100th day of kindergarten. My collection is pEnIS. Can my collection be eaten? No. My collection is 68 inches. My collection weighs 22 blocks. The color of my collection is brown.
9:12 My dad and I were at an auto show one time and saw a '59 Chevy El Camino. Dad asked me what I thought of El Caminos, and my response was, "They're pretty cool. They're basically automotive hermaphrodites." He looked at me funny, then walked off and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day. Either he knew what that meant or he was ashamed that he flunked basic biology.
Well then again the term “hermaphroditie” can mean either something about science, or something about one thing having both male and female traits. I dunno, I’m not that good at science. 🤷
Rachel has 16 chocolate bars and Tracey takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What would she end up with? Me: A slap. My friend: Not the answer I was looking for. Rachel: *Slaps Tracey.*
@@majman446 Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, and one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (one eye?) Well he came down to earth and he laid in the tree I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough" It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (one horn?) I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line? And he said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine" But that's not the reason that I came to land "I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band" Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater (We wear short shorts) Friendly little people eater What a sight to see And then he swung from the tree and he laid on the ground And he started to rock, really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune "Sing a bop-bop aboopa-lopa, loom bam-boom" Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater "I like short shorts" Flyin' purple people eater Quite a sight to see (purple people?) Well he went on his way, and then what do ya know I saw him last night on a TV show He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his headGlaggleland (known as Glaggleterra when it was part of the Glaggle Empire) is a theme park founded by the Glaggle Empire circa 0 AGGB. It is relatively infamous due to its "dangerous" rides and "strange" culture. Glaggleland is known for being home to Gigglers and being very fun and joyous for all ages, though it is subject to occasional attacks, usually by Enphoso. (See Glaggleland Massacre.) Thorn Glognuts are some of the many popular treats in Glaggleland, along with very safe-to-eat Goobabs. The Gigglers also like to celebrate such happy occasions as Christmas and Halloween, and will still celebrate other holidays, but much prefer Christmas and Halloween. Glaggleland is a founding member of the League of Glaggles. All Glaggles come from the primordial ball known as the Whitey, born on the Glaggle archipelago which remains the home of all glaggles to this day. The Whitey soon evolved into Redio, Orangeano, Yellowa, Greenaio, Blueara, Purpleorg, and Blacke. While the Yellowa survived the tribal age, many others died, but their DNA was preserved, becoming embodied within the many other species of glaggle. Some say that the other tribes are still alive, living as the Manyglag or Festiveglag, or Spookyglag. After the tribal age, their came the Oasis Age (sometimes considered the Golden Age). it was a great time in Glaggle history lasting around 9000BGG-100BGG. Not much is known about this age other than the appearance of desert gigglers and other obscure obliquities which weren’t that obscure at the time. There was also the Rio wars, the only war we know of during the Oasis age, but we know it’s a Great War. Digital Recreation of Glaggleland: glaggleland.com/tours/digitalrecreation Glaggleland Website: glaggleland.com Stan Marsh is a fictional character and one of the four main characters in the popular adult animated television show called South Park. He is voiced by co-creator of the show, Trey Parker and made his first appearance in the show's pilot episode in 1997. Stan is depicted as an elementary school student living in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, along with his three best friends Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He is often portrayed as the "normal" one of the group, trying to maintain a balance between the antics of his friends and the problems of the adult world they are surrounded by.Kyle Broflovski is a character from the popular animated TV show South Park. He is one of the four main characters and is portrayed as a kind, intelligent and empathetic boy with strong morals. He often stands up for what he believes in and is known to be one of the more level-headed members of the South Park community. He is also known for his iconic green ushanka hat.
I remember when I drew Leonardo (TMNT) blocking a math question because I didn’t want to do the last one. The words were also: “Journey’s end.” Obviously I got a B but at least it wasn’t a C.
I was a very precocious kid. Drove my teachers nuts. I always did my work. Never was a smart@$$ on paper. (I learned quick! NEVER leave evidence they can show parents!) Being a Gen Xr latchkey kid, and very independent didn't help. Nor did my twisted sense of humor. When called on in class, anything was possible! The Teachers learned quick to avoid this! One of the best happened my Freshman year of high school, in English class. The old _write a sentence on the board, and diagram it._ Being new to the school, they didn't know me yet. YET! I was the first one called for this exercise. This is what I wrote... _"If there is one thing I've learned in life, it's that learning stuff never taught me anything."_ My teacher was laughing so hard by the time I finished the sentence, she said I could sit down. Never had to diagram it. Got a 100% for the day. She was one of the rare ones that had a sense of humor. That lasted about three weeks. I never got called on again. Because I never stopped being a smart@$$. The year before, my history teacher, Mr Jones, stepped out for a phone call (when you had to use the phone in the principal's office!) When he returned, I was sitting on his desk, singing _"I'm in trouble, come and get me, Mr Jones"_ He was furious. Expected more from an 8th grader, etc. He asked if I ever got tired of being a smart@$$. (Yep, he lost his self control! Said the word! In the classroom!) I said... _"No sir! Because the alternative is to be a dumb@$$. And my Dad says there are too many of them in DC already."_ In an instant, he went from furious to laughing! Sent me to my seat. All was forgiven. He wasn't a fan of the DC CARTEL either! That was over forty years ago! I haven't changed at all!
Me just being happy that there's one dutch thing in it and that i found that :) Btw, not deutch but DUTCH from Belguim and The Netherlands! Edit: its at 9:59 :)
Planets are actually spheres, for three dimensions, in one object to make objects that interact and move. Unlike planets, size and shape, color and grayscale, light and dark, gas and solid, for one reference.
2:40 i'ts michael jordan
I was about to day that
Hmmmmmmmmm
i really didnt notice that NICE CATCH
I was Bout to say that
"it's all fun and games till Darth Vader comes"
They aren't wrong
We don’t have that long until he arrives
It's all fun and games until... The main engine of the Sea Dragon ignites.
Why does every top comment have no time stamp?
I have arrived
Until somebody falls in love
8:22 is literally the best meme I have seen in a while now and what makes it even funnier is that the teacher didn't circle it or cut it
100th day of kindergarten. My collection is pEnIS. Can my collection be eaten? No. My collection is 68 inches. My collection weighs 22 blocks. The color of my collection is brown.
9:12 My dad and I were at an auto show one time and saw a '59 Chevy El Camino. Dad asked me what I thought of El Caminos, and my response was, "They're pretty cool. They're basically automotive hermaphrodites." He looked at me funny, then walked off and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day. Either he knew what that meant or he was ashamed that he flunked basic biology.
Well then again the term “hermaphroditie” can mean either something about science, or something about one thing having both male and female traits. I dunno, I’m not that good at science. 🤷
Hearing Dumbas laugh is such serotonin for some reason
The narrator actually has a name, it's Ryan Tibbits.
@@Ari_Fuduno way you found out?
(•o•)
You get an A+ for creativity and goofy-ahhness!
If Mark is a man, then Mary is a woman.
11:43 the fact the teacher replied with.a haha and a smiley emoji this is the teacher that makes everyone love school
1:10 NOW THAT'S FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:27 this is best man 😂😂
0:41 so your mom in the morning looks like she could be a pokemon creepypasta character
We know the generation we're living in when a kid says the opposite of pro is noob
Rachel has 16 chocolate bars and Tracey takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What would she end up with? Me: A slap. My friend: Not the answer I was looking for. Rachel: *Slaps Tracey.*
1:03 GOT ME DYING😂😂😂
But, but I didint do it. Butt. This is my butt.
11:53 reminds me of the sweetie dog from Diary of a Wimpy kid in Hard Luck when she is refered by greg as, "A beach ball with legs"
He was in the dog days movie wut r u talking about
11:43
Huzzah! A man of quality!
0:41 THAT'S MY MOTHER LOL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Apparently Michael Jordan is now Michael Jackson. But hey, they both got sweet moves!
Bobby has 4 dimes. Amy has 30 pennies. Which child has more money? Me: Bobby. How do you know? Show your thinking. Me: (•_•)
(/_/)
DAS WAT IM SAYIN
6:10
My man really banked that test
This guy’s King Julien voice is amazing.
Defend your answer. Me: Sarge, I don't know how much time we can hold them!
6:12 really got me😂
1:24 3 dimes & 14 pennies
1:43 85 pounds
7:49
Well, atleast the teacher gets it
Yeah
9:56 Damn this dutch guy is just so funny.
I swear to God, there’s no excuse, for there not to be a “truly wonderful the mind of a child is” meme here
I ordered pizza! Not hot dogs. I whant pizza! I AM SO MAD!!!
You said whant 😭😭
👁️👄👁️
5:17 got my dying😂
A-maze-ing!
6:02 it sounded like he was rapping
Yeah
2:41 that was Michael JORDAN there bro
8:36 First of all, how dare you
"My brain is always right"
Bro be spittin bars 💀
He said Michael Jackson instead of Michael Jordan. The disrespect!!!1!11!
I noticed that
Would you rather be stuck on an island all alone with someone you hate? Me: I would rather be stuck on an island with something to entertain myself.
@@lilysantiago679 that was very unrelated but ok??
@@majman446
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he laid in the tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough"
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
And he said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine"
But that's not the reason that I came to land
"I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band"
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Friendly little people eater
What a sight to see
And then he swung from the tree and he laid on the ground
And he started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
"Sing a bop-bop aboopa-lopa, loom bam-boom"
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
"I like short shorts"
Flyin' purple people eater
Quite a sight to see (purple people?)
Well he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his headGlaggleland (known as Glaggleterra when it was part of the Glaggle Empire) is a theme park founded by the Glaggle Empire circa 0 AGGB. It is relatively infamous due to its "dangerous" rides and "strange" culture.
Glaggleland is known for being home to Gigglers and being very fun and joyous for all ages, though it is subject to occasional attacks, usually by Enphoso. (See Glaggleland Massacre.) Thorn Glognuts are some of the many popular treats in Glaggleland, along with very safe-to-eat Goobabs. The Gigglers also like to celebrate such happy occasions as Christmas and Halloween, and will still celebrate other holidays, but much prefer Christmas and Halloween.
Glaggleland is a founding member of the League of Glaggles.
All Glaggles come from the primordial ball known as the Whitey, born on the Glaggle archipelago which remains the home of all glaggles to this day. The Whitey soon evolved into Redio, Orangeano, Yellowa, Greenaio, Blueara, Purpleorg, and Blacke. While the Yellowa survived the tribal age, many others died, but their DNA was preserved, becoming embodied within the many other species of glaggle. Some say that the other tribes are still alive, living as the Manyglag or Festiveglag, or Spookyglag.
After the tribal age, their came the Oasis Age (sometimes considered the Golden Age). it was a great time in Glaggle history lasting around 9000BGG-100BGG. Not much is known about this age other than the appearance of desert gigglers and other obscure obliquities which weren’t that obscure at the time. There was also the Rio wars, the only war we know of during the Oasis age, but we know it’s a Great War.
Digital Recreation of Glaggleland: glaggleland.com/tours/digitalrecreation
Glaggleland Website: glaggleland.com
Stan Marsh is a fictional character and one of the four main characters in the popular adult animated television show called South Park. He is voiced by co-creator of the show, Trey Parker and made his first appearance in the show's pilot episode in 1997. Stan is depicted as an elementary school student living in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado, along with his three best friends Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He is often portrayed as the "normal" one of the group, trying to maintain a balance between the antics of his friends and the problems of the adult world they are surrounded by.Kyle Broflovski is a character from the popular animated TV show South Park. He is one of the four main characters and is portrayed as a kind, intelligent and empathetic boy with strong morals. He often stands up for what he believes in and is known to be one of the more level-headed members of the South Park community. He is also known for his iconic green ushanka hat.
@@Dreidelium is this devy
0:43
the damn kid made a meme format
2:52 this picture is framed in my math teachers classroom lmao
1:04 I like that too
7:11 is the funniest ngl
1:03 The teachers were just asking for that response.
Thank you for getting these out! Yes!
(•o•)
Favorite parts 1:43 - 1:56
7:32 - 7:39
0:59 my brain is always right .
Literally the best line in the video
5:20 lol
I remember when I drew Leonardo (TMNT) blocking a math question because I didn’t want to do the last one. The words were also: “Journey’s end.” Obviously I got a B but at least it wasn’t a C.
2:27
3:29 how is a 2 year olds writing better than mine?!
woah
Man my penmanship looks like a dog was doing it
id assume a teacher or parent wrote it because handwriting too neat to be a toddler + why would a 2 year old know how to write fractions
Finally, a reliable meme source.
(√2 + √8) = 18
@@lilysantiago679also 9+10=21
“Its all fun and games until darth vader comes along”
I was literally holding a darth vader lego man when he said this
5:51 I laughed so hard
If i was a teacher and i saw these answers, i would give them A+s
100's all the way!
@@Green_Kirby yes
Be sure to give the kid at 5:29 A++++, thank you
same
I gotta watch every single one of them ALWAYSSS
hardcore fan arent'ya seen you alot in dumbas's comment section
1:07 Is now my favorite meme😂
2:39 itss michael jordan
1:20 Uh, pro and noob are correct.
The 3 similarities between planets was my favorite 😍
3:52 littraly any cristan kid
2:38
Picture: Michael Jordan
The Guy: Michael Jackson
BRUH
9:27 FNaF 57! Freddy in Space!
At 1:00 when the TH-camr believes it’s right but the kid spells “always” wrong
I was a very precocious kid. Drove my teachers nuts. I always did my work. Never was a smart@$$ on paper. (I learned quick! NEVER leave evidence they can show parents!) Being a Gen Xr latchkey kid, and very independent didn't help. Nor did my twisted sense of humor.
When called on in class, anything was possible! The Teachers learned quick to avoid this!
One of the best happened my Freshman year of high school, in English class. The old _write a sentence on the board, and diagram it._ Being new to the school, they didn't know me yet. YET! I was the first one called for this exercise. This is what I wrote...
_"If there is one thing I've learned in life, it's that learning stuff never taught me anything."_
My teacher was laughing so hard by the time I finished the sentence, she said I could sit down. Never had to diagram it. Got a 100% for the day. She was one of the rare ones that had a sense of humor. That lasted about three weeks. I never got called on again. Because I never stopped being a smart@$$.
The year before, my history teacher, Mr Jones, stepped out for a phone call (when you had to use the phone in the principal's office!) When he returned, I was sitting on his desk, singing _"I'm in trouble, come and get me, Mr Jones"_
He was furious. Expected more from an 8th grader, etc. He asked if I ever got tired of being a smart@$$. (Yep, he lost his self control! Said the word! In the classroom!) I said...
_"No sir! Because the alternative is to be a dumb@$$. And my Dad says there are too many of them in DC already."_
In an instant, he went from furious to laughing! Sent me to my seat. All was forgiven. He wasn't a fan of the DC CARTEL either!
That was over forty years ago! I haven't changed at all!
5:14 no. noooo. no! NOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At 2:51 the value of x is 5
Answer: says Michael Jordan. Him: says Michael Jackson.
2:49
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!
5:43 Your real voice!
0:56 i would write "bc im not colorblind"
1:08 Madagascar
Hot Dog, LOL!
Respect to all the kids who sacrifice their grades to entertain us.
4:20 McDonald joke
Paper: Do not write your exam on this page.
Me: *writes "Your exam"*
Test paper:I like to...
Kid:move it move it!
3:57 no, its bacon!
No, it’s not the correct answer!
I woke up at 5:00am this and saw this first hand and couldn’t stop laughing 😂 it made my day start on a good note.👍
Me just being happy that there's one dutch thing in it and that i found that :)
Btw, not deutch but DUTCH from Belguim and The Netherlands!
Edit: its at 9:59 :)
2:30 some what is love lyrics
8:32 I'm confused
2:16 my fav
6:10
Please make more of these. 😊
Fact:planets are not perfect spheres, they stretch
Planets are actually spheres, for three dimensions, in one object to make objects that interact and move. Unlike planets, size and shape, color and grayscale, light and dark, gas and solid, for one reference.
3:26 That's pretty deep
2:40 It's Michael Jordan.
1:08 if you don’t know from what is that song is from
Madagascar (movie of 2005)
5:05 7:03 this hurts 😢
I love your videos
0:41 ahahahaha
One of my test answers in history
Question: what brought an end to 1929?
My answer: 1930
2:39 it Michael Jordan?
3:44 bruh 😂
Who eats the most at the picnic? Me: My dad. He is chubby. He has a problem.
9:17 I wanna know how would a Little Monster feel about this.
I remember in the earlier grades, I wrote "Because I'm smart" in the "How do you know?" section.
2:48 Pretty clever dude.
Once my teacher said ‘write in digits down the numbers 1-12’ so I wrote 1 2 12 😂
“Write Two hundred thousand in figures”
“Two hundred thousand in figures”
10:48 I’m like AYOOO and im like oh
11:55 I started laughing btw good video
It's all fun and games until... The black hole swallows us.
always makes me laugh
6:09 LOLLL
Kids who tell the truth be like:
Ye I love yo vids bro
That's some smart ass answers.
I love these videos