How a Manhole Cover Became the Fastest Manmade Object Ever

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5354

    Hey class. I started a podcast so I can fit in in Denver/Brooklyn/San Francisco. It's about really remote places and why and how people actually live in really remote places. The whole first season is about Pitcairn--this tiny island of 50 people in the South Pacific which is technically part of the UK. It's at least 3/4 as interesting. Listen to it at ExtremitiesPodcast.com or on all major podcasting apps... or else.

    • @RibbittIII
      @RibbittIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Half as Interesting, did you forget about Voyager 1?

    • @firefish111
      @firefish111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love your podcast BTW.

    • @SuperExtremeTNT
      @SuperExtremeTNT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The first object to orbit earth was sputnik, not first in space. That goes to the germans in WWII with there V2 rocket

    • @Ypsorh42
      @Ypsorh42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just a detail that bother me you wrote km/h ap kph whitch mean absolutely nothing. If you could write it properly from now on it will be great. Cordially, a metric system's user.

    • @bean_TM
      @bean_TM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Travelling at 34mps?? That can cook a chicken

  • @M00nDanCR
    @M00nDanCR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24526

    I find it hilarious that it is actually possible that a manhole cover left the solar system before Voyager did.

    • @Ian-Studios
      @Ian-Studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +888

      Indeed it is
      I wonder if something will find it someday 🤔

    • @arcaipekyun4232
      @arcaipekyun4232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

      Angel probably not, considering the direction it went, if they made the test during the day, it would go towards the sun, suns gravity may have (probably did) changed its direction or maybe it crashed to the sun. Also the atmospheric drag of earth probably slowed it down so much that it couldnt reach escape velocity. But what you said still has a chance.

    • @-Burb
      @-Burb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      Angel
      Nah, not out of the solar system. It was only going 6x Earths escape velocity, it would follow the earths orbit path around the sun pretty closely, most likely.

    • @-Burb
      @-Burb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Arca İpekyün
      It could possibly go toward the sun, but it wouldn’t hit it. The earth is going so fast around the sun that the manhole cover would probably just end up going in an slightly smaller elliptical path around the sun. To actually hit the sun, you need to basically stop all of your velocity around it, and then fall straight into it.

    • @matthewspence7476
      @matthewspence7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      6x earth’s escape velocity
      not 6x sun’s escape velocity

  • @blackturbine
    @blackturbine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20401

    Humans: how did you find us!?
    Alien: *angrily returning manhole cover and pointing to damage on his ship*

    • @DarknessXER
      @DarknessXER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      Black turbine unless they have energy shields with many layers that would plow right through em like a knife through butter

    • @blackturbine
      @blackturbine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

      @@DarknessXER nope they will probably just whoosh right over it like this joke

    • @DianaLlovitmacam08
      @DianaLlovitmacam08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @Black turbine Well played mate.

    • @flurry2694
      @flurry2694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Thats why you need insurance

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@flurry2694 The alien corporation will just chock it up to "an act of god"

  • @ArcaneFuror
    @ArcaneFuror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2675

    imagine a space war being started because a random manhole cover smacked into an alien spaceship. now that would be a movie plot.

    • @BasedChad1
      @BasedChad1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Arcane Furor
      Funny, I was just discussing that possibility.

    • @why9541
      @why9541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm on it lol

    • @jclondonl6332
      @jclondonl6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Make this happen call Micheal Bay

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even if it did get out of the atmosphere, and retained escape speed, which it almost certainly didn't since atmospheric drag at mach 150 is a bitch, it would have been heated to a ball of molten iron at least, possibly a puff of gas, which would condense into a random blob of metal. The aliens wouldn't even identify it as an artificially made object as it would be a randomly shaped wad of iron, and there are a lot of randomly shaped wads of iron out there.

    • @BasedChad1
      @BasedChad1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@medexamtoolscom
      So no space war?

  • @warman1944
    @warman1944 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    What if aliens found it and took it to be some sort of important relic? Imagine they trace it back to it's launch site, land on earth, and ask "Where can we find the Holy City of Neenah, Wisconsin?"

    • @qfmarsh64
      @qfmarsh64 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Underrated comment.

    • @Pinkmanbutawesome
      @Pinkmanbutawesome 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It would probably launch straight through their planet into the core because due to things not slowing down in zero gravity the manhole cover is still probably going mach fuck

    • @johnwray393
      @johnwray393 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​​@@PinkmanbutawesomeI take it you also saw the "mach fuck" meme about this topic the other day as well. Lol

    • @christophermorales1509
      @christophermorales1509 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ah, the legend of TMNT, plus that rat.

    • @andrewbeaudoin6799
      @andrewbeaudoin6799 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@johnwray393that meme is what brought me here haha

  • @hdog9046
    @hdog9046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5589

    Imagine if aliens found the manhole cover floating out there, emitting radiation, instead of one of the voyager probes.

    • @TheTWEEK95
      @TheTWEEK95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      lol this made me laugh!

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Now that you said, It acctually is more likely that the manhole is find than the voyager, because of the radiation.

    • @ancaplanaoriginal5303
      @ancaplanaoriginal5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@dinamosflams voyager probes use plutonium radioisotope thermoelectric generators too

    • @seanshuping
      @seanshuping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha, I was thinking exactly this 😆

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hendricks M. *Some alien that has seen Chernobyl somehow:* "3.6 Röntgen not great but not terrible."

  • @kevinshen9391
    @kevinshen9391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17773

    So the manhole cover was basically a nuclear cannon.

    • @thunderbolt9722
      @thunderbolt9722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Yes

    • @0000-z4z
      @0000-z4z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      *bullet

    • @CoffeeOnRails
      @CoffeeOnRails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      0000000 0000000 ** projectile

    • @Achiles5th
      @Achiles5th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +833

      Some aliens are gonna find a manhole cover that's covered in radiation in the middle of Bumf$%k nowehere space and they will be so confused.

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Monark Roy they could find a satellite and still be confused. It's not like finding human creations is an expected event that happens in space... is it?

  • @trashstorage1468
    @trashstorage1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3673

    Engineers: We put our blood, sweat, and tears, as well as our life experience into making this super fast plane.
    usa: bro watch what happens when we nuke the shit out of a metal disk

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lmao

    • @andrewdoesyt7787
      @andrewdoesyt7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Planes aren’t even the fastest thing behind the manhole.

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Imagine if the metal disk struck a plane on its way up and just continued going

    • @aidane011
      @aidane011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@potato1341 Terrorist attacks.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Of course America is the one place where they literally make a Nuclear Gun out of their own land.

  • @arachnidigits8824
    @arachnidigits8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Imagine what number of Gs the manhole cover would have experienced, having been accelerated to a speed of 66km/s almost instantaneously. Assuming that it was accelerated to its maximum velocity in only a millisecond, it would have endured a force of 6,720,771 G (6.7 million G). At this rate of acceleration, the 900 kg manhole would have weighed around 6,048,693,900 kg (6 million tons) during acceleration.

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Wow that's almost as heavy as your mom

    • @entechgt
      @entechgt ปีที่แล้ว +148

      ​@@maxscott3349 bro was 4 months late and still went for it 😂😂😂😂

    • @colesmith7509
      @colesmith7509 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And the fact that it was likely accelerated in a time far shorter than a full millisecond is just… insane

    • @dom-se6eb
      @dom-se6eb ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So I did some very basic calculations on what the speed of the man whole might have been knowing that the energy produced my the fat man bomb was about 15 kilotons of tnt convert that to lbft of energy and then calculate the weight of the manhole cover and convert that into grains and then put that into a muzzle velocity calculator and it said it was going about 129000 mph but that all depends on how strong the bomb was could have been bigger or smaller than the fatman

    • @TheAsdffaaa
      @TheAsdffaaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aka Gentle Push

  • @ferny9347
    @ferny9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4854

    Imagine in like 100 years, humans are in the first interstellar space travel mission and then they just get hit by a middle disc from the 1950s.

    • @Etelvinicius
      @Etelvinicius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      First time I've seen someone misspell metal as middle. Wow.

    • @robertbalazslorincz8218
      @robertbalazslorincz8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If we believe that our galaxy can't make things orbit around it, then no way can that happen

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@Etelvinicius I have seen someone misspell "his" as "hease". *Everything is possible.*

    • @ducksongfans
      @ducksongfans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Etelvinicius i misspelled normal as bornak

    • @nxyuu
      @nxyuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ducksongfans That's not normal...

  • @MachoMan_Vert
    @MachoMan_Vert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3078

    NASA: "You're burning."
    Manhole Cover: "I ain't got time to burn"

    • @abhishek8987
      @abhishek8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha😂😂

    • @drater6027
      @drater6027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ain’t nobody got time for dat

    • @ftl9849
      @ftl9849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@drater6027 holy shit this is cringe on so many levels

    • @drater6027
      @drater6027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rose Easton that’s the point lol

    • @ftl9849
      @ftl9849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jacob Bennett pee pee poo poo

  • @akeiai
    @akeiai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    When you look at earth patch notes:
    - Fixed Manhole cover instantaneously dissapearing

    • @luukvanoijen7082
      @luukvanoijen7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dont wanna be that guy but "disappearing"

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      -Fixed Manhole cover glitching out at high velocities and dissapering

    • @luukvanoijen7082
      @luukvanoijen7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@anduro7448 no thats... Thats worse. How did you spell it wrong after i already spelled it out correctly?!

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@luukvanoijen7082 DIsapreing

    • @luukvanoijen7082
      @luukvanoijen7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anduro7448 okay

  • @Chrissmth
    @Chrissmth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I find it hilarious that our top engineers, scientist, and military experts thought it would be able to contain the explosion of a nuclear bomb explosion

    • @danielloewen2857
      @danielloewen2857 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I don't think that they did, they just wanted to see what would happen. After all, they did have a camera on the surface

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      They thought the concrete plug would contain the blast, not the manhole cover. While incorrect, it wasn't an entirely unreasonable assumption. All of the ones after that (of which there have been hundreds) have been so contained.

    • @aba637
      @aba637 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Human is monke after all 😂

  • @Tyiriel
    @Tyiriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    Why make railguns and laser guns when you can just make a "nuclear bomb-powered manhole launcher"?
    NBPML is the future

    • @thecosmickitten4452
      @thecosmickitten4452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      NBPML is the name of my band

    • @zacktrever1878
      @zacktrever1878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thecosmickitten4452 NPML

    • @flurry2694
      @flurry2694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ICBMs? No
      B2-Spirits? No
      Manholes? Yes

    • @Porelorexeus
      @Porelorexeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's called theft Project Orion.

    • @SubiefanWRXsti
      @SubiefanWRXsti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This sounds like a great idea for a fallout mod.

  • @itaybron
    @itaybron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    Imagine some alien spaceship getting a manhole armor piercings round through its hull

    • @allan3908
      @allan3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      This is the exact reason why extraterrestrial life has yet to be found by inferior earthlings... 😏 They ran for cover immediately, once they realized that they were out gunned by the weird blue planet 🌏
      Furthermore, we unwillingly gave them multiple decades of head start... We'll not catch up with them for a good while 😅

    • @Amiaaaaaaaaa
      @Amiaaaaaaaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@allan3908 I mean, they could've used the manhole cover as cover

    • @Lavapurg
      @Lavapurg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      "Report 274 : Humans have started to create weapons that could end up troublesome if used on us, they have tested the weapons a couple of times... They just tested the weapon again but underground this time... HOLY SHIT WHAT IS TH- *gets impaled by thicc iron Boi*"

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf did you say I couldn't understand a thing

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@HandledToaster2 he meant imagine if the manhole cover went through a alien spaceship he just used a lot of fancy words making it confusing.

  • @therossionfan
    @therossionfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    "Hey, I'm a nuclear researcher and this is a nuke in a sewer, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!"

    • @jambi2118
      @jambi2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheRossionFan lmao I wanna see that

    • @rextransformation7418
      @rextransformation7418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @MakSirius
      @MakSirius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ten ten ten den den.... den den den TUM TUM TUM

    • @bowlofsoup9174
      @bowlofsoup9174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now wait a minu- KABLAAAAAAAM

    • @nisms5048
      @nisms5048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would have said and this is Chernobyl Sewer!

  • @nicholaswilliams6475
    @nicholaswilliams6475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    Aliens: "What was the first thing to make it off your planet?"
    Man: "Accidentally? A circular 4inch thick slab of iron."
    Aliens: "Accidentally? The fuck? How do you accidentally make it off your planet?"

    • @samcorbett8783
      @samcorbett8783 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Man then grabs a shot glass, bottle of liquor, and says "couldnt let those commies beat us"

    • @Mart77
      @Mart77 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Man: "i'm sure your planet also had a madman who accidentally put too much gunpowder into his cannon. Well, pretty much that..."

    • @uraniumcranium2613
      @uraniumcranium2613 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Santa, god, aliens and all the other fake stuff: WTF was that. lol.

    • @prodzenn
      @prodzenn ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good ol’ murica science!

    • @SuprSBG
      @SuprSBG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds like a HASO post from Tumblr lol.

  • @pegeonpera
    @pegeonpera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5091

    *Elon* : I launched a car into space
    *US military* : Hold my manhole cover

    • @s_caesar
      @s_caesar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Mass Debater dont spoil his fun st00pid

    • @billyosullivan4514
      @billyosullivan4514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TH-cam comments suck

    • @richardlighthouse5328
      @richardlighthouse5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Mass Debater Your deadness sucks. Like what is dead meme? It has no meaning defined.

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *more like:
      *Soviet Space Program: in 1957*:
      We launching Sputnik-1 into space!
      *US Military*: Hold my manhole cover
      The manhole cover shoots into space at 6x of the escape velocity and no knows where it is

    • @stangryn4402
      @stangryn4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All these jokes are so wrong... if someone was holding our manhole cover we'd know where it is :P My terrible jokes are at least on par with HAI... maybe worse!

  • @Kindlyspace57
    @Kindlyspace57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    World speed record cars: A B C D E F G H I J K
    Manhole: L M N O P

    • @anthonycampos9707
      @anthonycampos9707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Saturn 12 underrated comment

    • @wahidtrynaheghugh260
      @wahidtrynaheghugh260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      When I was a little kid I always said “... H I J K Elmo Pee Q R S...” instead of the correct letters because I thought the alphabet was intentionally written to sound like that.

    • @sabko8091
      @sabko8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *ELEMENOPEE*

    • @cheetahda1o763
      @cheetahda1o763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Introducing a new format I see

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4884

    "did math thing"
    *video shows 1+1=2 *

    • @firefish111
      @firefish111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      dy/dx + dt

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Hey, it's still math

    • @ishaand92
      @ishaand92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Uhh, tHaT pErsOn iS WrOng, ThE aNswEr iS tHrEe. ObViOusLy

    • @duckface81
      @duckface81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Actually, if you add another 1 to 1, it becomes 11

    • @awesomepilot7567
      @awesomepilot7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

  • @dominic.h.3363
    @dominic.h.3363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Already knew about the manhole cover so the most surprising thing I've learned from this video is that there were 1000 FPS cameras in 1957... just wow! How do you even manage to get something on film with that short of an exposure time?!

    • @jcxz983
      @jcxz983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      1/1000s exposure time is something even good consumer grade analog cameras could do. Apart from that: the brighter the light, the shorter the exposure time. And I'd say they had the bright light thing covered here.

    • @dominic.h.3363
      @dominic.h.3363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@jcxz983 Good try but you don't have much of a point. 65 years ago 1/1000s is nothing "even good consumer grade analog cameras could do", and you entirely forget that the higher the light intensity, the easier it can ruin the entire film because the dynamic range of film is crap, so unless you use a lot of different cameras and composit them together, you point your "average consumer grade analog camera" at the flash of a nuke, and you have a ruined film.

    • @dominic.h.3363
      @dominic.h.3363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dmitripogosian5084 There's the physical shutter speed of the camera, which is entirely not the issue, and then there is the film material, which is.
      You can't expose your regular run-of-the-mill 400 ISO Kodak to a 1/1000s shutter and expect it to make a picture.

    • @glywnniswells9480
      @glywnniswells9480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bright lighting was from the nuke

    • @piotrkawiak9842
      @piotrkawiak9842 ปีที่แล้ว

      High speed cameras were invented in 50 literally for the purpose of recording explosions...

  • @NathanRGraff
    @NathanRGraff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3941

    Are we going to talk about how they only estimated the MINIMUM possible speed it was going?

    • @geraskatinas1846
      @geraskatinas1846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      well its because there was not enough frames.

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@geraskatinas1846 until we do it again to prove that the us Sent the first thing into space

    • @geraskatinas1846
      @geraskatinas1846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wolfsden6479 why does that matter

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@geraskatinas1846 if you have to ask you don't get it

    • @geraskatinas1846
      @geraskatinas1846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wolfsden6479 you didnt explain??

  • @tylerwest4756
    @tylerwest4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Aliens haven’t made it to earth yet because their ship was totaled by a flying manhole cover in space

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Id like to believe a manhole cover has delayed an alien invasion simply because a manhole cover travelling at extreme speeds blew up a mothership.

    • @brodriguez11000
      @brodriguez11000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      One small victory for Earth's Space Force.

    • @kaiselherzt
      @kaiselherzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Because they fear the earth's manhole cover,thinking that it's a superweapon that could pierce a mothership in seconds

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they gonna be furious when they arrive

    • @addust
      @addust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@engine4628 IF nuclear tests underground with big sewer doorsTM on top don't destroy every big ship they have and all the small ships get sniped

  • @nitram.9621
    @nitram.9621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    Year 2550; A manhole crashes onto unknown land, right into an alien school, leading to the first galactic war in our galaxy.

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oomf

    • @EpicGamer-eh6rm
      @EpicGamer-eh6rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That manhole doesn't dismiss you, I do.

    • @OwnedBucketTheBucketMan
      @OwnedBucketTheBucketMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sounds familiar... Is this reminiscent of the Chinese rocket booster that almost fell on a school?

    • @nitram.9621
      @nitram.9621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OwnedBucketTheBucketMan No absolutely not, I wasn't even avare of this story, i don't intend to introduce political quarrels in my youtube comments.

  • @Josie238
    @Josie238 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    An interesting thing to have calculated and put in the video is a rough idea of how far away the manhole cover would be today if nothing stopped it’s momentum

    • @jacksongerling7900
      @jacksongerling7900 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Approximately 72 billion miles

    • @psychotikpaisano
      @psychotikpaisano ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jacksongerling7900 so then it would be the furthest man made object ever?

    • @ravensquote7206
      @ravensquote7206 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Considering it was the first thing shot in to space and did so at all the velocity a nuclear bomb could put it to I kinda thought that was agiven... but yes, assuming it hasn't encountered the sun yet.

    • @jeremycmsmith
      @jeremycmsmith ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ravensquote726 You clearly haven't played Kerbal Space Program lmao

    • @RonaldMcDonald-nf9jj
      @RonaldMcDonald-nf9jj 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ravensquote7206 if its known where the test was done, and at what time, you could probably do the math to figure out what direction it went in

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    *New Horizons: "We launched a rocket at a velocity of 36,000mph."*
    *Nuclear Bomb Researchers: "...hold our Man-hole cover. Well, on second thought, you probably shouldn't."*

    • @axlelijah2327
      @axlelijah2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well cause rockets are heavy as fuck and a manhole is like not even 10 kilos lmao ofc it'll be faster

    • @arkanon8661
      @arkanon8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *New Horizons again: "How come?"*
      *Nuclear Bomb Researchers, again: "Uhh, no reason..."*

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@axlelijah2327 4 INCH (10.16 cm) thick.
      Assuming steel's density to be 8000 kg/m^3, pi to be 22/7 and the manhole cover to be 1 meter across:
      (22/7)*(1/2)²*(0.1016)*8000~638.63 kg

    • @chosela2488
      @chosela2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      replicate the experience and put a camera and a test dummy on it (that sound like a episode of mythbuster)

    • @joshuagaming4149
      @joshuagaming4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reinatr4848 r/theydidthemath

  • @aidankilleen5889
    @aidankilleen5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    *NNNNYYYYOOOOM*
    (Humans, some day in the future): WTF WAS THAT A MANHOLE COVER?

    • @mclarenmp4-12c8
      @mclarenmp4-12c8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      imagine if you were standing on the manhole cover

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@mclarenmp4-12c8 Probably get turned into a scattering of limbs, organs and red human juice.

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TrashDeviant mmmm red human juice

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@gmodiscool14 Yeah, it is one of the better tasting human juices. Not a fan of the yellow or white juices. Green human juice just smells weird. And the purple one doesn't even come from humans.

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cow juice keep the cereal up guys!

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    Elon musk: alright I’ve landed on Mars.
    Ground control: what do you see
    Elon: a man hole cover

    • @micosstar
      @micosstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That child: my plumber.

    • @derfine6513
      @derfine6513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Child that: plumber my

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      A hole that's size of man hole cover
      Going through mars

    • @zepdah7415
      @zepdah7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My that : plumber child

    • @tonycyrex467
      @tonycyrex467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dlihc ym :rebmulp tahT

  • @gabriellynch2764
    @gabriellynch2764 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    One thing to think about is that the manhole cover was probably warped into a teardrop shape from the friction of it moving through our atmosphere that quickly. So no there isnt a manhole cover flying through space, but the warped piece of metal could be.

    • @AKAHimself
      @AKAHimself 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those who have read The Dark Forest... 😱

    • @blackkohi
      @blackkohi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AKAHimself Doesn't end well...

  • @mr.fingerwithasmileyface3584
    @mr.fingerwithasmileyface3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    Meanwhile in another planet:
    "We found this round dish with words in a language we don't understand yet. Its made out of iron and it also emits radiation"

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The manhole cover would not have been exposed to any radioactive material. The vaporized concrete pushed it out of the way before any fallout could be spread.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@dannypipewrench533 I'm fairly certain that if the concrete was indeed turned into a gas by the radiation pressure... then that man hole cover got enough neutron and gamma radiation to keep it in active decay for quite some time...

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@andersjjensen First off, I am going to ask you if you know a lot in this field. I am not saying that you do not, and I am not going to ignore your arguments if you are not an expert. But, I would like to know if you are, because then I can save us both some trouble and not make a ridiculously simple argument with my limited knowledge.
      With that said, and this may be a false assumption, but I have to believe that vaporized concrete would be an incredibly thick gas, and since it is mostly dirt, rock, and sand, would be a decent, but not total, radiation shield.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dannypipewrench533 I am by no means an expert. However, while a 2m concrete plug at the bottom of a, presumably, quite deep well, is obviously going to create a quite dense gas, by atmospheric standards, I don't think it will provide nearly the same radiation protection, once expanded to the available volume, as the concrete plug would in its pre-vaporized form. And 2m of solid concrete is not nearly enough to shield against neutron and gamma radiation from a nuclear detonation, even some distance away. Sure, alpha and beta radiation should get absorbed relatively well. But fast neutrons and gamma rays have pretty potent penetrating powers. Which is why light water reactors, despite operating at (hopefully!) much less peek power than a nuke, use some 15m of water to stop the critters from barbecuing everything in sight.
      I'm not saying the man hole cover would literally be glowing in the dark, but I'm 100% that a Geiger counter would sound like static if held next to it :P

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andersjjensen So, yeah, the neutrons would probably get through just fine. But only they would cause the cover to become radioactive. My question, though, is would the cover emit enough energy to be harmful afterward?
      Side note: I went on a tour of Idaho State University, and got to walk up to their nuclear reactor. It was a 5 Watt reactor, and was low enough heat to not have a cooling system. The fuel blocks were one foot wide disks, and the reactor casing was about a yard wide, filled with water. The disks stacked on each other were about six inches tall.

  • @friendlyatheist387
    @friendlyatheist387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Soviet union: we are the first who sent an object to space
    Murican mainhole cover: i cant hear you over the sound of my velocity

    • @Jack1rules
      @Jack1rules 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Considering it’s traveling faster than the speed of sound it would be more like I can’t hear you I’m traveling faster than sound

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I believe the german "Aggregat 4 or "V2" rocket was the first man made object in space.

  • @auulauul9328
    @auulauul9328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3515

    Just curious: how does nearly instantly being accelerated to six times Earth's escape velocity not turn the manhole cover to a spray of dust?

    • @spacious3544
      @spacious3544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      It probably did turn into dust

    • @The_Hunters_Lodge
      @The_Hunters_Lodge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      m a g i c

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @Aelerity It would vaporize which could be considered really fine dust.

    • @camilleo2817
      @camilleo2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Also, the gaz that pushed it must have been extremely hot

    • @cmw184
      @cmw184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Because its steel baby 💪

  • @weefweef
    @weefweef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This is the most treasured item in an alien museum

  • @TheOrg4n
    @TheOrg4n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    New Sonic movie : "Gotta go fast"
    Manhole cover : "I'm gonna end that hedgehog's whole career"

    • @blixxgfx582
      @blixxgfx582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @The_Hinterland EvEry CoMmEnt Is ThIs ForMAt

    • @parkiel54
      @parkiel54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The_Hinterland tell me about it, also the stupid
      Nobody:
      Then some stupid shit, it’s so damn annoying. And the hotel: trivago comments are also annoying. Basically TH-cam’s comments are running in an loop

    • @tsunderechild2777
      @tsunderechild2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Photon: *laughs in c*

    • @davidkinkade3884
      @davidkinkade3884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonic move at 343 m / s, Manhole cover speed 54000 m/s or 157 x Sonic speed or mark 157 and 0.000179628 C

    • @polygonalfortress
      @polygonalfortress 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parkiel54 my blood gets boiling hot when i see one of those "ima end their career" comments

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    Imagine you're an alien, and You're cruising along in interstellar space with your shields down to conserve power, and suddenly you hear a *_THWAM_* as some piece of space debris was apparently going fast enough to imbed itself in your hull. You go check what it was, and you find a disc covered in alien symbols that was apparently hurtling through space at a good clip.
    There's a slight chance that manhole cover is on an alien's wall.

    • @talkalexis
      @talkalexis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Great storytelling, you should write a book abot that.

    • @twitchyalien3787
      @twitchyalien3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Space ship gets a huge hole than man hole is just like: courck

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Most things in space are moving much faster than that naturally. 6x the escape velocity of earth is not that fast on a cosmic scale.

    • @thekeeperofpromise
      @thekeeperofpromise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Space is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% empty. It's probs still hurtling in space.

    • @user-lh8pk1dn7f
      @user-lh8pk1dn7f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best Comment

  • @readmore5888
    @readmore5888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Who will win?
    - Billions of dollars invested in sending rockets to space
    - One Manholy boi

    • @shinmon9486
      @shinmon9486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds Gay but okay

    • @bri.slaughter5787
      @bri.slaughter5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dead meme

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shinmon9486 not that there's anything wrong with that

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      -Billions of dollars invested in sending rockets to space
      Or
      -Billions of dollars invested in splitting atoms
      🤔

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fakename287 nobody:
      US Government: *LETS DO BOTH*

  • @thestigj-9635
    @thestigj-9635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    by far my new favorite fun fact is that the first object launched into space is unknown, because it may have been a 4" thick manhole cover launched at 125,000 mph by a nuclear bomb test.
    so thank you for that information!

    • @canceled6041
      @canceled6041 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Nazi’s V2 rocket is actually the first thing launched into space.

  • @aleksi6012
    @aleksi6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    Me: "I should go to sleep early"
    Me at 4AM: Watches how a manhole cover became the fastest manmade object ever

    • @maxschorradt6910
      @maxschorradt6910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0:30AM. So it begins...

    • @alikeesports8814
      @alikeesports8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      03:40 AM right now. I have a job application in 6 hours ffs but cant sleep :0

    • @finleyhadlow8626
      @finleyhadlow8626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me rn

    • @elijaho59
      @elijaho59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah Parker Solar Probe is the fastest m8

    • @llDbGll
      @llDbGll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's currently 3:39 and I'm reading a comment about someone who commented this at 4AM, so yeah... Fuck responsibilities.

  • @slypask9185
    @slypask9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    So, we propulsed a manhole cover at 200 000 kph ?
    Go home humanity, you're drunk

    • @plantrulz223
      @plantrulz223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Landon Lomenick why did they even think to put a manhole cover over the whole too, lol. Doesn't make much sense

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the minimum speed we launched it. It's far more likely we launched it at much higher speeds to the point it is the fastest thing we've created.

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Manhole: I'm the fastest thing ever made!
    Helios probe: I'm about to end that *manhole* career.

    • @jansvasta2146
      @jansvasta2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Underestimated comment

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jansvasta2146 Underrated*

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I see what you did here

    • @trabucox
      @trabucox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This should be on top.

    • @User31129
      @User31129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm tired of this comment format but this is funny

  • @ibelieveingaming3562
    @ibelieveingaming3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That rocket car... They deliberately capped it at 763 because 767 is the sound barrier and WHO KNOWS what would happen if you break the sound barrier on wheels!?

  • @_Messerschmitt
    @_Messerschmitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Nuclear bomb: *blows up*
    Manhole: _I am speed_

    • @robertjones7666
      @robertjones7666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Scientists: how fast can a manhole cover go?
      Nuke:yes

    • @theguestofhonour
      @theguestofhonour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kachow

    • @hjy2187418
      @hjy2187418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hammond you idiot

    • @ironiso411
      @ironiso411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CLARKSON

    • @H-Shop
      @H-Shop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What could possibly go wrong with that?

  • @SILENTS1X
    @SILENTS1X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    Manhole cover: I'm the fastest man made thing
    My mom's shoe when I do something wrong: _Hold my flipflop_

    • @boslyporshy6553
      @boslyporshy6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *LA CHANCLA*

    • @Pharry_
      @Pharry_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The fastest manmade object is me when mom orders pizza rolls

    • @Qossyou
      @Qossyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SIXAXIS would’ve been better if you said “I’m boutta end this mans whole career”

    • @unom9515
      @unom9515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brasil stories...

    • @Luke_092
      @Luke_092 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Normie joke.

  • @Y10HK29
    @Y10HK29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Aliens: Lets invade this planet, their space artillery isnt advanced yet....wait, whats that metal thingy coming towards us?

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      the manhole cover just goes through almost all the ships and then the surviving ships pick it up and die from rads

    • @bergsmemes535
      @bergsmemes535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *bonk*

    • @blendyboi5023
      @blendyboi5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats a really low chance

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blendyboi5023 that would be a r/wroosh but hey i'm not the one understanding that he is joking

    • @Abby2tired
      @Abby2tired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The alien a few seconds later "OH SHIT ITS COMING STRAIGHT AT US"
      Edit: spelling

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm guessing it would have very quickly burned up in the atmosphere due to friction, but it's fun to think that somewhere out in space, a tiny puck of frozen iron that used to be a manhole cover might be whizzing away from us into deep space.

  • @snowleopard9463
    @snowleopard9463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    "You encountered a space travel rival!"
    Soviet union: chooses lvl 10 Sputnik!
    America: chooses lvl 1 manhole cover

    • @yeetocheeto8102
      @yeetocheeto8102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Level isn't everything
      It 's about them stats

    • @loasanty9384
      @loasanty9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeetocheeto8102 agreed

    • @alexanderballance2996
      @alexanderballance2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve seen you comment before

    • @tomendruweit9386
      @tomendruweit9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The germans actually brought the thirst thing into space. The V2 flew in a height that is considered space.

    • @mark1v2.08
      @mark1v2.08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeetocheeto8102 *If only the people from another world get this shit.*

  • @okacha_0632
    @okacha_0632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    Soviet Union: *sends Sputnik to space*
    America: *sends Manhole Cover*

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Almost the same thing lol

    • @xopgoat10
      @xopgoat10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Take that commies*

    • @mikoslaww
      @mikoslaww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *manhole hitting sputnik*

    • @3wGaming
      @3wGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      America: *turns earth into gun*

    • @carkid266
      @carkid266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Firs is firs.
      Rekted

  • @Tokitsune-SG555
    @Tokitsune-SG555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5717

    Alien Captain: Sir! Our flag ship's Hull has been badly damaged by some kind of high speed moving projectile coming from the planet "Earth"!
    Alien Warlord: Could it be? The Humans perfected orbital railgun defense?! Their technological advancements might not be as primitive as we thought...
    Alien Captain: Should we continue the invasion?
    Alien Warlord: No, call it off. We might've underestimated the Humans and that might just be a warning shot, who knows what they'll unleash.
    *Meanwhile on Earth*
    Human: Anyone see where that manhole cover flew off to? Hopefully it didn't land on someone's head.

    • @inxendere
      @inxendere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      A Helvetica Standard moment

    • @main8824
      @main8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Underrated comment

    • @talkalexis
      @talkalexis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@main8824 true

    • @addust
      @addust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Human: Oh nice a hostile to gun down.
      *Earth proceeds to become a minigun and the aliens are brutally taken down by a few metal lids.*

    • @tompelle1061
      @tompelle1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

  • @mahkuntizitchy2083
    @mahkuntizitchy2083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Imagine the embarrassment factor, when, from a manned space station, the guys at mission control get a message: "uhh, we've just encountered a hull-breach, appears to be from a man-hole cover!"

    • @nolananderson4782
      @nolananderson4782 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good news, you now have a free manhole cover to patch it up.

    • @mahkuntizitchy2083
      @mahkuntizitchy2083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nolananderson4782 Good idea!👍✌

    • @wildbill6976
      @wildbill6976 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      a half oz piece of debris travelling at 15,000mph will leave a foot wide, 5 inch deep crater in a solid chunk of aluminum...
      now imagine what a 250lb manhole cover travelling at 100,000+mph would do...
      there would be no more space station, just a cloud of dust where it used to be...

    • @fredselvaggio1435
      @fredselvaggio1435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude that shit would almost fucking vaporize the entire station instantly

    • @mahkuntizitchy2083
      @mahkuntizitchy2083 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fredselvaggio1435 Wow, thanks for the comment Fred! That was from 2 years ago, forgot all about it!👍✌

  • @IV_77
    @IV_77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    The fastest thing ever is my ability to make women uncomfortable

    • @evanfaulk2283
      @evanfaulk2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Stay strong King. #SexOffenderShuffle

    • @sauerkruat5472
      @sauerkruat5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @manatster
      @manatster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The profile pic ok

    • @avioid1
      @avioid1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      suicidebywords

    • @IAmValefree
      @IAmValefree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm uncomfortable already.
      You must have a superpower!

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Soviet Union: we were the first country to send a man-made object into space
    USA: hold my manhole

    • @zandovic
      @zandovic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The V2 of Germany would have been the first in 1944 (Google "first object in space").

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "hold my manhole"

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ThomasTurner69, that kind of sounds dirty... 😂

    • @lucasplasma1617
      @lucasplasma1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zandovic It was a sub-orbital flight, the first object in space was Sputnik I

    • @TeleportingBread161
      @TeleportingBread161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      V2 Rocket by Wernher von Braun in 1944 reched 189km high. HaI was wrong

  • @dead-ishchannel6212
    @dead-ishchannel6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Everybody: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    Dr. Brownlee: What is the airspeed velocity of a manhole cover?

    • @bobbob-bg2li
      @bobbob-bg2li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      african or europian IM SORRY I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF

    • @dead-ishchannel6212
      @dead-ishchannel6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobbob-bg2li European, also when it comes to Monty Python jokes you can always help yourself to some quotes

    • @EmilySucksAtGaming
      @EmilySucksAtGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobbob-bg2li How do you know so much about manhole covers?

    • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
      @Cpt_Boony_Hat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      American or Communist?

  • @ADHDeez
    @ADHDeez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    At 125k miles an hour, that manhole cover would have reached space in nearly 2.5 seconds... even if it lost some speed, there's no way it didn't make it to space.

    • @Li-Nuss
      @Li-Nuss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The compression heat was extremely high. Many people, including Dr Brownlee who calculated the speed of the manhole, don't believe it made it to space.

    • @Derpyman2
      @Derpyman2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Li-Nuss people theorize the manhole cover was so fast it had no time to burn

    • @DragonOfTheMortalKombat
      @DragonOfTheMortalKombat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Derpyman2 it could've still broken up though

  • @RandomPerson-jo7cw
    @RandomPerson-jo7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    "First thing in space"
    [Sad V2 noises]

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Kim Thing it did make i to to space, if only briefly so, NAZI GERMANY IS THE WINNER!

    • @hardlydank932
      @hardlydank932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol i commented the same

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah

    • @ludovisuis
      @ludovisuis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nolategame6367 I don't know if Germany did send them to space, but the US captured V2 rockets after the end of the war, and they used them to take the first pictures of Earth from space

    • @TheInnerDINNER
      @TheInnerDINNER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ludovisuis They did, but didn't take pictures. Proof that the victors write the history books

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I like to imagine there's a manhole cover out there just slicing straight through planets at incredible speeds

    • @darrens3
      @darrens3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "look at that wormhole, check out that blackhole, oh s**t here comes a manhole!"

    • @LordJoker88
      @LordJoker88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Plot twist, a suns gravity has sligshot the manhole towards earth

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LordJoker88 if only we were that lucky

    • @RandmAnimal
      @RandmAnimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mach 500^10

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The most powerful weapon in the universe (that doesn't slightly cheat physics (like kurzgesagt's black hole bomb)): an ordinary manhole cover.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Captain America should've used that manhole cover to defeat Thanos

    • @firefish111
      @firefish111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You commented on every video I watched today.
      BTW, I don't get the joke

    • @ridhamh2966
      @ridhamh2966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@firefish111 holy shit man ... about to comment same ...i watched him today two times already lmao

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Just imagine Endgame ending with Thanos getting hit in the face by a manhole cover. Im ded xD

    • @junienet
      @junienet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nova_vista yeah but Sam should've used it.

    • @leovigild_
      @leovigild_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Defeating Thanos with a literal nuke-propelled cannon would have been pretty epic to be honest. I imagine him saying his "I am inevitable" line just before being smacked with a chunk of steel moving faster than the Earth's escape velocity.

  • @joedogmckeel
    @joedogmckeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This actually came up on my live stream a few weeks ago. We have a member of the panel who is retired NASA with astronomy and orbital mechanics degrees. They did the math stuff and we came to two possible outcomes. First it is still in solar system somewhere in the Ort Cloud or burned up in the sun. It all depends on time of "Launch".

    • @remizu2901
      @remizu2901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keep in mind, if they used the speed that was just the minimum speed. It would most likely be travelling faster then calculated

    • @grantwells4491
      @grantwells4491 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends on which way earth was turned during time of day and where it was in its orbit

  • @eggsmiles
    @eggsmiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "If you've watched this channel before, you probably know what I'm about to say"
    *PLANES*

  • @vboi5697
    @vboi5697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Ah yes, the tale of the flying oversized metal hockey puck that became the fastest object in history

    • @isaiahnesheim2971
      @isaiahnesheim2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You make it sound like it was launched by Canada

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first flying saucer

  • @jove3403
    @jove3403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    no one:
    some metal circle: I'M THE ROCKET MAAAAAAAAN

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _wow, you’re use of the no one template was so funny and original, I’m actually on the verge of exhaling in small bursts and Laughing Out Loud, here’s your 1’000 internet points, you absolute comedy genius, funny and the haha is what this comment is._

    • @jove3403
      @jove3403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@saltysnowboi well, your sarcastic commentary does, indeed, hurt my pitiful, brittle self-esteem and need for validation BUT you did misspell one of the most used and easiest words in English with "you're" instead of "your". The internet rules, hereby, dictate that YOUR argument is invalid.

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jove fuck.
      L

    • @Nothing-ic1fl
      @Nothing-ic1fl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jove3403 I think the useless nobody template needs to be stopped but you get an exception from that reply. 👏

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      /summon tmnt

  • @thomasdickson35
    @thomasdickson35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It would be fun to credit the foundry that made the manhole cover with being the first with an object in space.

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Everybody gangsta until a manhole cover moving at 5x the speed of Voyager 1 snipes your plane.

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    It broke the time-space continuum and went back to 1947 and crashed on Roswell

    • @dhump132
      @dhump132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nah it went back in time and wiped out the dinosaurs

    • @StarKnight54
      @StarKnight54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's why we still haven't found the meteor yet

    • @joshuavance1472
      @joshuavance1472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dhump132 Went back further, split the Earth and the Moon.

    • @notsogreatsword1607
      @notsogreatsword1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      joshua vance i like this best. It didn't actually split them itself it just crashed into an object juuussst hard enough to set the whole thing in motion.

    • @Unitra2550
      @Unitra2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no it actually came back 44 years later and hit the world trade center

  • @mrgar4446
    @mrgar4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    If people were smart they would capitalize on this and turn this into an actual functioning weapon, just scaled down
    Edit: Wait that's literally just a gun

    • @roshjoberts3248
      @roshjoberts3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      lmao

    • @oldaccount5477
      @oldaccount5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      Literally just a gun

    • @Tiyratania
      @Tiyratania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Except we could probably control the blast and finally have a way for nuclear-powered space weapons. I mean come on itd be catastrophic how much shit that manhole cover could do

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      A nuclear pistol

    • @longusschlongus2452
      @longusschlongus2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I think it would be more of a cannon...

  • @oliverharston815
    @oliverharston815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Meanwhile in an Alternate Univese where this experiment never happened*
    NASA Employee: *Sips Coffee*
    NASA Employee: *Head gets decapitated by a Los Vegas manhole cover.*

  • @AH-lw2bj
    @AH-lw2bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    This needs to be re-tried with today's high speed cameras for more accuracy

    • @Patatigatti123
      @Patatigatti123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no!

    • @atifshaikhashrafi
      @atifshaikhashrafi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Patatigatti123 es.

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Patatigatti123 es.

    • @RealGracefulGoose
      @RealGracefulGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *Test ban treaties have entered the chat*

    • @Matthew-Fair
      @Matthew-Fair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      B-but it's for science! I wanna make a massive steel bullet go nyoom!

  • @e.z.hernandez6378
    @e.z.hernandez6378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    It’s going to be found lodged in one of Jupiter’s moons 1000 years from now by some students on a high school field trip.

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it won't, our atmosphere would have vaporized it entirely.

    • @ShiroDawn
      @ShiroDawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@maxnaz47 r/woosh

    • @alexgamingyz5346
      @alexgamingyz5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@maxnaz47 r/woosh

    • @drewritospresents7176
      @drewritospresents7176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@maxnaz47 r/woosh

    • @Frontier327
      @Frontier327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@maxnaz47 r/woosh

  • @something3793
    @something3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Aliens: We will lead the human race into a beautiful dystopia!
    Their ship: *gets torn in half by a manhole cover moving 125,000mph*

    • @HappyGingerWolf
      @HappyGingerWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dystopia?

    • @yds6268
      @yds6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      beautiful dystopia?
      good thing they got blown up

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the word ur looking for is utopia

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ~ 200,000 km per hour.

    • @antarctica0938
      @antarctica0938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommybomby4122 Assuming the aliens will invade Earth, then dystopia is correct. Else, it will be utopia that is correct.

  • @TszSumCortezWatt
    @TszSumCortezWatt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    that manhole cover finna be a whole mcu phase 5 movie plot 💀

  • @ailucid
    @ailucid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Nobody:
    Skillshare:I’m gonna sponsor this man’s whole career

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @AltaTheRaccoon
      @AltaTheRaccoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dead meme format, pls delet

    • @GlacialBolt
      @GlacialBolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abeoth
      | Dead meme format, pls delet |*

    • @TheM0nsterX
      @TheM0nsterX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shhhhh, dont comment

  • @crisrose9707
    @crisrose9707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "...good for watch time" - *makes 6 minute video*
    careful everyone, he's a hero...

  • @zay9127
    @zay9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Imagine in 200 years someone is just flying through space and they see some random manhole cover from 1957

  • @DieselHeat1
    @DieselHeat1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They turned the earth into a manhole launching space cannon. That’s epic.

    • @rearspeaker6364
      @rearspeaker6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      our top-secret alien defense plan in a nutshell.

    • @DieselHeat1
      @DieselHeat1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rearspeaker6364 I’m not mad about it

    • @rearspeaker6364
      @rearspeaker6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DieselHeat1 nor am I---we all good here.

  • @mrp1l0t32
    @mrp1l0t32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Scientist: Sorry, the nuclear dispersion concrete isn't working today.
    Manhole cover: Understandable, have a nic-
    SIGNAL LOST: OUT OF RANGE

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    *_Public: How fast did the manhole cover go?_*
    *_Scientists: Yes_*

    • @naoromi9883
      @naoromi9883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      public: How fast did it go? Can you provide footage?
      scientists: sur-*[REDACTED]*

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      USSR: Ha! I launched the first object into space!
      US Government: Did you detected a manhole cover, dumb Communist?
      USSR: Err... WHAT?!?!

    • @LiquidSpartan117
      @LiquidSpartan117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stupid meme. Fuck outta here

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Angel Of Misericordia
      Is it better or worse than the
      “No one: x
      Other person: y” jokes?

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LiquidSpartan117 *_Be gay in Iran._*

  • @beagle7224
    @beagle7224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Somewhere on another world...
    “What is this weird circular object?”

    • @glassofwater281
      @glassofwater281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *20 Rads*

    • @potatoraider7320
      @potatoraider7320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It said "made in usa"

    • @Kai-mt4hu
      @Kai-mt4hu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But in another world circular to us won’t be circular to them

    • @elitematt4659
      @elitematt4659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      _In a galaxy far, far away_

    • @anotherordinaryguy4992
      @anotherordinaryguy4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They'll probably think it's an artifact from the sky with ancient scribblings from an ancient kind.

  • @oogabooga7780
    @oogabooga7780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If that manhole hit you horizontally your body would go like frieza cutting himself in half with death saucer

  • @cutiebunnyamber3447
    @cutiebunnyamber3447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    teacher: what's the fastest thing ever?
    me: a man hole!
    *gets detentioned*

    • @tuesdaymartesvr1942
      @tuesdaymartesvr1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Justin Nowaczynski bro

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Justin Nowaczynski ...

    • @wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179
      @wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Justin Nowaczynski bruh😐

    • @okok-fs4qe
      @okok-fs4qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Justin Nowaczynski we dont give a shit

    • @derfine6513
      @derfine6513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So... everyone just gonna argue about someone just correcting a peron?

  • @thunderthrustable
    @thunderthrustable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    “I’ll give you a hint. It’s not the U.S. military when a country finds oil”

    • @meh5812
      @meh5812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i don't know this is hard

    • @green_life7
      @green_life7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elaborate

    • @blackhawks81H
      @blackhawks81H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "when a country finds oil" is a weird way of saying "when Israel says so"

    • @weasle2904
      @weasle2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Funny, the US never invaded Venezuela, despite them being an extremely weak and defenceless country with the world's LARGEST oil reserves...

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@weasle2904 Are you not aware that Venezuela is currently under US sanctions? Even Photoshop is unavailable there.

  • @i0nlz
    @i0nlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Alien: Hey that tiny dot is getting bi- *Gets crushed by manhole cover*

  • @gabrieltodd3430
    @gabrieltodd3430 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine that thing punching a hole in an alien planet and starting a war

  • @kailum315
    @kailum315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Hey, I made a gigantic rocket that can travel at 2,000mph, how about you?"
    "oh I made a manhole cover"

  • @MechanicsStudents
    @MechanicsStudents 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Imagine when we get to Mars and the manhole cover is just chilling there

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Bloxxer keep the cereal up guys!

    • @RBLXProd
      @RBLXProd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/02ksqmtvCqY/w-d-xo.html

  • @superninja7703
    @superninja7703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Alien: Oh boy i love flying around in my space ship!
    literal manhole cover launched billions of years ago: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @pratikxxx2
      @pratikxxx2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am going to destroy this man whole career

  • @grant5941
    @grant5941 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's insane that they were only able to find it in one single frame.

  • @aubanana1339
    @aubanana1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    When you MLG snipe Sputnik out of orbit with a manhole cover

    • @aubanana1339
      @aubanana1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Rocket Man Nah just launch it at an angel to get a gravity assist at mars cuving its orbital path just enough to have it reenter the Earth's sphere of influence and colliding with Sputnik...

    • @RyTheGuy100
      @RyTheGuy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aubanana1339 Dude Perfect right there

    • @aubanana1339
      @aubanana1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RyTheGuy100 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @ЯрославКолисныченко
    @ЯрославКолисныченко 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    The fastest moving thing in history is Susan running to the Black Friday sale

    • @suggestedone9
      @suggestedone9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha ha ha! Good one!

    • @colinredman302
      @colinredman302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just recently she beat her own record when going to the customer service counter

    • @ramirotorres7191
      @ramirotorres7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Karen running to speak to your manager

    • @anonymous-ei8cm
      @anonymous-ei8cm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karen*

    • @j100j
      @j100j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No The fastest object on earth is baby when you ask him/her what is in your mouth

  • @milanfulep6375
    @milanfulep6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    "If it did really make it into space, it would have been the first object ever launched into space."
    V2: *exists*

    • @gnznroses
      @gnznroses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Came here to say this.

    • @beanmaster2331
      @beanmaster2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gnznroses Same

    • @ishanpednekar6576
      @ishanpednekar6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matthewdavidjarvis6039 Nothing can escape Earth's gravity

    • @johnm3907
      @johnm3907 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that the huge rail guns the nazis used to get to space before been pulled back.

    • @reagank.2268
      @reagank.2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      V2 went to space? Huh, I didn’t think about that

  • @wandereule6433
    @wandereule6433 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine Aliens flying through Space, first seeing a Manhole cover just to See Voyager a week later.

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Why hasn't the government released the underground nuclear explosion video?
    Probably because they accidently awoke godzilla and wanted to keep it a secret.

    • @kamladevi4500
      @kamladevi4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe it just blew up a cave full of diamonds and government does not want to leak it

    • @offichannelnurnberg5894
      @offichannelnurnberg5894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y'all drink radioactive groundwater.

    • @largebonedmilkman7860
      @largebonedmilkman7860 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was nuclear testing. They probably don't want to share the data they collected at the cost of a funny meme/ made up myth.

    • @DanTDMJace
      @DanTDMJace 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yall cant get a joke.

  • @dylanmccallister1888
    @dylanmccallister1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Imagine in an alternate universe sputnik and this happened on the same day, and after all the work a capitalist manhole cover smashed your nation's pride at at mach 162

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that would be funny for the Americans

    • @kyleminks6374
      @kyleminks6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mic Krout Soviet anthem interrupted by some banjo noises and machine gun fire

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like and this is funny

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Saxxony Ger Thr Reich Strikes back

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saxxony Ger hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. No reason to be an asshole. It’s only trump and other dumbasses that give us the bad rap. I don’t think all Germans are beer drinking, mentally unstable, cheery war crime committers, and yet, I find that you less capable of recognizing stereotypes than the “dumbass Americans” you mock.

  • @lupusalbus3795
    @lupusalbus3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Kerbal space program: IRL edition.

  • @markuss3735
    @markuss3735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just hope that manhole cover doesn't hit any aliens somewhere in space and cause them to want to blast us to a pulp.

    • @rearspeaker6364
      @rearspeaker6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      something hit our ship! what does it say? "Los Vegas sewer system".

  • @akyer8085
    @akyer8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    My friend: what if instead of gunpowder, we use nukes to propel a projectile?
    Me: this video

    • @CasperA
      @CasperA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Techically they used concrete and nukes.

  • @mar_3620
    @mar_3620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    *nuke goes off*
    Manhole: *Neil degrasse tyson going NYOOOM*

  • @thetechoasis2179
    @thetechoasis2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    the man hole cover going that fast would have only taken 2 seconds to exit earth's atmosphere ( the Kármán line 62miles )

    • @nyx142
      @nyx142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Really cool that you calculated this, I doubted anyone would because it's troublesome to do so

    • @HH-kl8ed
      @HH-kl8ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not falling for the bait but nice try

    • @theHoldac
      @theHoldac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Legend it’s true tho..

    • @HH-kl8ed
      @HH-kl8ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dyeilo yeah Ik it’s true but it says it right in the video lol woosh bait

    • @Abelx
      @Abelx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ted kaczynski LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @jamesgeorge4874
    @jamesgeorge4874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If the atmosphere "ends" and space begins at 62 miles high, it only took 2 seconds to escape, probably not enough time to melt from the friction of air, and at 6X the velocity to escape, it probably sailed off into space.

    • @Mark017m
      @Mark017m ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, That's what I think too. How ironic. The fastest thing ever launched into space was the first ever launched into space AND it was unintentional.

    • @Edi_J
      @Edi_J ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is similar to an iron object entering the atmosphere from above. It just explodes. 55km/s is about 2x faster than typical entry velocity of a meteoroid, and if it immediately finds itself in the densest layer of the atmosphere, the outcome can be only kaboom. It is like hitting a wall. No space travel possible, at least not in one piece. Small "shotgun" debris could still have the escape velocity, though.

    • @jamesgeorge4874
      @jamesgeorge4874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Edi_J nope. The atmosphere starts out at high density, and gets lower, and it's trajectory is vertical, (leaving earth) objects entering earths atmosphere are travelling anywhere from 11km/sec to 72km/sec, and rarely travel perpendicular to earth's surface, giving them time to go from an extremely cold vacuum enviroment, to super heated (relatively) oxygen rich enviroment (which is why they burn/explode, from heat) The opposite is true when launch from earth, a thick slab of iron is not getting vaporized by a thinning atmosphere in less than two seconds. The air resistance _decreases_ traveling away from earth, and a cold, vacuum stops stuff from burning.

    • @canceled6041
      @canceled6041 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mark017m The V2 was the first thing launched into space, but yeah

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesgeorge4874 I highly doubt it, at the estimated speed, the air in front of the cover is not moving out of the way, it is building up and compressing in front of the cover, once that air has reached is maximum compressibility, it will begin to sheer over the sides into undisturbed air, the amount of kinetic energy being released at the edge would literally turn it to plasma, well in excess of 30,000' Celsius, at those temps, iron doesn't just melt, it evaporates, instantaneously.

  • @patriksohlman6869
    @patriksohlman6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Nobody:
    Manhole cover: I AM SPEEEEEED

    • @patriksohlman6869
      @patriksohlman6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mass Debater so are you

    • @theseed2199
      @theseed2199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lighting McQueen: I am speed
      Manhole: I am about to end this man's whole career
      Wow thx for the likes

    • @patriksohlman6869
      @patriksohlman6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mass Debater Yep

    • @JustARandomTiger
      @JustARandomTiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mass Debater Shut up

    • @gavdaddy617
      @gavdaddy617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why did I decide to read the comment section?

  • @kianmarcial8884
    @kianmarcial8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    Nukes really is the answer for everything. They even gave us hentai

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      I’m pissed off because I can’t say this is wrong

    • @yeetocheeto8102
      @yeetocheeto8102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      why would you say something so controversial but so brave

    • @cwimescene
      @cwimescene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And God I wish they didnt

    • @cody1.4.3.7
      @cody1.4.3.7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wha- how?

    • @meruneru20
      @meruneru20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@cody1.4.3.7 It's a joke about how the nuking of japan changed the culture from warrior like to a bunch of weaboo hentai porn etc

  • @PrScandium
    @PrScandium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    What if the experiment had happened a month later and the manhole cover had struck Sputnik ? That would've been the most hilarious thing ever !
    USSR would've sent the first satellite into space and then it would've been destroyed by a manhole cover that would've been the first anti-satellite weapon ever...

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arthur Bertrand Lmao.

    • @MrKelenek
      @MrKelenek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marty, we have to go back...

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Might’ve started WW3.

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sputnik started basically on the other side of the planet, so there would've been a relatively small chance that that happened.

    • @GrumpyIan
      @GrumpyIan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foximacentauri7891 but still possible.