Joe Machi Stand-Up

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  • Joe Machi makes a Tonight Show appearance with jokes about going on medication instead of dieting, being mistaken for a woman and the true joy of Fast Pass at Disney World.
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ความคิดเห็น • 278

  • @Slame333
    @Slame333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Love that he’s still doing the whole call the audience “gang” thing. Adds more personality to the set.

    • @sarahbee3868
      @sarahbee3868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! Gang and Team!

    • @raebsen
      @raebsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahbee3868 gang will probably be termed a racist word by 2023.

  • @sammyspaniel6054
    @sammyspaniel6054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    If you threw this guy a surprise party you would never know if it worked.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👁👄👁 this emoji was about him

    • @constitutionalrn4458
      @constitutionalrn4458 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love Joe Machi, but this line made me laugh harder than his whole set! Haha

    • @sameers6148
      @sameers6148 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @dianerember1869
      @dianerember1869 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now that's funny!

  • @grbmajor6645
    @grbmajor6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "If your dog doesn't cheer you up, you should check to see if your dog is a cat!" 😂😂😂 My new favorite quote!

  • @spartacusbringerofrain5623
    @spartacusbringerofrain5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I love the bit when Joe calls the audience _Gang_

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everytime he does it reminds me of Scooby-doo

    • @ergaberga8356
      @ergaberga8356 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t mood killer, otherwise he’s funny

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Been watching comedians all day. Took Joe Machi to finally make me laugh.

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like you didn't watch enough comedians at the time. I have a playlist of great material about 500

  • @drewtroutman
    @drewtroutman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can’t believe there are no comments about him holding the glass that way. Clicked on the video and instantly laughed when he said “should’ve left that backstage” and looked down at it lol

  • @john757
    @john757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Literally one of the best late night stand up appearances I've ever seen.

  • @ericmays7046
    @ericmays7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Whenever some one tells you "Women can't be funny!" Show them this clip.

    • @GokulOnFire
      @GokulOnFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment.

  • @D3COD3D
    @D3COD3D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    He looks like a modern over stuffed Woody doll from Toy Story, minus the cowboy attire.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bobby moynihan as ted cruz

    • @GrandpaCaleb
      @GrandpaCaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yooooo lol

  • @muraddiab6393
    @muraddiab6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It’s good that Bobby Moynihan is still doing characters outside of SNL

  • @MattJansen86
    @MattJansen86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I saw Joe a few years ago during the Last Comic Standing tour and she's amazing in person too.

  • @Stoic_Alien
    @Stoic_Alien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wish there was more on youtube with Joe machi i can tell you put in some work with your jokes you're great man.

  • @kaninma7237
    @kaninma7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Steroids are safer than football." True, true.

    • @Henrik46
      @Henrik46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *American football, that is. Regular football is quite safe.

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This has to be one of the most uncomfortable-looking ways to hold a beer possible 😆

  • @Vecun
    @Vecun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This prolific comedian just hits the spot for me
    I am appalled how little there is on the web from Joe Machi
    I mean, can u really tell me that his style is not unique?
    Please do.
    I would love more comedians with that humor and odd personality
    I would like to hear your recommendations, please

    • @irider1201
      @irider1201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Hamilton

    • @davidvalensi8616
      @davidvalensi8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprised I haven't heard of him before now.

    • @csarpalace1518
      @csarpalace1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking Mitch Hedberg brother. One of the legends

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This Joe rocks! Hilarious stuff!
      Here's a couple other Joe's who crack me up:
      Joe Mande
      Joe Zimmerman

    • @kioplqwerty
      @kioplqwerty ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamie Lissow

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    This woman is hilarious

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wade ... that's a dude

    • @LinaGirl
      @LinaGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And shes pregnant

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@timothyfloogle: He was JOKING!! Sheesh!!!

    • @olemanshavadoo7893
      @olemanshavadoo7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think she's a lesbian. it's the haircut

    • @ALu-nq8rf
      @ALu-nq8rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *pregnant woman

  • @carniedph
    @carniedph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    we need some more joe machi. I just have to watch the same videos over and over again.

  • @watson3047z
    @watson3047z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe is great. I wasn't sure what to make of him when I first saw him as a guest on the show Red Eye.

  • @Womb_to_Tomb_Apologetics
    @Womb_to_Tomb_Apologetics 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've never laughed so hard in my life! 🤣

  • @Sarafara7
    @Sarafara7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Joe Machi!!! I love this guy. I remember him from last comic standing

  • @alexgordonepic
    @alexgordonepic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    joe machi is the shit. way more funny than sooo many others!!!! go joe machi!!!

  • @saintdameon
    @saintdameon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love his routine. Saw Joe perform in Vancouver the very next night and he killed it. Very funny

  • @poncho_x4410
    @poncho_x4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe is really talented and funny man lol personally I really do truly think that Joe is one of the better stand up comics that's doing it right now. I hope that he starts to FINALLY get the credit that he definitely deserves dude. He always manages to put together a really solid set with very good material that's always super unique and original, ya know? Anyway, I'm a big fan of stand up comedy in general and I've most certainly become a fan of Joe and his act overall in general. Glad to see that at least on the internet more people seem to be giving him the credit and recognition that I honestly do really think that hes earned regarding his career.

  • @beepboop4001
    @beepboop4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I loved Joe on Last Comic Standing! His nicknames for the audience kill me.

  • @MadsterV
    @MadsterV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That bit about "security questions" is on point. They're a dent on actual security for the same reasons he exposed here.

  • @ricsanders69
    @ricsanders69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny up to the cat comments...I love each and every one of my cats as they do me...you bastard! :-D

  • @xdudeifartedx
    @xdudeifartedx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "The Kid" killing it like always!🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @Teenom
    @Teenom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now that's how you do a tight five, folks.
    Amazing work.

  • @brilleargasm7342
    @brilleargasm7342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That pose he's doing makes him look like the Captain of the Penguins of Madagascar

  • @kennethwagnerjr21
    @kennethwagnerjr21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jeff dunham's puppets are looking more and more realistic 😂

  • @heydenleekley4757
    @heydenleekley4757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Saw him and Michelle Wolf open for Louis C.K. at the Target Center in Minneapolis a couple years ago. Just as funny here.

  • @joserobles8028
    @joserobles8028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He's like an SNL character

  • @cesarbaca
    @cesarbaca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s so awkward. I love it😂

  • @enonya1809
    @enonya1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i look forward to more of this guy, gang.

  • @vilislacis3337
    @vilislacis3337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent, I’m going to see Joe live tonight!

  • @briantrull2726
    @briantrull2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Been watching your stuff for years now Joe, keep up the good work!

  • @BongandBud
    @BongandBud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best working today. Machi's the kid.

  • @truthforyouth1995
    @truthforyouth1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He has the personality of a comedian. While I didn't flat out laugh at his jokes, I was drawn and hooked. With alot of comedians, I don't feel like I'm hearing a comedian on stage but just some random person telling jokes. This guy did great.

    • @BegoneJonah
      @BegoneJonah ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a face for comedy.

  • @brandonnoyes1364
    @brandonnoyes1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This guy's great. Just saw him on greg gutfeild show

    • @crystalship9900
      @crystalship9900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brandon Noyes I saw that... Almost pissed my pants I was lmao so hard. The frozen head!!! On my gawd.

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crystalship9900 His standup is good, but he is funnier on The Greg Gutfeld Show.

    • @crystalship9900
      @crystalship9900 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scott Meckley Yeah, he’s great on Gutfeld. Joe is kinda androgynous... I wasn’t sure if he was trans or what.

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to see him on Greg’s old 3:00 AM show “Redeye.” (still the best thing Greg’s done IMO). Joe’s awkward nervous persona demanded attention. His humor seems so authentic to who he is, less contrived or forced than many comedians IMO. A very funny guy.

  • @tbrown9328
    @tbrown9328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was actually very entertaining. I enjoyed it :)

  • @absolutelyjeda3867
    @absolutelyjeda3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part of the Machi Gang - it’s an honor!

  • @jrl4907
    @jrl4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do I change the answers to facts about myself! - that was brilliant Joe!

  • @TehSymbiote
    @TehSymbiote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Joe's work

  • @lallysoncalderon
    @lallysoncalderon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stealing ‘scratch me right where I itch’ 🤣

  • @ChrisRoperArt
    @ChrisRoperArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Funniest pregnant lady I've ever seen!

  • @noelpf
    @noelpf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When Jimmy said you shoulda left that back stage lol

  • @ashleyh949
    @ashleyh949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So crazy I just watched him on Bumping Mics on Netflix lmao

  • @somewhitepunk
    @somewhitepunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How great was it when he had to shift the objects around to be able to shake Jimmy's hand

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and the furtive wiping of the no-doubt sweaty, clammy hand

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe Machi is funny and weird. It's a good combination.

  • @VictoV7
    @VictoV7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of his best! Every joke was good

  • @carniedph
    @carniedph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SPECIAL ALREADY

  • @metalphobos3632
    @metalphobos3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joes hilarious. He does an amazing Hannah Gadsby impression.

  • @ralphmarquez9548
    @ralphmarquez9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw Joe at a comedy club in time Square . At got pains from laughing 😃 so hard 😭.

  • @by1310
    @by1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only watchable 5 minutes of a jimmy fallon tonight show.

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cocaine and cafe fighting. ‘Sounds like half my coworkers 😂

  • @gongoozleriam9783
    @gongoozleriam9783 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m going to see him live and I can’t wait 😁

  • @gmo709
    @gmo709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is funny. Remember him from that comedian competition show...where Rosanne and Norm McDonald were judges.

  • @anthonysclafani3963
    @anthonysclafani3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He reminds me of Tre Cool (Green Day's drummer)

  • @72grantorino
    @72grantorino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You're scratching me right where I itch doc.".

  • @thegreatmonster
    @thegreatmonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I started loving it more towards the end.

  • @reeferseasalt
    @reeferseasalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's brilliant

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe Machi needs to unleash at a combat club: Spar, change; become a substance that's not whipped!

  • @diegoa137
    @diegoa137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    oh shit he's from State College, PA

  • @machinezwinn8625
    @machinezwinn8625 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Machi and Stu were hilarious. What a great comedy duo.

  • @canadianroxy
    @canadianroxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Props to anyone who does stand up... I'd never be able to do that, ever. He wasn't bad. :)

  • @jamesshulkind5077
    @jamesshulkind5077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Neil Hamburger already has the carrying-around-alcohol bit taken care of.

  • @johnmamo653
    @johnmamo653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is great

  • @mikeposner8563
    @mikeposner8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a real life morty

  • @soundautomatic1
    @soundautomatic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just saw him at work the past 3 days. These same jokes are even more tuned

  • @sdsumiguel5937
    @sdsumiguel5937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When he said you dont want to be a man convincing another man that youre also a man, he should have added, “while he’s handing you a Baconator.”

  • @KilimitiFrriuuu
    @KilimitiFrriuuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    First time I've seen a pregnant woman do stand-up. Well done!

    • @jrr4475
      @jrr4475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch Ali Wong if you want to see it for a second time...

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jamie R and a third

    • @jvmtube
      @jvmtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      also: Christina P's 30min special from Las Vegas (episode 6 of "The Degenerates" on Netflix)

  • @Cloud_Envious
    @Cloud_Envious 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My spirit animal

  • @easternturki6080
    @easternturki6080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello from East Turkistan 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋😊😊😊😊 many many love 💙 💜 💙 💜 💙 💜

  • @amywebb1826
    @amywebb1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Animals that don’t love you! Damn cats lol

  • @videoshomepage
    @videoshomepage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His n word joke about passwords is the number one joke ever.

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's Pat!!!!

    • @janishart5128
      @janishart5128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Michael Pipkin:* I see what you did there! 😆

  • @denisewhisler5536
    @denisewhisler5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like this guy! 😄

  • @johnheinz57
    @johnheinz57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious Mr. Machi!!!!

  • @kaninma7237
    @kaninma7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy!

  • @kennichols3992
    @kennichols3992 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even funnier just winging it.

  • @jacobhaarala6744
    @jacobhaarala6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the way he says cocaine😂

  • @lukeknowles5700
    @lukeknowles5700 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bet Fallon does not invite Machi on now that he's a regular on Gutfeld!

  • @AnthonetteLao
    @AnthonetteLao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think you need a medication 😂

  • @zachcotter-aschoff2727
    @zachcotter-aschoff2727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Machi wants to go. Phil and Sam say "No"

  • @rishichowdhary2731
    @rishichowdhary2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious set Joe Machi! Rocking the new suit!

  • @peanutismint
    @peanutismint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Wow Hannah Gadsby got a lot funnier than her last 'comedy' routine.

  • @danjwalker
    @danjwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He looks like Pee Wee Herman if Pee Wee Herman's big adventure was going to the donut shop.

  • @Gqrican94
    @Gqrican94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks like peewee Herman but his adventure was to McDonalds 😂

  • @jvmtube
    @jvmtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he brought a fucking glass onstage for a Tonight Show set, just to do a "should have left it backstage" throwaway-joke and never reference it again. that is some Hedberg style dedication. love it...

  • @whoopshey826
    @whoopshey826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this dude is going to be huge.

    • @Mateo-et3wl
      @Mateo-et3wl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's already pretty big. Look at that gut

  • @tylerbest1586
    @tylerbest1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe machi is my favorite character in orange is the new black

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    he is great

  • @airheadbyaaaaaaah
    @airheadbyaaaaaaah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck yea! Funny as hell

  • @randymarsh6477
    @randymarsh6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruhhh he so funny

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's great on the radio aswell check him out on Jim and Sam

    • @randymarsh6477
      @randymarsh6477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lamo lambda Whaaaattt????????
      I didn’t know. Thanks for the heads up, I’ll check him out

  • @michaelrutledge619
    @michaelrutledge619 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Killer set by The Kid.

  • @harlemdeni
    @harlemdeni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Like a mix of a creepy doll and Ted Cruz.

  • @mirabai305
    @mirabai305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like him!

  • @doheo33
    @doheo33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is one of the hands (that holds the cup) is much larger than the microphone hand

  • @theflytrapdiaries5570
    @theflytrapdiaries5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He has a og style to him.

  • @pauldavid4949
    @pauldavid4949 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe is the Kid!