TAKING OMAHA BEACH WITH A 1911 | Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond

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  • @thatguy7444
    @thatguy7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22458

    “A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson”
    Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”

    • @noahdavis3236
      @noahdavis3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      Tis but a flesh wound

    • @thatguy7444
      @thatguy7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@noahdavis3236 a flesh wound? your torsos off!

    • @Mr_Exactly
      @Mr_Exactly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      sucks too suck I guess

    • @touhoutrash2436
      @touhoutrash2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Generation zero

    • @touhoutrash2436
      @touhoutrash2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      th-cam.com/video/oK68wFPpIR4/w-d-xo.html

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    "Is he a high-ranking German?"
    "Worse."
    "He's *_F R E N C H._* "

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      *has spy from team fortress 2 flashbacks*

    • @freshmcfarland2516
      @freshmcfarland2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      *OUI INTENSIFIES*

    • @Double_D__
      @Double_D__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Spoken like a TABG player.

    • @duo496
      @duo496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As an english nobleman in 1400, I 100% agree

    • @somedickhead6255
      @somedickhead6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hes the great evil coming

  • @ruskioperator9863
    @ruskioperator9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944

    • @SekenStrm
      @SekenStrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Who knew water guns were that powerful

    • @X-KH4N-X
      @X-KH4N-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.

    • @shortpopsicle2573
      @shortpopsicle2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its pressure washing their skin from their bones

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)

    • @somebodyfamiliar6476
      @somebodyfamiliar6476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here

  • @theheroneededwillette6964
    @theheroneededwillette6964 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Don't you love it when an easter egg has layers?

    • @elmossy
      @elmossy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      A Wilhelm scream... If you will

    • @arandomtree7789
      @arandomtree7789 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Gotta love a good Wilhelm scream

  • @MultiFan30
    @MultiFan30 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Badger: "is a pencil a weapon"
    Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm to living beings or damage to structures"

    • @user-zu8wk3yo5o
      @user-zu8wk3yo5o วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "Or living beings", don't forget that.

    • @Jahades
      @Jahades 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Im pretty sure John Wick would of been so proud of Badger killing nazis with a pencil...A FUCKING PENCIL!!!

    • @MultiFan30
      @MultiFan30 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-zu8wk3yo5o o u rite

  • @-Sirens-
    @-Sirens- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6249

    “Is he a high ranking German?!”
    “Worse.....he’s French”
    Actually had me cracking tf up

    • @Philiph6
      @Philiph6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.

    • @aci6737
      @aci6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)

    • @ehoua
      @ehoua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oui!!!

    • @tk2394
      @tk2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.

  • @fourzer0seven
    @fourzer0seven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6443

    00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu

  • @Zachary-po8qw
    @Zachary-po8qw ปีที่แล้ว +91

    11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand."
    German artillery shell: And I took that personally.

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up

  • @ashdogLIVE
    @ashdogLIVE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12218

    the funniest part to this is the fact that his window was completely open and thinking that someone watched him do this without his knowledge lol.

    • @marleytarver9759
      @marleytarver9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      holy shit ash i didnt think u would be here

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      living on the 30th something floor would probably lead to him falling out xD

    • @dimplesofconcentration7692
      @dimplesofconcentration7692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah facebook

    • @Br00tz966
      @Br00tz966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      inb4 Ash clout chasing in others comment sections
      get that money

    • @extinctiongaming3556
      @extinctiongaming3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Br00tz966 I wouldn't say that so belligerently. Some people take offense when you say their favorite TH-camr is clout chasing

  • @cherryrook8684
    @cherryrook8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8848

    As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time

    • @vincecuhr5222
      @vincecuhr5222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      What did he say?

    • @Earthlord23
      @Earthlord23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

      @@vincecuhr5222 8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.

    • @vincecuhr5222
      @vincecuhr5222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Thanks bro

    • @simonbergers4577
      @simonbergers4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻

    • @itstachi5737
      @itstachi5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.

  • @porgus4001
    @porgus4001 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    “Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.”
    -John Wick

    • @joshuamohlman
      @joshuamohlman ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “He once killed three men in a bar-”
      “With a pencil I’ve heard the story.”
      “With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”

    • @codghostking
      @codghostking 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction

    • @joshuamohlman
      @joshuamohlman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos

  • @Ammiad
    @Ammiad ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"

    • @CFA-44_Nosferatu
      @CFA-44_Nosferatu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I would absolutely join in

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SuitedGhost Ten dollars? In 1944? Shit sounds like a good bet to me.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SuitedGhostYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Astraeus.. by WWII era, I mean used in WWII.

  • @Lowecust
    @Lowecust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3522

    "Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The reason the French hate the French so much, is because only they know _exactly_ what the French are like.

    • @julienpele1249
      @julienpele1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."

    • @minhducnguyen674
      @minhducnguyen674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough

    • @jamesreese7885
      @jamesreese7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/EE-xtCF3T94/w-d-xo.html

    • @jakedakin1
      @jakedakin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Frenchmen vs other nations? No
      Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good

  • @kingmute3182
    @kingmute3182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.”
    Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”

  • @M_Man4409
    @M_Man4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA

    • @Rubberduckyofdoomy
      @Rubberduckyofdoomy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChaplainPhantasm MORE DAKKA YA GIT!!

    • @Sapphiregamer8605
      @Sapphiregamer8605 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s got a point though, no game or movie or film had that question that I’ve seen.

  • @zacbaker2696
    @zacbaker2696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.

    • @OctoPoct05
      @OctoPoct05 ปีที่แล้ว

      You spelt Wii with an extra W

    • @doge9011
      @doge9011 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@OctoPoct05i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3084

    Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      cant expect the lord to do all the work now can we?

    • @buccaneerguy8197
      @buccaneerguy8197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      John wick if he was in WW2

    • @Freedom_Aviators
      @Freedom_Aviators 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't forget about pistol whipping nazis

    • @deevan1415
      @deevan1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Chad soldier vs. Virgin Nazis

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@deevan1415 Chad 45. Auto Vs Virgin MP40

  • @goose93
    @goose93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"

    • @theprancing
      @theprancing ปีที่แล้ว +144

      *catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"

    • @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult
      @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Starts doing a drum solo

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.

    • @i_like_nerf_memes
      @i_like_nerf_memes ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”

    • @mrvolkec1186
      @mrvolkec1186 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    -Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses
    Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."

  • @mrbrimstone7115
    @mrbrimstone7115 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold

  • @steamdemon
    @steamdemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Army man - "I feel we are missing some interesting discourse here."
    Badger - "OUI"
    -TABG flashbacks-

    • @silvertheAI
      @silvertheAI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s exactly what I thought of when I heard him say “oui”

    • @gladiater56
      @gladiater56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey guy, lemme fill you in on something. That was the point of him saying it

    • @DreamingYokai
      @DreamingYokai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that he sounded exactly like the oui from TABG on the fly is amazing

    • @chaosinsurgent931
      @chaosinsurgent931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oui

  • @whitewolf2030VR
    @whitewolf2030VR ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung)
    Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    French vs other countries: retreat!
    French after being conquered: relentless perseverance
    French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*

    • @user-hi6uo9ih5w
      @user-hi6uo9ih5w 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So fricking true though

  • @thisisstartacus1175
    @thisisstartacus1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Command officer: You can't just use your primary as a melee weapon.
    Heavenly: Hehe, Winny gonna go *bonk*

  • @monkeyarch7510
    @monkeyarch7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Fun fact: The circus song or “Entry of the Gladiators” used to be played by the Presidents’ Own when they celebrated the president being elected

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:25 FTANG!!!!!
    7:13 Garand ping
    8:38 German
    9:08 John Wick
    9:13 catch chuckle nuts

  • @N-A404
    @N-A404 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good"
    I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later

  • @YousufUqaili
    @YousufUqaili 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    “Paterson, fire a warning shot”
    “Sir this is a V2 rocket”
    “Did I stutter”

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!

    • @todx15
      @todx15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no, but i do 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Winchester be like, “I only have to hit you once, Dex nerd.”

    • @kathrynegames4032
      @kathrynegames4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "Parry this you fucking casual"

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Winchester is both strength and dex combined

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What you think you dexterity will help you
      Me: *goes for my 1911 "sure what ever you say"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Them dodge build's not lookin' so hot now

    • @lucashutchens9811
      @lucashutchens9811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better than faith.

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
    @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.

  • @davidnaidoo4124
    @davidnaidoo4124 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK"
    Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43

  • @Darkhanel
    @Darkhanel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Kids in 2019: this super soaker cant do shit..
    Badger with a fucking water gun in 1944: Observe

    • @OtakuAnimeStyle
      @OtakuAnimeStyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Badger be like: hold my Gamer Supps

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Remember back in the day when a pumped-up enough super soaker was able to break skin with the water pressure?

    • @jordanpritchard5226
      @jordanpritchard5226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pathfindersavant3988 When they had the fucking force of an actual cannon from the Civil War? Damn, I miss those days...

  • @parkerwells3317
    @parkerwells3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “Is that a torpedo?”
    And just like that, Hans was in a bucket

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +is that a torpedo?
      -no Hans, that is our funeral

    • @Unknown_Comrade_
      @Unknown_Comrade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Thye're gonna bury whats left of you in a soup can "
      -demoman tf2

    • @parkerwells3317
      @parkerwells3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Unknown_Comrade_ “they’re gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL”

    • @lukasprondzinski9331
      @lukasprondzinski9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man is called Egon in the campaign, but might as well be Hans

  • @quinnzyker6521
    @quinnzyker6521 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun

  • @Idk_Biguy
    @Idk_Biguy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “

  • @SSruh
    @SSruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "I'm no pilot, but..."
    - Pilot of B-17 Flying Fortress, 1944, colorized

  • @shademorningstar
    @shademorningstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2557

    *random german or french arguing*
    "English please"
    "We are missing some good discourse here"
    Badger : oui

  • @tr1nity335
    @tr1nity335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:27 Tiktok piano tutorials be like:

  • @ManlyMan208
    @ManlyMan208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Don’t know if it’s just me but when Badger started speaking German I went for my gun

  • @sumguy12345etc
    @sumguy12345etc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Stop using the bazooka on infantry" they said.
    "Its a waste of resources" they said.
    "CLEAR BACKBLAST" I said.

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also Badger in a previous video, "Backblast Clear? What do you think I've been hitting them with?!"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god

    • @Unknown_Comrade_
      @Unknown_Comrade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shaped explosive solves all problems

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Normal gamer when starting to get serious: leans forward
    Skulker when shit gets real: gets off the chair

    • @PapaSouzas_TheHoly
      @PapaSouzas_TheHoly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I read this comment the Ight ima head out meme comes to mind

    • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
      @JohnnyGuiltyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PapaSouzas_TheHoly True

    • @yokeru5738
      @yokeru5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killer queen..

  • @eurokimura
    @eurokimura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:00 Is easily my favorite part🤣

  • @mattgaming03333
    @mattgaming03333 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine ur storming Omaha and all u hear is one of your soldiers playing entry of the gladiator while only using a 1911

    • @xenthon8160
      @xenthon8160 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Proceeds to otk at least 2 ENTIRE BATTALIONS of Germans.😂

  • @Masked.Schwa.
    @Masked.Schwa. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"

    • @therealMarine101
      @therealMarine101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Am American, can confirm

    • @amicableenmity9820
      @amicableenmity9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.

    • @wormy7279
      @wormy7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.

    • @failingattempt9984
      @failingattempt9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not an American, can confirm

    • @No-rm5wl
      @No-rm5wl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.

  • @Daedalus-BC308
    @Daedalus-BC308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    "I'm literally killing Nazis with a water gun."
    That's a sentence that has never said before in history.

    • @davidpeebles8349
      @davidpeebles8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      French resstance fighters:Am I a joke to you?

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davidpeebles8349 yes

    • @scunt461
      @scunt461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I'm legit killing nazis with a water gun." -Badger in Norway, 1943, killing nazis with a pressure washer

    • @gru9826
      @gru9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And thats how nazis loose ww1 and ww2

    • @peppercorn2782
      @peppercorn2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gru9826 Ok, who’s gonna tell em?

  • @Dexbox
    @Dexbox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Translation of Badger's german at 8:38 according to google translate
    "One, two, three, four. No more ammo? WHAT? REALLY? How sad."

  • @malpaislegate6528
    @malpaislegate6528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down

  • @allenatorgaming6867
    @allenatorgaming6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Finally, Heavenly can now say that he was quickscoping Germans in Normandy.

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Heavenly: So there I was, Omaha Beach June 6, 1944, with my M4 SOPMOD

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was there 80 years ago some fuckhead was tryin to quick scope some Germans but he just kept on shooting his men

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthball2723 uhhhh what?

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doyourbest_uwu I was picturing a cacodemon with a anime girl when you said that

    • @doyourbest_uwu
      @doyourbest_uwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thelonecourier3439 when you said that, I pictured a cacodemon as an anime girl

  • @thebiggestcheeseong
    @thebiggestcheeseong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I found that out the hard way and forever have a scar on one of my big toes :/

    • @themerchantinblack6157
      @themerchantinblack6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@lemmonboy6459 fucked up question how clean the cut is.

    • @lasersailor184
      @lasersailor184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@themerchantinblack6157
      VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.

    • @tomwalker3687
      @tomwalker3687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.

  • @militia98plays90
    @militia98plays90 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I've got every confidence you're going to make me look like a GENIUS." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

  • @LordUnnrivalled-2.0
    @LordUnnrivalled-2.0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Badger: like bombing a factory into dust flying in a b-29
    Me: my good man that is a b-17 Flying Fortress

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    “Is that a torpedo?” Famous last words.

    • @vendableart
      @vendableart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why do I imagine him turning into half life 1 gibs

    • @markpuckett7393
      @markpuckett7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't die from the torpedo he was shot

    • @9270jk
      @9270jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hears explosion
      " Yes, it was a torpedo"

    • @ph30nix92
      @ph30nix92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markpuckett7393 we know but it’s still funny to think anout

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    13:14 You know what they say, "If you can't take the heat. Then get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber."

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That guy who wears a hoodie while it's 100 degrees out: *I have no such weaknesses*

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's how my uncle Lenny got incinerated

    • @TysonTubeHD
      @TysonTubeHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was gonna like but its at 420 likes

    • @jamesbarton7294
      @jamesbarton7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TysonTubeHD you can still like it though

    • @TysonTubeHD
      @TysonTubeHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesbarton7294 I would have ruined it

  • @_WiII.
    @_WiII. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “IAM LITERALLY KILLING NAZ*S WITH A WATER GUN”
    Grandpa heard that, he laughed hysterically.

  • @arfvader3018
    @arfvader3018 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    14:23 he’s washing their sins away😂

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot!
    Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer.
    Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!

    • @KeychainWolf
      @KeychainWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD

    • @thelaw11
      @thelaw11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*

  • @EricGamer87365
    @EricGamer87365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    No one:
    Badger: *Snipe’s somebody with a 1911* “I deserve a medal of honor for this.”

    • @tankmanled2874
      @tankmanled2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely deserves one

    • @Vestige.
      @Vestige. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if someone shot 1911 in d day and it hit hitler in the head
      What type of medal do we give him that is higher thenn the medal of honor

    • @strawberrypoptart5128
      @strawberrypoptart5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We give them the medal called 'vac ban'.

  • @dovethewolf70
    @dovethewolf70 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond.
    He deserves a medal of honor.

  • @cringelord2875
    @cringelord2875 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho

  • @clawthorne5841
    @clawthorne5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I don't have a fear of open water"
    Subnautica: would you like to

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should try that game

    • @faagata6842
      @faagata6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnbacon4997 yes yes yes yes yes and ................................. yes

  • @neonyeko
    @neonyeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "It's time... for my masterpiece..."
    *racks slide*

  • @TYAirsoft1
    @TYAirsoft1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “ fastest hands in the west partner”
    Thanks for the idea. Noe every time I use a 1911 I saw it.😎

  • @destendgem
    @destendgem ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:44 Heavenly actually surprised when his explosive explodes.

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."

    • @xXVaniraeXx
      @xXVaniraeXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro

    • @schnitzelboy9587
      @schnitzelboy9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to be "That guy", but Kowalski was telling Skipper about the engines.

  • @sillylilclown
    @sillylilclown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Badger: "a pencil is a weapon"
    John wick: your goddamn right

    • @reapermain7777
      @reapermain7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone: Uses knifes
      John wick:"hold my pencil"

    • @ivanfromtheeast4709
      @ivanfromtheeast4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The indiana jones reference was perfect

  • @Tiibero
    @Tiibero ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hearing badger laugh alone in a VR game is also a fun experience

  • @JankExpeditions
    @JankExpeditions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Badger:Commenting nervously about how the bombers wing is on fire
    Me:Starts turning white as snow while activating a Memphis Belle scene trying to keep the aircraft in the air while half the plane is gone
    Badger in Russian accent:Dah,good work comrade!

  • @snatchygoblin2789
    @snatchygoblin2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"

    • @impofan6915
      @impofan6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things

    • @MrChaoticreign
      @MrChaoticreign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks

    • @kekkulicious
      @kekkulicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      #thegermanbadger

    • @The_Burrito
      @The_Burrito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"

    • @tavitube7010
      @tavitube7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He couldn’t count to fünf in German

  • @fanoy7684
    @fanoy7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation

    • @ausamebros129
      @ausamebros129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noice

    • @obamaslastname522
      @obamaslastname522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      69th like lol

    • @vangelangel
      @vangelangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol

    • @adrapolska671
      @adrapolska671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4

    • @FrenchyJr
      @FrenchyJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t you dare put a
      Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬

  • @thewolf_unknown9640
    @thewolf_unknown9640 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a proud Swiss. I gotta say your German is good

  • @nerdageproductions7616
    @nerdageproductions7616 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don't know if you read these badger, but I'll put it into the void anyway. Things have been real bad for me lately. I've lost almost everything in my life. These videos have been the only thing to put a smile on my face and push me to keep going so I can continue to laugh and smile instead of giving up. Keep it up man, I'm halfway through your backlog so I need more shitposts

    • @Echoe-14
      @Echoe-14 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hope things are better now

  • @heavenonearthmemes830
    @heavenonearthmemes830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Me: glad you're on our side badger.
    Badger: "speaks german"
    Me: *O h n o*

    • @jaxsonbellfox5193
      @jaxsonbellfox5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Im scared of how well he can speak german

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jaxsonbellfox5193 I really like the german language. It actually made me jealous. I really really want to learn german now.

    • @VermillionDraco
      @VermillionDraco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that was really surprising.

    • @carlosjaimez9028
      @carlosjaimez9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EzekiesAcheron it’s a very beautiful language...

    • @stonedcat73
      @stonedcat73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IHR WERDET UNS NIE BESIEGEN

  • @MintyFire5
    @MintyFire5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Characters speaking French and Badge busts a "oui"
    *"SHUT THAT SHIT UP" war flashbacks*

  • @thedeadman7313
    @thedeadman7313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Germans tried to have the trench gun removed from the game by the Geneva convention but the Geneva convention didn’t want they want to go through the resources to get rid of an entire gun so the trench gun stayed in the files

  • @Godman-gaming731
    @Godman-gaming731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:36 was my favorite part

  • @Qqqqqq-jj3pc
    @Qqqqqq-jj3pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “If i get a hitmarker from here, i deserve a medal of honor” that killed me

  • @pieking6464
    @pieking6464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    “Whoever’s in charge of patches irl.” That would be the Geneva Convention

    • @dewydewback1376
      @dewydewback1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They had some pretty poor moderation until post-WWII, which explains why the trench gun wasn't patched out.

    • @BigMemeGaming0
      @BigMemeGaming0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even then them patches don't work like 99% of the time

    • @Winky44
      @Winky44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh well, Theres always the unmoderated Legacy Servers.

    • @starkindustries26
      @starkindustries26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Geneva suggestion

    • @colonelh1875
      @colonelh1875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're more like guidelines than actual rules

  • @Earth_1048
    @Earth_1048 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “This is the most fun I’ve had in a vr game”
    “This video is sponsored by oculus”

  • @Nate_wright
    @Nate_wright ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way he says ‘Wehrmacht open up’ is just so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Me as german: ,,sind wir die Baddies?"
    Everyone: ,,No, the French are"
    *Wunderbar*

    • @_Rndom
      @_Rndom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In der Tat eine Erleichterung

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_Rndom ja

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ich stimme zu

    • @silvertheAI
      @silvertheAI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply

    • @Aragund
      @Aragund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes
      Wunderbar = Wonderful

  • @SoCalRailfanner6952
    @SoCalRailfanner6952 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:32 badger as the pitcher at the last World Series game: *provides to throw a 50MPH ball from a literal rocket launcher from WW2. Heavenly: AND HE’S OUT

  • @gooseackeck9847
    @gooseackeck9847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "stop using the bazooka on infantry they said, it's a waste of resources they said" 1:08

  • @davimichelmaradeikehde2178
    @davimichelmaradeikehde2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    It takes long, but when it comes it's a masterpiece

  • @probucket3307
    @probucket3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Germans : you can’t just solve every problem with high explosives
    Badger : O B S E R V E

  • @DrShady-cy5cm
    @DrShady-cy5cm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t know if it’s just me but I can’t get over when badger says “s-ah-botage”

  • @slimything513
    @slimything513 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Whell whell wehll ain’t that the fastest quick draw this side of new Hanover” will live in my gear forever

  • @xxskull_potatxx9769
    @xxskull_potatxx9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    badger: "they specialize in stealth and sabotage"
    also badger: "I'm going to blow up this one infantry with a bazooka"

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If there's nobody left to raise an alarm, it IS still technically a stealth op.

    • @je2848
      @je2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matohibiki the House Steiner stealth strategy. Using their Lance of scout Atlases.

  • @Wolfen_Miku
    @Wolfen_Miku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "Patterson fire a warning shot"
    "Sir this is a m32 rotary gernade laucnher"
    "Patato pato open fire"

  • @jackkelton4154
    @jackkelton4154 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:15 givin them the good old Birmingham in the '60s treatment

  • @Akihiko_Annaishai
    @Akihiko_Annaishai ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Worse, he’s french”
    Tabg:”THAT GREAT EVIL WAS THE DAMN FRENCH”

  • @dr.goldinson3583
    @dr.goldinson3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    “Oui.”
    “Non.”
    “Oui.”
    “Non.”
    “Oui times infinity.”
    “Merdre!”

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Whispers in your ear "Oui Oui baguette"

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *gets banned from the Ubisoft forums*

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@darthball2723 je manje la poir

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ayaxmcgill635 non non je mange la baguette

    • @uhappynowuhappynow116
      @uhappynowuhappynow116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh yes

  • @AtmosJelly
    @AtmosJelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Badger yeeting a grenade back is like his own personal “NO U” card

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Flaken Mask NO U SILENCE AND LET US SPEK!!!

  • @Super_mong
    @Super_mong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone's busy talking about Badger's German but no one's talking about that perfect Arnold impression

  • @nameless5512
    @nameless5512 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Badger: “Roger Roger”
    Well, America is a republic.
    *”FOR THE REPUBLIC”*

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    Badger: Joking about patches in real-life warfare
    Me: Immediately thinking about crossbows being banned from christian-on-christian conflicts

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why only in christian on christian conflicts??

    • @xuruiyu
      @xuruiyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 Because against "heretics" anything is fair game

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 cause back then, there was a time where christians viewed turks and muslims as non-human, therefore inhuman weapons and methods are fair game

    • @stillcantthinkofaname4800
      @stillcantthinkofaname4800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And the Hague Conventions
      The Geneva Protocol probably counts as a patch too

    • @adenperkins9719
      @adenperkins9719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@stillcantthinkofaname4800 Hauge Convention? More like Vague Suggestion

  • @scarfguy5337
    @scarfguy5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Your average household pressure washer is a stronger hose, able to strip paint off a deck and cause some stinging when a limb comes in contact with the stream. Industrial pressure washers like what was used to strip the swatsika off that plane have the ability to strip flesh from bone if close enough

    • @julianskilton200
      @julianskilton200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Considering I once cut a 2x4 in half with the pressure washer I own, i can believe it

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@julianskilton200 wait what how are you alive

    • @julianskilton200
      @julianskilton200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@swagpyro47 I was careful? It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if I could, so I set up a stand to bolt the 2x4 to, then tested how far away I could get while cutting with the most focused nozzle. The nozzle end was about a foot away at the farthest it could go if I remember correctly, though it took five minutes to go through at that distance.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Just skin a man with a pressure washer

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julianskilton200 wow

  • @bundesweb
    @bundesweb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:14 Man, When i played MOH I was like yeah you are but you're screaming ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT basically sums up my time in there and i've been on the floor laughing for the past hour

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:03 Definitely your greatest masterpiece dude!

  • @greyygoblinn5639
    @greyygoblinn5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Random German: yeets stick grenade
    Badger: slaps down an uno reverse