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dan's next sponsor needs to be that phone case company so he can just organically incorporate the ad read into an existing montage of him throwing his phone on the floor instead of filming a separate segment like most youtubers have to do
How early did you have to get to the show for the meet and greet? I have Gold VIP to meet him but the venue hasn't said anything about how early we need to get there for it!
Baby Dan buying a Barbie doll because he didn't want his Action Man to be lonely is actually so precious, and I would like to just someone psychically send a hug back through time to him please.
“YOU’RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER” so many people need to hear this fr. I gotta edit this just to add: I’ve missed you so much, I didn’t even realise how much I had missed you! My childhood was filled with Dan and Phil, I bought the books and watched them religiously. I vividly remember going to the library and seeing a girl and her mum picking up The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire and me being socially awkward so instead of saying “excuse me…” I just RAN, graBBED A BOOK, and ran off again. I heard the girl say “wow, they must love Dan and Phil too” as I sped off at sonic speed into the sunset. (Nah dw I paid) Thankyou for being you Dan, odd thing to thank someone for but you, as a person, have made my life so much brighter (sounds odd seeing as Dan is the king of darkness but-) and no matter how frequent or infrequent videos may be, I will be there, to watch them, and appreciating every single one for existing and you for making them. Ilysm! You got me through some rough early teen years and words can’t express how greatful I am.
I live for this version of Dan so much tbh. Watching him scream at TikTok for being terrible but somehow toxicity hilarious is the highlight of my week.
That girl with the feeding grandma play doh video has her whole page full of that level of chaotic content. Truly remarkably unhinged. Highly recommend.
The world is sleeping on Dystopia Daily, I'm waiting for the 20 year renaissance. My children will watch this and I'll declare, I was there eating drumsticks
Man im glad you're back in my life after all these years somehow and the quality of your content has truly elevated, or maybe you just evolved to speak even better idk you're so eloquent
Loved seeing you in Jacksonville and your show was amazing, heartfelt, sincere and witty. I had the best time! Thank you for making videos again. It means a lot :)
I really love the content you are posting! I like your channel being a mix of more relaxed content (react/guests/viewers), longer intense videos, and more stand-up monologues/funny stories. It is all you, it has a place on your channel. We just love watching you, no matter if the content is considered 'high-brow/creative' or not.
I developed an entire snort laugh from laughing along with Dan at the coffee machine/play-doh grandma one. I needed that after the dreadful exam I had earlier
been having a tough day and i’m thankful to watch this having a better peace of mind just as i turn in for bed. thanks dan! wishing you well. (edit: this has solidified my intent in not getting tiktok so thanks x2)
TIKTOK ALGORITHM TIPS: Don't hate-watch content you don't want to see - immediately scroll past that shit. And engage with content you like - watch it a few times, like, favorite, etc. Follow creators you like! I enjoy my following page much more than my fyp these days. Hope this helps! Also I saw your Cleveland show and had a blast!
The fact that I actually get to meet this man in less than 6 days is absurd to me. I get to stare up at his 6’4” self and tell him how he’s changed my life
All these uploads are constantly reminding me how back in early 2015 Zoe Sugg was coming to my town to do book signings and... I wrote you a letter. As in, I was fully planning on showing up to this woman's book signing in the suburbs of the midwest states of america and be like "Hey,,,, british youtuber! Congrats on the release or whateva cool wow yeah no I don't need a picture with you but can you make sure this letter makes it to Dan?" Anyway she cancelled the event
HIGHLY relate to your feelings about having to be a content creator even after becoming painfully aware of the dystopian oligarchy our content is being provided to. But I laughed and I’m glad if anyone is brainwashing me today it’s you. Thanks Dan ❤
One time my brother saw me rubbing my Barbies together and said he would tell mom, so I cried and begged and he had me doing everything he wanted for a whole month
The way I was not prepared for the peanut butter on the person even tho I have seen tiktoks like that hundreds of times, I almost pee myself and my cat just looked at me funny and now I feel great shame. 👍
Dan's content is timeless... I related to it back then and I still do now. The amount of serotonin and glee that I get when I see a new upload is just great
still riding the high of dan posting regularly again. how long has it been since it started? no idea time no longer has any meaning: dan's posting again!
dan, sincerely, whatever you want to make, i will watch it. do whatever makes you feel fulfilled or whatever you feel called to do! if this is also a call for ideas, here are a few topics that maybe will prompt something: musical theatre, shakespeare, british history as told by you, high school musical trilogy, your favorite videogame and why it's your favorite, a rundown of a philospher-you-like's philosophy thingy, aaaand that's all i got for now!
Hi Dan! First of all, I'm so happy that you're back! I really enjoyed this video. Now, about what would make you curious and would be entertaining for us, I have a few ideas that you might (might!!) find fun- 1. Talking about TV shows/ books/ video games that changed your life, or that you just enjoy 2. Eating the favorite meals of dictators throughout history 3. Doing a tier list of famous funny/weird deaths 4. Playing a horror video game (or just a regular one) and taking a shot every time you lose 5. Making a short video with a green screen and then letting fans edit it and make funny videos of yours, then reacting to it (Jacksfilms style) These are the ideas I've had so far, I hope you'll use some of them ^^
Dan just have fans submit their favorite tiktoks to you on reddit or something so you dont have to watch videos like that and it saves you from doing all the work
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Dan shouting "you're not the main character" at his phone is something that will now live in my mind rent free thanks Dan
Holy shit dan liked my comment I now cannot stop smiling LmAo
SAME!!
i need a reaction gif of that so i can use it for everything
him throwing his phone and then checking to see if it is cracked radiates the energy of the year tbh
this is the real "death avoided" moment
Was the near-property destruction worth it? //
tiktok is genuinely about to send dan on his joker arc i’m living for it
tbf i think tiktok has sent everyone into their joker arc, hes just late to the proverbial game
But… that requires too much effort. And caring.
Probably literally, just wait for the joker thirst trap compilation he'll post lmao
This feels like Dan slowly losing his entire mind and honestly, I wanna go down with him. More pls
welcome to dystopia daily!
@@danielhowell This is suspiciously wholesome, say something only the real Dan would know
@@BlueDragon-vm1bt He can't at the moment because the show in WI just started at 7:30pm.
@@Haley_Halo Hmmmm. .. even MORE suspicious.......
I read this as "Dan slowly losing his EXTRA mind"...I'm like he's got 2?!
dan's next sponsor needs to be that phone case company so he can just organically incorporate the ad read into an existing montage of him throwing his phone on the floor instead of filming a separate segment like most youtubers have to do
Rhinoshield coming up
Mous phone cases coming up
CaSeTiFy
Casetify
dan in his 30s has low level demigod energy and is legit so captivating. i love this vibe. what is it. i love it.
Son of Dionysus who
I truly love that Sister Daniel is making frequent appearances.
Sister Daniel is everything.
the consistent uploading is giving me life
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Okay
Fr I'm struggling to keep up
Don’t jinx it
It's like a long-lost family member suddenly came back
Dans expressionless face made me laugh instantly I can’t handle the awkward situation of someone not laughing after a joke
Please know that my 90 pound dog is absolutely terrified of you and runs from the room whenever he hears your voice
Hehehe
This is the real reason they haven't gotten a dog
Please let your dog know I'm sending him frickin thoughts and prayers 😂😂😂
This comment is certified fatphobic
6 months of having you back Dan, we are proud of you and we love you
it’s only been 6 months and he’s on tour??
I'm literally standing in line to meet you Daniel....you know exactly what you're doing.
Omg have fun
Did you meet him yet? lol
How early did you have to get to the show for the meet and greet? I have Gold VIP to meet him but the venue hasn't said anything about how early we need to get there for it!
@@sadlystuckinreality Check in for the vip tickets was from 3:45 to 4:15.
@@sheilabalderas780 lol not yet, but very close
The gentle flip over after Dan tossed his phone had me crying 😂
Baby Dan buying a Barbie doll because he didn't want his Action Man to be lonely is actually so precious, and I would like to just someone psychically send a hug back through time to him please.
Honestly, I’m still not over how consistently Dan has been uploading.
dan is harbouring a lot of the energy as that one guy from the episode of black mirror when they were all on exercise bikes.
you have no idea how much serotonin this consistent uploading is giving me
i usually dont find it hard not to laugh but watching someone watch funny videos with a completely neutral face just does it to me
I like how it took Dan finally giving up and making a normal talk show for it to become apparent that he is unironically funny and personable
Still weird to see these notifications come through. Glad to see you Dan 🥺
@Don't Read My Profile Photo why not
I'm surprised Dan didn't laugh instantly for that sweet, sweet release of death 😂
The fact that someone from NordVpn had to watch and approve that ad just made me laugh even harder
Persistent Dan is what we love ❤we’re so proud of you Dan for everything you’ve came through to get to here :)
“YOU’RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER” so many people need to hear this fr.
I gotta edit this just to add: I’ve missed you so much, I didn’t even realise how much I had missed you! My childhood was filled with Dan and Phil, I bought the books and watched them religiously. I vividly remember going to the library and seeing a girl and her mum picking up The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire and me being socially awkward so instead of saying “excuse me…” I just RAN, graBBED A BOOK, and ran off again. I heard the girl say “wow, they must love Dan and Phil too” as I sped off at sonic speed into the sunset. (Nah dw I paid)
Thankyou for being you Dan, odd thing to thank someone for but you, as a person, have made my life so much brighter (sounds odd seeing as Dan is the king of darkness but-) and no matter how frequent or infrequent videos may be, I will be there, to watch them, and appreciating every single one for existing and you for making them. Ilysm! You got me through some rough early teen years and words can’t express how greatful I am.
I live for this version of Dan so much tbh. Watching him scream at TikTok for being terrible but somehow toxicity hilarious is the highlight of my week.
That girl with the feeding grandma play doh video has her whole page full of that level of chaotic content. Truly remarkably unhinged. Highly recommend.
My husband is tired of me talking about you but its not stopping anytime soon 😂 so glad to have you back!
The world is sleeping on Dystopia Daily, I'm waiting for the 20 year renaissance. My children will watch this and I'll declare, I was there eating drumsticks
AH YOU WENT BACK TO MY TIKTOK OF THE COFFEE MAKER AHHHHHHH!
Genuinely the only time I didn't skip the ad. Thank you NordVPN for giving us this gem
Dan smiling and laughing instantly makes my day okay 😂🖤
“Something I would never do on main is reacting to funny tiktoks” let Phil live
For once in my life, I didn't skip the sponsor because it was hilarious🤌✨️ best sponsor segment on TH-cam fr
“That’s not gay, it’s just sad” is actually the slogan of my life
funny how dan judges that boy chugging that water bottle as if he is not a furry
The fact nord vpn actually allowed that to be the sponsored segment
Man im glad you're back in my life after all these years somehow and the quality of your content has truly elevated, or maybe you just evolved to speak even better idk you're so eloquent
Loved seeing you in Jacksonville and your show was amazing, heartfelt, sincere and witty. I had the best time! Thank you for making videos again. It means a lot :)
Thank you for adding ✨sussy bussy✨ to my vocabulary.... No one in my life will regret this, surely
I really love the content you are posting! I like your channel being a mix of more relaxed content (react/guests/viewers), longer intense videos, and more stand-up monologues/funny stories. It is all you, it has a place on your channel. We just love watching you, no matter if the content is considered 'high-brow/creative' or not.
Imagine making a tiktok where you're covered in peanut butter, and then having Dan Howell like the video.
never expected dan to be a schlatt enjoyer, but that made me weirdly happy to see lmao
I developed an entire snort laugh from laughing along with Dan at the coffee machine/play-doh grandma one. I needed that after the dreadful exam I had earlier
been having a tough day and i’m thankful to watch this having a better peace of mind just as i turn in for bed. thanks dan! wishing you well. (edit: this has solidified my intent in not getting tiktok so thanks x2)
dan started at being terrified of the app to screaming at people dancing that’s a great evolution there
feeling suddenly grateful for my very nice, tailored, not-at-all-like-this fyp
The way I was literally looking for something to watch while I eat lunch and I got this notification. Dan saves the day again!
So many years have passed and you're still the most relatable youtuber on the platform. Your humor is on the same wavelength as mine and I love it.
I'm starting every conversation by walking in laughing saying "that's what she said" and then proceed like nothing happened
Dan using NordVPN to watch the Office and not Brooklyn 99 says a lot about him as a person.
I'm not sure what it says, but it does say a lot.
"It's like just in voice chat with a friend. It's warm, its cozy, its casual." Like I would know.
it's so nice to see new uploads from dan omg
Finally someone screaming at tiktoks the way I always want to do! You're still the most relatable person on youtube
The phone death avoided made me 😂😂
8:49 "it wasn't gay it was just sad " IM CACKLING
TIKTOK ALGORITHM TIPS: Don't hate-watch content you don't want to see - immediately scroll past that shit. And engage with content you like - watch it a few times, like, favorite, etc. Follow creators you like! I enjoy my following page much more than my fyp these days.
Hope this helps! Also I saw your Cleveland show and had a blast!
We love seeing/hearing you laugh, Dan!!
I’m mad this was one of my favourite Dystopian Daily episodes. I think it’s cause it felt more casual like hanging with a bud🥺
Dan is funnier than the tiktoks, let's be real
Honestly, what ever kind of content you make, I'll probably watch it. Dystopia daily is now my favorite talk show
The fact that I actually get to meet this man in less than 6 days is absurd to me. I get to stare up at his 6’4” self and tell him how he’s changed my life
I didn't know I needed a YLYL vid from Dan but I'm massively happy that it's here.
YLYID*
All these uploads are constantly reminding me how back in early 2015 Zoe Sugg was coming to my town to do book signings and... I wrote you a letter. As in, I was fully planning on showing up to this woman's book signing in the suburbs of the midwest states of america and be like "Hey,,,, british youtuber! Congrats on the release or whateva cool wow yeah no I don't need a picture with you but can you make sure this letter makes it to Dan?" Anyway she cancelled the event
Was having a really hard night insert mental health ✨️ ✨️ you've made me feel better - thank you 😊
I'm getting over the flu, so every time I laugh I just start coughing, and I just choked on the loud coffee maker video 😂😂😂
Dan, thank you so much for all your videos lately. You help make this daily dystopia more bearable.
I’m so glad you are back making videos again!!!!
Dan really out hear underestimating the fact people will watch literally anything he makes😂😂
PLEASE, just watch the tiktoks and laugh, it's even more fun when youtubers actually laugh at the videos they find funny
this was fun! my favourite part was the tiktok breakdown cam lmao, i'm praying for your algorithm. please make whatever videos make you happiest :)
Anybody else get happy when he shouts like that?
Only me?
Okay
a nord vpn sponsorship... dan has finally made it as a youtuber
Okay, but lets take a moment to appreciate that Dan is the only fucking youtuber who makes the spon shit interesting enough to not skip past????
HIGHLY relate to your feelings about having to be a content creator even after becoming painfully aware of the dystopian oligarchy our content is being provided to. But I laughed and I’m glad if anyone is brainwashing me today it’s you. Thanks Dan ❤
One time my brother saw me rubbing my Barbies together and said he would tell mom, so I cried and begged and he had me doing everything he wanted for a whole month
i saw your tour last night and it was amazing. i have never felt so understood. thank you :)
The way I was not prepared for the peanut butter on the person even tho I have seen tiktoks like that hundreds of times, I almost pee myself and my cat just looked at me funny and now I feel great shame. 👍
Daniel we’ll literally watch anything you do we just want to see you being happy tbh
Dan's content is timeless... I related to it back then and I still do now. The amount of serotonin and glee that I get when I see a new upload is just great
he actually got a sponsor,,,,,, i should be passively annoyed at the constant progression of capitalism but instead i’m just proud
6:59 "why is it a 50yr old man squealing and looking at haribo"
arent they describing a future phil?
We now learn what Dan finds funny on the internet-
when you said "i want to see a violent civil war" i was like "maybe a general election first" before you finished the sentence
I love watching Dan have an existential crisis while watching tiktok
I’m holding on by a thread, still not making a TikTok account. Please stay here, you’re my only hope 😂
Dan's expressionless face is funnier than those tiktoks
that was the best nord vpn sponsorship video ever 😂😂😂
Dan doing a try not to laugh challenge is content I didn’t know I needed.
Chronic pain is acting up, and I ran out of vitamin D about a week ago...so this was a lovely little dose of (much needed) serotonin.
🌻 Thank you. 🌻
still riding the high of dan posting regularly again. how long has it been since it started? no idea time no longer has any meaning: dan's posting again!
“it’s not worth it for the content” you brushed your teeth with nutella for content and now i still can’t eat it without feeling physically ill
danisnotinteresting content is always magnificent, but video essays are as well so like... do whatever bro. we'll be here regardless
i love getting the notif that dan has uploaded :D
Just go back to telling stories and being you! Don't try to fit in when you're born to stand out. We love you Dan and Phil!!
dan, sincerely, whatever you want to make, i will watch it. do whatever makes you feel fulfilled or whatever you feel called to do!
if this is also a call for ideas, here are a few topics that maybe will prompt something: musical theatre, shakespeare, british history as told by you, high school musical trilogy, your favorite videogame and why it's your favorite, a rundown of a philospher-you-like's philosophy thingy, aaaand that's all i got for now!
Hi Dan!
First of all, I'm so happy that you're back! I really enjoyed this video. Now, about what would make you curious and would be entertaining for us, I have a few ideas that you might (might!!) find fun-
1. Talking about TV shows/ books/ video games that changed your life, or that you just enjoy
2. Eating the favorite meals of dictators throughout history
3. Doing a tier list of famous funny/weird deaths
4. Playing a horror video game (or just a regular one) and taking a shot every time you lose
5. Making a short video with a green screen and then letting fans edit it and make funny videos of yours, then reacting to it (Jacksfilms style)
These are the ideas I've had so far, I hope you'll use some of them ^^
I was already 100% committed to the fact that I'm never gonna stoop to joining TikTok, and this video just turned it into 10000000000%
Dan just have fans submit their favorite tiktoks to you on reddit or something so you dont have to watch videos like that and it saves you from doing all the work
The whole point he’s doing it is to like the tiktoks ON tiktok so that the algorithm can do its thing
Your laughter is the best thing in the world Dan, i needed this so much.