Twitter’s Most Pathetic Man [ft.

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  • @Kobeboy15
    @Kobeboy15 ปีที่แล้ว +13151

    If anyone is reading this, his wife had left him and had taken the child with her, and now he's blaming her for not being loyal enough. Crazy stuff.

    • @randomfoodcritic2203
      @randomfoodcritic2203 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

      I’m the one that made the new Wojack of him crying, he blocked me

    • @thevigilante5623
      @thevigilante5623 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Gee, I’m shocked.

    • @vipernxg6802
      @vipernxg6802 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      It was eventually gonna happen

    • @pinkdoll7256
      @pinkdoll7256 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      It was fate.

    • @colonelcrepe
      @colonelcrepe ปีที่แล้ว +131

      But bro, it’s fate that they left

  • @FictionHubZA
    @FictionHubZA ปีที่แล้ว +18054

    The fact that his fans gave him a job simulator game when he asked for donations is beyond hilarious.

    • @bosnia-number-one
      @bosnia-number-one ปีที่แล้ว +675

      whoever donated it is a legend and should be awarded the nobel peace prize

    • @cadetsparklez3300
      @cadetsparklez3300 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I dont understand why he doenst jsut go to the pirate bay

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@cadetsparklez3300 he needs to waste money that’s why

    • @josecezar7903
      @josecezar7903 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@cadetsparklez3300 pirate Bay is still up? I haven't torrented in a long time.

    • @balikiller
      @balikiller ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@josecezar7903 there are much safer/better alternatives, but it's still around

  • @thegenerel
    @thegenerel ปีที่แล้ว +5983

    After 18 months of marriage, she finally left him.
    Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted this long. She didn't know he was unemployed until after the wedding.

    • @cream3281
      @cream3281 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

    • @shamazow2163
      @shamazow2163 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Lol, I kinda feel bad for him actually. With the amount of hate he’s getting and his relationship failing I feel sympathetic, should I be? I don’t know why everyone is hating on him. Maybe it’s the fact he’s annoying but uh idk. Could someone go more on why he’s so hated or should be hated? I’m just wondering cause the video didn’t give me the whole piece yet lol.

    • @sanghelio
      @sanghelio ปีที่แล้ว +715

      @@shamazow2163 he has a child but refuses to get a job and spends all the money people donate to him on steam games. Isn’t that reason enough? Also he doesn’t change his clothes and will go 2-3 weeks without showering and changing because it’s what “men do” in his words.

    • @lolibetic2206
      @lolibetic2206 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@shamazow2163 He literally doesnt take catre of his family because hess too busy e begging and using his dying father as bait to buy steam games. I think thats why people hate him, because hes sa scumbag loser who cannot function as an adult, despite having the responsibility of caring for his family

    • @shamazow2163
      @shamazow2163 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@sanghelio Oh thanks, I now just realized how bad that is.

  • @deadinside8077
    @deadinside8077 ปีที่แล้ว +3642

    I'm 23, and thought I was a loser and my life is gonna be unsuccessful until I saw this guy. Now I realize it can always get worse and I should probably just be grateful the for the way my life is going

    • @larrylobster9417
      @larrylobster9417 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na tbh you'll still be a pos for downing others in order to feel better for yourself. All of us don't approve of lame tactics some ppl still stand on morals n principles

    • @reesenakhre
      @reesenakhre ปีที่แล้ว +131

      That's fate for ya, bud

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      You’re still basically a kid at 23, it’s gonna be alright. Just put some thought into what you want in the future

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That, and just apply yourself with discipline and humility.

    • @achadiyat207
      @achadiyat207 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Here's some motivation from a 16 y/o
      You could change, starting from changing little things in your life you just have determined and passion

  • @terler1272
    @terler1272 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    This man's twitter is one of my favorite things on earth. The current development is that he is now stalking a woman he shares an elevator with.

    • @dantederi5062
      @dantederi5062 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Tf? I don't think this is going to end well

    • @mstyslava
      @mstyslava ปีที่แล้ว +435

      Is she white?

    • @TheBrickWhisperer
      @TheBrickWhisperer ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@mstyslava probably

    • @ishfarahmed3684
      @ishfarahmed3684 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mstyslava no he lives in China

    • @kj5960
      @kj5960 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ishfarahmed3684 there are white people in china

  • @kevinacemusic
    @kevinacemusic ปีที่แล้ว +3983

    Thank you Ghost Gum and the FBI agent following my internet search history for coming up with this timely video

    • @mrballoony3645
      @mrballoony3645 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @inna9175 nah

    • @DingDongDood
      @DingDongDood ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Wtf even the bots are making sike posts on themselves. This is maddening

    • @johnnysaurus04
      @johnnysaurus04 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@DingDongDood Mann vs. Machine

    • @supertrollfaxnoprinter3329
      @supertrollfaxnoprinter3329 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂fbi agent so funny😂 so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kevinacemusic
      @kevinacemusic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329 cum

  • @sidcada6071
    @sidcada6071 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    Came for the meme, stayed for the compelling and emotionally complex Chronicles of Mr. Jame Cage White

    • @uriel.of.denial
      @uriel.of.denial ปีที่แล้ว +28

      this is just as good as the Chris Chan Saga

    • @sidcada6071
      @sidcada6071 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@uriel.of.denial I was thinking the same thing. He does come off like a Chinese Chris Chan

    • @FictionHubZA
      @FictionHubZA ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sidcada6071 But unlike Chris he has a wife and kids which he isn't greatful for.

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@FictionHubZA
      Imagine if we practiced arranged marriages. We could be living in a timeline where Chris Chan also had a wife and kid he neglects

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      886th 👍

  • @cleverdragon6023
    @cleverdragon6023 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1111

    Update:he gave up his quest for white women, as it is not his fate

    • @poto_thePirate3309
      @poto_thePirate3309 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      he is now looking for anime women

    • @denishrg9843
      @denishrg9843 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@poto_thePirate3309
      update: he also gave up his quest for anime women, as it was not his fate

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Legit?

    • @ArtilleryBarrage
      @ArtilleryBarrage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He does this like once a month

    • @mepatt
      @mepatt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ✋🙂‍↕️

  • @tell_em_tell
    @tell_em_tell ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    Pros of following James Cage White:
    - laugh your shit off for 30 mins
    - be glad you're not him
    - motivation not to be like him
    - reward
    - learn how 2 gangnam style
    Cons:
    - painful (especially knowing the fact he is in full custody of a child)
    - you can't do anything to help him
    - he's annoying and egotistical

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ya know i was laughing my ass off until you mentioned that life he must take care of... damn you for ruining my fun XD

    • @Wroar2020s
      @Wroar2020s ปีที่แล้ว

      Plot twist.. He used to be a former member in The CCP as General...
      He pretends to play dumb and act like this in order to distract the westerners from the threat of something idk Taiwanese invasion

    • @yol_n
      @yol_n ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he being in custody of child isn't so bad since both families are functional.

    • @Asphyx12
      @Asphyx12 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@yol_n i disagree, his mother controlling him like a puppet isn't means of function

    • @yol_n
      @yol_n ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Asphyx12 it's the only thing she can do with a manchild like him tbh

  • @hydrophilicchristopher9874
    @hydrophilicchristopher9874 ปีที่แล้ว +7340

    Imagine having a lolcow as a dad.

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Truly, a terrifying thought...

    • @se.224
      @se.224 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      most dads are either really buff or a local lolcow

    • @FictionHubZA
      @FictionHubZA ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Griffith [Femto] Nah Tywin was cool. A bit cruel but he did everything it took to keep his family on top.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Give us a decade or 2 and we can stop imagining.
      Several lolcows now have kids and shit is gonna get interesting down the road.
      Or not because sometimes stupidity doesnt get inherited.

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I'd actually be worried for the kid's safety, especially since a lot of lolcows end up getting doxxed and threatened by some of their more sociopathic followers. Even if the kid isn't threatened directly, the parent could end up taking the resulting stress out on the kid, which isn't something any child deserves.

  • @Eterrath
    @Eterrath ปีที่แล้ว +4081

    Reading the title at a glance, I thought Max was the most hated person on Twitter and for a second, it made me happy to just realize that he's alive

    • @6rain875
      @6rain875 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      whats the album in your pfp i cant remember the name of it

    • @nrgbunni.
      @nrgbunni. ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Max doesn't post on his solo channels they just post on cold ones so you can get your max fill

    • @Eterrath
      @Eterrath ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@6rain875 아버지 : reflection

    • @6rain875
      @6rain875 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Eterrath thanks

    • @FictionHubZA
      @FictionHubZA ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought so too.

  • @peoplewhoplaygames
    @peoplewhoplaygames ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I feel bad for his wife. Imagine your parents selling you in an arranged marriage for 10k. Then imagine having a kid with him, likely very forced, and having to watch him fail miserably at taking care of his kid.

    • @teehee781
      @teehee781 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      This is probably how it was in the medieval times 😭

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It *_WAS_* how it was in Medieval times. ​@@teehee781

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Quite sad

    • @TheTacticalHaggis
      @TheTacticalHaggis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's diversity for ya

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@TheTacticalHaggis 🤨

  • @lordfriedrick7911
    @lordfriedrick7911 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    I genuinely feel bad for his wife and the kid...
    She's married/chained to a manchild that: doesn't work, always buys games on Steam without a care in the world, stays a big part of the day on Twitter, thinks he's entitled to be famous, he's completely dependant on his mother and so on...
    Honestly i think the parents of the wife hated her daughter, and bargained her of to the highest bidder just so that she was out of their lives...

    • @Punchinello-tp5sp
      @Punchinello-tp5sp ปีที่แล้ว +117

      absolutely horrible situation

    • @SSchithFoo
      @SSchithFoo ปีที่แล้ว

      Do u think in a country where there is sex selective abortion leading to a society with a horrible sausage to taco ratio a women will have a hard time finding a man? I am pretty sure there is more to the story.

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@SSchithFoo Mine is just a speculation but it could be that she's under really strict control of the parents...

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew ปีที่แล้ว +65

      She needs a divorce and a better husband and live her life as an adult

    • @unique_mushroom
      @unique_mushroom ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i dont think so because they were still very much involved with both of there lives, as per james tweets around the time of marriage and sons birth. he would hang out and drink beer with her dad.
      my suspicion is she’s whack too considering she was still unmarried at her age. it was an arranged marriage for both their sake. the stuff james was saying about her reactions to conflict was like her threatening to kill herself or kill their kid so yeah lol. poor charles peter

  • @UncleOshwa
    @UncleOshwa ปีที่แล้ว +3179

    I found that James is a good replacement for Chris Chan. He's not as bizarre, but he hits a lot of the same hallmarks as Chris, like the entitlement and oversharing.

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I did m.....

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      We'll wait for the gender change and house burning down arc then.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hilarious that that Janke woman didn't become the "next Chirs-Chan" as so many people said she would.
      Wonder where she went btw...

    • @funfourstudios
      @funfourstudios ปีที่แล้ว +153

      The Chris Chan of China

    • @Noriko_riri
      @Noriko_riri ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@eveakane6563 excited for the incest route

  • @Itariatan
    @Itariatan ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    Every time I've seen Max collab with someone he always mentions his neighbors. What a caring guy.

    • @deletedaccount175
      @deletedaccount175 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he lives in a house now and has no neighbours close enough to hear him, he just drags the bit on. before, he was disturbing people all around him screeching at pokemon cards at 2am, he deserved being kicked out and should be shamed for it. imagine you've got work at 6am for 10 hours on a building site, and your never had a real job neighbour is screaming at 2:45 about a f*cking holographic lizard every single f*cking day for years. I would have bricked his windows.

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deletedaccount175 Neighbors are annoying.

    • @clippity964
      @clippity964 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@deletedaccount175 why are you coping so much go to sleep dude

    • @sludgerat666
      @sludgerat666 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@clippity964 why did you feel the need to comment such a meaningless thing.

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sludgerat666 don't talk 🤡

  • @seymy4362
    @seymy4362 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    ricecel + nosecel + lipcel. Talked to a girl today at uni and she called security, I have been interogated for 4 hours

    • @dog5653
      @dog5653 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Just use tactical soap bro

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      what the hell are you talking about

    • @Fumehuffer
      @Fumehuffer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Flip?

    • @JezzaE2003
      @JezzaE2003 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you were better looking thats just called flirting

    • @IRONMIN117
      @IRONMIN117 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      smalleyecel

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 ปีที่แล้ว +6462

    This man is a king. He has a hot Chinese wife, does no work and just buys video games all day.
    He's basically landed nobility

    • @hotstuff6131
      @hotstuff6131 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      He's basically retired!

    • @ldelgg
      @ldelgg ปีที่แล้ว +920

      A chinese wife which he cannot touch

    • @drewbakka5265
      @drewbakka5265 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

      @@ldelgg he got at least 1 load in

    • @samaritan_sys
      @samaritan_sys ปีที่แล้ว +474

      ……aaaaand if YOU would like to be landed nobility, look no further! With Established Titles, you too can be-
      **BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM**

    • @whatsthememe2913
      @whatsthememe2913 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@drewbakka5265 😩💦

  • @moldyshishkabob
    @moldyshishkabob ปีที่แล้ว +551

    More proof that my never getting on Twitter has ensured that my quality of life hasn't nosedived off a cliff.
    Thanks to this video, I will even more gladly stay blissfully unaware of how chronic Tweeting leads to one's brain shrinking to the size of a tweeting bird.

    • @stover14
      @stover14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok

    • @w花b
      @w花b ปีที่แล้ว

      _tweet, tweet_ it said

    • @NobleAbsinthe
      @NobleAbsinthe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here, the constant need for validation, positive or negative is a fucking pathetic.

    • @milky243
      @milky243 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this has nothing to do with twitter, his antics span across every social media site lmao. he started on vine.

    • @moldyshishkabob
      @moldyshishkabob ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@milky243 ... And his current saga is on Twitter. Plenty of this has to do with Twitter lmao, it continues his saga even further.
      Even if this nonsense being on things other than Twitter somehow is enough to invalidate my entire point, then I would just change out "Twitter" with "social media" and the point would absolutely not change.
      It's absurd and narcissistic. Whether people find it humorously pathetic or horrifically pathetic doesn't change that it's absurd and narcissistic.

  • @thetaxikab604
    @thetaxikab604 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Nice, this has made me feel a lot better about myself

    • @hefdef9961
      @hefdef9961 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i don't have a clip :)

    • @krimsonkatt
      @krimsonkatt ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least I have a job and a life. All that's left is to get a girlfriend/wife and I'm golden.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krimsonkatt only difference between you and I is that I hate myself too much to burden a woman with my presence.

    • @kemmybelleuwu
      @kemmybelleuwu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DakotaofRaptorsbe gay

    • @dniilii
      @dniilii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DakotaofRaptors real

  • @37Dayzzz
    @37Dayzzz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +289

    I knew an autistic kid like James in high school. He had very similar body language, and the same emotional intelligence level. He was obviously very depressed and distressed every day, like James, and was self aware of his own rhetoric and being. It was VERY hard to help him because he was so self destructive and abrasive, he would come off as annoying, rude, and a jerk, knowing that he does wrong stuff, just not when he's doing it.
    I bet a lot of people tried to help James, but appeared to be a lost cause. While you don't have to be their buddy, understand an individuals limits and treat them with equity. Hopefully one day they'll get help.

    • @hooting-ton5215
      @hooting-ton5215 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      As an autistic person who's more high functioning, James 100% needs interventional help and a diagnosis of some kind.
      Although I don't think he's just autistic, his mother and upbringing clearly haven't helped at all for one thing. He seems to have Little Emperor syndrome along with a host of other issues related to that.

    • @simonrose3562
      @simonrose3562 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I had a colleague that was the same with James and even worse. He is 150cm in height, and a jerk who refused to shower for more than 4 summer months. He would start giggling with no reason, at any time, despite people around. He has a psychological disorder that forces him to be polite to strangers but abrasive to those around him.
      According to my experience, such a man cannot be helped. All you can do is wait for him to self destruct, and do not stand close to him when he is corrupting.

    • @teehee781
      @teehee781 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      James definitely needs to be put in a care home. The dude won't ever be able to get help for himself.

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ik someone like james and he somehow has a girlfriend lmao

    • @lunamig1006
      @lunamig1006 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is not just autism's fault, I am autistic and I am not like that, although I think I actually have ADHD with social phobia, I was diagnosed with autism so I can't do anything to change it.

  • @Ethaniel8760
    @Ethaniel8760 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    The fact that people are actually being nice to him and giving him genuine life advice and just ignores it, i feel like some people are too good for society

  • @GouAndSotsuWereMistakes
    @GouAndSotsuWereMistakes ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Sometimes, we look at someone and think "I'm glad I'm not like that."

    • @Connor-gn6gy
      @Connor-gn6gy ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As bad as it may seem, I think that is why I, and a lot of ppl who hate him, still follow him

    • @yeaz2779
      @yeaz2779 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justheretocommentokdontwan685 don't worry you won't be, just keep moving your life at your own pace, live a healthy lifestyle, be kind to others/doing good deeds (doesn't cost much as paying steam games) and workout at the local gyms.
      Don't overthink, relax. You're doing good for having some motivation to not be like him, man.
      (this applies to anyone)

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Username is based

    • @fedda9999
      @fedda9999 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isauldron4337 indeed

    • @chuckstone-ud8rj
      @chuckstone-ud8rj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      فاغوط

  • @margaesperanza
    @margaesperanza ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    I can’t even imagine being sold by my own family to marry this man.

    • @adambreezy251
      @adambreezy251 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I can. There are little girls in Afghanistan being sold to older men ( think 60-80+) because they can't feed them. They don't have enough food. Probably in other places around the world too. It's very sad. Although it's hard to see this guy having any money 😅.. Maybe they didn't like her? I dunno

    • @sgtmuffinbadger6147
      @sgtmuffinbadger6147 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adambreezy251 hol up what

    • @adambreezy251
      @adambreezy251 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@sgtmuffinbadger6147 Yea. Sad reality of this world my guy.

    • @ratterkin
      @ratterkin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adambreezy251 so are you the forced kid or the parent that forced his kid to get money?

    • @adambreezy251
      @adambreezy251 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@ratterkin I am neither. Not from Afghanistan.

  • @Arlondev
    @Arlondev 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    "Philosophers don't believe in free will but that doesn't mean they quit their jobs" philosophers don't usually _have_ jobs

    • @littlegiantj8761
      @littlegiantj8761 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They're usually teachers nowadays
      But back in ye olden times they did have dayjobs

    • @kianvalizadeh8033
      @kianvalizadeh8033 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@littlegiantj8761 back then some were teachers like Plato or Aristotle (taught Alexander the great iirc), some were in government like cicero, Confucius and Marcus Aurelius. And then there was diogenese.

    • @littlegiantj8761
      @littlegiantj8761 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kianvalizadeh8033 how many of those names have you actually read?

    • @kianvalizadeh8033
      @kianvalizadeh8033 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@littlegiantj8761 why do you ask that? What difference does it make? Is what I said not true regardless of my knowledge of these men? for your information, I've read about Aristotle and Plato and I'm also familiar with the rest.

    • @ledzepgirl92
      @ledzepgirl92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kianvalizadeh8033Dioegene is the OG man, living in a wine barrel and accordin to legend, when Alexander the Great came to visit him in his wine barrel home base cause he has heard of Dioegenes' great wisdom, he straight up told the emperor to step away cause he's standing in inbthe way of the sun light.

  • @LudiusQuassas
    @LudiusQuassas ปีที่แล้ว +960

    So... we already have a stand-in for Chris-Chan while he deals with the Jail Saga?

    • @Sh0koUN1776
      @Sh0koUN1776 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yooo he is like asian Chris Chan

    • @paddy9738
      @paddy9738 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Love Quest for a True and Honest White Woman, honestly not that different 🤔

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      DragonLord = Germany
      Chris-Chan = USA
      James White = China

    • @ATFADL
      @ATFADL ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who got Chris-chan vibes from him. I wonder if Chris-chan is aware of James, and if so, would they see the similarities? Is that too much self-awareness to ask of Chris-chan?

    • @bricks635
      @bricks635 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kindelderson9838 Christian Easton Chandler?

  • @JZLee1015
    @JZLee1015 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    3 years ago, James followed me on Instagram and occasionally watches my IG stories. That still confuses the shit out of me.

    • @adambreezy251
      @adambreezy251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Ve-id8zd
      @Ve-id8zd ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Are you perhaps white women?

    • @kingj6891
      @kingj6891 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have block him

    • @adlilzafri2322
      @adlilzafri2322 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It was fate

    • @katiem6255
      @katiem6255 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ve-id8zd he followed me back on twitter several years ago… yes i am white woman 😭

  • @alexionut6
    @alexionut6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Hearing Max's voice again, brings back memories about all those pranks he used to do. I miss those times.

    • @liop39
      @liop39 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Go watch cold ones then if you want more max

    • @stuart4341
      @stuart4341 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what happened? why did he stop

    • @DruTubeyt
      @DruTubeyt ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@stuart4341 he explained on cold ones he just forgot to upload on the main channel and didn’t realize it’s been almost at the time 5 years and pranks I think he had to stop after the lord of dings

    • @zerazerazerazerazerazerazera
      @zerazerazerazerazerazerazera ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or the Pokemon packs he used to pull

    • @anut8733
      @anut8733 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He and anything4views are more active on Cold Ones

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf ปีที่แล้ว +58

    James took every time his bullies made him eat dirt as a badge of honor since that's the only social interaction he's ever had.

  • @mushmush4980
    @mushmush4980 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    The entire video I was just thinking of how awful and miserable the life of his arranged wife must be

    • @prdgy3368
      @prdgy3368 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I was thinking the same thing and “I wonder what she’s doing behind bros back”

    • @seekerhunts
      @seekerhunts ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@prdgy3368 who* she's doing

    • @crocsy1439
      @crocsy1439 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      They probably separated but still share a house. Divorce is highly frowned upon in Chinese culture, expecially if the groom's parents paid a large sum of money to the wife - which is likely what happened here. She cashed the bag, had the kid with him, got fed up and probably lives in the same house just to take care of the kid.

    • @thegenerel
      @thegenerel ปีที่แล้ว +97

      When they sleep in the same bed, she makes him use his own comforter.
      She is also a lunatic, as she's threatened to kill herself and her son a few times.

    • @blastermaster5039
      @blastermaster5039 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@thegenerel I guess that makes them perfect for each othrr if that is the case.

  • @mrdeatgrip
    @mrdeatgrip ปีที่แล้ว +981

    One little known piece of James lore that I witnessed first hand. A few months back he was streaming on twitter - it was him in a room with his father in law and someone I assume to be his brother in law. They were playing music and James was having a good time singing and dancing gangnam style. The disapproving look from his father in-law was so brutal the entire time James was doing his shitty dances. That went on for a few minutes until his BIL came inside from the balcony and noticed his phone set up and streaming the whole room. The BIL came up to the phone and looked at the chat for a second before James ran up and quickly turned off the stream, and I assume deleted whatever vod twitter has... I don't speak chinese and also didn't think to record it, so I don't know entirely what was said/went on, but this look into James' life with his in-laws was hilarious since it seems like they view him just like most everyone on twitter does

    • @barb0za0
      @barb0za0 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      omg i was there for that too, that was jumpscare material. like it kind of cemented that james is a real person that exists and other people actually have to deal with him in real life

    • @manichispanic420
      @manichispanic420 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      God i hope somebody screenrecorded this

    • @johnperry5550
      @johnperry5550 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      So he definitely has some kind of undiagnosed spectrum disorder , right?

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@johnperry5550 Way he talks about rewards maybe.

    • @unique_mushroom
      @unique_mushroom ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@barb0za0 yeah for sure ive always wondered what goes on in his life that he *doesnt* tweet about. some days he’ll go for hours at a time without tweeting. im convinced he plays up certain hatable aspects of his life because he knows itll get him more engagement which he thinks = more donations. but what *dont* we see?

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsc1447 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    this man is either one of the best trolls ever, or the new Chris Chan

    • @basocheir
      @basocheir ปีที่แล้ว +54

      or both, he is both self aware troll but also oversharing shit online

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities ปีที่แล้ว +36

      To James' credit, he actually looks more normal that CWC at first glance, but the delusion and trainwreck under the surface is very CWC-like. The fact that he even conceived a child (something CWC has never been able to achieve) is absolutely terrifying. Reminds you of how easy it is to make children without the need to be a responsible adult.

    • @sgtmuffinbadger6147
      @sgtmuffinbadger6147 ปีที่แล้ว

      A little bit of both

    • @sgtmuffinbadger6147
      @sgtmuffinbadger6147 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachballs7079 who?

    • @MingeBorea
      @MingeBorea ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes 100% a troll

  • @troglodyte6949
    @troglodyte6949 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    It's sad to see that there are people like him in this world. However, I'm conflicted because I'm grateful that they exist; it helps me avoid becoming like them.

  • @bobby1019
    @bobby1019 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    As a Chinese person, I feel like every Chinese person can relate to having one relative that is exactly like this.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sterilize the Chinese.

    • @gordonfreeman7187
      @gordonfreeman7187 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I feel terrible for you as the rise of weak men in our society and the Chinese culture of keeping the family have created theses miserable people who are more like hollowed out trees that are still alive. Stay safe and don't end up like this guy.

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@gordonfreeman7187 I can't believe you guys are aiming to expand territories with these incompetants as soldiers.

    • @gordonfreeman7187
      @gordonfreeman7187 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@zeppelincraft1443 agreed

    • @lilyschrodingy3600
      @lilyschrodingy3600 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@zeppelincraft1443 I mean, even pathetic sods can be trained to at least be competent shooters. *Not soldiers,* just taught how to point and shoot.

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples ปีที่แล้ว +377

    >His parents bought him a wife for $10,000
    God damn, my parents wouldn’t even buy me a heart transplant for $10,000

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it must be fate
      Simply be reborn in a new family with money

    • @Kazzy-chan
      @Kazzy-chan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shinybreloom4027 unless he's born in China as a female infant.

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Kazzy-chan they stopped enforcing the one-child law years ago and abolished it recently, if you're in the countryside people just bribed their local CCP/CPC agent with money or a tea brick

    • @salmansengul
      @salmansengul ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair an actual human heart would be worth much more than $ 10 K. At least that's what I think.

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shinybreloom4027 Male children are still very strongly prioritized over female children. Female infanticide is still very much a thing today.

  • @userwhom
    @userwhom ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I have been an avid fan of James “Eat Banana As Reward” Cage White for around three years, and what a wild three years it has been. Us JCW fans have seen him go through multiple different character arcs, such as when he cried about wanting a job, and after finally getting one quitting after a week of training, deciding to become a musical artist and buying FL studio, and then forgetting about buying it, and you can’t forget his years of dubbing himself a ‘savings guy’ despite spending all his money on meaningless steam games and m… sites; all the while never actually experiencing any kind of character growth. As of late he has began to drink the powdered and breast milk intended for his son, much to the dismay of us fans. I have come to conclude that the life of James Cage White is merely an inexplicable roller coaster, that everyone has the pleasure, or displeasure, of witnessing happen.

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The difference between life and an author is that an author at least has to try to write good stories.

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      replace history with reality
      "the difference between history and fiction is that fiction has to be credible."

    • @hmmburger8485
      @hmmburger8485 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I first saw his vines about a decade ago now, then he faded into obscurity around 2015/2016. It's insane he's been going all this time, and has only gotten more pathetic.

  • @fambam6181
    @fambam6181 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I’m gonna be honest, I’ve met SO many of these guys from China where I work. They seem to be similar in the way James acts talks and does things with no shame and child like attitude. It’s crazy after watching this it immediately rings so many bells. I can only imagine theres tons more of them like James in China.

    • @OriginalBongoliath
      @OriginalBongoliath ปีที่แล้ว +339

      It's called Little Emperor syndrome which is a combination of China's One Child Policy and rapid economic growth. Since James was an only child and pampered to the max he became a man-child.

    • @CurliFox
      @CurliFox ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@OriginalBongoliathThats interesting! Im going to look it up.

    • @yuanlatina8258
      @yuanlatina8258 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@OriginalBongoliath i heard something like that before never expected it to be real

    • @MR_stone69
      @MR_stone69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@OriginalBongoliathsmartest comment I have seen

    • @Arbaz3102
      @Arbaz3102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@OriginalBongoliath That's interesting as hell... Haha wild

  • @Lewwdog
    @Lewwdog ปีที่แล้ว +468

    His wife is leaving him, and he is losing his child. Shame. But necessary. Unlucky.

    • @enigmat05
      @enigmat05 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Maybe... its fate

    • @Ballowax
      @Ballowax ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no sympathy for the guy. His wife, I just feel so sad for her particularly. Imagine being married to giant sack of shit who pisses his life away on Twitter and neglecting your child. But most importantly, his mother is literally the worst parent ever, she's responsible for this fucking disgusting creature, kind of like Barbara Chandler is responsible for the way Chris Chan acts for her entire adult life.

    • @masamune9082
      @masamune9082 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@enigmat05 skull knight, is that you?

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m just gonna assume you know at least some details about James recently. I came across James’ Twitter and vine accounts in 2013 and the “very cool very swag I like it” has stuck in my head forever but haven’t seen James probably since 2014. Wtf going on such an odd feeling lol. I’m sure I would’ve figured it out myself had I stuck around on Twitter

    • @rosihantu1
      @rosihantu1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very cool

  • @steventalvinzvestal420
    @steventalvinzvestal420 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    The moral of the story is, never treat every social media site like a private therapy session.

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You have an interesting DeviantArt friendo.

    • @steventalvinzvestal420
      @steventalvinzvestal420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baseddoggie Sam #Fennah still owes me big time thou.

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@steventalvinzvestal420 Look dude, I will be straight with you, because you seem like a nice dude, if you are going to be posting takes on videos like these, unlink your DA from your YT About page. That really is not a good idea. The audience here is not going to be open towards your content and interests.

    • @baseddoggie
      @baseddoggie ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@srb-4g0-b2k17 Im well aware. I'm suggesting that so he can keep having fun without 16 year old /pol/tards spamming him with edgy frog pictures or something.

    • @kemmybelleuwu
      @kemmybelleuwu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baseddoggiestfu

  • @bruhmoment3731
    @bruhmoment3731 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    8:56 Fun fact: he accepted the game Anime Armpits and told his twitter followers that he rejected that game (cuz it's an inappropriate game) but he still got it due to a "system error". I think you can find that tweet by searching "system error" in his tweets.

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. ปีที่แล้ว +33

      System error 💀💀💀💀

    • @blep226
      @blep226 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Must have been fate

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who cares?

    • @bruhmoment3731
      @bruhmoment3731 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@marishiten5944 People who liked my comment care. There's your answer.

    • @fedda9999
      @fedda9999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blep226 fate knows what it wants xD

  • @kimurain6956
    @kimurain6956 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If it ain’t snowing, James ain’t going.

  • @chrischika7026
    @chrischika7026 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It’s been a while glad you are back ❤

  • @RM-el3gw
    @RM-el3gw ปีที่แล้ว +303

    damn imagine what his kid will think when he grows up and sees these videos D:

    • @proposterous2808
      @proposterous2808 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Considering how he treats the kid, him getting to grow up is unlikely

    • @Shuttergun1
      @Shuttergun1 ปีที่แล้ว

      That kid better send him the therapy and medical bills

    • @igeljaeger
      @igeljaeger ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m pretty certain he won’t keep custody

    • @lactobacillusprobiotic7029
      @lactobacillusprobiotic7029 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also Onision’s kid.

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That poor kid...

  • @bokunogentoo4420
    @bokunogentoo4420 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    8:27 "If you've ever considered donating money to James to help with his family as he claims, I can guarantee you that money will go straight to games" I've been following James on Twitter for a long time now, and when you put it that way he's basically Chinese Chris-chan, only he completed his love quest correctly

    • @starspeculation
      @starspeculation ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well, if arranged marriage was still socially acceptable in America, I'm sure the Chandlers would've tried.

    • @iwatchyoutubevideos1973
      @iwatchyoutubevideos1973 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The chris chan that got the china

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least Chris-chan has the "excuse" of being autistic...

    • @ChaosAngel9151
      @ChaosAngel9151 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did he complete his "love quest"? It's an arranged marriage where the brides side hates you and where the bride doesn't love you

  • @zhongxina2614
    @zhongxina2614 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I feel bad for him and his mother, people do not realize how desperate his mother truly is.
    Desperate parents in China are willing to give their whole fortune (property, money etc.) just for someone to marry their child and have a kid with him, this happens mostly to mentally and physically disabled people.

    • @Masterchief0521
      @Masterchief0521 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      so you're saying I have a chance?

    • @Anunnaki_Gula
      @Anunnaki_Gula ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Masterchief0521It is fate

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mother? She chose to have this m0nst3r
      Stop being a Simp

  • @Mrfruit17
    @Mrfruit17 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This is extremely accurate portrayal of this god forsaken e-begger. Thanks for spreading the word

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still seems better than that Burger Andy guy from las video.

  • @Lichzim
    @Lichzim ปีที่แล้ว +198

    IMPORTANT UPDATE BROS:
    HE’S GOTTEN A DIVORCE! DIVORCE ARC HAS BEGUN!

    • @moaen1
      @moaen1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thankfully

    • @K.V.P14
      @K.V.P14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fate

  • @robertolanderos5308
    @robertolanderos5308 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Finally! A semi big you tuber makes a video on James! Me and my friends have been following what James does for a year now and it’s good to know that this video will probably let more people know about what’s (imo) the most underrated lolcow rn

  • @thatoneguywhoseverywhere6978
    @thatoneguywhoseverywhere6978 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As a 20 yr after graduating from highschool 2 years ago and giving myself 2 years of free thinking as a time limit finding myself and what i wanna do with my life then commit to it, i felt lost and low at times. after watching this video it gave me a confidence boost LMAO

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same bro. Nurse's assistant now and I'm content.

  • @stockimageguy8941
    @stockimageguy8941 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The whole "fate" thing is basically just determinism and honestly this guy is the best argument we have against it. James is right in that if everything is up to fate then there is no reason to try so him doing what he does is justified. When you think about it determinism is the best excuse to be lazy and to do nothing with your life. I don't mean to say that NOTHING is up to fate but you can still make good choices and should be held responsible. James doesn't get that.

    • @DundG
      @DundG 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah, this is not basically determinism. Change in behaviour = change in outcome is a deterministic view. Determinism only says that you can't come upwith it by yourself, but need outside input, like being raised or getting an education to change your behaviour.
      This man just uses fate as a scapegoat for the failure he is. Doesn't matter if it wasn't your choice, not comprehending the concept that change in behaviour = change in situation is rightfully despised by society. Determinism is that this man will not just magically get it, but that something needs to happen, like a loong therapy.

    • @nessuno4968
      @nessuno4968 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Pessimism is the optimism of the lazy"

  • @dylanjones4889
    @dylanjones4889 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This went from “okay this guy is trolling” to “how does this dude even exist”

    • @adambreezy251
      @adambreezy251 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He got a kid 😭😭 man I hope that kid is Aight

    • @wolfmarian
      @wolfmarian ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be that he has a disability?..

    • @du4430
      @du4430 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's sad.. his son is now fatherless because of his jobless father..

  • @mwm776
    @mwm776 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Lol this guy is great. Why have I never heard of him?

    • @tmdwu5360
      @tmdwu5360 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      James Cage White is just too damn much, i like this guy

  • @Prince.Claveria
    @Prince.Claveria ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm currently 24 and happily married with a beautiful and kind daughter, but my life was not all rainbows and sunshines. To be matter in fact, I was a loser as well, I only taken my life serious when I was 18. Since then, I regret doing all of my childish acts and selfish ways and started to fix and find myself piece by piece.
    I'll share a tip to improve yourself: NEVER EXPECT ANYTHING OR ANYONE FROM OTHERS. You have to do it BY YOURSELF and ONLY YOURSELF. Because most people (especially nowadays) can't help their selves and why would you expect them to help you? And also, the dude is so lucky yet so ignorant.
    When watching this video I thought this dude still has a chance to change and to improve himself. But when the video ended stating he's almost in his 40's I will say, better luck next life I guess? 🤷‍♂️

  • @I_Snort_Drywall
    @I_Snort_Drywall ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Your vid’s are some of the best on TH-cam. Keep it going

  • @LinusTan94
    @LinusTan94 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    You’d be surprised how many Chinese men are acting like that on Weibo and other Chinese social media sites. Our thousand year tradition of strong male preferences and discriminating women have produced some of the weirdest male generations on this planet.

    • @bruhmoment3731
      @bruhmoment3731 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      No, the average Chinese man is VERY different from James. I grew up in China and I can assure you that even my middle school classmates were far more mature than James.

    • @LinusTan94
      @LinusTan94 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@bruhmoment3731 depends on where you grew up I guess. If you are from a bigger city like Shanghai or whatever, sure that’s completely fine. But if you were like me, who is from a Tier 99 bum fuck nowhere, then you get to see some real shit 💀

    • @squashedshibber2684
      @squashedshibber2684 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I think this is just a normal thing in a lot of toxic asian families. Crazy tiger parents always have the golden child they smother. I knew someone who who basically had a female version of this guy as a sister.

    • @johnmaris1582
      @johnmaris1582 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How is this ethnic specific. Heard of Florida man?

    • @QuentinofVirginia
      @QuentinofVirginia ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. Helicopter parenting is fucking nuts in Chinese families even in some overseas ones. Then again Chinese families are fucking nuts, hearing about how Mrs X cheated with Mr Y and that the Z family's daughter has been in some gangbangs in the Chinese Auntie News Network is some wild shit.

  • @ianmaclellan7623
    @ianmaclellan7623 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I like hearing Max say all of James's broken English tweets

  • @thevigilante5623
    @thevigilante5623 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He just began his Chris Chan-esque love quest.
    Good god almighty.

  • @MC3pk
    @MC3pk ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I like James 👍 He should buy more games as a reward for making it to this video

    • @ainken6044
      @ainken6044 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      its his fate to get more games

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      very swag very cool

    • @fedda9999
      @fedda9999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yesno8273 very swag very cool, i like, its fate

  • @lillyputian5907
    @lillyputian5907 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    ive seen a lot of controlling mothers that absolutely ruined the child's mindset and morals. Then, they just continue the cycle. This is why people need to be responsible parents. Don't have a kid if you're not gonna take care of them well

  • @puffer_frog
    @puffer_frog ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I really hate the mother. When you hover over your kids their entire lives and doing everything for them, theyre not going to learn jack shit. This kind of parenting results in people like James or Chris Chan.

    • @claudia-ob2wv
      @claudia-ob2wv ปีที่แล้ว +20

      she's lowkey a very typical asian mother, so many of them will continue to baby their adult children (esp sons) when they're adults. im sure there are many ppl just like him

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like Chris chan is a lot different tho.
      Chris chan obviously grew up with severe mental disabilities. And they never got the help to be a functioning adult.
      The whole chan saga is way sadder to me.

    • @thefirstsurvivor
      @thefirstsurvivor ปีที่แล้ว +8

      asians are some of the most robot like people ive ever seen its bizarre

    • @naomiw39
      @naomiw39 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unfortunately since it'll take years to see the consequence of this type of parenting they don't know until it's too late. Instead of actually trying to fix the problem she'll find a work around like buying him a wife & hoping he'll change himself

    • @JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY
      @JDKDKDLDKDKDKDKKKDERYY ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefirstsurvivori actually respect chinese civilization, but it’s truely fascinating how amoral they often appear to be, and how little compassion they often show even to their peers

  • @weiwu1442
    @weiwu1442 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ironic how whenever something slips out of his control like his wife leaving or teespring dropping him its no longer fate

  • @noodlz.mp4819
    @noodlz.mp4819 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No fucking way bro made it big w massive legend it's been so cool seeing your channel grow over time

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve seen James Cage White online here and there since I was like 13, he’s been doing the same stuff for almost a full decade. I didn’t realize he was so hated, nor had I heard his more controversial statements or racial romantic fixations. Great video!
    Edit: NOR did I know his video game buying addiction! I haven’t seen someone e-beg this hard and blow it on video games like this since ChrisChan *shudders *

  • @marquendra
    @marquendra ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The memeing and sounds in your videos are so 😙👌🏾 *chef’s kiss* absolutely fantastic! I’m new to your channel, but look forward to your videos with excitement! They always have me cackling hard enough to concern my dog and cows 😂😂

    • @froggit7907
      @froggit7907 ปีที่แล้ว

      tell me what is memeing

  • @dylannix4289
    @dylannix4289 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:53 Hold up. Since when is GoGo Nippon a p*rn game? Ain’t that just a Visual Novel about traveling through Japan

    • @UnderseaPumaKing
      @UnderseaPumaKing 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Steam says there's NSFW dlc. The message from the developer states: "This DLC may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: Some Nudity or Sexual Content, General Mature Content."

    • @jomo5800
      @jomo5800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@UnderseaPumaKing There's no such thing. GoGo Nippon is an edutainment game for those trying to learn JP and see some sights~

  • @lolmenx4
    @lolmenx4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My god... The music at the end was such a good choice, it reflects him so well...Slowly going insane, acting not by choice but by "fate" which i just interpret as intrusive thoughts or irrational actions being listened too, and just doing something again and again with the hope that it will make you popular again... So fucking terrifying tbh

  • @harraldaguilar9164
    @harraldaguilar9164 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Finally a non Reddit video

    • @DameOfDiamonds
      @DameOfDiamonds ปีที่แล้ว

      Here is a full clip of Amogus thick ass
      th-cam.com/video/gPor9nX-jng/w-d-xo.html

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds ปีที่แล้ว +19

    There's so many people out there that are so pathetic, punny, or just very little out there that are so petty it makes it not even worth talking about them sometimes unless the internet bothers to mention them themselves because of how bad and desperate they are with life just because somebody didn't love them at home or something.

  • @therealspeedwagon1451
    @therealspeedwagon1451 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    If James’s child survives his reckless parenting, he’ll at least have an unlimited supply of untouched Steam games he could spend the rest of his life playing through.

  • @Jacob19988
    @Jacob19988 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This guy is the lowest a man can get.

  • @nick_de_l
    @nick_de_l ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember James from the vine days, and about two months ago I found his Twitter page and boy I was shocked. It’s so insane. I’ve never seen photos of his wife but wow my jaw dropped, I know it’s arranged and all but my god you’d imagine he’d focus more of his time on her and their kid 😂

  • @scrabtree99
    @scrabtree99 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    James inspires me in a way. Inspires me to avoid being anything like this

  • @doblepollodoblequeso
    @doblepollodoblequeso 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    i’m watching this on my birthday. best gift ever. i love you james.

  • @Verdia
    @Verdia ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Let‘s not forget the time when James tried to sell peace shirts to end the ukraine war

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did that too but it was for money

    • @namesss130
      @namesss130 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wearing these shirts would definitely stop the war

    • @RONPEE-STINGER
      @RONPEE-STINGER ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did too but i was on the russian side

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@RONPEE-STINGER I don't think there's a side here...

  • @roachdoggjr6893
    @roachdoggjr6893 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i feel so bad for that child

  • @mattgonzales774
    @mattgonzales774 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i've never even been on twitter but this video was so entertaining, both in delivery and the topic, that now i'm seriously considering joining.

  • @ezioblazesit9017
    @ezioblazesit9017 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This guy is literally my favorite guy in the world now. Any time I do something I shouldn't (eating too much junk food, sleeping in, etc.) I'm just gonna say that it's fate and no one could stop it.

  • @ethhics
    @ethhics ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Amazing video, been waiting for someone to make a high effort documentary about Jame. I've been following him since like 4 years ago and seeing this all develop into what it is today is interesting to say the least.
    I still remember when he had his old job where he would arrive early just to sleep for 30 minutes before starting work. Now its basically him just doing his catchphrases, neglecting his child, eating as reward and fans donating money to him just for a follow back so they can troll him when he disables the comments under his tweets again. It is entertaining tho, that's for sure

  • @kazooman4050
    @kazooman4050 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    About damn time, we missed you

    • @kazooman4050
      @kazooman4050 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh I don't care 💀

  • @bruhmoment3731
    @bruhmoment3731 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:18 I actually bought that game and I don't regret it. It's the funniest game I've ever seen in my entire life.

  • @maud3444
    @maud3444 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And yet here we are.. without this TH-cam video I would have never heard of James. Thanks for giving him even more exposure 🙂

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    At first I thought he was mocking people that post everything on the internet or he was playing a character that is sad but as it went on, it feels like there's truth to what he says on twitter.

  • @cdrsimmons7300
    @cdrsimmons7300 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The best part was when people were donating him foreign currency so he would get like 60 rubles and then complain that it wasn't as valuable as USD

  • @jaredfogle55
    @jaredfogle55 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Kinda ironic this guy got job simulator gifted to him lmao

    • @bruhmoment3731
      @bruhmoment3731 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      some of his followers are very good trolls

    • @mr.foxasmg
      @mr.foxasmg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Respect to the dude who gifted him that lmao

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's kinda the joke.

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love how his English skills haven’t even improved for years!

  • @shamelessdab2.088
    @shamelessdab2.088 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love seeing ghost gum and turkey tom doing "deep dives" on ppl I've never heard b4

  • @TravellerZasha
    @TravellerZasha ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This story reminds me that it's not a good idea to post every single thought that pops in my mind.

  • @eisschnee2649
    @eisschnee2649 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    James' whole twitter is like a eulogy for someone who hasn't died yet

  • @fishinatube
    @fishinatube ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This and the reddit mod vids legit scared me into working out

  • @colinthiel1283
    @colinthiel1283 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Little emperor syndrome. Only children get all the attention and gifts growing up and expect the same treatment as an adult. A serious issue in China because of the one child policy.

    • @lamlelamatsiliza8550
      @lamlelamatsiliza8550 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait isn't two per child there?

    • @colinthiel1283
      @colinthiel1283 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lamlelamatsiliza8550 yeah but that was only as of 2012 or something, doesn't change the fact that the past couple generations since the 70s have grown up as only children during the one child policy. It will hopefully be better in the future though.

    • @lamlelamatsiliza8550
      @lamlelamatsiliza8550 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinthiel1283 Mabye, from how much financial trouble I see around the world. Parents would not be able to get the stuff those kids want.

  • @kouuraki494
    @kouuraki494 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I remember playing his rpg maker game, it just had tiles spammed everywhere and NPCs that said how much they loved james and how smart he was. lol

  • @Frenchy_47
    @Frenchy_47 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I've followed James for years and it still amazes me how he's come out on top.

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because being a lolcow where your own wife doesn't like you and is forced to even interact with you because her father took money is totally on top.

    • @drakeweddner
      @drakeweddner ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hows he ontop

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its fate

    • @Frenchy_47
      @Frenchy_47 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drakeweddner compared to how he was when I first stumbled onto him. He’s on top.

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Frenchy_47 his wife left him with their child.

  • @twinzzlers
    @twinzzlers ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jesus christ, how does this man exist? Its like surreal art

  • @wabbajocky8235
    @wabbajocky8235 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i feel bad for the kid. i hope they are able to get out of this insane family

  • @fedda9999
    @fedda9999 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    James is someone you can call a ''litle emperor''
    A boy of any age who is an only child, is spoiled by his parents, and is taught to believe he is superior to his peers, even when he is not. These types of people are usually exhibited among Asian families and can be spotted by their blatant mistreatment of their female relatives, girlfriends, or women in general because they feel they are valued by their parents more than girls. They also tend to be reliant on their mother and father for constant emotional support. This behavior can also be labelled as the "little emperor complex".

    • @Man.Well93
      @Man.Well93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds exactly like .... white women.

  • @nobilesnovushomo58
    @nobilesnovushomo58 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy is an excellent and entertaining troll account.
    How it has not been taken off of Twitter, however remains a mystery.

  • @ceoofgrind8101
    @ceoofgrind8101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I needed this today I think because I felt I was pretty disgusting. But I'm employed and work 50 plus hours a week and keep to myself so there's that going for me

  • @MarroniMusic
    @MarroniMusic ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hahaha, this literally the first I ever heard of this guy, and I NEED MORE NOW!

  • @SconnerStudios
    @SconnerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite part is that his son is going to inherit an old copy of FLStudio. Like, I've heard of leaving your kids property, cash, family heirlooms, but an old copy of software that'll probably be buggy and unusable by the time he inherits it? Fate.

  • @Maja-mj5bd
    @Maja-mj5bd ปีที่แล้ว +8

    From all of these YT creators I didn't expect you to do collab with Max
    00:42 okay, i see why he is in vid, Jesus Christ

  • @somedunes2
    @somedunes2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    ive been following this man for years and he went from a sweet guy to a irremediable incel

    • @sleepy7337
      @sleepy7337 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats your average chinese mini-peen-haver for ya