Making the Strongest JoJo Team

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  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

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    • @kidnamedfinger8060
      @kidnamedfinger8060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :)

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You ever gonna make a pokemon video.

    • @raceemrobinson2578
      @raceemrobinson2578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey man I love your videos and I'm such a big fan I can't wait to watch more yourself along the way and can I have a heart please

    • @speedygenix5299
      @speedygenix5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does giorono get requiem or...?

    • @idiotnyehhehheheh5587
      @idiotnyehhehheheh5587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if i want a vpn i'm getting a free one

  • @mayankanand6733
    @mayankanand6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7348

    Kakyoin and Dire are enough, because "No one can deflect the emerald splash" and "No fighter has escaped the thunder cross split attack"

    • @iamoffendedand8023
      @iamoffendedand8023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      DIO be like: Observe

    • @LeftCaptain
      @LeftCaptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      O h s o I t s t h e s a m e s t a n d a s s t a r p l a t i n u m

    • @Ed4n
      @Ed4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Next thing u know: “ NO ONE HAS DEFLECT THE THUNDER CROSS SPLASH ATTACK!”

    • @jsaslayerepicgamer2007
      @jsaslayerepicgamer2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Muda

    • @thecoolguy4775
      @thecoolguy4775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *understandable. Have a nice day

  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    Oh yeah that’s Giorno with no GER
    Good luck

    • @mayankanand6733
      @mayankanand6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      don't worry guys it's GER but Kaleb didn't reach the truth

    • @overlord3083
      @overlord3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      imma just watch whole vid before deciding, coz idk part 7 and 8 might not be allowed

    • @GDoubleFlat
      @GDoubleFlat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      ...
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      ...
      What?
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      GER: Lol get rekt kid

    • @unclearexpert9279
      @unclearexpert9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is alternate universe allowed?

    • @unclearexpert9279
      @unclearexpert9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because I know what two people I will use if so.

  • @sonictennyson2201
    @sonictennyson2201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Josuke and Survivor:
    Survivor can make someone insult Josuke’s hair and multiply that rage.

    • @filipaleksiekczuk3712
      @filipaleksiekczuk3712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Josuke+Echoles 1
      It's not battle of well-built teams
      It's about order of who first will become shoehorn or some shit

    • @abellee4284
      @abellee4284 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well i mean it is smart

    • @Gorartsy
      @Gorartsy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 sons of dio part 6 of jojo the bring drawings to life

    • @AlvinYu-zc1hv
      @AlvinYu-zc1hv ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s true

    • @westernstinkpig2143
      @westernstinkpig2143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gorartsy tf?

  • @Raven_Redacted
    @Raven_Redacted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Rohan is basically mandatory for any real combination since he can do just about anything. Imagine if you can, the ultimate power, the strongest thing known to man:
    dire over heaven

    • @izzo1036
      @izzo1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      oh god. Nobody has escaped the thunder cross split attack
      OVER HEAVEN

    • @Jake-do7th
      @Jake-do7th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine. Just for a moment. A speedwagon, even more perfect than the one we have. With rohan that is possible

    • @Franzinho_0802
      @Franzinho_0802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Ultimate Life Form

    • @science_bear
      @science_bear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not when whitesnake yanks Rohan’s stand disk.

    • @therealspider843
      @therealspider843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      diver down under heaven

  • @Hutchous
    @Hutchous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    14 Speedwagons. Doesn’t sound original but: Speedwagon will narrate how and when you will die. At this point, we have a team that knows the end of the universe itself. Thanks Valentine.

    • @ungodlyaura
      @ungodlyaura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      fuck, i commented "15 speedwagons, i win" and looked down at your comment... so i deleted mine

    • @spazzey0
      @spazzey0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ungodlyaura 36 speedwagons

    • @calzonel8642
      @calzonel8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Let me add my 14 speedwagon to create the mecha ultimate wagon lifeform

    • @eeef.2105
      @eeef.2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      10 French speaking speedwagons and 1 Rohan

    • @spazzey0
      @spazzey0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eeef.2105 funnily enough stroheim spells "speedwagon" in a French accent.

  • @JoshuaDiaz
    @JoshuaDiaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Rohan and Speedwagon.
    Rohan writes, "Speedwagon cannot lose a fight no matter what". Speedwagon carries the entire team.

    • @fallout_fanboy8824
      @fallout_fanboy8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Alter the speed wagon calls in a Atomic bomb and bombed the enemy team With all of the money in the world

    • @Spark____
      @Spark____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Speed wagon can summon a very fast wagon to run over his opponents whenever he wants even in stopped time & skipped time"

    • @crystal_shine-w6f
      @crystal_shine-w6f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      bro rohan cant write on speedwagon what he can already do

    • @cynicalchemist8477
      @cynicalchemist8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He'd just open him up to write it and be like "It's already written down".

    • @fatetheanimator9580
      @fatetheanimator9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      speed wagon can no longer shout randomly

  • @alaes3570
    @alaes3570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    6:25 rohans most menacing use of heavens door was literally sending cheap trick to hell.
    Also that time he ate a spider was pretty menacing

    • @moley249
      @moley249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      rohan can write going to hell and dead on anyone and send them to hell and he also can do that in under a second with his pure speed

    • @youhaveayds8975
      @youhaveayds8975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he walk Cheap Trick into the alley and get him to look back? When did he use Heavens door?

    • @alaes3570
      @alaes3570 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@youhaveayds8975 he does it as cheap trick gets caught by the hands

    • @lu3829
      @lu3829 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro didn't even know if hell actually existed, he just wrote in hell existing just to send cheap trick there

    • @movingstone4910
      @movingstone4910 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lu3829 Rohan created Hell itself just to send Cheap Trick there

  • @DedicatedCaffeineUser
    @DedicatedCaffeineUser ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Speedwagon speaking French is too op. It’d make him even more irresistible and thus nobody would stand in his way.

  • @eduardorios2379
    @eduardorios2379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    Ez, just take Rohan and make him write "Can now interact with stands" on Johnathan and let Speedwagon narrate in french how Johnathan ripped Star Platinum in half.

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Give him a stand!

    • @vergilsmotivation5126
      @vergilsmotivation5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Jonathan ripped his ghost in half. Ah yes

    • @thederpyhenchmen2946
      @thederpyhenchmen2946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Johnathan is not even close to as strong to as Star platinum. He legit lifted a road roller with a a broken arm, pelvis and back

    • @diarmuidallen5899
      @diarmuidallen5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@thederpyhenchmen2946 untrained vampires can drop buildings with a single blow as seen on part 1 Jonatnan beats like 5 most of which are implied to be stronger than average

    • @myhoatran4696
      @myhoatran4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@diarmuidallen5899 *part 3 ova intensifies*

  • @nathan...8057
    @nathan...8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Jotaro stops time, Rohan writes something which makes Rohan move in stopped time then writes on the enemy. Kakyoin covers long range and speed wagon speaks French. Perfect team

    • @thatdiavologuy3568
      @thatdiavologuy3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rohan/heavens door can’t write on himself

    • @motivatedman4630
      @motivatedman4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thatdiavologuy3568 he can
      He did it in OVAs

    • @neonix761
      @neonix761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@thatdiavologuy3568 he can write "if jotaro stops time, rohan, the mangaka, can move in it" ot something

    • @kalo_vera
      @kalo_vera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thatdiavologuy3568 He did in Rohan at the Louvre
      Tho it may or may not be canon so who knows

    • @thatdiavologuy3568
      @thatdiavologuy3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@motivatedman4630 Then why would Rohan ever need to work out, he could just write on himself “Rohan Kisibe is always fit and in peak physical condition.”

  • @Scottofspades3102
    @Scottofspades3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    3 words, 1 team. "The 14 Speedwagon's." Lemme explain, they could beat any team by just throwing 300 million hats, if that were to somehow fail they would resort to their fists and beat them to death.
    PS: Add senator phillips to the list.

    • @lilymatthosinhos2086
      @lilymatthosinhos2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought of a similar team
      Okuyasu with a stand arrow and 10 speedwagons

    • @ultrio325
      @ultrio325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speedwagon in the death loop

    • @lilymatthosinhos2086
      @lilymatthosinhos2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultrio325 hah,you dare stand against the mighty SPEEDWAGON?FOOL

    • @lilymatthosinhos2086
      @lilymatthosinhos2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultrio325 (this was a joke sorry)

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rohan and 10 Speedwagons

  • @xcommander4668
    @xcommander4668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I would choose Speedwagon because they opposing team would automatically forfeit due to not wanting to hurt someone so precious

  • @myhoatran4696
    @myhoatran4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Kaleb: pick any characters!
    The community: *14 speed wagons*

    • @breakerbrothers8036
      @breakerbrothers8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      1 Rohan and 10 speedwagons to give all the speed wagons GER with time stop and time skip
      Edit: actually do what I said above but also give them the ability to multiply
      Edit act II: Do everything I said above but make it so they know hamon, spin and give them tusk act 4 aswell I guess

    • @myhoatran4696
      @myhoatran4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@breakerbrothers8036 korega speed wagon da

    • @toaster54
      @toaster54 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    • @therealpepsicat
      @therealpepsicat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 speed wagons with multiplying but they need to come closer

  • @josephsb-job9740
    @josephsb-job9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Me: *makes a team out of JoJo dogs*
    Araki: so you have chosen, death.

    • @CyanKnight96
      @CyanKnight96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I take Danny, Iggy, and Secco against Dio, Vanilla Ice, and Bruno all day

    • @kerai7711
      @kerai7711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CyanKnight96 they die instantly lmao

    • @dioisamazing9523
      @dioisamazing9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CyanKnight96 lmao not secco

    • @senatorwilsonphillips8724
      @senatorwilsonphillips8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CyanKnight96 don't forget the best Jodog, Slow Dancer

    • @commentcop4503
      @commentcop4503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't laugh

  • @AdolfPotter
    @AdolfPotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Rohan, Okuyasu, Jonathan, and 3 Speedwagons.
    Rohan makes Okuyasu smart and the 3 Speedwagons stand back and enjoy life with Jonathan.
    Also, Rohan makes the Speedwagons invincible and young forever. Same thing for Jonathan.

  • @ProjektTaku
    @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    giorno and josuke would be crazy powerful. Giorno could negate josukes weakness of not healing himself, and josuke could keep rewinding giorno. Also then you have the strength of crazy diamond and golden experience.

    • @tooru6177
      @tooru6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats not how GER works

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tooru6177 yeah, but regular GE (and GER) can heal people (but slower than crazy diamond) so GE could heal josuke (which is like, his one of his 2 limitations on crazy diamond)

    • @tooru6177
      @tooru6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ProjektTaku ok that makes more sense

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tooru6177 yeah. Although if GER was included, then this would be a no brainer.

    • @dustingaethje1332
      @dustingaethje1332 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tooru6177 If Giorno has GER, than not taking him is dumb af. I don't think this list includes Giorno with GER, since nobody can actually beat him except for another GER (which makes this whole situation boring af tbh).

  • @LamerGuy
    @LamerGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    jotaro,jonathan,and giorno so they can beatdown everyone into their atoms,
    and there's one point left so speedwagon can narrate every single punch they do

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PERFECT

    • @djratchet4552
      @djratchet4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A combo of The "ORA ORA ORA!" "MUDA MUDA MUDA!" and "The Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!" No one can just block the "Trio Beat Down!" Cool team btw.

    • @Astolfoorbridget
      @Astolfoorbridget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very nice team Giorno could heal and return to zero so thats noce

    • @LamerGuy
      @LamerGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Astolfoorbridget no requiem but we have ts,healer,and a bit of range(zoom punch hamon)

    • @Bedburrito
      @Bedburrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      josuke heal go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @valwark
    @valwark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    I only need 9 points, Jotaro and Rohan.
    Rohan can just write "Jotaro can stop time freely" on Jotaro or something.

    • @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062
      @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      “Jotaro can stop time for as long as they want and can choose who moves in the ts”

    • @Kamisokei
      @Kamisokei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      sadly not possible rohan cant write things too unbeleivable

    • @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062
      @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@Kamisokei Then he better start believing 🙏

    • @Kamisokei
      @Kamisokei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 damn true

    • @valwark
      @valwark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 man checkmated him in one move

  • @globbo2225
    @globbo2225 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    A stand user literally no one talks about in team fights is illuso. With man in the mirror illuso can take his teammate and the enemies into the mirror world. The catch though is that illuso only takes his teammates stand into the mirror world. Boom, now your teammate with a stand, just gets to fight people who got stripped of their stands. The best part though is that Illuso doesn’t have to go into the mirror world himself, so the enemies can’t kill him to escape. Definitely the best team stand outside of heavens door because heavens door is beyond busted.

  • @KingOfVermin
    @KingOfVermin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’d go with Speedwagon for his good vibes, Jotaro because that’s the boy, Giorno because he has a dream ( and two 5’s to make up for and carry speedwagon ) and my last would be young Joseph because all things considered, I think it’s safe to say that he can hang regardless of the opponent, AND get away with the dub. He’s a menace frfr.
    Speedwagon and Joseph deserve to take a dub together, and while Speedwagon lacks in strength, he makes up by being incredibly based, an amazing presence to have on the team for the morale I think, plus, he kinda has hands, to some extent. Joseph handled Kars, come on now. Hamon?!?! That s*it was COLD dawg, Joseph had hands like nobody else did, he was fr just built different. Aside from being an adept at hamon and martial arts tho, he can run away better than any other Joestar, which is an asset of its own. Giorno is OP not only with Requiem, but also with Golden Experience, his abilities would really complement the others’, and make up for their lack of range considerably with great defenses, area control, and the life-giving ability, that, and Life Shot Jotaro would be OP, because unlike Bucciarati, he would be able to keep up with the enhanced senses thanks to his experience in stopped time, and just be able to walk through anything or anyone. Besides, he can also heal which is pretty broken, and that damage reflection might come in handy depending on who the opponents are. And last but Jotaro has what may just be the strongest and fastest stand, physically, which is capable of stopping time for up to 5 seconds, so he can not only support offensively, but defensively, as well as spearhead the attack himself, making him super useful in this setting as well as any other. Jotaro is, quite simply, built different. He doesn’t need to rewind time, or create death loops, Jotaro just punches all of his problems away and it’s only failed him a single time throughout his life. And that’s my team! Unsure about yours yet, but they’d probably whoop them

    • @greasemunkeyyy
      @greasemunkeyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree but I just would replace Joseph with Jonathan because hes a big man

    • @JoJoshia
      @JoJoshia ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man this team was so close to perfection but you did get it half right. Speedwagon, Joseph, old joseph, older Joseph and 7 more speedwagons is the correct team

  • @shuumatsunojoshua
    @shuumatsunojoshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Making the strongest Jojo team is easy. All you need is Speedwagon, Coco Jumbo and Pocoloco

  • @milesnbigs1239
    @milesnbigs1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Strongest duo: Speedwagon and Rohan, Rohan writes "Speedwagons hat is a Machine Gun."

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Young Joseph counters with his signature Tommy Gun Overdrive.

    • @generalkenobi1948
      @generalkenobi1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am stohiem 2,0

    • @mishaweaponsguy484
      @mishaweaponsguy484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rohan writes duplicates every second and every SPEEDWAGON near SPEEDWAGON gets 10 times buff being stronger than ger lop

    • @sh4d0wst3ps6
      @sh4d0wst3ps6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph: “HEY IM SUPOSSED TO DO THAT!

    • @raph3699
      @raph3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll take 14 speedwagons

  • @suzanneeddings6706
    @suzanneeddings6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The best team
    1: Heaven's door; Can make his team stronger
    2: Emperor; Can shoot from long range and controls bullets and CAN INFINITELY SHOOT CONTROLED BULLETS
    3: Greatful Dead; Can make the enemies old and defensless
    4: The Hand; Heaven's Door can make his smart
    5: Star Platinum; ZA WARLDO!
    There you go

    • @hi.209
      @hi.209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      grateful dead will screw things up. it can also affect allies, and the user of it.

    • @iliketosaytruecomments3326
      @iliketosaytruecomments3326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cough cough heavens door cough cough

    • @dustingaethje1332
      @dustingaethje1332 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, if we're talking ANY characters in a matchup, just take La Squadra.
      Illuso can put his team in a mirror. Then, Pesci and Proscuitto send their ranged attacks outside, which Illuso allows, but Illuso does not allow any additional living people or stands inside.
      And even if the team starts aging on the inside, White Album can just cool them off to prevent any negative effects, while everyone outside the mirror is getting aged.
      On top of that, Little Feet can shrink a bunch of mirrors, shrink some ice to carry on himself, then shrink it's user and silently set up mirrors anywhere they need them.
      Literarly an unbeatable team, since nobody can get to Illuso, Pesci, Ghiaccio or Pruscitto because Illuso won't let anyone into the mirror dimension except for his team.

    • @iliketosaytruecomments3326
      @iliketosaytruecomments3326 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dustingaethje1332 smart

  • @joshuab3918
    @joshuab3918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A year later and no follow-up, but here's my team comp:
    Mista: for three points, we get a ranged stand user perfect for exploiting Jotaro's weakness. We often see that time stop doesn't lasts long enough for Jotaro to do everything he wants, and he clearly can't just spam that ability. Mista can fire a barrage of bullets that can target Jotaro's teammates from a variety of inconvenient angles, to the point where he won't be able to intercept every single one during every time stop. As a result, Jotaro's allies are in serious danger, especially ones without good defensive stands. +3
    Ceasar is similarly strong in the sense that he can create a minefield of bubbles that will be highly difficult for Jotaro to pass through. Not as deadly as some bullets, but it provides fantastic cover that will make it hard for Star Platinum to ora through during any given time stop. These bubbles are also a solid counter against Okuyasu, as the empty space created by the Hand creates a vacuum that brings more bubbles to replace the empty space he created. +2
    Add Narancia for 4 points and we have a true bullet hell. His stand is out-of-reach for many opponents on this list and will be doing the most damage overall. +4
    Josuke is my final pick. He not only acts as a healer against unexpected damage, but can "fix" opponents by fusing them with nearby objects. He wins if he lands a hit. +5
    The purpose of this team is to combat meta threats like Jotaro and Rohan. Rohan is strong, but I don't think his ability to give buffs is quite as powerful as you give him credit for. He never gives people abilities they couldn't naturally obtain, and he never makes anyone's stands "stronger". He's still really strong, I'm just not convinced he can give Polareff Time Stop or make it so Jotaro's Time Stop is infinite.
    Kakyoin feels like a really strong counterpick against my team, as Hierophant Green's projectiles just feel a lot stronger and can probably break through the bubbles pretty easily. Hierophant Green can also go underneath the bullet hell pretty easily. Fortunately, Kakyoin isn't gonna be used too much in a meta where someone has Time Stop and can break his stand in several places. It's the Dio fight all over again.

  • @migaslz8444
    @migaslz8444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Dude its so easy: just make rohan write: "iq raises to 300" on Okuyasu and just watch

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ahh no really, Joseph easily outsmarted ultimate Kars whp have 400iq. And don't forget that Okayaso hand is slow, punching stand like CD or SP would still win.

    • @Orion_44
      @Orion_44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@w_ldan lol Joseph didn't outsmart him, he was just lucky

    • @BVORTH
      @BVORTH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Orion_44 exactly, it was all luck that he pulled up the aja stone.

    • @The-472
      @The-472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should also write "Okuyasu's stand is The Hand Requiem"

    • @NXE212
      @NXE212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@w_ldan Then give Okayaso 500 iq

  • @max782_
    @max782_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Giorno and Rohan, he just has to write "Does have GER"

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But they wouldn’t know of GER

    • @max782_
      @max782_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ElMango14 yea just write hes really goddam stromg

    • @melonboi927
      @melonboi927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ElMango14 yes he would he just has to read giorno with heavens door

    • @dap534
      @dap534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ElMango14 if you think that way this whole thing would be impossible

    • @dap534
      @dap534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (it is)

  • @mr.francho1624
    @mr.francho1624 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14 Speedwagons, with all the money they have you could hire everybody in this list or an entire army of people

  • @oscarmichel8893
    @oscarmichel8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody gangsta till Rohan write "the stand is human sized" on Keicho Nijimura

  • @bevsale4557
    @bevsale4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Jotaro and Rohan: Rohan can just write in jotaro “has plot armour again”

    • @kakashimotooo
      @kakashimotooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U still have 4 points

    • @bevsale4557
      @bevsale4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kakashimotooo all I need to win is for jotaro to have plot armour again

    • @unprime_laugh
      @unprime_laugh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bevsale4557 or, listen here, or you can also have +4 speedwagons that with this rohan, can also speek french

    • @thisnameistaken2364
      @thisnameistaken2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Use a bit of Narancia

    • @bevsale4557
      @bevsale4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unprime_laugh the speedwagons are collectively able to speak all languages

  • @faris1749
    @faris1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Only rohan and he just writes on his enemies "this statement is false" which will cause a singularity and instantly destroy his enemies

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Heaven's door, divide by zero!

    • @thisnameistaken2364
      @thisnameistaken2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just add kakyion and you’ll be all set

    • @mariocruno3772
      @mariocruno3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You wrote a bug on a persons being

    • @morbiusdvd
      @morbiusdvd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thisnameistaken2364 speed wagon more op

    • @carlthesanellama3633
      @carlthesanellama3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happens if he writes
      “When the impostor is S U S”

  • @that_elliott
    @that_elliott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    okuyasu cuts people in half, giorno does his wierd GER powers, rohan makes everyone invincible, and speedwagon gets a stand from rohan that can just beat people up but really well

  • @ulegum9070
    @ulegum9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prosciutto + Avdol + "the bird that fought Iggy"
    Prosciutto and Avdol turning everyone old, and "that bird" supplying them with ice

  • @lukeladin
    @lukeladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I call my strategy "14 Speed Wagons", it is unbeatable.
    just think about it: 14 of those hats flying in the arena, they are all using hammers, but maybe u can switch one Speedwagon by Rohan I guess

    • @metalapplesus
      @metalapplesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sacrifice four speedwagons and just have 10 and a Rohan that made all the hats basically The Emperor but better in every way

    • @c0ld_soul224
      @c0ld_soul224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could just imagine a bunch of Speedwagons narrating the battle lmao

  • @Snowguy-qs6pw
    @Snowguy-qs6pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    rohan can just write “deceased” on his enemies

    • @_moonlightmelody_
      @_moonlightmelody_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      or just can write something so they will be allies for them

    • @coatrak1357
      @coatrak1357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Josuke literally bypassed it by not seeing it. And I'm sure people using time stop/time erase dont get affected. Also and remote or fast stand slaps rohan

    • @toolucky7092
      @toolucky7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@coatrak1357 he grew so he doesn't have to use the manga anymore

    • @Reallifepaintbeast
      @Reallifepaintbeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      there are much quicker people than rohan, and could easily outmatch him with speed before he could do that, but rohan could still prove very useful.

    • @coatrak1357
      @coatrak1357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Reallifepaintbeast exactly

  • @mattsmocs3281
    @mattsmocs3281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Giorno, Rohan, Joseph (young), Speedwagon. Rohan just buffs everyone. So he gives Giorno the ability to use GER any time, gets REO and JOJO the stands. Turns out Speedwagon has the most op stand. And also joseph can use the redstone at full power at anytime and has top Teir hamon. But non of that matters mainly because Robert has already defeated everyone on enemy team. The other 2 got gifts and Rohan got the information necessary to write JoJo’s bizarre adventures thus becoming Araki himself.

  • @fenrisredacted2870
    @fenrisredacted2870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I only need Rohan. He can write "ultimate lifeform with all stands"

  • @mmsoup1882
    @mmsoup1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Bruh I can make a team that would defeat all those teams with only 9 points. Just get okuyasu and giorno. Use GE to craft a brain for okuyasu and sit down with a bag of popcorns while okuyasu destroys everyone

    • @theonewhoknockd
      @theonewhoknockd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No ger

    • @cathedral1375
      @cathedral1375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yikes, true tho

    • @velk-66791
      @velk-66791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@theonewhoknockd there's a little difference between ge and ger

    • @doglover1803
      @doglover1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just use rohan idk how to spell his name

    • @sourcreamnonion765
      @sourcreamnonion765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn fax tho

  • @dark_matter869
    @dark_matter869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Honestly I think a really good duo would be Mariah and Risotto. Risotto manipulates the iron to create deadly weapons and Mariah magnetizes them to the enemy team, while also attracting the enemies to each other, not only immobilizing them but also making them completely vulnerable. While some team members can react against this, it'd be hard to do much after Risotto doing his thing.

    • @GoobusBoobus99
      @GoobusBoobus99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Underrated combo

    • @bazingabazingaMB
      @bazingabazingaMB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The only issue I can see with this loadout is that, for Bastet to work, the opponent would have to touch it first. Other than that, a solid team comp using two of my favorite JoJo antagonists.

    • @thornet6925
      @thornet6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is good but trish nullifies the strategy

    • @A-1412
      @A-1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hell, Risotto can manipulate the iron in Mariah's blood to turn her invisible just like how he did to himself. And Mariah's magnetism gets stronger the closer she is to the target.

    • @thornet6925
      @thornet6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@A-1412 that’s actually a really good point; risotto is a really good team player

  • @hank3_083
    @hank3_083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GOLDEN EXPERIANCE: Typical healer
    THE HAND: make targets come closer to magicians red's effective area
    SEX PISTOLS: spam all the bullets on catched target
    HERMIT PURPLE : catch the enemy

  • @markelcarter9674
    @markelcarter9674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best Jojo character Duo would be Giorno and Vanilla ice, Giorno stops the enemy from attacking, and Vanilla Ice takes them out, flawless duo

  • @williamlee9615
    @williamlee9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Rohan + speed wagon. Rohan writes in “can stop time infinitely by himself” then he walks around and shanks everyone

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maybe with his old hat? (since speedwagon didn't really have a knife at his possesion at all times, unlike his many hats)

  • @quantum9845
    @quantum9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I love how Rohan is in everyone's teams.

    • @Spark____
      @Spark____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1:Jonathan
      2:Lisa Lisa
      3:part 2 Joseph
      4:Cesar
      You (lack of a) stand corrected

    • @Joe-uz7vd
      @Joe-uz7vd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Spark____ 1 timestop and they all done

    • @larsmuller97
      @larsmuller97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's cuz he is the most op
      Honestly he should have been 10 points

    • @Joe-uz7vd
      @Joe-uz7vd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@larsmuller97 tbf only his stand is op. Rohans personality balances is it out.

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Joe-uz7vd yeah it's not the stands it's the user + stand so in theory things wont work out in practice

  • @kairu9638
    @kairu9638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know I'm months late but I have to say Jotaro and Rohan would be an amazing combo, because it gives Rohan a chance to write stuff on people during time stop and may even be able to lengthen the time of his ability or just not be affected by time stop.

  • @marcusclemons1329
    @marcusclemons1329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Heaven's Door is actually really OP if you think about it Rohan can just write "unlimited time stop" on Jotaro or "can see stands" on Kars

  • @shiningemeralds8024
    @shiningemeralds8024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    10 speedwagons and a Rohan. Give every Speedwagon an OP stand. Watch them wreck.

    • @dogogod5549
      @dogogod5549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instead of making the Speedwagons have stands, just make them turn into another character like Jotaro because if he has enough time he could rewrite a whole person

    • @junhon05
      @junhon05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But won’t that make heaven’s door a literal stand arrow
      Like at that point you can make anyone have a requiem stand

    • @tatarsergiu8414
      @tatarsergiu8414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@junhon05 Remember, heaven's door is always more overpowered than any stand. Now even GER could beat Rohan if he could just write "Requiem ability does nothing" and writes on himself "Heaven's door can undo things" and boom he wins

    • @junhon05
      @junhon05 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tatarsergiu8414 actually giorno would still have a chance at that because heaven's door doesnt have any physical ability so a barrage would still work

    • @tatarsergiu8414
      @tatarsergiu8414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@junhon05 he just writes on himself "is invincible and cannot be undone" boom easy win

  • @myusernameiguess2189
    @myusernameiguess2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Use Rohan to make everyone 1 point get all the “5” pointers and everyone else

  • @lautaronunez5404
    @lautaronunez5404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jotaro: no explanation needed
    Bruno: man too Italian to die
    Young Joseph: Sherlock Holmes
    Dire: Thunder cross split attack
    SpeedwaGOD: morale boost

  • @RealKonMan
    @RealKonMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30% of jojo fights: fighting
    The other 70%: *a speech that is 5 minutes long*

  • @y0lmz
    @y0lmz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Simple answer: Coco Jumbo only, nothing beats that immense power

    • @stealthily6668
      @stealthily6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tortle.

    • @ohioohio3282
      @ohioohio3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rohan can make Coco Jumbo go at sonic speeds also

    • @532isthebestnumber
      @532isthebestnumber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speedwagon.

    • @Drip_Vader
      @Drip_Vader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about cocoa large

    • @daws1620
      @daws1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohioohio3282 Just turn him into a ninja turtle with a key on his back that teleports you to a pocket dimension

  • @overcharted
    @overcharted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    1. Okyasu, just make someone's head dissappear. 2. Rohan Kishibe, insane support. 3. Polnareff, for mobility in the team. 4. Finally, with my remaining points, I bring out the catalyst of this team: Speedwagon.

    • @lunar3055
      @lunar3055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      You can’t add speedwagon he is worth at least 6 points

    • @jjondack4032
      @jjondack4032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      all of speedwagon’s abilities would be nullified if he doesn’t have a jobro amp ✋

    • @lyndongarza3485
      @lyndongarza3485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunar3055 sadly he is only worth one

    • @Thewinningshep
      @Thewinningshep ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly speedwagon is extremely intelligent and would be a great strategist

    • @kweizarr
      @kweizarr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jjondack4032 big facts

  • @raincloud6414
    @raincloud6414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Diavolo manipulates time so he would be worth 5. Diavolo, Jotaro and Okuyasu would be my team. Diavolo can see when Jotaro will stop time and know exactly how to position himself for it. Jotaro could stop time immediately after a time skip to see what is going on and use that time to smash the enemies into The Hand's hand to erase them during a timestop. Okuyasu isn't usually aware of what's going on during normal fights anyway so he retains the same efficiency as usual.

  • @filipaleksiekczuk3712
    @filipaleksiekczuk3712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you think long enough, you got three conclusions:
    1. If you could add to your rooster villian stands this would be so more interesting
    (I dont mean like ALL of our op D4C-s and dust-biters)
    2. Rohan schould be 5-rated, cause he can cluch any enemy composition, by writing ,,ultimate lifeform" on himself, and using +400 IQ, with infinite potential, stand alone everything
    3. Koichi is also with some thought a Rohan-tier asset. Since Echoles 2 makes letters that reflect events, he can:
    -make a mess, and write ,,dead" on unsuspecting oponent
    -summon some fearsome ally by putting ,,requiem" or ,,stand arrow" on actually anyone or even random citizens, creating army of random soul creatures in a process
    - make the ultimate lifeform thing all over again

    • @determinedhelicopter2948
      @determinedhelicopter2948 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought echos act 2 does onomatopoeia/"sound words" which do what the sound is from/is of. For example a BOOM might make an explosion.

  • @unclewillyson3987
    @unclewillyson3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Josuke and giorno is a deadly combo can’t be beat. Constant healing and reflective damage

    • @azzyz9732
      @azzyz9732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Can't heal"

    • @rang4889
      @rang4889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azzyz9732 they heal each other. Giorno doesn't technically heal tho cus its still painful

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rang4889 ???

    • @rang4889
      @rang4889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bloxer9563 giorno doesnt heal. He makes a new body part with ger and has to painfully attach it. While crazy diamond just instantly fixes with no pain

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rang4889 Regardless of pain, by definition, Giorno is a healer.

  • @justachillfridge1075
    @justachillfridge1075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The best combo would be Johnny and Josuke. Johnny shoots his nails and then Josuke restores them.

    • @duckwithabs4537
      @duckwithabs4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Johnny isnt there lol

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A counter to that is that the enemy could grab the nails and pull Johnny in if Josuke fixes that nail.

    • @Sushi-ut1dr
      @Sushi-ut1dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lamegamertime nah josuke just need to touch the wound

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Sushi-ut1dr No, remember the scene where Josuke uses Okuyasu's hand to bring him back? Okay, maybe if he held on to Johnny they would be both pulled together, but still. Josuke's ability reverts something to an earlier state, not healing.

    • @Sushi-ut1dr
      @Sushi-ut1dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lamegamertime the earlier state of someone who lost his nails = someone with nails, u just prooved my point

  • @Funny--valenntine
    @Funny--valenntine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    PERFECT COMBO, rohan (-4 pts), okuyasu (-4 pts), jotaro (-5 pts), and old joseph (-2 pts), hermit purple to trap the enemy while sending overdrive through hermit purple, while roban uses heavans door to write in okuyasu to do whatever needs to be done depending on the situation, while star platinum either takes care of the other teammates or ora's the guy in hermit purple, all with 15 points

  • @Holllows
    @Holllows 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rohan and okuyasu.
    Rohan writes in Okuyasu "Is the smartest living being"

  • @Fikoci
    @Fikoci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I think we can agree the scariest thing that could come out of this would be a heaven's door enhanced smart okuyasu.
    I mean think about it. SMART OKUYASU

    • @No-ep2oy
      @No-ep2oy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Imagine smart and fast Okuyasu

    • @blankedout1862
      @blankedout1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@No-ep2oy
      imagine the hand the world

    • @austin5944
      @austin5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Smart okuyasu is unstoppable

    • @NFProphet
      @NFProphet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blankedout1862 extremely fast extremely smart okuyasu with the hand the world

    • @doggodoodle4868
      @doggodoodle4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ZA WARUDO yeah he'd pretty much erase time

  • @aurum7472
    @aurum7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    MY TEAM IS BY FAR THE BEST
    1: SPEEDWAGON

    • @Garlicbreadsupremacist631
      @Garlicbreadsupremacist631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you fool my team is better cuz it has speedwagon from a universe where he has whitesnake!

    • @cylo5264
      @cylo5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello xforts

    • @matthewlol527
      @matthewlol527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌👌👌😳😳😳😳

    • @superfred1.9
      @superfred1.9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no-

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, my team is better:
      1.) Speedwagon
      2) Speedwagon
      3.) Speedwagon
      4.) Speedwagon
      5.) Speedwagon
      6.) Speedwagon
      7.) Speedwagon
      8.) Speedwagon
      9.) Speedwagon
      10.) Speedwagon
      11.) Speedwagon
      12.) Speedwagon
      13.) Speedwagon
      14.) Speedwagon
      I think you forgot you can have duplicate characters
      Edit: Fuck spelling

  • @liprlifle9462
    @liprlifle9462 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rohan and 10 speedwagons, write in each of them "has stand" and "is a genius in using his stand", eventually also "genius strategist"

  • @sanidhay4841
    @sanidhay4841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 "This video was brought to you by our spons-"
    KING CRIMSON!
    0:45 "-you"

  • @kirbybombs5555
    @kirbybombs5555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Ok i know these characters aren’t part of the challenge. But imagine hanged man, polnareff, and Narcciso. Since silver chariot’s armour is a mirror demonstrated in his fight against Avdol. Hanged man can hide in his armour, diver down goes in silver chariot. You now have 3 stands in one

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Just make J Gail wear a glasses, hanged man would be unbeatable.

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Silver chariot but his staying power is an S+ and you get stabbed repeatedly by just looking at it
      Now thats a good stand

    • @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077
      @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kakyoin and J. Geil
      1. Kak's sunglasses
      2. NOBODY CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

    • @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077
      @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Polnareff is part of the challenge.

    • @cansolourfavverse
      @cansolourfavverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus Anubis and Stray Cat and boom

  • @colossalenigma2305
    @colossalenigma2305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Rohan and Dire. Rohan writes that it is physically impossible to to dodge thunder cross split attack and makes it do GER level damage. Ez claps

    • @fightinganimations1597
      @fightinganimations1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good team but you have 8 points left just spend it on speedwagons

    • @luxur.yyyyyy
      @luxur.yyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ger doesnt do too much more damage than ge. It just has the broken rtz

    • @ber093
      @ber093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luxur.yyyyyy wrong. it is stated in the databooks that the reason GER has "none" in his stand charts was because he transcends all stands stats. Which would include his attack potency, durability, speed, etc. That would mean that GER could flick star platinum and next thing you'll know jotaro explodes into a gory pile of flesh. Also Star Platinum never portrayed a more remarkable strength feat then GER (able to casually cave in a building by flicking a pebble with zero effort)

    • @calzonel8642
      @calzonel8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My 14 speedwagon combined together into a mechawagon completely obliterates your team

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luxur.yyyyyy I mean it was able to destroy a tower by flicking a pebble

  • @cheese7978
    @cheese7978 ปีที่แล้ว

    1) Hol Horse, he has a good long ranged stand and is good synergy with others
    2) Kakyoin, emerald splash along with the ability to set up traps and possess people
    3)Deovolo, can predict the future to tell Kakyoin and Hol Horse where to shoot along with being able to defend them
    4)Giorno, healer and defense along with being good synergy with people. If he has requiem then he can rewind time to prevent teammates dying.
    5) Just baby face. He turns things into non living cubes. Literally anything. He can be used as an attacker as most stands don't have a good way of killing him and can be used with Giorno to help heal teammates.

  • @trajancaesar2662
    @trajancaesar2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it's any characters; Rohan, Old Joseph, and Fugo. Rohan can use his stand to make Purple Haze more controllable, and Old Joseph's Hermit Purple can use divination to know when to use this team to it's best abilities. We can call this team "Purple Prose" because it has two stands with "Purple" in their name and an author.

  • @goggypoggy
    @goggypoggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    It's the "Feelin' Sleepy?" combo!
    Jotaro, Rohan and Death 13:
    - Rohan makes Jotaro's timestop infinitely long
    - Rohan gives everyone (including himself) infinite timestop resistance
    - Jotaro stops time
    - Rohan rights down on the enemies that they're asleep
    - Death 13 kills the enemies in their sleep

    • @penguinthelad9566
      @penguinthelad9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      why wouldn't rohan just write that the enemies hearts stop?

    • @jan-Sanso
      @jan-Sanso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@penguinthelad9566 shhh

    • @mkpluz
      @mkpluz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@penguinthelad9566 death note activated

    • @raincloud6414
      @raincloud6414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The enemies would have their stands out while going to sleep so they could kill Death 13. Also, infinite timestop could just be used to punch the enemies.

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Flawed, star platinum doesn't ora ora in this

  • @raeus571
    @raeus571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    rohan makes okuyasu an athletic level runner and okuyasu deletes everything in stopped time and two speedwagons are there having a french conversation

  • @Mollusc_music_and_memes
    @Mollusc_music_and_memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: Speedwagon and Stroheim are the only joestar group members without supernatural powers

  • @jrs4753
    @jrs4753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rohan: (writes "So It's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" onto the entire team)

  • @bubblines
    @bubblines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Honestly P4 has the strongest hypothetical team out of all, its too bad they were fighting in the middle of a city against a tricky man + okuyasu is a moron over heaven, plus they dont really have major fighting experiences.

    • @yeetdab8220
      @yeetdab8220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i mean, with the characters shown for the list yes, but if we add part 7 characters no. jhonny would cost 6 points, bc ta4 is op, and gyro is also very strong. also, jhonny can just blitz rohan, and then use infinite spin on all the other enemies

    • @Hagrites
      @Hagrites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yeetdab8220 Well, TA4 has to be obtained by using a horse and using the golden rectangle. Johnny would only have TA3 until he successfully gets infinite spin, meaning he is still vulnerable to anything.

    • @kyubikitsunae3987
      @kyubikitsunae3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yeetdab8220 well if Giorno doesn't get G.E.R, I don't think johnny would get TA4. I could be wrong, but i thought they were on similar power scalings.

    • @knownasdrako0753
      @knownasdrako0753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hagrites no in a vs situation you'd have to just have already with Act4. And we have seen Johnny use Act4 without the help of a horse at the end so idk maybe he mastered it and doesn't need a horse anymore

    • @talenspear3028
      @talenspear3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@knownasdrako0753 he doesnt need a horse to use act 4 but he does need it for the infinite spin

  • @insertcoolnamehere8516
    @insertcoolnamehere8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I call it “The Bounce House From Hell”
    Giorno, Kakyoin, Trish, and Caesar.
    Trish makes the ground under the enemies soft while all the others provide cover fire/distract the enemies. Then she quickly gets out and while the enemies are struggling to walk around on the soft area, Kakyoin, Caesar, and Giorno just start throwing shit at them. Emerald splash, bubbles, animals, everything.
    Edit: if one manages to get close to the edge of the soft area, Trish sucker punches them back in.
    Edit 2: This would work best in some sort of building with several floors or on a roof, not sure if it would work on the ground.

    • @magicalhobo2001
      @magicalhobo2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Random Bullshit go!”

    • @somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879
      @somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magicalhobo2001 Agreed.

    • @Thatfishingrod
      @Thatfishingrod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like it, but then you have characters like giorno and Jotaro who can just fly. (also I love how this strategy also covers time-stop, because the ground bellow jotaro would be so bouncy that time-stop would be usless)

    • @slenderboy303idlerythmic4
      @slenderboy303idlerythmic4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the most random squad that I've ever seen in my life

    • @isaacramirez2143
      @isaacramirez2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thatfishingrod Jotaro can't fly he just jump Very high

  • @asianpengi680
    @asianpengi680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So hear me out.
    Rohan: Can just write "(person) has a similar stand to Star Platinum that can stop time for 5 seconds." It wouldn't be impossible considering we don't know the true extent of Heaven's Door yet.
    Jonathan Joestar: will receive the Heaven's Door writing, making him an absolute force to be reckoned with
    Josuke: Can heal Jonathan, basically becoming a White Mage for the team
    Speedwagon-Dono: He can use his blade hat to cut someone's carotid artery while someone is distracted by Jonathan, making him kind of a threat. Plus, if someone tries to kill him, he can cooly withdraw.

  • @JanZamani
    @JanZamani 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'ma take Trish, Rohan, mista and Bruno.
    You're just sat in your living room, you get shot in the middle of nowhere, a stand punches your sofa and floor, it's now a bouncy castle.
    You're terrified of hats for some reason and your limbs also all fall off when you try and get up.

  • @emerald8268
    @emerald8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Timestop at Erasure, "I erased him in stopped time Josuke, ain't that wacky?"

    • @JustARandomDude027
      @JustARandomDude027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea that’s wacky

    • @sbdkitty1939
      @sbdkitty1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's terrifying. Imagine existing for one second and then the next you are just gone.

  • @HighlightSolos
    @HighlightSolos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Everyone that just clicked the video:
    “What could the most overpowered team be when it comes to JoJo?!”
    Me:
    “How in the living hell is a 83% promo code allowed to exist in this world?”

    • @syco6820
      @syco6820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THATS WHAT IM SAYING

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait isn’t that a prime number?

    • @el-mo9233
      @el-mo9233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why out of all the numbers 83?

    • @Nice_772
      @Nice_772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was abt to coment that

    • @thermophile1695
      @thermophile1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz it starts overpriced.

  • @TehEpicMike
    @TehEpicMike ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rohan, Suvivor, Josuke.
    Rohan roasts the shit outta Josuke, Survivor multiplies the anger,
    Rohan writes on Josuke "Josuke Higashikata will not attack me, Rohan Kishibe."
    done, ez pz.

  • @idunnoe
    @idunnoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rohan + Random Civilian (I think Random Civilian should count as 1)
    Rohan uses his ability and writes ‘Gets Heavens door and does not die than writes on Rohan ‘Can Heavens door himself’ and after that Heavens door returns to Rohan’ Than Rohan would be able to heavens door himself!

  • @ungodlyaura
    @ungodlyaura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    and this one shall be called: no one can just deflect the golden splash
    jotaro, giorno, kakyoin.
    [
    giorno creates a living creature, jotaro takes the living creature
    if absolutely anyone were to attack, jotaro stops time and puts the frog wherever the attack will hit
    kakyoin is also constantly firing emerald splash in order to attack people not fighting (or people with strange abilities)
    if there are multiple attacks, jotaro will prioritize the deadliest attack, and block or get hit by the rest
    giorno will then also heal
    ]

    • @thisnameistaken2364
      @thisnameistaken2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Make sure ur not fighting doppio

    • @michaeljamesalcayde741
      @michaeljamesalcayde741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thisnameistaken2364 e

    • @spyrospanajotis4617
      @spyrospanajotis4617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good team

    • @takethel2808
      @takethel2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Solid team. One problem tho. If Jotaro fights other Jotaros, this strategy won't work.
      My team to counter your's is 2 Jotaro and 1Bruno.
      Since the two Jotaros are aware when time stops and can freely move however they wish. That strat is futile against them for all the right reasons. And about Bruno, since he can use sticky fingers to hide inside people. He can hide in one of the Jotaros, giving him the ability to move with Jotaro in stopped time. Of course he isn't conscious during time stop, he can just attack once it ends. Now you might be thinking "Oh. They have someone who can't move in time stop. I can definitely use my strat on him." Well Bruno won't be attacking carelessly. Instead he'll look for weak points before attacking. A single punch from Sticky fingers is enough to immobilize someone. When that happens their pretty much screwed.
      And since we're talking about the same Jotaro here. They can all move in time stop for it's full duration with no issue. So If your Jotaro decides to stop time. He's actually just putting his whole team in danger because all of my team (excluding Bruno) can move in stop time. They'll basically catch up with your team no issue.
      Sorry for making this quite long. Hope you have a great day

    • @ungodlyaura
      @ungodlyaura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@takethel2808 i think giorno's ability will still end up working even if its just after time stop ends, so jotaro can still block with a living creature, also HG will still be attacking constantly and unlike dio, jotaro's will have trouble against 20 meter splash because no vampire strength and shorter ts (and they will have trouble getting close due to the one jotaro)

  • @isthatajojoreference3910
    @isthatajojoreference3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Jotaro, Okuyasu, Rohan, and Speedwagon.
    Rohan starts by writing “Has an IQ of 200.” in Okuyasu and “Can use [powerful stand here].” or “Is god.” or something in Speedwagon, Jotaro stops time, Rohan writes “Dies instantly” in every enemy.
    Please tell me how you can beat this thing I took 1 minute to think of, I’m curious.
    Edit: maybe just start by giving Jotaro infinite time stop and Rohan time stop movement and murdering everyone else and buffing the other 2

    • @bevear
      @bevear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I use 10 Speedwagons.

    • @isthatajojoreference3910
      @isthatajojoreference3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bevear make it 14 and we have a deal

    • @jessegilman5251
      @jessegilman5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      16 speedwagon easy

    • @Joe-uz7vd
      @Joe-uz7vd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1 Jotaro Kujo
      2 Rohan Kishibe
      3 Giorno Giovanna
      Jotaro stops time and has a 50/50 chance of eliminating your jotaro (assuming they are the same strength) as they 1v1 in the time stop. whoever wins will determine the outcome of the fight
      if mine wins: Rohan Kishibe will have written "i have no cool down on time stop" on Jotaro, he will instantly time stop again and proceed to eliminate the rest of your team.
      if yours wins: Giorno would probably be able to deal with Okuyasu, but stand powered speedwagon and other rohan as well as Jotaro would probs be too much. and i feel like with rohans personality he would just run away when he sees Jotaro get defeated.
      also, if writing "i can move in timestop" works then my rohan will do that, and it will be a 3 v 1 against your jotaro whenever time is stopped

    • @SVOtto
      @SVOtto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rohan
      Jotaro
      P2 Jonathan
      Caesar

  • @RandomJD
    @RandomJD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You saying I can choose Jonathan and Rohan, make rohan write: "A requiem arrow will pierce jonathan and He'll learn spin and over heaven hamon". ABSOLUTELY BROKEN NGL

  • @Purplecocobolo
    @Purplecocobolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fugo (part 5) + Caesar (part 2)
    put the virus ball inside the bubbles for a deadly twist.(could work with 4 balls josuke but i think it would be cooler with caesar)
    Speed King + The Grateful Dead
    this combination of stands is really hard to beat because TGD seeks out people based on temperature and anyone who’s read part 8 knows that speed king manipulates temperature. but, i hear you saying, “The Sun from part three would be a better choice for this combo because it’s a long range stand that raises the temperature of anything around it, while Speed King is a close range stand that has control over 1 target” and while this is a valid point and also probably a better combination, i think it would be harder to escape the combo of Speed King + TGD because if speed king doesn’t kill you by boiling your insides, TGD will kill you pretty fast because you’re too warm.
    Diego Brando (part 7) + Kars (part 2)
    In part 2, we are shown that the puller men can turn animals(mostly horses) into vampires. (I’m pretty sure they could also make chimeras like part 1 Dio, if they wanted to) this, paired with Scary Monsters, would create a terrifying combo: vampire dinosaurs that can shoot beams from their eyes, and are controlled by some british guy. For example, imagine for a second that diego turns a bird into a pterodactyl. Kars then turns the pterodactyl into a vampire. Diego now has a pterodactyl under his control that has all the powers of part 1 Dio. he has the biological equivalent to Aerosmith (part 5) and he can make as many as he wants. not to mention the unlimited supply of animals Kars can create. it’s truly the perfect combo.

  • @clarkfinnie4846
    @clarkfinnie4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Make Rohan write into Johnathan that he is impervious to all forms of damage, Kakyoin to protect Rohan from a distance and finally Advol so he can set Johnathan on fire so he gets extra damage delt

    • @thecadethatfades3643
      @thecadethatfades3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jesus fucking christ that to much

    • @TheAlphaAndTheOmega_
      @TheAlphaAndTheOmega_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean i need to take damage since i get stronger with every hit i take but thats a good idea

    • @clarkfinnie4846
      @clarkfinnie4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAlphaAndTheOmega_ thanks Johnathan. You were my favourite jojo for a reason

  • @ironicjason257
    @ironicjason257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Rohan and speedwagon, Rohan writes in speedwagon "spinny hat spins at the speed of light and in indestructible and able to move in timestop "

    • @matthewlol527
      @matthewlol527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @mihajlomujkovic6816
      @mihajlomujkovic6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah 15 speedwagones beats every team

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So Johnny’s infinite rotation

    • @boniour3883
      @boniour3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best team by far

    • @mrscoldarrow
      @mrscoldarrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations, you have made Knockoff Tusk Act 4

  • @heavenslady
    @heavenslady 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rohan writes Speedwagon can stop time , commentate in time , full time stop resistance , speak french , use any stand that he wants to use . Add Jonathan for the extra help.

  • @raghavverma8003
    @raghavverma8003 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12 speedwagons, 1 giorno and 1 rohan
    make heavens door give each speedwagon ridiculously overpowered abilities ans assign GER giorno to defend the team. Unbeatable i tell you.

  • @4ballssss
    @4ballssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Nothing is stronger than Jojo flashbacks itself. It's literally a one man army.

    • @iamoffendedand8023
      @iamoffendedand8023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There was no jojo flashback during a fight

    • @pov8659
      @pov8659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@geox8485 Yeah that's true there is no power of friendship nor flashbacks that helps you win when pushed into a corner in jojo.

    • @4ballssss
      @4ballssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geox8485 that's not what i meant. Sometimes flashbacks in the jojo series would play before someone's death, so in a joking manner it could be used to drive someone to their ultimate Doom. I clearly meant this as a joke so don't take it seriously.

    • @kaystar64
      @kaystar64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geox8485 nono opposite way, the flashback would be killing the character featured in it

    • @gripenmybeloved
      @gripenmybeloved 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geox8485 he meant that everytime a jojo character gets a flashback they fucking die

  • @ziiscoolish3794
    @ziiscoolish3794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    10 Robert E.O. Speedwagons and 1 Rohan with heavens door. Rohan writes in all the Speedwagons to now posses novel Kars levels of power. i now have 10 gods on my team.

    • @isthatajojoreference3910
      @isthatajojoreference3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s 15 lol
      But 10 Speedwagons and 1 Rohan would be good

    • @ziiscoolish3794
      @ziiscoolish3794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, I misstyped. Thanks for pointing it out.

    • @Spark____
      @Spark____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speed wagon can speak French.............. And if he says something will happen in French it will happen no matter what

    • @ramen2149
      @ramen2149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you’ve made a team of gods to instantly win only using the speedwagon and rohan? very nice

  • @somepersonwholikescorn7298
    @somepersonwholikescorn7298 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will take 15 speedwagon please, because not only is he a god, can you imagine 15 speedwagon narrating everything at the same time? I think it would be hilarious

  • @Bnunu707
    @Bnunu707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My team: The Sun, Grateful Death, and White Album.
    The Sun and Grateful Death to make people old.
    And White Album to stop the team from aging.

  • @dulljxy
    @dulljxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Heaven’s Room”
    josuke, giorno, rohan
    rohan allows them to not get tired after heals, then they all heal eachother.

  • @mustard-cup0006
    @mustard-cup0006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Team Name: I can’t kill you, but you can’t kill ME!
    Team: Josuke and Giorno
    Strategy: Just spam heal on each other, and therefore, never succumb to wounds.
    Edit: Okay, so, everyone’s saying that GE’s heal i slow, so, to make sure that there isn’t any sort of defense issues, I’m gonna spend my last four points on Kakyoin for range and damage, because why not(thank you Lucas Pedrosa for the recommendation)

    • @lucaspedrosa3585
      @lucaspedrosa3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And you have 4 points so you get a free kakyion to trhow emerald splash

    • @glox_
      @glox_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucaspedrosa3585 no with the 4 point take 2 dire
      You'll be unbeatable with 2 dire

    • @thatmemeartistspersonalcha2940
      @thatmemeartistspersonalcha2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@glox_ double cross split attack

    • @scoose_name1553
      @scoose_name1553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josuke would be in constant pain

    • @999rupeesgreg
      @999rupeesgreg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josuke can heal Giorno instantly yes but Giorno needs alot of time to heal Josuke making it a really useless team unless its GER probably instantly healing

  • @calido4149
    @calido4149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8 speedwagons ,1 Caesar, and 1 Rohan. Rohan uses heavens door to make all the speedwagons able to be masters with any weapon and being master strategists then Rohan uses heavens door on Caesar and makes his mind move faster so you got Caesar thinking in fast motion so you got master strategist with Caesar it’s wild.

  • @noisyboy2.054
    @noisyboy2.054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jotaro and Giorno, THEY ARE LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENY OF INSANE PLOT ARMOUR AND A LIVING UNO REVERSE CARD #JJBATeams

  • @ungodlyaura
    @ungodlyaura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    i call this one: the jotaro cannon
    jotaro, rohan, and bruno. (also a meat shield speedwagon)
    [
    jotaro infront, bruno grabs onto him and makes his arm into a spring like zipper,
    rohan writes into jotaro "fly forward at 60mph", jotaro gets to his enemy instantly and time stops whenever.
    after jotaro has plenty of time in stopped time beating his enemies, he starts time and bruno pulls him back.
    ]
    now if theres multiple enemies the cannon is ready to go again,
    and if ur being ranged attacked, jotaro is there to protect people from bullets or they can go underground (and get closer for the cannon).

    • @hirodavidson1454
      @hirodavidson1454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait speeeeeeedowaaGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON is a meatshield? *are you out of your mind?

    • @ungodlyaura
      @ungodlyaura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hirodavidson1454 well he's basically god and invincible, what are they gonna do to get past him if he's a meat shield?

    • @EvilDaBlobba
      @EvilDaBlobba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God team

    • @takethel2808
      @takethel2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn impressive offensive power but it lacks any defensive capabilities. ( I refuse to believe that you'll be using Speedwagon as a meat shield. Come on man that's just brutal )
      My team composition is basically the same as the one I countered you in your previous team but with a slight difference. And I know this team is basically effortless to make and completely unoriginal but it's just that damn good.
      2 Jotaros and 1 Kakyoin.
      If your team decided to try out your strat and launch Jotaro towards his enemies stopping time once he gets close. He'd be surprised to see two Jotaros waiting for him. And since they can move in time stop they'd have no problem dealing with your Jotaro. If he decides to end time top early to be zipped back, one of the Jotaros can just stop time to prevent that from happening. Once Bruno is able to pull back Jotaro, his already been beat up and is too weak to even fight.
      And since Bruno is using SF's Hand to pull Jotaro. He can't fully defend himself with ranged attacks and can only use one of his hands to defend himself. So he has to decide whether to let go of Jotaro so he can deflect all the attacks thrown at him or take the risk to try and defend himself with one hand.
      It's the reason I chose Kakyoin. To attack your unguarded backline.
      Well this isn't as long as the other one. Anyways have a great day.

    • @ungodlyaura
      @ungodlyaura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@takethel2808 it is indeed a rush team, also speedwagon is literally invincible so its fine

  • @larsdr4926
    @larsdr4926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Having your wounded team members hide in that turtle from part 5 and letting josuke keep healing them undisturbed as long as the turtle remains hidden is a great strat i think.

  • @cookiemonster-qy6os
    @cookiemonster-qy6os 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    14 speedwagons atacking anything in its way, who can stop them? NO ONE

  • @epic_soup779
    @epic_soup779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best team:
    Kakyoin
    Dire
    Speedwagon
    Rohan
    Why? No one can deflect the Emerald spalsh and No fighter has escaped the thundercross split attack. If thats not enough then rohan simply wrights "Uses 100% of full power" on speedwagon and the game is over.

  • @ComicalJaclyn
    @ComicalJaclyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    *The Thundercross Gambit*
    Goal: To Make It Literally Impossible For The Thunder Cross Split Attack To Be Dodged
    Team:
    1. Dire (Main)
    2. Noriaki Kakyoin (Mind Control)
    3. Yukako Yamagishi (Restraining)
    4. Old Joseph Joestar (Restraining)
    5. Mohamed Avdol (Restraining)

    • @sobeksrecviem7275
      @sobeksrecviem7275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dire is trying so hard

    • @memeinatorun-official144
      @memeinatorun-official144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude, use Rohan
      He can buff dire AND immobilize

    • @ComicalJaclyn
      @ComicalJaclyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@memeinatorun-official144 Rohan costs al- *Cheeto How did you find this fucking comment*

    • @FishyDagon
      @FishyDagon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Add young joseph to have a run away plan

    • @Jaydenn-
      @Jaydenn- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Costs 15 points; doesn’t count

  • @G.A.M.E.R.-
    @G.A.M.E.R.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Why the hell is Speedwagon in 1 point tier, he’s at least 5 if not his own tier at 6

    • @carlthesanellama3633
      @carlthesanellama3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i will use my special move!
      CORPORATE LAWSUIT!
      THIS MOVE GUARANTEES YOU WILL NEVER EVEN WALK IN THE STREET AT A CONFIDENT SPEED SINCE YOU WILL BE AFRAID OF THE FINANCIAL DAMAGE A BRUISE WILL GIVE YOU...
      IT IS UNSTOPPABLE

    • @parkersmith8711
      @parkersmith8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was to strong and broke the system

    • @thegalantic6986
      @thegalantic6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So basicly you moved them into America.

    • @nate51691
      @nate51691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because he comes of his own accord, given space on your team, as he is a true gentleman -- and because everyone deserves to be able to put him on their team.

    • @lxmental
      @lxmental 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 point so every team can have a Speedwagon. It's a necessity

  • @antrobot
    @antrobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Introducing: the "penta pistol", or the "speedwagon army". I spend 4 points on Rohan and the remaining 10 on multiple speedwagons. Now initially this might just seem like a meme, but hear me out. It has been proven that rohan can write commands into people describing motion and it will occur. Due to that, for any enemy threat, rohan could just point a speedwagon in a direction and write "Will move forward at 1000000 km/h" and watch as whoever faces them becomes a bloody stream *pa dum tss*. Sure, sacrifices must be made in the speedwagon army, but that is a decision I am willing to make. The beauty of this is that this could be set up to happen more discretely (aka by writing "will move forward at 1000000 km/h when flicked" or something along those lines) before the fight. This would be a near guaranteed victory for this team as the reaction time of any opponent would simply not be enough to activate any counter-ability.