+XenoGuy 123 The only thing I could think of when she said that is in an alternate universe where this show is stupid cringe-worthy the majority of people would say "Omfg no she's not."
Anyone who has never seen red vs blue before would be very confused with the random dialogue. Especially with the "this place is filled with mean ladies" part.
This is my favourite RvB fight scene. I mean the freelancer episodes were fantastic and some of the best fight animation that I have seen. But this fight was a perfect blend of comedy and badassness
It delights me that they included some of the dialogue from this episode, because it is absolutely priceless, but my personal favourite is Caboose's,"Beep bop beep boop..."
+JKtheAdventurer thats a little bit what he said. Lol. Like half. And as I once learned from some important figure. "Half is way more then enough, im gonna take a nap"
The guy was coated in soot or some other black powdery substance which got on him when he went through the teleport. She punches him, and it gets knocked off of him in this fight scene
F.I.L.S.S: Alarm, security breach, level Alpha. All personnel report for duty. This is not a drill. Simmons: Run! Grif: Oh, crap! Where is she? Simmons: I don't wanna die! Caboose: Sheila, we have to help them! F.I.L.S.S: Help who? Caboose: The Reds! Tex is attacking them, we have to stop her! F.I.L.S.S: Stop Agent Texas? Oh no, absolutely not. We should never interfere with an ongoing battlefield simulation test. Our job is to observe and document. Caboose: But she'll kill them! F.I.L.S.S: Oh, that would be wonderful! What a successful test! Sarge: We need to keep moving, men. Come on, double-time. Hell I'd settle for single-time! Simmons: Maybe we should just fight. I'm afraid she's gonna start picking us off one by- Simmons: -one! Simmons: Oh man, forget this. I need to get a bigger weapon. Caboose, help us! Caboose: How? The computer won't let me. She's mean! This place is filled with mean ladies! Simmons: Push some buttons, I don't know! Caboose: Buttons!? Oh man, I love buttons! Beep bop boop boop beep bop boop boop! Simmons: Wow. That...actually worked perfectly. Thanks! Caboose: Great! How the heck did I do that? Grif: Ow! Tucker: Hey Simmons, what the hell is going on in there? Simmons: You gotta help us! Do you know how to use that thing? Tucker: My sword? Fuck yeah I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish-swish-stab? It's a fuckin' sword dude, it's not a fighter jet. Simmons: Just come and help me! Grif: Wait wait wait-! Grif: O-ho o-ho... Tucker: Hey, Sweet Cheeks! Tucker: Remember me? Step away from the idiot! Simmons: Oh God, please don't let her see me... Caboose: Yes! I saved Tucker! Oh wait... I saved Tucker... Tucker: Caboose, what're you doing? You're messing up my plan with Simmons! I was supposed to distract her for him! Simmons: YOU RATTED ME OUT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! Simmons: Oh shit! Simmons: Oh shit! Tucker: That was awesom- ow! Caboose: Um, can we use turrets on her or, some explodey fiery thing? F.I.L.S.S: That would be outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols. I cannot do that. Grif: What do we do Sarge? Sarge: I don't know...I've never hit a girl in my life! Simmons: Yeah, I noticed. Try harder! Grif: Hah! Simmons: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU---UUCK! Grif: Ha-how! Simmons: Oh no, Grif! Grif: Yikes! Sarge: Private Grif, you should be ashamed of yourself. We've run out of ammo again! That's your responsibility! Grif: Huh. I guess this is the first time my laziness has ever saved my- Grif: -oof! Protect me, cone! Simmons: Watch it! Grif: You watch it! Sarge: You idiots! Let me show you how it's done! Grif: Nice demonstration, Sarge. Sarge: Ah shut up. Simmons: Hey guys, look up there. Tucker: Uhh, what? Hey Caboose! Remember when I said not to help me? Forget that, I need you to help me. Right now! Caboose: What holds up that crate? F.I.L.S.S: Mechanical controls are on the left side of the console. Tucker: I can't believe that worked! ...Aw fuck, that didn't work! F.I.L.S.S: I knew that would not work. Agent Tex is a bit of a badass. Grif: We gotta get outta here! Simmons: We'll be crushed! Tucker: Don't worry guys, I got this. SWISH! Grif: Ow! We were crushed! Tucker: Aw fuckberries. Tex, can you- oh! Tucker: Alright, you know what, that's it! Come here! Simmons: Oh thank God, thought I was a goner. Sarge, where are you? Sarge pops up out of a pile of medpacks Sarge: Rrr, what happened? I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated! Tucker: Swish-fuck! Swoosh-fah! Ah, stab- God dammit! Gah! Oh come on. O-aow, bullshit! Grif: Whoa, did you see that?! Simmons: How could I have missed that? Tucker: What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody.Well, not me, but... Sarge: That rocket launcher's one of the older models, right? Tucker: Ow! Ow! Ahow! Simmons: Yeah. Sarge: That means it's got heat seeking. Tucker: I didn't know that was there! Sarge: Now lock on and let her rip! Simmons: Oh right, I forgot about that. Tucker: (off screen) Ow, holy crap, you just don't know how to use it- Tucker: -bitch! Damn it, I hate this black stuff, what the hell is it?!?! Grif: There she is! Tucker: Huh? Sarge: Get her! Simmons: Wait, guys... Tucker: Ow, come on! I'm not Tex, I'm a Blue! I'm not the one you're fighting. Leave me the fuck alone! Grif: Kicking's hard. Tucker: Why are you hitting me, I'm not Tex! Simmons: Sarge, hold on, hold on! Sarge: Hm? Simmons: I think that's Tucker, not Tex. Tucker: See I told you! Tucker: Ow, you fucker! Why'd you do that? Sarge: Meh, force o' habit. Tucker: Man you guys are n-ah- Grif: Hey, watch it- whoa- Tucker: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa-! Grif: Don't fall in the- Grif: Hold still, hold still, I can see her. She's right over there by the other- Grif: Uh oh. Tucker: Grif, I see her. Grif: What is your problem with my balls?! Tucker: Whoa, who-whoa, hawhoa! Aw crap. Tucker: O-ho, wow, right into the mount, huh? O-hoa, not even gonna buy dinner? Come on, I like your style! Sarge: Simmons, what're you waiting for? Simmons: They look the same! Which one do I shoot?! Tucker: Ow! Shoot the one who's winning, dumbass! Grif: Ow!!! Simmons: Grif! Watch it! Grif: Uh-huh-huh!!! Tucker: Ahoww, ow! Sarge: Wow, knocked the black right off ya! Tucker: That's racist! Sarge: You're all clear Simmons, now shoot her! Simmons: Fire in the hole! Tucker: Are you fucking kidding me? Run! Grif: Oh God, not my ba- Grif: Oh thank God. I thought I was- Grif: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED! Simmons: GRRRIIIIIIFFFFF! Grif: Ooaaah! Why won't you just kill me?! Church: Hey Tex! Church: How 'bout you pick on somebody your own size?
Simmons: Caboose, help us! Caboose: How!? The computer won't let me! She's mean! This place is filled with mean ladies! Simmons: Push some buttons, I don't know! Caboose: Button? Oh man I love buttons! *imitating beeping noises* Simmons: Wow, can't believe that worked. Thanks! Caboose: Great!... how the heck did I do that?
Mobius395 Those Grif’s have now time-travelled or arrived in this dimension or some other bullshit Blue team problematic stuff. Basically, there’s 64 of them now.
"I am not mean. I am just hired to do mean things" But anyway, Tex's name is one huge joke with her theme because her name is Texas and her theme has western movie vibe. Well played RT, well played.
"Hello, I am the Freelancer Integrated Logistics Security System. You may call me FILSS. It's a pleasure to meet you. You now have 10 seconds left to live."
I watched it when I was 10. Used to love halo is all. Grown up from it though. Pretty badass had to check in on my childhood "one more time" - daft punk. "Protect me cone"
I honestly wish we got more of this super Tex. Seeing her wreck the reds and blues was awesome. Hell I would be down for an entire season where it's just Tex taking on the entire fucking galaxy lol
I personally think the eight season was the best as a total, so far, as season 9 isn't finished yet. The acting, Monty's animations and the series wouldn't be half as good without the awesome music. Just sets the mood, doesn't it? Anyways, shout-out to Jeff Williams and the staff at Rooster Teeth. You're doing a mighty fine job.
I love how the bass line goes from very simple and easy to learn to balls out "oh shit what just happened". Still a lot of fun to learn and play though
Anyone else pick up on what sounded like a lion roar near the end? Jeff Williams you have my vote to take over as lead audio for any future Halo titles.
Are you implying that Tex would die with you or that you would die because of Tex, cause the way that you phrased that made it sound like you'd both be sleeping with the angels.
xSketchii A bit? She doesn't look at explosions. She is a super weapon. She has a locker that holds a motor cycle and a rocket launcher that even F.I.L.S.S. didn't know about. And finally, she's freaking Tex. Of course she's badass. In fact, she is badass personified!!!
has anybody else noticed a black girl is the most badass character in a successful internet series? BRAVO ROOSTER TEETH FOR EXTREME EQUALITY! and she was first killed by a guy in pink armor...O_O MY GOD ROOSTER TEETH IS BRILLIANT
_"Agent Tex is a bit of a badass."_
*OH YOU DON'T SAY?*
+XenoGuy 123 A bit of one?
+XenoGuy 123 Ha!
+XenoGuy 123 The only thing I could think of when she said that is in an alternate universe where this show is stupid cringe-worthy the majority of people would say "Omfg no she's not."
What, shes not because its a show and anything can happen? Why the fuck are you even here if you don't like that kinda stuff?
This place is filled with mean ladies
Anyone who has never seen red vs blue before would be very confused with the random dialogue. Especially with the "this place is filled with mean ladies" part.
Still confused about that
@@gmailquinn I guess it's just the editing for this specific video
Or protect me cone
@Redofreko no he actually is saying “this place is filled with mean ladies” ‘cause right before it he says “the computer won’t let me, she’s mean.”
@Redofreko no it's mean
"What's not to understand? It's a fuckin' sword dude, not a fighter jet!" - Tucker
Swish swish stab
"um, can we use turrets on her or some explodey fiery things" - MJ Caboose
WhackyJ in AK
RaveFoil63
WhackyJ in AK
"Hey Tex!"
*Throws a ball at Tex*
"How about you pick on somebody your own size?"
*Gets pummeled later by his own body*
That isn’t physically possible
Trevor Parker
That’s just what he was screaming
@@trevorparker6400 huh, that's funny. He was saying the same thing as he died.
That doesn't seem physically possible
i mean, he did ask for it.
This is my favourite RvB fight scene. I mean the freelancer episodes were fantastic and some of the best fight animation that I have seen. But this fight was a perfect blend of comedy and badassness
it wasn't a fight
it was a massacre
I agree 👍
Moa Dixøn™ - Agreed.
This fight is what made me watch the darn thing
Sarge: I don't know I've never hit a girl before in my life. Simons: Yeah I noticed try harder.
Grid not Simmons
+CWFooey34 griff
+CWFooey34 Grif
+Kyle Marsh auto-corrected
in the show, it is Simmons, though. i guess they changed it for the remastered version
It delights me that they included some of the dialogue from this episode, because it is absolutely priceless, but my personal favourite is Caboose's,"Beep bop beep boop..."
"Buttons! Oh man, I love buttons!"
"I feel oddly rejuvenated!" ~ Sarge
The absolute best line from this fight.
Not what he said
***** really? huh. I haven't watched Season 7 in a while, so forgive my misinformation.
+Noah Taylor It's fine
+JKtheAdventurer thats a little bit what he said. Lol. Like half.
And as I once learned from some important figure.
"Half is way more then enough, im gonna take a nap"
Peter Schmidt Yeah, I rewatched Season 8 and remembered the whole line. I feel like an idiot now. XD
Wow she knocked the black right off you
swish-swish-stab!
when he said that I was crying xD
+Nico Tan Jesus what the episode
The guy was coated in soot or some other black powdery substance which got on him when he went through the teleport. She punches him, and it gets knocked off of him in this fight scene
+Nealen- Gaming we've seen it...
'I just wanted to say, I got a hardline Tex can use! Bow chicka bow wow!' - Tucker
It wasnt a hardline but its close
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
Caboose what did I tell you about that
Honk chicka bonk honk
I'm going to break you, private tucker
Once this theme started playing, all Grif knew was pain. Pain and nut shots.
alphabladelm2011
Not 100% sure but I think those go hand-in-hand, feel free to correct me though
@@sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 no more like balls in balls bro and his poor pp
Are they both not the same category?
And he had nothing but a cone to defend himself
sounds about right
This is pretty much the official Rooster Teeth theme.
waluchimaru well i always thought of it as Blood Gulch Blues
+lgc productions Because it basically is
+lgc productions But they used this at the end of their videos as an outro, so..
+angel rivera GET OUTTA MY RED VS BLUE HOMESTUCK!
The toast That's rude. I can be wherever I want. Especially if it involves an amazing webseries.
"They look the same? Which one do I shoot!"
"OW, Shoot the one who's winning, dumbass!"
Bens Bricks what's the problem with her and my balls 🤢
Whats to inderstand about swish swish stab
Why won't you kill me?!
Bens Bricks "BIIIIIIITTTCH"
I love that quote!
THIS PLACE IS FULL OF MEAN LADIES!!!
REALLY MEAN LADIES!
Dwarven Actor Tex and FLISS in a nutshell.
Chris Marcotte Fillis*
Flubble Biscuitness My name is Michael J. Caboose! And I... hate... TAXES!
Vincenzo Lantino Damn it Caboose 'Texas'
"Why won't you just kill me?"-Giff
*Best. Thank you
I know! lol
Grif*
+Professor it was already corrected
+CWFooey34 grif has one f
F.I.L.S.S: Alarm, security breach, level Alpha. All personnel report for duty. This is not a drill.
Simmons: Run!
Grif: Oh, crap! Where is she?
Simmons: I don't wanna die!
Caboose: Sheila, we have to help them!
F.I.L.S.S: Help who?
Caboose: The Reds! Tex is attacking them, we have to stop her!
F.I.L.S.S: Stop Agent Texas? Oh no, absolutely not. We should never interfere with an ongoing battlefield simulation test. Our job is to observe and document.
Caboose: But she'll kill them!
F.I.L.S.S: Oh, that would be wonderful! What a successful test!
Sarge: We need to keep moving, men. Come on, double-time. Hell I'd settle for single-time!
Simmons: Maybe we should just fight. I'm afraid she's gonna start picking us off one by-
Simmons: -one!
Simmons: Oh man, forget this. I need to get a bigger weapon. Caboose, help us!
Caboose: How? The computer won't let me. She's mean! This place is filled with mean ladies!
Simmons: Push some buttons, I don't know!
Caboose: Buttons!? Oh man, I love buttons! Beep bop boop boop beep bop boop boop!
Simmons: Wow. That...actually worked perfectly. Thanks!
Caboose: Great! How the heck did I do that?
Grif: Ow!
Tucker: Hey Simmons, what the hell is going on in there?
Simmons: You gotta help us! Do you know how to use that thing?
Tucker: My sword? Fuck yeah I know how to use it. What's to understand about swish-swish-stab? It's a fuckin' sword dude, it's not a fighter jet.
Simmons: Just come and help me!
Grif: Wait wait wait-!
Grif: O-ho o-ho...
Tucker: Hey, Sweet Cheeks!
Tucker: Remember me? Step away from the idiot!
Simmons: Oh God, please don't let her see me...
Caboose: Yes! I saved Tucker! Oh wait... I saved Tucker...
Tucker: Caboose, what're you doing? You're messing up my plan with Simmons! I was supposed to distract her for him!
Simmons: YOU RATTED ME OUT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Simmons: Oh shit!
Simmons: Oh shit!
Tucker: That was awesom- ow!
Caboose: Um, can we use turrets on her or, some explodey fiery thing?
F.I.L.S.S: That would be outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols. I cannot do that.
Grif: What do we do Sarge?
Sarge: I don't know...I've never hit a girl in my life!
Simmons: Yeah, I noticed. Try harder!
Grif: Hah!
Simmons: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU---UUCK!
Grif: Ha-how!
Simmons: Oh no, Grif!
Grif: Yikes!
Sarge: Private Grif, you should be ashamed of yourself. We've run out of ammo again! That's your responsibility!
Grif: Huh. I guess this is the first time my laziness has ever saved my-
Grif: -oof! Protect me, cone!
Simmons: Watch it!
Grif: You watch it!
Sarge: You idiots! Let me show you how it's done!
Grif: Nice demonstration, Sarge.
Sarge: Ah shut up.
Simmons: Hey guys, look up there.
Tucker: Uhh, what? Hey Caboose! Remember when I said not to help me? Forget that, I need you to help me. Right now!
Caboose: What holds up that crate?
F.I.L.S.S: Mechanical controls are on the left side of the console.
Tucker: I can't believe that worked! ...Aw fuck, that didn't work!
F.I.L.S.S: I knew that would not work. Agent Tex is a bit of a badass.
Grif: We gotta get outta here!
Simmons: We'll be crushed!
Tucker: Don't worry guys, I got this. SWISH!
Grif: Ow! We were crushed!
Tucker: Aw fuckberries. Tex, can you- oh!
Tucker: Alright, you know what, that's it! Come here!
Simmons: Oh thank God, thought I was a goner. Sarge, where are you?
Sarge pops up out of a pile of medpacks
Sarge: Rrr, what happened? I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated!
Tucker: Swish-fuck! Swoosh-fah! Ah, stab- God dammit! Gah! Oh come on. O-aow, bullshit!
Grif: Whoa, did you see that?!
Simmons: How could I have missed that?
Tucker: What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody.Well, not me, but...
Sarge: That rocket launcher's one of the older models, right?
Tucker: Ow! Ow! Ahow!
Simmons: Yeah.
Sarge: That means it's got heat seeking.
Tucker: I didn't know that was there!
Sarge: Now lock on and let her rip!
Simmons: Oh right, I forgot about that.
Tucker: (off screen) Ow, holy crap, you just don't know how to use it-
Tucker: -bitch! Damn it, I hate this black stuff, what the hell is it?!?!
Grif: There she is!
Tucker: Huh?
Sarge: Get her!
Simmons: Wait, guys...
Tucker: Ow, come on! I'm not Tex, I'm a Blue! I'm not the one you're fighting. Leave me the fuck alone!
Grif: Kicking's hard.
Tucker: Why are you hitting me, I'm not Tex!
Simmons: Sarge, hold on, hold on!
Sarge: Hm?
Simmons: I think that's Tucker, not Tex.
Tucker: See I told you!
Tucker: Ow, you fucker! Why'd you do that?
Sarge: Meh, force o' habit.
Tucker: Man you guys are n-ah-
Grif: Hey, watch it- whoa-
Tucker: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa-!
Grif: Don't fall in the-
Grif: Hold still, hold still, I can see her. She's right over there by the other-
Grif: Uh oh.
Tucker: Grif, I see her.
Grif: What is your problem with my balls?!
Tucker: Whoa, who-whoa, hawhoa! Aw crap.
Tucker: O-ho, wow, right into the mount, huh? O-hoa, not even gonna buy dinner? Come on, I like your style!
Sarge: Simmons, what're you waiting for?
Simmons: They look the same! Which one do I shoot?!
Tucker: Ow! Shoot the one who's winning, dumbass!
Grif: Ow!!!
Simmons: Grif! Watch it!
Grif: Uh-huh-huh!!!
Tucker: Ahoww, ow!
Sarge: Wow, knocked the black right off ya!
Tucker: That's racist!
Sarge: You're all clear Simmons, now shoot her!
Simmons: Fire in the hole!
Tucker: Are you fucking kidding me? Run!
Grif: Oh God, not my ba-
Grif: Oh thank God. I thought I was-
Grif: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
Simmons: GRRRIIIIIIFFFFF!
Grif: Ooaaah! Why won't you just kill me?!
Church: Hey Tex!
Church: How 'bout you pick on somebody your own size?
My man wrote an entire essay
@@elkrumb9159 i forgot i did this, lol. 2 years ago.
Jesus Christ. Why?
@@sharkbaitares2027 sir you beat me in story yt comments here the crown of comment story's wear it with pride
Ahh yes the sacred texts
"Run!"
"Oh crap! Where is she?"
"I don't wanna die!"
"Sheila! We have to help them?"
"Help who?"
"The Reds!"
Oh no We should not interfere super soldier
But she'll kill them!
@@lancearnold54
That would be wonderful!
@@TheLane1976 What a successful test
Simmons: Caboose, help us!
Caboose: How!? The computer won't let me! She's mean! This place is filled with mean ladies!
Simmons: Push some buttons, I don't know!
Caboose: Button? Oh man I love buttons! *imitating beeping noises*
Simmons: Wow, can't believe that worked. Thanks!
Caboose: Great!... how the heck did I do that?
CrawlerEnder 935 Further explains that Caboose has freelancer knowledge that he doesn't know about.
Tucker: caboose your messing up my plan with simmons i was supose to distract her for him
@@takuapilot1190 Simmmons: you ratted me out you son of a bitch
@@michaelj.caboose3187 *rocket goes through teleport and heads towards simmons
@@takuapilot1190 "OH SHIT! *FIRED the rocket* "OOOHH SSSSHHHHIIIITTTTT!"
Thumbnail should have been the single punch that takes down Sarge, Griff, and Simmons. That shit was too brutal for tv.
That shit was soo brutal that my neighborhood's electricity shut down the moment it ended.
it's not grif that take the hit it's Tucker
"Agent Tex is a bit of a bad-ass"
I feel like that is an understatement.
SpartanHero01 Tucker shot Tex in the ass...
and then church got the blame
Plague Knight The Insane Plagued Alchemist
I got to use a Sniper Rifle and i ended up unloading a Round in to her Ass.
Hey Chicka Bum Bum
29 people got the Grif Treatment.
Sarge hates 33 people besides Grif
It has two f's. Caboose was very clear on that
Mobius395 Those Grif’s have now time-travelled or arrived in this dimension or some other bullshit Blue team problematic stuff. Basically, there’s 64 of them now.
79 people now. Hm, can we add in the director, CT, all of the resistance, and The Meta to Texas's punching bags?
Try 99
I think grif cloned himself
"Agent Texas is a bit of a badass" XD no shit!
Yerp
"I am not mean. I am just hired to do mean things"
But anyway, Tex's name is one huge joke with her theme because her name is Texas and her theme has western movie vibe. Well played RT, well played.
Also, dont mess with texas.
@@peasant5063 The state or the A.I?
@@akurami2201 Yes.
Pay you ten bucks to rip off grif's arm
@@peasant5063Ah the anti pollution campaign? And not some badass creed? Don't mess with Texas is basically Give a hoot, don't pollute
The Texan anthem.
Proudly reppin!!
I shouldn't be
the music of Red vs Blue is more iconic than people think xD just the intro alone will make you instantly think of Tex
"knocked the black out of ya' "...man... That line always cracks me up.
Agent Tex is a bit of a badass." yeah, no shit Fillis
Filis
+TheCitedAviator I use Caboose's name for fillis SHEILA!
F.I.L.S.S.
"Freelancer Integrated Logistics and Security System. You may call me F.I.L.S.S. It is a pleasure to meet you. You now have fifteen seconds to live."
I was listening to this on a random playlist when I realized my best friend uploaded this... HEY WILL
ayy
haha cool
Damn
what's to understand about swish swish stab?
Step away from the idiot!
Sword Flay It's a fucking sword dude it's not a fighter jet
Some of the best fight scene choreography to date in all media and it was done from a machina series.
Monty Oum was a god.
The first episode of RvB I ever saw, and I was immediately hooked. Still my favorite to this day.
first time i ever heard of the show was a friend telling me i should watch this show and showed me this fight scene
"this place is filled with mean ladies" XD
-Caboose
Violent ladies that don't play games
Sarge: "wow, she knocked the black right off of ya"
Tucker: "That's racist"
"You have no idea about the amount of trouble you are in"
“Hey, Tex!”
“How ‘bout you pick on somebody your own
size??”
"Agent Tex is a bit of a badass"-Sheila/Phillis 20??-2013
Phillis
Actually, it's F.I.L.L.S
NA TJ
Actually its F.I.L.S.S
Knew I'd get it wrong somehow, thanks
"Hello, I am the Freelancer Integrated Logistics Security System. You may call me FILSS. It's a pleasure to meet you. You now have 10 seconds left to live."
“My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish-swish-stab? It’s a fuckin’ sword, dude. It’s not a fighter jet”
Am I the only one who is hearing this and feeling like my balls got hit by the Texas Railway Express?
lol
why would you feel like that?
Know that you mention it
I felt it only as I read this
N8WulfCommander hey Chicka bum bum
Over a decade later and I’m now realizing where I got my taste in women lol thanks RvB
I watched it when I was 10. Used to love halo is all. Grown up from it though. Pretty badass had to check in on my childhood "one more time" - daft punk.
"Protect me cone"
every time I hear this song, all I'm reminded of is Grif's balls being atomized.
“What’s to know about swish swish stab? It’s a sword not a fuckin fighter jet!”
I just love the quotes from this episode permeating the comment section. I love this fandom.
Agent Tex is my favourite character, and this song is pure badass, just like her
Already 10 years old. My god how fast the time passes
"I knew that would not work; Agent Tex is a bit of a badass."
I thought this was just the music, then I just hear: “This place is filled with mean ladies!” And died laughing
"Alright, so who's first?"
*”STEP AWAY FROM THE IDIOT”*
Brilliant theme for brilliant character!
Damn bro the fucking NOSTALGIA hits hard every time
"PROTECT ME CONE"
"This place is filled with mean ladies!"
WHY WONT YOU JUST KILL ME?
*Protect me, cone!*
"Protect me cone!" Gets me every time
anyone reliving this gem?
Grif :Why don't you let me died
Rooster teeth...you have made the BEST SERIES EVER! Of all time :D
Haven't ever seen red vs blue but this track is so badass
Watch it, its on youtube
@@WatermelonEnthusiast9 bruh we are on youtube
@@haloboi i know, it should make it convenient to find it
@@WatermelonEnthusiast9 ok
Tex is the R-rated Sandy Cheeks
Sarge "I've never hit a girl in my life!"
Griff "ya I've noticed, you should try harder!"
lol
I like how the image is Tex beating the black off of Tucker
My favorite line:
"Wow, she punched the black right out of you."
I can't help but think about how adorable Caboose is. Even knowing how his definition of help is shooting the person...
Ok but people dont understand, MEN feel PAIN when watching this cause of the nut shots, its like a radio, it transmits, and AOE attack.
I honestly wish we got more of this super Tex. Seeing her wreck the reds and blues was awesome. Hell I would be down for an entire season where it's just Tex taking on the entire fucking galaxy lol
What happened? I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated!
I personally think the eight season was the best as a total, so far, as season 9 isn't finished yet. The acting, Monty's animations and the series wouldn't be half as good without the awesome music. Just sets the mood, doesn't it?
Anyways, shout-out to Jeff Williams and the staff at Rooster Teeth. You're doing a mighty fine job.
"Step away from the idiot!"
A.K.A the best background music for a fight sequence ever.
0:04 Start running
0:33 Too late
I love how the bass line goes from very simple and easy to learn to balls out "oh shit what just happened". Still a lot of fun to learn and play though
"Protect me, cone!"
Watch it !..!
I'd love to see this song as an easter egg in spartan ops!
1:20 is so cool
Kyle Eaton 1:25
ya do know chief has superhuman strength, is super athletic and can do awesome hand to hand combat as well right?
zxxz996 yeah but... Text would have him on his knees soo..
0:34 When the last chip is on da plate and u are with ur cousin
"Agent Tex is a bit of a badass"
protect me cone!!......so many nut shots...😂😂😂
"Hey Tex Remember me?"
"PROTECT ME CONE!" XD
Anyone else pick up on what sounded like a lion roar near the end? Jeff Williams you have my vote to take over as lead audio for any future Halo titles.
PROTECT ME CONE!!
I honestly LOVE the drums in this...and that slide guitar :3
I Think I would Die In Bed With Tex If She had That Power ( Bow Chika Bow wow)
lol
Are you implying that Tex would die with you or that you would die because of Tex, cause the way that you phrased that made it sound like you'd both be sleeping with the angels.
OathKeeper He's saying that he'd die because Agent Tex is a bit of a badass.
xSketchii A bit? She doesn't look at explosions. She is a super weapon. She has a locker that holds a motor cycle and a rocket launcher that even F.I.L.S.S. didn't know about. And finally, she's freaking Tex. Of course she's badass. In fact, she is badass personified!!!
OathKeeper :/ did you even watch s8? I was quoting what F.I.L.S.S said, in the song and the season.
Can you imagine how easy the Halo games would be if you could play as Tex?
"HEY SWEET CHEEKS, REMEMBER ME?! STEP AWAY FROM THE IDIOT!"
Start: 2:25
i have been looking for this forever
R.I.P Grif's balls.
"Whats to understand about swish swish stab?" is pretty wild out of context, yet so Tucker
has anybody else noticed a black girl is the most badass character in a successful internet series?
BRAVO ROOSTER TEETH FOR EXTREME EQUALITY!
and she was first killed by a guy in pink armor...O_O
MY GOD ROOSTER TEETH IS BRILLIANT
Light red armor*
Are you dumb? Thats just her armor and plus she was a AI that supposed to be based on the director's wife and she was white on top off that
Tucker is black...maybe
@@liamniemann7236 "why, were you making racist jokes? "
I could listen to that bass riff all day every day.
Swish swish stab
+Kieth Valstread (Kieth) It's a sword not a fucking fighter jet
Forget the good the bad and the ugly, this has to be the best showdown music ever!
If you haven't seen atleast the first 13 seasons of rvb you have not seen a good show yet
best show in the galexy
"Tex is a bit of a badass"
"That was awesome!"
...that doesn't even begin to describe this song
if anyone knows what the overdriven guitar plays ("solo"-esque thing) then pls reply. i NEED it. cant really make it out by ear
still love this song
When i heard music since 0:33 i want to fight against Wyoming
sarge: "Wow knock the black right out of you" Simmons: "That raciest"
the reason why Griff got hit in the balls griffball
its one f. like this: grif. please dont get it wrong again -_-
Take On Kek Caboose was very clear on the second F