Ranking Every Paldea Pokemon I Could Beat Up

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  • @youwotboi9288
    @youwotboi9288 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    For all its goofyness, I do wanna point out that Clodsire weighs 220 kg/~480 lbs(that's what adult grizzly bears and sport motorcycles weigh like).And remember it can easily hop around on it lumpy little limbs like there is no tomorrow. So while it isn't necessarily an apex predator, we regular people would struggle to roll it over, much less get it off us if it wants to eat us, especially with the mouth this absloute unit has.

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Don't forget the thick, retractable, poisonous Spikes it has

    • @sargentgullible2794
      @sargentgullible2794 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And I read this comment in Curious Archive's voice in my head, lmao. I think it was that last sentence that convinced my brain that CA would be something he'd say.

    • @thisisnami6054
      @thisisnami6054 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agree with everything besides what you said about its weight..., Grizzly bears ars actually significantly heavier than 220 KG

    • @youwotboi9288
      @youwotboi9288 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thisisnami6054 yeah, that's fair enough point

    • @Nameless_J
      @Nameless_J ปีที่แล้ว

      #Clodsire fan club

  • @Exquailibur
    @Exquailibur ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Dudunsparce is like 11 feet long and can drill through stone with its tail. I dont think you can defeat it.

    • @burningrandomne5531
      @burningrandomne5531 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dudunsparce can learn a move that bypasses PROTECT. No way any mortal man can defeat something that defies absolute defense barehanded.

    • @fgk44
      @fgk44 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@burningrandomne5531 But they're also very timid, without a trainer, they would run away before the fight even begin.

    • @Exquailibur
      @Exquailibur ปีที่แล้ว

      If it runs away it isnt really being defeated, its just bailing out.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is huge, but it is slow. It would be a war of attrition to see if ypu could kill it before it stabbed you with that drill tail.

    • @Exquailibur
      @Exquailibur ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It learns thunder, fire blast, blizzard, and hurricane. I'm pretty sure it can win by just using those.

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    You cannot defeat Tandemaus/Mousehold. They will outbreed you until they can take you down like a Pikmin boss.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's not a matter of if, but when

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on ปีที่แล้ว +18

      love the reference to pikmin

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What happens if you just kill one of the parents then?

    • @FrostedMike
      @FrostedMike ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dubbingsync The offsprings will breed.

    • @sagestrings869
      @sagestrings869 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrostedMike :0 INCEST!!!!

  • @Georgimations
    @Georgimations ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Tinkatons Hammer is 220 pounds in weight, much bigger than the player's model with the hammer size alone, and its special move Gigaton hammer does 160 damage, It even uses it to knock Corvaknight out of the sky and use its metal for its hammer. Tinkaton would not only punt you to the moon, but would punt you into Neptune's orbit. You would stand no chance.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you're not just atomized from the hit

    • @geekygamer_69420
      @geekygamer_69420 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not 160 damage, 160 base damage if its EVs and IVs are good it would do WAY MORE so more like it would punt John to Pluto's moon

    • @Georgimations
      @Georgimations ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@geekygamer_69420 oh yeah, true!

    • @lizardboyplayz4380
      @lizardboyplayz4380 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      R.I.P corvoknight fans

    • @jajasking9652
      @jajasking9652 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks good the base physical attack at level 50 is 75, but even then, you would need to Dodge every hammer, which is 💀💀💀

  • @ThisAintGood.
    @ThisAintGood. ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I feel like Greavard would be able to kill anyone without trying, that’s like it’s whole thing

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah, simply being near will drain the life from anyone

    • @Planetmango48
      @Planetmango48 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah.

    • @Pandagaming-ss2jj
      @Pandagaming-ss2jj ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like your comment, but I like your profile pic more! I love Cuphead!

    • @BreadWisdom
      @BreadWisdom ปีที่แล้ว

      You are fucking everywhere

    • @Planetmango48
      @Planetmango48 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BreadWisdom ‎

  • @mrh8142
    @mrh8142 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Ginger "attacking" John was adorable

    • @awelker4242
      @awelker4242 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Genger

    • @Tizzy_Rose
      @Tizzy_Rose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @dallaswhite5970
      @dallaswhite5970 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Tizzy_Rose they mean the dog ginger

    • @sihruschka
      @sihruschka ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ginger is so cute!

    • @darcydarcyhi
      @darcydarcyhi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@awelker4242 They are referring to John’s dog called Ginger.

  • @Anime-Doom
    @Anime-Doom ปีที่แล้ว +502

    As somebody who has been beaten up by a dolphin (and yes, that actually happened) I approve of Finizen and Palafin being put into the "no chance in hell" category.

    • @orpheusdrakos1911
      @orpheusdrakos1911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I 100% believe you they're really just smaller orca's

    • @firelasercat
      @firelasercat ปีที่แล้ว +32

      wow that must have been quite odd

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dolphins are just smarter, but also smaller whales.

    • @theaxxorite9415
      @theaxxorite9415 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      How are you beefin with dolphins

    • @Anime-Doom
      @Anime-Doom ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@theaxxorite9415 Well the dolphin was just being friendly and playing with anybody that came near it, unfortunately a dolphin's idea of "playing" with humans involves headbutts, bodyslams and tail slaps.

  • @garreonlefay6703
    @garreonlefay6703 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Not only beating me up but also mocking me"
    I think "Not only beating me up but Styling on me" works better to describe what Quaquaval would do
    Also, Tatsugiri ends you because they are always with a Dondozo

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also they hit like a truck even without Dondozo.

    • @RoyalBurger_Gaming
      @RoyalBurger_Gaming หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Dondozo is very dumb.

  • @katherinegarlock2249
    @katherinegarlock2249 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Ginger aggressively licking John to prove how she's too fierce was adorable.

  • @Jeeve77
    @Jeeve77 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The tumbleweed pokemon has an ability that makes it immune to wind attacks. Which means it would just sit there.

    • @jaydenroberts2615
      @jaydenroberts2615 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I interpret it more as the wind would pick it up and throw it around, but it wouldn’t be damaged due to it’s low weight and the fact that it’s evolved to literally travel by wind

    • @BlaizeCrya
      @BlaizeCrya ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s immune because it rides the wind, it still gets pushed around by wind, but doesn’t get hurt by it

    • @Tumble264
      @Tumble264 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't brambleghast also absorb life force too?

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dudunsparce’s move Hyper Drill breaks protect moves, so you can’t defend yourself at all against it

    • @FnordLord10
      @FnordLord10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then dodge it

    • @SkippysMisadventures
      @SkippysMisadventures ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s probably using more of detective pikachu/anime logic to decide if he can beat them up

  • @thepaintedpixel1541
    @thepaintedpixel1541 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I feel like cetoddle would come up to John out of curiosity and he could just roll it down the mountain

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I don't know if you've ever seen an ostrich, or an emu but it doesn't look like something I could beat up."
    The Australians would agree with this sentiment.

    • @shinyeevee606
      @shinyeevee606 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As an Australian who has been pecked by an emu I can agree 👍

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    For Fidough and Dachsbun, it's not a question of "can you punt them to the moon". It's "do you want to punt them to the moon".

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The answer is no

    • @LightningBea
      @LightningBea ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The answer is yes.

    • @FnordLord10
      @FnordLord10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LightningBea no

    • @kovo7
      @kovo7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FnordLord10 eat them

    • @ArthurTRead
      @ArthurTRead ปีที่แล้ว

      the answer is always no. morally and emotionally

  • @waterdelan
    @waterdelan ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think Quaxwell could actually beat a lot of people, as it learns AQUA CUTTER, which if you’ve seen Rob Lucci feom One Piece, turning your literal hand/wing into a WEAPON is… dangerous.

  • @ToastedMarshmellow002
    @ToastedMarshmellow002 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    15:49
    Brambleghast pokedex entry says that it litterally sucks the life energy out of your body and then discards the body,i dont think John would be able to beat the giant killer tumbleweed that eats peoples vital force.

  • @Nailkita
    @Nailkita ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Scarab pokemon is also protecting a baby, so you may have some trouble there Pokedex: "An infant sleeps inside the ball. Rabsca rolls the ball soothingly with its legs to ensure the infant sleeps comfortably."

  • @rayraffiki1856
    @rayraffiki1856 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The flamingo has a long neck for grabbing" you sir, have obviously never tussled with a goose

  • @Gingerperson1234
    @Gingerperson1234 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I think John forgot that chest form gimmighoul has no moves he needs to be concerned about, as he could probably just step to the side and dodge the attack

    • @zentixcro28
      @zentixcro28 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The tms give moves like power gem to it

    • @Gingerperson1234
      @Gingerperson1234 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zentixcro28 I get that he can learn moves other than tackle and astonish by TM, but I see the prompt as if I just happened to run into one, can I beat it, in which case ghimmighoul shouldn't know anything else. As it seems to be implied that pokemon don't know how to use man-made consumable items such as potions, I don't think we'd need to be worried about it finding and using a TM. Otherwise we might as well assume that every pokemon on the list could just show up with anything in their move pool in which case you're just dead from 90% of them. Additionally they tend to be atop towers or large rocks, in which case I just push it off.

    • @PhoneyHat
      @PhoneyHat ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing is he wouldn't get the chance to throw a punch. It would control him and make him gather coins for him in order to evolve. Based on one of the trailers where Jacq and Willow (Pokemon GO professor) talk about Gimmighoul

  • @llikevaquitas
    @llikevaquitas ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Punted to the moon" is an absolute classic

  • @itsturniptime3699
    @itsturniptime3699 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So firstly, Dunsparce is 5’11 long. It’s kinda big. Dudunsparce two segment form is 11’10, weighs 86 pounds, and knows Hyper Drill. Three segment is 14’09, is over 100 pounds, and also knows Hyper Drill. A move that specifically ignores attempts at defending yourself.
    There is no world where you are successfully bopping this thing away like it’s a sluggish fat bird.

    • @Iphonekid123
      @Iphonekid123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s slow asf it’s not doing nothing to him

  • @jeremymorris345
    @jeremymorris345 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I really want someone to do the calcs on how powerful John is to able to kick these things to the moon.

    • @FnordLord10
      @FnordLord10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention accuracy

  • @wysockifamily1747
    @wysockifamily1747 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When he asked if Dondozo could eat him I immediately got an ad of someone eating something💀

  • @r-animates4961
    @r-animates4961 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Greavard and houndstone would be RIP because it takes your life and soul away when you encounter it. See its dex entry of its trailer.😊

  • @0mega717
    @0mega717 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just to add a little emphasis to the sheer horror that is Tinkaton, it’s Violet entry states that its hammer weighs about 220 lbs. Keep in mind that Tinkaton as a whole weighs somewhere around 242 lbs. And it swings the hammer with ease.

  • @SpyKaizen
    @SpyKaizen ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The nacli line is based on nacl, the chemical name for salt. Na stands for sodium and cl stands for chloride.

    • @jaydenroberts2615
      @jaydenroberts2615 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait then you could just dissolve it in water, Wicked Witch of the West style

    • @SpyKaizen
      @SpyKaizen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaydenroberts2615 Lol

  • @thescribblequeen
    @thescribblequeen ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how you have the humility to admit when something could beat you up! It's no fun when people act like they're immaculate fighters who could beat up a tree.

    • @TheNameTag
      @TheNameTag ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did say he could beat up a mushroom when in fact it's a rock and he will break his foot or hand trying and you can't tell me he doesn't know as he calls the evolution a giant salt rock monster. He knows it's a rock.
      There's also the rats. Have you tried catching a rat with your bare hands? Now add in the fact these have a move called population bomb where they shoot out 1-10 more rats. They would over populate and eat him alive while swarming. It's probably the scariest on the list and he's like maybe? No you call supernatural pest control and take a trip to Fiji over the week end.

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 ปีที่แล้ว

      ironic considering there is a Tree pokemon though not in this game (yet) but like at the same time with the amount of pokemon here that have actual fatalities, yea even some people like that would nope their way out of there

  • @violeth2255
    @violeth2255 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: you will not beat a flamingo on their home turf. This is because a flamingo's home turf is a boiling salt water lake that will cook you alive before you can reach the bird.

  • @chidori_spear0584
    @chidori_spear0584 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You know Mikey's right around the corner about to fight you about not being logical

  • @AlanomalyOfficial
    @AlanomalyOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Counterpoint: Dudunsparce is huge

  • @sorrel_leaf_vespers
    @sorrel_leaf_vespers ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm having a hard time taking a bug carrying poo seriously."
    I said before getting my rear end handed to me by Dung Defender and subsequently White Defender

    • @jaydenroberts2615
      @jaydenroberts2615 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn’t just carry the poo. He was born in it; molded by it

  • @redhead_bebs
    @redhead_bebs ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a farmer, I can say with confidence that if you were going in with only your fists and Oinkologne was actively attacking you... You would not be beating it. A fully grown pig could easily knock you over/trample you.
    Plus, they have really sharp teeth. When my family would raise pigs, my father would tell my sisters and I to stop petting the pigs once they started to get bigger. If a pig is hungry, it could easily bite off fingers, I think.

  • @HayleyN-bq4ty
    @HayleyN-bq4ty ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You've never seen an angry Sow protecting her piglets have you?

  • @Mythol-OG
    @Mythol-OG ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Espathra are based off of ostriches, which are close enough to emus.
    Australia fought a war against emus, and the worst bit about this fact is that the emus WON.

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus its psychic, which makes the Cleopatra Lady Gaga Ostrich very terrifying when it can surround me in lasers and whatever Lumina Crash does

    • @bauuhmasquerade459
      @bauuhmasquerade459 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually to be more correct the Australians lost more than one war to Emus

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bauuhmasquerade459 Really?

    • @bauuhmasquerade459
      @bauuhmasquerade459 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mythol-OG Yes they lost to the Emus in war on two separate occasions

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bauuhmasquerade459 Goddamn

  • @tanky__boi3
    @tanky__boi3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:20, “What is flittle supposed to be?”
    ‘Ahem’ ‘Allow me to shed some light upon this subject, John’
    FLITTLE, THE YEETABLE POKÉMON!

  • @thegreatpapyrus7319
    @thegreatpapyrus7319 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Honestly my burning passion to avenge Corveknight would allow me to best that entire evo line

    • @burningrandomne5531
      @burningrandomne5531 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Avenge what? The apex aerial predator of Galar? Honestly I'm rather glad we're not swarmed with more of the damn things. Steel/Flying is a terrifying dual type! Let's not ALSO forget that Tinkaton stops there being armies of Pawniard and BIsharp lead by Kingambits outside of certain areas. It's called "Population Control". Now if only we could do something about those mice...

    • @introplays9613
      @introplays9613 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You would make it to Tinkatuff and immediately regret your words as this thing breaks you in two with its newly made hammer

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m sure you could beat Tinkatink but thats as far as your getting, Tinkatuff alone is strong enough and hunts Steel Pokemon.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is an amazing sentiment until you are never found again, slain by the Pokémon who slays entire armies

    • @introplays9613
      @introplays9613 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor dude lol

  • @altothealtoiest1682
    @altothealtoiest1682 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Idk about beating up a flamingo, it’s a big bird and big birds are murder machines if I follow correctly

  • @THEBOY1792-y7x
    @THEBOY1792-y7x ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If Ginger "attacks" you again, make sure to close your mouth. I make the mistake of NOT doing that constantly. My dog actively tries to French me lol.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 หลายเดือนก่อน

      …or maybe eat less meat? it’s tasting your most recent meal 😉🤣

  • @thatoneguy9229
    @thatoneguy9229 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Other youtubers: my fav pokemon
    Meanwhile, John: P U N T T O L E M O O N

  • @CelineWhite-os9dw
    @CelineWhite-os9dw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dudunsparce actually gets things like hyper drill which GOES THROUGH PROTECT.also it gets things like drill run,ancient power and DRAGON RUSH.(also I think it's heavy)

  • @freddiebrown2695
    @freddiebrown2695 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You’d be surprised the strength of the jaws and just the pig when it’s full grown

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve heard the story of my grandad being gored in the leg by a pig multiple times so I wouldn’t want to fight the pigs with magical powers.

  • @drcheesy
    @drcheesy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:18 It’s actually an egg. I guess that’s how baby Dungbeetles are born

  • @thatbeanfr
    @thatbeanfr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pokemen7: I could beat up the slightly bigger duck
    Quaxwell: U forgot about S U R F

  • @1x.1001
    @1x.1001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you try to punt nacli, you will break your toe so dont even try it. He also has sturdy so if you punt it, it will come back

  • @DarkPrincessAly
    @DarkPrincessAly ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Respect the tumbleweeds. They seem harmless, but they will Cut You and Knock You Down when they hit you and Bury Your Home. They are Evil Incarnate, and pokemon did them Justice by making them Sentient Plants That Cause Problems.

  • @darththeo
    @darththeo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to raise pigs ... you are definitely not beating a pig in a fight.

  • @davefeb1987
    @davefeb1987 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OK my personal opinion if you think you can punt chest form gimmieghoul you're monstrously strong it has a chest full of coins metal coins!! You will break your foot trying to kick that

    • @jaydenroberts2615
      @jaydenroberts2615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But also think that the Gimmighoul are usually found on the top of towers. You could just drop it off the edge like eagles do to turtles. Turn it to mush on the inside

  • @Sabre-fp8vn
    @Sabre-fp8vn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The "duck with a hat" doesn't have a hat, it's a hairstyle.

  • @fammgolpx5512
    @fammgolpx5512 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He was even kind enough to rate the ones he couldn’t beat up

  • @friskyunicorn21
    @friskyunicorn21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video made me laugh out loud, as usual of course! You’re my favorite poketuber, keep it up man! Thank you for always cheering me up! ❤

  • @hollywalker3726
    @hollywalker3726 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel your pain there John. I too have a dog named Ginger who is the same mix and would be under the same category

  • @mysteriousmog51
    @mysteriousmog51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:54 dogs called ginger she is adorable. Change my mind (but your not going to attempt to and even if you did you couldn't)

  • @tavisbliese2141
    @tavisbliese2141 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wooper wouldn't be so easy, as it is poisonous to the touch, making it somewhat deadly. Good luck not dying while trying to fight it.

  • @xenogaming5997
    @xenogaming5997 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love the fact you could beat up every starter, they’re just little babies. Fuecoco is perfection.

    • @SherbetSketcher
      @SherbetSketcher ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quaxly gang rise up

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SherbetSketcher
      _ducc_

    • @myphinisheris0waot
      @myphinisheris0waot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i am the lone member of the sprigatito gang

    • @tashalopez1371
      @tashalopez1371 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that PM7 hates sprigatito

  • @gaminggalore4210
    @gaminggalore4210 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I loved when PM7 said it’s punting time and then punted all over Sprigatito. Definitely one of the best moments

  • @BrodieClark-t6m
    @BrodieClark-t6m หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That egg doesn't have a baby inside it has a literal soul according to the pokedex

  • @fuecOHKO
    @fuecOHKO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr trying to beat greavard in a fight: ok ill just choke it until it falls asleep... I feel tired. I think I should get some slee-

  • @Sumwonreeil_Totally
    @Sumwonreeil_Totally ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PM7: has cool photos of Pokemon regions
    Kalos & Unova: *Pain.*

  • @HawkeyesPro
    @HawkeyesPro ปีที่แล้ว +6

    nacli is made of rock, it would be like punting a a soccer ball sized solid stone

  • @Crumblevr_101
    @Crumblevr_101 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    18:20 wooper is God wooper destroyes you PM7

  • @cubeinc.thechannel9487
    @cubeinc.thechannel9487 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love how when the edits show a pokemon beating John it calls him "that John guy" 😂

  • @Noking447
    @Noking447 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I forgot name of Quaxly final evolution but it’s Pokédex entry says it can send a truck flying. So honestly you could put up maybe a good fight until you get kicked in the stomach flying across the multiverse itself

  • @coldfusion230
    @coldfusion230 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So if we assume John has the physique of a Machoke (possibly with bad IVs?), does that line up with the rankings?

  • @aqlanonn2513
    @aqlanonn2513 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rankings I Disagree With:
    Spider Ball Web IDK
    4:19
    Its Webs Are Strong Enough To Tank Scythers Hits
    Poop Bug
    5:10
    It Could Throw The Poop In Your Mouth?
    Alien Poop Bug
    5:29
    Same Reason And Also Because It Has Big Metal Hurty-Hurt Mouth
    Dog Of Hell
    5:43
    Overtime It Would Take Your Soul
    Rat Army
    10:50 They Are Strong Enough To Kill Entire Legendary Teams
    The Big Poop
    18:05
    It Weighs As Much As An Adult Male Grizzly Bear And It Has Those Toxic Spines
    WORK IN PROGRESS

  • @anonymousmonkey9491
    @anonymousmonkey9491 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the hammer's 100 kilogram, and the tinkerton is just carrying it around like a baseball bat. even without the hammer I'm pretty sure it can beat an average human to death with its barehands.

  • @TheRealKman
    @TheRealKman ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You lose to grevard by default since it just absorbs life force while playing lol

  • @mattevans6752
    @mattevans6752 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this might be the most realistic that John has ever been in one of these videos.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Much better than literally the entire galar vid

  • @Xandruslan
    @Xandruslan ปีที่แล้ว

    12:30 I think the Pawmi line is really clever actually.
    Starts as tiny little baby Pawmi. It’s a ‘wee’ little thing.
    Then it evolves into Pawmo. Pawmi, but a little ‘more’
    And finally Pawmot. Which I’ve been saying as “paw-mote”. Because it’s the ‘most’ Pawmi it could be.

  • @libertydean388
    @libertydean388 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when i first saw tinkaton I kinda hoped there was gonna be another pseudo that wasnt dragon type

  • @orangepumpkin493
    @orangepumpkin493 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know nothing about fighting so im gonna take your word for all of this John

  • @diseasemouse5638
    @diseasemouse5638 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    with naclstack you'd definitely be dry cured (look at the scarlet dex entry)

  • @noelleobrien7525
    @noelleobrien7525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work in desert conservation, and frequently have to deal with massive tumbleweed. They are sharp and big, but all you need is a pitchfork

  • @aidanmaharaj4578
    @aidanmaharaj4578 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PM7 is one of the best TH-camrs in my opinion

  • @Unknown-xo7td
    @Unknown-xo7td ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Little did John know that Minecraft Mario mushroom would already have drained his body of all its liquids by the time he can even get a real hit in

  • @SourBerry9808
    @SourBerry9808 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagining John beat up these pokemon is hysterical 🤣 nice video, PM7!

    • @michaelweber1921
      @michaelweber1921 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think John is one of those guys who have never been in a fight but think he's a good fighter then fall after one punch so he would lose to every Pokemon here. 🤣

  • @harleywilloughby8746
    @harleywilloughby8746 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Go to 1:45 to see ginger attack John

  • @timvandermolen9696
    @timvandermolen9696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Charcadet will burn your foot of before you get to punt it to the moon. He can get his fire up to 1800 degrees farenheit when it fights

  • @jakey6691
    @jakey6691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vs bobcat normally it would be in the "Not Great" Tier but since it wants to eat your dog it goes to probably

  • @Darkshadow-ny3zi
    @Darkshadow-ny3zi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Beautiful. Just absolutely beautiful

  • @WHAT-cb5sf
    @WHAT-cb5sf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spidop is just a normal spider from Australia

  • @TapsWaterr
    @TapsWaterr ปีที่แล้ว +10

    pokemon scarred and violent

  • @bandit2366
    @bandit2366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You kidding me dunsparce goes to your pelvic region when you're standing but is longer than you when you're laying and it can summon earthquakes and you think you could take it?

  • @chadius_moai_
    @chadius_moai_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If the dog was hostile and was made of bread then you beat that I'd be full after the battle

  • @jillcipher
    @jillcipher ปีที่แล้ว

    15:30 Look at the head tilt. That thing is rabid. Don’t need to fight it because it’s just going to die anyway. Slowly, and agonizingly

  • @hondaaccord1399
    @hondaaccord1399 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: Annihilape wasn't on the tierlist because he's already in John's house

    • @Kashmnyjr
      @Kashmnyjr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was though. It was near the end

  • @Switch270
    @Switch270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The licks of Ginger was revenge for the dogs.

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on ปีที่แล้ว

      thought this said gengar and i was thoroughly confused

  • @chachischannel8856
    @chachischannel8856 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love these videos keep doing them when other games come out.

    • @Missfuller1
      @Missfuller1 ปีที่แล้ว

      NICCECECECECCE

    • @Missfuller1
      @Missfuller1 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHHHHHHHH

    • @Missfuller1
      @Missfuller1 ปีที่แล้ว

      dsfbesufkbwe]\
      Fu## yu that what that means

  • @connorquig8607
    @connorquig8607 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PM7 Needs to read Flittles Pokédex entry on how if someone steels it will hunt them down in revenge. So that little ugly thing got something scary that can kill.

  • @timberich1647
    @timberich1647 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Petition to put Iron Bundle in We'll See or Not Great! I honestly think there's an outside chance he could pull out the win against it!

    • @Officewaffle
      @Officewaffle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Despite it being a delibird it's still extremely powerful lorewise. Remember, all the paradox Pokemon could cause an ecological disaster.

    • @timberich1647
      @timberich1647 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Officewaffle yeah and I haven't played Violet yet so correct me if im wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's still a similar size to a normal delibird so he definitely has the size advantage over it

    • @Officewaffle
      @Officewaffle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timberich1647 I'll admit that the size advantage goes to John but the thing is made of pure metal.

    • @timberich1647
      @timberich1647 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Officewaffle yeah. U have a point but that's why I said to put it in "We'll See" or, more likely, "Not Great". I'd say there's about a 95% chance John gets his ass handed to him on a silver plater but because it's still technically a delibird and mostly because of the size advantage, i think there's still enough of a chance that it should be bumped up a tier.

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timberich1647 Tinkaton is also really small but no way he could beat that

  • @ElectroPikachu
    @ElectroPikachu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was waiting for this to be made. Let's see what's punted to the moon this time

  • @seananthonymcdonald7498
    @seananthonymcdonald7498 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find it funny john thinks he could punt a mushroom made of stone to the moon rather than lose to it while trying to do so

  • @SJdxb17
    @SJdxb17 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The thumbnail showing my two favorite paldea Pokémon in punted to the moon is crucial

  • @joyousforbes4670
    @joyousforbes4670 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GINGER IS SUPREME. BOW DOWN TO THE ALL MIGHTY 🐶👑

  • @mistashadow
    @mistashadow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would be careful with Wooper
    It'd probably poison you (provided you don't hit it far away first), and that doesn't sound like a pleasant experience at all

  • @ThatOneMudKid
    @ThatOneMudKid ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tinkaton wont kill you unless ur a steel type lol

    • @jandfcreatamators611
      @jandfcreatamators611 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boi It dont matter what type you are YOU'RE the one getting punted to the moon by that hammer either way. But still RIP those steel types.

    • @deeznuts3327
      @deeznuts3327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip Corviknight

    • @everettfelix3905
      @everettfelix3905 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope it doesn't notice my abs 😏

  • @darrylcole3671
    @darrylcole3671 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear sir, I think you are severely underestimating the power that pigs have. They’ll mess you up without a second thought

  • @sorato6804
    @sorato6804 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact about bulls. Just grab the horns and direct them the body will follow and they move in a vey linear way making it easy to tell where they’re charging, so if anyone reading this finds themselves in a sticky situation remember the saying take a bull by it’s horns, or just do a swift jump to either side since they don’t turn as well

  • @linksystothepast
    @linksystothepast ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John have you ever tried to fight a pig ? It will eat you, your children, AND its own children. Grown pigs are fucking scary man. 😂😂😂😂 but seriously great list dude.

  • @JaxanOBirdy
    @JaxanOBirdy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would not have the heart to kill fuecocco he's too cute🥰

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger ปีที่แล้ว

      Just make it breed so then you can still admire the cuteness when the original one is gone.

  • @mysteriousmog51
    @mysteriousmog51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:59 I am drawing with that thing (no questions I am drawing with it...