Ash throws logs, casually carries heavy pokemon like he's holding a bag of groceries and is more than willing to throw hands on grown men and win. You're not winning.
You said you don't want to talk about it, but there is no shame in admitting Ash could beat you up. Kid be holding a larvitar with one arm (that's like 160 lbs in one arm). Ash has got crazy power.
On bulbasaur: it doesn't evolve because it doesn't want to. Free will when it comes to evolution is a thing in the anime, so bulbasaur will stay like that forever. On charizard: he stopped listening to Ash for a while, but these days trusts him enough to follow his orders whenever. So props to you for trying, but I think it's more RIP than Not Great. On Snivy: she knows attract. Depending on whether this works on humans or not, this fight could suddenly take a turn for the worse.
Ash has casually THROWN A WHOLE TREE, carried cosmoem, which weighs 2,200 lbs, and casually pulls multiple people on a raft while swimming long distances. He's a physical freak and can absolutely beat everyone in a fight.
FYI, Noivern fought toe-to-toe with Zapdos and hung on there much better against Talonflame. Not sure if it's gonna be that easy to beat. I'd put it at least "Not Great". And Torterra's weakest opponent was Paul, and Torterra is surprisingly fast. I wouldn't mess with that thing even with an ice cube. I'd put it at "We'll See" at least.
Noivern's my favorite overall, so I'm sad to hear it sounds like it was undersold in the anime. As a Noibat, I'd understand it being a major underdog, but it's quite a different story once evolved.
Honestly, I love Infernape, but what was done to basically all of Ash's Pokémon in the Sinnoh League to shill it even more is the one thing I absolutely loathe about the sinnoh league.
8:11 This is how Gibble will fight: You will go for the punt. Gib will latch onto your foot, then use draco meteor, thus ending you. Sorry, but it’s that simple. 9:09 YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SNIVY. That one’s crafty as heck. 13:48 “I don’t wanna talk about it…” * places Ash in RIP * XD
Ash was able to throw full logs like he was participating in the Scotland Games on the regular. He could jump like he was Spiderman. His superhuman strength is nuts. I don't think PM7 stands a chance in a fight. Edit: Also can keep up in speed with Ash Greninja.
I think bulbasaur has been vastly underestimated he could easily vine whip tie you up and slam you on the ground repeatedly for instance also he could razor leaf you or even leech seed your life away
To be fair to noivern, his battles that he lost to were a metang which in game resists all its moves it had, a weavile, and a salamence that ended in a tie.
I like how John always comes with the cool fit every video. I bought the hundreds Pokémon hoodie after the 2 truths and a lie video. That Pokémon jacket is SICK
John, if a mr. mime walks up to you and tries to fight you, counter-mime it like in detective pikachu. mime like a huge bomb or something and disintigrate it, every human being can beat it.
While watching all these 'I Could Beat Up' videos & PM7 describing how he'd do in a fight & the ways it'd go, I imagine him as a Machamp (or stickman) being in those scenarios either beating or getting beaten up by 'Mons. Especially him saying stuff like "Im gonna grab its tail & slap it w/ its own hand" or "It just looks like a punching bag & would be fun to punch."
Glalie is definitely taking you down. It held off a Heat Wave and defeated a Charizard, and in another battle after demolishing a Dugtrio, the opposing trainer had to use Destiny Bond with Misdreavus to take Glalie out because she knew she wasn't beating it otherwise; in another battle fought a Metang and even took a Meteor Mash to win in the end, and in the battle Ash lost, Glalie went out in a draw against a Sceptile in a beam off resulting in an explosion. Glalie was built different, and its losses consisted of draws. Heck, Glalie was so powerful, the writers avoided using it to avoid making the battles too easy for Ash. Heck, Ash outright refused to use Glalie in a future league knowing he couldn't rely on its sheer power alone and wanted to try other things.
Charmeleon evolved out of competitiveness alone. Ash denying him that competitive urge even AS a Charmeleon caused it to disrespect him for the LONGEST time. But nowadays, Charizard respects and trusts Ash enough to listen to what the trainer has to say. He obeyed a couple times, like in his duel with Blaine’s Magmar, but that was only because of the competition.
Okay, who else was wearing headphones, and freaked out when the knock at the door happened, looked around to see if someone was at your door, before returning to the video?
8:50 that's mainly because Ash kinda screwed up everytime... getting into momentum too much and then losing it completely... with rock climb and synthesis.. at completely to wrong moments.
And not to mention that the weakest person he lost to was Paul Torterra isn't weak,it's just a combination of Ash messing up and the opponents being too strong Infact,i honestly think that this claim exists solely because people don't realise how strong Bertha,palmer and volkner actually are And it did okay against all 3 of them Like,volkner is an equal to flint,gym leaders are required to hold back,but even if he's holding back,he's still strong Bertha,I don't need to explain Palmer was battling Cynthia in an episode/movie Meaning he is stronger than all the e4
Torterra battled a lot of pokémon that had an advantage over it like Paul's Honchkrow, Drapion and Ursaring, Candice's Abomasnow, Bertha's Hippowdon (it being elite four level) and Palmer's Rhyperior (Frontier brain level)
Late to the party, I know but this was hilarious and I'm glad you know that Ash dominates 🤣😁 (Also when that knock happened I genuinely pulled out an earbud thinking it was my door 🤣🤣🤣)
ash hurls logs, jumps like 30 meters into the air, runs fast enough to catch up with lugia, jumps off skyscrapers, takes thunderbolts, flamethrowers to the face for breakfast. I don't think anyone can beat him.
Ash could also keep up with Greninja and Noiven (while losing a bunch of fights) didn't run from Zapdos. And I will defend Unfezeant until my dying days, it was really good in the Anime!
"Will Draco Meteor hit me before I punt it to the moon?" Well, there's a 10% chance it won't, which is basically a 50% chance, so I like your odds there. XD I wonder what a PM7 Official Pokemon Card would look like.... XD John(PM7) 2* Flail Wildly 20 6* Punt to the Moon 50
Glad I'm not the only one who cried during Bye Bye Butterfree. I cried every time, to the point where my older brother and sister weren't allowed to watch it anymore 😂
And I think it was the only time Ash traded a Pokemon - one of the key features of the series - since the Butterfree/Raticate trade. They just found a better way to implement the reasoning behind it.
Bulbasaur:Can vine whip you (grab) and then use solar beam to destroy you Butterfree:dosn’t have any attack moves, so in a way or other you win Totodile:dosn’t have good moves, beatable Corphish:took 3 Pokémon in a tournament, plus I don’t think it has bubble beam, it has Crabhammer, Aqua Jet, Metal Claw and other move Aipom: not very strong, beatable (a little hard) Torterra:leaf storm and goodbye(has frenzy plant, he kills you yes or yes) also every time he loses is because his opponents were very strong (elite 4 member, type disadvantage, etc) Snivy:attract, and leaf storm/leaf blade and wa-lah (it has vine whip if I’m not wrong, so it can grab you) Rowlet:brave bird is enough, but if he falls asleep, a feather dance does -2 attack, so no Noctowl: it has extrasensory, that’s enough (that owl is smart, also Idk if he still has hypnosis and confusion, but I think not since t also has air slash and sky attack) Scraggy:high jump kick, but he’s a baby, so beating him is 50/50 (focus blast misses a lot) Palpitoad:hydro pump and sludge wave and bye Squirtle:hydro pump and skull bash,but besides that, beatable (chances are low since he has rapid spin, hard to counter, specially if he combines hydro pump with rapid spin Quilava:eruption and good bye (good luck punching a Pokémon with flame charge) Gible:bites your head, and Draco meteor Unfezant:beatable, bad moves+not strong Oshawot:bad moves, the only good move is hydro pump+weak, beatable (razor shell is useless without the shell) Noivern:faced Zapdos, tied with a Salamence, boomburst is enough to kill you Mr Mime:can’t be hit, plus Can use reflect, trapping you, focus punch to 1 shot, and psyquic is enough to knock you down Pikachu:thunderbolt, simple (if that’s not enough, electro web can be used defensively, so if he uses electro web on himself and you try to kick/punch him, you are just damaging yourself (quick attack is fast, he can dodge every move) Charizard:it dosn’t have seismic toss anymore, but a flamethrower and that’s it Muk:sludge bomb and body slam are his only moves, but with sludge bomb is enough Glalie:ice beam, frozen and bye Buizel:he’s not as strong as he looks like, ice punch or Acua jet can be stoped if you wait in the best moment to counter, 10-20% to win Pignite:flamethrower and brick break and bye
Pidgeot:weak af, beatable (he didn’t win that much) and bad moves Primape:self explanatory Snorlax:self explanatory Kingler:self explanatory Lapras:only has ice beam and surf, besides that, not a big problem Tauros:self explanatory Bayleaf:bad moves, the only problems are razor leaf, body slam, and probably vine whip but it’s still weak, beatable Donphan:self explanatory Heracross: self explanatory Sceptile: self explanatory Swellow: self explanatory Torkoal: self explanatory Staraptor: self explanatory Gliscor: self explanatory Infernape: self explanatory Boldore:not that strong, his rock smash didn’t finish the Hydreigon,flash canon is decent to kill, Rock blast Can fail, and not that strong if it has bad luck Leavanny: self explanatory Krookodile: self explanatory (if you take his glasses off then it’s a guarantee win) Greninja: self explanatory Hawlucha: self explanatory Talonflame: self explanatory Incineroar: self explanatory Naganadel: self explanatory Melmetal: self explanatory Lycanroc: self explanatory Dragonite: self explanatory Gengar: self explanatory Lucario: self explanatory Dracovish: self explanatory Sirfech’d: self explanatory
Noiverns pokedex entry says it can destroy 10 ton trucks with the sound waves it produces and that it taunts with its prey before viciously ripping it limb by limb. So unless u are stronger than a 10 ton truck I don’t think things will go to well for u.
9:12 PM7: I'm not worried about Snivy! Me: I think you should be! Ash's Snivy knows Attract! And it's a Girl! Good luck resisting being Inlove with a Snake! 😂
If i may add something for Squirtle. There is also the little fact that you have 5 of them to deal with it it would be the case that Squirtle is with the Squirtle Squad which is most of the Time. I could see it happen with Squirtle alone. But with it entire Squad backing it up the Odds are not in your Advantage
Rowlet should be higher, he has a great moveset, *brave bird, seed bomb, razor leaf, feather dance,* and was able to beat his final evo in the anime. I think at least in we’ll see
Pikachu destroys an entire mountain with one thunderbolt and is faster than the speed of sound (from him running towards those spearows so fast that time seems to slow)
corphish is my favorite pokemon of all time. also nothing beats corphish in battle. also rowlet destroys you and me and everyone, it took down decidueye and venusaur
Keep in mind that Ash is practically immortal. He’s thrown LOGS like pool noodles, and he’s got the guts to try and gut check Mewtwo. No offense, but you’re screwed.
Gible mastered Draco Meteor in the Sinnoh League, while there's still a small chance it'll hit Piplup instead, I wouldn't count on it happening if Piplup is more than 100km away lol
I attribute the Swellow Thunder Armor thing to a combination of two things. 1) Guts. Swellow has Guts. 2) Ash's Swellow has a history of just goddamn refusing to acknowledge that it is in fact weak to Electric attacks. Also: Mimey has a _SINISTER_ side. Ash decided to take him to a small battle competition, Goh asked if he could even Battle, and THE FACE that Mimey made was absolutely terrifying.
Thank you! I only just started watching this video and the minute I saw Jafar, Gaston and Scar together, I *needed* to know where this was from, so I could go check it out later. I was seriously ready to go through the *entire* comment section to find that out, lol.
Do not underestimate ash's rowlet. The only thing that is going to save you is if he's asleep. (To be fair, he does sleep a lot)
Not counting z-moves the only regular attacks he uses is leafage and tackle. (I might be forgetting some)
But if it has its little costume, it can use that to try to land a sneak attack
If that Rowlet uses Seed Bomb, your skull will shatter immediately
@@superkingdynamic1863it has brave bird and seed bomb
It did beat a Decideueye AND Braviary
Ash throws logs, casually carries heavy pokemon like he's holding a bag of groceries and is more than willing to throw hands on grown men and win. You're not winning.
Not to mention that in one of the journeys episodes has him without his shirt on and he is JACKED (tho it’s filler and a joke episode)
He carried Cosmoem in his backpack.
Ash is strong but iris is on another level she is casually holding a 40 pound mini dragon on her shoulder and in her hair.
@Fatherless6902 ash carried a cosmoem which last time I checked was well over 2000 pounds
2204 pounds
You said you don't want to talk about it, but there is no shame in admitting Ash could beat you up. Kid be holding a larvitar with one arm (that's like 160 lbs in one arm). Ash has got crazy power.
when he held cosmoem like it was nothing
Yea. In a Tier list of the strongest anime characters with sheer muscle power he would beat Goku and Saitama simultaneously
@@chaosoli33Ok, You’re Pushing it Pal.
@proridinggamers396 when you pick up something weighing several tons with ease come back and tell me they are pushing it
@@proridinggamers396 probably joking
On bulbasaur: it doesn't evolve because it doesn't want to. Free will when it comes to evolution is a thing in the anime, so bulbasaur will stay like that forever.
On charizard: he stopped listening to Ash for a while, but these days trusts him enough to follow his orders whenever. So props to you for trying, but I think it's more RIP than Not Great.
On Snivy: she knows attract. Depending on whether this works on humans or not, this fight could suddenly take a turn for the worse.
The fact that Snivy also learns vine whip is concerning on many levels.
You think THAT'S worrying? Buddy, Snivy knew leafstorm
@@luckyloke5971 Uh...
Not worrying like that.
@@luckyloke5971not that bro
@@luckyloke5971 And her leafblade is bigger then her.
Can't believe John forgot Ash's Raticate that he had for about 15 minutes.
Or the Seaking or Beedrill he had for 5 minutes
@@SwampHamwait he caught a speaking and a beedrill!?!
Seaking*
@@angeloguarino4939catching compilation episodes
@@angeloguarino4939💀
Ash is a superhuman that can carry cosmeom, run as fast as HIS pikachu, jump pretty high both horizontally and vertically so yeah rip
He also encountered mewtwo (who he knew was really powerful) and decided to just throw hands with full confidence in his self
He also carried larvitar in one arm which is like 160 lbs
Ash has casually THROWN A WHOLE TREE, carried cosmoem, which weighs 2,200 lbs, and casually pulls multiple people on a raft while swimming long distances.
He's a physical freak and can absolutely beat everyone in a fight.
You think running as fast as Pikachu is impressive? The guy did a ninja course with his Greninja and was able to keep up rather well
@@finnc7598 and mewtwo blocked he knew ash would have decked him it hit him
I love how you put Pikachu in "Not Great" zone, which is damn accurate, especially with how powerful it is, sometimes.
Pikachu: Kills a bunch of kids
Also Pikachu: "Why would Porygon do this?"
@@lilysamvelian9970 Facts
Pikachu: I AM GOD
Snivy: you wanna bet
@@SNEZ. Also Snivy: beats the living hell outta Pikachu
@@Misora_Chan that shit was ass
FYI, Noivern fought toe-to-toe with Zapdos and hung on there much better against Talonflame. Not sure if it's gonna be that easy to beat. I'd put it at least "Not Great". And Torterra's weakest opponent was Paul, and Torterra is surprisingly fast. I wouldn't mess with that thing even with an ice cube. I'd put it at "We'll See" at least.
Noivern's my favorite overall, so I'm sad to hear it sounds like it was undersold in the anime. As a Noibat, I'd understand it being a major underdog, but it's quite a different story once evolved.
Torterra would probably just eat him
I find it funny that John thinks that he can punch a giant turtle to the moon
Honestly, I love Infernape, but what was done to basically all of Ash's Pokémon in the Sinnoh League to shill it even more is the one thing I absolutely loathe about the sinnoh league.
why are people taking this so seriously lol
8:11 This is how Gibble will fight:
You will go for the punt.
Gib will latch onto your foot, then use draco meteor, thus ending you.
Sorry, but it’s that simple.
9:09 YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SNIVY. That one’s crafty as heck.
13:48 “I don’t wanna talk about it…” * places Ash in RIP *
XD
"i dont have superpowers, I have confidence"
Truly all it takes to defeat Pokemon is to believe in yourself
Go away
Ash has something above an 80% win percentage. He would have been in the pokemon hall of fame after Kalos even with the loss
And with his accomplishments In Alola and later becoming world champion (all at TEN years old), yeah no question.
Ash was able to throw full logs like he was participating in the Scotland Games on the regular. He could jump like he was Spiderman. His superhuman strength is nuts. I don't think PM7 stands a chance in a fight.
Edit: Also can keep up in speed with Ash Greninja.
The speed of a greninja too (ninja course, he keep up)
Ye true about the greninga
Man i love how he rates this sometimes because of the pokemons size and looks
but then he thinks he could beat up a torterra
The pokemon he actually does research on he says he can beat them up because they lost a lot in the anime
You would punt a frog Pokemon (Bulbasaur) to the moon willingly!?
Plus Blubasaur never wanted to evolve.
Frog with onion
1:49 Great Starkid reference! “The heart wants what it wants, and sometimes what it wants is….
TWISTED!”
I can beat ash,
Ash: *comes back to life*
Also ash: *jump from a Onix going at almost 50 miles per hours just fine and casualy carry almost 200lb on his head like nothing*
No need to show off Ash's physicality, all he needed to do is roast John like he roasted Misty
I think bulbasaur has been vastly underestimated he could easily vine whip tie you up and slam you on the ground repeatedly for instance also he could razor leaf you or even leech seed your life away
and don't forget Bulbasaur's solar beam can fry him too.
To be fair to noivern, his battles that he lost to were a metang which in game resists all its moves it had, a weavile, and a salamence that ended in a tie.
I like how John always comes with the cool fit every video. I bought the hundreds Pokémon hoodie after the 2 truths and a lie video. That Pokémon jacket is SICK
John, if a mr. mime walks up to you and tries to fight you, counter-mime it like in detective pikachu. mime like a huge bomb or something and disintigrate it, every human being can beat it.
While watching all these 'I Could Beat Up' videos & PM7 describing how he'd do in a fight & the ways it'd go, I imagine him as a Machamp (or stickman) being in those scenarios either beating or getting beaten up by 'Mons. Especially him saying stuff like "Im gonna grab its tail & slap it w/ its own hand" or "It just looks like a punching bag & would be fun to punch."
I know everyone else is already saying this probably but Charizard started reliability listening to Ash in the Orange Islands
Dex entry: Levany would slice its foes literally in half if the foe hurts its friends.
Glalie is definitely taking you down. It held off a Heat Wave and defeated a Charizard, and in another battle after demolishing a Dugtrio, the opposing trainer had to use Destiny Bond with Misdreavus to take Glalie out because she knew she wasn't beating it otherwise; in another battle fought a Metang and even took a Meteor Mash to win in the end, and in the battle Ash lost, Glalie went out in a draw against a Sceptile in a beam off resulting in an explosion. Glalie was built different, and its losses consisted of draws. Heck, Glalie was so powerful, the writers avoided using it to avoid making the battles too easy for Ash. Heck, Ash outright refused to use Glalie in a future league knowing he couldn't rely on its sheer power alone and wanted to try other things.
Thats true, but i find it funny how many leagues ash has lost when he makes decisions like that
That ending though! Had me laughing so hard.
Remember that time Ash Ketchum tried to throw hands with MewTwo? Dude ain’t scared of PM7.
I wouldn’t put Charizard in anything other than RIP… once it decided to actually respect Ash, it never gave up.
He would beat U up even if he wasn't obeying Ash
Charmeleon evolved out of competitiveness alone. Ash denying him that competitive urge even AS a Charmeleon caused it to disrespect him for the LONGEST time. But nowadays, Charizard respects and trusts Ash enough to listen to what the trainer has to say. He obeyed a couple times, like in his duel with Blaine’s Magmar, but that was only because of the competition.
Okay, who else was wearing headphones, and freaked out when the knock at the door happened, looked around to see if someone was at your door, before returning to the video?
“Like I’m probably not good with being on fire”- John 2023
1:21 bulbasaur is for sure my favourite ash Pokémon cuz it’s extremely reliable
i feel like the only reason pikachu doesnt kill people he electrocutes could be because the humans there are far more resilient
Charizard should be in R.I.P section because he does listen to Ash eventually and if ur going up against that charizard.... that's R.I.P
This😂 This is exactly what I was about to comment😂
Just step on pickachus tail and just start kicking his skull
Calm down lmao
You still be electrocuted by Pikachu tho-
Good luck surviving a thunderbolt
Bro Is jiren vs frieza
@@ifasyafiaif u were rubber shoes u should be fine
No way John put Bulbasaur higher than Oshawott. Also John I'll have you know Aipom was very broken in early DP
8:50 that's mainly because Ash kinda screwed up everytime... getting into momentum too much and then losing it completely... with rock climb and synthesis.. at completely to wrong moments.
And not to mention that the weakest person he lost to was Paul
Torterra isn't weak,it's just a combination of Ash messing up and the opponents being too strong
Infact,i honestly think that this claim exists solely because people don't realise how strong Bertha,palmer and volkner actually are
And it did okay against all 3 of them
Like,volkner is an equal to flint,gym leaders are required to hold back,but even if he's holding back,he's still strong
Bertha,I don't need to explain
Palmer was battling Cynthia in an episode/movie
Meaning he is stronger than all the e4
Torterra battled a lot of pokémon that had an advantage over it like Paul's Honchkrow, Drapion and Ursaring, Candice's Abomasnow, Bertha's Hippowdon (it being elite four level) and Palmer's Rhyperior (Frontier brain level)
Late to the party, I know but this was hilarious and I'm glad you know that Ash dominates 🤣😁
(Also when that knock happened I genuinely pulled out an earbud thinking it was my door 🤣🤣🤣)
Let's not forget that Ash held Cosmoem, which is as dense as a black hole, and one of the heaviest Pokemon in existance.
I was really hoping the Ash at the door would be Mikey in his Ash costume
ash hurls logs, jumps like 30 meters into the air, runs fast enough to catch up with lugia, jumps off skyscrapers, takes thunderbolts, flamethrowers to the face for breakfast. I don't think anyone can beat him.
I like how John says that a fight with a 10 year old is the end of it 💀🤣
Ash could also keep up with Greninja and Noiven (while losing a bunch of fights) didn't run from Zapdos. And I will defend Unfezeant until my dying days, it was really good in the Anime!
"Will Draco Meteor hit me before I punt it to the moon?"
Well, there's a 10% chance it won't, which is basically a 50% chance, so I like your odds there. XD
I wonder what a PM7 Official Pokemon Card would look like.... XD
John(PM7)
2* Flail Wildly 20
6* Punt to the Moon 50
Glad I'm not the only one who cried during Bye Bye Butterfree. I cried every time, to the point where my older brother and sister weren't allowed to watch it anymore 😂
Aipom got traded away because it was more interested in contests than battling while Dawn's Buizel wanted to battle.
And I think it was the only time Ash traded a Pokemon - one of the key features of the series - since the Butterfree/Raticate trade. They just found a better way to implement the reasoning behind it.
0:47
did i mention in Journeys he uses 1,000,000 volt thunderbolt?
and 11,000 volts is what’s needed to *KILL* someone?
butterfree : (grabs butter knife & kills himself)
I loved the ending, made me giggle
i dont know if u watched the pokemon journeys but mr.mime is a menace
The ending is a banger 😂❤️
13:37 irl someone knocked on my door and I forgot to open. I reminded the video and at that exact moment they knocked again
Bulbasaur:Can vine whip you (grab) and then use solar beam to destroy you
Butterfree:dosn’t have any attack moves, so in a way or other you win
Totodile:dosn’t have good moves, beatable
Corphish:took 3 Pokémon in a tournament, plus I don’t think it has bubble beam, it has Crabhammer, Aqua Jet, Metal Claw and other move
Aipom: not very strong, beatable (a little hard)
Torterra:leaf storm and goodbye(has frenzy plant, he kills you yes or yes) also every time he loses is because his opponents were very strong (elite 4 member, type disadvantage, etc)
Snivy:attract, and leaf storm/leaf blade and wa-lah (it has vine whip if I’m not wrong, so it can grab you)
Rowlet:brave bird is enough, but if he falls asleep, a feather dance does -2 attack, so no
Noctowl: it has extrasensory, that’s enough (that owl is smart, also Idk if he still has hypnosis and confusion, but I think not since t also has air slash and sky attack)
Scraggy:high jump kick, but he’s a baby, so beating him is 50/50 (focus blast misses a lot)
Palpitoad:hydro pump and sludge wave and bye
Squirtle:hydro pump and skull bash,but besides that, beatable (chances are low since he has rapid spin, hard to counter, specially if he combines hydro pump with rapid spin
Quilava:eruption and good bye (good luck punching a Pokémon with flame charge)
Gible:bites your head, and Draco meteor
Unfezant:beatable, bad moves+not strong
Oshawot:bad moves, the only good move is hydro pump+weak, beatable (razor shell is useless without the shell)
Noivern:faced Zapdos, tied with a Salamence, boomburst is enough to kill you
Mr Mime:can’t be hit, plus Can use reflect, trapping you, focus punch to 1 shot, and psyquic is enough to knock you down
Pikachu:thunderbolt, simple (if that’s not enough, electro web can be used defensively, so if he uses electro web on himself and you try to kick/punch him, you are just damaging yourself (quick attack is fast, he can dodge every move)
Charizard:it dosn’t have seismic toss anymore, but a flamethrower and that’s it
Muk:sludge bomb and body slam are his only moves, but with sludge bomb is enough
Glalie:ice beam, frozen and bye
Buizel:he’s not as strong as he looks like, ice punch or Acua jet can be stoped if you wait in the best moment to counter, 10-20% to win
Pignite:flamethrower and brick break and bye
Pidgeot:weak af, beatable (he didn’t win that much) and bad moves
Primape:self explanatory
Snorlax:self explanatory
Kingler:self explanatory
Lapras:only has ice beam and surf, besides that, not a big problem
Tauros:self explanatory
Bayleaf:bad moves, the only problems are razor leaf, body slam, and probably vine whip but it’s still weak, beatable
Donphan:self explanatory
Heracross: self explanatory
Sceptile: self explanatory
Swellow: self explanatory
Torkoal: self explanatory
Staraptor: self explanatory
Gliscor: self explanatory
Infernape: self explanatory
Boldore:not that strong, his rock smash didn’t finish the Hydreigon,flash canon is decent to kill, Rock blast Can fail, and not that strong if it has bad luck
Leavanny: self explanatory
Krookodile: self explanatory (if you take his glasses off then it’s a guarantee win)
Greninja: self explanatory
Hawlucha: self explanatory
Talonflame: self explanatory
Incineroar: self explanatory
Naganadel: self explanatory
Melmetal: self explanatory
Lycanroc: self explanatory
Dragonite: self explanatory
Gengar: self explanatory
Lucario: self explanatory
Dracovish: self explanatory
Sirfech’d: self explanatory
Noiverns pokedex entry says it can destroy 10 ton trucks with the sound waves it produces and that it taunts with its prey before viciously ripping it limb by limb. So unless u are stronger than a 10 ton truck I don’t think things will go to well for u.
What is that video from 4:08? Im dying
9:12 PM7: I'm not worried about Snivy!
Me: I think you should be! Ash's Snivy knows Attract! And it's a Girl! Good luck resisting being Inlove with a Snake! 😂
Calling Snivy a him, when Snivy was a her XD
Damn XD
I feel like i can take a sho- meanwhile pikachu who defeated A POKEMON WHO HAS VOLT ABSORB WITH A Z ELECTRIC TYPE MOVE
Actually that was motor drive
In the show, Ash, essentially, borrowed his mom’s Mr. Mime until he caught another Pokémon to use with Pikachu
I wanted that knock on the door to be Mikey in his Ash/Red costume so badly!
Little did John know he posted this video on squirtle community day in Pokémon go and you could he Squirtle squad squirtle
I just love how humorous PM7 (I forgot his name, sorry) is!
Sir John VII is his name
John is his name, just so you remember ( ╹▽╹ )
Totally agree! His real name is John btw.
John
If i may add something for Squirtle. There is also the little fact that you have 5 of them to deal with it it would be the case that Squirtle is with the Squirtle Squad which is most of the Time. I could see it happen with Squirtle alone. But with it entire Squad backing it up the Odds are not in your Advantage
4:55 "It could just step on me. It's an elephant. I love elephants!"
We learned something about Jon's inter-species kinks today.
Rowlet should be higher, he has a great moveset, *brave bird, seed bomb, razor leaf, feather dance,* and was able to beat his final evo in the anime. I think at least in we’ll see
Pikachu destroys an entire mountain with one thunderbolt and is faster than the speed of sound (from him running towards those spearows so fast that time seems to slow)
corphish is my favorite pokemon of all time. also nothing beats corphish in battle. also rowlet destroys you and me and everyone, it took down decidueye and venusaur
Keep in mind that Ash is practically immortal. He’s thrown LOGS like pool noodles, and he’s got the guts to try and gut check Mewtwo. No offense, but you’re screwed.
When the main protagonist of a show realised they had plot armor and ranks their partner that they can probably beat up.
When people ask what to do when a kid challenges you to a fight:
9:36
glad to know we're on the same page that you aint beating ash, the fact that mewtwo bothered to block his punch is very telling of his true power
I feel like there was a missed opportunity at the end for Mikey to show up in costume.
Can't believe the injustice that has been served to torterra. You'll break not only your foot but your entire body.
John legit said “I can throw a torterra to the moon.” Maybe John does have superpowers!
Okay, I get bulbasaur, but he got soft in that pokeball. When ash first tried to catch it, he battled with Pikachu and Pikachu got injured.
2:05 Did... Did John forget that Charizard now listens to ash all the time
Yes, he did.
Gible's Draco Meteor is more likely to hit Dawn's Piplup than you so you'd have a 90% chance of surviving
Gible mastered Draco Meteor in the Sinnoh League, while there's still a small chance it'll hit Piplup instead, I wouldn't count on it happening if Piplup is more than 100km away lol
Your comments on Totodile scream "Florida Man," and I'm here for it.
havin an awful day so far, but the monsters inc clip really got me lmao thanks john
The ending alone makes this video a banger
Ash literally told him "Lemme catch that jacket"
For an answer yes it is ashes Pokémon it was proven in Pokémon journeys in a tournament 13:14
Someone forgot that ash has plot armor
Ash used aura sphere boom pm7 is dead as jiren grandmam
When are going to gen 3 and 5 6 7 tier list beat up
Don’t underestimate torrtera it will shader u in two and how WOULD U KICK IT they are super heavy
Have you not seen detective Pikachu mr mime can be killed if you act out pouring gasoline and then pretend to light a match you kill it
Hahaha I busted out laughing when he said I don’t want to talk about it with ash.
I attribute the Swellow Thunder Armor thing to a combination of two things.
1) Guts. Swellow has Guts.
2) Ash's Swellow has a history of just goddamn refusing to acknowledge that it is in fact weak to Electric attacks.
Also: Mimey has a _SINISTER_ side. Ash decided to take him to a small battle competition, Goh asked if he could even Battle, and THE FACE that Mimey made was absolutely terrifying.
Not the jacket! In Ashe's defense though you were threatening to beat up his Pokémon 😅
The thing at the end got me lol good video
Hey you inspire pm7 I have watched you for years 😊❤🎉
700lb, 7' tall tree-bull is being punted to the moon.
Someone make a delusion tier list out of this series, this has gotta be the most insane yet.
That robert manion clip from twisted by starkid. god bless your editor lol 1:47
Thank you! I only just started watching this video and the minute I saw Jafar, Gaston and Scar together, I *needed* to know where this was from, so I could go check it out later. I was seriously ready to go through the *entire* comment section to find that out, lol.
Seeing the thumbnail and a rowlet with punted to the moon made me laugh too hard!
Butterfree could fly away or it could poison you or it could even put you to sleep
Didn't it fight multiple Beedril at the same time and won? At his first act after evolving.
12:45 noivern was coddled as a baby
Doesn’t mean it’s not strong don’t sleep on it
It beat up a Zapdos fam
Glalie is a 600 pounds block of ice btw
Thanks for making awesome videos for me and my family to watch. Continue making videos and we will continue to watch, comment, and like.
Ash is ten and you are… able to punt torterror so you can punt a ten year old boy
He put rowlet in there because ROWLET would punt HIM to the moon.
Slay.
How to beat up a pokemon, book coming soon 💀
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Ash’s rowlet literally KNOCKED OUT decidueye