I Went DEEP in the Noob Corner!

You'll never convince me this is a bad cap on Alcatraz.
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[@TakeOffGoAround]

It's a rare treat to get to watch someone vampire-chicken a fist bump.

[@Tomax_Bren]

18:42 I wonder where @vampirechicken thinks those 20 something troops went 🤔

[@jeffwells641]

Lol, I didn't even notice that! I even thought: "Huh, I don't remember Red fortifying out. Weird. "

[@JimClaryMath]

We have met the Noobs, and the Noobs are us (personified by one Johnny Yoink your Cap in this instance
)

[@adamjarvis9618]

Wait, this isn't chess ♟️

[@supravlieg]

Pretty sure it is. Just a better version.

[@kdb678able]

I'm pretty sure this guy's a grandmaster

[@NathanPerez-ej4qc]

I love this

[@vezquex]

In board games, the generic term for non-square squares is "spaces".

[@cainau]

The frustration starts so early in this video...
1:20 - White loses all their attacking troops, failing to get a card.
1:24 - "If white just took a card here..." but they didn't!
1:31 - "Why do you hate me? What are you doing?" White still needs a card...
1:38 - White's turn ends without them getting a card.

[@listenbornaby447]

There are only noobs at grandmasters impersonating noobs at this point😂 GG

[@TreeCamper]

VC, Grandmaster of the deep noobing ways.
Good morning VC 🌞

[@andrehedges19]

This is how I keep up with my days of the week after a long weekend!
Cheer100 much love, my dude!

[@trudal2080]

On the first turn white failed to get a card thats why he double attacked.

[@lyingcat9022]

The GrandNoob and the NoobMaster!

[@gendbend9933]

Can we have super slam Sunday where you slam all your troops on the first turn and try to play it out from there?

[@81chimi]

I can’t escape watching the Alca-Tuesday

[@davidholland4713]

IMO Alcatrash turns everyone into a noob. Your cap confirms my hypothesis. Well played, Mr. SuperNoob. Just how can you play these settings in a sober and sensible way? It's not possible. Splendid entertainment, and some wonderful caps and choices made.

[@iLunafreya]

Cap on the corner deepest darkest-Alcatuesday 😂

[@imwatchinberniemac]

I was waiting with bated breath for this video

[@imadskaff2676]

Not even a few minutes lmao

[@icepanda4589]

Rex is probably some 9 year old kid somewhere getting bullied #justiceforrex

[@danbert8]

Black was the only one who picked a good cap and got capped...

[@maxcaplan2016]

"Grandmaster noob" 😆

[@mtbelley]

Just because I am packing to go camping, I still gotta show for AlcaTuesday!

[@danielbache626]

"Green did not blake back" 😂

[@12jswilson]

"Good Luck 😈"

[@agoniaXdunya]

19:21 red SU’d?

[@cainantor414]

Vampire Chickisms
I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster = 0
Wait, this isnt chess - "Silly old chess guy thinks these are squares" = 2
"(He knocks white out of here) I love that play" \ I love this = 2
Thumbs down 👎 break alliance / "😠 Black i'm very angry at you, grrr, argh, harr, ho, take one of those. Then devil face 😈 good luck! Alright, I believe that is the proper technique" = 1
This is for me = 0
Johnny yoink-ya-cap = 0
Hydrations = 0
The BOAT = 0
Go Psycho = 0
The Slippery snake shake and bake = 0
Get Toasted = 0
Blundered = 0

[@12jswilson]

The Greatest Lobby Ever Assembled

[@andrehedges19]

3:06 Dude! I play the black player often… they are very good!

[@andrehedges19]

I don’t take back my comment… this was not their best showing.

[@justinwalker8584]

TGIT

[@Th4tGuy]

Wait you're a Baba is you fan???

[@krouchingtigerr]

7:59 Wait! This isn't chess!!

[@Jonnysh]

that grandmaster reveal at the end was crazy - you'd never see it coming

[@justinwalker8584]

Yeah, blue being a grandmaster in these videos is always shocking

[@Feltea]

💯💯💯💯💯