I'm Canadian [SCHOOL PROJECT] (Despacito Parody)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ม.ค. 2020
- im gonna look back at this video when i grow up and think to myself "why"
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LYRICS:
Cold air masses, in my direction
From the west, to the Atlantic, yeah
Turn moving air to energy collection, yeah
Oh-oh, I use
Fertilizers on all my crops
But it’s going into runoff
Polluting our waters, killing our fishies (fish species)
Examine our population pyramid
The middle-aged make up a lot of citizens
That means Canadians with jobs don’t have to work as hard or long
But wait until the population growth drops (Oh)
Eh, we get lots of immigrants and refugees
And that’s why Canada has much diversity
This is boosting the rate of net migration
Oh yeah, ya
Canada has rivers and the fresh great lakes
Supplying clean water to our living space
It’s also very useful for transportation
I’m Canadian
Living in a coast to coast and wealthy nation
Bordering the USA with good relations
Access to the internet and education
I’m Canadian
37 mil within our population
Diversity across our land ‘cause immigration
Helping out the world and the United Nations (maple syrup, syrup, syrup, syrup)
Wake up early in the morning just to get Tim Hortons (and Coffee)
Latitude is very Northern (play Hockey)
That’s why our winters are colder (colder winters, colder winters, baby)
Once a British colony, we speak mostly English (Toronto)
Francophones live in Quebe-ec (St. Lawrence)
They were once the land of the French (P-p-p-pass over the passport)
The Prairies cover our food demand
Alberta and Saskatchewan
The climate is convenient
It’s mostly made of flat land
Farmers there divide the land using the survey system
But in Ontario they use the concession system
There’s lots of jobs in Canada (eh), and minimal disasters
Those are just a couple of the many pull factors
Use a GPS to navigate the streets and highways
Satellites triangulate your spot from space
Oh Canada, Oh Canada,
Colder colder winters
Coniferous, deciduous
There’s many types of timber
Use the wood for paper
Land for agriculture
There are many species to find within our nature
Oh Canada, Oh Canada,
Colder colder winters (Igloos)
Coniferous, deciduous
There’s many types of timber (Poutine)
We have free healthcare, proper education
That’s why the tax is higher than my motivation, oh yeah
I’m Canadian (eh, eh)
Living in a coast to coast and wealthy nation
Bordering the USA with good relations
Access to the internet and education
I’m Canadian (eh)
37 mil within our population
Diversity across our land ‘cause immigration
Helping out the world and the United Nations (maple syrup, syrup, syrup, syrup)
Wake up early in the morning just to get Tim Hortons (and Coffee)
Latitude is very Northern (play Hockey)
That’s why our winters are colder (colder winters, colder winters, baby)
Once a British colony, we speak mostly English (Toronto)
Francophones live in Quebe-ec (St. Lawrence)
They were once the land of the French
I’m Canadian
This how we celebrate our equal nation
Let me hear you scream “I’m proud to be Canadian!”
I could sing all day aboot our population (it’s true)
Oh Canada, Oh Canada, (Tobogganing)
Colder colder winters (Trudeau)
Coniferous, deciduous
There’s many types of timber
Latitude is very Northern (Tim Hortons)
That’s why our winters are colder (Colder winters, colder winters, baby) (Pooooooolar bears)
Oh Canada, Oh Canada,
Colder colder winters (eh)
Coniferous, deciduous
There’s many types of timber
Known to be the land of freedom (Bacon)
Where there’s visitors we will treat them (I’m sorry)
I’m Canadian
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I got a 100% mark for the project :D
A+?
more like
EY+
great job btw
also listening to this in geography class. Added to my playlist too lmao
YAYY good job!!!!!
Blue Blob Yasss well done :) :D
YASSSSSSS XD
Yay
Lmao best project
See yall again in 10 years when this gets recommended again
Alarm set.
Lol, sure
See ya
i'll respond to this in 2029
Yes
Teacher: "Is that minecart?"
brendodanger at first I thought it was Minecraft and then I was slightly disappointed to notice that this is roblox and not Minecraft, still good tho
Teacher: is this that block game?
Teacher: Is that stop motion lego?
I thought you were a jolly Wangcore for a second
Roblox
this is giving me flashbacks to AP human geography, probably my favorite class i took in highschool
Nani, Dapz grettings. 52 minutes ago 0 likes . Damn,
Being the first like is noice
Cheese
oh hey dapz
jesus commented here, wow
Four years later, and I still rewatch this
Maple Syrup: 100%
Tim Horton's: 100%
Snow: 100%
Sorry: 100%
Hockey: 100%
Accuracy: 100%
Likes 100 as of feb 28
Grade: *EY+*
Vixor101 Lmao, Canada is the 6th least polluted country in the world.
Vixor101 Happens to the best of us.
Wait wha I only have 99.9999% maple syrup
"we have free healthcare and education, that's why taxes are higher than my motivation" he ain't wrong
As a Swede, i feel your pain
I mean me. Too in the UK w e have free healthcare and education
Man, im brazilian, our taxes are MUCH higher than yours, we dont have good education, the healthcare isn,t free and even if you pay, it's pretty much shit
Same in finland :3
Litteraly saw this comment at the same time it was singed in the song
As a Canadian, I actually loved this and it made me learn about Canada more than my mom
This helped me learn about Canada from Texas 🇨🇱
As maybe half canadian, this is true
Same bruhu
WAIT HELP THIS IS MY OLD ACC..
As a Canadian I can confirm this is 100% accurate about our community.
bet
I bet he is Canadian
@@krushr17ain’t no damn shit Sonny he just made a whole song about it.
Socials teachers: *Write that down, Write that down*
ON Nah man
Americans: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
WRITE THAT 50 ON MY TEST
Petition to make this Canada’s anthem.
Yes u have my vote
Vote gained
Yes
As a Canadian, I say YES
@@thischannelisactuallydead Same.
honestly really fun, one tiny little bit of extra info tho: never forget that Manitoba, Ontario and especially New Brunswick have quite the french speaking population aswell! :)
we do?
Yes!
Also Manitoba has the richest farming soil in Canada and grows many crops.
you didn't just get full marks, you made your nation proud
“The tax is higher than my motivation” felt that.
Zebra it’s actually becoming worse by a mile, Justin treudeau got re-elected, Doug Ford and education
USA and Iran and well they have war and most likely Canada will get involved cause they’re close wit the us
@The Hoi4 Noob are you swiss?
@The Hoi4 Noob Are you swiss?
That maybe a good idea to move to Switzerland.
DZ GAMING bruh ww3 isn’t happening boomer
Honestly even i could not resist giving this guy a solid 100 if i was his teacher
RedRockBro ikr?
well he did
He did
Ye
Ikr he had to make the maps or find ones that fit, make up lyrics, he had to make sure everything sounded nice and he probably had to fit a certain criteria
For some reason, This helped me learn more about Canada than School and education ever will. Btw congrats on your 100% mark, you deserve it. I am also Canadian.
This might be the only Blue Blob video we may be able to watch if Bill C-11 passes. Hope it doesn’t because your content is amazing keep it up, I’ll search through millions of videos to find your vids.
My friend at a server: “I’m Canadian”
My recommendations 5 hours later:
Magical :D
google is always listening...
:ooo
Hey do you know alot of people thinks Phillipines is greart?
Yeah I love them!
*I bet his whole class probably wanted to watch it a second time*
Nah they wanted to watch it a 20th time >.>
@@BlueBlobWhat was their reaction?
@@BlueBlob tell us their reaction please!!
I rewatched this like 50 times
Yes reaction pls
I remember watching this video a few days after it was posted, and I thought that it was a nice video. I still agree, and I kinda went through a phase in 2020 when I listened to this guy's music a lot. I talked with Blue Blob online a few times, but the last time was probably 2020 or 2021. I didn't listen to or watch his videos much after 2021, and I came back a few days ago to see some of his old videos. I still really like his songs lol. I found out that he's making non-Roblox related music on another channel, and I listened to one of his songs, and it is pretty good!
Listening to this makes me even more sad that times have passed by so much :'(
I love this! The lyrics (especially for what they are) are adapted so well to the song! Good job!
As a fellow Canadian, I can literally remember learning all this stuff in Grade 9 lol
“That’s why the tax is higher then my motivation” honestly tho that’s a mood.
Even if it was less than a dollar it’d be higher than school motivation
I hate paying my 13% sale taxes
@@TheBrimleyTripper or getting a bunch of your fucking paycheck nabbed
big mood
Agree
"cringe"
As a Canadian, this is a masterpiece. Wish my geography class allowed us to do stuff like this.
Same lol but I am not Canadian
Same
Same
justin Trudeau's homeless looking ass made tax 13 percent wtffff.
Agree 100%
This video wasn't cringe at all. If I were a teacher I would also give it a 100% as it still shows good and important facts while also mixing in creativity and fun. It was really good. Nice one!
Bro u are the best cuz i showed this to my class i begged my teacher to open it for geography and he trusted me to play the song without checking if it was appropriate and i was respected after that
To be honest, this is actually listenable compared to the actual song.
Artho actual Despacito it’s good, but Spanish people have differences of the music preference that English people so i will not judge you
SaulElCommunist i agree
SaulElCommunist Personally I think the original is “meh” but the JB version... we do not speak of that version
@@nqrtzy8765 honestly we should not speak of *BOTH* versions ._.
The Original is Trash. I'm bilingual and The Original sucks. Suck at the same level of Brazilian Portuguese Music.
"that's why the tax is higher than my motivation"
bruh
lol I died at that part
Many people go broke because of it XD
the tax here is higher than snoop dogg
Relatable
35% in Philippines Canada is 33%
ngl if this is really a school project you fucking overdid it aaaaand the most important part you had fun doing it!
Congratulations! This was hilarious, got a good laugh out of me and my friends! I appreciate the amount of effort you put into the parody and the video editing and all of this for a school project? Very cool man. Awesome
1:38
“colder winters
colder winters
colder winters,
baby”
gold.
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blue floyd niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I laughed at “That's why our taxes are higher than my motivation” XD
Same that was my favorite line lol
at the moment I read your comment I heard this line lol
Same XD
can someone time mark for me
Gaming Minecraft 2:31
Ty very much bc I'm in Manitoba rn and this vid make me heart warmed keep the work up man
This masterpiece is Sublime!
Two years and I'm still listening to it!
I’m imagining all the other people in his class made like 2 pages of boring, complicated information, and the guy in the back pulls out a despacito Roblox song.
This made me laugh so hard a skittle came out of my nose while i was eating them
And getting a 100% mark
@@CharlesXYL You sneezed out a skittle?????
@@CharlesXYL how tf did you sneeze them out
@@CharlesXYL please tell me you didnt eat it after
Shoutout the 3.5% of my viewers who are Canadian lol
Shout-out to 1% of your viewer that are French
I'm French 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵
Shoutout to me. "im canadian"
Yay!!
Edit:yes im Canadian.
Yay shoutout to me
I’m Canadian :D
This genuinely is impressive the research you did, and you also made it rhyme? I could never
I found this in my recommended, I absolutely love it!! 💓💓💓💓
"That's why the tax is higher than my motivation"
-Blue Blob
lol
he does not have That much motivation tho
lol
All Of My Teachers: Alright we have exam for 1 month because every school is having exam next month for the entire day.
He has a point (same with me) :)
Whenever I hear the word cringy, I think of a 7 year old screeching a song. You made an amazing song that wasn't cringy
that was very cringe
@@pico1136 dude if you dont like it then just leave lol
@@Rubbeei Its my opinion whats wrong
It def was cringy but was budefule
ikr
“Taxes are higher than my motivation” 😂😂😂😂 I can’t I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:08 I'm Canadian too! Also great job Blue Bob! It was amazing and I loved it
My mom is a teacher, and I showed her this she says, “A+ for sure”
Yeah Same lol
It's an Ay+ and Ey+
my mom is also a teacher
Your mom passes the Vibe Check
@@ThatWhiteAnimation cap
COLD AIR MASSES IN MY DIRECTION
FROM THE WEST TO THE ATLANTIC YEAH
Turn moving air to energy collection yeah
Yay-
Lol
Holy shit
Favorite song, also I listen to this on way to school. Great song!
jit trippin 💀
This is one of my favorites from your parodys. (deal with it)
This wasn't cringe at all. I genuinely enjoyed it. Sounds like Canada is a great place to be.
You didn't have to be that nice, thanks for the likes.
Except for our cold winters haha, and our high taxes
@@Natalie_01 the taxes aren't that high it's like 5% for food and 13% wait is that high
Raybeats 😂🤣
@@Natalie_01 In exchange of quality education and free healthcare, tax deserves to be high
Nvxlxch yeah I guess ur right
2:31 why are we not talking about "That's why the tax is higher than my motivation" LMFAO
Lol
500 likes with 2 replies... huh
This video got me through grade 9 geography, so thank you, Blue Blob
Welcome to the Canadian amazing people bro :D
Also gg on the project
i’ve literally never left the US why is this in my recommended?
i ain’t complaining this do be a bop doe
maggie e. I’ve only been to 6 states
@@crimson6663 iv only been to one, plus purto rico
EmJay Same!
The only non tropical country I’ve ever visited is Japan.
maggie e.
I’m in the uk
*immigration to canada rates rise by 100%*
Yes
*Indeed.*
*Oh no*
GabzitoHD yas
U watch these?
This is giveing me flashbacks to all the videos like this I have to watch on social studies
Third best parody of this song I've encountered (after Acapella Science and Randy Rainbow, 'cause... damn they're good).
CANADIAN MEME:
Canadians normally: I’m sorry
Canadians at war: You’re sorry
I wonder if you got that from a meme channel
My brother, that’s where I got it
Always Meepin’ ok
TapWaterSoup lmao
I'm sorry
this taught me more than 3 years of geo class then i took history over it
it only really talked about population, immigrants and the the basic facts and geography about it.
This probably and most definitely the best song I’ve ever heard you should have got 1000 mark for the project
This is the BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD please make more btw I’m Canadian
I learned more for this song than from my actual geography class
TRUEEEEE
Ok
ikr lol
lol but it is true
I mean no wrong
just saying hi to the future when it appears in 100 billion people’s recommended page
It appeared now
@Juniper Gacha I have come from the future, and yes there is 100 billion people here. Also gacha got wiped off the face of the earth.
That future is now.
9 billion people there are
on the planet
@@dyh you can't just say gacha had been wiped off the world gacha will be something that will never leave the gacha fans, i have gacha life and I enjoy it.
Thanks because of this song i learned all about Canada , now to visit it .
This has officially won the best school project of all time. 👊🏼
He had to slip a “eh” in there so we know it’s legit
311 Jazzy 🌸🎀💖 and aboot
Eh
eh
eh
311 Jazzy 🌸🎀💖 eh
Friend: how do you study?
Me: *you wouldn’t get it*
RJ K I would like but it’s at 69 likes I’m sorry
This is amazing! Glad you got full marks!
im watching this 1 year later and when it ended it said you only have 16.4K subs you got sooo much during that 1 year good job
“That’s why the tax is higher then my motivation “ I felt that
This actually isn’t cringe, it’s pretty good.
Edit: *_I WANT AN 1 HOUR VERSION NOW_*
Wait, you'd think this would actually be cringe? 😂😂
This song is very Canadian.
liberP lovPrimeNumbers no not true
It's better then the original
Sharma Ji Ka Launda this is the original
its actually really good
also the tim hortons part fricken gets me every time
Please never take this down it brings me an unreasonable amount of joy
This isn’t cringe at all. This claps. I’m actually jamming to this.
Ditto
Literally thougghhhhhh, legit fire
Me too
This is what I listen to every morning
the bois b jamming
when the teacher says think out of the box
blue blob: *BET*
@Callofs0ap You almost made me laugh. Almost.
He thinks out of the country.
BA-DUMP BUMMMM
"maple syrrup--suryp-syrup"got me rolling on the ground
Ikr
I keep returning to this song every Canada day
As an American, this taught me more about Canada than school ever will
Ikr lol
I wanna like buts its 69
Well im finnish and Canada is really same as finland, so if i ever move some where else i would not have problem there becouse im better in English than in Finnish even though im a native speaker to Finnish and i only got introdused to English at age 8, but since then i have watched youtube for 3 hours a day
lol right
Facts
"that's why our tax is high higher than my motivation, oh yeah"
i swear i cant stop laughing at this
ME EITHER
ME TOOOO LOL
it is a tru fact tho
Yeah hahahaha
I thought the same thing
This actually helped me a lot since I'm Canadian in school :)
Thank you, blue blob, for making half of my 2019-2020 music taste
this video is getting played on my classroom projector tomorrow ahhhhhhh
Good Luck
I wish you luck my dude.
xD
Oooof
Hope the kids like it. Also what was the school project?
This is brilliant, mate. It’s not cringy, and even if it was, you’re self-aware enough to not take it too seriously. I love it.
XenoX TA 69 likes
Nice
I'm not even Canadian but damn, this is a certified Canadian Classic
i watched this on the 2nd week it came out and its still a banger till this day
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better song. Justin Bever ain’t got nothing on you
Justin Beiber doesnt have anything on anyone
@@thiccychiccy1157 wasn't his name Justan Bible?
Ahh yes Jüśtîçé Bïbłê
J M justice? beaver
Justin beiber dont got shit anyways
I’m American but dang this song really do be a bop y’all.
I don’t know what North America is like periodt.
Damn how do you live without timmies?
@@maiko5537 because we've literally never had it so we don't know what we're missing
Irrelevant Trash y’know that makes a ton of sense lmao I guess it’s like chick-fil-a and target :/
@@maiko5537 We also got Toys R Us. B)
🎉congralations for get 100 on your school project
Fr inlove with this song it’s so good I even listen to it and it’s been like 3 years
Bro this song isn't cringe, i actually like the song.
Galaxy Rex I like this song too
Straight fire
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ngl this wasn't as cringy as it could have been
Woah! I'm pleasantly surprised by the amount of likes I have! Thank you!
I hate that this shown up twice on my recommendations and is such a bop
I don't know how exactly I got here, but I love this with all my heart.
Not gonna lie, this actually wasn't bad.
sure buddy.
IMO the worst part was the Roblox
He's not even bad at singing lol it was fine and actually made sense.
Tru lol
Wasn’t bad? This was a masterpiece!
This isn't cringey, it's low-key slappin
bro this is my childhood at peak Ty blue blob
3:05 “That’s why our winters *our* colder”
_“that’s why the tax is higher than my motivation”_
as a canadian, i approve.
Heh and the tax in the USA was demoralizing me..... I guess doctors don’t make very much in canada
Made 200$ Off of fortnite and i got only 140 cause of tax
Oof that’s tough
anna And there is why its not free healthcare
Me too
"There's lots of jobs in Canada and minimal disasters,
those are just the couple of the many pull factors"
that part was clean
Dang I haven't seen a Gt account in a long time
bars
@@coolbestia9562 used to play like 3 years ago. didnt bother to change it
I'm Canadian to i really like the song hope you get 100% on that project
you better of gotten a 100% on that project because if you didnt that teacher must be smoking some shit. like the amount of work and commitment. this is the type of quality used in a project were the teacher will show the class next year when they do this. bravo
Jokes aside, the lyrics and rhyming are actually really impressive
I’m more shocked that he did this for a school project, so much more effort than I’d put into nearly anything!
@Cardrabitt True
@@vwirry4649 true
Agreed
True
Dude, this song is far from cringe. In fact, its better. It's probably one of the best remixes I've ever heard. You really deserved that 100%. Keep up the good work man.
Agreed
Nah this is hard to watch
His astronaut in the ocean was better tho
No this is definitely cringe. But I like cringe.
ikr
this is not cringe this is insane keep up the good work :D