Far Cry, Assassin's Creed and Watch Dogs - Ubisoft Logics [ AI, gameplay, animals]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- This video is a joke, I love all these games and I understand perfectly that the reality of the games is very different from ours, don't take the video seriously! All gameplays in this video were recorded by me, my friend Sneaky Menace helped me a lot with the english translations! I hope you like!
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This video is a joke, I love all these games and I understand perfectly that the reality of the games is very different from ours, don't take the video seriously! All gameplays in this video were recorded by me, my friend Sneaky Menace helped me a lot with the english translations! I hope you like!
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So you speak Spanish
@@orcave8802 portuguese
@@orcave8802 😤
Nice content...keep it up 😈😈😈
how long will we be confused with people who speak Spanish? :(
If you put the game names together you get watch assassin's cry
XD
or Far Dogs Creed.
OMG yes
Dogs assassins cry
Far creed watch
Best part of this clip: You don’t need to play the game to understand the video
U just need to know Ubisoft
it's universal glitch😂
The powerful animal in the ubisoft games is kfc chickens😂😂😂
Completely unrealistic games thats ubisoft for you
@@themessenger4008 Thank you messenger, you may go now.
It's a joke, laugh while u can
AC: you can't hurt chickens
FC: you can't hurt chickens
(Bethesda)
Skyrim: if you hurt a chicken, the whole empire is after you no matter a million dragons are destroying the city
There is something going on between these chickens and Gaming Industries
Legenda of Zelda: if you hurt chickens u need handle with the whole chickens gang
Witcher 3 if u kill too many cows a demon comes for you
Then there's the Fable games that encourage kicking chickens.
Haven't played them in a long time but I think there's even achivements and titles for your Hero for kicking chickens. xD
R* RDR2 : no you can't hurt chicken 🐔
And in Shadow warrior if you kill/hurt a bunny 🐰 it will turn full on demon mode & will kill you 😈
When ubisoft makes a E3 trailer:
"High definition and detailed"
When ubisoft released the game:
"Do you want a potato?"
Hides switch that makes game looks better
This is a perfect definition for the new watch dogs, 20hrs of story mode gameplay and all of it sucks.
They're not baiting it anymore nowadays ..
Far cry 3 jason face (in information of jason brody) downgrade be like:
They stopped downgrading since AC Origins.
I dont understand y peopole still makes fun about ubi for downgrading even they stopped that. And they upgraded many gmaes like AC Valhalla which is better than the E3 show. Far Cry 5, AC Origins and Odyssey looked same as E3.
7:36 This is what makes my day ;)
That guy was a simp
Ubisoft must love chickens 😂
😂
Valve love chickens
Not in odyssey.
But Tencent likes them even more so they serve em😂
Zelda's chicken logic wins
7:41 I remember doing that during my first time playing FC4, I felt so excluded
WuT Da HeLl aR U DoiNG
double standards
Ikr, i'm just tryna to vibe
If I was the one who was playing I would have killed them all 🤣🤣 I didn't waste my bullets when I played.....I should have tried it xd
@@businessgamerprb5398 my dude they drop bullets😁
1:10 forgot to say the unarmed guy was a black one
(Humour)
Hahaha
No more accurate depiction of police in a video game
😔
Noah Lamouruex it’s actually pretty inaccurate in all honesty
@@SkynetT-1944 how?
7:34 when you think you’re part of the boys/homies now
I think the reason there is no kids, is because people would start killing them, which is bad. Also they would have to create animations for the kids getting shot, bleeding, or blowing up. Great video though.
Unless if they make kidz indestructible like the chickens
@@Volatxle-KXD ac origins had invincible kids.
In AC Odyssey you can kill chickens but children are invincible ;)
@@Kyle-ph5hc they could make them like chickens
There are federal regulations in the U.S. as well as most countries that prohibit game developers from allowing the player to harm children during live game play. They can, however, show it in a cut scene or cinematic. There are children in Ghost Recon (also Ubisoft) that are invincible for that reason. Most companies simply don't bother adding children as they would be useless npc's taking up space.
I died when he shot is gun into the air "what hell are you doing" : ( 😂
Then after he shouts at him he goes and shoot with them 😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️
He was just trying to show him how to do it properly
My fav scene❤️🤣🤣🤣
Chutiya saala
He a SIMP
this is what happens when you have to pump out 4 games every year.
Rockstar has just as bad if not worse game logic.
@@santhoshsridhar5887 The logic is not the problem, the implementation is. Almost all games can be described as having similar logic
@@santhoshsridhar5887 play rdr2
@@elpibelol5005 its a masterpiece
@@elpibelol5005 I did apparently every single person in red dead know automatically your name when you commit a crime. And the lawman arrive on the scene in mere seconds even though I am in dark woods in middle of nowhere. What were you saying about red dead logic again?
4:01 that dude is doing the “I just got home from work and have to take a massive dump” waddle. 😂
lmao i do that waddle no matter where i am. 😌
Hahhaa
get out of here u rat micah
MarcPlayzMC1576 Haha! Arthur is that you?
@@Micah__ yea
7:35 best part
Police officer: "it's ok, he is unarmed"
Terminator REV-9: "my whole body is a weapon."
Chickens: This immortal body , this is what means to be a god
1:09 So realistic
But the cop was also black
@ToFonHon so it wasn't racism
You realize he was stealing a car right
@@nicolasmartins9145 But in the real life police in the usa shoots 5 or 7 times to an unarmed guy xD
@@nicolasmartins9145 What are you even trying to say here?
Who also believes that most logics are bugs? xD
hahaha maybe!
Just lazy developers and a company that wants money! There are many other games with less budget and are doing much better in the AI department
It's not a bug, it's a feature
@@ChauNezuko you don't get it..
1:05 "Ok officers you got me, lemme just throw up this mask, don't wanna get that.." [Gets shot]
7:39 Ajay Ghale cant join the party ;-;
this made me laugh from my heat to ajay xDDD
12:07 ”He’s running”?
Hey, he might identify as a he
JamesTheFox maybe
Free police car
HE XDD
In real life she could've just said "diD you jUSt aSSuMe mY gEndER" and the police would be the ones running away
No chickens were hurt in the production of this video
6:50 I like how he just places the C4 so carefully on to the chicken
What game is dat?
@@gutzee_ Far cry 4
still better then cyberpunk
Ah you actually forget about skyrim, Just try sneak at them When your sneak level 100 And kill one of the bandits near another bandits And the bandits gonna say like this "must've be the wind"
Skyrim is not an ubisoft game
Try killing a chicken.
11:39 "Aww, there's a shadow over there"
...what?
This man making the real observations over here 😂😂
Yeah
Can't blame him, he's in a ubisoft game
7:35 Im Laughing so hard
U cannot join us outsider
When youre friends don't let you enjoy
AAAOAAAO
@@actuallymichael1 but I'm your leader
@@gshfdhgldfhl4342 no outsiders allowed
This is one of the best videos on TH-cam ever ! Keep posting stuff like this !
Thanks Man !
NPC 1 gets tasered by his own phone.
NPC 2: “why does this keep happening?”
LOL LOL.
0:18 I like how when Jason moves out of the way, that dude on the back pats the car, as if to say "go go go!" and then the car speeds off.
4:46 had me dying 😂😂😂
It looked like hes partner wanted to get away from him so bad
7:35 i have also done that same thing :(
:(
:(
7:35
Enfim a hipocrisia
Hahaha
@@NovelliGamer :)
Boa kkkk
faça o que eu falo, mas não faça o que eu faço
Kkk
That was one thing I hated about farcry 2, if an enemy gets hit or almost gets hit by one of their own the game acts as if you did it and every enemy around automatically knows exactly where you are.
1:01 That was pretty accurate to me...
Jagger: I trust my team mates.
In the game: You get killed by your own team mate.
xD
Not as much as Bethesda
That's Rook
One, thats rook. And two, its spelled Jäger
7:12 ubisoft's corona prediction 🤔🤔
what does it have with that?
Don't touch me
@@thejoeman4774 social distancing 😂😂
There's a scene in Ghost recon wildlands where the main character says "we spend millions of dollars on hand sanitizer alone"
😂😂
Don't mess with the chicken in Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Kills all other animals.
Assassin: no problem
*Start killing chicken*
Chicken: Pathetic!
Chickens are crazy in AC Odyssey. And you can kill them.
Which ac is this
Man, muito legal você colocar legendas pra Brasileiros e Americanos +1 sub :)
Tmj!
7:40 that is why I slaughter the golden path members whenever I see them.
You don't have any karma points then do you?
Same
I can kill them without consequences since my karma is maxed out >:P. Once it's at max, it cant go down anymore.
A great video idea executed perfectly, glad I was able to help :D
so funny ubisoft game logics,,,but their games are legendary
Yup.. their story telling is outstanding
@@nanfees7036 You are being sarcastic. Play a Sony game and disagree
@@Elico-du1oi Wtf does Sony has to do With ubisoft? No, seriously bro, you're being Sarcastic. LOL.
Sony Fanboy alert bois.
@@Elico-du1oi sony😂😂😂
@@Elico-du1oi true
1:09 never tought this game was set in 2020...
Bully: Whats wrong, chicken?!
*Chicken is physically impossible to hurt
Me: Thank you
Should have said about how in Odyssey a chicken can mess you up
True, i can kill a alpha lion but a alpha rooster, now that's when i go running away like a bitch.
It's fucking ridiculous like you fight an enemy then all the npcs attack you as well as chickens and somehow they can possibly kill you
1:07 if police do that in real life there will be no human in this planet
Exactly!
I mean, that's american cops style
@@alessandrominutoli5600 nah lol
@@folbykleetwood7462 it is
That would imply that all 7 billion people are criminals
7:41 when you try to enjoy yourself at someone else party
Ubisoft: You can't hurt chicken
CS:GO: Hold my gun
Minecraft: Hold my Netherite sword
Far Cry 5: Decides to break rule about chickens, and allows players to place C4 on the chickens, and kick the chickens to NPCs
Alexios: Im a Demigod.
Bayek: Im a medjay that is also an Assassin.
Chicken: Im gonna ruin this men whole career.
yO GoT SUm m0nEY FoR mE BOAH?
4:55 O som da audiência do chaves rindo quando o policial foi largado pelo parceiro ficou bao demais
7:41 they said "what the hell are you doing? " Well then I killed them,XD they deserve that if they don't have manners to behave with me (far cry 4)
1:55 i think right side atm machine is broken 🥺
Ive never seen someone place plastic explosives more carefully onto a chicken...
Ubisoft: my "true next-gen experience"
The slogan for the company is “ just leave it, it’s a video game”
I am genuinely impressed on how good ubisoft graphics are
Best true.if you ask to me.
But no for gameplay
Environment looks amazing but ı can’t say the same about NPCs.
I love that u added Portuguese words as well!
Eu amo que você adicionou palavras em português também!
;)
tava vendo meus recomendados e apareceu esse vídeo
cara vc tem futuro!
o vídeo é mt bom sério
vou me inscrever e começar a te acompanhar :)
Obrigado irmão!
This is the Content We Pay Our Internet For :)
7:35 me fez rir demais, kkkkk
Sim
Sim
Sim
Caraca mano, trabalho foda o seu de botar em duas linguagens. Ate pensei em comentar em inglês ate ver a legenda.
Valeu man !
@@NovelliGamer Traz parte 2 pa nois kkk
@@aveteranplayer6403 possívelmente vou trazer assim que tiver jogado os jogos que tão pra lançar, abraço !
Confirmed that ubisoft has a secret chicken worship religion
It’s amazing how in 2020 we are finally able to see chickens being represented correctly and positively.
7:40 its racism
But everyone in that clip is asian. Ajay is just an American citizen
@@cracksniffer396 exactly
@@cracksniffer396 and they treat him different. Isn't that racist?
@@RICHard-wo9bi That's xenophoby
@@xJhoanEizex that's racism
7:38
Girls: *shooting and happy screaming*
Main hero: *shoots too*
Dude: what the hell are you doing?! >:(
Warning: Too far behind target
*5 seconds later*
Warning: Too far ahead of target
The only games that had the tracking target done well was Assassins creed 2 and brotherhood, you didn't have to be anywhere close to them you just had to make sure you could see them so using buildings and other things worked so well
Ficou muito foda o video,parabens, e obrigado por ter colocado as legendas em portugues kkkkk
Até a dublagem dos jogos está em português
@@player-_-caio ent kkkk, ta obvio q o cara é BR
i have used the invincible walking chicken bomb in far cry many times, thank god zelda gave us those feisty chickens so that every game has invincible chickens
0:25 that's difference between good friends and best friends. 😂
Sons da Gameplay em BR
Titulo e canal todo baseado no Inglês XD
Aqui temos um falso BR AKAKAKAKAAKAKA brinks
God, these Golden Path guys really piss me off...
How to become a Arms Dealer in Watch Dogs 2:
-Buy a Gun
-Have a friend who continuously tases you.
I really love the crisp quality of your gameplay. I thought the parts must be ultra high end. But when I saw your components list I was inspired to build a gaming PC myself.
12:07 "he's running, get on him" is that AI he(male) or she(female) or that police is blind or ubisoft forgot to add something hmmm...🤔🤔
ubisoft is my favourite game developer
Ubisoft's chicken immortality is an attack on PUBG's Chicken dinner
Man I miss Watchdogs 2, one of the best free roaming games in my opinion.
Eu amo esse tipo de conteudo, ainda mais feito por brasileiros. Bom trabalho irmão.
7:33 so funny 😂
1:07
I dunno man, seems pretty realistic to me
você é brasileiro né?,a dublagem do jogo tá em pt br
Sim man
agora que eu percebi que o video tbm é br tanto pela dublagem quanto pelas legendas
Looking forward to make video in far cry 6 since im late, ubisoft really have to improve in their logic that also depends on the difficulty you're playing but i kinda don't want those logic to be fixed if its funny then i have no problem with it, anyway great video the evolution of you're channel is incredible you put alot of effort and work on the videos not like most of the clickbaiters i wish you the best of luck Brother ;)
1:29 what game is this???
Assassin's Creed: Origins 🏛️🏜️🌄🦅🐪
O incrível mundo da Bugsoft e seus conceitos maravilhosos kkkkkkk
1:01 modern games go bit too far with realism. Geez..
I love how in Far Cry 4 you can just be chilling about to walk up to a trader on the side of the road and BAM a golden path truck appears from the side of your screen and just plows through them and disappears into the distance.
Last one: "oh, look at least there's one good😊"
*Later on* : "nevermind..."
00:07 oia so q povo educado, sendo q eu matei eles umas 400 vezes com uma sniper para q n atrapalhem o Procurado Morto kkkkkkk 06:42 Galinhas dps de pegarmos os ovos para comer: Viu? Nem Doi Mais
7:44 My fate in fc3
And next part of AC series going to be happening in 1000 b.c
Valeu por colocar tudo em português pq meu inglês é uma bosta (:
Perfect video! You manage to capture all of things that annoy me in these games.
You can say what ever you want about the far cry series but they have great gameplay in every one
6:42Damn,I thought the badgers were tough enough.
1:07 I mean...
Hello, I'm Brazilian, and it's one of the first times that I see Portuguese in a video of this style, very top
Ele é BR tbm mano
@@kaemi2598 wtf mas tá tudo em inglês pra min
@@mitolinogameplay3059 Ele coloca tudo em inglês msm, mas ele é brasileiro
@@kaemi2598 ohh ok
With an AI like this...the robot apocalypse will stay a SF