Trump Unveils More Incredibly Sad NFTs, Shameless Fox News Settles with Dominion & A.I. Takes Over

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 เม.ย. 2023
  • We pay tribute to dependents everywhere in honor of Tax Day, Southwest Airlines had another snafu that left flights grounded for about thirty minutes, Fox and Dominion Voting Systems settled for 787.5 million dollars, Donald Trump posted on Instagram for the first time since the day before the insurrection to unveil a second round of Trump NFTs, if you buy all 47 cards you get to have dinner with him at Mar-a-Lago, Congressman Greg Steube of Florida really lit up the night on Newsmax by endorsing Donald J. Chump, A.I. is everywhere all of a sudden and Jimmy’s friend Jake Tapper has been making A.I. paintings of him, there is a new song by “Drake” and “The Weeknd” that was largely created by artificial intelligence, and Trump pays tribute to “The Phantom of Opera.”
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    The FCC should toss Fox off the air for calling itself news.

    • @unicornmilk6158
      @unicornmilk6158 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I hate that they settled. The world needed to hear everything coming out of discovery phase. It doesn't help America.

    • @SidewaysY
      @SidewaysY ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ​@@unicornmilk6158There's another suit from another company that's promised to not settle. Thank goodness!

    • @adb888
      @adb888 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Funny thing is even Faux doesn't say they do news...

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@unicornmilk6158 Yea but they have opened themselves up for more by admitting what they done. There are more lawsuits against them . I also expect more to be filed against them just because they settled.

    • @thegamingrailfan7905
      @thegamingrailfan7905 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You might want to think about what you are saying they were bought by disney and they got The simpsons too so...

  • @8088I
    @8088I ปีที่แล้ว +846

    $787 Million is waay too little
    with respect to the amount
    of damage Fox has done !

    • @8088I
      @8088I ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Wokism" is just another Term
      for the"Third Enlightenment." The
      GOPee would rather kick All of our
      hard won Human and Civil Rights back
      Dowwn to the bottomless Pit - of the
      MediEvil [Sic] Abyss😱. "300," styyle!

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Agreed

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The other lawsuit is for 2.7 Billion. It's not over yet.

    • @judithacena4330
      @judithacena4330 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I watch the press after the settlement,many more lawsuits coming supposedly

    • @danielabilez3619
      @danielabilez3619 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was what was agreed to. The billion plus initially asked for was too steep. Approach able, but to steep

  • @dub3dude
    @dub3dude ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The Dominion suit had the potential to change America for the better. The WORLD even. Such a shame it was settled 😞

    • @elizabethchase8725
      @elizabethchase8725 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To them that was CHUMP CHANGE!😢

    • @tomb613
      @tomb613 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is only the first lawsuit. Smartmatic is suing FoxNews for close to 2 billion dollars. We still have hope for actual accountability!!

    • @lefaivre
      @lefaivre ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't see how. There was a camera ban in the courtroom, Fox would have appealed for years, Federal Judges generally reduce large payouts (so there is a high chance Dominion would have gotten less), all they could get was financial compensation and to me the worst would have been the harassment and threats towards any Dominion employees that would have to go testify. I don't see how this outcome is any different than if they went to trial especially with all the information that has already been released. Now there is the potential for others to use this lawsuit and settlement towards a lawsuit of their own who don't have the pockets of a company worth $80 million.

    • @kkrolf2782
      @kkrolf2782 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dahm straight!! I want part of any settlement to be to PERMANENTLY B A N every “cast member” from the Fox ENTERTAINMENT Company from E V E R APPEARING ON A N Y AUDIO OR VIDEO AIRWAVE EVER AGAIN!!!

    • @dub3dude
      @dub3dude ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kkrolf2782 "cast member" 👌

  • @dub3dude
    @dub3dude ปีที่แล้ว +29

    NFTeeny little hands 🤣
    More comedy gold from Kimmel.
    Great opener 🙌

  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova8275 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Ugh I'm so sick of the orange man 🤬

    • @def717
      @def717 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I call him the orange monster. He is hardly a man. Or human.

  • @hackjobgarage9289
    @hackjobgarage9289 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    One of the darkest times in American history... #45! What a joke

    • @johnbrown6189
      @johnbrown6189 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What the joke is how #45 ever got to the White House and all the people that voted for him.

    • @ursulasoames8602
      @ursulasoames8602 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CSPORTPDX😂😂😂👍

    • @rzz9594
      @rzz9594 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hack job
      And the saddest part ., a comedian doesn’t even need an intro or punchline when joking about agent Orange.
      Just mention his name and people will laugh , scream or throw- up on their shoes .. automatically.

    • @Mike-nq1rt
      @Mike-nq1rt ปีที่แล้ว

      No president is perfect, but your mumbling Biden is the one who really wrecked this country, so you and jimmy can stuff it

    • @rzz9594
      @rzz9594 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CSPORTPDX
      The toilet paper stuck to his shoe walking up the ladder to air farts one .
      And waving buh - bye .. 😮

  • @theguardian308
    @theguardian308 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Foxs statement after the settlement was hilarious, hold to highest standards😂😂😂

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 ปีที่แล้ว

      When reporting their statement, Jake Tapper could not keep a straight face. Check it out on TH-cam

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Since when?😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulhollowell9966
      @paulhollowell9966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And no one watches cnn lol !!!

    • @dannyleo4791
      @dannyleo4791 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulhollowell9966 MAGA

    • @jinxterpinxter
      @jinxterpinxter ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Highest JOURNALISTIC standards. 😂😂

  • @sherryelle225
    @sherryelle225 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love Jimmy. He keeps it more real than anyone. Thanks for saying what we are all saying Jimmy!!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He reads off of cue cards he has a whole writing staff get real

    • @frankvelez4997
      @frankvelez4997 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 hi I'm Loretta De Los Rios using Frank's account to make this comment with his permission.
      I wish these liberals would get some real education. 🙏🇺🇲🤲

    • @ZoeMango
      @ZoeMango ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danmcgriff1421 lol yes… the same cue cards he *works with his team of writers to create*

    • @solowcello
      @solowcello ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danmcgriff1421 so do the other Late Night hosts - but Jimmy does it better

  • @guynorth3277
    @guynorth3277 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Are people totally insane to even think of buying those 'virtual' cards, this is beyond anything comprehensible!

    • @jnb756
      @jnb756 ปีที่แล้ว

      they buy them up with PAC money so the cash goes directly into Trump's pocket

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Just wait for the Prison Edition! I'd buy that! 😂

    • @barryulrich2170
      @barryulrich2170 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Ganiscol His face pushed up against the bars and Bubba smiling behind him...that would be a collectors item.

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@barryulrich2170 The possibilities are endless! 😅

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jimmy and every other late night host, especially John Oliver, NEED to buy enough cards to all have dinner with him!

  • @evelynargueta490
    @evelynargueta490 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Thank God for people like you Jimmy...I'm canadian and I love your show, especially the trump exposures...

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jimmy basically said what I thought about Dominion. I thought it was about exposing the truth. Even if they didn’t acknowledge it after. Not money. I wanted those words “out there.” Those hosts lose NOTHING.

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 ปีที่แล้ว

      They DID expose the truth AND they’re guaranteed $787.5M. Because Fox News settled, they cannot appeal the case if they lost at trial. They must pay Dominion. Fox’s emails, texts, and all their depositions are on record now. I’ll say it till I’m blue in the face, Jimmy Kimmel was wrong on this.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    NFT = No F-ing Thankyou.

  • @dianenewton3953
    @dianenewton3953 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    I really wish the Fox v Dominion case had gone to trial. I would have liked to see the pundits on the stand explaining themselves.
    I'm sad about the ongoing issues with Southwest Airlines. They have been my favorite airline for over a decade. I had no idea things were being held together so poorly. WTF?

    • @jasonderijk6868
      @jasonderijk6868 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Don't be too sad Fox vs Smartmatic is about to start and it is 2.7 billion

    • @netgnostic1627
      @netgnostic1627 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, I heard they were buying their duct tape at Dollarama. I'm sure they're going to invest in the very finest duct tape from now on.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Man.... Fox knew they didn't have a dog in this fight.. They were willing to give up that money to not look stupid in court.. Damn it man! I wish Dominion took it to court..

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@jasonderijk6868 Smartmatic, PLEASE DON'T SETTLE!!

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt ปีที่แล้ว

      They already did.

  • @smrk2452
    @smrk2452 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m disappointed by the settlement. I wanted to see all the anchors, executives, and producers take the stand one by one and answer for their behavior. I want to see this thing dragged out until they’re entirely bankrupt.

  • @alcoolbc
    @alcoolbc ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thank you for this, Jimmy. I'm Canadian and extremely ashamed of Dominion taking the money. I thought we were better than that... so I still learn something new every day.

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 ปีที่แล้ว

      They wanted to expose Fox and get paid for damages. They got both. And they’re not finished yet. They’ve got lawsuits against Powell, Lindell, Giuliani, Newsmax and OANN too. This settlement by Fox will help bolster their other cases. Had this trial continued, Fox would appeal the decision anyway (if they’d lost) and it would drag on and on. Truth and Justice won the day. ✌🏼

    • @KKPR533
      @KKPR533 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you were given a billion dollar for free you would also take it😁😁...christmas and retirement came early😅

    • @deborahbarry8458
      @deborahbarry8458 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they knew that tRump would otherwise keep it in the courts forever.

  • @aroc420
    @aroc420 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    When it comes the nft cards. I thought the garbage pail kids in the 80’s was cringe worthy, I’ve been proven wrong

    • @mushusmom1239
      @mushusmom1239 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CSPORTPDX only for someone just as delusional as trump.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CSPORTPDX They are worth 1/2 of that amount as of today.

    • @alisonbird5491
      @alisonbird5491 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CSPORTPDX The only reply to that is; "A fool and his money are soon parted"!

    • @matthewconrad2908
      @matthewconrad2908 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably loves his own image more than his own version of the Jerry Lewis vehicle The Patsy

  • @mariaangelova8275
    @mariaangelova8275 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Yeah I thought this lawsuit was gonna be about truth and justice... But ...

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It was only about the American way. Gotta have that money!

    • @mariaangelova8275
      @mariaangelova8275 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joshk.6246 Disappointing to say the least.

    • @andikasic4793
      @andikasic4793 ปีที่แล้ว

      Capitalism at it‘s best….companies don’t care about democracy.

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 ปีที่แล้ว

      America has once again sold itself out for the $$$

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so disappointed right now.. Fox News is buying and destroying America..

  • @eltorocal
    @eltorocal ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I have had at least 6 each of Drumpf's NFT cards... I screen capture each one and reproduce them in Adobe, then print them out on cheap HP printer paper and use them to light my fireplace.

    • @Slick1869
      @Slick1869 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow you tell him 🤓 really making a big difference spending your own money to do that

    • @maryvallettakeith6146
      @maryvallettakeith6146 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What a waste of time, ink and paper.

    • @eltorocal
      @eltorocal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Slick1869 I guess the $you sent for his "Build the Wall" bologna really made a difference? HELL, almost 5 miles of NEW wall went up in 4 years.... but hey, We, The People know how much you LOVE his Lies, and how he goes crazy $pending Your donation$... Reich?

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@maryvallettakeith6146 I think it's a joke, you don't have to get upset.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    With enough money you don't ever have to worry about accountability.

  • @wingnut2893
    @wingnut2893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm Dutch, and I'm flabbergasted by the fact that this Giant Pumpkin has actually been the president of the U.S.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    “We will finish what Dominion started.”
    - Smartmatic 😆👍

    • @IndependentConversations
      @IndependentConversations ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Please God I hope so

    • @wrstew1272
      @wrstew1272 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ohhhh yeaaaa😊. Can’t wait to see that!

    • @zoeydeu2261
      @zoeydeu2261 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hoping for this from Australia too. Murdoch has destroyed UK (with Brexit) and Australia too

    • @stevenphilpott1493
      @stevenphilpott1493 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      make them admit they pushed lies om live tv

    • @theresam.1886
      @theresam.1886 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      From your mouth to God’s ears!

  • @Quyzbuk86
    @Quyzbuk86 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Damn Jimmy absolutely nailed how everyone is feeling about that settlement. How could money have been the only thing they wanted, and why settle for less than half when you could've easily gotten the full total and then some? You were the chosen one Dominion, you were supposed the destroy the Faux.

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      are you serious or do you need a refresher on how corporations see the world?
      don't be upset because YOU made their lawsuit about right and wrong, the only reason dominion would be upset about what fox said about is because it impacted their profits, that's it that's all.

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A win for capitalism and a loss for democracy. Dominion has o interest in what's right, just making money.

    • @TracedaBassman
      @TracedaBassman ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Expecting corporations to do the right thing is sort of naive, isn’t it?

    • @Quyzbuk86
      @Quyzbuk86 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 You're forgetting something with your extra cynical view, they've now hurt their own reputation among the people who otherwise had their back because they cashed out like this. Trust, credibility, and so on takes forever to earn back... and if their services are suddenly frowned upon by even more people, forget profits, their entire livelihood is now at risk.
      They could've had their cake and eaten it too here while staying true to the late-stage capitalism mantra of having ALL the money.

    • @jojorockzzz1211
      @jojorockzzz1211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Quyzbuk you think dominion will get cancelled? Bro they supply big corporations, government, etc not common people that you can sway with social media, I really doubt this will have any effect on their future sales

  • @suebenson1834
    @suebenson1834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find such joy in Jimmy’s show. In this depressing time with sick Republicans, he can make me laugh! Thank you Jimmy!

  • @peterburgess5974
    @peterburgess5974 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Seriously, can someone explain who hands over money for those Trump NFTs? The man is a complete bastard! Power to you!

    • @grumpynold
      @grumpynold ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he buys them himself. 😂

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Money laundering.

    • @guitarcatlind6075
      @guitarcatlind6075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SchoolforHackers Actually, that would be the first smart thing Trump has ever done.

  • @robertstaas9314
    @robertstaas9314 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now for the Smartmatic court hearing!

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoping the consequences will be bigger than just cash.

  • @suzannesanchez4864
    @suzannesanchez4864 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Love it! Tantrum of the Opera 😂 You always keep us laughing, Jimmy 😅

  • @killawofe
    @killawofe ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All of his NFTs point out things he could never, ever be.

  • @mikefraser5181
    @mikefraser5181 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How his cult cannot see that it's all a grift is astonishing. He knows he's going to prison and he's really doubling down on the grifting.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I've been calling him Donald J. Chump for years. I feel vindicated... 🤣

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve called him Trumplethinskin since about late ‘15. And eventually, the Trumptator. And Trumpy the Clown. And the Swindler in Chief. And the Grand Poobah of Douchebaggery. And the former guy.

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CSPORTPDX Gaslighting, how typical of a Trumpkin. Goebbels would’ve loved you.

    • @philmickelsonscalves7585
      @philmickelsonscalves7585 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CSPORTPDX these people are incredible😂😂😂😂 almost 3 years now and trumps still the only person they talk about. Can’t wait for the meltdowns in 24

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s his voters who are chumps.

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@philmickelsonscalves7585 “meltdown”? So you’re here because you like Kimmel, eh?

  • @donnale3881
    @donnale3881 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    It’s humiliating to see the guy that spent 4 year’s in our Oval Office selling pictures of his head photoshopped on to cartoon characters.

    • @stevenphilpott1493
      @stevenphilpott1493 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is a very bad cartoon all by himself,just look at the hair! he should be the new donald mc dummy

    • @scottwright388
      @scottwright388 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      ​@@Balletified even more humiliating is there are people that want him back in the oval office.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ...is there a snake oil salesmen convention somewhere? He's the king of grifters forever 😂

    • @nathanhan2089
      @nathanhan2089 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      respected by leaders, the world over....not

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      People buy these things and they aren't even good photoshopped images, they look like something that came from the 90s. Take if from me, this is really basic stuff here. This is nothing you can't do on the most basic version of Photoshop, even then it's possible to do much better.

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Great Pumpkin.
    Jimmy brings joy to millions everytime he opens his mouth.

  • @mpeeples2012
    @mpeeples2012 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 3 kings had me crying, too funny

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Not only seliing the picture of him bbqing which he's never done, but with a dog which he refuses to own.

    • @squeaky7798
      @squeaky7798 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And dogs across the world are grateful!

    • @anthonyrousseau8050
      @anthonyrousseau8050 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm almost worried he put literal dog meat in those hot dogs & hamburgers and the black dog on his right is his livestock.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he wasn't an astronaut either!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Fox: It’s been a horrible week: 🤦‍♂️
    Smartmatic & Fox’s shareholders: You ain’t seen nothing yet 😆

  • @tonileenemanick727
    @tonileenemanick727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dominion’s case against Fox was never what was going to save democracy. We, the people, need to do that work.

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy ปีที่แล้ว

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from..

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Donald J Chump" 😂 "A Fraud-ian Slip" Omg!!🤣

  • @michaelevangatto1659
    @michaelevangatto1659 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Honestly, I can see the Elvis homage, seeing as how DJT will likely die on a toilet too

  • @JaseboMonkeyRex
    @JaseboMonkeyRex ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that Fox didn't have to apologise on the air is insane.... Who cares about money, the money is not important but the damage this group has done has to be held account....

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He cant see how ridiculous these NTFs make him look

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Indicted Don: Everybody cried for me.
    Police officer in court: Never happened 😆

    • @dyent
      @dyent ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Poor Donny has never been able to tell the difference between tears of joy and tears of sadness. Just ask Melania.

    • @strangemanmtd8350
      @strangemanmtd8350 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That guy that endorsed him just jumped on the chump train.

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They were crying from joy; like so many of us they never thought they'd see the day he had to show up in court.

    • @egarza9241
      @egarza9241 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Donald Trump “motorboating” Rudy Giuliani in his drag persona, Rudia💃

    • @joydvm.8314
      @joydvm.8314 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is mentally sick and if he says they were crying in his head they were crying 🤣😭😢😂

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Happy for Dominion won on the lawsuit, but I wish they didn't settled.

    • @tx_gal6518
      @tx_gal6518 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The settlement means the judgement can’t be appealed and the $ amount can’t be reduced and should help win related suits. The lawyers said they’re going after individuals next. That will be interesting seeing Rudy and Mr Pillow in court defending themselves and whomever else.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tx_gal6518 that would be comedy gold.

    • @UnRaT3Dx
      @UnRaT3Dx ปีที่แล้ว

      Beta male liberal

    • @bvm3925
      @bvm3925 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dominion isn't finished. They have a list of people they're going after including Mike the pillow guy.

  • @mariepanimdim4303
    @mariepanimdim4303 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my goodness I just started this show and the lady falling on the skates cracked me up it’s like 4 o’clock in the morning the first time I try to rollerblade I went like 100 feet sat on the fKin pavement turned around and said oh hell no

  • @heavenhelpus479
    @heavenhelpus479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Golden Butt Plug" - OMG, I'm dying over here!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! Thank you for making us laugh! 🤗🩵🩵🩵

    • @rakhis2575
      @rakhis2575 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have a big hand in dividing Americans they get paid to

    • @UnRaT3Dx
      @UnRaT3Dx ปีที่แล้ว

      Only ones laughing are lunatic left wing Karens

    • @HF1.0
      @HF1.0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the funny part? I must have missed it. Oops.

  • @Codythefnafnerd
    @Codythefnafnerd ปีที่แล้ว +71

    What can I say? Thank you Jimmy for lifting me up from the depths of despair!

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto❤

    • @rakhis2575
      @rakhis2575 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are All Americans like that don’t care what’s really going on in their country 🙈😅

    • @HF1.0
      @HF1.0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cry me a river lmao.

    • @Anna-tj7mp
      @Anna-tj7mp ปีที่แล้ว

      And not just during covid either.

  • @skogsjarvenab7958
    @skogsjarvenab7958 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dumps grift is absolutely fantastic, he has really tapped in to Idiotville.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bed with the kids was freaking hilarious Jimmy I loved it. Thank you for keeping us laughing

  • @SickoJTrump-lordofevil
    @SickoJTrump-lordofevil ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The shameless orange 🍊 never seizes from the grift.

  • @mrbean3470
    @mrbean3470 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Shame on Dominion. This trial needed to happen. Now it is just kicking the can down the road until Fox gets caught in another lie. Had their balls in a vice and let them out...

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why do you expect a defamation case to provide criminal justice?
      Are you aware that civil and criminal and different?

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you do know smartmatic is also suing, right?
      & regardless of the settlement the dominion suit has done immense damage to fox's reputation

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 only to people who already know fox is bad news. fox's own viewship will never hear anything about this.

    • @elizabethellis9062
      @elizabethellis9062 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then didn’t share with their low level employees who got the worst of the abuse. Complete jerks.

    • @notpurrfect6397
      @notpurrfect6397 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 not to Fox viewers.

  • @Trentcast
    @Trentcast ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn… I really thought there was a chance my grandparents could get pulled out of his cult. Ugh

  • @mikejb2009a
    @mikejb2009a ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As part of the settlement I would have liked to see everyone associated with Fox be told that they must leave their shoes. It would be so funny to watch all those guys walking out the building with no shoes.

  • @johnwilliams7922
    @johnwilliams7922 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever pay for any NFT much less one of the orange one.

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 ปีที่แล้ว

      Help me understand what people would do with an NFT.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😊♥️👍

    • @AR-ed3xw
      @AR-ed3xw ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is sad, I can't help but think you are talking to yourself with these two accounts.

    • @Steven-re3tx
      @Steven-re3tx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@AR-ed3xw
      You are sad.

    • @AR-ed3xw
      @AR-ed3xw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Steven not as sad as you hitting that enter and space that many times while making that clever comment!

    • @Steven-re3tx
      @Steven-re3tx ปีที่แล้ว

      ENJOY.

    • @TimothyBeadle369
      @TimothyBeadle369 ปีที่แล้ว

      His ratings say otherwise

  • @UncleWally3
    @UncleWally3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not an American, which may explain my confusion, but why are millions of Americans so confused about D. Trump’s honesty, worthiness and suitability as a leader?

  • @nyguy369
    @nyguy369 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy you're the best! Don't stop calling out the Trump's who are an embarrassment to our country. They are an embarrassment to humanity. What this family has done to OUR country is a disgrace!

  • @tvdinner325
    @tvdinner325 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Billionaire" Defendant trump has a Go-Fund-Me page for "prison approved" Depends.

  • @krazycmcc3444
    @krazycmcc3444 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Thanks for keeping it Real Jimmy 👍💯🙏🌎🙏🇺🇸

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you mean being a left-wing hack is keeping it real then you're right

  • @karenhearne
    @karenhearne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dependents OMG laughing til I cry😂😂😂

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy ปีที่แล้ว

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from?

  • @paulybeefs8588
    @paulybeefs8588 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:58 Yeah, that kid totally got himself into the corner of that 5 ft high fish tank by himself, and not only was he able to somehow climb up the vertical face and step in feet first, he did it without so much as making a splash. Good thing the parent just happened to decide to record a walkthrough of their home at the exact moment this happened, otherwise we would have never seen this extremely real moment along with the extremely real reaction of surprise.

  • @andresilvasophisma
    @andresilvasophisma ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thought this was just a sketch, ended up being a roast.
    Well done Sir.

  • @Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik
    @Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Anytime they say "it isn't about the money" it's about the money.

  • @sparkleevenmore9638
    @sparkleevenmore9638 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone who sends that creep their money deserves to lose it. King of Hearts 🤮

  • @mitzitoney5427
    @mitzitoney5427 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll never see Guillermo the same after hearing what he did with his dogs. (And then lie about it...)

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy ปีที่แล้ว

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from..

  • @mattparsons6813
    @mattparsons6813 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I relate to the roller blade lady. That's how my life is going in a nutshell.

  • @roxc.507
    @roxc.507 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Thank you for calling out Dominion! Well said!

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is the role of law enforcement forced onto a private company? It’s not Dominion’s job to maintain law and order in America. Where is the DOJ?

    • @maureengreen617
      @maureengreen617 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dominion? He called out Fox.

    • @nik-ev3eh
      @nik-ev3eh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnDough-yr2zt defamation,is a civil offense

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maureengreen617 He called out both.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnDough-yr2zt Nothing was being "forced on" them. They had an opportunity to do something great, historical, and essential for the country and they chose not to.

  • @irishdivajeffries6668
    @irishdivajeffries6668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can these people who purchase these things not go out in the rear of their trailers and just burn money! Same thing!

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy ปีที่แล้ว

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from.

  • @thelifeloveandclosing2602
    @thelifeloveandclosing2602 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The look on the kid's face who is standing inside the aquarium! 😂

  • @lindasnowden7862
    @lindasnowden7862 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Those NFTs that are worth less than nothing, showing him in the worst photo shopped pictures doing things he's never has and never will do. Trying to make himself look smarter, cooler, and tougher than he is or ever will be. These NFTs are what he sees in his head.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Some kids are more of a write-off than others.

  • @michaelparks7177
    @michaelparks7177 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well said Jimmy!
    Good to see them have to cough-up though - they’ve set a precedent: and they won’t be the last…

  • @naughtyat25
    @naughtyat25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's the price of the democracy! As some wise man has said, "everything has a price". For Drumph it's $0.

  • @cathyh675
    @cathyh675 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think it's hilarious that he had them enlarge his hands tenfold. Wouldn't expect anything less from Tiny Hands.

    • @nickhughes8179
      @nickhughes8179 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CSPORTPDX they're absolutely tiny for a 6'4" 300+ lb man. Trump's hands on Trump look like someone attached toddler hands to Andre The Giant's arms.

    • @Starbeoghtuser3475
      @Starbeoghtuser3475 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously, they look like marionette hands. NEVER seen such small hands on grown man. 😅

  • @ericharrison2236
    @ericharrison2236 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Trump needs to be watched every second of the day . He's grifting as much as he can with hopes to leave the country probably

    • @kathrynnicolau8513
      @kathrynnicolau8513 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is too dangerous to be allowed out of the country!

    • @elgatoblueshirts6686
      @elgatoblueshirts6686 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a liberal. Today, I got an email begging for money from trump! I reported a spam and deleted! Enough is enough! Lock the grifter up!

    • @kkrolf2782
      @kkrolf2782 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O M G !!! DO WE DARE H O P E FOR T H A T SCENARIO?!? I’ll CONTRIBUTE funds toward building “the wall” to keep El Lardo Presidente O U T of these once United States!!!

    • @Slick1869
      @Slick1869 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kkrolf2782 so you’re saying walls work?

    • @chiggins4399
      @chiggins4399 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@Selphish99 Well, prison walls do

  • @lucylillypad1512
    @lucylillypad1512 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was, and am really pissed about the faux settlement.

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not mad, just disappointed 😞

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? The settlement means that Fox/Murdoch can’t appeal the case if a jury found them guilty of defamation. Now they HAVE to pay Dominion. There’s no getting out of it. It also helps Dominion in their lawsuits against Powell, Lindell, and Giuliani. ✌🏼 Jimmy’s comment about Dominion was not very well thought out.

    • @ericb9804
      @ericb9804 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peaceloveharmony7213 Powell, Lindell, and Giuliani aren't the largest news network in America, which is why no one cares if they are sued into oblivion. And Murdoch has plenty of money either way - no one other than Dominion cares if he "pays" or not. Our whole hope was to make Fox news admit, in court, in no uncertain terms, that they deliberately lied in an attempt to manipulate. So now, rather that taking a step toward reclaiming journalistic integrity for everyone, we instead just get to watch them go back to being overtly manipulative becasue they are rich, rich, rich. No. This is a disaster and I hope Dominion chokes on it.

  • @DirtyTurtle67
    @DirtyTurtle67 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That young lad in the aquarium did what I always wanted to do!

  • @moonstoneway2694
    @moonstoneway2694 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m saving this one just for the “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live” opening clip. Thanks for the giggles.

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I could never see Trump owning a pet, or showing any affection to anyone else's pet unless it was going to get him some brownie points.

    • @roystonmason9125
      @roystonmason9125 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CSPORTPDX ever see trump with a dog or cat? MOFO

    • @LA-ql1bc
      @LA-ql1bc ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CSPORTPDX do YOU know trump personally or just troll for him?

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CSPORTPDX Don't need to troll, it is as obvious as the sun hat he is like.

    • @RITA7936
      @RITA7936 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well he's got Matt Gatz and Lindsey Graham to show his affection to, and they are loving it😅 and Kevin McCarthy's got his nose right in there as well😅😅

    • @elmolewis9123
      @elmolewis9123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CSPORTPDX let me guess... Russian?

  • @starlessmystery6429
    @starlessmystery6429 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I laughed so hard at that baby rolling into that cake 😂😂😂😂

    • @lowbird7947
      @lowbird7947 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why would you put a baby next to a cake

    • @StuftBanana
      @StuftBanana ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your mentioning it made me laugh all over again. 😄😄😄😆

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The person who made that dubious decision is also responsible for raising that kid to adulthood. Good luck, kid.

    • @mooslionheart
      @mooslionheart ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know the parents are going to show that tape to his prom date when he grows up🦊

    • @vivianminney586
      @vivianminney586 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lowbird7947 : That head weigh more than his body. I hope that head did not come from natural birth. LOL

  • @JamesThomas-zl9er
    @JamesThomas-zl9er ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only he would try playing guitar whilst riding a motorcycle 😂😂

  • @anhbarker
    @anhbarker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My new nickname for the President Cheeto is DJ Chump. Love it!

  • @RockFan89
    @RockFan89 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    🤣🤣🤣 thank you for this monologue. I needed this

  • @DJTcalledVeteransSuckersLosers
    @DJTcalledVeteransSuckersLosers ปีที่แล้ว +8

    F Dominion. Not even an apology. Why settled? 🤬

    • @paulcallahan7727
      @paulcallahan7727 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because most of the higher echelon of dominion are probably republican, just greedy.

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse ปีที่แล้ว

      800 million dollars to a company that makes less than 50 million a year.

  • @caloricphlogistonandthelum4008
    @caloricphlogistonandthelum4008 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jimmy nailed it with the Fox trial soliloquy.

  • @michaelg.golden7327
    @michaelg.golden7327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Tantrum of The Opera! Fits Trumpy to a T. Waiting for the next indictment songs.

  • @pattia2869
    @pattia2869 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    🎯 with that “The Tantrum of the Opera” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lock 🔐 him up

  • @michaelc4980
    @michaelc4980 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Jimmy Kimmel ❤😂

  • @truthmatters142
    @truthmatters142 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The three kings skit was hilarious. I see Grifty The Clown is at it again. 😂😂😂

  • @oupahens9219
    @oupahens9219 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jimmy is such an American. Never seen before. Best of the best. He makes America great again. No, not again, he is already something. He is definitely not a cabbage, he is something like a steak. Well done, Jimmy.

  • @annakingry9157
    @annakingry9157 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bless his liddle heart. He's so generous.

  • @olusolasoretire6524
    @olusolasoretire6524 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... honestly, DOMINION should've INSISTED on collecting full payment and only agree to NOTHING more than a cent in discount.

  • @oldladylovesBruno
    @oldladylovesBruno ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the "Are they worth it"? Very funny.

    • @willamsmurphy
      @willamsmurphy ปีที่แล้ว

      I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and I hope God bless you to have a great day. I’m willams by name from Overbrook Philadelphia and you where are you from.?

  • @slappywag7210
    @slappywag7210 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I didn’t realize Jake Tapper had such a zany sense of humor 😂

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว

      You haven't watched enough television then.

    • @JustBob5150
      @JustBob5150 ปีที่แล้ว

      Several years ago I worked with him for 2 days in Los Angeles. He really is a nice guy and has a great sense of humor.

  • @lordreginaldfilibuster
    @lordreginaldfilibuster ปีที่แล้ว +9

    no matter if the flag is horizontal or vertical the stars are always suposed to be on the upper left, I saw at least 6 screwups in those cards. shouldn't someone that claims to love the flag know this?

    • @johnbrown6189
      @johnbrown6189 ปีที่แล้ว

      America needs to see a shrink about their obsession with a flag while the place is going to pot.

  • @rgrif777
    @rgrif777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I had the money and they would make the offer of 47 cards to never see Trump again, I would take it up.

  • @pamelaromer7727
    @pamelaromer7727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jimmy please buy the ‘cards’ and eat dinner there!!!!

  • @brettwainscott1165
    @brettwainscott1165 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Investigate the NFTs for money laundering!

  • @dutchdna
    @dutchdna ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Fox News: "We lied to you". Deplorables: "No you didn't!"

  • @oloem268
    @oloem268 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dominion let America down , let democracy , decency, journalistic integrity ,the rule of law and the justice system down.

  • @chrisl418
    @chrisl418 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the heels of a terrible nightmare of accepting a surprise proposal by my abusive ex-husband (NO!) was tRump's Phantom skit. Surreal start to my day as waking up in a Salvador Dali painting!