This reminds me of a video where a guy suspected his girlfriend was eating food in her sleep, so he put a video camera in the kitchen to see if it was her, but instead he caught footage of a homeless woman hiding inside a storage crawl space in his house.
One day I came home and my roommates told me there was someone wandering on our roof (one story house). And since we are all bunch of international students fresh off the boat we just concluded as 'this is AMERICA'.
@@shahnoormaredia5269 have u been to Mexico or lived there cause I have and surprisingly this has happened a lot so I don’t know what you are talking about but okay 👌
there's people up there, seriously. I live on top floor and I guarantee you it's people going up there to hang out on the rooftop. I look out and see the people up there from my window which is located in an outcropping of the building so I can see up. It's illegal where I live so landlord said call the police, so I do every time. He said he would evict anybody caught up there as well.
“‘Cause if somebody’s there I’m just gonna murder them. ‘Stab stab stab, slit.’ Guys, there was somebody there, but I’ve killed them.” 🤣Brilliant real-life portrayal of so many scenes in horror movies where the protagonist hears frightening noises and then, instead of calling the police or otherwise going for help, investigates the noises himself, because that makes total sense.
There's another stand-up comedian with a similar story, he and his friend searched all night for someone in the house, and he was eventually woken up by his friend talking to the homeless girl who was apparently in the house the whole time after they went to sleep... Anyone know who that was? And what special?
I had to revist his stand up so bad I had to look up his name via a archer episode and look up(voice actor for farooq) cause I can't remember my own name half the time lol
One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, had a story similar to this with the WITCH in the kitchen at a rental home out in the wilderness. This story was just as funny :D
considering how much time they took to go up there and how they were making all that noise about going up to check, it very well could have been a person who realized the jig was up and fled the scene through a window or something
This reminds me of a video where a guy suspected his girlfriend was eating food in her sleep, so he put a video camera in the kitchen to see if it was her, but instead he caught footage of a homeless woman hiding inside a storage crawl space in his house.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
It's ok, i didn't need sleep anyway
That video actually scared me. Frogging is creepy as F.
The guy was a stand up comedian and that was just his attempt to get internet famous.
So he had 2 live-in girlfriends?
Everytime I make pasta I say, "isn't this the colander that kumail died in?" And no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😅
Oh man that's as cold as ur colander. He's brilliant.
You gotta love Kumail’s eyebrows. He’s a character, and so damn funny.
One day I came home and my roommates told me there was someone wandering on our roof (one story house). And since we are all bunch of international students fresh off the boat we just concluded as 'this is AMERICA'.
You should put booby traps lol
Well...you weren't wrong there
Bruuuuuuhhhhh yk that doesn’t only happen in America right 💀
@@yup3111 that only happens in America
@@shahnoormaredia5269 have u been to Mexico or lived there cause I have and surprisingly this has happened a lot so I don’t know what you are talking about but okay 👌
“ lies don’t pay the rent” got me 😂😂😂
Doesn't matter how many times i watch this it's still hilarious
Wonder if he's braver now with all those muscles?
It's Chicago, it's the wind. I've had the same thing happen to me when i lived there.
Chocolate cake! 🔪
It's weird, I live in the top floor of the apartment building but I also sometimes hear footsteps
Birds.
there's people up there, seriously. I live on top floor and I guarantee you it's people going up there to hang out on the rooftop. I look out and see the people up there from my window which is located in an outcropping of the building so I can see up. It's illegal where I live so landlord said call the police, so I do every time. He said he would evict anybody caught up there as well.
Kumail, thank you for _The Sound of Music_ reference!
My 100 year old grandma with dementia and alzheimers used to also insist there were men living in the attic.
after the things we've heard lately, she might have been right!
“‘Cause if somebody’s there I’m just gonna murder them. ‘Stab stab stab, slit.’ Guys, there was somebody there, but I’ve killed them.” 🤣Brilliant real-life portrayal of so many scenes in horror movies where the protagonist hears frightening noises and then, instead of calling the police or otherwise going for help, investigates the noises himself, because that makes total sense.
There's another stand-up comedian with a similar story, he and his friend searched all night for someone in the house, and he was eventually woken up by his friend talking to the homeless girl who was apparently in the house the whole time after they went to sleep... Anyone know who that was? And what special?
Matt Braunagger
Really funny story. Thank you.
My sister was part of the 'friends from out of town', Katie and Joey went to my high school 😂
Damn....This is what Kingo does in his spare time.?? 🤔😅
Was this at the Stargazer Lounge?
I did not know he was that hilarious!
Kumail is hilarious
I had to revist his stand up so bad I had to look up his name via a archer episode and look up(voice actor for farooq) cause I can't remember my own name half the time lol
Santa. Leave cookies and non dairy milk.
Feed him. He will leave you presents in your un-flushed toilet.
Beautiful 🎉🎉😊
He ain't Beta no more...
#Trenbolonesandwiches
Funny!
A ghost?
Making pasta with crooked caulender
He needs to drop some muscle again so he can find some sleeves
This was before he was working out. And also he was funny in the Google movie with interns.
His muscles disappeared
2013 air date
It was just for a role, they wrapped up shooting already
He's still hot
This is an old standup
And I thought there were owls in their attic. xD
One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, had a story similar to this with the WITCH in the kitchen at a rental home out in the wilderness. This story was just as funny :D
Kumail’s not a pervert though
I’d rather him tell me about his cycle
Cycle ?
You can ask any Hollywood actor
His dance routine?
So was the house just haunted or was it the pipes?
If it was the pipes, the noises wouldn't have stopped.
considering how much time they took to go up there and how they were making all that noise about going up to check, it very well could have been a person who realized the jig was up and fled the scene through a window or something
Hi
Not tryna be rude but why he always sound like his nose is clogged🤣
This is terrible
Really not funny
I love that Kumail states the fact "That is a... 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 reference" with the same tone of voice one would use to express an opinion.