Thank you all for your support watching Amazon internationally embarrass themselves. It has been a blast. Going to take a couple of weeks off as for the past 6 weeks I haven't been spending enough time with my very own Skippy the Orc child and I need to protect him from the BBC. Love you all very muchly, muah muah muah. Will be back in a few weeks 👍
man loving your shit since i found you a few weeks ago, you got the best ranngggg of power review/reaction ever. subscribed for that, your channel can grow big, 100k big! also think about reaction videos too! so time watching can even be monetized!! then reviews like this too! double the bezos!! have a great furlong! lol
That's absolutely brilliant. Top tier content. Also thank you for turning me onto @memecopium Love you both. Can't wait to see your next review on woke dumpster fire television 😂😂😂
For those who ask: The Orcs didn't use the secret tunnel into/out of Eregion because it's dark and likely quite scary in there, and so it's much better to sit out in the warm and bright sun and chill while waiting for them to come out in the open. I mean - they're Orcs after all, and no way would an Orc ever want to go into a dark tunnel or mountain cavity. That would be against the lore, and probably something that hack JRRT would scribble down.
"I guess the biggest conflict these two effeminate handbags have faced is who will be the bottom for the night" - the sheer poetry and insight is masterful ..... I think the one without the glasses loses that on the whole, but only by a whisker.
One Dwarf can temporarily defeat a Balrog but the entire fellowship couldn't even land a grazing blow on it? There's a secret tunnel into Eregion the Orcs don't use? No wonder writers fear AI.
Thank you so much for all the effort you put into your hysterically funny reviews! I would show a picture of myself with that stock figure pointing his finger up my nostrils to appropriately convey my gratitude! 🤪👉🐽 Enjoy your time off! You deserve a very big break! Happy parenting! 🙏😆🌿🍄🦫🌟
We’ve been waiting for this review since Thursday. Your videos always have both of us rolling around in laughter and at our age that’s very risky. By far and away the most entertaining Rangs of Power videos….but wait…
Another excellent recap of the violation of Tolkien. Good to see Celebrimbor getting his two dozen rounds of safe and effectives. One thing that has bothered and me and been a “big mysterious” throughout the season is the differences between the Harfoots and Storrs. Had the creators ever read a history, sociology, political science or just any book, they might have written the two societies to be more credible. Harfoots - live in a temperate zone with lots of rainfall, available water, verdant unoccupied land but are a wholly nomadic and migratory civilization. Storrs- live in a barren desert that is itself highly contested by hostile rivals and don’t even have secure access to their own water supply but are a settled, proto-urban civilization. We know from current year and throughout all of known human history that these two types of civilizations are completely unrealistic and inverted from what their geography and resources dictate. But, I guess if the limit of your civilizational understanding is that a faucet conjures your water and an app summons a Deliveroo/Uber Eats driver with slop, you’re not going to know about these things that used to dictate and shape what kind of society flourished in a given place. It would be like creating a fantasy society where alpine societies who had never seen the sea were master sailors and navigators. Conversely, a forested, relatively flat island would produce nothing but mountain climbers who were crap at sailing. Also, I’d like to know exactly the titles and content of those particular scrolls they were burning.
My husband and I found you a few weeks ago through meme copium, who we also found a few weeks ago. We look forward to more videos and will be delving into your back catalogue. We laugh to tears everytime. Your use of stock photos and commentary are unparalleled. Cheers to you and your Skippy.
It's dark and likely quite scary in there, and so it's much better to sit out in the warm and bright sun and chill while waiting for them to come out in the open. I mean - they're Orcs after all, and no way would an Orc ever want to go into a dark tunnel or mountain cavity. That would be against the lore, and probably something that hack Tolkien would write.
I have to admit, I did enjoy watching Guyladriel getting her ass kicked. That's about it. Sauron scored some flesh. I wonder how much therapy the actress needed after that scene?
When not gandalf first appeared fans were upset because it made no sense, it was the wrong time period for him to appear, plus he doesn’t come to middle earth flying on a friggin comet. So the amazon folks replied with, oh it’s actually not gandalf. It’s a completely different character. But now that its confirmed it is gandalf, and since they claimed the story still made sense because it wasn’t actually gandalf, that just proves the story is in fact completely nonsensical, and that they absolutely know it is, but they’ll continue to blatantly lie about it.
Here's betting that Durin III won't be blaming Disa for the death of his father, eeeeeeeeeeeven though she pretty much forced him into accepting the rings...
Your vids are so incredibly funny and lift my mood every time, but this time you've really outdone yourself! PS. Too bad that Adar is no more, he was a cool elf, but I'm glad he didn't turn out to be c(ursed Celeborn
Thank you for this... you and Charlie Hopkinson are the reason I secretly hope for five full seasons of the worst tv show of all time! 😆 So right about the true villain being Simon Tolkien. I'm certain that by "review and approve the script", they mean "make sure Amazon isn't using a source they haven't paid for". The Tolkien estate is being run by Sackville-Bagginses. Still, Pain and McLame should never work anything more prestigious than as a Walmart greeter ever again.
Everytime I see Sour-Mans Magical staff it looks like he got it from the 80s Sword ⚔️ and sorcerer movies from a Rodger Corman movie like Deathstalker set 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it looks TEMU cheap...😂😂😂😂
He's obviously insanely jealous and resentful of his father's legacy!! 💩 RIP Mr. Tolkien. You honoured us with more than just fantastic tales; you were and continue to be an inspiration. 🩷
Galadriel's fall cushioned by a tub full of water or a flock of sheep would at least make some sense and stay within the established logic of this show.
Ah hells yea boi, my fav show of Welcome dear audience. Muchly appreciate all ur efforts. Cant wait for u to verbalsquirt rant all over s3 of this amazon aids.
13:45 f _She's definitely dead now, absolutely zero chance of surviving that._ Ah, forgot season 1? To one who can survive a pyroclastic stream, a 100m fall is kindergarten. Literally: If the "ground" is somehow "elastic" enough to brake your fall down alon a long enough way which reduces the force acting on you (trees can do the trick), you're able to survive. A pyroclastic stream is unsurvivable by any means.
I was actually thinking about it a bit- the main overarching Story itself is not actually too bad- mainly just talking about the main broad points and hack out the pointless stuff, not talking about the details where everything just goes to crap. It's just executed poorly in more ways than I thought possible in a single TV Show/Movie that I'd end up on a rant about it if I tried to list it all. It's bad in every way a TV show can be bad it seems, but I'm sure something will come out that's even worse here soon enough and I'll be proven wrong yet again.
Please make more Crap Writing Jrs.! There's just too much writing now to be crapped on by one person. If you take recommendations, crap on Out of Darkness.
Bro, where are you at? Your fans are dying for you to come back and finish the Rings of Power. Did your govt imprison you? Or worse? Please dont leave us😂
Well, I gotta say, you're the best at ripping these shows apart. I really enjoyed your ripping of Vanquisha and Shaniqua. But this show just feels so boring, that, even people making fun of it, isn't all that enjoyable. I can only imagine how it feels to actually watch it. I mean, myself, I'm trying to go through Agatha All Along and roast it, as I go, but even that is painful. I hope you find something way more enjoyable, in 2 weeks.
This is a long shot but id love to see you dissect some older shows with writing issues. Fringe comes to mind, although its a good show it has major issues. Not GoT thats been killed to death by many peoples. True Blood is another one. Gold mine. Dexter. Burn Notice. Difference between these and the stuff you usually do is these aren't complete poop. So i dunno if thats even what you like doing.
Thank you all for your support watching Amazon internationally embarrass themselves. It has been a blast. Going to take a couple of weeks off as for the past 6 weeks I haven't been spending enough time with my very own Skippy the Orc child and I need to protect him from the BBC. Love you all very muchly, muah muah muah.
Will be back in a few weeks 👍
@@letsreviewcrapwriting Later, brother! Rest and Recover any of those lost brain cells..😆
Get your feet up. Thy’s earned it
man loving your shit since i found you a few weeks ago, you got the best ranngggg of power review/reaction ever. subscribed for that, your channel can grow big, 100k big! also think about reaction videos too! so time watching can even be monetized!! then reviews like this too! double the bezos!! have a great furlong! lol
Great job and hilarious as always 👍
That's absolutely brilliant. Top tier content. Also thank you for turning me onto @memecopium
Love you both. Can't wait to see your next review on woke dumpster fire television 😂😂😂
Chiding Tolkien for breaking Canon was brilliant ! So funny.
For those who ask:
The Orcs didn't use the secret tunnel into/out of Eregion because it's dark and likely quite scary in there, and so it's much better to sit out in the warm and bright sun and chill while waiting for them to come out in the open. I mean - they're Orcs after all, and no way would an Orc ever want to go into a dark tunnel or mountain cavity. That would be against the lore, and probably something that hack JRRT would scribble down.
@@LateralTwitlerLT Thank you for this, because I had forgotten they were also scared of sun burn.
@@bjdottcom777 Seems the showrunners forgot most of what they established in SE1, so no wonder others did too :D
@@LateralTwitlerLT There are show runners? Next you'll be telling me there are scriptwriters too, but that's imposabruu...
Since the Orcs have become darker than in season 1, they are Dayrunners.
@@creepingdread88 Sorry, I meant show _ruiners_
Your work is a true masterpiece mate!! 😂😂
Cheers buddy!
Second... 😁
“Shame on you Tolkien for not knowing your own story” 😂😂
"I guess the biggest conflict these two effeminate handbags have faced is who will be the bottom for the night" - the sheer poetry and insight is masterful ..... I think the one without the glasses loses that on the whole, but only by a whisker.
One Dwarf can temporarily defeat a Balrog but the entire fellowship couldn't even land a grazing blow on it? There's a secret tunnel into Eregion the Orcs don't use? No wonder writers fear AI.
"Yer a wizard, Gandy" - Raspu, probably
But what kind of wizard? And what magic school will he specialize in? Illusion? Necromancy? Divination? The DM demands answers.
@@Adelina-293 He's still waiting for his hat to tell him, I think 🤔
The staff chooses the wizard, Mr Gandarph - Olivander.
Thanks to your fantastic analysis I had to shed a tear for orphaned Skippy, the only character I give two hoots about.
#SkippyStrong
I hope in season 4 skippy gets a revenge arc where we see him struggle to get ahead in a world of elf and safety gonemad
After 2 years, I decided to watch the last episode myself. Then my damn husband came in and woke me up, and then I had to watch the whole thing.
😂
Condolences.. I'm sure you'll be needing therapy after that experience
Is he a big fan of the show then? 😂
Have you served him the papers, yet?
Hahahaha
Thank you so much for all the effort you put into your hysterically funny reviews! I would show a picture of myself with that stock figure pointing his finger up my nostrils to appropriately convey my gratitude! 🤪👉🐽
Enjoy your time off! You deserve a very big break! Happy parenting! 🙏😆🌿🍄🦫🌟
We’ve been waiting for this review since Thursday. Your videos always have both of us rolling around in laughter and at our age that’s very risky. By far and away the most entertaining Rangs of Power videos….but wait…
Already died laughing!! Wonderful comedy!!
I always appreciate a SLADE reference!
I’ve loved the whole series lad, had me proper chuckling! Thanks for your graft.
Couldn't stop laughing mate hilarious. Subscribed. For orc peace.
Your videos and Mickey C. Writers room, are some of the most entertaining RoP content I have found. Thanks for the laughs.
I'm gutted this show is finished, your piss take was the best thing about this shit, enjoy your break mate and can't wait for your next video 👍
After Galadriels swim in season 1, I think papa Durin just thought you could commit pointless un-aliving with no consequences in this show
He was probably expecting to pop out the Balrog's stinky back end all ready to go
This show should be called the Rangs of Whispering.
Everyone seems to love whispering dialogue lines regardless of what’s happening around them 🤦🏼♂️
The end of season 2 and glad to have been on this journey with you, LRCW! The best reviewer on TH-cam!✨
Thanks chief, plenty more to come because they just wont stop releasing this utter trash 👍
Another excellent recap of the violation of Tolkien. Good to see Celebrimbor getting his two dozen rounds of safe and effectives.
One thing that has bothered and me and been a “big mysterious” throughout the season is the differences between the Harfoots and Storrs.
Had the creators ever read a history, sociology, political science or just any book, they might have written the two societies to be more credible.
Harfoots - live in a temperate zone with lots of rainfall, available water, verdant unoccupied land but are a wholly nomadic and migratory civilization. Storrs- live in a barren desert that is itself highly contested by hostile rivals and don’t even have secure access to their own water supply but are a settled, proto-urban civilization. We know from current year and throughout all of known human history that these two types of civilizations are completely unrealistic and inverted from what their geography and resources dictate.
But, I guess if the limit of your civilizational understanding is that a faucet conjures your water and an app summons a Deliveroo/Uber Eats driver with slop, you’re not going to know about these things that used to dictate and shape what kind of society flourished in a given place. It would be like creating a fantasy society where alpine societies who had never seen the sea were master sailors and navigators. Conversely, a forested, relatively flat island would produce nothing but mountain climbers who were crap at sailing.
Also, I’d like to know exactly the titles and content of those particular scrolls they were burning.
I think all the reshoots were green screened in a public library, which would explain why they ofter whisper dialogue 🤫
Have you ever dropped a watermelon from a roof? That should be Guyladriel after falling from such height.
We must persist! Eventually, we will get stupid enough to loop all the way back around to brilliance! Season 3 will put Shakespeare to shame!
This is the greatest review channel of all time!
My husband and I found you a few weeks ago through meme copium, who we also found a few weeks ago. We look forward to more videos and will be delving into your back catalogue. We laugh to tears everytime. Your use of stock photos and commentary are unparalleled. Cheers to you and your Skippy.
So is skippys mum single again? Asking for a friend.
Oh, my Lord. Get in line, LOL.
Evil orc widow don't need no man.
You are utterly amazing. Take care of yourself.
YES I have been waiting for this all week 😁😁
Yeah, I kept coming back on youtube every day (I always forget what day he does his reviews) hoping to see this episode. He doesn't disappoint.
Wait, if the orcs knew about the secret passage why didn’t they use it to get into the city?
No one knows, I guess the teleport pad wasn't working
It's dark and likely quite scary in there, and so it's much better to sit out in the warm and bright sun and chill while waiting for them to come out in the open. I mean - they're Orcs after all, and no way would an Orc ever want to go into a dark tunnel or mountain cavity. That would be against the lore, and probably something that hack Tolkien would write.
They hadn't read the script for this episode before the siege.
I have to admit, I did enjoy watching Guyladriel getting her ass kicked. That's about it.
Sauron scored some flesh.
I wonder how much therapy the actress needed after that scene?
All these episode breakdowns have been hilarious. This channel deserves to be much bigger. Like and comment, dinguses!
Thanks again Buddy!
I guess watching the utter idiocy of this whole show is the real reason why Frodo needed to get therapy in the Undying Lands.
My grandmother always told me, I don't care what they told you in school, it was Glugling, not Isildur who cut off Sauron's finger.
I can't believe they keep Londoning everyone on this show 🔪😅
When not gandalf first appeared fans were upset because it made no sense, it was the wrong time period for him to appear, plus he doesn’t come to middle earth flying on a friggin comet. So the amazon folks replied with, oh it’s actually not gandalf. It’s a completely different character. But now that its confirmed it is gandalf, and since they claimed the story still made sense because it wasn’t actually gandalf, that just proves the story is in fact completely nonsensical, and that they absolutely know it is, but they’ll continue to blatantly lie about it.
Another brilliant video!
The Cringe of Power is the most appropriate title 😂😂
“Shame on you Tolkien for not knowing your own story” 😂😂.
P.s. Sauron lived on as the the heir of Tolkien
Here's betting that Durin III won't be blaming Disa for the death of his father, eeeeeeeeeeeven though she pretty much forced him into accepting the rings...
Have a nice rest, love you too!! 😁
Morphine Cluck has the acting skill of a drugged chicken.
“Bok bok bok Ring bok bok bok diversity bok bok bok BUHGOK!!”
🐓🐓🐓🐓😂
The sea is always right!!!!!!!!
did Amazon forget they killed knock off legolas in the last episode or did I miss him surviving??this show has fried my mind
Impossible. If your mind were truly fried, the show would make perfect sense
Great work as always! A Disa sized Yes to three more seasons of Rings Of Power With Aids!
Your vids are so incredibly funny and lift my mood every time, but this time you've really outdone yourself!
PS. Too bad that Adar is no more, he was a cool elf, but I'm glad he didn't turn out to be c(ursed Celeborn
But WAIT A MINUTE! 2 weeks?!!! Ok, you deserve it, enjoy!
Thank you for this... you and Charlie Hopkinson are the reason I secretly hope for five full seasons of the worst tv show of all time! 😆
So right about the true villain being Simon Tolkien. I'm certain that by "review and approve the script", they mean "make sure Amazon isn't using a source they haven't paid for". The Tolkien estate is being run by Sackville-Bagginses.
Still, Pain and McLame should never work anything more prestigious than as a Walmart greeter ever again.
Are you SUUURE It was a Dead Dwarf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think 🤔 it wouldn't matter to Disa...
😂
@@letsreviewcrapwritingI really hope 🤞 Robyn Hood is coming back for you to roast 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sauron and the boy have the same wig provider, he provides the beatles too, and will be famous in the 60's
"they doubled down and squirted out more stunning and brave right into our faces." what a line.
I will look for you when the sun rises on the 3rd week
Is african-american Mr. Spock going to get his own spin off show? Stay tuned...
Big0try is always RIGHT!
It's gonna be an incredibruuh long wait !
Orky talkies.
THREE "Get the f**k outa here!"'s
Everytime I see Sour-Mans Magical staff it looks like he got it from the 80s Sword ⚔️ and sorcerer movies from a Rodger Corman movie like Deathstalker set 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it looks TEMU cheap...😂😂😂😂
This whole series is TEMU 😂
@@letsreviewcrapwriting
touché Sir you are correct. Enjoy your Vacation you deserve it after this .. We will be here when you get back 😁
All good things must end .. I'll miss these reviews .. I mean .. I like all your video, but there is something special about this show
The worse the movie or series the better you get. Your Star Wars trilogy is my favorite, but this episode is magnificent.
And in episode 8; Adarrrhhh and his orrrhhcs invaded errrhhegion. Anatarhhhh fought galadrrrhhhiel and the Balrrhhhog killed Durrrhhhin 😂
The best review I've wanted today!
17:44 little crap writing jr 😊😊😊 bless you and your family 🙏🙏😁
Dude, you're the funniest reviewer on yt right now! My sides!
Thank you for the best review out there! See you in 2 years if we're still alive.
Glug no!
Poor Glug.
Love the comparrison to real world 😂 best reviews ever
Getting an origin story for Slade makes it all worth it.
im very saddened by the season ending because that means no more of your video recaps
He's obviously insanely jealous and resentful of his father's legacy!! 💩
RIP Mr. Tolkien. You honoured us with more than just fantastic tales; you were and continue to be an inspiration. 🩷
JRRT is Silly Simon Sauron’s grandfather.
Galadriel's fall cushioned by a tub full of water or a flock of sheep would at least make some sense and stay within the established logic of this show.
Maybe an elf bouncy-castle?
@@BinkyTheElf1 that's even better, you should be hired for Season 3
Oh how I will miss the bashing of the Rings of Power until next season 😂
I.......uuuuhhhhhhhmmm...
What?
I guess I'll say it again:
Take it away, Dr. Malcolm...
SLAAYYYY KWEEN I WOKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE TO THIS!!!!!
Wonderful commentary ... roll on series 3!!
The orcs removing the statue reminded me of the BLM riots.
They’re practically the same
'The power of mannnnny'
500th Like and a comment to defeat the evil TH-cam algorithm.
Is this the dumbliest episode in the series?
Absolutely. It was almost angering how dumb this episode was
Nooo don't leave us bereft of crap writing for a whole 14 sun spins oo joker fella du sue yeah your good happy travels
In two words: hi larious
Have an awesome time off! You certainly deserve it!
6:50 Wait, why does the elf woman in the background, who supposedly has just been captured by orcs, look like she's having a peaceful nap?
Ah hells yea boi, my fav show of Welcome dear audience. Muchly appreciate all ur efforts. Cant wait for u to verbalsquirt rant all over s3 of this amazon aids.
15:45
"Grand elf" say people who probably didn't even know any elf before. Utterly makes no sense.
13:45 f
_She's definitely dead now, absolutely zero chance of surviving that._
Ah, forgot season 1? To one who can survive a pyroclastic stream, a 100m fall is kindergarten.
Literally: If the "ground" is somehow "elastic" enough to brake your fall down alon a long enough way which reduces the force acting on you (trees can do the trick), you're able to survive. A pyroclastic stream is unsurvivable by any means.
I was actually thinking about it a bit- the main overarching Story itself is not actually too bad- mainly just talking about the main broad points and hack out the pointless stuff, not talking about the details where everything just goes to crap. It's just executed poorly in more ways than I thought possible in a single TV Show/Movie that I'd end up on a rant about it if I tried to list it all. It's bad in every way a TV show can be bad it seems, but I'm sure something will come out that's even worse here soon enough and I'll be proven wrong yet again.
at 13:45 am i tripping or do i see his real brown hair under the wig
Poppy is going to be smeagols mother isn't she....
Please make more Crap Writing Jrs.! There's just too much writing now to be crapped on by one person. If you take recommendations, crap on Out of Darkness.
I do, will check it out buddy!
Watched the "steaming pile" just for this channels reviews on it. Makes critical drinker look pretty tame lol.
Republican Rasputin😂
Bro, where are you at? Your fans are dying for you to come back and finish the Rings of Power. Did your govt imprison you? Or worse? Please dont leave us😂
This Crap will "win" at least 10 Emmies for Season 2.
Well they cnred themselves with the 1st season. To explain it which they left to the last episode they made things even worse yet again for themselves
Thanks for your great work and spend time with your bebe. Hope you can come back and review the crap writing that is the Trump v. Harris show.
Absolutely! Need to get a move on with furthering the 2020's crap simulation series
Well, I gotta say, you're the best at ripping these shows apart. I really enjoyed your ripping of Vanquisha and Shaniqua. But this show just feels so boring, that, even people making fun of it, isn't all that enjoyable. I can only imagine how it feels to actually watch it.
I mean, myself, I'm trying to go through Agatha All Along and roast it, as I go, but even that is painful.
I hope you find something way more enjoyable, in 2 weeks.
This is a long shot but id love to see you dissect some older shows with writing issues. Fringe comes to mind, although its a good show it has major issues.
Not GoT thats been killed to death by many peoples.
True Blood is another one. Gold mine.
Dexter.
Burn Notice.
Difference between these and the stuff you usually do is these aren't complete poop. So i dunno if thats even what you like doing.
Normies like it 🤷♂️