The Secretive Book That Names All the Cheaters in Vegas

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  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6071

    "Cheating" is defined by the casinos as "winning." No joke. A casino will allow you to lose as much as you want, as quickly as you want, but if you start winning too much or too quickly, you are banned for "cheating." What happens in Las Vegas isn't actually gambling, since gambling implies there is luck involved. There is no luck in Las Vegas casinos. They literally ban good luck. You are only allowed to lose.

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      Yeah. the various electronic machines even have a configuration option for 'how much profit do you want?'

    • @NyantoDesu
      @NyantoDesu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You do need luck if you don't know what you're doing

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wrong

    • @onestar8796
      @onestar8796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@Rex2k10 i think drunk player are more profitable, some casino offer cheap/ free drinks making player less aware

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Well, the odds are against you so it is almost guaranteed that you'll run dry eventually. If that doesn't happen, they know you found a loophole or a cheat.

  • @rubbers3
    @rubbers3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2285

    Entering all students from a certain university to a database of casino cheaters seems like an illegal privacy violation and illegal defamation. Weird they weren't sued for that, but I guess most students didn't know about that.

    • @Lightning_Lance
      @Lightning_Lance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Deep pockets I'm sure.

    • @zeroyuki92
      @zeroyuki92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just rejecting people from entering your place is not illegal

    • @rubbers3
      @rubbers3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      @zeroyuki922 - did you watch the video? Griffin entered all MIT students into their database. A database of criminals and cheaters.
      Imagine that 80 people from your city/town stole a car, so an arbitrary organisation gathers data on all other citizens of the city and lists them as potential car thieves. Nice, isn't it?

    • @pokepress
      @pokepress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      It would really stink if a group of students who didn’t know about the situation planned an unrelated trip to Vegas only to be tossed out.

    • @pokepress
      @pokepress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Also, if this was in the 90’s, odds are they got the info from a printed campus directory of some sort, meaning the names and addresses of thousands of students probably had to be entered by hand each year.

  • @iamlarsen7896
    @iamlarsen7896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    1:25
    About 150 years of age, 7’9”, stocky build, noticable plane obsession

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consecteteur adipiscing elit, sed do elusmod...

    • @Napert
      @Napert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Llama Momma that's example text in latin

    • @thatthomasguy1319
      @thatthomasguy1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Napert "Lorem Ipsum" isn't Latin.

    • @Napert
      @Napert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatthomasguy1319 en.wikipedia.com/wiki/Lorem_Ipsum

    • @thatthomasguy1319
      @thatthomasguy1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@StarlightLumi@napert360ggTGpl like I said, it's not Latin. I know what Lorem Ipsum is lol.

  • @sebastianflynn1746
    @sebastianflynn1746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    $25,000 made them bankrupt? christ, they needed to charge more.

    • @benjaminsloniker3423
      @benjaminsloniker3423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Came here to say this.

    • @tmanepic
      @tmanepic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      $25K plus legal fees perhaps?

    • @sebastianflynn1746
      @sebastianflynn1746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Do these people not have insurance?

    • @clee8768
      @clee8768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Or perhaps their reputation took such a hard hit they lost basically all of their customers.

    • @sebastianflynn1746
      @sebastianflynn1746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      these people save casinos 100's of millions $25,000 is nothing in this industry.

  • @bonarchy297
    @bonarchy297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

  • @Toasty_-jx6zk
    @Toasty_-jx6zk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    That’s honestly stupid. Casinos are banning people just because they are using math. Card counting shouldn’t be banned.

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Their business. They can do what they want.

    • @karmesancheese
      @karmesancheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Valyssi It seems to me that they have a vested interest in NOT ruining that industry given that, ya know, they are the industry

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, they cans till do what they want to a certain extent.

    • @willisbronze9984
      @willisbronze9984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jesse Ward Well but to be listed in the “criminal” list that makes you ban from literally 80% of Las Vegas then i’d sue them tbh

    • @jamesayewale5695
      @jamesayewale5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@willisbronze9984 You can't sue them for that.

  • @JWinterhaven
    @JWinterhaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    i know its business but counting cards should be part of the deal. its like banning football teams for studying the enemy teams weakness and abuse them. its part of the game to any advantage you can without breaking the rules of the game itself.

    • @tgags123HD
      @tgags123HD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For that reason, card counting (as long as no outside people or technology are used) is not cheating. Some casinos may escort you out anyway, but it is not illegal to count cards if you only use your brain to do it. Edit: Just realized that he mentioned exactly what I said in the video lol.

    • @letsflipp
      @letsflipp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The issue is, that the casinos don't want a fair game like a football team might. They just want your money. The house always wins, and if you try to change than, they kick you out.

  • @Trolligarch
    @Trolligarch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    1:39 "[...] with Kevin Spacey who's clearly a good actor since he convincingly played a law abiding, moral citizen"
    I died.

    • @Swoost
      @Swoost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thing is, thats exactly what he wasnt in that movie

    • @alentadic7330
      @alentadic7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh its you

    • @jonatanrullman
      @jonatanrullman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit fam, hope you got better.

  • @CaseNumber00
    @CaseNumber00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    It seems like the Griffith Book is more of a database of people who have a potential risk of repeatably lose the Casinos money rather than a book of cheaters.

    • @th0rn3
      @th0rn3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to casinos, that’s the same thing

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Card counting's just playing well, Casinos just like to pretend it's cheating because they don't like players winning.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i dont understand why they dont just have completely random cards... if they are so concerned with people counting them

    • @hockey215r
      @hockey215r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Graymenn I'm guessing you don't know how counting cards works.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anhure I understand how it works.... and if they have random cards... then it would not work because it relies on a fixed number of certain cards....

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Graymenn At that point you're playing a different game. And if you're doing that and not telling the players, THAT is cheating.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MuchWhitteringdon't they use multiple decks? I would assume the more decks you use, the harder it is to count... wouldn't it just be a natural extension of that?

  • @jatinsuri1746
    @jatinsuri1746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    My math teacher in my school was part of the original MIT counting cards team. He’s SUPER chill and really nice. He has a doctorate. Just wanted to add that

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Casinos have the only games where being good is considered “cheating”

    • @speedlapseCS2
      @speedlapseCS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Le Derp still true

    • @spideraba769
      @spideraba769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, any game played with a young child...

    • @felixnyaa9961
      @felixnyaa9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      any competitive game*

    • @jonatanrullman
      @jonatanrullman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except for the IRS, obviously.

  • @nightwing88383
    @nightwing88383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I would love to get banned from all the casinos because I am too smart.
    It's good for bragging rights

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im sure most people on that list would prefer not being banned. Lmao

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Hey, if you can use your brain cells, you're banned from Vegas soz"

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Part of the game is concealing what you are doing.

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Casino Owners: people losing all their money, getting STDs, or getting murdered: I sleep
    People winning games through their own intelligence instead of luck: REAL SHIT

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah cause they're cheating because they not telling the other players.

    • @tonyshen8543
      @tonyshen8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darealist690 or other people are just too stupid to learn

    • @darealist690
      @darealist690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonyshen8543 not really but ok 🙂

  • @Skelly57
    @Skelly57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    there better be a plane in this video

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      :thonk: 1:24 noticable plane obsession

    • @GustafMedF
      @GustafMedF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How about a toyota carola?

    • @nv_johan8711
      @nv_johan8711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *T H O N K*

    • @untrust2033
      @untrust2033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1:24 plane obbsession in desc

    • @Zuignap
      @Zuignap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why?

  • @FutureNow
    @FutureNow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    Griffin Investigations should rebrand as CheatGeek.

    • @mohammedhamdyelhadary8451
      @mohammedhamdyelhadary8451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marketing mind

    • @FutureNow
      @FutureNow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Now that I think about it CheatSeek is much better.

    • @jojo-pd4ii
      @jojo-pd4ii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ticket resellers are a big cheat tbh

    • @skyori
      @skyori 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahah you were at 666 likes and I made it 667

    • @alexsparkman7962
      @alexsparkman7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      759

  • @nnamdi8775
    @nnamdi8775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    The Secretive Book That Lists All Justin Y. Comments on TH-cam

    • @rocketsrequiem
      @rocketsrequiem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You watch anime

    • @walpol3
      @walpol3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Mayonnaise Musician hmm... how many libraries does it take up?

    • @bravetamedhamster7917
      @bravetamedhamster7917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If you arrange them alphabetically by the first word in each comment, you'd have a thousand pages on J.

    • @ijulesy
      @ijulesy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I managed to block that guy, thank god.

  • @Ra1d_danois
    @Ra1d_danois 6 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Gross-jean? no! it's Gro-shaun.

    • @felixthefox100
      @felixthefox100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      To be fair, groshaun had gross jeans

    • @shafwandito4724
      @shafwandito4724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Grosjean, aka "The Person Who Blame Someone That Hit His Car Who Didn't Even Close With Him"

    • @TheEventForumZ
      @TheEventForumZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@shafwandito4724 What a mental guy!

    • @maibastiaens6263
      @maibastiaens6263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Shafwan Dito Ericssons Fault!!

    • @jay18394
      @jay18394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Mate what was that?" "SHUT UP!"

  • @Raprada
    @Raprada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Gross-jean? Wow even Ericsson crashed into your spelling capabilities

    • @snaaail
      @snaaail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Romain crashed straight into my mind when I heard him say that

    • @Ojas5
      @Ojas5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I knew I'd find someone in here.
      PS - Its Radillion, actually

    • @lennardkloock
      @lennardkloock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Ojas5 never thought I'd find that sentence in a hai video

    • @Raprada
      @Raprada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, just no.

    • @iFuzion77
      @iFuzion77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice comment :)

  • @LordOceanus
    @LordOceanus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My dad got banned from the tables once because he won $10000 in less than ten minutes. he was in college and drunk as hell and they were so confused that they made him cash out and left him in the high rollers bar for three hours while they tried to figure out how he had cheated... He didn't, he just got drunk luck.

  • @jezx22
    @jezx22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    1:24 150 years old, 7ft 9 ok then

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      „Noticable plane obsession” lol

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asef Jamil Ajwad easter egg ?

    • @janwarchocki6154
      @janwarchocki6154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asef Jamil Ajwad just checked it one is „sam from Wendover” and other one is showmakers or something like that

    • @anthonyeaton9049
      @anthonyeaton9049 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolute unit.

    • @brendan6066
      @brendan6066 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      version 2 🤔

  • @LordHeadcheez
    @LordHeadcheez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Fun Fact: The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that Atlantic City casinos cannot remove people for card counting. So go nuts!

    • @kolmogorovaxiom1493
      @kolmogorovaxiom1493 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, but they can still set betting limits on individual players that make it impossible to gain an advantage by card counting

  • @TheStackeddeck77
    @TheStackeddeck77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I feel like if the right lawyers and people did it they could probably have a law put in place that wont allow the discrimination based on someones mathematical ability. I mean their buisness model is based on gambling. They after all gamble their money on whether or not someone will lose, just because they arent smart enough to come up with a more complex system doesnt mean people that are smart enough should be handicapped.

    • @bluemountain4181
      @bluemountain4181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Aren't businesses allowed to refuse to serve someone though?

    • @TheStackeddeck77
      @TheStackeddeck77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea im not saying i have a right answer I'm just decent at math and counting cards is very easy so it is a advantage I have being taken away just because they cant figure out ways around it. (Actually they have for counting cards they just add more decks) Casinos are in a special position and I think context is key not all buisness are the same and not all should be treated the same. But I'm not educated enought on the fallout of changing buisness practices to offer any solution

    • @neeneko
      @neeneko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The casino lobby tends to be pretty powerful, they get the rules they want.

    • @MultiWilliam15
      @MultiWilliam15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm studying mathematical statistics and I can confirm that there are actually a lot of Casino-based probability problems, though these people are really highly capable in math because that involves a lot of calculus.

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Many Casinos could potentially get into a lot of trouble if people started to take action against all the unfair or especially the immoral things many casinos do.

  • @foopington
    @foopington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    title shoulda been “why all mit students got banned from casinos”

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:15 they’re just sliding through their Mac desktops.

  • @thebbtje
    @thebbtje 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After you said: "their site hasn't been updated since the early 2000's". I thought you were gonna say, "They should rebuild it with squarespace! 10% off today!" XD

  • @JadeyCatgirl99
    @JadeyCatgirl99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    :12 "a haven for construction workers on the Hoover Dam"
    "When I got this assignment, I thought there'd be more gambling."

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That’s why you always play poker.
    You can advantage play without the house getting mad

    • @AbiGail-ok7fc
      @AbiGail-ok7fc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poker is a magical game. Everyone I meet who says they play poker also says they make a profit from it. Noone seems to pay more than they gain.

    • @altonb.1396
      @altonb.1396 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cold Snap I like the way you think;)

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The chumps are The ones WHO lose

  • @averynelson1186
    @averynelson1186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    What 9th Season? There is no 9th season. The last season is season 8.
    There is no 9th season. No.

    • @nightavenger375
      @nightavenger375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s the joke.

    • @nightavenger375
      @nightavenger375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *r / w o o o o s h*

    • @altrogeruvah
      @altrogeruvah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What 9th season? Such thing does not exist. That poster was just a pitch for a potentially terrible reboot that, again, never happened.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you fucking high, altrogeruvah?

    • @lauridscm1
      @lauridscm1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paxhumana2015 r u ok

  • @momoontour2736
    @momoontour2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    3:25 did you just say wig snatched?😂😂

    • @TheGreatWOWplayer
      @TheGreatWOWplayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      finally someone noticed it :😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @salmonminer
      @salmonminer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Momo on Tour www

    • @BrianYYH
      @BrianYYH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @LouieSantosKP
      @LouieSantosKP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came to the comments for this 😂

    • @theguy0000
      @theguy0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was in a casino one time and I was asked by casino staff to show my ID randomly as I was walking around, supposedly it was to see if I was old enough to be there, but with the weird way the staff held my ID, I think they were checking it with the “eye in the sky” to make sure I wasn’t in the Griffin Book or something

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do that a lot. If they are thinking about banning you permanently, they want to get a picture of your ID so they can use it against you if you ever return.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sexygeek8996 The funny thing is, I don’t know what they could have banned me on. I played a couple of their movie tie in slot machines, ate at their food court, then waited on my family to finish gambling.
      So maybe me not gambling “enough” seemed suspicious?

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abdega A common accusation is that it looks like you are searching for credits on the machines, which they treat as the ultimate evil. Sometimes somebody working in the casino has a grudge against you or they are acting on some kind of prejudice. They may cover it up by with the aforementioned accusation of looking for credits. It is also possible that they really did think you could be under 21. They are strict about that because they can get fined if they allow someone under 21 to play.

  • @s.j.c.
    @s.j.c. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Imagine a business where people hand you money and in return you hand them... nothing." -Ricky Tan, Rush Hour 2

  • @narata1541
    @narata1541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When you said "brilliant" at 3:12, I thought that was your segue to a Brilliant ad. :-D

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like these days, so what if Vegas casinos blackball you... there's Reno casinos, there's Atlantic City casinos, there's tons of tribal casinos, there's Canadian casinos... it can't be hard to find a place that hasn't blackballed you if you aren't limited to one greater city area.

  • @neomashego
    @neomashego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Damn that Kevin Spacey shade.🤣

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better call him a great actor, an advantage player but try not to commit libel.

    • @3brendan933
      @3brendan933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mega gay

  • @thefozzybear
    @thefozzybear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got booted out of MGM for winning $10K at black jack. Then my buddy took over for me and they recognized him as the famous green frog.

  • @pranav4937
    @pranav4937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Justin Y commented literally 8 minutes after the video released 🤯
    I swear he is all over youtube

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The way he works is he has hundreds and hundreds of channels on notification. The _instant_ a video goes up, he goes over and posts a generic, meaningless comment without bothering watch the video, usually based on nothing except the video's title. Then he uses a bot to give himself a handful of votes to make sure the algorithm moves his comment to the top. After that he just waits for the idiot teenyboppers and mouth-breathing subnormals to throw thumbs at him and push actual, legitimate comments down into oblivion. He is everything which is wrong with social media in general and TH-cam in particular.

    • @nekotamo5154
      @nekotamo5154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't really notice him. But I am annoyed by Master Therion and his stupid puns.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was banned from the SciShow channels for complaining about Master Therion. Big channels which rely on money from large numbers of idiot subscribers love people like Master Therion and Justin Y. and New Message because they attract lots of very stupid people and encourage participation from them. It turns the comments into the most cancerous sort of imbecilic chit-chat imaginable, but it aids the all-important "audience engagement" metric in TH-cam's algorithm.
      This means channels who hold their users in complete contempt as worthless morons, like SciShow, actively encourage parasites like Master Therion by banning anyone who makes too big a fuss about them.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Unknown Enemy Malignant narcissism.
      And it's surprisingly easy to game the system. You'll never find a Justin Y. comment with no votes because the first thing he does is use his bots to give himself a handful of thumbs. Once that happens, because he's one of the very first (if not the absolute first) commenters, the algorithm decides his comment is high-quality because of its popularity and moves it to the top, showing it first to every person who reads the comments, which means he starts collecting even more up-thumbs. He only needs a few thumbs at the very beginning to get the ball rolling.

    • @toucan516
      @toucan516 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoJusticeNoPeace
      I think he's doing that as a publicity stunt to gain subscribers

  • @badtriceratops1867
    @badtriceratops1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here in sin city, we have a museum and there is a cabinet with artifacts related to cheating and how they were used, such as a “frankenstein bill” made with a hundred dollar bill and a one dollar bill. The edges of the 100 and 1 are cut off and the 100 edges are put on the center of the 1

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait THAT'S what card counting is. That's just using strategy! I've played a few home games of poker and blackjack, and although I wasn't that good at it, I tried my best to remember what cards have already been played and what were currently out. I thought that was how good card players won!

  • @GungerMonkey
    @GungerMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine seeing somebody’s fake name but it’s Napoleon Bonerfart

  • @Mr2BonClay
    @Mr2BonClay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:27 “About 150 years of age”

    • @Mr2BonClay
      @Mr2BonClay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Noticable plane obsession” lmao

  • @lizhuver597
    @lizhuver597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For some reason I thought it was going to be a book of people who came to Vegas and cheated on their significant other with prositutes. This makes so much more sense.

  • @JDavis-xi3nl
    @JDavis-xi3nl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Slot Machines. Roulette Tables. Cards. Sports. Long ago, the four gambling nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Card Nation attacked.

  • @patrickreynolds6270
    @patrickreynolds6270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Banned all MIT students from Vegas? I feel like that is basically discrimination and a lawsuit. But I guess not.

  • @patm934
    @patm934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And *WIGS* snatched.🤣

  • @ZerglingPack
    @ZerglingPack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a casino surveillance agent, I will say right now that no casino I have worked at bans players for card counting. Your face and name(if we have it) are entered into multiple databases and your photo is sent out to notify other casinos that you are active in Las Vegas. Card counting is NOT illegal and we know that, but also know that we have the right to refuse service. Casinos are a business after all so they are there to make money for THEMSELVES. Card bending, marking, peeking, ext. are a whole other story.
    Casinos don't have to cheat to win your money. All the games are already set to make the house win. But I won't defend slot machines they 100% need better regulations.

  • @crls5793
    @crls5793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dootha
    What's dootha?
    DOOTHA ARTILLERY ONLY CHALLENGE

  • @mgutierrez2351
    @mgutierrez2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kids, this is why we need you to continue gaming to destroy this stupid and annoying casino industry

  • @alifizharulhaq3370
    @alifizharulhaq3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine if the Griffins made a door making company, maybe it would've been named *Griffindoor* or something idk

  • @Nicolasito.69
    @Nicolasito.69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The biggest crime in las Vegas is the ticket prices
    Las Vegas shooting: *cries in gunshots*

  • @areez3433
    @areez3433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:25 "Noticeable plane obsession" 😂

  • @sambathehusqueen9909
    @sambathehusqueen9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    must be just for gambling, cuz theres not enough paper in the world for a book of all adulterers in vegas

  • @brendan6066
    @brendan6066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait a sec at 1:28 it says your name and your 2 channels and it said plus 2 others, one is your personal channel, but what’s the other?
    What are you planning?

  • @obliviox
    @obliviox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hate casinos and now i know who griffin is hate them too. They already take 99.9% of gamblers money and on top of that want to stop the 0.01% of people actually winning.

  • @wynnarellano4503
    @wynnarellano4503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The courier who broke the bank

  • @TheAgamidaex
    @TheAgamidaex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:57 "a cardbender, meaning that he has the power to TELEKINETICALLY influence cards" :D

  • @richmcgee434
    @richmcgee434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:57 "...also a cardbender, meaning that he has the power to telekinetically influence cards. Hailing from the Card Nation..." Cute.

  • @thelongestnameinthecomment9677
    @thelongestnameinthecomment9677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone who watches family guy is probably thinking that these investigators are probably not great

  • @thelawenforcerhd9654
    @thelawenforcerhd9654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    LOL James Grosjean. He didn't need to cheat the house. He's a fucking dwarf. He's literally 4'11. Almost impossible for a dealer not to expose the card when the guy is eye-level with the table.

  • @gabelost7357
    @gabelost7357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best advice I have ever been given:
    1. Have a budget
    2. Leave the moment you strike it big

    • @turdle837
      @turdle837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heres a much better advice: Dont gamble and invest your money in a way where you have guaranteed profit.

  • @larryteo1253
    @larryteo1253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Do artillery only challenge

  • @squidspecs
    @squidspecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    people can whine about how card counting should be allowed and stuff, but also every dollar those casinos lose to card counters is a dollar taken away from nevada's schools and roads. There is no state income tax (only federal) so it's mostly the casinos tax money that pays for everything here. So yeah, its scummy, but i think in the grand scheme of things, being able to avoid taxing minimum wage workers to pay for schools is okay.

  • @anthonydoria753
    @anthonydoria753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:42 LMAO NO MERCY

  • @nicolasjamo
    @nicolasjamo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Nerds that lose us money", I love it

  • @legendskys8188
    @legendskys8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:24 F1 fans are triggered
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    Groh-jon

  • @mauriciopekelis84
    @mauriciopekelis84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Before today I thought that card counting was extremely complicated but in reality it's just statistics and knowing the odds of going over 21 or falling short

  • @ByztinBadger
    @ByztinBadger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can you do artillery only?

  • @natebly2188
    @natebly2188 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A 1994 issue of "Before & After" magazine traces "Lorem ipsum ..." to a jumbled Latin version of a passage from de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, a treatise on the theory of ethics written by Cicero in 45 B.C. The passage "Lorem ipsum ..." is taken from text that reads, "Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit ...," which translates as, "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."

  • @neoxenoz3262
    @neoxenoz3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a wise casino owner said: "The house always wins"

  • @graymccanse6769
    @graymccanse6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:27 Just take a moment to read the description

  • @nic0gass
    @nic0gass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow I did not expect that sudden jab thrown at Kevin spacey lmaooo

  • @doabarrelroll1
    @doabarrelroll1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The pronunciation of "Gross-Jean" is almost hard to hear. He's probably French which means it would be "Grow-Jawn", like the Formula 1 driver.

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Casinos have strict roles to stop people from cheating, but they're designed to cheat you.

  • @No-kv5hy
    @No-kv5hy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do artillery only

  • @Dom-ck6uk
    @Dom-ck6uk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:44 holy crap, that shade wasn't just shade, that was an entire redwood oak

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Peter Griffin isn’t this smart.

  • @jorjicat6318
    @jorjicat6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:27 the description is hilarious.
    150 years old, 7"9 and a plane obsession haha

  • @AmunRa1
    @AmunRa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only time I got banned from a Casino was in Fallout NV when I gave my character 10 luck.
    ... By the way, it's bullshit how the gambling games in that game read your character's luck stat. I mean, I understand WHY, but it defeats the purpose of blackjack if you have a calculated, predetermined chance of winning or losing.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Wouldn't it be more of a database?

    • @BinninjaSANL
      @BinninjaSANL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe?

    • @rocketsrequiem
      @rocketsrequiem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow you got a life

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe if you WATCHING THE FUCKING VIDEO ya jackass.

    • @oskarthecow8141
      @oskarthecow8141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jayfive276 I hope you realize you got like double whoooosed, 1. This guy is known for commenting on a lot of videos 2. it’s a joke

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Y. Hello I wanna is your day to what do I do

  • @donyt4926
    @donyt4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:26 THEY GOT THAT WEAVE SNATCHED

  • @topsander
    @topsander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wow... this all sounds so illegal... I mean, such a database. How is that ever compliant with privacy law? And having casinos telling each other who they should ban? Sounds like a breach of competition law. And banning people for being good at the game?? Ehm... discrimination maybe... But o well, it's the US I guess...

  • @ldbonq
    @ldbonq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:38 : We're counting cards. We're counting cards. We're counting cards.

  • @anticlimbmax
    @anticlimbmax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The secretive book that lists all the people who reply ‘oof’ to serious messages.

  • @skewedpriorities1857
    @skewedpriorities1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "the ability to telekinetically influence cards"... lol what are they smoking

  • @yocelestia
    @yocelestia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    gros-jean LOL

  • @navigatorofnone
    @navigatorofnone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah, casinos can't stand losing. But it is legal for them to rig their games.
    Money is always the solution to make illegal things, legal.

  • @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659
    @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t gamble but I do cheat on test

  • @ibzahmed03
    @ibzahmed03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FINALLY a proper sponsor which is worth looking into

  • @herbalgiles9468
    @herbalgiles9468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hello

  • @olivertan8
    @olivertan8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:57
    Read the description

  • @thornicus
    @thornicus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ave! True to Caesar!

  • @lordwizrak1905
    @lordwizrak1905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some say that the inexperienced card dealer was called Ericsson. Marcus Ericsson.

  • @neelparmar6690
    @neelparmar6690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The way you said Grosjean tells me you have never watched F1. As a hint to the correct pronunciation, it's French

  • @TheCerealkiller148
    @TheCerealkiller148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *DAMAZ KRON INTENSIFIES*

  • @EappleSandbox
    @EappleSandbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Accidentally became early

  • @Hawkolate
    @Hawkolate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The casinos are in paradise outside of vegas

  • @pegeonpera
    @pegeonpera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I found this video _Half as Interesting_ compared to other videos of this channel
    (Maybe because there was no humour)

    • @campeao36
      @campeao36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you talking about? There were plenty of jokes in the video?

  • @samfederman7469
    @samfederman7469 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the last person I’d expect to sponsor seatgeek, but now I get another code!

  • @smashbrother8696
    @smashbrother8696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Card counting doesn’t sound like cheating, just playing strategically. Seems a tad unfair to ban them for being good at the game

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is not cheating. Banning card counters is unfair, but not illegal. Similar situations can occur with people who eat a lot at buffets or win often at carnival games or trivia contests.

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's even this gambler named J. D'arby who gambles peoples with their souls.