Yup. And it would be too good to be true, so 25 years and 600B in we would be getting “only another 5-10 years and 200B and we can finally pull it off!” Source: fusion and virtually any large-ish “infrastructure” project.
@@tjk735 Were they able to work out the kink to make it stop breaking it's user like a Kit-Kat yet? I haven't been keeping up with tech in a while so I'm actually curious.
Actually there is a posibillity of oil on mars and venus as they once had life on them, but they had an enourmous ecological fuck up to make them a cold husk and razing sulfuric hell respectively
@@benjaminoechsli1941If there's oil, there's going to be bugs or audible binary. Give defense contractors an incentive, and theyll develop the superdestroyer in record time
umm...yes actually one of Saturn's moons, Titan has hundreds times more liquid hydro carbons than all of the oil and natural gas reserves on Earth combined...
Space Marines Sierra Company Must have jump packs and their standard weapon in one hand is a .50cal, quad barrel, Come on, its a powered exo-skeleton with Polychem armor that can stop heavy rounds…
@@Volper1 I'd be happy with Fallout lore-accurate T-51B, but an Adeptes Astartes armor? Yes, please. Maybe an Imperitor class Titan or two as well (complete with void shields).
look, if tomorrow uncle sam came out and said that they could make me into a space marine i wouldn't be able to sign on fast enough. Even if the process was lore accurate.
A box of toaster strudels weighs 11.6 ounces. (11.5, or 11.7 depending on the source, I'm putting it in the middle) The BUFF has a payload of 70,000 lbs. So that means each BUFF can carry 96,551 boxes of Toaster Strudels. There are currently 58 active B-52s. That means if we had every active BUFF drop nothing but boxes of Toaster Strudels, they' be dropping 5,599,958 boxes of Toaster Strudels per sortie. A box of Toaster Strudels goes for around $2.96 on average for a cost of $280,963.41 per plane, or $16,295,877.78 to fill every BUFF once. That's not including the custom leaflets telling them how to defect. Add another, say $200,000. to get that done. That's peanuts given how effective that'd probably be.. load em' up! Edited because I did the math wrong the first time, lol.
It would probably be less than that as you’d most likely run out of space to pack in the strudels long before you hit the weight limit on the buff’s payload
that sent me because i was thing right before Canada said that i was thinking oh were is the fun in not sending your enemies to the moon with a landmine that i hid under the seat cushion edit and no i am not Canadian sure we think wisconsion is one of the sates that sounds Canadian but no that's Minnesota
@@sinnirr you could always seal up some Willy Pete on the inside of some of them. Otherwise how are they going to cook? And I mean the strudels…not the North Koreans…honest…🤞
I'm with Buff on this one. We should really be putting effort into making sure the Russians know that they'd have a better standard of living in a Ukrainian POW camp than they do in the Russian army.
Problem is, they might not be better off. Ukraine has broken some laws on POW treatment in the past so for all they know, aid wouldn't be trusted unless it was to defect to Poland or some other NATO country.
@@HawkWolfGaming *Looks over 40k lore on Mars and the Cult Mechanicus* *Looks up at Canada* yeah no that checks out. Techpriests are just apparently what happens when you export Canadians to a dust bowl with no hockey or Tim Hortons.
Soviet Union first in space? Hell no. They were beaten by 13 years by Germany. 20th June 1944... Soviets were first to orbit Earth, but not first in space.
The Germans came close in WW1 as well with the Paris supergun. however, the max altitude of one it's shells were still far below the karmán line, though it was the furthest any man made object had been up until the V-2 rockets.
@@fumarc4501 Possible, but unlikely. Maybe we'll start with the Orion Project, and get the "Spartan-I" super soldiers first. Or maybe we'll jump straight to Spartan-IV armor, which sounds more likely.
Respectfully sir, we need the Space Battleships to get those Marines there. Not sure how many wanna be travel in a drop-pod that far 😂 -A person who definitely was not in the NAVY
Before any one suggest raising the wreak of Yamato, I would just like to point out that Iowa, New Jersey, Missouri, and Wisconsin would be the best candidates for conversion. And maybe New Jersey could get that 20th battle star she needs to tie Enterprise, by fighting aliens.
@@Mamorufumio Pretty sure that after the Iowas they'd go for North Carolina, Massachusetts, and Alabama before Texas. Space Battleship Texas would probably only happen if we needed 8 Space Battleships.
Technically not toast. Although I see your confusion as "toast" is in "toaster strudel". A very common mistake as toast and toaster strudels come from the same family of toaster heated bread, but they are different species.
Actually nazi Germany was the first nation to put something into space on the 20th of June 1944. See outer space is defined as anything past the Kármán line or around 62 miles above see level. When they were testing out their new v2 rockets they got one of them to an altitude of 109 miles.
No the Definition might not have existed @@sammiller6631 but it would've still been there, something doesn't Magically appear after you find or define it, So if Today we measure it a certain way, anything that falls within those measurements before we measured it that way are grandfathered into the new data, so Yes V2 would count by that metric
"I am a logistics business with a big hobby in warfare." Could not describe the United States any better. We're a nation of tradesmen, not warriors. But logistics in war isn't much different than in business. Its amazing how well soldiers can fight when they have better comforts than home when deployed.
I mean, to be fair, we’ve built one HELL of a war subculture amongst various sectors of the population. That, and our shocktroopers are one of the most feared combat units on the planet.
InB4 European says we know nothing about Logistics because we don't use trains as much as they do. One, the government royally fucked us up with trains, I'll give you that. Two, the US is so BIG that it's harder to use trains, especially for passengers. The part of Georgia that had all it's electricity taken out by Hurricane Helene? Bigger than Ireland, yet very rural and spread-out. You'd still need a car just to travel to and from the train stations, unless you start walking the day before arrival time. The US is not Europe, and the US is gigantic, we have to do things in different ways.
@@hedgeearthridge6807 And then there's trying to get trains through the *Rocky Mountains.* trucks and planes are probably cheaper and less likely to get into catastrophic accidents.
Don't wear yourself out fixing BOTH of them. Crap, we have more roads in California than you have in your whole country. Most US roads are fine... as long as they aren't in freezing climates, or burnt up from fires, or washed out from hurricanes, or torn up from tornadoes, or...fuck it. Never mind. Our roads blow dead bear, too.
Can confirm took a vacation to the UK in June And the only issue we had the whole trip was a pothole claimed our rental cars front tire on the first day
@@HalfTangible if we are following 40k, i think we would get terminator armor first, as it was used for mining and its stc is far older than marine armor
"How about fixing a road or stopping crime!" As a Brit, I can confirm my government has no idea how to deal with crime...especially when they keep importing it and as for the roads, Iraq probably has better roads than us at this point.
@@matyasfried8510 There's a big difference between saying "This country is run my morons puppeting robots in a foreign language" and saying "BURN THE COUNTRY TO THE GROUND MY FELLOW UNEMPLOYED NUTJOBS", one gets you arrested, the other gets you put silently on a list...
2:23 - Considering how much aid money we've sent to former British colonies through the years... maybe England isn't the best one to be speaking up. lol
Archmagos HLC, it is a privilege to meet a champion of the Emperor's will. Together, may we bring light to the shadows that seek to engulf our realms. On behalf of the God-Emperor of Mankind, the Inquisition bestows it's blessing upon you for the call to produce armor for the Adeptus Astartes.
3:32 Ah, I see Buff has been hanging with his old war buddies again, as what he described is what Gail Halvorsen and his C-54 use to do for Berlin back in the day. ...That reminds me, has the C-54 Skymaster appeared in this series yet? If not, making him based off of Halvorsen and constantly making sure everyone has some vittles to eat would be kinda adorable.
Best “heritage” comeback Ive ever heard! 😂 I’m from the South, and my ancestors were assholes. I don’t like most of my LIVING family, why would I base my morality on, let alone defend, people who lived 150 years ago off of a deplorable system that required slavery to function and definitely would not “agree” with my lifestyle as just a woman, existing, with rights not tied to her husband? I mean… even if you’re the next King if England, if all you have is your “heritage” that says a lot about how little you have made of your OWN life. Don’t live your life in a way that would make your ancestors proud, as most ancestors of ANYONE 100+ years ago would be horrified or offended by many things men and women both find not only normal, but essential and feel is a “right” now. Try to live YOUR life- the only one you can control- in a way that will make your descendants proud, not make them want to punch you in the face.
The unspoken implication that by accepting the 'We only get one, better make it count' idea they acknowledged their true position in the scheme of things. xD
The people want Spartans and Space Marines.... NGL Space Marines as in Wahammer 40,000 Space Marines would be freaking dope as hell, and for 100 Billion USD, that is quite the steal.
Even accounting for how DARPA projects tend to go budget wise? Yeah, 100 billion USD for either Spartan armor or Space Marines is insanely efficient. Not that we really have applications for them, but I bet the knock on commercialization of parts of the tech would be amazing... seventy years after roll out or so.
1:40 if i had the choice for my government to fix roads and crime/ or to make either spartan or space marine armor i am choosing yo get spartan and/or space marine armor
1:42 PA here. Fixing our roads are a Sisyphean task. As one of the oldest geographical areas of land in the world our terrain is a karst. Which means we get constant sinkholes/potholes. Not to mention that one time we accidentally lit the inside of a mountain on fire in the 60s, that's still burning to this day.
Fun fact, not even the Soviet Union was first to space. That record actually belongs to Nazi Germany when they started testing prototypes for the V-2. They unintentionally crossed the Kármán line before it was even established.
It'll be like ST: First Contact. Except no wings on the buff, just the fuselage or whatever you call the tube that has all the seats and shit. But with a booster instead... just strap a few JATOs back there... or RATOs... but then... kinda defeats the purpose of changing rocket tech if you go with rato... doesn't it?
"I gotta admit, that's a hell of a deal." I am crying with tears of laughter at that one! (And "I" gotta admit, he ain't wrong! That's like a Gold Medal Olympiad sprinter of technological advancement at garage sale prices!)
0:15 no germany was the first Nation to make a human made object reach outer space on the 20th of June 1944. The Soviet Union was only the first Nation to lauch a satalite into space.
"Everything in the universe better fuckin' hope not or else I'm gonna show everythinng out there thay we *were* made in God's image" goes so unbelievably fucking hard 💯
0:20 no you did not. America did beat the USSR to space … we did it with a manhole cover. And even then German beat both the USSR and America back in 1944 with the MW 18014.
Funniest bit of hypocrisy is people who perpetually give the South shit for celebrating thier heritage, will defend all the shit native Americans did and celebrate their heritage even though they aren't native American. And before you get salty and try to call me a lost causer or other BS. I'm a northerner that is of Blackfoot heritage. Both groups celebrate vicious losers and suck.
I'll sign on for Starship Trooper Marauder armor with mini nukes and grenades that count down "I am a ten second grenade, 6, 5..." Heck, I'll even change my name to Johnny Ringo to get the job!
eeeh, the math and physics didn't check out after the fact. We don't actually know if it did, so we did our best to calculate if it could've survived the drag through the atmosphere. Turns out the math doesn't check out and indicates it likely disintegrated within our atmosphere. If it did then yeah, definitely went into space. Though tbh, also not the first, that goes to Nazi Germany when testing early prototypes for V-2 rockets by about 13 years.
Speaking of space flight, everyone go listen to Fire In The Sky, a song about humanity reaching the stars. “Yet the gods do not give lightly of the gifts that they have made And with Challenger and seven, once again the price was paid. Though a nation watched her falling, all the world could do was cry As they passed from us to glory, riding fire in the sky!”
Technically, the Buff's idea could be framed as humanitarian work.
Aren't humanitarians just re-labeled cannibals?
What’s the harm in adding some Canadian spice to the toaster strudels?
@@archangeldo913 Maple glaze toaster strudels are delicious
@@spiritofthewolf15x is it technically water boarding if it’s with maple syrup?
As a ukranian, that will work
The B-52 Strudelfortress.
Genius.
I love it!
I like that idea. The strudel drop would probably work
As I Canadian I endorse this (less fun) version of food warfare.
You win 🎉
“At least I tried to vet them properly!”
As someone who follows UK politics quite closely, no the fuck they didn’t
lmao
"tried" is doing a lot of heavy lifting
As a Brit I can confirm we fuckin did not
Boats filled with people landed & they all threw their passports into the channel.
Very true.
"I need 10 years and a hundred billion dollars."
"I gotta admit, that's a helluva deal!"
LOL. Yeah, we Americans would totally go for that! 🤣😂🤣😂
Yup. And it would be too good to be true, so 25 years and 600B in we would be getting “only another 5-10 years and 200B and we can finally pull it off!”
Source: fusion and virtually any large-ish “infrastructure” project.
the crazyest thing is that it ain't even entirely a joke, look up project hot eagle or SUSTAIN....
Someone is already making real spartan armor
@@tjk735 Were they able to work out the kink to make it stop breaking it's user like a Kit-Kat yet? I haven't been keeping up with tech in a while so I'm actually curious.
"Perchance, is there oil up there?"
"Everything in the universe better fucking hope not."
"Do you want Helldivers? Because that's how you get Helldivers."
Actually there is a posibillity of oil on mars and venus as they once had life on them, but they had an enourmous ecological fuck up to make them a cold husk and razing sulfuric hell respectively
@@benjaminoechsli1941If there's oil, there's going to be bugs or audible binary. Give defense contractors an incentive, and theyll develop the superdestroyer in record time
umm...yes actually one of Saturn's moons, Titan has hundreds times more liquid hydro carbons than all of the oil and natural gas reserves on Earth combined...
Europa is just a way point toward Titan
Hes not wrong. Spartan and space marines. Lets get that into production yesterday.
Space Racoons. Isn't there a movie warning us about this.
So happy he referenced Halo.
@@pepepepert i think we can use Franklin as an ambassador.
@@pepepepert I vote for Space marine Racoons
Space Marines Sierra Company
Must have jump packs and their standard weapon in one hand is a .50cal, quad barrel,
Come on, its a powered exo-skeleton with Polychem armor that can stop heavy rounds…
"Im a logistics expert with a BIG hobby in warfare"
Truest of true.
Also when you figure out Space marines, no matter the risk, sign me THE FUCK UP.
Daddy issues, no more functioning penis, and small survival margins. Plus you need psychological indoctrination. Also racism.
I prefer "Arms Dealer with a Spangly Logo."
Same brother same.
Oil for the Emporer!
Sign my ass up right now
“The people want Spartans and Space Marines.” Truer words were never spoken.
@@Volper1 I'd be happy with Fallout lore-accurate T-51B, but an Adeptes Astartes armor? Yes, please. Maybe an Imperitor class Titan or two as well (complete with void shields).
I too want a space marine spartan armor set....for science.
look, if tomorrow uncle sam came out and said that they could make me into a space marine i wouldn't be able to sign on fast enough.
Even if the process was lore accurate.
As long as we don't get the Religo-Fascist Government that comes with the Space Marines I'm down. But remember, that world is WOOOOOF
@@Ozai75 I mean, it's not really that bad. LOL
A box of toaster strudels weighs 11.6 ounces. (11.5, or 11.7 depending on the source, I'm putting it in the middle) The BUFF has a payload of 70,000 lbs. So that means each BUFF can carry 96,551 boxes of Toaster Strudels. There are currently 58 active B-52s. That means if we had every active BUFF drop nothing but boxes of Toaster Strudels, they' be dropping 5,599,958 boxes of Toaster Strudels per sortie.
A box of Toaster Strudels goes for around $2.96 on average for a cost of $280,963.41 per plane, or $16,295,877.78 to fill every BUFF once. That's not including the custom leaflets telling them how to defect. Add another, say $200,000. to get that done. That's peanuts given how effective that'd probably be.. load em' up!
Edited because I did the math wrong the first time, lol.
It would probably be less than that as you’d most likely run out of space to pack in the strudels long before you hit the weight limit on the buff’s payload
@@darthrevan4933 Ohh, probably. I was just going by raw numbers.
Math is the key to world peace. 💯
Judging by how successful that same exact thing was in Berlin when the wall was up, I'd expect Buff's idea to actually work quite well.
Buff is definitely cooking figuratively and literally.
Came here to say this
They outlawed napalm, no literal cooking anymore
Calling America a toddler with a credit card is diabolically accurate 🤣
Don't you mean "Diabolically Adorable"
He said debit card! it's totally different!!!!
Question is, who’s the holder of the savings/checking account that debit card is linked to
The american taxpayers... @@BlueUnicorn928
Considering the the US isn't over 500 years old, that might be more accurate than anyone think.
"Where's the fun in that"
Wrong on so many levels 🤣🤣🤣
Oh Canada, Terre de nos aïeux...
So right on many more levels.
that sent me because i was thing right before Canada said that i was thinking oh were is the fun in not sending your enemies to the moon with a landmine that i hid under the seat cushion
edit and no i am not Canadian sure we think wisconsion is one of the sates that sounds Canadian but no that's Minnesota
@@sinnirr you could always seal up some Willy Pete on the inside of some of them. Otherwise how are they going to cook?
And I mean the strudels…not the North Koreans…honest…🤞
Remember kids, you can't comit warcrimes against war criminals, it's called tasting your own medicine.
I'm with Buff on this one. We should really be putting effort into making sure the Russians know that they'd have a better standard of living in a Ukrainian POW camp than they do in the Russian army.
Problem is, they might not be better off. Ukraine has broken some laws on POW treatment in the past so for all they know, aid wouldn't be trusted unless it was to defect to Poland or some other NATO country.
As a Canadian who relies on the US for my way of being, we also want US Hammer 40k. Give us emperor titans now.
Give us the USSR
United States Space Rangers
With our Canadian metals and Robotics, we could probably refer to ourselves as a Forge World for those things. Geneva Checklist here we come!
@@jamesharding4458 Need a new acronym, or history gonna get REAL weird.
@@HawkWolfGaming *Looks over 40k lore on Mars and the Cult Mechanicus* *Looks up at Canada* yeah no that checks out. Techpriests are just apparently what happens when you export Canadians to a dust bowl with no hockey or Tim Hortons.
I want DOOM
Soviet Union first in space? Hell no. They were beaten by 13 years by Germany. 20th June 1944...
Soviets were first to orbit Earth, but not first in space.
Lemme guess, you also believe that the "bad guys" in ww2 were actually the west and nato! 😒
I was about to say the same...
The Germans came close in WW1 as well with the Paris supergun. however, the max altitude of one it's shells were still far below the karmán line, though it was the furthest any man made object had been up until the V-2 rockets.
Just said this.
Another common German W.
"We'll give you chicken McNuggets if you switch sides."
Let's go with Choco Pies ..
'sonofabitch, fuck it, im in'
You son of a bitch I'm in
Shhhhh!!!! Don't let Franklin hear that!
DON'T LET FRANKLIN NEAR THOSE...
As a huge Halo fan, the mention of Mjolnir armor is awesome.
But the mention of wanting Spartans made me think of Spartan IIs and made me very sad.
@@fumarc4501 Possible, but unlikely. Maybe we'll start with the Orion Project, and get the "Spartan-I" super soldiers first. Or maybe we'll jump straight to Spartan-IV armor, which sounds more likely.
Same
Buff's plan is not only solid. I swear I have heart it before....and it worked.
Didn't you predict this year's ago? Everyone knew NK would defect for a bigMac
Respectfully sir, we need the Space Battleships to get those Marines there. Not sure how many wanna be travel in a drop-pod that far 😂
-A person who definitely was not in the NAVY
Before any one suggest raising the wreak of Yamato, I would just like to point out that Iowa, New Jersey, Missouri, and Wisconsin would be the best candidates for conversion. And maybe New Jersey could get that 20th battle star she needs to tie Enterprise, by fighting aliens.
@@t1m3f0xyou know that would make more sense, plus…their still floating, heck space battleship Texas would work too
@@Mamorufumio Pretty sure that after the Iowas they'd go for North Carolina, Massachusetts, and Alabama before Texas.
Space Battleship Texas would probably only happen if we needed 8 Space Battleships.
Heck, go Treasure Planet and start with Old Ironsides until they get the big gals up.
Orbital launch math has entered the chat…
I’m more shocked HLC didn’t make an Operation Plumb Bob reference when it came to us being the first one to space
Kyle Hill just proved with math that that manhole cover burned up in the atmosphere before ever reaching space
@@nb31b Damn. Why’d he have to ruin something cool with math
@@nb31b what about the pieces that burned? Even if they’re atoms and such, they still went to space.
@@Smith559he’s an asshole 😂 an entertaining asshole, but an asshole he remains
@@nb31bcan you provide me with that math? Like can you explain your calculations?
There's a reason Buff will become the next president. That idea was *toast*
That’s why I have the shirt!
Technically not toast. Although I see your confusion as "toast" is in "toaster strudel". A very common mistake as toast and toaster strudels come from the same family of toaster heated bread, but they are different species.
*bu dum tiss*
Here’s the door
@@_Hodgepodge We know. It's a joke bruh
Actually nazi Germany was the first nation to put something into space on the 20th of June 1944. See outer space is defined as anything past the Kármán line or around 62 miles above see level. When they were testing out their new v2 rockets they got one of them to an altitude of 109 miles.
“The rocket performed perfectly, it just landed on the wrong planet.” -Werner Von Braun
The Kármán line didn't exist in 1944, so you can't retroactively make that claim. Why are you stretching so hard for such mental gymnastics?
The V2s also only briefly barely scraped into space
No the Definition might not have existed @@sammiller6631 but it would've still been there, something doesn't Magically appear after you find or define it,
So if Today we measure it a certain way, anything that falls within those measurements before we measured it that way are grandfathered into the new data, so Yes V2 would count by that metric
@@kirotheavenger60still the first to do so
Technically, we may have accidentally beat sputnik to space, with a glorified manhole cover...
...and nukes...
...I think at least twice
"I am a logistics business with a big hobby in warfare."
Could not describe the United States any better. We're a nation of tradesmen, not warriors. But logistics in war isn't much different than in business. Its amazing how well soldiers can fight when they have better comforts than home when deployed.
We do have a hell of a warrior class, though.
It takes all kinds in this nation of war tribes.
I mean, to be fair, we’ve built one HELL of a war subculture amongst various sectors of the population. That, and our shocktroopers are one of the most feared combat units on the planet.
InB4 European says we know nothing about Logistics because we don't use trains as much as they do.
One, the government royally fucked us up with trains, I'll give you that.
Two, the US is so BIG that it's harder to use trains, especially for passengers. The part of Georgia that had all it's electricity taken out by Hurricane Helene? Bigger than Ireland, yet very rural and spread-out. You'd still need a car just to travel to and from the train stations, unless you start walking the day before arrival time. The US is not Europe, and the US is gigantic, we have to do things in different ways.
@@hedgeearthridge6807 And then there's trying to get trains through the *Rocky Mountains.* trucks and planes are probably cheaper and less likely to get into catastrophic accidents.
As an English civil engineer, we need to fix the roads too...
Don't wear yourself out fixing BOTH of them. Crap, we have more roads in California than you have in your whole country. Most US roads are fine... as long as they aren't in freezing climates, or burnt up from fires, or washed out from hurricanes, or torn up from tornadoes, or...fuck it. Never mind. Our roads blow dead bear, too.
Can confirm took a vacation to the UK in June
And the only issue we had the whole trip was a pothole claimed our rental cars front tire on the first day
@@ronjones-6977😂 I was gonna say even California our roads need som help!
Didn't the Romans show us how?
The problem is people trying to get by on the cheap!
@@davidgoodnow269 Tell National Guard they're nationalized and they're building roads for the next 300 years.
Tactical Toaster Strudel. I am here for that.
Raise Hell! Praise Dale!
"Whats the fun in that?". Couldnt have been a more accurate response😂
I laughed so hard when Canada paused and said "What's the fun in that?"
Keep these videos coming, I needed that laugh more than I realized!
BUFF/FRANKLIN 2024!!🇺🇸🇺🇸
Who’s writing him in this year?
The people do indeed want Spartans and Space marines.
It'd be better than a bajillion big screen TVs...
And Helldivers...
Unfortunately it seems we're going with Tau drones instead.
Still cool, just... differently cool.
@@HalfTangible if we are following 40k, i think we would get terminator armor first, as it was used for mining and its stc is far older than marine armor
@@zetaking2909 Huh...you learn somethin new everyday...although I'd settle for y'know...a Thunder Warrior first.
Can we get both 40K Space Marines and Starcraft Space Marines
As a fellow toaster strudel lover, I agree with this approach. 😅
We did it for Berlin, so it's workable.
Invent self-toasting strudel and you've got an instant W.
Can't argue with grandpa Buff's logic there 🤔
Why am I both terrified AND impressed by Buff's idea?
"How about fixing a road or stopping crime!"
As a Brit, I can confirm my government has no idea how to deal with crime...especially when they keep importing it and as for the roads, Iraq probably has better roads than us at this point.
That's a scary thought.
Man i fear for you dont they like arrest people who make this statetment on social media in your country
@@matyasfried8510 it has been known to happen here
@@matyasfried8510 There's a big difference between saying "This country is run my morons puppeting robots in a foreign language" and saying "BURN THE COUNTRY TO THE GROUND MY FELLOW UNEMPLOYED NUTJOBS", one gets you arrested, the other gets you put silently on a list...
@@matyasfried8510 just about every country in Europe is suffering under communism and censorship of basic rights for the citizens at this time.
2:23 - Considering how much aid money we've sent to former British colonies through the years... maybe England isn't the best one to be speaking up. lol
Archmagos HLC, it is a privilege to meet a champion of the Emperor's will. Together, may we bring light to the shadows that seek to engulf our realms. On behalf of the God-Emperor of Mankind, the Inquisition bestows it's blessing upon you for the call to produce armor for the Adeptus Astartes.
Remember sending proper regards to the Omnisiah, since the AM might get rusty with you for your lack of aknowledgment of their beliefs
I'm gonna need somebody to do a welfare check on this guy...
@@Pierce-lz7kv Chill your shit. This is for my fellow nerds, not for you.
@@oxide9679 I will do no such thing
3:32 Ah, I see Buff has been hanging with his old war buddies again, as what he described is what Gail Halvorsen and his C-54 use to do for Berlin back in the day.
...That reminds me, has the C-54 Skymaster appeared in this series yet? If not, making him based off of Halvorsen and constantly making sure everyone has some vittles to eat would be kinda adorable.
I'm kinda liking Buff's plan... who knew the grumpy old guy could be a humanitarian at heart? 🙂
Love your stuff HLC! Never change, sir! Thank you for your service.
1:23 now that's something I'm willing to put my tax money towards. Just keep 343 as far away from it as physics will allow
0:46 I'm a logistics business with a hobby in war 😂😂
This is so true LOL
Best “heritage” comeback Ive ever heard! 😂 I’m from the South, and my ancestors were assholes. I don’t like most of my LIVING family, why would I base my morality on, let alone defend, people who lived 150 years ago off of a deplorable system that required slavery to function and definitely would not “agree” with my lifestyle as just a woman, existing, with rights not tied to her husband?
I mean… even if you’re the next King if England, if all you have is your “heritage” that says a lot about how little you have made of your OWN life.
Don’t live your life in a way that would make your ancestors proud, as most ancestors of ANYONE 100+ years ago would be horrified or offended by many things men and women both find not only normal, but essential and feel is a “right” now.
Try to live YOUR life- the only one you can control- in a way that will make your descendants proud, not make them want to punch you in the face.
The unspoken implication that by accepting the 'We only get one, better make it count' idea they acknowledged their true position in the scheme of things. xD
"What's the fun in that?", gotta love Canada.
I heard they genetically engineered Cobra Chickens that shit acid. Nobody is gonna be safe. Fuckin' Canadia is crazy.
Buff's idea is f*cking genius!
The people want Spartans and Space Marines.... NGL Space Marines as in Wahammer 40,000 Space Marines would be freaking dope as hell, and for 100 Billion USD, that is quite the steal.
By the end of it, $100B would just be in the boots.
@@fuzzytech3846 Still worth it
Even accounting for how DARPA projects tend to go budget wise? Yeah, 100 billion USD for either Spartan armor or Space Marines is insanely efficient. Not that we really have applications for them, but I bet the knock on commercialization of parts of the tech would be amazing... seventy years after roll out or so.
Hey HLC, you should check out The Expanse and how badass Martian Marines are with Goliath power armor!
Ngl, if there were spartans, crime would probably go down.
1:40 if i had the choice for my government to fix roads and crime/ or to make either spartan or space marine armor i am choosing yo get spartan and/or space marine armor
Space Marines that FIX roads. during their downtime. NOBODY is gonna speed in that construction zone.
@@ronjones-6977 we even have the AK guy to make the heavy bolter.
Grandpa BUFF actually has a good idea there.
1:28 "I gotta admit that's a hell of a deal" 😂
"Your 'heritage' was from 1861 to 1865!" THIS!!!
My Little Pony lasted longer. I demand statues of Twilight Sparkle!
1:42 PA here. Fixing our roads are a Sisyphean task. As one of the oldest geographical areas of land in the world our terrain is a karst. Which means we get constant sinkholes/potholes. Not to mention that one time we accidentally lit the inside of a mountain on fire in the 60s, that's still burning to this day.
First in space was WW2 Germany with the V2 rocket.
Also we all know a B-2 video is cooking
yeah Brit here, i want Spartan armour and Space marines, and i feel no shame.
When I saw the title I was just imagining them holding up signs that say “Will defect for food”.
I was thinking the same thing.
Fun fact, not even the Soviet Union was first to space. That record actually belongs to Nazi Germany when they started testing prototypes for the V-2. They unintentionally crossed the Kármán line before it was even established.
The Souths history as a separate identity goes back farther than the US as a country.
America is going to have Light speed soon enough and we all know the BUF will be getting an upgrade module.
Punch it chewie!
"What's a photon torpedo?" "Shut up BUFF, that's classified!"
It'll be like ST: First Contact. Except no wings on the buff, just the fuselage or whatever you call the tube that has all the seats and shit. But with a booster instead... just strap a few JATOs back there... or RATOs... but then... kinda defeats the purpose of changing rocket tech if you go with rato... doesn't it?
FTL isn't possible. We need Einstein-Rosen Bridge tech instead.
@@insertnamehere6659 Oh you mean the rainbow road? :P *snickers*
Like a toddler with a debit card. I'm dying 🤣.
"I gotta admit, that's a hell of a deal."
I am crying with tears of laughter at that one!
(And "I" gotta admit, he ain't wrong! That's like a Gold Medal Olympiad sprinter of technological advancement at garage sale prices!)
Not knowing that much American history beyond broad strokes I will be filing away that Confederacy comeback for later hah, nice one.
Either version of a space marine at only 10 years and 100 billion would be an incredible bargain tbh.
Buff's idea is perfect. A win-win.
Spartans and Space Marines? Yes, yes we do want them.
we kind of do, look up project hot eagle...
Buff is a genius. No denying that.
As a non American citizen, I support America creating space marines as a reality.
Operation: Toaster Streudel gets a green light from me... not that I count for much, but there you go.
OMG Buff solves Ukraines manpower crisis. And yes the United States would spend 100 billion and 10 years for spartan armor and space marines.
Other countries ask “why would anyone do this?” America asks “Why tf not?”
Never miss a HLC video ever! Let's go
Edit: okay but like, the Buff is a genius
The reverse Holodmor, I like it.
Buff having the most genius idea out of everyone in the room
Raytheon already has a power armor program.
@3:25 was about to say that it’s probably not the food but maybe how it’s delivered, but Canada beat me to the punch
The Germans never made it to the punch either
"...when we find the bottom, we dig it even deeper."
So... that explains that 30 trillion deep problem in your pocket.
$35 trillion and counting.
@@kemarisiteit's more considering the debt of the states.... And cities...
i dont know why but at exactly 2:49 my video started reloading
Honestly, combine both Space marines and Spartans together, make the ultimate soldier, Spartan Marines!
Agreed the people want Spartans and Space Marines.
Good morning from North Americas snowy psychotic hat
When are you guys going to get rid of the black face PM?
0:15 no germany was the first Nation to make a human made object reach outer space on the 20th of June 1944. The Soviet Union was only the first Nation to lauch a satalite into space.
What did they do ?
@@OurT-10M they launched the first human made object into outer space i just told you
@@Chaos_Cultist
Care to mention what that object was?
Because if it was an object intended as a weapon, _it doesn't count._
@@OurT-10M nasa rocket programm.. was in essence the v2 programm....
What year was the manhole cover that went to space?
V2 was the first thing in space. A manhole cover was the second
We can assume they mean, on purpose.
Elaborate, I wish to know more
@@knusern666 The Fat Electrician has an episode on it.
We did that in the Gulf in 91. Using food and comics to get guys to surrender
"An army marches on its stomach." - Napoleon, possibly
Can't blame a man for going where the getting's good.
"How about you fix a road"
UK is hurting my feelings bro😂
I vote we give marines the Spartan armor
Another video from my favorite news guy.
I always click the like button before the video even starts. I am always guaranteed a laugh.
"Everything in the universe better fuckin' hope not or else I'm gonna show everythinng out there thay we *were* made in God's image" goes so unbelievably fucking hard 💯
0:20 no you did not. America did beat the USSR to space … we did it with a manhole cover. And even then German beat both the USSR and America back in 1944 with the MW 18014.
The Confederate bit. Bring the good ol’ bugle boys, we’ll sing another song…
Union Dixie is best Dixie
Funniest bit of hypocrisy is people who perpetually give the South shit for celebrating thier heritage, will defend all the shit native Americans did and celebrate their heritage even though they aren't native American. And before you get salty and try to call me a lost causer or other BS. I'm a northerner that is of Blackfoot heritage. Both groups celebrate vicious losers and suck.
Everyone wants space marines and spartan armor... we all know it's gonna be like helldivers first
Or Halo surprised no one brought it up literally has space marines and spartans 😂😂
I'll sign on for Starship Trooper Marauder armor with mini nukes and grenades that count down "I am a ten second grenade, 6, 5..." Heck, I'll even change my name to Johnny Ringo to get the job!
Hell yeah! I'll take a spot in the K9 Corps personally
Getting conscripts for a decent diet is genius
Ngl Buff's idea actually sounds rather solid.
Technically, we did launch a manhole cover into space two months before sputnik launched 🤣
eeeh, the math and physics didn't check out after the fact. We don't actually know if it did, so we did our best to calculate if it could've survived the drag through the atmosphere. Turns out the math doesn't check out and indicates it likely disintegrated within our atmosphere. If it did then yeah, definitely went into space. Though tbh, also not the first, that goes to Nazi Germany when testing early prototypes for V-2 rockets by about 13 years.
@@Skellitor301_VA Whats for sure is it went up that way and no one has seen it since...
Speaking of space flight, everyone go listen to Fire In The Sky, a song about humanity reaching the stars.
“Yet the gods do not give lightly of the gifts that they have made
And with Challenger and seven, once again the price was paid.
Though a nation watched her falling, all the world could do was cry
As they passed from us to glory, riding fire in the sky!”
One of my favorite genres.
Ahh, no one tell America one of Saturn's moons is made of hydrocarbons.
But are they long chain hydrocarbons?
@@avroarchitect1793 liquefied methane... so yes.
@@kineticstar Well, then it sounds like that place needs some *freedom.*
Hacksmith has cracked the UNSC standard rifle
If there's oil on the nearest planet, than we're going all out on Space Force!
For the emporium!