Daniel why have you done that after I already spent a fortune buying tickets to travel to UK - now I've just bought the VIP in Poland just to invite you to a fistfight in the parking lot after the show
My friend wrote my tinder profile when we were all very drunk. It was "the last one dumped me on my birthday, the bar is pretty low." Met my husband with that profile, we're parents now. Never would have predicted that.
Couple of things: 1) Dan and Mac crossover that I wasn't prepared for 2) This is grown-up internet support group 3) Cat whiskers is how I discovered my bisexuality and no I will not be elaborating further thank you
Thinking abt how I started watching you at like age 10, and now I’m 24 and engaged still watching. I feel like I owe you child support for raising me ☠️
as an aspec, the whole concept of dating apps is simultaneously utterly horrifying and morbidly fascinating so thanks for this window into the world of allos
What if Dan brought back Internet Support Group on Dystopia Daily?? Like set up a new email n go thro some messages every month or every couple months like he used to. Those vids were always so funny.
Honestly, Dan coming back to TH-cam has been my favorite revive series ever. Fantastic work on getting going again! That shit is hard and scary to do so I truly admire your work
he made a tinder video way back when basically cracking jokes with potential dates. it got taken down because the people in the video didn’t want it up apparently.
^^ “way back when” bro i made another comment saying like “oh two years or so ago maybe” n someone came back n was like “more like six” n i went and looked and it really was like five almost six years ago ✋🏻 it does not feel like it was that long ago frrr
I am living for all of the credits in the description, I'm so happy you have an entire team of people now to help with videos! Also all the languages you have captions made in is absolutely wonderful 😍
Dan roasted people's outfits, then he had to make a video of people roasting his... the only next logical step from here is us roasting Dan's Tinder profile
every time I watch a Dan video or see anything pertaining to him and his journey it makes me so insanely happy and overcome with emotion, like we have watched him blossom in to this amazing person he is today. We we have all gone on this journey of self discovery on our own, together. How insane is that? Im tipsy and feeling sentimental rn but Im so proud of all of us fr we got this far yall damn
Dan talking about watching Mac when hes looking for opinions in the bath while im watching Dan...for the purpose of hearing opinions while im chilln in my bath
i haven't watched the video, i refuse because i honestly cannot comprehend the idea of daniel howell possibly having enough experience to give ME, a married woman, dating advice
Was at the show in Seattle. Brought someone who had no idea who Dan was up until that point, we both loved the show. Please incorporate more jumpsuits into your daily wardrobe.
Dystopia daily is usually what gets me out of bed in the morning, this particular day i happened to be already out of bed when this was uploaded- and i felt like i completed sometthing 😂
when you are a full introvert and terrified of intimacy so have never even entertained the idea of a dating app...ah, yes very relatable episode i am down with these kids
peak eat while youtube moment with dan. i love this series so much. i literally starve myself until i have time to sit down and eat when i see you posted
@@princessblazena cause most of the guys there are all the fake guys like “send me a $50 gift card and i’ll give you an allowance of $2000 and spoil you financially the $50 is just to prove to me you’re loyal” like girl… do i look THAT stupid to you??? the only place i’ve ever found luck with guys who pay is on findom twt but even then it’s hit or miss
First of all, all of your fans are hot?? Second, I think you should make one of these where those of us in relationships tell you how we met our significant other (funny stories only)
NEW TOUR DATES ADDED IN AUSTRALIA AND EUROPE COME SEE ME ON TOUR BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS danielhowell.com
YIPPIE!
impulsively bought dublin vip and now im travelling myself for the first time :)
already have seen it and will see it again in 60 days!!!
Daniel why have you done that after I already spent a fortune buying tickets to travel to UK - now I've just bought the VIP in Poland just to invite you to a fistfight in the parking lot after the show
see u in cambridge parasocial best friend
this parasocial relationship joke isn’t going to be so funny when i join your family for christmas dan
The Vlog about some randomer joining his christmas dinner will be very on brand, except for the actual posting bit.
LMFAO
Exactly. It will also super not be funny when dan checks under his bed.
HAHAHAHAHH I'm coming with
This is an incredibly underrated comment.
I’m glad I can add entertainment to your bathing experience
EXCLUSIVELY in the bath
Splish splosh
Omgg mac 🥹
kings supporting kings (in the tub) we love to see it
PLEASE collab
The fact that all these people prob drew cat whiskers on their faces in middle school, what a time to be bullied relentlessly 🗿
I did this way too much and should have been bullied. people let that slide when they shouldn't have.
Stop😭
You didnt have to call me out like this🧍🏻
They were all 19-23 they have no idea about the cat whiskers-era
@@RioRav lol some ppl were fans in middle school (im turning 21 but i got into dnp when i was 13)
dan yelling ENHANCE and then putting his face against the screen made me wheeze
I appreciated the camera angles
The way he pronounced ciabatta had me literally howling 😂
I rewound and watched it again 😂🤣💗
@@bbbelieveit howelling
Cheesus christ
"terrifying bisexual let loose into society" is gonna be my new tinder bio
10/10 approved
If I wasn't engaged and I got on tinder, same
LOL I read this exactly as he was saying it 😆
you shaped us as a community be proud of what you've created
Are you sure there's much to be proud of
saw dan in santa barbara and he called me a “cold slutty goth” which tbh, completed me as a human being
the highest praise
1:22 I love how Dan assumes everyone on dating apps is looking for a soulmate that’s so sweet
He also assumes ppl actually read profiles before swiping, adorable.
that was his experience onlike circa 2009 and its clouded his vision 😔🫡
is this the closest we’ll ever get to a dan and macdoesit collab??
Probably tbh
@@mewmew6158 that’s sad. i saw sumn ab anthony collabing with dan tho 🤪 so hoping dan filmed some collabs with other ppl while in the states on tour 🤧
WE NEED THE COLLAB
I think they had one but it was when they were both closeted so it's just 'I swear I'm nothing but straight!'
@@brie can u imagine, dan would set off an existential crisis in mac and mac would release dans inner crazy fool itd be so beautiful
MacDoesIt and Dan doing a video together would be a dream come true but also pure fuxking chaos
We need a story time of how he got banned from tinder
@@BlazeDupree1525 probably tinder thinking he was impersonating. Otherwise just regular old Mac going wild lll
My friend wrote my tinder profile when we were all very drunk. It was "the last one dumped me on my birthday, the bar is pretty low." Met my husband with that profile, we're parents now. Never would have predicted that.
Well congrats 🎊
Started watching around 12 and I’m 21 now, married with 2 children😂
I saw Dan's show in Oakland and I gotta be honest, every time he went up or down those stairs I felt a bit of terror that he was going to fall down
every show comes with the possibility of a live death how exciting!!!!!
That’s just part of the show
@@danielhowell why does this remind me of a certain robot from Undertale...
Couple of things:
1) Dan and Mac crossover that I wasn't prepared for
2) This is grown-up internet support group
3) Cat whiskers is how I discovered my bisexuality and no I will not be elaborating further thank you
plot twist: dan is actually john and the 'daniel howell' persona is just something he created as a thought experiment lol
fr daniel howell is way to weird to be real john is much more believable
@@danielhowell GASP i knew it!
@@danielhowellyou spelt too wrong
@@Debuttvdon't tell him, you'll kill what little spirit he has left
As someone with a dead dad who has made similar jokes, I nearly died of laughter 😂😂
Just like your dad
that's me 😭
Is that how he went too
I should not have said thaattttttt I'm sorry
@@BlueDragon-vm1bt as someone with a dead mom, I thought it was a funny response. You've got nothing to be sorry about
I saw my ex once on tinder. Their bio was them bluntly describing all their genuine red flags to a tee in a factual way.
Thinking abt how I started watching you at like age 10, and now I’m 24 and engaged still watching. I feel like I owe you child support for raising me ☠️
Loool
i didn’t think we would ever get a stephosims/daniel howell collab but this is the best way it could have gone
YES!! i was almost jumpscared by her like "what are you doing here:
love to see it !
+
I’m convinced that Dan doesn’t age because he’s managed to remain constantly relatable throughout the years
or maybe we're all aging at the same rate
STEPHOSIMS????
not the crossover we wanted, but the crossover we deserve
as an aspec, the whole concept of dating apps is simultaneously utterly horrifying and morbidly fascinating so thanks for this window into the world of allos
Same
The fact that Dan is posting regularly still is new to me I get excited every time
If I had a Tinder profile it would literally be: wants sex but also wants to be left tf alone…you have to know when to do what.”
I still can’t believe we are getting so much new content
Petition for Dan to make a dystopian daily dating app.
omg
incredible
never shutting about about luigi has new context now
i avoid getting rejected by people by simply distancing myself from everybody, eliminating all possibility of finding a soulmate 😎
It feels like I'm looking at a mirror
No relationship = no pain
The thing with soulmates is that they'll find you anyway
@@Charky_Creations Don't give them hope they'll just end up disappointed.
So true
dan uploading will always be the highlight of the day
Ikr
me too fr
I know - uploads are so frequent now they SEEM daily.
BAHAHA THAT'S ME AND MY PARTNER AT 11:43!! Thank you so much for including us and our cursed child
What if Dan brought back Internet Support Group on Dystopia Daily?? Like set up a new email n go thro some messages every month or every couple months like he used to. Those vids were always so funny.
I’m glad your audience didn’t let you down! Honestly you attract a lot of very cool people! 😊
Honestly, Dan coming back to TH-cam has been my favorite revive series ever. Fantastic work on getting going again! That shit is hard and scary to do so I truly admire your work
the way hes mainly roasting people with the same energy as himself
funniest part of the video was dan saying "ENHANCE" and then putting his entire eyeball against the screen instead of like. zooming in
can i just say the theme tune for dystopia daily is the perfect mix of edgy angst and actual musical greatness, thank you
hoping this video stays up longer than your last tinder video (real ones know)
EXPLAIN
he made a tinder video way back when basically cracking jokes with potential dates. it got taken down because the people in the video didn’t want it up apparently.
^^ “way back when” bro i made another comment saying like “oh two years or so ago maybe” n someone came back n was like “more like six” n i went and looked and it really was like five almost six years ago ✋🏻 it does not feel like it was that long ago frrr
with the wooden hamster thing ?
@@ry5551 no, I’m pretty sure that was a Phil video with Dan in it! This was a Dan specific video
seeing Mac reply to this brought me so much joy (esp hearing Dan watches his videos). love when my fave ytbers interact even if it's for a second
I love cats, can't drive, and am possibly addicted to cake. I'm still holding out hope, lol.
I am living for all of the credits in the description, I'm so happy you have an entire team of people now to help with videos! Also all the languages you have captions made in is absolutely wonderful 😍
i love the PJ worked on it to!! like his friends supporting him
Dan roasted people's outfits, then he had to make a video of people roasting his... the only next logical step from here is us roasting Dan's Tinder profile
I'm the person with the Shrek photo and it got me on many disappointing dates!!!
As a person with a recently passed mom … I’m angry she hung out with you for such a significant amount of time without me. 9:20
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the mitering of the stripes on the shoulders of Dan’s sweater?
"I know you. I love you. We are friends." Leave me alone.
every time I watch a Dan video or see anything pertaining to him and his journey it makes me so insanely happy and overcome with emotion, like we have watched him blossom in to this amazing person he is today. We we have all gone on this journey of self discovery on our own, together. How insane is that? Im tipsy and feeling sentimental rn but Im so proud of all of us fr we got this far yall damn
the areola grande costume deserves an award
Honestly, was so mad when I went to see the tour, feeling cute, and then everyone looked like this. Immediately put in my place.
Dan talking about watching Mac when hes looking for opinions in the bath while im watching Dan...for the purpose of hearing opinions while im chilln in my bath
Bath-ception
i got banned on tinder because i used it solely to promote my youtube channel and had zero interest whatsoever in “”making a connection””
I didn’t expect my profile to actually be in it 😭😭😭 I haven’t been on my bumble account in like three months
Anyways, stream ‘Side Effect’ by FKA Rayne lmao
Oh this is gonna get mean and weirdly personal
Edit:
Me: *kins Luigi*
Dan: big bottom energy
Me: *surprised pikachu face in bottom*
It will indeed
Here comes Dan with his aggressively wholesome “roasting” again!! He keeps using that word….I don’t think it means what he thinks it means 😂
I love the way that dan is too respectful here to actually roast anyone. all of the roasts are just thinly veiled compliments
having dan uploading regularly is such a blessing
i love dystopia daily, i dont care if its "too niche" its wonderful content. thank you Daniel
Dan being jealous of a guy who’s name is almost puke is hilarious to me, not to roast my main man Puk.
i haven't watched the video, i refuse because i honestly cannot comprehend the idea of daniel howell possibly having enough experience to give ME, a married woman, dating advice
dan and his aggressive praise never gets old
0:48 why do I love this little jingle sm
this made me think of Would You Date THE REAL Dan, gone but never forgotten
Was at the show in Seattle. Brought someone who had no idea who Dan was up until that point, we both loved the show. Please incorporate more jumpsuits into your daily wardrobe.
thx for helping me through my depression dan Xx
Dystopia daily is usually what gets me out of bed in the morning, this particular day i happened to be already out of bed when this was uploaded- and i felt like i completed sometthing 😂
The dad coffin bio was so horrible I laughed
Dan single handedly curing my depression one dystopia daily episode an the time
12:58 the way these are definitely being released in a different order then they were filmed in.
This fandom has the best energy honestly
Dan stares at a computer screen in horror as thousands of vocies whisper ominously:
*we aaaaare what you maaaade usssssssssssss.......*
when you are a full introvert and terrified of intimacy so have never even entertained the idea of a dating app...ah, yes very relatable episode i am down with these kids
peak eat while youtube moment with dan. i love this series so much. i literally starve myself until i have time to sit down and eat when i see you posted
Thank you for filling the void in my heart and continuing our beautiful parasocial relationship for another week father ❤
6:55 Damn Danielllll! Back at it again w the homewrecking!
i’m still in denial about dan uploading consistently
8:00 yes.
update: the amount of serotonin this gives me could potentially cure me
Daniel putting his face close to the screen to count cheese slides on the ciabatta sandwich is a whole mood ✨
I love that Daniel Howell watches Mac Does It this is the best information I’ve ever been given
I'm going to put on my profile "Dan Howell woul SWIPE" and if this doesn't get me a damn date...
Snorted fried rice out my nose at "Areola Grande" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wish tinder never kicked me off it’s platform for tryna make a bag (was searching for a sugar daddy) 👋🏻😔
LMAO
@@bornwithhorns literally got the email i’d been banned within 30 minutes fr 😭
Why wouldn't you use one of the Sugar Daddy dating sites? They're specifically for Sugar Daddy finding, so you won't get banned there 🤔😉
@@princessblazena cause most of the guys there are all the fake guys like “send me a $50 gift card and i’ll give you an allowance of $2000 and spoil you financially the $50 is just to prove to me you’re loyal” like girl… do i look THAT stupid to you??? the only place i’ve ever found luck with guys who pay is on findom twt but even then it’s hit or miss
the clickbaiting for school help is so real
these mascots never fail to surprise me
happy to see that I'm not the only one who has managed to get banned from tinder.. they simply could not handle me
STEPH !!!! THATS MY WIFE !!!
🤝 (our wife) 🛠🐇
seeing steph0sims in the vid was the accidental collab i never expected
I'm so glad Dan uploaded when he did cos I was about to cry for a really crappy reason T o T
the real Steph0sims????? BRUH can't believe no one recognized this icon.
I’ve never been so glad that I didn’t submit my profile to a video!
Thank you for giving me a reason to crawl out of my hole of depression.
I’ve never been this early before! Yay!!!!!! I now get to watch the Roast Master, Dan Howell, roast those Tinder profiles!
I'm dead dad person, glad it finally paid off :)
Thought THE TH-cam algorithm had betrayed me, then I realised, nope Dan just hasn't posted in a month lol
This was a great video to watch while stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire in Canadian winter
Watching your videos procrastinating a final essay for college. Somehow I feel motivated, thanks Dan
7:14 these jumpcuts sent me 😂😂
episode 4 of dystopia daily my beloved i will wait for you
I’m not emotionally stable enough to have Dan posting this much
learn to be stable or he'll crawl back in his hole and leave us again
@@Alex-gn5py that’s what all the therapy is for
the dan howell stephosims crossover is not what i was expecting today but i am not mad about it
First of all, all of your fans are hot?? Second, I think you should make one of these where those of us in relationships tell you how we met our significant other (funny stories only)
I adore this pattern of a person guest then an animal guess! Can’t wait to see who is next and what creature is next!