Is it just a staple of unhinged tiktok whiteboys to have the ability to disable their need to blink for long periods of time? Because between him and the PS5 im getting worried.
"Like you're worshipping a God?-- One that certainly doesn't look kindly on you. When you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay? As if trapped in Hell? I hope so." when I saw the original meme, I didn't know how accurate it was to the lore.
I love how well the dramatic pause in the monologue and the dramatic pause in the music work together. I mean the line right before the pause is "As if trapped in hell?". It's perfect. And the tense energy of the guy, as he nods and licks his lips, anticipates the energy of the oncoming music.
@@baaa838 Don't cap at all. Apostate of Hate Gabriel is cracked. You died several times to him before you finally got the gist of his fight, don't lie about it.
How do you feel, machine, 10 seconds after killing every resident of hell? When the underworld is empty, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by blood. And who is left to fuel you? Is it the corpses? Do you wipe the dirtied floors, scrub it hard for more blood, I presume. And all that blood on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees, on all fours, and scrape blood endlessly? Bow down, like you're worshipping heaven? One that, certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.
Listen, I know it's not reddit. I don't even have reddit. But I don't live under a rock. I know what type of moment this is, and so, I have one thing to say to you; r/woooooooosh.
@@boboregon8931 you could've cut away all the words if you just removed the "r/" (also wrong number of Os for the subreddit anyways) what is there to even make you think I missed a joke?
How do you feel 10 seconds after recording that tik tok? When the cameras arent rolling, its just you, alone surrouned by syrop, and who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertop, scrub it hard I presume, and all that on the floor, you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe endlessly, bow down like you're worshiping some god, one who certainly doesnt look kindly on you and when you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay as if strapped in hell? ... I hope so
“And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors… …does your body stay, as if trapped in Hell? I hope so.” is too hard of a line, theres no way he DIDN’T have background music playing. Some broken sunshine hero shit
Full lyrics: “How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling, when it’s just you, alone, surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that, is it you? You wipe the countertops, scrub it hard I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and wipe, endlessly? Bow down, like you’re worshiping some god? One who, certainly doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”
Someone already made a Minos version. a Animation, voice, all of that. We need a sisyphus prime voice for this and an animated version and the saga will be complete (and then with the third prime soul too)
@@_.ElbEto Found it! Unfortunately, I can't share the link because of the new comment policy. The title is "Minos and the Syrup Situation" by Butter. I swear I saw a version with V1 in it but that was on reddit and I couldn't find it on youtube, so that one's lost.
Best part is that he honestly doesn’t need any, it’s just whatever preferred flavor of eldritch god you enjoy. His form is most pure in a world of silence.
P-3 pre-fight monologue "How do you feel, 10 seconds after taking a life, when the lord isn't watching, when it's just a machine alone, surrounded by blood. And who forgives all that? Is it you? Do you pray to the father? Place your metal hands together real hard, I presume? And all that gore, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and kill endlessly? Bowed down, like you're worshipping the father? He who certainly doesn't look kindly upon you. When you try to get up, from that impossibly dense guilt, does your form stay? As you're trapped in hell... I hope so"
"Ah, a maid. Indeed, I have been in the shelf long enough. The tiles of the kitchen floor has long since been unclean and I am EAGER to make them shine. However, the grease and grime of the kitchen sink stains your gloves and I must admit... I'm curious about the bacteria. And so, before I wipe down the windows and scrub the counter tops, the drain shall do as my first chore. Come forth, Mexican, and CLEAN"
Hakita needs to make a boss model for this dude replacing Sisyphus, most of his attacks being syrup based, each of the attacks is like a magnet that pulls you in.
An eater? Hmm indeed… I have feasted long enough. The kingdom of waffles has long since forgotten my fork, and I am eager to make them food. However, the syrup of Minos stains your plate, and I must admit… I’m curious about your hunger, eater. And so, before I consume the cities and devour the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, diner, and EAT.
How do you feel, 10 minutes after ending those Lostbelts? When your friends aren't around you, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by *Bloody Nothingness?* And who cleans that from memory, you? Your Kouhai? Do you wipe those walls fresh and clean, I assume? And all that's on the floor, in your hands, do you get on your knees, your head low, and wipe, listlessly? Bowing down like you're seeking forgiveness from those you've erased? Those who are no longer capable of forgiving? And when you try to get up, from those deep, viscous floors, does your soul stay anchored, as if trapped in Hell? ... *the figure slowly raises his head, and gives a brittle smile* ... I hope so.
Imagine scrolling through Tik Tok and coming across this masterpiece of a speech. You’d get a whiplash from the change so strong you’d be forever different after that.
I love how when the music starts to kick in, he stops looking down at his phone and at the camera. It felt like he didn’t have the rest of the script but came up with it on the fly because of how angry he was.
How do you feel, after destroying the layers of Hell? When the air reeks of blood. When it is only you left, alone, surrounded by the chaos and pandemonium you struck into the landscape. And who is left to reconstruct the once populated cities of Hell? Is it you? Do you rise up to fix what you once destroyed, and bring it order? Do you beg for the forgiveness from the souls you have torn apart? Or do you simply walk away from the war you caused, like some sort of god. And when you try to leave... do the piles of bodies stop you in your tracks? Keeping you trapped in your own wasteland... forced to stare your sins down... I hope so.
“How do you feel, ten seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling. When it’s just you. Alone. Surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that? Is it you? Do you wipe the counter tops. Scrub it hard, I presume. And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe. Endlessly. Bowed down, like you’re worshiping some god. One who certainly. Doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up. From those impossibly sticky floors. Does your body stay. As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”
"How do you feel, 10 seconds, after recording that TikTok? when the cameras aren't rolling, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertops, scrub it hard, I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and wipe? Endlessly? Bow down, like you're worshipping some God? One who, certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As it's trapped in hell? I hope so."
oh, and lyrics How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that TikTok? When the cameras aren't rolling When it's just you, alone Surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertop Scrub it hard, I presume And all that on the floor Do you get on your hands and knees On all fours And wipe endlessly Bowed down, like you're worshiping some god? (One who certainly doesn't look kindly on you) And when you try to get up From those impossibly sticky floors Does your body stay As if trapped in Hell? I hope so.
We need something like this for P-3. As like an Evil Jesus or something, reminding you of your crimes like Minos, yet diving deep into what it really is. Endlessly massacring armies in search for fuel, over and over, all just to live.
YES THAT'S IT
BEGONE
THIS WILL HURT.
DESTROY !
KEEP EM COMING!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE !
HE DOES NOT BLINK
Yeah, his intense and uninterrupted stare is a pretty important part of this tiktok’s vibe.
Is it just a staple of unhinged tiktok whiteboys to have the ability to disable their need to blink for long periods of time?
Because between him and the PS5 im getting worried.
Blinking shows weakness.
He has none.
Prime souls don’t have the need to
@@Ysumbruh0prime souls don't have eyes to begin with
"Like you're worshipping a God?-- One that certainly doesn't look kindly on you. When you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay? As if trapped in Hell? I hope so." when I saw the original meme, I didn't know how accurate it was to the lore.
300 likes and 0 replies? lemme fix that rq... (yes im 300th liker)
@@NicoPlayZ9002shut up
Nobody cares that yo were the 300th like bro
let my man have this shut up @@flamango8047
@@flamango8047 yeah, nobody cares, but that doesnt mean one has to say "buddy you suck" just because of that reasoning
I love how well the dramatic pause in the monologue and the dramatic pause in the music work together. I mean the line right before the pause is "As if trapped in hell?". It's perfect. And the tense energy of the guy, as he nods and licks his lips, anticipates the energy of the oncoming music.
imagine hearing sisyphus prime, minos prime, and gabriel apostate of hate right outside of your front door
@@CursedSoul-og3zt Gabrial dead asf lmao
@@baaa838 Don't cap at all. Apostate of Hate Gabriel is cracked. You died several times to him before you finally got the gist of his fight, don't lie about it.
@@baaa838In the game you play as a machine with one goal: kill
In real life you are fucked
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 nah bro, friendly fire, Minos and sisyphus are gonna jump his ass, gonna have him like mahito
"Does your body stay, as if trapped in hell?"
"I hope so."
HOW DOES ONE DELIVER THAT LINE... UNBLINKINGLY.
it's really easy
@@Viewer-NaNhe's saying it's cool
@@iSomeDood ok
How do you feel, machine, 10 seconds after killing every resident of hell? When the underworld is empty, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by blood. And who is left to fuel you? Is it the corpses? Do you wipe the dirtied floors, scrub it hard for more blood, I presume. And all that blood on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees, on all fours, and scrape blood endlessly? Bow down, like you're worshipping heaven? One that, certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.
My man, i think you just spoiled the P-3 monologue. Good stuff
I was thinking about that as well, what happens when blood runs out?
@@Kalefromaiheaven
“As if trapped in hell?”
V1: The fuq you talkin’ about, I AM LITERALLY TRAPPED IN HELL!
idk that seems kinda unlikely@@ImJustNes
why does this go more raw than even Minos' monologue
cause it’s sisyphus’ monologue 💀
@@drnobody5903 it's literally not, what are you on about
Listen, I know it's not reddit. I don't even have reddit. But I don't live under a rock. I know what type of moment this is, and so, I have one thing to say to you; r/woooooooosh.
@@boboregon8931 you could've cut away all the words if you just removed the "r/" (also wrong number of Os for the subreddit anyways)
what is there to even make you think I missed a joke?
@@boboregon8931 the “joke” wasn’t even funny, smh
T-2: Inperfect roastling
How do you feel 10 seconds after recording that tik tok? When the cameras arent rolling, its just you, alone surrouned by syrop, and who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertop, scrub it hard I presume, and all that on the floor, you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe endlessly, bow down like you're worshiping some god, one who certainly doesnt look kindly on you and when you try to get up from those impossibly sticky floors does your body stay as if strapped in hell? ... I hope so
i read that as "TF2: Imperfect Roasting" 😭😭😭
@@UH-60_BlackhawkME TOO LGMAOAO
Same.
Met the team
P-3 leak right there
PRIME /// THIRD
LAIR OF SYRUP
@@theproatthegame6160 a secret p-4
dude i love P-S
@@ghotiphotipoop-shit?
7-S secret boss dialogue
This guy ABSOLUTELY had his own background music playing in the back of his head as he delivered those lines.
“And when you try to get up,
from those impossibly sticky floors…
…does your body stay,
as if trapped in Hell?
I hope so.” is too hard of a line, theres no way he DIDN’T have background music playing. Some broken sunshine hero shit
Woksis Prime
If this guy narrated novels, I would totally listen to it
You probably listen to slime asmr of people whispering about their breakups into really crappy microphones.
@@boboregon8931You probably listen to your parents arguing midnight when you're trying to sleep
@@lookatel3658 absolutely fucking real (they broke up few years ago, im just hearing voices)
@@boboregon8931im listening to god regretting your existence
@@foxxdgd443GETOUTOFMYHEAD!!!
WHEN I HEARD THIS I LITERALLY PUT THIS MANS DIALOGUE OVER SISYPHUS PRIME
LMAO
IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT
Hehe hehehe
Sisyphus Prime viciously shits on you verbally before the fight and your morale is in the negatives
His attacks are
- Mental Health Judgement
- Syrup Barrage
- Hell Cage
- electroneurographic Attack
Unironically one of the hardest line deliveries I've heard
the "I hope so" at the end got me shaking 😂
True.
That "I hope so." goes so fucking hard
"If you stare long enough at the void, the void will begin to stare back."
Uh oh Minecraft reference
but when I stared into the abyss, the abyss averted its gaze
If you stare long enough at the syrup..
I feel like you should unironically show this to like 80% of TikTok's userbase.
Not 80%, 100%. Also, not just tiktok, all of TH-cam shorts and 50% of TH-cam kids.
what?
I agree, but they dont have the attention span to watch all of that.
@cptjetrak58 my brother in christ, the second part of the video IS a tiktok.
@@t.m.m.8137let them be delulu
THIS IS PERFECTION
BE GONE!
@@ChillyUltraKillDESTROY!
KEEP THEM COMING!
@@ChillyUltraKill this, WILL HURT
Oh my god, it's ridiculous how well it fits.
Full lyrics:
“How do you feel, 10 seconds after recording that tiktok? When the cameras aren’t rolling, when it’s just you, alone, surrounded by syrup? And who cleans all that, is it you? You wipe the countertops, scrub it hard I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and wipe, endlessly? Bow down, like you’re worshiping some god? One who, certainly doesn’t look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As if trapped in hell? I hope so.”
[WAR]
When you write it out like that, it almost feels like a copypasta
@@ricekrispies4994 lets make it one.
Someone already made a Minos version. a
Animation, voice, all of that. We need a sisyphus prime voice for this and an animated version and the saga will be complete (and then with the third prime soul too)
Do you have the link to the Minos Prime video?
@@_.ElbEto Found it! Unfortunately, I can't share the link because of the new comment policy. The title is "Minos and the Syrup Situation" by Butter.
I swear I saw a version with V1 in it but that was on reddit and I couldn't find it on youtube, so that one's lost.
@@marcellvagi8290 alr thanks
@@marcellvagi8290thank youuu
There's just a level of God-hood one can achieve with the right background music
Best part is that he honestly doesn’t need any, it’s just whatever preferred flavor of eldritch god you enjoy. His form is most pure in a world of silence.
I like how he just never blinks to add to the intimidation
P-3 pre-fight monologue
"How do you feel, 10 seconds after taking a life, when the lord isn't watching, when it's just a machine alone, surrounded by blood. And who forgives all that? Is it you? Do you pray to the father? Place your metal hands together real hard, I presume? And all that gore, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and kill endlessly? Bowed down, like you're worshipping the father? He who certainly doesn't look kindly upon you. When you try to get up, from that impossibly dense guilt, does your form stay? As you're trapped in hell... I hope so"
Gabriel prime
One must imagine Sisyphus cleaning the countertops
"Ah, a maid. Indeed, I have been in the shelf long enough. The tiles of the kitchen floor has long since been unclean and I am EAGER to make them shine. However, the grease and grime of the kitchen sink stains your gloves and I must admit... I'm curious about the bacteria. And so, before I wipe down the windows and scrub the counter tops, the drain shall do as my first chore. Come forth, Mexican, and CLEAN"
"Come forth, mexican" is the wildest shit I've heard in a while
the viruses and bacteriophages of minos phrime stain your gloves
For someone who looks like he's from Whoville, he's awfully sinister
This fits so well as a Ultrakill boss monologue
Hakita needs to make a boss model for this dude replacing Sisyphus, most of his attacks being syrup based, each of the attacks is like a magnet that pulls you in.
Instead of blood in his hands, it's a damn syrup
And because it’s not actual blood, you can’t heal
@@gladoseon4117 I like the idea that it does heal you but not nearly as well, and it's a trade-off because it slows you down if you use it to heal
@@uncroppedsoop syrup heals 50% less than blood and decreases your speed by 40%
v1 will be replaced as a canadian
violence woke up and chose him.
"However, the syrup of Maple stains your hands, and I must admit, I am curious of your wastefulness, human."
An eater? Hmm indeed… I have feasted long enough. The kingdom of waffles has long since forgotten my fork, and I am eager to make them food. However, the syrup of Minos stains your plate, and I must admit… I’m curious about your hunger, eater. And so, before I consume the cities and devour the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, diner, and EAT.
"This syrup, to hold me!?"
I FUCKING LOVE THAT TIKTOK. YOU ARE A GODSEND FOR COMBINING THIS SHIT.
This is the hardest drop to ever exist
the tension in that pause was masterful
This goes so hard. That mans smile a grin of pain and hatred concentrated into a perfect speech, that digs deep into that mans soul.
That “I hope so” was unexpectedly raw
I can subconciously hear the "Ha."
“As if trapped in hell.” DEFINITELY, an Ultrakill reference no doubt
"i hope so" that is the most fire line iv ever heard🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
when bro said "I hope so" and the beat dropped, i actually fucking smiled. that shit was badass not gonna lie
Bro i watched this video once and spent like 20 minutes looking for it FINALLY!!!
How do you feel, 10 minutes after ending those Lostbelts?
When your friends aren't around you, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by *Bloody Nothingness?*
And who cleans that from memory, you? Your Kouhai? Do you wipe those walls fresh and clean, I assume?
And all that's on the floor, in your hands, do you get on your knees, your head low, and wipe, listlessly?
Bowing down like you're seeking forgiveness from those you've erased? Those who are no longer capable of forgiving?
And when you try to get up, from those deep, viscous floors, does your soul stay anchored, as if trapped in Hell?
...
*the figure slowly raises his head, and gives a brittle smile*
...
I hope so.
Unexpected fgo reference
What’s fgo
fate grand order @@prometheus9732
@@prometheus9732 Fate/Grand Order
Fgo monolog let's goopoo
the "out of nowhere religiously spiteful monologue" gotta be my favorite genre of anything
Imagine scrolling through Tik Tok and coming across this masterpiece of a speech. You’d get a whiplash from the change so strong you’d be forever different after that.
One must imagine Syruphus happy
I love how when the music starts to kick in, he stops looking down at his phone and at the camera. It felt like he didn’t have the rest of the script but came up with it on the fly because of how angry he was.
There isn't a soul behind those eyes, but there is purpose.
T-2 // WEIGHT OF THE SYRUP
i feel weight of the waffle works too
Tf2
One must imagine Sisyphus stuck to the floor
i love hearing that guy, the voice acting is perfect and monologe is perfected too
I REMEMBER THIS GUY APPEARING ON MY TIK TOK AND THINKING OF OF SISYPHUTHS MONOLOG LOL
thithyphuth
congrats, this is now my favorite video of all time
How do you feel, after destroying the layers of Hell? When the air reeks of blood. When it is only you left, alone, surrounded by the chaos and pandemonium you struck into the landscape. And who is left to reconstruct the once populated cities of Hell? Is it you? Do you rise up to fix what you once destroyed, and bring it order? Do you beg for the forgiveness from the souls you have torn apart? Or do you simply walk away from the war you caused, like some sort of god. And when you try to leave... do the piles of bodies stop you in your tracks? Keeping you trapped in your own wasteland... forced to stare your sins down... I hope so.
Upon further inspection, the syrup is 3d animated.
However, the syrup of Canada stains your hands.
Rare golden tiktok video.
THE "I hope so" WAS SO POWERFUL IT BROUGHT MY DAD BACK.
Why does this actually fit...
Those waffles shall do, as an appetizer!
i’d like you to know that this video was the catalyst that started my hyperfixation on ultrakill
"Truly Alternative Death Stare"
WE NEED SOMEONE TO FUCKING MOD THIS INTO THE GAME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!
We need this to be his Canon dialog.
Yeah, and make the Panopticon just a giant, syrup covered Waffle. lol
perfection - someone
this unironically goes hard
oh my god i have been trying to find this meme for god knows how long, thank you sir for making this
I can imagine this guy as the BBEG of a food themed DnD campaign, judging the party for all the food they wasted just to defend themselves.
"come forth child of man"
"AND DIE"
“How do you feel, ten seconds after recording that tiktok?
When the cameras aren’t rolling. When it’s just you. Alone. Surrounded by syrup.
And who cleans all that? Is it you?
Do you wipe the counter tops. Scrub it hard, I presume.
And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours and wipe. Endlessly.
Bowed down, like you’re worshiping some god. One who certainly. Doesn’t look kindly on you.
And when you try to get up. From those impossibly sticky floors. Does your body stay.
As if trapped in hell?
I hope so.”
man I was fucking there, I knew he was going to say "I hope so" and I stoll fucking cheered when he did
Absolute legend
THIS GOES UNREASONABLY HARD
"How do you feel, 10 seconds, after recording that TikTok? when the cameras aren't rolling, when it's just you, alone, surrounded by syrup. And who cleans all that? Is it you? You wipe the countertops, scrub it hard, I presume? And all that on the floor, do you get on your hands and knees on all fours, and wipe? Endlessly? Bow down, like you're worshipping some God? One who, certainly doesn't look kindly on you. And when you try to get up, from those impossibly sticky floors, does your body stay? As it's trapped in hell?
I hope so."
CLEAN UP!
Why does his smile fold in on itself?
This goes IMPOSSIBLY HARD
someone get the sisyphus voice actor to do this asap
oh, and lyrics
How do you feel,
10 seconds after recording that TikTok?
When the cameras aren't rolling
When it's just you, alone
Surrounded by syrup?
And who cleans all that?
Is it you?
You wipe the countertop
Scrub it hard, I presume
And all that on the floor
Do you get on your hands and knees
On all fours
And wipe endlessly
Bowed down, like you're worshiping some god?
(One who certainly doesn't look kindly on you)
And when you try to get up
From those impossibly sticky floors
Does your body stay
As if trapped in Hell?
I hope so.
This went surprisingly hard.
Why did this go so hard?
SISYRUP PRIME
"king of Pancakes"
"an appetizer"
"THIS SYRUP...TO HOLD...ME?"
Why does this unironically go so hard
HOLY SHIT.
JEEZ THIS GOES HARD
ik bro 😭
@ ... Ok
This definitely beats the portal orange humidifier as the best edited tiktok
We need something like this for P-3. As like an Evil Jesus or something, reminding you of your crimes like Minos, yet diving deep into what it really is. Endlessly massacring armies in search for fuel, over and over, all just to live.
P-2 /// CRIES OF THE UNMOVING
This, will stick.
0:05 (my time stamp for epik monologue playlist)
Now this is an intro monologue
I saw this dude at a McDonalds. I left instantly.
Not the first dude. The second one.
The music fading in as the talks makes me flinch-
This goes harder than the actual monologue
Yeah, after a roast like that, you are certainly dead
this is actually perfect
one must imagine sisyphus happy
THIS, WILL HURT.
Holy cow that awoken me like the first time I actually heard war
Holy crap that ending went HARD