They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough
Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end
Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.
Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"
@@itsaducklinYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....
Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"
Badger: "is a pencil a weapon" Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm to living beings or damage to structures"
Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.
The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.
@@themerchantinblack6157 VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.
A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.
I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.
I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god
I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD
May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply
@@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes Wunderbar = Wonderful
French vs other countries: retreat! French after being conquered: relentless perseverance French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*
Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung) Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying
@@maryjoygelizon4268 cause back then, there was a time where christians viewed turks and muslims as non-human, therefore inhuman weapons and methods are fair game
The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."
Your average household pressure washer is a stronger hose, able to strip paint off a deck and cause some stinging when a limb comes in contact with the stream. Industrial pressure washers like what was used to strip the swatsika off that plane have the ability to strip flesh from bone if close enough
@@swagpyro47 I was careful? It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if I could, so I set up a stand to bolt the 2x4 to, then tested how far away I could get while cutting with the most focused nozzle. The nozzle end was about a foot away at the farthest it could go if I remember correctly, though it took five minutes to go through at that distance.
@@mindofjersey9950 You have to line the little grove on the back of the magazine up properly and give it a smooth upward push from there. Plus as the gun was already a magazine in the gun that was likely loaded, meaning the bolt would be locked forward with a round in the chamber. You can't load a Thompson with the bolt forward, so that would just fuck up the whole mess.
Thats already the case since all the germans know german so even 1 person that's not german knowing german would make more people speaking german then germans in the world
Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “
@Louie Buoy when the government says we don't need weapons for our own safety the US always runs out of guns and ammo to purchase and then gotta wait for backorders lol.
@@Adrian-qr6gk Seriously, this happens every single time: *New session of Congress* Congress/US Government: "You don't need guns-" American Public: "I DISAGREE." _proceeds to buy up all the guns and ammo on the market... AGAIN_
@@internetzenmaster8952 That's exactly why I find people who say "The NRA just wants to sell guns" funny as hell First the NRA doesn't sell guns....or defend gun rights anymore seriously they kind of suck Second no fire arm company in the world is having a problem selling stock right now especially in the US
The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond. He deserves a medal of honor.
Y'all remember when badger said: "I've been hit with super soakers with more penetrating power than 38. Special snake shot"? Well this super soakers is more powerful than a 50 BMG 14:05
Did you know. Because it was “tradition” to spit when someone mentions a collaborator the nazi’s found a French resistance base when they found saliva on the carpet of a building. The residents were a part of the French resistance. That’s just crazy
Russian badger: is a pencil weapon? John wick: Only the best weapon. Russian badger: killing with a water gun John wick: write that down write that down
@The Perhaps Spider Crab especially the ones made specifically for metal, which involves sand being added, which given my knowledge of belt grinders, sand is super dangerous at high speeds, yet alone water.
@@YoBoyNeptune Your profile pic is of Neptune covered in AH moonballs, You understand the underated gem that Respawn is, and you watch the russian badger. You are truly a person of culture and have gained much of my respect. I wish you a very good day.
I like to think of stealth as just “dont get caught” rather than be quiet. so my ideal stealth mission involves committing genocide wherever i’m deployed in games.
![[CHUCKLES IN FLAMMENWERFER] | Enlisted](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hbNMAU_ECLI/mqdefault.jpg)
“A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson”
Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”
Tis but a flesh wound
@@noahdavis3236 a flesh wound? your torsos off!
sucks too suck I guess
Generation zero
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"Is he a high-ranking German?"
"Worse."
"He's *_F R E N C H._* "
*has spy from team fortress 2 flashbacks*
*OUI INTENSIFIES*
Spoken like a TABG player.
As an english nobleman in 1400, I 100% agree
Hes the great evil coming
“Is he a high ranking German?!”
“Worse.....he’s French”
Actually had me cracking tf up
It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.
@@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)
Oui!!!
you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt
Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.
00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu
wow what are you doing here?
what da fuck are you doin here my good sir?
What are you doing here?
Wait you watch Russian Badger?
That’s what I’m sayin
10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.
Don't you love it when an easter egg has layers?
A Wilhelm scream... If you will
Gotta love a good Wilhelm scream
I got that too. I think he said, "The American killed Wilhelm!" Fun easter egg
That's so fucking funny.
“What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944
Who knew water guns were that powerful
I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.
Its pressure washing their skin from their bones
"I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)
@@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here
"Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.
The reason the French hate the French so much, is because only they know _exactly_ what the French are like.
Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."
They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough
th-cam.com/video/EE-xtCF3T94/w-d-xo.html
Frenchmen vs other nations? No
Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good
“Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.”
-John Wick
“He once killed three men in a bar-”
“With a pencil I’ve heard the story.”
“With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”
A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction
@@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos
Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end
cant expect the lord to do all the work now can we?
John wick if he was in WW2
Don't forget about pistol whipping nazis
Chad soldier vs. Virgin Nazis
@@deevan1415 Chad 45. Auto Vs Virgin MP40
As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time
What did he say?
@@vincecuhr5222 8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.
Thanks bro
@Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻
Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.
“Paterson, fire a warning shot”
“Sir this is a V2 rocket”
“Did I stutter”
Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!
no, but i do 🤷🏼♂️😂😂
The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.
@@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 Maybe the target's the German equivalent of Hiroshima
I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up
*random german or french arguing*
"English please"
"We are missing some good discourse here"
Badger : oui
Oui
Oui
OUI
OUI
(But distorted)
Oui
"I'm literally killing Nazis with a water gun."
That's a sentence that has never said before in history.
French resstance fighters:Am I a joke to you?
@@davidpeebles8349 yes
"I'm legit killing nazis with a water gun." -Badger in Norway, 1943, killing nazis with a pressure washer
And thats how nazis loose ww1 and ww2
@@gru9826 Ok, who’s gonna tell em?
Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.”
Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”
Observe
Parry this you filthy casual
Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"
I would absolutely join in
I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD
@@itsaducklin Ten dollars? In 1944? Shit sounds like a good bet to me.
@@itsaducklinYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....
@@Astraeus.. by WWII era, I mean used in WWII.
Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"
*catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"
Starts doing a drum solo
Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.
Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”
In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil
Army man - "I feel we are missing some interesting discourse here."
Badger - "OUI"
-TABG flashbacks-
That’s exactly what I thought of when I heard him say “oui”
Hey guy, lemme fill you in on something. That was the point of him saying it
The fact that he sounded exactly like the oui from TABG on the fly is amazing
Oui
Kids in 2019: this super soaker cant do shit..
Badger with a fucking water gun in 1944: Observe
Badger be like: hold my Gamer Supps
Remember back in the day when a pumped-up enough super soaker was able to break skin with the water pressure?
@@pathfindersavant3988 When they had the fucking force of an actual cannon from the Civil War? Damn, I miss those days...
Badger: "is a pencil a weapon"
Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm to living beings or damage to structures"
"Or living beings", don't forget that.
Im pretty sure John Wick would of been so proud of Badger killing nazis with a pencil...A FUCKING PENCIL!!!
@@planktonkrab o u rite
anything is a weapon if you use it right
even a poor accountants pencil
“Oui.”
“Non.”
“Oui.”
“Non.”
“Oui times infinity.”
“Merdre!”
Whispers in your ear "Oui Oui baguette"
*gets banned from the Ubisoft forums*
@@darthball2723 je manje la poir
@@ayaxmcgill635 non non je mange la baguette
Eh yes
Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.
I found that out the hard way and forever have a scar on one of my big toes :/
@@lemmonboy6459 fucked up question how clean the cut is.
The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.
@@themerchantinblack6157
VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.
A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.
Winchester be like, “I only have to hit you once, Dex nerd.”
"Parry this you fucking casual"
The Winchester is both strength and dex combined
What you think you dexterity will help you
Me: *goes for my 1911 "sure what ever you say"
Them dodge build's not lookin' so hot now
Better than faith.
11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand."
German artillery shell: And I took that personally.
Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation
Noice
69th like lol
i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol
Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4
Don’t you dare put a
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬
Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"
Am American, can confirm
Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.
@@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.
Not an American, can confirm
Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.
Normal gamer when starting to get serious: leans forward
Skulker when shit gets real: gets off the chair
When I read this comment the Ight ima head out meme comes to mind
@@PapaSouzas_TheHoly True
Killer queen..
I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.
You spelt Wii with an extra W
@@OctoPoct05i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2
"I'm no pilot, but..."
- Pilot of B-17 Flying Fortress, 1944, colorized
13:14 You know what they say, "If you can't take the heat. Then get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber."
That guy who wears a hoodie while it's 100 degrees out: *I have no such weaknesses*
That's how my uncle Lenny got incinerated
was gonna like but its at 420 likes
@@TysonTubeHD you can still like it though
@@jamesbarton7294 I would have ruined it
Command officer: You can't just use your primary as a melee weapon.
Heavenly: Hehe, Winny gonna go *bonk*
11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead
NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA
@@ChaplainPhantasm MORE DAKKA YA GIT!!
He’s got a point though, no game or movie or film had that question that I’ve seen.
"Stop using the bazooka on infantry" they said.
"Its a waste of resources" they said.
"CLEAR BACKBLAST" I said.
Also Badger in a previous video, "Backblast Clear? What do you think I've been hitting them with?!"
I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god
Shaped explosive solves all problems
Fun fact: The circus song or “Entry of the Gladiators” used to be played by the Presidents’ Own when they celebrated the president being elected
Oh wait ur pfp its in video congrats
We need to bring that back.
Makes sense
PFFFFFF
It takes long, but when it comes it's a masterpiece
Truly
g i g g i t y
@@FrostJaeger cease
For real
True
Translation of Badger's german at 8:38 according to google translate
"One, two, three, four. No more ammo? WHAT? REALLY? How sad."
No one:
Badger: *Snipe’s somebody with a 1911* “I deserve a medal of honor for this.”
Definitely deserves one
Imagine if someone shot 1911 in d day and it hit hitler in the head
What type of medal do we give him that is higher thenn the medal of honor
We give them the medal called 'vac ban'.
When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"
i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things
25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks
#thegermanbadger
"How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"
He couldn’t count to fünf in German
Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot!
Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer.
Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!
I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD
Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*
-Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses
Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."
“Is he a high ranking German?”
“Worse, he’s French”
real shit
just cut it off at the "he's french" and then have them spit
*spit*
EWWWWW
Oui
Me: glad you're on our side badger.
Badger: "speaks german"
Me: *O h n o*
Im scared of how well he can speak german
@@jaxsonbellfox5193 I really like the german language. It actually made me jealous. I really really want to learn german now.
Yeah that was really surprising.
@@EzekiesAcheron it’s a very beautiful language...
IHR WERDET UNS NIE BESIEGEN
Me as german: ,,sind wir die Baddies?"
Everyone: ,,No, the French are"
*Wunderbar*
In der Tat eine Erleichterung
@@_Rndom ja
Ich stimme zu
May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply
@@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes
Wunderbar = Wonderful
French vs other countries: retreat!
French after being conquered: relentless perseverance
French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*
So fricking true though
“Is that a torpedo?”
And just like that, Hans was in a bucket
+is that a torpedo?
-no Hans, that is our funeral
"Thye're gonna bury whats left of you in a soup can "
-demoman tf2
@@Unknown_Comrade_ “they’re gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL”
Man is called Egon in the campaign, but might as well be Hans
Badger: "a pencil is a weapon"
John wick: your goddamn right
Everyone: Uses knifes
John wick:"hold my pencil"
The indiana jones reference was perfect
"It's time... for my masterpiece..."
*racks slide*
Hans: oh nein
@@cuttleboi1339
Sven: schisse
Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung)
Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying
Finally, Heavenly can now say that he was quickscoping Germans in Normandy.
Heavenly: So there I was, Omaha Beach June 6, 1944, with my M4 SOPMOD
I was there 80 years ago some fuckhead was tryin to quick scope some Germans but he just kept on shooting his men
@@darthball2723 uhhhh what?
@@doyourbest_uwu I was picturing a cacodemon with a anime girl when you said that
@@thelonecourier3439 when you said that, I pictured a cacodemon as an anime girl
badger: "they specialize in stealth and sabotage"
also badger: "I'm going to blow up this one infantry with a bazooka"
If there's nobody left to raise an alarm, it IS still technically a stealth op.
@@matohibiki the House Steiner stealth strategy. Using their Lance of scout Atlases.
Badger: Joking about patches in real-life warfare
Me: Immediately thinking about crossbows being banned from christian-on-christian conflicts
Why only in christian on christian conflicts??
@@maryjoygelizon4268 Because against "heretics" anything is fair game
@@maryjoygelizon4268 cause back then, there was a time where christians viewed turks and muslims as non-human, therefore inhuman weapons and methods are fair game
And the Hague Conventions
The Geneva Protocol probably counts as a patch too
@@stillcantthinkofaname4800 Hauge Convention? More like Vague Suggestion
8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold
The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."
Bro
Not to be "That guy", but Kowalski was telling Skipper about the engines.
"I don't have a fear of open water"
Subnautica: would you like to
He should try that game
@@johnbacon4997 yes yes yes yes yes and ................................. yes
Your average household pressure washer is a stronger hose, able to strip paint off a deck and cause some stinging when a limb comes in contact with the stream. Industrial pressure washers like what was used to strip the swatsika off that plane have the ability to strip flesh from bone if close enough
Considering I once cut a 2x4 in half with the pressure washer I own, i can believe it
@@julianskilton200 wait what how are you alive
@@swagpyro47 I was careful? It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if I could, so I set up a stand to bolt the 2x4 to, then tested how far away I could get while cutting with the most focused nozzle. The nozzle end was about a foot away at the farthest it could go if I remember correctly, though it took five minutes to go through at that distance.
Just skin a man with a pressure washer
@@julianskilton200 wow
1:25 FTANG!!!!!
7:13 Garand ping
8:38 German
9:08 John Wick
9:13 catch chuckle nuts
Correct
real
“If i get a hitmarker from here, i deserve a medal of honor” that killed me
Random German: yeets stick grenade
Badger: slaps down an uno reverse
More like a No U card
“Whoever’s in charge of patches irl.” That would be the Geneva Convention
They had some pretty poor moderation until post-WWII, which explains why the trench gun wasn't patched out.
Even then them patches don't work like 99% of the time
Oh well, Theres always the unmoderated Legacy Servers.
Geneva suggestion
They're more like guidelines than actual rules
Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK"
Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43
Badger: “Is a pencil a weapon?”
*John Wick has entered the chat*
yes
*Joker has entered the chat*
@@blackjovian9414 Batman has entered the chat
Badger: "Is a pencil a weapon?"
John Wick: hold my beer
Payday 2 music starts playing
Badger yeeting a grenade back is like his own personal “NO U” card
@ NO U SILENCE AND LET US SPEK!!!
As someone who owns a Thompson, reloading one that fast would not be easy.
As someone who cant own a gun in his country its a lie
As someone who loves guns, I would agree
@@mindofjersey9950 You have to line the little grove on the back of the magazine up properly and give it a smooth upward push from there. Plus as the gun was already a magazine in the gun that was likely loaded, meaning the bolt would be locked forward with a round in the chamber. You can't load a Thompson with the bolt forward, so that would just fuck up the whole mess.
@@MURFGAMING1228 mainly because it’s an open bolt gun and so many games get that wrong by having one in the chamber.
Nice profile pic dude.
"I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good"
I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later
Badger: "Does a Trench gun work in a lobby *Shoots someone* I'll take that as a yes."
Well... Hallways are like Trenches, but for casuals
grease gun works out of grease too
TIL American school children are casuals.
@@TheHammared hahaha oh no xD
Every "hot take" was just a straight fact and it's not even historically close.
Wheres your profile pic from if i may know?
Badger: *shit talks the winny*
Team Lever: "You've yee'd your last haw chuckle fuck"
M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun
8:48 Badger speaking actually decant German is something I never knew I needed, but I got it and it's beautiful
Hitler to himself in the mirror:
"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"
Yikes, but true haha
It took me a moment to get the joke here but I got it
That’s a really fucking good one I laughed my ass off
"If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"
His humor is so subtle yet so outrageous
"Rattle'em,Boys!"
0:12 “I’m no pilot” then why are you flying a plane
r/whoosh
The Germans : you can’t just solve every problem with high explosives
Badger : O B S E R V E
10:35 my dad when I don’t hold the light in the right spot
The censor beeps don't really help echo of the f-word which make it funnier! LMFAO!!!! XD
The best part is that’s about how soldiers actually talk
The 10:36
“English please”
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@@danielross96 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THATS IT ALL FRENCH IN THIS COMMENT ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
@@ionman1761 Straight into the Brazil hole with them
Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.
If badger makes a channel for teaching German the amount of people knowing how to speak German would be more than there are actual germans
83 million, you zure zere buddy ?
Funny thing is that he is really good at it he has almost no accent left its confusing as hell when I hear German from an English youtuber
Ja, ich bin gehe to die klasse
@@mcchubbems2346 I already know some German aber wenn er klassen macht I am defenetly going
Thats already the case since all the germans know german so even 1 person that's not german knowing german would make more people speaking german then germans in the world
A Canadian man that calls himself Russian and speaks German
“No more OUI for you hidden Frenchmen”
Mr worldwide
You forgot that he lives in America but yeah he do be diverse
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and lives in AMERICA
I want a full badger cover of "Atom Bomb Baby"
Yeah I kinda need this
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Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “
As a german, I was amazed how well this guy is speaking german lol
What did he say?
What was it
"No more ammo?"
"what?"
"really?"
"how sad"
@@Sk1nSz I want to learn German really bad
@@EvilRaccoonDM
What are you waiting for? There are sites and apps. Duolingo springs to mind.
Characters speaking French and Badge busts a "oui"
*"SHUT THAT SHIT UP" war flashbacks*
"How can there be so many bullets in the world?" Non Americans looking at american gun culture
"Who needs a thousand rounds of ammo? It should be illegal to own that much!"
Me, with a gun safe dedicated solely to just ammo: *laughter*
@Louie Buoy you struck the nail on the head there bud.
@Louie Buoy when the government says we don't need weapons for our own safety the US always runs out of guns and ammo to purchase and then gotta wait for backorders lol.
@@Adrian-qr6gk Seriously, this happens every single time:
*New session of Congress*
Congress/US Government: "You don't need guns-"
American Public: "I DISAGREE." _proceeds to buy up all the guns and ammo on the market... AGAIN_
@@internetzenmaster8952 That's exactly why I find people who say "The NRA just wants to sell guns" funny as hell
First the NRA doesn't sell guns....or defend gun rights anymore seriously they kind of suck
Second no fire arm company in the world is having a problem selling stock right now especially in the US
The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond.
He deserves a medal of honor.
3:25
"Is he German?"
"Worse. He's French."
*Dear God*
There's more
NO
i saw your comment, and i saw there were 2 replies, and i knew before even looking what they were, but man did it make me happy to see it anyway
Oh dear god not the French.
@@badinfo7878 Oui
Badger is just basically gaming's Internet Historian in terms of content: Quality over Quantity always
I see you are a man of culture as well
Hot take
Y'all remember when badger said:
"I've been hit with super soakers with more penetrating power than 38. Special snake shot"?
Well this super soakers is more powerful than a 50 BMG
14:05
"I've been hit by a 6 year old with a sockem bopper with more penitrating power then 38.snake shot"
6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down
"I once saw him killed 3 man in a bunker, with a pencil, a fucking pencil"
*bar
@@buddermonger2000 *bunker*
Its mr wick
john wick: i raised dat boy
@@buddermonger2000 r/whooosh
"Patterson fire a warning shot"
"Sir this is a m32 rotary gernade laucnher"
"Patato pato open fire"
3:41-3:44 My God, that phrase, "Oui," is just as hilarious as the phrase, "That's Vegas, baby."
Badger: APPARENTLY this v1 rocket is fast but 1940s fast…
Moves speed of light
Badger: holy shit
Game: "is he a high ranking German","worse he's french,a collaborator".
Badger:"why y'all spitting inside"
Did you know. Because it was “tradition” to spit when someone mentions a collaborator the nazi’s found a French resistance base when they found saliva on the carpet of a building. The residents were a part of the French resistance. That’s just crazy
@@foldervtolvr didn't know that,but yeah that's crazy
They are French
Russian badger: is a pencil weapon?
John wick: Only the best weapon.
Russian badger: killing with a water gun
John wick: write that down write that down
Lol
That'd be lit as fuck XD
@The Perhaps Spider Crab especially the ones made specifically for metal, which involves sand being added, which given my knowledge of belt grinders, sand is super dangerous at high speeds, yet alone water.
"this might be the most fun I've ever had in a video game"
That's sounds about right considering this game was developed by Respawn Entertainment
Respawn is incapable of making a bad game
@@YoBoyNeptune
Your profile pic is of Neptune covered in AH moonballs, You understand the underated gem that Respawn is, and you watch the russian badger.
You are truly a person of culture and have gained much of my respect. I wish you a very good day.
@@airdragongamer6947 apex legends
@@changsiah2 love me some shit 20 hz servers that have problems every single second of their existence in a competitive FPS with eSports
Titanfall 2 is a masterpiece
5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho
Garand*
@Sapphiregamer8605 oh hush with that
"Is a pencil a weapon??" I think that John Wick and The Joker have proven it is.
And for my next trick I will make this pencil AND this mans vital signs disappear!
@@buddyboiwrath488 *stabs with a pencil*
Don't forget that scene in Jason Bourne!
all i remember is dean from venture bros stabbing someone with a pencil
a wepon is a object used to bring harm to human beings or buildings
Hey badger, what do you use to edit ur vids?
Adobe premier or sony vegas i think
Sony Vegas
I can't say I expected to see you here, Rush.
A surprise to be sure, but a pleasant one.
a 1911
Cocaine. Lots of Cocaine.
"This is a stealth mission."
Baguette: Did you mean unsuppressed automatic assault?
Sounds like my kind of stealth mission.
I like to think of stealth as just “dont get caught” rather than be quiet. so my ideal stealth mission involves committing genocide wherever i’m deployed in games.
@@elijahtel6776 honestly same
"I've got every confidence you're going to make me look like a GENIUS." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!