifying
As a blue player I love green, it's great taking control of all those big monsters then cloning them.
There is only Two Kinds of Green Player:
- THIS IS A 28/28 BEAR WITH TRAMPLE, VIGILANCE, LIFELINK AND IT SPAWNS 4 BEARS TOKENS
- This is my fursona the Llanowar Elf, and my pack of Elvish Dominatrix who snowball faster than STDs
- ITS GREEN! YEah mon this is my jam. I smoke so much Weed yoo 420 69 !!!2 .What do forests do again?
A real Green Enjoyer is all of them tho
you must be the third bc that was 3 not 2 lol
@@chickenking1753 Yep hahahha, that was the joke
i like how the avarage IQ of 100 is shown smaller than red player IQ of 59
"im gonna swing for 63,your move" and then silence is the greenest shit anyone has ever said
As someone who is a casual player, I do agree with you about big creatures. Also, blue and black decks are the definition of anti fun.
I play Naya dinos and this makes me feel understood.
Goblins are the greenest red creature
I think it’s funny how he says green players are the best but then like 4 of those games were against other mono green players and he still shits on them…
Seeing this activated the green part of my brain, thank you brother.
This actually made me wanna play Mtg
God I love playing green with a few red burn spells or black removal.
Basically green plus some non permanent support colors to protect my creatures as long as it’s not… /blue/
when in doubt; jund em out. Good man!
@@Vonhoz awaken the woods for 7
Use them to mostly cast tar fiend
Devour them all
18/18 creature that makes them discard their hand and you only needed 2 swamps to cast it, give it haste and you’re nearly gg
Similarly
Awaken for 5
Cast mycoloth
Devour them all
14/14 that makes 10 1/1 tokens every turn
"where's your interact bud?" is my favorite thing I get to say playing Green
Not enough colossal dreadmaw
I do genuinely love this content tho
As some who’s first deck was a green Kaseto snake tribal deck focused around “make snake big” this had me in stitches laughing
As a Green player who started playing Magic the Gathering yesterday, this video had really put my thoughts onto a visual representation
0:48 "NOOOOOOOOOOO" I love that lol
Most satisfying deck I ever played was green-red Polyraptor deck. Getting the combo just right for an infinite amount of Polyraptor was just so satisfying to watch.
Every time I play something with 6 power or more my brain inflates slightly.
I so love mono green,one of the best parts of MTG that I always invest my time in!
Colossus is a pretty common win-con for Tameshi Bloom decks, if you're wondering.
what's your opinion on swinging with 30 1/1s instead of 1 30/30
average white player be like :
Or Cathers crusade and have 30 31/31s lol
@@bojencaron3019 i know i play white weenie
I play a 4 color mono green commander deck. It's Omnath Locus of Creation. The entire goal is to abuse the ritual effect on Omnath, and play big creatures.
One of my most satisfying moments in the limited time I played was telling my opponent "I'm swinging with a 16/17 double strike trample" and just seeing his brain do an instant factory reset.
not enough colossal dreadmaw
I believe that I have just found the Pianta of MTG.
my favorite flavor of green is putting out a shit ton of elves by turn 4 then topdecking a finale of devastation into craterhoof. there's nothing quite like saying "I'm swinging for 2k with trample" because opp forgot to pack a board wipe or a murder
That deck looks fun, theres a list somewhere ?
Waiting for the deck list to finally play those colossus from the binder
I have a cherished mono-green I built and honed over the roughly Zendikar era. Elves everywhere, but also Omnomnomnath and two different Garruks, because savage man go "Grrr!".
Elvish Kinship buffs everyone and makes tokens. No big stompies, but turn 5 6/6 wolves everywhere and maybe even a stupid huge Omnath.
Thats why as a black and green player destruction cards are important
Worst opponent i ever faced was a bleed deck that made you discard the number of cards in your graveyard from your deck, deck is gone in like 5 turns
Do you think you could do a Inside the mind of a mutate player? I am feeling masochistic.
Mutate is just bestow but occasionally worse
I too am a connoisseur of big green creatures...but my method of playing them in EDH/Historic Brawl is through The Scarab God...
Cultivator colossus is great. I got it in my Phylath commander deck, which pumps up plants and synergizes with landfall.
I play white-green. I just drop Colossification and Eldrazi Conscription on Light-Paws. Because giant fox waifu is hilarious to me.
Good to see there’s no bias in your color videos
These are reasons why I have a red/black dps deck to counter my green white crusader creatures
I have a Ghalta, Stampeding Tyrant commander deck.
It’s just lands, mana dorks, and the biggest unplayable stomping dinosaurs.
I play a lot of green stompy. I always thought it was low tier, but I like my big creatures that can bw summoned by turn 3 and lethal by turn 4 at latest.
I saw you made other color videos, but I only watched the green one cause it’s the coolest one.
Green truly is the best colour. Until you meet an opponent with more than 4 copies of removal in their deck.
But you know, green is the best color to add more mana for counterspells.
as if I'd only run 4 chonkers lel
Noah my father please provide a deck list 🙏
can i get the deck list for the mono green deck
May i know what format and decklist this is?
Blue is such a nice color in combo with white i love it
This is exactly me, i love big creature
Look at me im big creature im better *small thing kills me*
Oh my Timmy smooth brain is happy seeing this 😂😂😂😂
Just got back into the game and used to LOVE multicolor cards, I I play mostly monocolored red or green. This is EXACTLY how it works 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Simple : play big things, if you see big numbers on your side and lower number on your side, click all attack
My favorite thing to do in commander is play a 90 land deck and a cultivator colossus. Mazes end is high IQ
There's a 5/5 dinosaur with haste. It does cost 5 mana, but it always catches people off-guard.
I played against a green/white deck once where they turn 2 got off a near infinite life-gain combo. I self-destructed before the animation even finished, when they were at 64 life
I'm a blue player. I agree green is the best color. I don't agree that green has the highest IQ LMAOOO
As I sit here watching this video i realize your right, I have never once seen any green player play Cultivator colossus, and now im going to in my Halana and Alana commanader deck
As someone who picked up MTG literally 2 days ago and got handed a commander Green deck with cultivator. This is correct
We unga, we bunga, and we have the most fun-ga
My brain when I play Gruul EDH: "Stompy go brrrr"
Mann that's why green is the best color to start magic it's such a fun run
You'll never see an ass clench as hard as a player seeing Unnatural Growth being slammed at the other side of the field
i made a sort of "imitation" green deck with white cards where i basically gave creatures that get bigger whenever i gain life lifelink and ive gotten over 100 health with over 100 creatures and some with over 100/100 it was a mean deck, then i lost my account
Ok but like as a green player, every time his big creature died and he screamed the most heart wrenching screech is just all too real
Do not hurt my big baby boy cruel blue decks >:(
What is your decklist
Everyone a gangster till that board wipe comes out. I like having Impervious Greatwurm in my deck. Especially ramp decks cause it's just a meme
“Yeah that’s what I thought” If that isn’t a green player bragging about his board state I don’t know what is
dude can you share a list of the deck? i can probably build this :o !
I have never played mtg so I only kinda understood stuff from other tcg experience, but this was funny af. Great vid. XD
I’m subscribing purely for the mono green supremacy.
What's in my mind if I play mono Green deathtouch, infect and toxic?
Big standard Yu-Gi-Oh! player vibes in this. Don't read anything and swing hoping for the best. If the opponent does something just hope they also didn't bother reading anything on your cards and messes up.
I feel so validated as mono-green player after watching this. Thank you
omfg, I love it. This plays in my head when I'm climbing. "Math is for Blockers." - Polukranos 2023