Star Wars The Acolyte Ep5: May the Crayons be with you

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  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    I love how Mae turns into an entirely different character at least once per episode.

    • @Danbearpig
      @Danbearpig 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      What is truly impressive about it is that while doing so she also manages to not change at all in emotion and demeanor.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Danbearpig The kid can't act.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So she's a female character, written by a diverse female writing team ?? LoL

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@DanbearpigThat's just her Ryan Gosling style acting.... SIGH

    • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
      @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She is bipolar.

  • @jd8606
    @jd8606 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "The master ain't having any of that without a signed consent form" 😂 you're killing me

    • @VaderPopsVicodin10
      @VaderPopsVicodin10 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "..the Deus Ex Crapinna, because Squidman appearing out of literally nowhere to stop Bonqueesha from immediately dying.. is full-blown televised AIDS."

  • @Starlas.
    @Starlas. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Get the f**k outta here" is exactly most peoples reaction as this s**t show unfolds further each week 😂

  • @Whookieee
    @Whookieee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love that in each one of these, your voice gets more and more angry

  • @krax1121
    @krax1121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "Evvvvven though...," Stop it please. You're killing me to death 😂😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "But weeeyiiet a minute !" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    This channel deserves 100x more subs

    • @TylerDurden-yk4dh
      @TylerDurden-yk4dh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Naw, he's gotten all the subs dumb bigotry will ever need. Have a good take on bad writing, sure... but this guy's takes are rubbish. Too much 'angry lonely basement bro' energy.

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@TylerDurden-yk4dh go drink your soy latte

    • @VOLUMEnightclub
      @VOLUMEnightclub 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Humor 10,000 points…promotion -100 😂

  • @andrewcarter7503
    @andrewcarter7503 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    My favourite bit was when Sarah Connorquesha explained that the Sith "Doesn’t Feel Pity, Or Remorse, Or Fear, And he Absolutely Will Not Stop, Ever, Until You Are Dead."

  • @monika2745
    @monika2745 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    ‘The sea is always right’ at the end was cherry on top. 😂

  • @MrBonified66
    @MrBonified66 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The plot armour is strong with this one.

  • @brianmcisaac
    @brianmcisaac 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    A lot of TH-cam presenters go through the motions of being funny but simply aren't. This presenter is genuinely funny, he's doing real comedy, not just schtick. Plus he has great insights into the material he's critiquing. Love this channel!

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I guess Leslye Headland really really liked "The Parent Trap" as a kid.... SIGH

  • @The_Wolfram_Heart79
    @The_Wolfram_Heart79 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I’ve been killed to death again. By laughter 😂

  • @scottfree7633
    @scottfree7633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video was incredibru!!

  • @rollmilk2012
    @rollmilk2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    wideshot no squidman then boom like a jiz on the face there he was

  • @jeffsmith5436
    @jeffsmith5436 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I took the same identical IQ test before and after watching this show and it literally made me dumber.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The IQ test made you dumber?

  • @cosmacgrandpa
    @cosmacgrandpa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This channel is the only reason I can stand to see anything at all about this show

  • @jeffsmith5436
    @jeffsmith5436 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Turdeesha and Laqueefa 🤣

  • @ajdc88
    @ajdc88 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    character motivations/practical reasoning were ALL over the place.

  • @mxvega1097
    @mxvega1097 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    In this week's episode: Star Wars finally beats Medicare.

  • @philtanics1082
    @philtanics1082 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Been waiting all week to find out what happened in episode 5, this is the ONLY way to find out.

  • @JoeldelaCruz
    @JoeldelaCruz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Your sense of humour with speaking the truth, especially about how terrible Disney Star Wars has been, is entertaining and informative.
    Your fan and subscriber from Sydney, Australia!

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's hilarious. I've only seen a few of his videos since I just found him recently and I couldn't tell if he was British or Australian based on his accent 😂 apparently Brit according to bio which surprised me!

  • @PoorMansChemist
    @PoorMansChemist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    How does this channel not have more subscribers?

  • @theinfidel2143
    @theinfidel2143 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I am so glad I found this channel. Let's Review Crap Writing, you bring an refreshing dose of insanity to an unbearably crappy show.

    • @terryschappert2397
      @terryschappert2397 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's one of the best on here.

    • @chrismarshall6956
      @chrismarshall6956 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So true. He is hilarious but what he says is all true

  • @nexus_of_a_crisis
    @nexus_of_a_crisis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    'Shut that front door' 😆

  • @majortom2329
    @majortom2329 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Did Sol even bother to check on the Wookie?

    • @Danbearpig
      @Danbearpig 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope! The only evidence anyone but midget spike head has that Bigfoot died is that they saw his lightsaber get destroyed, if they even noticed. Nobody else even went in the house or asked about it. They also had no reason to approach the house as if cornering a criminal, there was no sign of anything wrong. They should’ve just knocked on the door and said “Bigfoot, you home?”

  • @caffeine6370
    @caffeine6370 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Man, this channel is so f*** good. Have you considered taking part in Friday Night Tights, now that Az left? If there is a British talent up to the level, that is you.

  • @babamuntawakilu8754
    @babamuntawakilu8754 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Shaneequa and bonqueesha😂😂😂😂

    • @carolyns99
      @carolyns99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know, that cracks me up every time far more than it should. 🤣🤣

    • @alexneff
      @alexneff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look up the song "hello is shanikwa there "

    • @alexneff
      @alexneff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's actually called shaniqua don't live here by one track mike

  • @ArtooDetour
    @ArtooDetour 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Laughingmfao! I’ve never said yes so many times, especially to a fellow dude 😂

  • @checa2321
    @checa2321 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I've been binge-watching all your videos these past weeks and let me tell you that you are one of the funniest TH-camrs I've encountered. Your comedy is genuine! Keep it up, and I hope you get a lot of subscribers, you deserve it!

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong7891 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Move over Kylo Ren, there's a new champion for having inconsistent motives and her name is Mae.

  • @pelicanpineapple309
    @pelicanpineapple309 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    lifesavers go brrr

  • @GoFindAsafeSpace
    @GoFindAsafeSpace 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If I was Bob Iger and I came across Lets Review Crap Writting, I'd overhaul shit immediately!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffsmith5436
    @jeffsmith5436 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I've never cheered so hard for characters to die before...only a few left to go!

  • @diquadhumungersaur492
    @diquadhumungersaur492 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    7.5k mate, looking fine .. :-)

    • @trevorwgratton3354
      @trevorwgratton3354 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "We need to get those numbers up, they're rookie numbers."
      LRCW deserves faaaaar more tho, such a great channel and love his presentation style.

    • @diquadhumungersaur492
      @diquadhumungersaur492 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@trevorwgratton3354 definatly

    • @letsreviewcrapwriting
      @letsreviewcrapwriting  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's getting there mate 👍

  • @alandixon6500
    @alandixon6500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ShaniqWAHH...... ShaniqWAHH..!!!!!!! Come on......😋

  • @Peter_Morris
    @Peter_Morris 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m still having trouble processing how I ended up in this timeline.
    Everything here is awful.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah we got teleported to the wrong alternate universe about a decade ago and its really starting to fall apart

  • @HiGhWaYmAn4.2.0
    @HiGhWaYmAn4.2.0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "who are you? reads the squid man" 😂😂😂

  • @diquadhumungersaur492
    @diquadhumungersaur492 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    these writers are that bad they dont deserve a "silly goose!" :-)

  • @trevorwgratton3354
    @trevorwgratton3354 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Here we go, bois and gois...

  • @snarfsnarfff
    @snarfsnarfff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i find it hysterical that the mouth of the sith masters helmet is just flexible conduit. lmao 4:57

    • @letsreviewcrapwriting
      @letsreviewcrapwriting  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I noticed that too haha

    • @snarfsnarfff
      @snarfsnarfff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@letsreviewcrapwriting 180 mill lol

  • @genin69
    @genin69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The jokes are totally killing me death.😂

  • @haitch2676
    @haitch2676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lesbican space witches turned me into a newt!
    I…. I got better

  • @MAGAMAN
    @MAGAMAN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice to see your channel growing. You deserve it.
    Also, I love the "finger in the nose" running gag. I laugh at it every time.

  • @SeanAkyne
    @SeanAkyne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You are F*ing Hilarious 😂

  • @joshuabrzezinski2828
    @joshuabrzezinski2828 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude Boneqwesha is the best black name I have ever heard!! 😂😂😂

  • @superkang7448
    @superkang7448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Disney Star Wars is the gift of terrible writing that just keeps on giving...

  • @nsob8897
    @nsob8897 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't figure out how anyone took this seriously. Even the writers and Headcase herself.

  • @2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork
    @2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There were so few MEN in the series - who ELSE could Dark Joker have been? :(

  • @DeltaCodeGames
    @DeltaCodeGames 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Acolyte: Crayola Harder

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I used to eat Lip Smackers by the tube full. MMM, so finally a show that gets, 5-15 year old me.

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I almost bought one of the Acolyte toys for my arcade room, but they cost too much money for my wallet. They look terrible, as well.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just wait for the 95% off sale... lol

  • @Funfan24
    @Funfan24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope they keep makeing stuff like this. The roasts are awesome. I haven't been a fan since Gina was fired.

  • @billjacobs521
    @billjacobs521 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Even the choreography wasn't good, it was just not as bad as the other shows. Shad tore it apart, as per usual.

  • @BARDI77
    @BARDI77 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so now the little padawans are stronger than palpatime and vader? "master what where you thinking there are to many of us"

  • @snarfsnarfff
    @snarfsnarfff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hilarious as usual, thx LRCW. 👏

  • @Annuska1969
    @Annuska1969 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am so chuffed The Acolyte exists, because it led me to LRCW and Reaper. Big mwah mwah mwah mwah from The Netherlands

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope you’re also watching his reviews of rings of power!

    • @Annuska1969
      @Annuska1969 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dronesclubhighjinks Of course! And Robyn Hood 😂 Basically everything he reviews ❤

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Annuska1969 awesome!! 😍🙌

    • @Annuska1969
      @Annuska1969 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dronesclubhighjinks Likewise! 😄

  • @gorky45
    @gorky45 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I ❤ this channel!

  • @johnnyrocketed2225
    @johnnyrocketed2225 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wade, no!!! 😟

  • @lanananans
    @lanananans 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cheers from Serbia you are so funny man 😂

  • @SamtheBravesFan
    @SamtheBravesFan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love it, dude.
    I saw another reviewer posit that this show is really aimed at pre-teens and it sort of is: only kids that age would buy this brainless logic sequencing that the show has.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i like to think that 11 year old me was smart enough to see how fkin dumb this shit is

  • @rollmilk2012
    @rollmilk2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    death by bug is like when in scary movie 1 the girl pick banana rather than gun n knife

  • @sammmba
    @sammmba 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    you need more subs, your vids are amazing unlike the acolyte

  • @MrMoridinalthor
    @MrMoridinalthor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At least they made Smylo Ren powerful, for now anyway. Most Disney villains are completely useless.

  • @BinkyTheElf1
    @BinkyTheElf1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Spoiler: Smilo Ren is.. dun Dun DAAAAH.. The Oppressive Patriarchy! 😲🤯🤫

  • @convertAUS
    @convertAUS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lol just lol

  • @GamingProspector84
    @GamingProspector84 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The (lightsaber) fight choreography is actually trash through the episode. If you slow it down and analyze attack by attack you’ll find 90% is people swinging at air or aiming for the other’s lightsaber. Plenty of times everyone should’ve been killed with a slash or stab to the body but plot armor & contrivances.

    • @letsreviewcrapwriting
      @letsreviewcrapwriting  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was fairly alright between squid man and the master, then again I was already down a few drinks at the time haha

  • @Lopnawe
    @Lopnawe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The only good live action disney sw was
    Rogue One
    Mando
    Andor
    Cant even keep up with half this shite and i dont care to

    • @chriswhite599
      @chriswhite599 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Correction: Mando seasons 1 & 2; season 3 sucked

    • @Lopnawe
      @Lopnawe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chriswhite599 true

  • @sharksbreath7
    @sharksbreath7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Joe Biden makes more sense than this show.

    • @sagethegreat4680
      @sagethegreat4680 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A conversation between Biden and Kamala would make more sense

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This show comes off so cheap & tacky.. It's not just the terrible writing & terrible acting. The whole thing is a complete self centered power trip.. It's horrible set design, horrible world building, horrible camera work. It all makes this show feel so small. Like it's filmed in a single green screen room.. Grasping at awful CGI techniques to try and force any bit of a false reality into this mess of a show.
    It's so far from Legitimate Star wars movies that it feels as if this whole thing is a big parody.. A very expensive parody..
    These people have proven they are only capable of writing narcissistic stories that self insert themselves and their own beliefs into anything they do. Even if they get to make something from a pre-existing beloved story, they cannot help themselves. They seem to be incapable of creating artistic creations that stray away from their own personal perspective, instead of showing they can lean heavily into escapism and pure storytelling.. They have proven time and time again that they are not capable of doing anything even remotely close to that.. (which is weird because that should be one of the most important attributes that a director or a developer or an actor has in order to be successful at their job....?)
    How is there no one that will fire these people who openly hate the fans, hate the consumers who made their success in the first place.. These people who actively act like aggressive victims while also being a million times richer than anyone else. Yes they are the victims.. Poor them.. How can they afford to exist.. Compared to "The Acolyte" If you go back & watch "X-Men the Animated series" It was so well crafted. The story of the struggles of mutants having to deal with humanity was such a universally relatable storyline. Media back then was not afraid to face difficult topics head on. They found really unique ways to abstractly teach people life lessons. They touched on difficult situations & found intelligent ways to convey certain stories. Even when I was all grown up & rewatched it, it really felt like the story is crafted so well & executed at such a high level that anyone is capable of relating to it in someway or another. It's stuff like that, that we are deeply lacking nowadays. So much so that literal kid's cartoons from the 90's told deeper and more mature stories than most media nowadays.

  • @jyphelballet7569
    @jyphelballet7569 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thankyou, for not saying its the best episode because a band of morons waves light tubes in the wind, its one of the worst episode with only black holes plot holes and characterization.

  • @VOLUMEnightclub
    @VOLUMEnightclub 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mr. Letsreviewcrapwriting do you have twitter?