Kumail Nanjiani - Best Moments In Conan

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  • @itslilwilliam
    @itslilwilliam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I love how calm he is as if these stories are normal

    • @rexluthor3652
      @rexluthor3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they kind of are for people who grew up in the same region but the way he tells it is really funny

    • @ikrash2391
      @ikrash2391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They pretty much are

  • @soumyadey7387
    @soumyadey7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    LMFAO "I just photoshopped my face onto some child conductor's body"
    I'M FUCKING DYING XD

  • @hannianan8936
    @hannianan8936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Aww my adorable Kumail😍❤️

    • @doctorhouse597
      @doctorhouse597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi are you related? I noticed you have the same last name...

    • @NaughtyBwoi
      @NaughtyBwoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you his mom/sister/aunt?

    • @nicholasgerman6169
      @nicholasgerman6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NaughtyBwoi no She's a creepy stalker of some kind

    • @renainc.6082
      @renainc.6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nicholasgerman6169 wtf! even if this is true, u stalking her stalking Kumail that also makes YOU a creepy stalker too

  • @cydre3401
    @cydre3401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    “This is how he looked like; pretend u are a racist ,then imagine a muslim”

    • @TheCaptainJC
      @TheCaptainJC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the guy performing the service is a racist

    • @moinuddinsag
      @moinuddinsag ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @chickencurry7642
    @chickencurry7642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Kumail: everyone says 2017's tough
    2020: that's cute

    • @tornoutlaw
      @tornoutlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly, I am trying to remember what negative stuff was happening in 2017? So preoccupied with the present...

    • @igavini12
      @igavini12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And locusts and wild fires and protests, racism etc

  • @a.neemanessar4952
    @a.neemanessar4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Oh, naughty girl, Zobaidah must be calling" had me crying in laughter

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Yea i was at another coffee shop"
    Audience laughs...that's how funny he is

  • @imadhaparashar
    @imadhaparashar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love for Kumail from India!!

  • @nya___nya
    @nya___nya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:07
    Conan: "You're never gonna to make it to Pornhub"
    2020, Kumail proved you wrong Conan... That he did...

    • @nya___nya
      @nya___nya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ddhfacetyy thank you sir for pointing that out~ hearts for you ♥️♥️♥️
      Aw shucks ... there is no finger heart emoji..

    • @nya___nya
      @nya___nya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ddhfacetyy aw.. your previous comment was gone.. well, you said i can't even spell Kumail right even if it was already in the title of the clip....so I thanked you for pointing it out 😊

    • @radiataknight4948
      @radiataknight4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a wholesome moment

  • @TurnipJello
    @TurnipJello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    aw man, you cut the best part of the last story.

  • @kalhussain787
    @kalhussain787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    He looks an Asian Roger Federer, makes me like the guy even more!

  • @mwmceo6145
    @mwmceo6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love this guys jokes

  • @TinaThompsonPlayingtheField
    @TinaThompsonPlayingtheField 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "This is the story of why I started wearing underwear..."

  • @kparvez16
    @kparvez16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Naughty Girl , Jubeda must be calling 😝

    • @consig1iere294
      @consig1iere294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like not a lot of people in the audience got that joke.

  • @Dewabarasunderan
    @Dewabarasunderan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wtf are those transitions xD thx for editing though

  • @mr.camacho2548
    @mr.camacho2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best Kumail Conan interview is when Conan interviewed Sona.

  • @nandanmurthy
    @nandanmurthy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Andy with the porn references

  • @manue3l1976
    @manue3l1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this guy.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, I could watch/listen to him all day.

  • @dedoubecool
    @dedoubecool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    _It's sort of a hub for porn_ hahaha

  • @justusbraz
    @justusbraz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andy with the black leather couch reference!

  • @dbassociates9744
    @dbassociates9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kumail is funny af

  • @82easyrider
    @82easyrider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When Conan laughs you want to laugh with him. Because it has to be a joke you missed

  • @wayward4657
    @wayward4657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:18 Andy's seen Casting Couch

  • @palwashakhan9065
    @palwashakhan9065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really like him he is funny

  • @saikatbanerjee9612
    @saikatbanerjee9612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He is really funny!!!!

  • @rajathbhat2
    @rajathbhat2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo, Whats with that Transitions mate damn

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    and lol, i didn't knew Kumail Nanjiani was so small : > the camera totally made me forget
    now i understand these people from back in the day better, when they were armored and armed on some historic battlefield

    • @HASSAN-ey2qf
      @HASSAN-ey2qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kohlenstoffisotop12 he is 5 ft 8 lol that ain’t small

    • @icek9a
      @icek9a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wut

    • @worldconqueror1037
      @worldconqueror1037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is being racist, judging people by their heights, which they cannot change

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@worldconqueror1037 D:

  • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
    @AlexSmith-tz2lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I never actually watched this guy's stuff that I know of (they only talked about Silicon Valley and.... 🤷‍♂️) But he's very funny.

  • @goodarchonplayer7138
    @goodarchonplayer7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every shade of your mum's lipstick.. 😂

  • @coolaadhardude
    @coolaadhardude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is witty af

  • @hebakhalid437
    @hebakhalid437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:20 I think he’d say the same about 2020/2021

  • @mjade1673
    @mjade1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He's soo Hot 🔥 😊😊😇

    • @soumyadey7387
      @soumyadey7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he is one of the funniest guys ever but how tf is he hot? lmao

    • @someoneelseishere5964
      @someoneelseishere5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@soumyadey7387 *Late reply* It's called having a preference.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someoneelseishere5964 how are you feeling now with new jacked Kumail?

    • @someoneelseishere5964
      @someoneelseishere5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rachelladue1572 Well, at first I was very shocked about it, and I really like it. I liked how he was before and I like him now, cause he still has that same hilarious personality

  • @rizwanscool
    @rizwanscool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yay. Subtle reminder to watch the new Twilight Zone.
    Smart TH-cam algorithm learned I don't watch the stuff that they directly recommend, out of spite. Way to go AI. 😂

  • @joycejohnson7164
    @joycejohnson7164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Silicon Valley stressed me out with all the problems they had financially and otherwise,

  • @KaySquared202
    @KaySquared202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lody Dody ....got more head than he got body.

    • @snowman300
      @snowman300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not anymore!

  • @РяабГацан
    @РяабГацан 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    CLICKBAIT. Kumail never enters Conan in these clips..

  • @photobackflip
    @photobackflip 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    great ending

  • @mansoorahmad1489
    @mansoorahmad1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @11:35 its not called FUN LAND. Its called JOY LAND. The most famous amusement park in karachi. I went there 25 years ago. I liked it. It had those funny mirrors and i lost my shit laughing.

    • @Fahd_Khan
      @Fahd_Khan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called funland... Still... Why would kumail lie about it.. he's a karachite.

    • @manz007
      @manz007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FUNLAND is in Karachi , Hyderabad and so many other cities of pakistan aswell..... I hope you visit pakistan again .... everything is not as terrible as it seems on the news (offcourse the corona thing happened but other then that the violence is exeggerated ) ....Also JOYLAND exist too ....but FUNLAND aswell.

  • @merdiferati3220
    @merdiferati3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He looks like a indian charlie sheen

    • @satyanayak8949
      @satyanayak8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mohammed Uddinlol but he will be perceived as an Indian unless stated.

  • @WeLoveYouWalovi
    @WeLoveYouWalovi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is that woman his wife?

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How do you post these without getting blocked?? I did one compilation with Jordan Shlansky and gott blocked veeery quickly

    • @jennabaily2282
      @jennabaily2282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it’s because he mentioned every video in the description.

    • @jesperjee
      @jesperjee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jennabaily2282 Maybe

    • @jesperjee
      @jesperjee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jennabaily2282 He didn´t though

  • @saveUyghurs
    @saveUyghurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Muslim priest” Um I believe the word is IMAAM!

  • @Cyril29a
    @Cyril29a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean I am pretty certain I have met someone from Pakistan named Hafdik so...

    • @hamzaghazi
      @hamzaghazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the name must be Haadick

  • @mosabhijazi671
    @mosabhijazi671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im fucking crying 9:10

  • @ThomasJ502
    @ThomasJ502 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a naughty girrrl

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol

  • @7ofclubs398
    @7ofclubs398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and yet he made it to pornhub

  • @luisalfaro1709
    @luisalfaro1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That story could not be true. I’m laughing but “I’m a naughty girl !!!” Not true lol

    • @k2x658
      @k2x658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can confirm there were these nokia phones in early 2000 in pakistan with ringtones such as i am naughty girl,Quite normal here because still most people dont understand english here.

    • @GiorgiNemsitsveridze
      @GiorgiNemsitsveridze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why, are you 100% sure he'd remember the lyrics ?

    • @gavincrump9831
      @gavincrump9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luis Alfaro you don’t know that

  • @shaggy75
    @shaggy75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Changed name of bride to get em married.still people have no issue is with..peeps have matured

  • @panache1204
    @panache1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man someone plz tell his wife to FIX HER HAIR.

    • @obtuseandcongruent6510
      @obtuseandcongruent6510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why you gotta be mean? I see you decided to opt out of sharing your photo. Interesting.

    • @panache1204
      @panache1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@obtuseandcongruent6510 love, Im not being mean. I love this couple. Nanjiani is my city boy. Im just getting OCDed bcz her current bangs are doing her no good when she can have much better bangs to frame her pretty face. Is there no stylist around her to point it out to her. For Gods sake she is moving around in Hollywood.

    • @biswajeet9826
      @biswajeet9826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? it's her choice.

    • @amansaxena3211
      @amansaxena3211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Grady Whitman Who the fuck are you grandpa

    • @Nndggdcgc
      @Nndggdcgc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panache123
      I kr? She’s lovely but the shoes and the haircut do not suit her :(

  • @usmantarar1865
    @usmantarar1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stop saying anything bad about muslim

  • @shortfunnyclips2046
    @shortfunnyclips2046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy tries to sound white so much that’s it’s cringe

  • @adammiller3418
    @adammiller3418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is one of those episodes when I legit think conan was faking his amusement cuz this is just really cringy humor

    • @joshwaterman5526
      @joshwaterman5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Adam Miller lol what? This is hilarious

    • @trollingisasport
      @trollingisasport 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      are you fucking kidding me. this IS Conan's style of humor

    • @KJ-rh5el
      @KJ-rh5el 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is hilarious what are you talking about ? ?

  • @mwmceo6145
    @mwmceo6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love this guys jokes