Mordhau IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Pan Only and Leaving the Map
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- So a brand new fantastic game has recently been released. The game is Mordhau. The focus of the medieval fighting game is to hold objectives and defeat your opponents with weird and fun weapons of the era including the fantastic lute! Naturally I mostly just use the lute to play music with using the amazing lute bot. Anyway, today we are playing the new early access game and exploring just how broken and perfectly balanced it is. We will ask if there are any exploits in it and low and behold there are many ways to leave the map and put yourself in out of reach spots with one-way walls and a fantastic advantage over all enemies. The game is like chivalry but just better in every way. Oh and the community is a great laugh.
Link to mordhau here: mordhau.com/
Also even though you see exploits used in these videos I would like to remind you that use of exploits on official servers will get you banned. So don't give it a try as you will lose access to a lovely game. That aside I hope the devs have fun fixing it all
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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Title of the video: Mordahu IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Pan Only and Leaving the Map
#funny #moments #mordhau
Spiff is the type of person to see tax evasion as an infinite money exploit
Actually, the US and many other governments have used an infinite money exploit many times, called quantitative easing (QE).
@@ErebosGR that's fucking s i c k
hahahahaha
He should easily get a job as a financial advisor eh ;-)
+ErebosGR Astute observation. But much like Mordhau, patches for that exploit are incoming.
"how can you exploit a swordfight?"
*indiana jones has entered the chat*
hello brother
The gun sene? Lol
@@BluesnakeAkki how is the crusade going?
@@zettavago2385 its fine TOO MUCH POLITICS NOT ENOUGH FIGHTING
It's like the classic game of Rock Paper Scissors but rock always wins
it ties vs crossbow though :)
Everyone knows that Rock punches through Paper.
I like to call the game, Lute-Stick-Pan, I think it's a more accurate name for MORDHAU (Rock still always wins)
Because there is no paper
0:18 - Waait. That's clearly "Hide the Pain Harold" meme man in a suit of armor!
"Yey or Nay?"
"Which of those means yes?"
"Umm.....Yey?"
"YEY!"
no u
one of the best movies
@@thecursed01 indeed! :D
nay is yes in korean
Hear hear!
“How can you exploit a sword fight?”
Most melee slashers (Chivalry, War of Roses, etc): am I a joke to you?
360 rainbow strike with the maul: am I a joke to you?
Yay!
I just noticed the Spiffco watermark and now I can't even
Zeta Steve me too and on this video also
Same lmao
I swear he actually buys the stock images then puts his watermark on them.
Same idk why I’ve only just paid attention until now
@@creeperizak8971 yeah he reuses them a lot that would be hilarious
When a company tries to sue you for using their images with their watermarks.
You buy the whole company, and put your watermarks on their images which is now yours..... kayyy
Did he actually do that?
Carter Updyke ikr what actually happened lol
He buys the stock photos without watermark, then adds on his own.
If he kept the old watermark the bots would think he didn't pay for the photos, and sue him for it. But stock photos aren't half as funny without watermark, so he added his own
That's not how watermarked images work
@@monkydance2880 I'm just retelling a story I heard frequently
*The Dev's see this video* "2 weeks later" *exploit patch+ New Item, "Cup of Tea"*
Hope he publishes the letter he wrote to them.
@@mischaprudon3316 if he does i want to see confirmation XD
'cup of tea: deals 5 damage. When equipped with Tophat, alt fire take a sip to recover half stamina, equipped with boxing glove, take 10 damage'
@@glenmcgillivray4707 perfect but i feel like it should be like a close to medium ranged weapon you splash at peoples faces and it temporarily blinds them and does 10 damage and alt fire does take a sip
@@mcdodge6679 Dealing damage to anyone not wearing a british flag: healing allies (those who wear british flag/tophat) who are splashed.
Restores the users stamina IF and only if wearing tophat AND flag.
Because like all things british, only the mother nation and her colonies benefit from her favour.
"And finally, petey pan he is armed with three pans" I lost it there lol too funny
I actually thought he said "Petey Pan, he is armed with three-tey pans" the first time I listened to this.
When TH-cam's search function is faster than the sub box...
I've seriously only just started searching for gameplay videos of this and youtube was like "Spiffing Brit did Mordhau" ... me: "I don't recall Mordhau on Spiffing's chann-" "6 minutes ago"
Okay, alright then.
The suggested video feed is too. I watch videos then halfway through I get the notification and it's on my feed
“How can you exploit a sword fight?”
For Honor: * laughs in broken *
you look familiar
*laughs in chivalry spin attacks*
heheh....bash
shhhhhhh dont tell anyone
50/50... that is all
First time drinking tea while watching one of Spiffing's videos.
I have now ascended to a realm I never knew existed.
same
@@speakingof8106 same same
"I'll kill you with my teacup." ~ Mordhau: Riddick Expansion
Ah, I see Harold is doing his best to hide his pain today as well.
Tuulos where’s Harold
I didn’t see him
@@cooper419 Hes Rock Star
Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed this.
Actually scrolled to make sure I wouldnt comment the exact same thing. I guess rocks fell, everyone died but Harold, who is now hiding the pain.
“Don’t mind I’m just going to shoot through these bushes as there is probably someone on the other side”
Yeah pretty much sums up musket warfare
10:11 Blasphemy! Everybody knows that military themed hat simulator 2 has the best hats in the industry!
Red Dwarf flashback with the Sir Smeg. You, sir, slay me.
@@thespiffingbrit: I live in the Netherlands but we grew up with UK television (and lots of tea!) Britain never managed to get our country, but you definitely seeped in. (-;
Thanks for the content!
Nice to see a another man of culture :)
Spiff: *sees a mounted crossbow* Also spiff: is this a trebuchet
3:04
*toc*
When you realize it's not just a joke, and he is really drinking some tea.
You, my good sir, earned my respect and admiration.
Love how most of this video is just Spiff enjoying silly meme characters.
When the Brit says “we don’t remember team damage in the history books.” Looks over at what was the French fleet... no no you do not
Thelondonbadger I was memeing but you are just posting completely false information. The French fleet was not at all on the German side and said they would have scuttled rather that join the Germans. The whole thing is a very complex issue and saying that the French there had joined the Germans is very much incorrect.
Thelondonbadger except the French fleet didn’t recognize the authority of the government working with the Nazis? How the fuck is America at fault for the treaty of Versailles? They were the ones trying to convince France to chill. Sure they could have done more but they weren’t actively trying to harm Germany like France was.
I’m not saying what Britain did was wrong and that the French were in the right to ignore the British but acting like the French troops were Nazis because they didn’t want to surrender to British control isn’t correct.
"Bots dont have rights"
*gasps in robot*
Dude you're uploading so much and it's always incredible stuff.
Not complaining, just think it's pretty incredible. I wish I could upload as much as you. Keep it up!
@@thespiffingbrit Ahhhh, well make sure to give him an extra ration of tea from me
And behold I saw a rider on a pale horse, and his name was Death, and he rode amongst the world yeeting rocks at all manner of sinners and wicked man.
nice reference!
Me: scrolling youtube
Spiff: uploads
Me: it's time for some colonisation!!
Yes, but actually no: On the menu this time: War crimes
See you thought the common thread of these videos is colonialism, but it's actually war crimes. Just tells you what's truly important in life, I guess.
There is nothing better than commiting war crimes whilst drinking TEA with Colonization Cake@@tstststs
Spiff: starts talking about tea
Editors: *activate super spiff watermark time*
The spiffing britt co. watermarks are beautiful.
English teacher: so, spiff, how many k's are in the word "rock"?
Spiff: yes
Dev:"You cant break my game!"
Spiff:"Hold my cup of tea..."
I'm thinking either Oolong or Jasmine Green Tea because... tea
“No flag no country” - Eddie Izzard
That's the rules that I've just made up!
21:41 Spiff gets on his rocking horse.
I'll see myself out.
"you cant exploit a sword fight right?"... oh dear, wait until they hear about unreactable excels and fake drags
infuriated noises from the kitchen:
_me trying to make tea in a pan_
YAY, YAY AND MORE YAY. Thanks for the enthusiastic vid! I used this video to convince friends to finally get Mordhau!
I dig the Spiffco watermarks. Love that you found a way to keep your pictures still looking like "free" use images
I literally love your vids, you’re one of the funniest TH-camrs on here, keep it up!!!
Fuck you for adding "literally" to that sentence
Remember the cavemen firefighters from the Fairy Odd Parents. This is them now
Fire fire fire Stone stone stone!
@@theblackbaron4119 ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK!!!!!!!!!
@@colecostie Nobody is going to stone anyone. Even if they *do* say Jehovah!
Yay! I'm glad you created this; I'm sure that the developers are already fixing these issues, but it's definitely icing on the cake after this point.
"If you don't own a flag." Did you just reference Eddie Izzard?!
Best way to implement tea is to make sure it doesn't have an ability so that we may sip infinitely. Imagine everyone violently running towards you, they scream, then they slow to a crawl in front of you to sip on their cups of tea, complete with a slight sipping sound.
Primary fire: Take a sip. Make a slurping sound. Slow movement until sip is over like when you use the lute. Infinite use.
Secondary fire: Throw the teacup like a rock or an axe, 10 dmg.
17:12 The British reaction to Communist forces building up near West Germany (1979, colourized).
Spiff is truly the King of Kings with the names he makes
The Rock Star
*Weapon proficiency 420*
Blaze it
guess you could say he's a bit stoned.
A trick about ranged weapons on the horse back is that you add the speed of the horse to the speed of projectile. This is how historically some of the horse archers outranged foot archers by a fair margin.
Not sure how I've never watched this gem. Good god man, this video is gold.
Game: gets released
Spiff: Aw shit, here we go again
Got my US style sweet iced tea, perfect for this 90*F (32*C) weather.
In the harbor?
i like you because your like me, loving exponental functions in games (like for example clicker heroes you can up your click damage for .01% of your dps and multipule hero upgrades up your click damage .5% of your dps) and anything that has the word 'no cooldown'
"Team fortress 2 but better"
*HERESY*
*WE AT LEAST HAVE TEA IN NAME!*
AND *P A N* EXISTS
Its offensive to confuse a superior seige weapon called The Trebuchet with something as inferior as a catapult.
However, confusing it with a scorpion or ballista is just adorable.
Your videos have given me a crippling addiction to tea, I love it.
dishonored is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits
I love that the stock images has a team symbol and the name spiffco.
Yay.
More Mordhau. I love watching Mordhau videos while sipping my yorkshire tea.
Rock Star looks like Harold lmao
Loving the spiffco watermarks... Take that stuttershock!
yeah, how dare they protect their copyright for hiring actors and photographers to take stock photos!
I saw the watermarks before reading them I thought oh god there goes spiff for another week
@@Nadaters The rights are paid, and the watermarks are parody. It's ok.
@@KateGrayCode indeed
Love your profile pic ☀️
I've never been the biggest fan of video game content but damn I love your style!
LIKE THE VIDEO SO HE ASKS THE DEVS FOR TEA
LIKE THE VID NOT THE COMMENT (but thx, guess more people will see. We did it bois, 69 likes, this is truly a momentous occasion.)
“asks” more like threatens them to add tea..
I think we’re getting that letter sent. 1k to go. Start drinking your champa- no that’s not right
16k likes :-)
Igor Sandu WHERE IS THE LETTER? HE NEEDS TO POST A PHOTO OR A VIDEO OF THE LETTER AS PROOF
I can't like this comment... the cost is too great...
"And your name sir knight?"
"I am Digby of Smeg"
Whatever it is, a Brit will find an exploit.
Even Life?
Finally have tea whilst watching.
Side note, brand your own tea and sell it, I buy it
After that speech at the beginning, I'm literally, pausing to make a cup of tea :))
npc name references
lord holden cross (the guy famous for shouting DAUBENY in for honor)
lord commander guts (main character of berserk)
azheek ahrimanus (pretty important guy in the thousand sons from warhammer 40k)
please tell me about the ones i missed
The free guard should be called the tea guard
Spiff can literally talk about tea for an hour and everyone will still love it
what? THROWING AWAY your tea? Even if it is to destroy your enemies, that would be heresy!
Also, don't damage your Tea-mates.
Well... it sounds like a good weekend....
Oh sorry that's the American talking.... back to drinking tea
Drop the taxes or else
Thanks so much for all the content, you are for sure my fav TH-cam rn. I may actually start drinking tea for these.
YES!! the watermarks remain
Yay and Nay. 100 Statman needs to evolve into his final form, 500 Statman.
I always drink coffee but today as I'm sick I drink a special tea for that *TH-cam notification* this is a signal
0:17 That's obviously hide the pain Harold
*Gets Gold Star*
*Laughs evilly with cup of Covfefe*
Alternate skin of the bandage should be a cup of tea that you gracefully take a sip from when injured
*Hacker has left the server* For now.
America: treat yourself to a candy bar
Britain: treat yourself to another cup of tea
hes been using so many stock photos, u might not knowing 1 of them is his pic x'D
You called it
I searched for your comment on here after I saw your comment on his post.
XD
Legend
I Came back after 7 months FINALLY found the comment.
When tea is added in this game: does 40 dmg (100 if on the head), can't 1 shot kill, less on the head, so it doesn't become OP, also it heals you 50% when drink, can also overheal till 25% and gives 15% dmg resistance, and you will have a 20% chance of the national anthem of Britain starts playing that gives you an extra 15% dmg resistance, 10% attack speed and 50% extra speed, till you die.
They also added coffee: 10 dmg (30 if on the head), we all know tea is superior, when drink, makes you be able to run for ages and your attack speed goes up to 25%, but you take 50% extra dmg.
Also I am not British I am Portuguese.
ALMOST TO 15K, LADS. LET'S GET TEA IN THE GAME
But if you'd rather not, then that's fine
I was getting breakfast from a drive thru while watching this, and the power of Spiff compelled me to get tea with my order. I may have to make this a habit. *sips*
Spiff, do you know if you'll be exploiting Kenshi?
@John T. Parker There's a difference between robust and optimized.
11:50 Remember kids, before you use decimate inappropirately, to decimate is to kill every 10th.
C&C Generals: Zero Hour Superweapons Only (Superweapons general)
Game: Please select number of allies.
Spiff: **Walls**
Game: whut now?
spiff: **hates on TF2**
Me: **drops tea** how dare you
I broke my arm falling downstairs to make my tea. Still made it but the ride to the hospital was filled with very dignified screaming and sipping.
I have never seen anyone use stock images in a more hilarious way
Also where is this open letter to the Mordhau devs?
Y'know... I just had tea while watching your video for the first time and you're right they really are better with tea.
Digby of Smeg, will we also see a 2nd technician at some point?
Dave: There you go Spiff, nice hot cup of tea
Spiff: Cheers mate *sips* ugh its cold
Dave: Nice cup of tea
Spiff: It's horrible
Dave: Cup of tea
Spiff: Is it... is it coffee Dave?
Dave: ... cup...
You made stock photo Henry.
Without any shame, I laughed so loudly at 17:10, that I was fined for violating a noise ordinance.
Nay: The Guild II Renassance or The Guild 3 (Early Access)
Earn all of the money like you always due
I wanna see this strongly worded letter to the devs about tea. He got double the likes he asked for. I for one am stressing the fact I'll probably never see this letter
Hay spiff. Any chance of you playing totalwar three kingdomes? they have tea!
*My compliments to the* c̶h̶e̶f̶ *editor.*
Per the recent copyright snafu, I believe your ›Spiff Co‹ watermark layer is dialed in and on point.
I misread it as ›Shutterstock‹ for a hot minute - so I reckon you'll convince new viewers for a long while: no one actually reads the watermarks :›
I’ve been looking at every single stock photo and I can’t figure him out
Do try to update us if you see him
*If they do add a cup of tea as a weapon they should make it so you can throw the saucer like a boomerang while you stand there sipping your tea. Then you can just catch the saucer when it flies back and throw it again.*
Alright then, you claim you can exploit any game...alright then, i challenge you to break Monster Hunter World
Leave it to Team Darkside for the most fun ones, you need a full hunting party :) he's just one man. Cluster etc isn't that impressive alone. Since the monster have a lot less health.
"So we can rock and we can horse." IT'S A ROCKING HORSE!