+Mike Elderton Georgia was involved in a jetpack incident where his jetpack went haywire and sent him tumbling through space. Georgia is technically M.I.A. since they've found no corpse nor have they found him alive. (However, in a deleted/unused scene, Georgia is seen tumbling through space but somehow still alive.)
Reminder that said scene involved Georgia having a brief chat with Utah while against the window, so I think that scene would be set before Utah's accident.
"You can mess with Maine." I mean sure, you could, but, if you want my personal opinion, messing with a guy who can punch a guy's head clean off with a single blow is not necessarily a great indicator of intelligence.
And let us not forget, the one who did take down Tex was Maine in the Meta state sooooo.. She aint as unstoppable as she thought, not gonna lie I cheered when Maine handed it to her OP ass. It was beautiful.
that was maine AND washington, maine with several AIs, so for a 2v1 she did very well in that fight. and IIRC maine hit her in the back of the head well she was shooting at wash. @@grimacethedrummer8378
I made a comment on Round One that I used to do boxing. I remember sparring with a gal my age (Me being 22 at the time) and she wore a black training outfit and we sparred. Trust me: She was the real Texas. Never had so much fun sparring with someone who could take hits and still laugh.
Jeff Williams and Bernie were the best writers in Rooster Teeth. Jeff managed to craft a better RWBY through his Soundtrack then Miles and Kerry could ever hope to and when RvB was under Burnie the first 10 seasons it was great and kept getting better.
Not even; In season 8, when the reds/blues release Tex and fight her on the Foundry map, there's a song by Jeff Williams called Agent Texas. THATS the tex version of Murica Fuck Yeah 😂
When I heard this live at PAX, I hadn't heard any of it that wasn't in the movie, so when Lamar Hall got up and started launching state destruction, I was leaping with how awesome it was.
In Reconstruction, when Wash plays the crash video, you can hear Tex asking, "Where are they going?" before it crash lands. Most likely the aliens, including Junior, jumping out.
45 places are listed in the song. 44 states ( Puerto Rico and Washington DC with Carolina being for both north and south) the ones not listed are New York New Mexico Iowa Florida Arizona Wisconsin
Just to clear things up: the states that weren't included in this song are Arizona, Iowa, New Mexico, New York (though I imagine the eye wound is enough, poor guy), North Carolina (Not sure about that one since RT never said if Carolina is North or South), and Wisconsin. Maybe they were wise and stayed clear of Tex?
This song is a great teacher of the difference between can and should, sure you *can* mess with Maine, sure you can pummel on Carolina, but *should* you?
I just realized something, Donut is one of the best soldiers in RvB fight wise and also awesomeness, He killed tex, Was landed on by a pelican, Got his hand lost in the puma, Shot in the chest, Survived dehydration, And the encounter incounter with the meta... Dude he is really strong O.O Donut is more of a soldier then most think.... XD
For those wondering, there are actually only 44 states in this song if you count Carolina as both. Tex is friends with York. Arizona, Iowa, New Mexico, and Wisconsin are left out. This song also adds in D.C. and Puerto Rico. And finally, there is no Florida.
Actually, York and Florida (not to mention New Mexico, Iowa, And Arizona) Are REALLY lucky their asses weren't kicked by Tex...or at least according to this song, cuz York's ass was kicked by Tex in episode 10.
Thanks for the explanation, I've watched the all Ten Seasons religiously and I never figured out why some names were left out (except for Florida). Thanks.
Maybe this is just because I'v listened to this song way too long. But has anyone else noticed Florida isn't mentioned? And before the fans point out the story development, remember this song occurred in season 9, before the Florida thing was brought to light.
I made a bunch of OC's for red vs blue California Alaska Alabama Delaware Virginia sound like 4 of them are dead, although I didn't hear a Delaware in there
For all we know he hit him hard enough for the HELMET to fall off in that scene, and yes he is strong enough to throw a Warthog, but that does NOT mean he can punch off a head, and you never see him decapitate him, it was (as you say) shot from an angle, showing the HELMET, there were no blood effects, and yes, they do use blood effects, remember when he was shot in the throat? Yeah, they use blood. Also the blood from episode 10, tomahawks and CT.
From Massachusetts so flagellation, which happens to be a flogging or beating for religious discipline or sexual gratification. I'm gonna say it's the latter. Because I'm pretty sure Tex isn't a good little Christian girl.
Apparently there IS, but he isn't listed. If you didn't see this weeks episode, Agent Florida is revealed as Flowers, the person that brought Church AKA Alpha to Blood Gulch outpost
well you could mess with maine, but you would definitely get your ass killed unless your the reds and blues (this is also including tex and wash) since nothing can kill them. but you, you'd get killed
"You can mess with Maine."
Yeah, you *can*, but nobody ever said that would be *smart* or *advisable*...
JenamDrag0n If there was a RvB fighting game, I would Main Maine.
Kyle Dean i guess he;d be best in the Meta game
stupogo0 I know it's almost been a month since you typed that, but I felt the need to congratulate you for that pun.
+Kyle Dean I would pick caboose
+Nick Thomas And I know the perfect line he could say if he was defeated "I can't feel my torso"
"Georgia's underneath a bus." So THAT'S what happened to Georgia.
OMG I never realised that!
+Mike Elderton Georgia was involved in a jetpack incident where his jetpack went haywire and sent him tumbling through space. Georgia is technically M.I.A. since they've found no corpse nor have they found him alive. (However, in a deleted/unused scene, Georgia is seen tumbling through space but somehow still alive.)
That was a funny clip. Glad you appreciated my joke, too.
Reminder that said scene involved Georgia having a brief chat with Utah while against the window, so I think that scene would be set before Utah's accident.
I was gonna write this but I was 5 years late
"You can mess with Maine." I mean sure, you could, but, if you want my personal opinion, messing with a guy who can punch a guy's head clean off with a single blow is not necessarily a great indicator of intelligence.
IK it was 6 years ago but *this is Texas we're talking about*
@@temp3608Who is doomed to always fail.
except when training apparently. @@joemaxwel1997
And let us not forget, the one who did take down Tex was Maine in the Meta state sooooo.. She aint as unstoppable as she thought, not gonna lie I cheered when Maine handed it to her OP ass. It was beautiful.
that was maine AND washington, maine with several AIs, so for a 2v1 she did very well in that fight. and IIRC maine hit her in the back of the head well she was shooting at wash. @@grimacethedrummer8378
I'm surprised they managed to come up with 40 synonyms for "You just got your ass kicked"
Why in the name of Sarges favourite shotgun would you want to mess with MAINE??The guy got shot nine times in the throat and STILL kicked ass!
When I need to write a bad ass scene... I just listen to this and suddenly, bad ass moments flow from my mind without a problem.
Man, Tex is cool!
*watches season 1*
Wait
hold on
HA LOL
*IM FUCKING HAWAII!!!!!*
nah she still badass
Hehehe, just keep watching kido. It only get better, and better, and better.
+Kuro Nyra except someone thats starts with an m
I made a comment on Round One that I used to do boxing. I remember sparring with a gal my age (Me being 22 at the time) and she wore a black training outfit and we sparred. Trust me: She was the real Texas. Never had so much fun sparring with someone who could take hits and still laugh.
Nice
She sounds like she'd be fun to hang out with.
Lucky
" Puerto Rico- does that even count" (sigh) me being from Puerto Rico, I should've seen that coming
Poor agent Puerto Rico didn't stood a chance. Sad im from there too.
+Vector Barreiro Ray is mad.
There really should've been an Agent Puerto Rico played by Ray.
No way in, no way out. No way in, no way out. No way in, no way out.
CheesyRobes TM Its a joke, I'm glad from where I come from
A moment of silence for the states left out of this song:
New York
Wisconsin
Arizona
Oregon
Iowa
Florida
2:53 "Oregon in great duress"
Poor Florida.
It's a real shame that poor Florida
.
***** There's New York city, and new york state.
I love RoosterTeeth and their music composers... fucking fantastic.
MicroSquare Films Jeff Williams is the composer for most of the soundtrack. He makes such cool music. :D
Jeff Williams and Bernie were the best writers in Rooster Teeth. Jeff managed to craft a better RWBY through his Soundtrack then Miles and Kerry could ever hope to and when RvB was under Burnie the first 10 seasons it was great and kept getting better.
This is like the Texas equivalent of "Murica Fuck Yeah"
True
+Corporal Xander So true. They should play this at UT games
murica fuck yeah opens for on your knees
Not even; In season 8, when the reds/blues release Tex and fight her on the Foundry map, there's a song by Jeff Williams called Agent Texas. THATS the tex version of Murica Fuck Yeah 😂
When I heard this live at PAX, I hadn't heard any of it that wasn't in the movie, so when Lamar Hall got up and started launching state destruction, I was leaping with how awesome it was.
so that's what happened Georgia
he was under a bus
Δ Delta then they put him under a bus. You know for research purposes.
Well spartan ops isn’t canon for RVB, it was an Easter egg
Didn't his jetpack malfunction in space and he was set off course till he died
In Reconstruction, when Wash plays the crash video, you can hear Tex asking, "Where are they going?" before it crash lands. Most likely the aliens, including Junior, jumping out.
You can't mess with Maine... unless you're a light reconnaissance vehicle that resembles a large cat of some kind.
What in Sam Hill is a puma?
PS3Ahoy It's a big cat. Like a lion.
You're making that up.
PS3Ahoy I'm telling you, it's a real animal!
mechanismK, I want you to poison Second Lieutenant Donovan's next meal.
I want to see a battle royal between all 50 freelancers. Except for Georgia. . . poor Georgia.
So you mean Tex and Carolina versus everyone else? With Maine coming out of nowhere and stealing the win?
@@e.v4892 I sincerely doubt Maine could beat Tex and Carolina combined
And no Iowa, did you see the episode Triplets? He's too nice
And the sim troopers
"WHAT HAPPENED TO GEORGIA?"
thats one way of learning your states LOL
And this is how a Brit, like myself, can learn most of the American states in just one song
i feel like in every form of a team tex was in, every sentence they talk can end with
THEN there is Texas
this songs just tells us what happened to most of the agents from project freelancer
Besides Georgia. He's currently floating around in space.
True, But how do you put that into the song.
deadpoolio8 Georgia is floating in space, while Texas beats your face.
MysteryMrR nice one
Georgia was a jackass
I really like the little jokes that are left at the beginning of most songs
Like?
TheRevolverProject "If you don't buy this on iTunes Tex is going to shoot your jewels."
My favorite was "Wyoming needs a change of pants"
Bow chicka bow wow
This is applicable because I think hes gay? He strikes me as either bi or gay I don't know if it's TRUE though
4:11
Grif's got someone to relate to.
I agree so much.
Too bad he's dead
@@JuliaTheSun greif or wash?
This should be the Texas state Anthem.
Just my words
***** lol aren't you in Massachusetts?
Sharkface I am. I was born in Mohawk, New York though.
Zakharius GO TEXAS
I thought it was already.
I like how this songs paints Tex as the ultimate badass (she is) but gets killed by Franklin Delano Donut in season 1
Tex may be a badass cop, but even she is weak to donuts
She’s always destined to fail
I swear the line about Puerto Rico is just there to spite Ray.
What if Ray wrote it???
I know, it didn't happen
Inferno1191 I would laugh
knowing him and being the only Puerto Rican there he most likley did.
Just realised they left me out, Come on? wasn't I funny enough to be mentioned in the dam song already?!
its ok york
Hey...at least your dedicated york
Jack Wolfbane yeah dedicated is a word. At least your not a total bust.
They forgot York? How about Wisconsin?
I would be more worried about his face...got hit by a frag
The delivery of ''motherfucker'', it was great.
***** ok, now you're starting to sound like my ex-wife
shadow wolf gaming LMFAO
***** Mess with a team of UNSC Marines and you'll wish you were fighting some simulation troopers, Tex. Oo-fucking-rah.
Second Lieutenant Donovan dude, you missed out bitch on the end of the "Oo-fucking-rah."
shadow wolf gaming Shit, you're right. Oo-fucking-rah, bitch!
Also: My sister and her husband should cancel their appointments. They live in Nebraska.
***** Texas is way better than Nebraska anyway.
Mine was under a bus :()
***** Texas..... Never thought i'd see you around here...
***** dont fuck with me you mean lol
Nick Thomas if i messed with tex whatsoever she would kick me in the nuts! She does that to everyone mainly grif and york for some reason though.
3:33
“PUERTO RICO- Does that even count?-“
45 places are listed in the song. 44 states ( Puerto Rico and Washington DC with Carolina being for both north and south) the ones not listed are
New York
New Mexico
Iowa
Florida
Arizona
Wisconsin
We don't talk about Florida.
All i can say is that this song is beast and has more swears than a court trial.
no, thank you, i don't want to mess with maine.
I would over messing with Texes :/
Welp your funeral
Just to clear things up: the states that weren't included in this song are Arizona, Iowa, New Mexico, New York (though I imagine the eye wound is enough, poor guy), North Carolina (Not sure about that one since RT never said if Carolina is North or South), and Wisconsin. Maybe they were wise and stayed clear of Tex?
oh.. so that's what happened to Georgia..
Snipergirl1140 We don't talk about what happened to Georgia.
Shhhhhhh....
+Silver Saber 〈Azra〉 Those damn space buses, am I right?
+Silver Saber 〈Azra〉 You don't want to know...
+Silver Saber 〈Azra〉 But just remember we never found the body
This song is a great teacher of the difference between can and should, sure you *can* mess with Maine, sure you can pummel on Carolina, but *should* you?
I'm working on Tex cosplay and I honestly can't wait to go to a convention with it on and blare this.
And both Maine and Wyoming are mentioned by name in the lyrics of the song as getting some hurt delivered but York isn't. That's what I noticed.
"mess with maine" tell me how that works out for you xD
1:05 I never noticed how funny Maine looked
Never said that to his face! (er, helmet)
He'll kick your shit in for saying dat
Best song ever....of all time... ;D
(just for Agent.Washington)
omg this is one on my fav songs by jeff williams, love the badass rap
Georgia got lost in space then crashed back to earth and landed under a bus R.I.P
I just realized something, Donut is one of the best soldiers in RvB fight wise and also awesomeness, He killed tex, Was landed on by a pelican, Got his hand lost in the puma, Shot in the chest, Survived dehydration, And the encounter incounter with the meta... Dude he is really strong O.O Donut is more of a soldier then most think.... XD
In the RvB fan guide it also says in one of the seasons Donut has the most kills. more than Tex
"You can screw Nevada, mess with Maine"
I don't think messing with the Meta is a good idea.
"on your knees" bow chika bow wow
... "Bitch in black" ... I died. xD
Is it because of laughter, or did Texas do it instead?
Borkymarp Why can't it be both?
Borkymarp It was more because of the irony that I wear black too. lol
"Kansas - Point of no Return"? Very clever. Gotta hand it to Jeff. Subtle reference and great song. That's a winning combo.
You can mess with Maine but it won’t turn out well
For those wondering, there are actually only 44 states in this song if you count Carolina as both.
Tex is friends with York.
Arizona, Iowa, New Mexico, and Wisconsin are left out.
This song also adds in D.C. and Puerto Rico.
And finally, there is no Florida.
My state got destroyed
Doesn't matter since you are just a ghost, I mean AI, I mean uhmm....
could be worse. My state is always having cars thrown at him haha.
My state is the one kicking all of your asses :D
Luckily mine only got bitch slapped.
Mine is just at a point of no return...which oddly fits.
Love this song so much...
So THAT'S what happened to Georgia...
Hahaha.... I actually live in Texas, so this is so much more awesome. This is basically our theme song
Personally, the Meta is my favorite character in all of RvB. He is truly the most badass person in all of RVB. IMO.
This season had the most badass soundtrack I've ever heard in anything.
Florida was never mentioned... Poor Florida.
same as york
Actually, York and Florida (not to mention New Mexico, Iowa, And Arizona) Are REALLY lucky their asses weren't kicked by Tex...or at least according to this song, cuz York's ass was kicked by Tex in episode 10.
Thaddeus Night I meant poor Florida as whenever Florida is mentioned in the show they always end the sentence with "Poor Florida..."
...I haven't seen that, can you give me a reference?
I'm not sure which specific episode its on. But it's in the blood gulch chronicles or near that.
Thanks for the explanation, I've watched the all Ten Seasons religiously and I never figured out why some names were left out (except for Florida). Thanks.
I want this to be my theme song, but i don't think I'm badass enough
Season 1
Tex: I'm a Badass Cop in every state
Donut: Eat my explosively sugary goodness
YAY Im safe up here in Wisconsin, eh!
SimplyAwesome I'm here in Washington. You got any extra ointment I can borrow?
Well I'm in Texas so I win
Go Canada eh!
+GhostManta keep watching the show. Florida also goes to Dodo Bird state... oh, and by the way... Spoiler alert!
+EvilPoke5 so am i
Maybe this is just because I'v listened to this song way too long. But has anyone else noticed Florida isn't mentioned? And before the fans point out the story development, remember this song occurred in season 9, before the Florida thing was brought to light.
Pummel down on Carolina? Yeah right xD
I mean it is Tex
Ya but Carolina is the best.
Carolina and Texas are both trash.
What a nice piece of music to curbstomp a team of multiplayer noobs.
Also, Puerto Rico *should* count as a part of the States, dang it!
"you got 9 lives she's got 10"
Tell that to Alison the person tex is based on.
I like this song way too much.
I think its just because she is my state I'm in love with her.
My state was left in a puddle of pain ._.
Its okay, mine didn't have chance.
Mine is really f
well at least you count cause apparently i don't
Mine was beat down on the floor... twice.
Mines in a stranglehold
Epic asskicking, the song.
I made a bunch of OC's for red vs blue
California
Alaska
Alabama
Delaware
Virginia
sound like 4 of them are dead, although I didn't hear a Delaware in there
"pick up Delaware and slam her" 3:04
Shit
Sorry Doc, she's gone
I made New Hampshire a while back.
Delawhere?
love the song its the best
well... my state is in a stranglehood
Mine was under a bus :()
My state is getting messed with.
My state isn't so lucky
My sister should of canceled all appointments
I'm kicking all your asses >:D
I don't wanna end up like georga
Allison scares the shit out of me, just saying.
Good you should be >:-)
Scared of me >:-)
That's not Allison ,and never will be. All she ever will be is Tex
yea I would not want to be in her bad side or be Griff around her. she seems to dislike him
Stuka My guess as to why she dislikes Grif and Tucker? Grif is a disgusting slob and Tucker is a straight pervert.
Both are true
"Puerto Rico- Does that even count?"
BEST. LINE. EVER.
im in north Carolina aka Carolina so my states a fucking badass
Hey whern are you going to uplode
robot pirate fox thingy least im partnered with her...
Agent David Washington her
robot pirate fox thingy Woohoo! Yes! Go us North Carolinians!
yea
One of my fav RvB songs @-@ Gotta love Tex.
They didnt mention anythign about Arizona so we have been saved from getting our asses handed to us
I live in Texas so I win
+Jack Kreye I live in Europe soo yeah
+Mr Bwabbers Yep ^^
York Wyoming and Maine: *why do we hear boss music?*
screw with maine?
why the fuck would anyone wanna do that?!
Tex beat the shit outta Maine the Meta is what killed Tex
screw with Nevada* The Maine was was "mess with main" And, you don't mess with Nevada ):
"bit of a badass, anyone can tell" ... Plus 100 points for a well used reference!
Puerto Rico do we count? right?...no? Okay saved from Tex.
Ishitzu Risu Lucky bastards. I'm relocating. I need a lot of ointment after that ass-whupping.
And from which state are you from? I wan't to know your predicament.
Ishitzu Risu Washington. We're gonna need a shit ton of ointment.
Second Lieutenant Donovan She is going to hurt you soooooo bad.
Guess I'm lucky I live in Florida.
For all we know he hit him hard enough for the HELMET to fall off in that scene, and yes he is strong enough to throw a Warthog, but that does NOT mean he can punch off a head, and you never see him decapitate him, it was (as you say) shot from an angle, showing the HELMET, there were no blood effects, and yes, they do use blood effects, remember when he was shot in the throat? Yeah, they use blood. Also the blood from episode 10, tomahawks and CT.
He still killed the guy in one punch
so what happen to you guys I got thrown underneath a bus
+DuskTheEpichedgehog
I'm in great duress.
(Oregon)
I was born in Texas.....
The lost cosmonaut oh so I need to talk to you about my hospital bill
From Massachusetts so flagellation, which happens to be a flogging or beating for religious discipline or sexual gratification. I'm gonna say it's the latter. Because I'm pretty sure Tex isn't a good little Christian girl.
I probably got one of the best results, apparently I'm only on my knees. (Maryland)
The last 2 verses were EPIC
"On your knees"
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
"But if you fuck with Tex you'll be on your knees for sure!! Motherfucker!!" Love it!!!
Apparently there IS, but he isn't listed. If you didn't see this weeks episode, Agent Florida is revealed as Flowers, the person that brought Church AKA Alpha to Blood Gulch outpost
dammit I replayed this 5 times... damn you and your awesome music making skills Jeff!
It's also on youtube. It's an extra scene on the DVD, someone's already uploaded it here xD
what is
I love the drumming to this song
"Agent Tex is a bit of a badass"
Wow, no York or Wisconsin? Dicks
Well that is true
Endless Road Exactly what I said..
where is florida?
He's in Blood Gulch protecting the Alpha.
Years later and “Kansas Point of no Return” still cracks me up
Yes there is. Watch last episode season 10, there is agent Florida, and it also shows a map of the states and shows Florida.
Haha! Omg I never noticed this til now XD "Kansas pointof no return" :D thats a song titke from The band Kansas hahaha :P
Обожаю эту песню.
well you could mess with maine, but you would definitely get your ass killed unless your the reds and blues (this is also including tex and wash) since nothing can kill them. but you, you'd get killed
West Virginia isn't in this ;-;
Best song ever
Of all time