When Disa Was standing in the way of the guards I swear to God I thought she was going to roll into a giant ball and crush the guards like Raiders of the Lost Ark...😂😂
Wat, wait, wait...so dwarves, who LIVE UNDERGROUND IN CAVES, not only have dark skin somehow, but are also afraid of bats?!?!? HOW does any of this make any sense?!
As for the bats - they could simply panic from surprise or take it for some kind of witchcraft. Although I don't want to look for excuses for this terrible show, and given the low intelligence of the authors - they never intended something like this. But living underground does not make someone fearless. People who live in fields are still afraid of snakes, and people who live in forests are still afraid of forest animals. Of course, there will be no panic if the animals do not rush onto you. But if we talk about a specific scene, it’s terrible and cringy, designed to show how COOL Disa is and how a strong black woman can achieve her goal by simply shouting at someone. It's just a shame. Any immersion will be destroyed, although there are plenty of such moments in every episode.
A fat black women farting is never something anyone should be viewed as a threat. And Bats live underground so the dwarves had no reason to be scared or not to come back after the bats disappeared in 20 seconds. I can't believe how bad this show continues to be
See right here this is why i continue to watch if i didnt see the episode i wouldnt be able to understand and enjoy your hillarious videos keep up the great work
When Disa Was standing in the way of the guards I swear to God I thought she was going to roll into a giant ball and crush the guards like Raiders of the Lost Ark
10:07 Little Durin's nose literally looks like it's just stuck on. It isn't the same texture as the rest of his face. It looks like a plastic Halloween nose that's just been plunked down on his face. 😂 WTH?! This is a BILLION DOLLAR SHOW, Folks!
At four minutes, your average modern high street shopper after moped gangs spotted his iPhone and trainers. Can dwarves contract histoplasmosis? Did they develop immunity living in caves with dangerous bats that they somehow didn't clear out a lá Bowden? I also want to thank you for the recommendation for Meme Copium. It’s like my childhood; being able to watch various British imported comedies from ‘Benny Hill’ and ‘Monty Python’ to ‘Fawlty Towers’ and ‘Are You Being Served?’. Good variety of British wit from manic and absurd to dry and sardonic. I won’t say where along the continuum each of you falls but you could both benefit from Benny Hill’s formula of using fit birds spilling out of their dresses in almost every scene. But, Amazon is not really giving you much to work with on that account.
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. Sorry, the numenor bit made me think of that.
Colour me startled that the show-ruiners didn’t Memberberries us, by having old Durin say “My own, my precious!” as he rubbed his dollar-store ring. Incredibru missed opportunity! 💍
Not-Gandalf is going waste half the episode looking for a staff in Toms field of dead trees before deciding Tom is full of shit. He will then go to the Not-Hobbit village and he'll find his staff on the tree that one lady said they bury people under..then we'll all clap..😮💨👏👏👏
Always hilarious. A word of correction though: In LoTR, orcs were very much capable of autonomous thought., and not just mindless drones. In Mordor, Sam overhears two orcs talking about striking out on their own 'after the war is over', and setting up their own gang. Shagrat's attempt to take the ring from Merry and Pippen for himself is another example. Also orcs deserting comes up at least twice in LoTR.
It's funny (and sad) how CeleDingDong thinks that Anal-Tard is a literal demigod, sent by the big-big gods, and yet he treats him like some high school mean girl.... So EpIC!!!!!! [dies of cringe]
Not another teen movie was more serious than this show. That show has the line "goodnight pumpkin tits" in it...and its still not as ridiculous as this bonkers series.
spoilers for the real lore... if you care. It's too bad this will be the last Season and we don't at least get to see Neumenor Sink- they're not doing that this Season, they're saving that for 'the end' but they're not going to make it that far. It'd be a fitting celebration to the ending of this show and if one thing is okay about this show, it's got a lot of pretty scenes and most of the important special effects like a whole Civilization sinking into the sea, Atlantis style, accept a whole civilization with multiple Cities
I love your reviews but hearing a British person keep mentioning January 6th and Republicans is weird. no one outside of America knows or cares about January 6th (I'm guessing something irrelevant happened in America) or who the Republicans are
I love the new title "Cringe of Power" I think your new call to marketing for this show is going to be a success. This is Make Middle Earth Orcish Again country
Don't watch i was put off from start with terrible casting. Black elves,dwarves and hobbits definitely a no.but even white casting is plain bad.nobody fits roles.terrible script the dialogue is cringe acting laughable.no sense in whats happening just a plain dissaster all around.real amateurish......worse garbage ever seen or not in my case the clips I've seen all i can stomach.😖😔👎👎👎👎
The “buiiit wait a minute” kills me every time. LMAO.
I enjoy "Get the ...F*CK outahere!"
@@biotrekker Yeah, that one is my favorite. Perfect photo for it, too 😆
“Incredi-brew!!”
Bom Tombadil. I can't stop laughing!
The teleporting is strong with this show
Watching people crap on RoP is my favourite TV show
Sauron is looking to make that Super Blue 🔵 Meth-rill
I can’t write I’m laughing so much…!!
The finger in the nose gag never gets old. lol
I'm sorry you have to watch this show .. but your pain brings joy to my life with the funny video you make from them
I'm on episode 5. It's really hard to go on watch more minutes of this garbage shit
@@jurgenparkour9337 I watched all of the 1st season .. it was so bad it was funny .. this is more just painfully bad. It's really hard to sit though
Another LRCW, video.. 👏🏻😁was waiting on this with glee!
And heeeere we go!
Galderial being the commander of the northern army has to be one of the most pointless points of this show
it is ridiculous and not even remotely plausible! Nice to see you visiting this channel! Meth-ril is your invention, is it not? It is fabulous!
You're an absolute legend dude... I see a very promising future for ya. You're definitely gonna be on Friday Night Tights within the next few months.
Look its a boulder blocking the way. No it's only Deesa 💀
More like an avalanche😂😂😂😂😂
When Disa Was standing in the way of the guards I swear to God I thought she was going to roll into a giant ball and crush the guards like Raiders of the Lost Ark...😂😂
Disa is FATGIRL The the beginning the fat Knight Rises😂😂
That's no Boulder it's a space station😮😂
That poor elf was soaked in bleach and had a curtain cord tied around his neck.
Getting more and more hilariouser… 😆👍
11:47 This is the best finger up nose-pointing I have ever seen! Congratibru! 🏆🎉🌟
🤣🤣🤣
This was funny as hell you had me laughing out loud thank you man
Brilliant!
Your commentaries just get better... 😊
Wat, wait, wait...so dwarves, who LIVE UNDERGROUND IN CAVES, not only have dark skin somehow, but are also afraid of bats?!?!? HOW does any of this make any sense?!
Don't ask for logic. Don't
As for the bats - they could simply panic from surprise or take it for some kind of witchcraft. Although I don't want to look for excuses for this terrible show, and given the low intelligence of the authors - they never intended something like this. But living underground does not make someone fearless. People who live in fields are still afraid of snakes, and people who live in forests are still afraid of forest animals. Of course, there will be no panic if the animals do not rush onto you.
But if we talk about a specific scene, it’s terrible and cringy, designed to show how COOL Disa is and how a strong black woman can achieve her goal by simply shouting at someone. It's just a shame. Any immersion will be destroyed, although there are plenty of such moments in every episode.
Bats would probably be shy little creatures to them like hedgehogs are to the English. But don't ask questions, just consume product.
And it's just one token black dwarf to check off the DEI box
A fat black women farting is never something anyone should be viewed as a threat. And Bats live underground so the dwarves had no reason to be scared or not to come back after the bats disappeared in 20 seconds. I can't believe how bad this show continues to be
A movie about Skippy the orc baby would still be better than this show.
I’m now mildly obsessed with Skippy’s character arc.
The contents of Skippy’s diaper would be more interesting than this show thus far.
I would start watching that. You're on to something there bub.
STAND BY...for Skippy the legacy "how I shite my rainbow mutant laser eyes"
Man Henry cavill is a true hero that he fought against woke Amazon not to make Wokehammer.
He's a LEGEND.
We love you sir bigly so
I like that you managed to use a different cut and paste person to stick a finger in that guy’s nose! A million points and all the internetz for you!
See right here this is why i continue to watch if i didnt see the episode i wouldnt be able to understand and enjoy your hillarious videos
keep up the great work
I would never watch them and I understand his videos completely.
When Disa Was standing in the way of the guards I swear to God I thought she was going to roll into a giant ball and crush the guards like Raiders of the Lost Ark
Ar-Pharazôn looks more like Karl Marx than Rasputin, to be fair.
Jack Black*
@@mikusoxlongius Skinny Jack Black.
@@Oscifer11Jack Black playing Ar-Pharazon would have been entertaining. Right up till Eru Illuvatar drops a mountain range on him.
That is by design. Expect someone to be introduced soon who’s a dead ringer for Engels.
He's definitely Karl Marx reincarnated, hadnt done Jack shit in his life but is somehow in charge 😂
10:07 Little Durin's nose literally looks like it's just stuck on. It isn't the same texture as the rest of his face. It looks like a plastic Halloween nose that's just been plunked down on his face. 😂 WTH?! This is a BILLION DOLLAR SHOW, Folks!
Ive never seen it, my eyes zero right in on that weirdo mustache he has.
Disa's nose is real tho.
One of the better reviews! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
At four minutes, your average modern high street shopper after moped gangs spotted his iPhone and trainers.
Can dwarves contract histoplasmosis? Did they develop immunity living in caves with dangerous bats that they somehow didn't clear out a lá Bowden?
I also want to thank you for the recommendation for Meme Copium. It’s like my childhood; being able to watch various British imported comedies from ‘Benny Hill’ and ‘Monty Python’ to ‘Fawlty Towers’ and ‘Are You Being Served?’. Good variety of British wit from manic and absurd to dry and sardonic. I won’t say where along the continuum each of you falls but you could both benefit from Benny Hill’s formula of using fit birds spilling out of their dresses in almost every scene. But, Amazon is not really giving you much to work with on that account.
Thanks for the videos! 🎉
For Al Gore and his rhythm
sauRRRRRRRonnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNN
Affordable housing and healthcare for Orcs!!!
Another banger
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. Sorry, the numenor bit made me think of that.
Aquatic bint!!!!
Colour me startled that the show-ruiners didn’t Memberberries us, by having old Durin say “My own, my precious!” as he rubbed his dollar-store ring. Incredibru missed opportunity! 💍
oh lawdy lawdy
Not-Gandalf is going waste half the episode looking for a staff in Toms field of dead trees before deciding Tom is full of shit. He will then go to the Not-Hobbit village and he'll find his staff on the tree that one lady said they bury people under..then we'll all clap..😮💨👏👏👏
Everything is out of order and everyone acts like an idiot.
Always hilarious. A word of correction though: In LoTR, orcs were very much capable of autonomous thought., and not just mindless drones. In Mordor, Sam overhears two orcs talking about striking out on their own 'after the war is over', and setting up their own gang. Shagrat's attempt to take the ring from Merry and Pippen for himself is another example. Also orcs deserting comes up at least twice in LoTR.
Is finger in the air pale pink shirt man the same actor as Celebrimbor?!
As I was reading your comment,pink shirt finger in the air guy popped up for the 1st time and I had to do a double take myself!
Ring Pop is a masterclass in bad writing
Its just non stop jokey mcjokeface. Its soo invredibru
mostliest
1st Season of Game of Frones was really good.
YAAASSS! RANGZ, BUTTER AND STRAWBERRY JAM WITH MY MÖRNING PORRIDGE!
LETSSS GOOOO KWEENZ & KWEENETTES!
If only weff bezzoos had given you huge pile of cash to write his LOR magnumb opiums
It's funny (and sad) how CeleDingDong thinks that Anal-Tard is a literal demigod, sent by the big-big gods, and yet he treats him like some high school mean girl....
So EpIC!!!!!!
[dies of cringe]
Cashing in on a LOTR show should be easy money!
Amazon: "But waaaait!"
I don't remember her name either, because she isn't in the books, so.
Love the ikea props 😂
Is it me or the pointing guy meme is always pointing in someone's nose?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s just you. Total coincidences. 😉
@@BinkyTheElf1 😂😂😂😂😂 something fishy
So what happend to all the diverse elves/dwarves did they all just die off by the time of Lotr?
Climate Change got 'em
Republican/Tory orcs probably eated them for second breakfast.
This was hilarious!! Straight follow.
Glud, gludwife, and glud-ling is the only reasons I watch this show
😂😂😂 fucking legend
Does one bury the body of an elf???
Hey what do you think you’re doing using the real Tolkien quote about evil creating, the fake one everybody likes sounds so much better!
Anatard
OMG WHAT A JEWELLL NEW SUSCRIBER
👌
I can't take a 5'2ft woman seriously
Not another teen movie was more serious than this show.
That show has the line "goodnight pumpkin tits" in it...and its still not as ridiculous as this bonkers series.
spoilers for the real lore... if you care. It's too bad this will be the last Season and we don't at least get to see Neumenor Sink- they're not doing that this Season, they're saving that for 'the end' but they're not going to make it that far. It'd be a fitting celebration to the ending of this show and if one thing is okay about this show, it's got a lot of pretty scenes and most of the important special effects like a whole Civilization sinking into the sea, Atlantis style, accept a whole civilization with multiple Cities
I stopped halfway in Episode 2 when I saw black and Asian elves. I am done.
I love your reviews but hearing a British person keep mentioning January 6th and Republicans is weird. no one outside of America knows or cares about January 6th (I'm guessing something irrelevant happened in America) or who the Republicans are
as horse shite as this show it will never be forgotten🤣 for being shit🤣
Can no one on this asinine show do rebellion correctly??? Youre supposed to throw TEA into the harbor! Not Simpelves, not Muhkweens, tea! 😁
lol Republican Orc…. So just republicans
Sarcasm is beyond you.
Pedocrats* loved Diddy parties.
URUK
What a mess of a show...
This show is terribruuuuuuuuue
Riddled with crap ads. Unwatchable. Goodbye.
Your attempt at humor and wit don’t make sense.
Destiny more to UR tastes?
Not meant to, dear
Dude just review the show...I don't want to hear U.S. political garbage...and you're British 😂
Whenever I watch someone else review a ROP episode and they don't refer to her as "Go-Go Gadget Galadriel", I feel a little cheated.
Disa is.....Batwhamen ! Sorry Disa ate...Batwhamen !!
I love the new title "Cringe of Power"
I think your new call to marketing for this show is going to be a success.
This is Make Middle Earth Orcish Again country
I look forward to Let'sReviewCrapWriting breakdowns of RoP.
As for the show, never finished Ep1S1
Don't watch i was put off from start with terrible casting. Black elves,dwarves and hobbits definitely a no.but even white casting is plain bad.nobody fits roles.terrible script the dialogue is cringe acting laughable.no sense in whats happening just a plain dissaster all around.real amateurish......worse garbage ever seen or not in my case the clips I've seen all i can stomach.😖😔👎👎👎👎