Why Ralph Breaks the Internet is a Cinematic Disaster
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Ralph Breaks the Internet is 10/10 simply because Ralph prevented Colleen from texting minors.
I concur
🎶the toxic gossip train🎶
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Literally the only thing that he did in this movie that was good (albeit indirectly).
nah its 2/10
Ralph murdering Collen's internet probably saved an innocent child
Was that actually her in the movie? 😂
@@Enigma75614yeah, that was Colleen's character "Miranda Sings"
@@nicoleflores2054 That makes it even funnier.
Reminds me of some person responding to Colleen's comment on YT with "my queen, so unproblematic" 💀
ha! 666th like
"I like how Ralph distroyed this ladie's internet connection."
That lady was Collen Ballendger, recently have been confirmed to be a child predater and groomer, and made probably the funniest and stupidist apology video. Great job Ralph, you di well my friend.
Ggs Disney, you did something good for once.
Seems pretty good because she did not deserve the internet after what she did.
ralph's unlikablilty in the movie did something good for once.
also wait collen had sex with children?
YAY
TRUE STORY: When I watched this movie for the first time on Disney plus, the internet actually disconnected from the streaming service during the scene where Ralph first arrives in the internet world. Meanwhile, the internet was working on all of my other devices.
My internet was so offended by this movie that it disconnected from Disney plus. That is hilarious. 😂
Ralph broke your internet
@@pedroxruz6032Danm, you beat me, I was going to make this joke, lol
@@pedroxruz6032Ralph didn't "break" the internet...
He "WRECKED" it
You praise the machine spirit more
HILARIOUS
This is Disney’s film for saying “how do you do fellow kids.”
This quote needs a comma
BloomingDaemon no, no it does not.
Nah more like "How do you do my fellow kids? Wanna see me take 2 of your favourite protaginists, beat their personality with a mallet then shove 10,000 Disney advertisments up your ass?"
Who remembers the EXTREMELY cringeworthy "princess selfies" they used to promote this film? That was ridiculous. Are we going to have Disney characters start rapping and wearing bling chains next? "Look at us, we got SWAG!"
@@kieranstark7213 what the hell?
This movie was doomed when they failed to include club penguin.
Killiaka Kinnet yes
They had the damn rights too
CORRECT!
But they included this
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
cmon you know club penguin is kil
The only good thing Ralph did in this entire movie was wreck Colleen Ballinger’s signal
She cant talk to kids anymore :(((
Ralph knew all this time
Ralph’s obsession with Vanellope in this movie turns their relationship from a wholesome friendship to something really creepy where you’d probably call the cops on Ralph if you saw how he acted towards her
I'd say the same but with felex and Calhoun lol
@@nosabo3444HUHHH WAIT HOW
@@MahnoorAhmad-zm5gk so u are forklift certified huh?
specially because it's a common tropes in loli shit creeps love to read. A never aging child with an "adult brain"
ew
how ? theyre both adults @@nosabo3444
In conclusion, this dated movie doesn't even feel like Disney. Seems like they're parodying themselves.
How is it dated?
On a side note, they should have done a movie about a gothic maid looking combat Android who fights alien machines who have taken over Earth in the 25th century)
Thanks for putting into words, this is exactly what I thought as well.
Fernando Gamez Of course it felt like Disney! That Disney website scene just went to show that the movie could’ve been called “We Own Pretty Much Every Piece of Animated and Science Fiction Media and Wanted to Keep Reminding You of That, The Movie”.
And not being an good parody :/
Deadweight yes thank you
Ralph in the first movie: smart, but acts unintelligent as a defense mechanism Ralph in the second movie: his unintelligence is not an act
This felt like a poorly made Family Guy episode! Cinderella breaking her slipper to use as a sharp weapon on a girl?! Unbelievable.
Thunderbird 1This felt like a poorly made Family Guy episode! Cinderella breaking her slipper to use as a sharp weapon -on a girl- ?! Unbelievable.” There, I fixed it for you.
@@thunderbird1921 It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies, and sex on tv
@@DiamondAxolotl where are those good ol fashion values
Bunny Bun lucky there’s a family guy!
Why the hell did they need to go The Internet? They already introduced us to an immersive, wonderful world in the first movie: THE ARCADE! Why couldn't we spend time in the other games' worlds and characters we were breifly introduced in the first movie. Its called WORLD BUILDING!
I think the internet idea would’ve worked they had a built a better plot to revolving around it to begin with. Initially when I heard the sequel would take place in the internet, I thought it was because of the loss in popularity of arcades, all the characters from Ralph’s arcades are forced to migrate to the internet world since the arcade is closing down for good due to losing business. That alone would’ve been a better plot to build around. How did none of the writers think of that???
exploring the internet was such a boring idea and waste of potential. the gaming world was so much more interesting in the first movie...
@@KeltkeGH Yeah, they could’ve explored other games from consoles or PC besides those from the arcade
@@Xaviallin1 Agree, that was the direction I imagined they would go for after the first movie. Unfortunately, I feel like this movie was doomed to be a disaster from the very start.
@@Xaviallin1 Imagine seeing an animated version of Mario or Zelda on the big screen, that would be cool
Fun fact: Big Hero 6 was originally apart of the marvel universe. A kind of Japanese Avengers team. At the end of the movie, Stan Lee makes a cameo. Not many people know this, I just wanted more people to know about this information.
More people need to see this
Pretty sure the movie was developed as a stand alone but yes, the OG comics are Marvel Canon
This movie was the biggest "Well hello, fellow kids" movie I've ever seen
Especially with that fortnite reference which almost made me stop watching
you mean the emoji movie wasn't big enough ?
Lmao yeah, because it's a KIDS movie.
baked beans WTF THERE WAS A FORTNITE REFERENCE ????!! That makes me want to die.
You did not just diss Lauren like that-
Their image of Twitter was totally wrong. Those birds should be shrieking and tearing each other apart.
LMFAOOOOOOO
And trying to cancel each other over stupid mistakes
This could actually make an very interesting gag, like imagine:
Ralph and vanellope pass through the Twitter section, and are very impressed by the peace that the place maintains(also vanellope may think that the birds are cute), until one of the birds make an sudden noise, either by chirping or accidentally dropping an little rock, wich causes the rest of the little blue devils to go Batshit crazy, and start going at each other's throats for sake of bloodlust, and leaving an horrified duo to see this nightmarish sight.
@@rockhistoria2537 oh yeah maybe lol
@@rockhistoria2537 you shuld´ve been hired there instead
Ralph is the one with the character arc where he learns that it's "ok to be a bad guy" in the first movie. Why did they think they needed to make Ralph the one with the arc again in this one? It's definitely Vanellope's turn. After Sugar Rush breaks, the racers go on to a sequel game but Vanellope is bored with the same old thing and doesn't want to live out the rest of her life in another Sugar Rush. While introducing Ralph the internet she Turbos into Slaughter Race and Ralph gets mad at her, but they discover that it's actually fine, because there's an online poll to add a new racer to Slaughter Race and all the guest players are temporarily playable until the vote. It's a legit way for Vanellope to "go turbo" (online games add guest characters from other games all the time, so it's way more believable that this would happen in a non-arcade game).
They go to the internet to make Vanellope more popular to win the poll, and Ralph would find that he had the talent for making viral videos. He starts by using the popularity to get votes for Vanellope. Maybe Ralph has a mini-arc where he lets the fame get to his head and forgets why he started doing the viral video thing and starts doing it for clout and atttention. The REAL arc could be that Vanellope is the insecure one. She wants to branch out and loves Slaughter Race, but sees herself as a dorky little kid. The other racers from Sugar Rush shame her for trying to broaden her horizons. Her new friend Shank unintentionally treats her like a baby instead of an equal despite the fact that they're both great racers. They lose a race to Mystery Racer X, a boss that Shank "can never beat". Even though it's clearly not Vanellope's fault, Shank lashes out with gamer rage and blames her for the loss calling her a "candy-coated brat".
Now our heroine can't even rely on Ralph and gets mad at him because he's obsessed with internet clout. To top it all off, she sees negative comments about her online thanks to the impending poll and gets really down on herself. The climax of the movie is Ralph realizing the poll is about to close and Vanellope is losing badly. He uses his platform to make a heartfelt and real plea for people to help out Vanellope and explains how amazing she is as a racer and how ride or die she is. As a result, his audience helps Vanellope win, but they stop watching Ralph because "he's not funny anymore." The message can be about the internet being fake as f@#$ and that your real friends should keep you grounded and be the ones who reaffirm you, not random idiots online. The Sugar Rush racers have one last run with Vanellope and buy her a more mature new racing jumpsuit as a going away gift. The movie ends with Ralph hanging out with Felix and his other buddies, watching his friend head off to her new job at Slaughter Race. As a stinger, Shank tells her that the new jumpsuit is cool and apologizes to her, saying that Vanellope just reminds her of her younger sister, who is actually the Mystery Racer X that beats her all the time. Just as she says that, the Racer drives by and they both hop into their cars to chase her.
There. Movie fixed. I wrote that in like five minutes Disney.
That's already so much better
@@Theawesomeninja_XD Thanks!
With that idea of guest characters being guys who are turboing into other games, there's no wonder akuma is in Tekken 7, bro was bored out of his mind in SFV.
i aint readin allat
Oh my god I'd pay to see this buddy
I even like the explanation why Venellope is going Turbo in a way that doesn't seem all that questionable,cause she's been allowed to do this with the power of online game collabs. There's a nice message,Ralph isn't creepy,Venellope gets the proper spotlight,and even Shanks gets something out of it other than being Cool Racer Lady
Also nice Speed Racer reference (I think)
10/10 movie solely because Ralph completely removed Colleen from the internet. Thank you Ralph
He’s not protecting any kids, he’s erasing any competition
@@yulhenderson2267 NO FUCKING WAY BRO 😭😭
@@yulhenderson2267😮😮😮😮😂😂
One of the absolute WORST parts of this movie to me is that the sugar rush machine magically becomes a single player game to fit the plot
LMAO! IKR?! Nobody noticed that!
WAIT A MINUTE-
Wait a second-
Hold up...
Holy shit
“I like the part where Ralph commits Homicide”
69th like
That is no joke my favorite part
Wait when did that happen?
@@Eventualmoss315 I think that happened in the scene where he throws the tab and it hits one of the wifi avatars
Grug The pirate caveman me to
Now this will forever be known as the movie with DanTDM and the ukelele predator
The best thing about the movie was Ralph destroying her Wi-Fi.
The ONLY reason I watched this was to hear Dan. I tuned everything else out and started playing on my phone afterwards.
isnt dantdm only in the movie in certain regions
@@waffler-yz3gw Yeah lmao.
"The Walt Disney Company is too big to fail."
That one didn't age quite so well.
Lol
2023 has been pretty rough on them
@@DeepEye1994 Gee, I wonder why... 😂
the colleen ballinger part didnt as well
@@user-vb9rx2go1j yeah...
One of the biggest missed opportunities was how the sequel was about the internet and not modern gaming. What if Sugar Rush became a online console game like Mario Kart, while Ralph was still stuck in his 80s game? They could have explored how retro arcade games struggle to remain relevant in modern times.
That’s too intelligent for Disney
Shit just thinking about ralph and the others seeing their game slowly die out due to arcades becoming increasingly irrelevant and maybe escaping to the internet in order to prevent this would be genuinely really interesting to watch *but this is Modern Disney we're talking about so they'd never do that*
That’s honestly what I thought they were going to do. Or I thought they would go online to learn a thing or two about coding and add it to their own games to “update” them. This doesn’t make sense, but better than the BS they gave us.
Wreck it Ralph 3: Ralph Invades Kingdom Hearts in a Plan to Steal Vanellope’s Thunder
That sounds great!!! I would have loved that!! I seriously feel like this series could have become like Toy Story, showing the secret life of video games, but now it’s garbage and they can never try that idea again.
The character of Ralph is totally different in the sequel. They aren’t even the same character. They turn him into such an obnoxious man child, when in the first film he actually acted like an adult.
They should have done another Disney princess movie about a Vietnamese princess.
This is quite common
@@unicorntomboy9736 Or an Irish Princess with songs played Irish style.
I was so pissed watching this movie when I noticed this. I like Ralph in the first movie, and seeing him be a obnoxious, annoying, whinny child shocked me. Like dude you're a grown ass adult and are acting just as childish as Penelope.
Also, it was so uncomfortable to see him be obssesed and controlling over Penelope. Even when he realized "maybe this is bad?" it wasn't enough to ease the uncomfortableness.
It does make sense though. Imagine not having anyone in your whole life and finally getting a friend. Imagine never wanting to lose that friend. She was going in the internet. A place he can visit but he couldn’t see her like in her game. The maturity you see in 1st movie is cuz of him closing himself off from everyone. They all think I’m bad so why even bother type of closing. Did people forget that he thought getting a medal meant he was a good guy? And this childish way of thinking is how the events got set off in the first film? I get why he act the way he did here. Yea he got other friends but no one gets him like her cuz she was his first friend that he opened up to.
This movie should be called: We own everything and make terrible sequels and we want to remind you of that: The Movie
👾🤡🤖👻🙏🥙🤹♀️
7:39 this part aged exceptionally well. I like how James doesn't even care to mention this terrible persons name lol.
I think it’s just because James didn’t catch the cameo or wasn’t familiar with her. The drama came out waaayy after this video was uploaded.
^
@@the711devin4oh this has been known for years to some degree but it was more of a 65% of people knowing thing. She was like doing photo ops with war criminals though.
The fact that this movie is even put in the same category as Into the Spider-Verse is actually insulting.
@@dad4436 You did not just insult spirited away?
Thanks Dad
Honestly. I probably enjoyed this more and the spiderverse movie
@@janniswildermuth1499 are you implying shark tale isn't a mastapeece
@@samt3412 Yes. Let's leave it at that :)
Let’s just pretend this movie doesn’t exist. I like how the first one ended.
Ralph was already famus so he had an advantage on the internet
Lol yeah i refuse to believe this movie even happened
I like everything I this movie that has to do with the arcade characters, so maybe I could just image that happening in like a Wreck-it Ralph short that takes place after the film.
@@osmosisjones4912 Like if Donkey Kong gained sentience and started a TH-cam channel.
Anna Colby cats is worse than this
7:40 Little did he realized, Ralph had saved the kids
The first movie was so iconic, and holds a special place in my heart.
It came out before a lot of the newer video game based films (Detective Pikachu, Mario Bros, Sonic, Free Guy etc...).
I've never watched this one, and I'm hesitant to give it a try. I know it's going to irritate the hell out of me
for all of the reasons mentioned in this video. I just pretend it doesn't exist.
This movie was doomed to be bad when they named it “Ralph breaks the internet” instead of “Ralph wrecks the internet”
Caryn Fogarty brooooo 👑💰
The opportunity was right there and it flew over Disney's heads.
But breaks the internet is an actual term.
Byron Senior kids don’t know that. And it would have fit with the theme better
Fact
Turbo: goes turbo
Everyone: that's no good
Vanellope: goes turbo
Everyone: mkay
Everyone reacting to the belief that Ralph might go Turbo: Ralph don’t be so selfish and think of everyone else in your game that you hurt by going Turbo!!
Everyone reacting to the knowledge of Velenope going Turbo: Girl, you have to do you so don’t worry about anybody else!!
@@aztn19 Yeah it's not like Sugar Rush needs their president or anything
Disney’s feminism in a nutshell
@@TylerBluTheConqueror777 lol
@@nooneinportant6591 exactly
Disney is too big to fail...
That aged beautifully
Not that they aren't trying to, every chance they get.
I cannot express how much I enjoy this video. Not just because I agree with it but because this video is packed with well thought out criticism and hilarious jokes that make the rewatch experience better every time i come back. I remember watching this video when it first came out and subscribing immediately. Thank you for producing such a well thought out and funny video.
Disney:
1. Create good movie
2. Create amazing childhood memories
3. Wait less than 30 years
4. Create shit reboot
5. Use people’s childhoods against them
6. Repeat
Nemesis Dylan, oh, yay, I cannot wait until 2030/2040 where we get remakes of all Disney’s incredible 3D animated movies
@@joeyjerry1586 let's not jinx it please
@@joeyjerry1586 4D animation
@@xexpaguette netflix adaptation
What about a remake of something like Pinochio?
When the dark web had a virus that made things “boring” I almost burst out laughing.
Hi
How to forget the day someone decided to go to a very hard part to get of the internet to develop a virus that slows a game
@Nathan Berhow Or maybe the... "guy" selling to Ralph the virus thought of "boring" in a different way, maybe literally breaking the whole game but not actually killing or destroying anything beyond that.
its for kids
okay
2:55 "The MCU has been pretty good overall" boy that didn't age well.
Yeah that shit aged like bread in a greenhouse
@@jstar3382 Damn, that's better then anything I could come up with
@@jstar3382what happened?
I do like the plot point that Felix and Calhoun just ended up adopting all the racers. I just wish they were in the movie for more than 5 minutes. They could have had some great opportunities with that.
"The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it" is truly a line that radiates power. Just a shame it existed in a void that could not make use of it.
Sonic actually described the internet as a great place? Has he never tried searching his own name?
@@kingdededelicious
Thank godness he didn't saw it...
yet...
@@uncleshrek3614 safe search off ...
Then again, it did save him from looking like a monstrosity when it came to his own film. Just saying.
@@codolt4708 what if he likes it?
Disney: We'll pander to nostalgia because we love our fans!
Fans: Does that mean you'll acknowledge Hercules, Atlantis, Treasure Planet, etcetera?
Disney: Nope!
Those movies are so underrated. I'd throw A Goofy Movie in there too.
@@thugnificent7534 true, but if I put in every underrated movie in there, my comment would be way too long.
That's why I put the "etcetera".
i don't know if this is much to ask, but can you name more of those movies? you know since corona... i need some good ol' movies to stay fresh
@@i_will_not_elaborate True that. Just wanted to mention it since I've always loved it among the other movies you mentioned.
According to IMDB, apparently the characters in those movies do appear. You just need to have a magnifying glass just to see them.
Three years later and what this video said was impossible is coming true. Disney has lost their nostalgic chokehold on the masses. I didn't see it coming either. Maybe they will try now.
Literally nobody is going to read this, but I took the time to count all of the product placements in this movie, and give or take a few, there are one hundred and twenty two of them.
I wasn't really counting all of the weird ones in the credits, but by far the most egregious are the Jane Austen roleplay group and the Sherlock Holmes fanfiction site that are both referenced there.
Oh my goodness I am so grateful I read this because I definitely didn't notice a Jane Austen roleplay group or a freaking Sherlock Holmes fanfic site...
@@HiIAmSpirit2 They're both in the credits, lol.
I probably wouldn't have noticed them if I hadn't actively been noting down all of the product placement.
@@SpookyVictorianLady That's amazing. I'm 100% going to rewatch only the credits tonight to find them
@@HiIAmSpirit2 It's so funny, lol
Imagine how much better the movie would've been if Ralph was actually Ralph and he said, "young lady, you are going turbo! You're grounded!"
Credits
Someone needs to rewrite this movie
"-Your Grounded" implies that Ralph is Venelipie's dad and ngl I kinda want to see that animated
rewrite ends with him looking at Shank, realizing that she never wanted to hurt Vanellope, looks back at Vanellope, hugs her, and tells her to stay safe
@@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers he was always kinda her dad
Ralph in #1: mentor, parental almost,
Ralph in #2: some old guy who reallllyyyy likes hanging out with a pre-teen girl
She's only 9, and he's 30, which makes it worse
@@evan-yp8kr why are people canceling twitter artists and not ralph?
@@CBG345 it’s a joke lad
I am 666th like
@@HearingWall7238 congratulations 👏
wikipedia is hard to cite as an academic source not necessarily because it's unreliable but because it's a living document that isn't peer reviewed where it's notoriously hard to confirm the actual author of a piece!! it's perfectly fine for everyday information as long as you skim to confirm the sources!!! ur so right abt the movie tho king
07:42 Did Ralph saw the future and got rid of an actual groomer?
Nah hes getting rid of the competition
@@kanata6063lmfaoooo 🤣
I thought it was a cute movie until Ralph went from the fun uncle to the jealous boyfriend.
The genuinely best joke was when Felix and Calhoun explain how easy parenting is if you jus-- *cars speed by and drown them out*.
Im still salty that we didnt get more of Felix and Calhoun.
Ralph just became a huge creep all through the movie
Yeah and remenber when they said to- *car passes by at full speed*
@@brunobrx3599 yeah, and then when they
*aeroplane landing in the back*
@@snipeus13 He just got worse and worse and I was relieved when his contact with Venelope just became weekly video calls because Jesus... let her do her thing. No one wants to make a pillow fort with you, Ralph.
The biggest problem, for me personally, is how they jacked up Ralph’s character so much. I rewatched Wreck -It Ralph and the man was very smart. (Like when he pointed out that Vanellope was on the side of the console meaning she was part of the game) he was also quite mature as well and had dreams that were justified. They made him so stupid and so selfish that it just ruined the whole thing for me. And his obsession with Vanellope in the second movie made me very uncomfortable.
i cannot see Ralph from the second film doing that heroic sacrifice from the first one.
In the first film he seemed like this depressed, isolated guy that just wanted more out of life and then found Vanellope (I apologize if I spelled it wrong, I really do) and then finally found purpose in his life. . .but in the second film he’s so dumb that it’s mind numbing at best and devastating at worst for people who loved who the poor guy was in the first movie.
Ralph in the first movie was willing to give up his friendship (and his life) *twice* for her sake, but in the second movie he is so incredibly clingy, he can't let her go even if that was her own choice. Like how are those the same character?
Crimson Burgundy same! They treated it like a weird romance instead of a big brother, little sister relationship.
Crimson Burgundy i agree with you
As someone who thinks Wreck It Ralph is a masterpiece, I pretend this doesn’t exist
Same
redditor vibes
There is no "Ralph Wrecks the Internet" in Ba Sing Se.
Same
The only good part from RBTI is when Ralph shuts off Maranda Sing's internet
Before: "Ralph Breaks the Internet is painfully average"
After: "Ralph Breaks the Internet is a CINEMATIC DISASTER"
Now that's what I call character development.
Best Arc since Daniel Plainview
So true
Daniel Files dammit got to it before me
You know what that is? *Growth.*
Almost worthy of JK Rowling
I don’t understand how they managed to take a sweet and heartwarming relationship between two people of completely different ages and backgrounds and turned into something weird and uncomfortable. Nothing about their relationship in the first movie felt forced or uncomfortable. It wasn’t weird because they didn’t act weird. Vanelope is a sassy little girl and she loved to make fun of Ralph, who obviously found her very annoying at first, but they come to appreciate and care about each other and the development of this while each of them has their own inner development arc is what makes the movie so good. The second one just took everything they did in the first one and destroyed it
Money and bad writing are a bad combo
The second one just turned their relationship into a creepy Dateline episode and the whole time I'm like, "Get this girl away from him..."
I mean, it does take place in the internet, who said they didn’t go to Discord
Papa Pepperoni o h n o
@@StrawberryShmello *oh shit*
The main thing I didn’t like about this movie is that it ruined the simple happy ending of the first one, it overcomplicates things and reminds you that one day the arcade will eventually close and everything will end. It makes the lives of all the characters seem boring (I mean apart from Venelope’s)
7:40 That might be the best thing in this movie. Ralph stopped Colleen from messaging her fans
I expected Sonic to have a mental breakdown when explaining the internet
@Brayden Ozaeta two words, rule 34
@Brayden Ozaeta 7 words, well those aren't the same things exactly...
>:(
He hasn't discovered nhentai yet
Lmao he should have
1 Movie: "Don't go Turbo!"
2 Movie: "Go Turbo!!!"
I have thought of this, the characters in the movies are obligated to live there forever, they can't decide of their lives, it's basically a prison. So I think it's okay that vanelope(?) wanted to leave her game to live her own life, and because then the second player won't choose her and win by cheating.
@@MAR_abisal I think my biggest problem with that is... Slaughter Race is a pretty... dangerous place. It’s not called Slaughter Race because rainbows. Remember, if Vanellope dies, she’s gone forever. Losing a lifelong friend over moving still hurts, but something can (and probably will) happen to Vanellope soon. So yeah, if she dies, these essentially immortal video game characters won’t be able to process that despite it being drilled into their lore.
@@thelanktheist2626
Well yeah, but that’s her fault for liking and choosing a game so dangerous, still better than nothing if you ask me.
@@MAR_abisal
“Death is better than nothing “
That’s really poor writing Jesus Christ
@@OfLanceTheLonginus
Not in that way- I mean, you risk and you get a reward, but yeah it sounds creepy that way lol
I remember seeing this video first as a junior in High School, and thought you went a tad but too far with giving up on Walt Disney Animation Studios as well as Pixar, Marvel, and Star Wars. Now, here we are 3 years later where we are absolutely getting nothing spectaculor, where I only have my Disney Plus subscription solely to revisit the classics Disney made every once in a while, as well as the far and few good things that are there. I finally get it Schaffrillas.
So basically the whole movie's about Vanellope abandoning her people, ignoring her best friend's hard work to get HER life back on track, and jumping to a different game? Damn, teaching us how to ignore our responsibilities, run away from our problems AND how to be a terrible friend, great job Disney.
@@capofantasma97 But that's exactly what's wrong about the movie. The characters feel so out of touch and they _did not_ connect the first to the second movie, because the first movie had actual character development to who they were as a person, and then the second movie just entirely ignored how Vanelope learns to be content with what she had and accepting that she was a glitch yet she belongs to that game, and Ralph also does the same and earns a healthy friendship with Valeope _because_ he had good logic and he was serious about himself. I'm aware that the movie's had a 6 year difference, and people can change, but the second movie felt like a whole different movie and they didn't even give any reason for why Ralph and Vanelope's character development changed from the first one, because it felt like they made Ralph even dumber and Vanelope even more selfish, why? Yes, Ralph was extremely clingy but all Vanelope had to do was talk it out, instead she kept running away as if she doesn't trust Ralph despite being with him for 6 years. And she treats him like he's always been like that, which is again a massive difference from the first movie to the second because Ralph wasn't an idiot, in the first he actually uses his mind and he's aware of feelings because he kept dwelling on it ever since he was deemed a villain. And why was he even hurt by some Internet bullying? From what he's been through, he's been looked upon as a villain but he learns that the role as a villain didn't matter anymore, as he actually gets to feel stronger and better about himself. They completely butchered Ralph's fucking character development, and sure people can change, but something as impactful as what Ralph experienced they should've at least made him more stronger with his feelings than this whiny little shit who goes around. And then there's Vanelope, who again, had her own character development of accepting who she was and where she belonged to. Again, time difference, but she treats Ralph like he wasn't truly her best friend, someone she could trust to tell her opinions about and would be willing to help him get over her, to at least help Ralph feel even more comfortable, instead she keeps shaming Ralph for unabling to let go as if she can't understand why he isn't as carefree as her. She went too harsh on Ralph and that lead to Ralph being even more insecure, because apparently in this movie he's a dumbass, but you can clearly see that he's trying to help her and that he's visibly upset by her drifting away, who couldn't get upset that their best friend's leaving? And what she does in return was make him feel even more insecure instead of directly confronting and comforting him. Maybe it isn't her style to do that but that's the _least_ she could've done to someone she considers her best friend.
The second movie felt like an entirely different movie than the first, and maybe if we didn't know who the characters were it'll make more sense, and I'm sorry but Vanalope deserved punishment too for leaving Ralph in his insecure and corrupted mind. She could've at least feel bad and give him a heartfelt apology for how she acted.
And again, she's a ruler of her own game, it doesn't fit right that she would willingly abandon her own game that she has to be responsible with, unless she's just going to treat that as a vacation, but that was never really clarified either.
@@capofantasma97 I'm sorry if it was a very long comment but I just hated how they were supposed to be best friends, but Vanelope acted shallow towards Ralph. I've been through what Ralph has been through, and abandonment can make someone so ludricous and their actions shouldn't be justified because of the reason, but Vanelope didn't even try helping Ralph feel better either. And he didn't project his self-esteem against Vanelope as much. Ralph deserved what he got in the movie but Vanelope didn't, she was the sole reason why Ralph couldn't even help himself and she didn't acknowledge it. And I'm also mad about that because that isn't even who Ralph was.
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@@user-wn3wv5bx5e i 100% agree with u. Overall Vanellope was just a bad friend :/
I feel like it could've been a good, subversive movie if the characters and setting wasn't 'doped up for the fellow kiddos 👌😂😂😂😂'. If they focused more on making Vanellope and Ralph into complex characters it could've been good
When knuckles is more woke than a multi billion dollar company
also knuckles' character in sonic boom is being the dumb one, he's still more woke than a multi billion dollar company
Big chungus nuckles is based
;-;
Never thought I’d agree with bob the tomato about knuckles takes on gender but true
He knows the wae, so...
"The MCU has been good overall"
(years later) Oh boy...
25:01 I AM HERE REACHING FAR ACROSS THESE NEW FRONTIERS
They completely erased all development that Ralph had in the first movie and turned him into a literal creep. What a waste of 1 hour and 50 minutes smh.
Yeah he's a total creep for not wanting the first friend he ever made after years of being shunned as "the bad guy" to leave him forever.
What a weirdo. Being attached to your friends? Ew.
@@GamerGrovyle don’t be dense bruv
Mari-o
@@GamerGrovyle problem is, he doesnt want the best for her and it being thoughtless. He just wants to possess her and doesn’t realise that she can have her own friends and stuff
@@GamerGrovyle the gross part is that ralph is an adult man and vanellope is a literal child. it's creepy that this adult is so obsessed with a child and doesn't want her to have any new friends or leave him.
The thing that bothers me about Vanellope, is that she's supposed to be the ruler of Sugar Rush. And yet, not once in the entire movie, does she ever worries about her people. She doesn't worry about them when Sugar Rush is un-pluged and she doesn't worry about them when she wants to live in Slaughter Race
That bothered me too. It’s probably why we didn’t get that hilarious side-story of Felix & Calhoun trying to take care of the Sugar Rush kids, realizing how hard being a parent is, and wish Velenope would come back soon. It would make Venelope look even more like a teen mom abandoning her kids so that she can go live her best life without them.
Art is Whack HUH
@@artiscool6873 That literally makes no sense you simp
Art is Whack *yeah totally*
even the damn Turbo cared more about them and keeping the game going more than Vanellope did in this movie, they really ruined everything, they really did!
Why is Ralph saying, "Thanks Satan" literally the most perfect meme ever?...xD
Thank you for pointing out the fact that none of the racers liked Vanellope after promising to be nicer! I remember that ticked me off so much when I first watched it and was young enough to gloss over the film's other issues
I don't understand why they removed the parental/mentor type relationship they and in the first. That was the heart of the film. Now it's a creepy co-dependant friendship between a visually middle aged man and a 10 y/o girl
Omg SAY IT *FUCKING* LOUDER!!!!!
Because Disney is stuffed with pedos ooooops so sad it's true... Makes me sick
@@sususketches Damn. No wonder why people want Sora in Smash. The Smash fanbase already has a pedo problem and they want Hollywood to expand that problem so they can say that JRPGs are superior than any game genre.
@@ReneandKnuckles Planet earth has a pedo problem
@@ReneandKnuckles What the hell does wanting sora in smash have to do with some of the community being pedos? I mean, they can just go to r34 or some degen website already it's not like they can't access them because sora's not in smash or something
it's kinda funny how Vanellope was the one who went game jumping just because she was "bored". She had one of the best roles in her game and she still wanted more. Ralph literally had the worst role in his game and didn't really complain after the first movie. Vanellope is just being a straight up selfish jerk, who didn't consider what her consequences would be.
Yeah but like, if you are bored with something you usually stop doing that, I know that what van(vanelope) was wrong but like, it is her life and if she wants to try new things and experience more it’s okay,repeat, she didn’t act in the right way so do not say me she didn’t act right because I know
@@MAR_abisal shes a main character in a game lad. She has to stay there or her world gets destroyed by getting unplugged
@@omegamyee5592 AND SHE WAS THE GOOD GUY THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE PICKED TO PLAY THE GAME
Life in a nutshell .
•Also isn't she the president or whatever? Do the candy rush racers need a leader?
•Ngl I was confused from why taffyta was mean to vanellope?
•Idk either but what if she dies? They never regenerate nor spawn back.
•It's a big risk because they might actually get unplug.
•I know these 2 are smart from the start and won't still play around at day. Also shouldn't ralph be on his game?
The 2000’s Popstar: Pixar
The 2010’s Popstar: Disney
The 2020’s Popstar: Sony, Illumination and Dreamworks (bet no one in the past expected that.)
I don’t think I’d include Illumination in the 2020 pop stars, but I agree on Sony and maybe Dreamworks.
This video hits different now with what’s been happening to Disney nowadays
The worst part about this sequel is that it has a higher score on Rotten Tomatoes than the first film.
Really? oh my god why
Really? oh my god why
@@e-2921 idk. Because some critics are dumb I guess.
Well, after the Mulan (2020) rotten tomatoes score, nobody takes them seriously anymore
@Wowie Zowie Ralph Breaks the Internet has 88%, while Wreck It Ralph has 87%.
I'm just gonna pretend that this was all just a *FAN-FICTION*
Thats all it was. Not even good fan-fiction.
@@palladiamorsdeus the Star Wars prequels were better fanfic
Let's just pretend it's just one of those obscure pastebin fanfics and leave it as such
That’s how I see the last three Star Wars films lmao
A bad fanfiction
Something I’ve always loved about this dudes videos is he always addresses sponsors right away, I wish more TH-camrs did that more
Am I the only one who wanted to see Vanellopie's artstyle change when she was added to the Slaughter Race code? It would have been so cool to see her look more realistic and edgy like the rest of the characters, so it would actually feel like she was part of the game.
That would’ve been so cool
wait what that's epic i need that in my life
No.
I want to draw Vanellopie in Slaughter Race. I want to imagine what she would look like.
Yeah I wanted to see that as well.
“Ralph breaks my f**king patience”
Ralph breaks my fucking legs
Ralph breaks Wario's fucking spine and Wario fucking dies oh god
Ralph breaks my knees.
Ralph breaks my kneecaps.
Ralph breaks my grandfathers back oh god help
In an alternate universe, Wreck-It-Ralph 2 was about the characters going to various video-game consoles (While The Arcade Is Closed), and there was an upfront short about the princesses and a Princess Academy.
The probably should have written Ralph's character in this movie as a "Been there, done that" kind of guy for Vanellope when she wanted to go into another game. He has gone Turbo and knows what kind of troubles it can bring, he's the reason that cybugs landed in Sugar Rush and nearly annihilated the entire game world, so it'd be a nice thing to have him be a guide and make sure Vanellope can have her fun without causing any destruction.
Actually, the rick roll at the end was the whole point of the film. The rest of the movie is just build up
I wish. I wish.
Is that a TinTin pfp?
@@emceemunchapussy1891 Si
@Eaxl both I suppose
Yano Castro Too bad I left the movie theater before the rickroll played.
This movie is 100% not canon
it is a disgrace to the first movie and Disney
Gamer Pigeon it’s okay to pretend it’s not canon, but if you’re trying to forcefully convince that to folks, than it’s going too far
Gamer Pigeon Yeah, it’s trying way too hard to be like the first one.
I'll always rewatch the first movie. I don't think I'm ever going to watch the second again. I cannot see it as canon when the characters are almost completely different anyway.
I’ve seen 2 movies in 2018 and 2019 that disrespected there first film or films that did it worse then this film wreck it Ralph 2 dispite being bad isn’t to bad enough where it ruins the experience of the first one for me
Disney would have to have grace for it to be disgraced.
I love the original Wreck-It-Ralph, so when I heard of this movie and what its premise was, I thought, 'why would they go in this direction? Why would they make a sequel to a movie about video games be about the internet? That doesn't make any sense.' So I skipped the movie, and I'm glad to see that in hindsight, I made the right call.
The only good part of the movie was Ralph destroying Colleen's internet connection
First wreck it ralph: “i have been homeless for 30 years and want people to appreciate me
2nd wreck it ralph: someone said they hate me on the internet 😢
Wreck it Ralph: As long as that kid thinks I'm a hero, how bad can I be?
Wreck it Ralph 2: Mean comments about me online. I'm sad now. :(
First wreck it Ralph: wait- I must solve the case and turn kid to queen.
Second wreck it Ralph: oh no, mean comments break me heart :(
These comments radiate "buff doge, sad cheems" energy.
Edit: I did it. I was the 69th like on my own comment
Paper Luigi hahaha thats what i was doing XD
Og Ralph: "I have been hated all my life and I want someone to appreciate me and not shun me away for being different!"
Second Ralph: "People on the internet hate me, life sucks :("
Finally, someone who actually knows how much this movie sucks. They completely ruined Vanellope and Ralph. I loved the first movie and now..........
im the other way around. Im kinda meh about the first film and i love this one. In my opion is The Emoji Movie but 100000X betterbut i respect your opinion
but yeah Ralph is prob my biggest problom with the movie same for Penelope
I can't even watch the first movie anymore because this comes after it tainted the first movie.
@@Evanedits191 Its Venelope as in vanilla.
Yes thank you! I totally agree, hated this sequel
I completely agree with all your claims, as someone who grew up on Wreck-it Ralph and called it my favorite movie it’s heartbreaking to see the second. They completely change the whole aspect of what the first movie was showing. The ending already had a perfect closure and it should have stayed that way. Second one is absolutely a waste of a movie and a terrible sequel to follow the first. The movie on its on is I guess alright but not after you know the first.
this went from talking about the characters of the ralph series and their derailment to going on about wikipedia and that is fucking hilarious
I hate hate hated Ralph and Venelope’s relationship in the second one. They had such a nice guardian and child relationship, like a big brother little sister relationship. But they made them like besties? So weird
Ikr lol
I hate the first which has no power of friendship and good plot
I mentally checked out of this movie as soon as Buzzfeed had to play a major role in the story. This entire fucking movie is just one big "how do you do fellow kids" moment.
Yeah it’s really creepy...🤢
yes
Can’t agree more this movie was pretty trash. Just a Disney emoji movie.
That is probably the most accurate way to describe this movie
To be honest it could be worse
Lets let him review food fight for april
Ok I agree until that last point. That's too far.
@yah yeet we do not speak of such things.
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I have to give so much respect for this man. He spends 30, 20, 40, even an hour to give us good entertainment. Keep up the good work!
Has anyone else noticed how Sugar Rush just magically became a singleplayer game, to, you know, *_fit the plot??? :)_*
Omg I just realized that
Bruh
6 years passed, right? It's not new and was probably kept cuz it still generates revenue but was downsized to make room for new games.
Oh....OH WAIT
I just remembered
They didn’t even put the “hot moms in your area” advertisements in the move
That was a sin. Also the fact that they didn't reference Club Penguin or Adobe Flash Games
@@matheusmariani3108 Or any actual PC games for that matter
@20Samuel Torres oh- well, that's... something
@20Samuel Torres At least they hide that detail a bit cleverly
@20Samuel Torres oh...
Three years later and this is still one of the best videos I have ever watched
"The MCU has been pretty good overall" aged SO poorly Holy shit
ralph breaks the internet is just like an alternative universe writen by a fan on wattpad
Like the shrek nobody talks about as we have a triolgy ! Shrek, Shrek 2 and ofc Shrek forever after
@@thegrimreaper1774 no they are good
@@WHEELIFE29 i never could have guessed that they were good! Maybe i should have made a comment about them being good huh? Maybe even a joke about how we never speak of that fan made 3rd one!
Don't insult wattpad writers!
💀💀💀
There’s only 2 things that I remember from the movie:
1. Merida talking
2. Felix adopted the kids from sugar rush
Tbh those are the only things you should remember
and another reason as to why felix >>>>> ralph in every way
basic summary:
venelope wants change
ralph makes a new "road"
venelope takes it
venelope screws up the wheel
wheel breaks
now sugar rush is gonna get unplugged
oh no now sugar rush people have no home
ralph and venelope goes to da internet
they mess up some shit
they go to e-boy
now they owe money for a new sugar rush wheel
they have 24 hours to get da money, da cashe
they find a guy named spammsley or whatever the hell his name is
now they are in slaughter race to get a golden wheel for spamssley for munney
its too hard
they go to youtube, i mean youblue, i mean bluemoo
ralph makes a ton of money while venelope explores the internet
bam they cash in the money and get the wheel
happy ending
What about the Ralph-Roll at the end of the credits
Same But I have 3 things
3. Ralph-Roll
I still think that instead of the internet. They should have gone into different trendy games like mincraft cod fortnite and smash bros. Would have made it super entertaining at least for me.
That was the original premise for the movie, but corporate Disney fucked it up
now, 4 years later, I realized I knew ralph breaks the internet was the beginning of the end for disney
They should have made Ralph worry because if she died out of her game it would be over forever
_"Sonic, this is a Gold Star Chili."_
maybe the writers forgot about that too
O dont worry, that rule doesn't exist anymore
But no everything has to be FaMiLy fRiEndLy
How does this comment have 1.1k likes but only 6 replies?
This movie should actually be called: Ralph becomes a male stripper to raise 50,000 dollars for a plastic steering wheel
Ralph became a simp
@Anormal Cat THE REDDITORS ARE FEARED THROUGHT THE LAND
Anormal Cat
They can r/whoooosh my ass, TELL THEM THE TRUTH
*equips r/whooosh shield*
Twerk-it Ralph: Ralph Breaks the Bed
LMAO😆😆🤣🤣😂😂😂
I love Wreck-It-Ralph. I’ve seen it too many times to count. I’ve only seen Ralph Breaks The Internet once and I hated it. The thing I hate most about it is the message. I’ve always been a third wheel for all of my friends. If someone more interesting comes along, I am immediately forgotten. To see this film portray people in a similar position to that and just wanting to have their friend back as being in the wrong is absolutely heart wrenching.
7:42 Little did Schaff know that Ralph was actually preventing Colleen Balinger (aka Miranda Sings) from talking to minors about her ex husband's co--
For me, the movie was really bad for several reasons, but the thing that totally make me dislike this movie was the fact that Vanellope got what she wanted. I remember when I first saw the movie, I just thought that she was pretty selfish, because she was abandoning her game, her people and her duties because she was "bored". Also, when Turbo and Ralph did the same thing in the first movie, everyone lost their minds because it's something they can't do, but when she does It everything is ok? I mean, no one would notice that Vanellope is not in Sugar Rush anymore? She was the most loved character of the game after all.
Ralph Breaks the Internet is like the time James Joyce decided it would be a good idea to make a sequel to the Odyssey.
You're right. Vanellope's action really disappointed me.
@@AceGriffin8839 Vanellope's character was treated differently because she was a protagonist. Bet if she was the villain, the main plot would be about how to stop her
She's literally the protagonist of her game, how is it ok that she's just leaving?
you know what, I never realized that.
This film is not canon. I absolutely refuse to acknowledge it as canon. The first film did not need a sequel. It is just 100 + minutes of blatant character assassination and I for one cannot stand it.
Someone should become a director on disney and retcon this movie with a better sequel.
Same
yes. i agree. this movie never even existed.
wreck it ralph had a sequel? what? no. never happened.
you talking about the last jedi or Ralph breaks the internet
This one in particular.