Can you Beat Every Stand User in Stardust Crusaders?

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  • Not exactly, no.
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  • @calebbridges4748
    @calebbridges4748 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I think this strongly underestimates the Joestar Secret Technique and how much Hermit Purplre boosts that. You CAN'T jump Joseph.

    • @Polish_Rose
      @Polish_Rose ปีที่แล้ว +53

      you can't jump him. tho 9mm will cut it

    • @explosivegrape
      @explosivegrape ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It may take a while but we’ll eventually jump him. Just give us a year.

    • @ProReel135
      @ProReel135 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but can he stop 40 rifles?

    • @Dogboi_Beebo
      @Dogboi_Beebo ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Polish_Rosehe deflected bullets with Hamon and hair, I think hermit purple would give him an advantage seeing as vines are thicker than hair, and since stands can interact with physical things, he can use his Hamon more effectively

    • @calebbridges4748
      @calebbridges4748 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@explosivegrape he can manipulate people with Hamon and has use of Hermit Purple to do it at a range that is impossible for even other Hamon users. He can make 40 people with rifles kill each other without them ever having a hope of knowing where he was.

  • @goldenboy8361
    @goldenboy8361 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    On the D'arby Brothers: just don't play with them and instantly beat them to death

    • @g.n.a4871
      @g.n.a4871 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They stand have a body so they can still punch you

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner ปีที่แล้ว

      @@g.n.a4871 Bullet to the head, instant death, the Stand can't do anything against it, only a few like SP can defend against that.

    • @psykodactyle
      @psykodactyle ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@g.n.a4871yeah at least the gamer stand seems to be decently strong physically

    • @aliastheabnormal
      @aliastheabnormal ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the D'Arby's are cheaters.

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@psykodactyleTrue. I think it was actually capable of stopping Star Platinums punch at one point

  • @Enes_L
    @Enes_L ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The tier progression be like :
    "I NEED MORE BULLETS ! BIGGER WEAPONS !"

  • @joj3403
    @joj3403 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The joestar secret technique after i fire a intercontinental ballistic missile at joseph’s location:

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    You didn't mention Rubber Soul or Yellow Temperance. But yeah, I don't think there's much we could do there. Yellow Temperance lets him disguise himself, physical force doesn't work, heat doesn't work, cold doesn't work. Only thing we could do is shoot Rubber in the face when he exposes himself (because he has a bad habit of doing that).

    • @dusanmarinkovic7029
      @dusanmarinkovic7029 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      16:42 he wrote that he lost audio for that

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dusanmarinkovic7029 did he say if he'd win

    • @mcmogg_incmogg2080
      @mcmogg_incmogg2080 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he didn’t say that he said vanilla ice and cream whould stomp.

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mcmogg_incmogg2080 What do Vanilla Ice and Cream have to do with how normal people would fair in a fight against Rubber Soul and Yellow Temperance?

    • @ecchicharmed
      @ecchicharmed 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really. Star Platinum has light speed punches and even he couldn't punch him in the face while Yellow Temperance was protecting him. The thing's too darn fast.

  • @DeanHarper
    @DeanHarper ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I've always considered the Sun to be under appreciated. If that stand was brought out in the middle of a metropolitan city and cut loose it'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

  • @SteelyDanOfSteel
    @SteelyDanOfSteel ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I think you forgot that Magician's Red's fire is also INVISIBLE as it's part of the stand

  • @catching.rainbows
    @catching.rainbows ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Another thing with polnareff is that he could always have SC’s armor off since there’s no risk of taking more damage

  • @llewelynshingler2173
    @llewelynshingler2173 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your estimation of Thoth leaves one detail out of the equation.
    Thoth predicts events.

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "We're punting the baby."
    -Kaleb I.A., 2023

  • @LucidLivingYT
    @LucidLivingYT ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jotaro: Supposedly FTL
    Also Jotaro: Gets hit by knives

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they were thrown by another MFTL person

    • @nightlyy-
      @nightlyy- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@KiyoGam1 doesn't make the knives ftl

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@nightlyy- Goku's supposed universe buster. Died to a heart disease. And it wasn't even a yardrat thing cuz vegita has been to yardrat in manga. shit doesn't have to make sense. Things are not what they look like ever.

    • @josuebarba9361
      @josuebarba9361 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Jotaro & Crusaders feared for their lives that one time an average truck almost ran them over. Yeah, no FTL here.

  • @staticmix1493
    @staticmix1493 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I now have an Image of bombs bieng dropped on a city and Star Platinum just picking up Jotaro and loonytoons ass running away at lightapeed outrunning the blast.

  • @chaotic6753
    @chaotic6753 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You KNOW you gotta make this a series

  • @jm.stacks
    @jm.stacks ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I know we aren't supose to mention Cream and Vanilla Ice, but I was looking forward to you telling how doomed we'd be 😂

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We could win that fight if we trap him inside a lava pit or something. He’d be curious as to why he’s not hitting anything and peek out, only to be incinerated to death

    • @Elite_Defender
      @Elite_Defender 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@omnii5818wouldn’t cream be able consume the lava until it lowers to a safe level? not to mention that trapping isn’t an option as it would erase anything that would be used as a barrier

  • @jamesmcdonald1108
    @jamesmcdonald1108 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would note that while stands could easily handle bullets in most cases, it still relies on the perception of the stand user. Remember how much Jotaro struggled with RATT? A sniper's bullet outraces it's own sound, so if we had him distracted he could get popped. Same thing with Polnareff

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If anything that means Bug Eatens stand bullets are a lot faster than regular bullets

    • @jamesmcdonald1108
      @jamesmcdonald1108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @omnii5818 also possible but still the basic point applies I think with the 'you can't defend against what you can't perceive' thing. Stand users are still largely human

    • @octowoomyg6672
      @octowoomyg6672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, star platinum would just catch it pretty easily same thing w silver chariot deflecting it since they are both mftl+ the reason why jotaro was struggling with ratt was because if he caught the bullets his flesh would decompose and that isn’t even talking about timestop

    • @jamesmcdonald1108
      @jamesmcdonald1108 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @octowoomyg6672 I don't even buy the argument for them being MTFL, but even if that is the case that doesn't mean that they can't be surprised, stand users have been taken off guard and injured by things way slower than the speed of sound before. Jotaro and Josuke both have been hit by things they have no business being hit by if their stands were FTL

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    All Stand Users can be beaten by taking them by surprise.
    Like pretty much all of the enemy stand users.

    • @olserknam
      @olserknam 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yellow Temperance who was otherwise pretty much unbeatable... and also wasn't included in this video for some reason
      I mean, he'd either be impossible or could be taken out with sufficient firepower depending on how tough his biomass is

  • @samuelwilliams663
    @samuelwilliams663 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Please do a video like this for the other parts. This is a really interesting concept.

  • @grape_soduh
    @grape_soduh ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how you had to describe what jumping someone was

  • @MrMcGee-yc1oq
    @MrMcGee-yc1oq ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like where everywhere I go, jumping is defined as an art instead of technique even

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would love to see more of this concept. I hope you make videos about the rest of the parts and whether or not they could beat us

  • @KoKo_Nakah
    @KoKo_Nakah ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel like everyone could be easely (or not so easely) with nukes. Even stop time can't avoid it. With the exception if vanilla ice though
    Some of them wouldn't need nukes, just a bunch of guns should suffice

    • @Sans_56
      @Sans_56 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, time stop wouldn't give jotaro or dio enough time to escape it's range. But the problem with vanilla ice might be the radiation after the nuke goes off, he can't see where he's going. And also if he doesn't realise the nuke is coming hes probably screwed, possibly won't have enough time to hide if it already goes off

    • @PerfectCellUltimate
      @PerfectCellUltimate ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DIO would regenerate

    • @Vikt-vg8nz
      @Vikt-vg8nz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PerfectCellUltimate bro how can he regenerate after getting his atoms separated 💀

    • @user-zr7cm3ni3s
      @user-zr7cm3ni3s 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean they could stop time and grab the nuke

    • @Gardenofstardust
      @Gardenofstardust 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Vikt-vg8nzi think the splitting of atoms is what happens inside the nuke, not what happens to the people

  • @MCLegend13
    @MCLegend13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Make this into a series second part on Diamond Is Unbreakable stands.

  • @justasadboi6597
    @justasadboi6597 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    in my opinion it would be virtually impossible to even fight kakiyoin and hierophant green, its range and skillset is insane, its impossible to even figure out how it works because we cant see or detect stands, and hes a smart dood too, the emarudo splashio could just shoot out incomming rokets in the air. but hey, cool video

    • @tm8089
      @tm8089 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The moment we figure out its kakyoin (which wont be that hard eventually) its over bro. The World stomps kakyoin both in JoJo and irl.

    • @jackkrell4238
      @jackkrell4238 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There would still be no empriical proof to indict kakyoin as the perpetrator( assuming that he would be this world's first stan related threat) even if a pattern wsas detected. Invisible emeralds being released from a distant user would be hard to combat. He would undoubtly be better at the "picking off certain groups at a time instead of taking legions of soldiers head on" type of thing, but you must remember that he can employ a psychic webbing( equivalent to a minefield) in the form of hierophant's strands.

    • @EnriqueAmara
      @EnriqueAmara ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@tm8089Sucks that my boy Kakyoin even irl doesn't have that much going for him

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No. No I cannot. Most of them would kick my butt to a ludicrous degree.

  • @explosivegrape
    @explosivegrape ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I think poisoning Jotoro with an assassin wouldn’t be that hard.
    Edit: Most of these characters get folded by assassins. Society high key beats JOJO P3.

    • @axesomerta1139
      @axesomerta1139 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This says a lot about our society

    • @Dogboi_Beebo
      @Dogboi_Beebo ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Weren’t most of the people after the Crusaders assassins that were hired by Dio. Tower of Grey was said to be an assassin and he got clapped by Hirohpant. If it wasn’t for that then the crusaders would be dust. But also SP reacts without Jotaro in thinking about it as seen in part 6

    • @RedLordOfAlagadda
      @RedLordOfAlagadda ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Considering the reaction speed and environmental awareness of SP, combined with its FTL to MFTL speed, I highly doubt an assassin could reach Jotaro. Not to mention that you can make a pretty good argument for Jotaro having mountain-level durability.

    • @explosivegrape
      @explosivegrape ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@RedLordOfAlagadda I’m aware of that but I don’t think there’s anything too suggest he has immunity too poisonous he’s tricked too consume.

    • @zamuda3852
      @zamuda3852 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dogboi_Beebo Tower of Grey wasn't just an assassin, he was low key a terrorist.

  • @IDontknow_8499
    @IDontknow_8499 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think if the enemy stand users were to be hunted we could beat them, because in the jojo 4d ride we had goggles that allowed us to see stands. So maybe the speed wagon foundation could lend the government the googles (and uv lights for dio). But if the government was handling the star dust crusaders the speed wagon foundation wouldn’t conply.

  • @zephielexe4527
    @zephielexe4527 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Now I’m curious. If we had a Tony Stark/Batman character, with high enough intelligence to figure out who the user is, and the materials to prepare to fight/subdue them, how would they do it?

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Batman? For sure, most stands in JoJo part 3 (Or even 4) are beaten with the mix of intelligence and the items and creative use of what you have at hand. It's all about strategy and expecting the unexpected And Batman (Who's entire thing is that he does both) has a belt that hosts anything from Hydrochloric acid to a rubber dildo, so it doesn't matter what the weakness is, he's gonna hit it 89% of the time.
      I wouldn't be surprised if he just strolled up to DIO and sprayed his eyes with some "Anti-DIO spray" which he just *Happens* to carry around conveniently. And that's assuming that Batman doesn't know who the stand user is, if he knows who they are and what their powers are, every minute wasted is a bigger chance he's tinkering some device specifically to counter whatever you have, modeled to be easy to use and with a trademark Batman (Sponsored by WayneTech) logo to boot.

    • @orekihoutarou6107
      @orekihoutarou6107 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@d4n737
      More literally just a flashlight given Dio's vampire weaknesses.

    • @PerfectCellUltimate
      @PerfectCellUltimate ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@orekihoutarou6107the weakness is sunlight not just light and there’s no random “anti spray” he could just make up he still wouldn’t be able to beat DIO without the sun

    • @orekihoutarou6107
      @orekihoutarou6107 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PerfectCellUltimate
      Alright, a UV Flashlight.
      I'm pretty sure that Batman still has one of them as a detective.

    • @svenkrisenberg6684
      @svenkrisenberg6684 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PerfectCellUltimatestroheim and the third Reich wiped out Kars' entire zombie army with UV lamps

  • @Barlakopofai
    @Barlakopofai ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You kinda forgot that we have mustard gas and nerve agents and just in general a bunch of things we could just dump directly around these characters and completely fucking ruin them

    • @John34bruh
      @John34bruh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear 60 percent of Stand users would get cooked with a gun bro

  • @ral2cool
    @ral2cool ปีที่แล้ว +9

    well if you think about it, with bombs against jotaro and time stop, sure, he can do it but only for less than 10 seconds, and with a cool down period. Plus in 10 seconds jotaro IS NOT out running the radius of a fucking nuke, even with the assistance of SP. Obviously that’s under the condition that we are willing to fucking nuke this one guy, but yeah 😭.

    • @Dogboi_Beebo
      @Dogboi_Beebo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he remembers how to stand jump like he did during the fight against Dio then and depending on which nuke he could very much out run that nuke. Since it’s mostly the shockwave damage and the sound he has to watch out for. Since the fight against Dio was only four minutes, granted that’s due to Dio spamming time stop and his vampiric stamina. Depending on the distance and how long Jotaro can Time Stop for and other random things. But time stop is widely op if Jotaro does do his stand jump. Pretty sure the fight was all around Cairo, within that distance he could outrun the nuke depending on which it is since it’s the shockwave, noise and the radiation that’ll get you with a nuke, not necessarily the explosion since the explosion range of the nuke itself is surprisingly small in comparison to how far the shockwaves travel

    • @ral2cool
      @ral2cool ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dogboi_Beebo that’s fair, i also thought of him being able to that stand jump like he did with dio, but its hard to determine just how much distance either of them made in how much time. But, assuming it did happen across the entire city in 4 minutes i can agree that’s pretty damn fast especially if he spammed time stop. Also, assuming that google is correct and (for example) the hiroshima bomb has an insta-kill radius of about 2 miles, and Cairo is a lot bigger than 2 miles, then maybe he could, assuming he’s not fatally affected by radiation or the shockwave.
      BUT since we’re on the topic of bombs, if we really REALLY wanted to go all out and didn’t care about anything else but utterly MURKING jotaro, then we could use the most powerful bomb ever created the Tsar Bomba, which can have an “insta-kill” radius of about 35 miles (about 70 miles across the whole length) and can level everything for 149 miles. I’m not smart enough to calculate how far jotaro could go if he went all out with time stop, but that is quite the damn task.

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jotaro has 5 seconds of time stop, not 10. Only DIO had 10 seconds and that’s because of his vampirism

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ral2coolI don’t even think we need to go that far. We could probably ambush him by secretly poisoning him with toxic gases inside of a closed off room and he’d die before he realizes what’s happening to him. Considering he got ambushed by Whitesnake nearly in this same manner and almost died, I’d say we could do the same thing

    • @Dogboi_Beebo
      @Dogboi_Beebo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ral2cool true true. And if someone how they managed to capture the Speedwagon Foundation they could always force them to make an even bigger bomb cause why the fuck can’t they. They seem to be able to make whatever exists a whole lot better

  • @originalzero4422
    @originalzero4422 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kaleb ignoring our inability to fight these to begin with because we can't see or interact with them:

    • @monsieurlemon
      @monsieurlemon ปีที่แล้ว

      Stands are part of the User

    • @maccamachine
      @maccamachine ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monsieurlemonand…..

    • @originalzero4422
      @originalzero4422 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monsieurlemon Except the way Kaleb explains it, you'd need to affect the stand DIRECTLY

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@originalzero4422 Most of theese strategies ads directed towards the user

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing about Judgement is that it is still fully capable of creating homunculi out of dirt and clay to help its user. The wish thing is just a gimmick.

  • @cuh5018
    @cuh5018 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing video dawg, so glad to see this channel grow as it has. Well earned.

  • @theoppedrubberduck2287
    @theoppedrubberduck2287 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    they made a movie about how birds are never suspected, pet shop is never getting found out unless he dont take off that helmet

  • @kingofducks3156
    @kingofducks3156 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    imagine if hierophant green took control of the president then set off the nukes

  • @kingkylotcxxx1992
    @kingkylotcxxx1992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd love this kind of video for the rest of the parts, especially the later parts like 6 or 7 (haven't read part 8 yet)

  • @MudhutStudiosOfficial
    @MudhutStudiosOfficial 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jumping. Truly one of the most devastating techniques.

  • @aceofconquest5745
    @aceofconquest5745 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would Ultraviolet lights help with Dio if you located the building he was at during the day so he couldn't escape? Shooting these lights from a distance into the building after RPGing the building's walls and ceiling. Trying to forcibly expose Dio to the sun? The speed of the Sun's rays is still slow enough for Dio to dodge, but like the knives vs Jotaro there will be so many of them that Dio should be getting hit by the Light of the sun and the Ultraviolet lights of the men trying to 'snipe' him with it from a distance/helicopters/planes out of The World's range.

    • @Dogboi_Beebo
      @Dogboi_Beebo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like eventually that would work, but a side note, he actually trains his time stop. Is it slow af yes, but he improves little by little. It depends on how far in he’s gotten. Also the guy moves extremely quickly combine that with time stop. It’ll take a long ass time, but it also depends on location so yeah, totally possible

    • @zamuda3852
      @zamuda3852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dogboi_Beebo If left alone for too long would he eventually ascend to Dio over heaven?

    • @aceofconquest5745
      @aceofconquest5745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zamuda3852 If Dio did the ritual, but that would take some time. and destroying himself being part of the ritual

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not to mention he has unparalleled charisma. even without his stand he could likely just take over a large area as a cult leader easily

  • @antoniopatru8123
    @antoniopatru8123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “No one can dodge my emerald splash!” *DIO stops time and dodges it like nothing*

  • @castle9165
    @castle9165 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "This guy could probably escape any situation you put him in whether it be poison gas or shooting him point-blank with an artillery cannon. Could probably survive a bombing, too. He could easily be a threat to humanity..."
    "This old man, on the other hand? Very jumpable. We shall run the 200 v 1 fade on that dude. It will not be fair. He will not survive."
    "This child with a magic comic book? The fade shall be runneth. He will see it coming and still get thrown."

  • @Polish_Rose
    @Polish_Rose ปีที่แล้ว +15

    with Jotaro the government could just evacuate the nearby area and then call air support in the form of an AC-130 to make sure time stop will not help him at all [same goes to DIO], so we do need the big guns, but it do-able vanilla ice could be eventually found out if a drone or satellite of some sort would pick up on a human that magically appears out of nowhere and then disappears, it would be a case of being quick enough in destroying the body before he can disappear, so these 3 come down to probably just using the Angel of Death [AC-130]

    • @mr.brazilian5167
      @mr.brazilian5167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That really wouldn't work for dio, his time stop gets longer and longer, and he can regenerate.
      The best bet is to make sure to only his location, get an special ops team and when it is in the day, plant bombs in their and blow it all up; this won't initially kill him but when the dust settles and he is slowly regenerating; the sun's rays will definitely kill him

    • @mr.brazilian5167
      @mr.brazilian5167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Though that would beat jotaro possibly; only up up have like multiple of them though as star platinum literally moves at light speed and was only outside by a shit ton of knives thrown at near light speed.
      Or other similarly fast stands that catch him off guard.

    • @mr.brazilian5167
      @mr.brazilian5167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And for vanilla ice, while yes that can beat him your explanation for satellite imaging is quite wrong and makes more sense the sensors on board the angek of death would notice it.
      An simpler option is to just call a sniper and maybe a simple stealth aircraft above to locate him and take him out before he can do anything.

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.brazilian5167 Bruh Dio had his leg ripped off by glass. He is literally getting eviscerated by bombs 😂

    • @mr.brazilian5167
      @mr.brazilian5167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omnii5818 thank you for actually arguing and not just saying; "I ain't reading allat."

  • @aryanshdeepak1330
    @aryanshdeepak1330 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where’s my boy yellow temperance, bro literally has a counter to way to harm it, and can disguise himself as anyone

  • @tm8089
    @tm8089 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn, The World stomps kakyoin both in JOJO'S and IRL

  • @the_rose_garden01
    @the_rose_garden01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wouldn't recommend jumping Joseph, just bomb him or whatever. He'll figure out how to use a crowd against us

  • @luigifan001
    @luigifan001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joseph has light speed reactions tho.
    He dodged a beam from the red stone in part 2.

  • @halkreed1388
    @halkreed1388 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Avdol's fire was more or less part of the stand, not real fire. It was completely invisible to the guards in episode 1 of part 3.

  • @krysert4552
    @krysert4552 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "So........Nuke?"
    "Yes Steve Nuke"

  • @parsifalkitty5109
    @parsifalkitty5109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have better gamers and gamblers. This just makes me proud.

  • @shiakku
    @shiakku ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would just get an masochist to get affected by lovers and then murk steely dan

  • @axesomerta1139
    @axesomerta1139 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dark blue moon gets solo'd by the fukushima power plant

  • @gc8568
    @gc8568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jotaro almost got bodied by Dios knives, Sheer Heart Attack which is probably equivalent to a grenade like explosion, and a Rat that had a sniper rifle. He is definitely beatable within your own standards without any or much collateral damage to the public, somewhere between Tiers 2 and 3.

    • @omnii5818
      @omnii5818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This. Jotaro is super overrated when you consider the fact that Pucci nearly clapped this dude 2 times (Acid scene and stealing his disc) and even killed him all without having to physically confront him on his level. Even Kira almost smoked him without even needing to be face to face with him, and all it took was his sub-stand. Realistically I don’t even think we’d need nukes to take him

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@omnii5818 tbf Pucci has some damn broken stands and Jotaro got the last laugh against Kira since he beat the crap out of him even AFTER taking a point blank blast SHA.

  • @DrPie0licious
    @DrPie0licious ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In other words, any stand user that can get their ass beat by one regular, determined human is actually weaker than 'Survivor', which DIO himself considered the 'weakest' stand

  • @IceFlower22
    @IceFlower22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This made me realise just how difficult it'd be for regular people to figure Pet shop. We'd have to first understand that the ice is psychically created AND that the one causing it is a literal bird. At least in the case of the other stand users it wouldn't be too unreasonable for people to eventually assume that a human has psychic powers and is using them to cause all this carnage. On the other hand, for Pet shop people would *also* have to assume that the bird is the one causing all of this, which i find unlikely since i believe nearly no one would even consider Pet shop as the cause for at least a really long time. In this case assuming the stand users went completely rampage mode i'd think Pet shop could annhilate at least Cairo's entire population before anyone considers the possibility of the bird having psychic abilities.

  • @KiyoGam1
    @KiyoGam1 ปีที่แล้ว

    joseph is simply unjumpable with the joestar secret technique.

  • @Castorhater106
    @Castorhater106 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hol horse being jumper by a large group of people that aren't stand users with no actual stand causing this event is so goddamn funny to me

  • @NoOne-qi4tb
    @NoOne-qi4tb ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Humanity vs JoJo on god 💪

  • @isaiascanete6651
    @isaiascanete6651 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tower of grey getting some love? that's a surprise but a welcomed one

  • @nawakening370
    @nawakening370 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You could beat dio with one big uv light or one normal uv light and a bunch of mirrors

  • @herpyderp4556
    @herpyderp4556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine if J Gial put his hanged man in his own eye. At that point it would literally be that all he needs to kill you is look at you

  • @mccormickmonias484
    @mccormickmonias484 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of these users I’m just thinking of the scene where Mista, Abbacchio and Narancia just kick the shit out of that one guy

  • @JakeBryarly
    @JakeBryarly ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make a how many children each character could beat in a fight

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alright listen here Alessi...

  • @John34bruh
    @John34bruh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This GOTTA be made for all parts

  • @emilioparrilla465
    @emilioparrilla465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep this series going

  • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
    @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    some of these fight the key part is to figure how who the fuck is the user

  • @KiyoGam1
    @KiyoGam1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean if Dio just stands under an umbrella in the day we couldn't stop him

  • @The_Scronkle
    @The_Scronkle ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can Jotaro run away from the blast radius of a nuke in those 10 seconds?

    • @Crabgar
      @Crabgar ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Star Platinum gets him a fridge through the prison bars to climb inside

    • @John34bruh
      @John34bruh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, but Kaleb did say that would be a last resort cuz it would of casualties

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'd have to somehow get him into an unpopulated area with nothing around for many miles to nuke him without casualties.
      Otherwise, nuking something is a last resort, designated for events that absolutely require them.
      For all the "we not defeating them", it would take something ridiculous to stand a chance, and nukes may not be required.

    • @geschnitztekiste4111
      @geschnitztekiste4111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he got in a car and spammed time stop the moment he knows about the nuke he might clutch it

    • @The_Scronkle
      @The_Scronkle ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geschnitztekiste4111 fair yea

  • @Facebones2391
    @Facebones2391 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kaleb, hear my call from the deep recesses of TH-cam: Mojo JoJo. This needs to exist, please make my dreams come true. If I'm not being clear, smart evil monkey is a JoJo.

  • @JoahTheThread5ive
    @JoahTheThread5ive 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We could easily beat stand users like Jotaro, we just need a colorless, odorless gas like carbon monoxide.

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I LOVE this concept.

  • @arminkir9389
    @arminkir9389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like one thing people need to remember only the stand moves at light speed and can hit like a fuckin tank not the stand user so for example Jotaro can’t punch like sp and he can’t move like sp the only stand users who are capable of this cause they themselves have shown feats comparable to their stands are Joseph,jolyne,f.f and that old man from part 6 cause all of these people have dodged lightspeed attacks from stands without using their stand soo to say Jotaro has lightspeed well anything is cap cause he don’t we’ll maybe perception speed but that doesn’t really matter if you can’t act on it

    • @jacksonhoiland2664
      @jacksonhoiland2664 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does have massive durability though, I think you can high ball him to mountain durability where bullets would not hurt him.

  • @grixan8012
    @grixan8012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give me a grenade with all of them sleeping, high, naked, they cant activate their stands and two rocks identical to one another then maybe I can

  • @kopan77
    @kopan77 ปีที่แล้ว

    The glazing is unreal

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised that with Darby nobody thought of just... beating him up like the rest of the users. Yeah, sure, if we kill you, the soul of whoever you trapped will be lost, but you never said anything about beating the crap out of you until every bone in your body is burning in pain...
    On that note, the brothers stand works based on your admission of defeat... So in other words, Darby brothers are countered by delusional narcissists who don't have the capacity to admit defeat even when it's clear as day. They can lose and lose, but they still won't FEEL like they've lost

  • @hariman7727
    @hariman7727 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Looks at the Tuskegee Experiments, Waco, Ruby Ridge, and many other things the government has done.* ...
    You're very much an optimist.

  • @legitgamer8884
    @legitgamer8884 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another way to easily defeat avdol, if your pour tons of gasoline around him, not only can he not use his flames but you can set him on fire yourself

  • @MikeDaddyMCS
    @MikeDaddyMCS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What if Darby challenges all the world leaders to poker?

  • @b-rzvn301
    @b-rzvn301 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meanwhile Jotaro gets beaten by a rat with bullets. Imagine a team of snipers. Jotaro wouldn't stand a chance

  • @TheAlison1456
    @TheAlison1456 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:48 I love this WW3 inspired video HAHAHAH.
    2:00 when are we getting a video that's about a fight between some JoJo, and a western cartoon character?
    Speaking of video ideas - and I'm sure you're not running out of those, sorry - how about a jojo villain like Diavolo, except he can turn back time for 5 seconds (or an increasing period according to user ability). Never been done up to Stone Ocean. DIO loves faking out people as if he's doing this, but he's not.
    3:25 the art of jumping 😂😂.
    4:31 "jumpable people" I love this jumpable word 😂😂. Like an engineer has to check for it.
    7:27 "makes it more funny" 😂😂.
    12:08 that's horrific.
    15:54 "and this range keeps on moving with that guy, ya know, probably that guy" hahahahaha.

  • @KiyoGam1
    @KiyoGam1 ปีที่แล้ว

    the problem with the baby stand is nobody other than someone as smart as Kakyoin(Kinda special case) would know the baby is the stand user.

  • @RedVelvetUnderground333
    @RedVelvetUnderground333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if it bleeds we can kill it

  • @MyHandsForWar
    @MyHandsForWar ปีที่แล้ว

    You remember that only a stand can beat a stand?

  • @lefteron6804
    @lefteron6804 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean, if you have a taskforce that includes snipers with heat vision, you can force Jotaro to timestop and while he is on cooldown multiple snipers fire at the same time.

    • @justakuudere
      @justakuudere ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was shown that Star Platinum is able to independently catch a bullet from point blank range. I don't think it's unreasonable to assume it could stop the snipers' rounds

    • @John34bruh
      @John34bruh ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ⁠@@justakuuderetrue. It can move without Jotaro’s knowledge, so it would most likely catch all the bullets

    • @Sans_56
      @Sans_56 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe if there's enough snipers he would eventually be overwhelmed. I'm talking like maybe hundreds of bullets being fired at once from all different directions. This would surely overwhelm him at some point unless he uses time stop to escape, since time stop is kinda spammable in the series

    • @nawakening370
      @nawakening370 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@justakuuderehe could only stop it if he knew it was coming For him, remember that he got hit by the rat when it bounced the bullet in part 4

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of them you can't.

  • @aidaniscool3482
    @aidaniscool3482 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We'd win since we basically have the ability of future sight because of our knowledge of part 3

  • @fuckem254
    @fuckem254 ปีที่แล้ว

    find dio's crib then just bomb it, the light from the sun comes in and melts him

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine if Jonathan Joestar had a Stand.

    • @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon
      @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does, it just happens to be post-mortem.

    • @Shady_br
      @Shady_br ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did

    • @shutup_lol
      @shutup_lol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falconno it is the manifestation of hamon, jonathan always had it and probably could eventually have manifestated it
      when dio used the arrow on itself both their stands manifestated sending signals to all joestars to do the same because of the psychic link of the family

    • @shutup_lol
      @shutup_lol ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he had a stand

    • @cultofmel
      @cultofmel ปีที่แล้ว

      to say jonathan had a stand would be factually correct, but it's very misleading.
      jonathan's *dead* *body* had a stand that dio used to track the joestars.
      saying jonathan had a stand makes it sound like he was fighting with something like star platinum in part 1, which he wasn't.

  • @novatheboss2
    @novatheboss2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DIO loses to UV flashlight

  • @zippingrat6563
    @zippingrat6563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poison his/her water

  • @kindasomeviews
    @kindasomeviews ปีที่แล้ว

    N'Doul reminds me of how they took out Lucy in Elfin Lied. Both take out mfs really similarly

  • @DoctorOfPlague890
    @DoctorOfPlague890 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:53 Star Platinum whammu

  • @slorty4494
    @slorty4494 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the US government gives me the nuclear launch codes then I can solo them all.

  • @ayorikoo
    @ayorikoo ปีที่แล้ว

    He was a threat to the world once 2:13

  • @Narvalo_Lastar
    @Narvalo_Lastar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video made me remember how boring Part 3 stands are

  • @jajo1331
    @jajo1331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stroheim vs that one Stalingrad Stand user

  • @-AirKat-
    @-AirKat- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boingo using Thot to watch his own ass get kicked

  • @Chowder_T
    @Chowder_T ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dunno, Jotaro struggles pretty hard with long-distance fights. You might be able to ambush him with a sniper rifle.
    Give Death 13 a little more credit. The murders would be difficult to trace, and no one would suspect a baby.

  • @lpmatthews7387
    @lpmatthews7387 ปีที่แล้ว

    We now need a jojo vs. A-10 Warthog tierlist

  • @dragonknight1560
    @dragonknight1560 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Also snipping Jotaro wouldn't work since Star Platinum's reaction speed is that fast... at its youth of course. SO yea.

    • @nawakening370
      @nawakening370 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember that Jotaro got hit by the rat

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He can't react to what he doesn't know is coming.

  • @notsoepikname
    @notsoepikname ปีที่แล้ว

    jotaro

  • @jaceanator9
    @jaceanator9 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    strength is so funny because like if that mf gets found, you can just send a tomahawk missile at it and the problem is solved instantly

  • @robertoberto9385
    @robertoberto9385 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coud you try the demo of jojo diamond records revival? It would be nice to see you talk about fan contents, it's based on a deleted jojo game