Am I the only one who thinks that Beck refusing to eat women is oddly sexist? Like, I can understand not eating children because of ethics, but what's up with only eating men? There's some weird implications going on there.
Don't blame yourself for it of course, it was like a defence mechanism from yourself . The romantization of this stuff is disgusting, I'm sorry you went through that
@@ariasu6706 I'm not going to judge if someone wrote this to cope because I definitely developed weird fetishes through the trauma, but like whoever wrote this clearly doesn't know how it feels
@@senrioflove Yeah but there's a difference, you can notice when you read it when someone writes this things in a sensible( I'm not sure if that's the word) way, if they're respectful with it. Most times they write these things bc they're considered "sexy" Or something like that.
This type of book is mostly read by women. I feel like in a weird way the extreme situations are sort of a escape. They offer women a way to explore their sexuality and curiosities in a safe space where they are in control, while in real life straight relationships often come with power imbalances and real risks.
7:53 this protagonist needs to get kidnapped by idk like rick Sanchez or queen scarlet because them she’s not gonna try to have corn because she’ll get killed as soon as she tries to.
Kinky problematic smut is not so much about “people being tired of vanila stuff and seeking for extreme stuff” (although it is a part of fun) as much as “women so tired of fear of being abused that they create fantasies where any bad thing ends up with truest form of love and happy marriage”. Of course sexy muscular guy kidnaps heroine and keeps her locked up. But not because he’s abuser, but because he have unique personality traits explained by magic or his unique upbringing and he actually reaaaally cares about her!
thank you. because of this video, i just purchased a hardcopy that's getting sent to my friend. and because of looking this up on good reads, she's also getting a hardcopy of Morning Glory Milking Farm. amazon says they'll be there on saturday, while i'm playing a music festival in Chicken, Alaska, with no cell service for 100 miles in any direction. i know she'll suspect me, but there's nothing she can do about it :-D
Poor Joinen stumbled upon the creepy super sexual fanfic side of the internet. I feel your pain good sir 🥲 😂 Welcome to the “My childhood is ruined club”
What a coincidence. Just yesterday I heard an episode of the podcast ‚The economy of everyday things‘ about romance novels (highly recommend). And they mentioned that there are so many successful and sometimes weird subgenres like historical romance , medical romance , Amish romance , dog romance (??) , monster romance and I think they may even have mentioned ogres.
This is why I'm terrified to tell people that I'm writing a novel and working on becoming an author... I can't stand the thought that someone might think this is what I write 😂
Wow okay, this is a hard one to comment on without getting flagged 😂 But I think the problem is that people keep mixing up 'danger' and 'abuse'. If this is really what you want to write about, by all means, but you should at some point make the dangerously possessive bad boy at least a little bit likeable. Punching someone in the face repeatedly is.... not making them likeable. Somewhere before the end you're supposed to convince readers that your bad boy actually likes the girl in a semi normal, non "lock you in my basement" kind of way. Seriously just slap some creepy music over these books and half of them could be sold as horror novels. Dirty, kinky horror novels.
You read my mind. I write fanfic corn but there's ways of being hot, dirty and crazy (even with monster pickles) which doesn't normalize abuse. The cringe was strong in this one, and it wasn't sound like it was meant to be.
The problem is the weird "purity pushers" in fanfic who will harass real human beings for writing stories. I get that when the stories are aimed at a very young audience, but a lot of that "calling out" is also done by young people who harass other young people. And don't get me started on weird "purity pushers" doing this with adult authors and readers. It worries me that real harassment of real people is accepted because their fantasy is "problematic". Some do this because they were abused themselves and then annoying 19 year old creeps, instead of fighting against real bigotry, harass innocent people. Literal harassment for writing stories. Instead of just not reading. It paints people as predatory for writing a story about SA even if they themselves were victimized.I am such a proponent of social justice, but so many of these people don't think, don't use moral and ethical thought, just go with their own knee jerk reaction. Fanfiction is where you can write anything you want( except for rpf, underage which I'm against) and people understand that it is fantasy. But so many people are stalker, harassers, creeps who abuse people for writing stories and never stop to think that they're in the wrong
If you think this is bad, you should read (I am kidding, don’t) her bee movie erotica. I have not read these. I just watched other people suffer through these and feel so bad for them. God the bee movie one was soo bad.
0:28 so you can bullshit a kids story and a love story because as long as you claim it is one of those and do something adjacent to the kind of story you’re claiming it to be.
The fact that i read this book last year. 😂 My coworker suggested me it because i read some interesting romance books ( gotta be real im 100% a monster f*cker) she loaned me the book and omg 😂
I unfortunately lived in Florida for a decade, can confirm it's terrible 0/10 don't recommend. There's no reason to go there and it's even worse than it seems, go to Disneyland Tokyo instead!
I once read a corn book because it was like a car wreck. I couldn't turn away. It was then I realized the divide between well written corn and pure cringe trying to be corn.
Smut and corn (erotica) are slightly different. Smut, if you remove the adult fun times still has a plot amd can still be a good book. Erotica without the adult fun times is no longer a book and barely has a plot holding it together. I'm assuming this book falls into erotica 😅
This was literally the worst book I have ever read, they sexualize shrek so much, this book was so hard to read, a waste of money, even the cringiest book Gothikana who is awfully written can do better then this
Florida Man catching strays because of Shrek adult novel.
i love the fact that joinen thought smut meant just like, suggestive work? no man, its [C]orn, im sorry joinen, but its just [C]orn
Just say porn Like I can say it perfectly fine porn porn porn whats with this corn stuff
As someone who writes it, yepp, it very much is :D
@@DarkDemonOfHel YOU CANT JUST PUT :D AFTER SAYING THAT😭😭😭
😂
@@NotAliveSoon :D
Joinen reads a shrek fanfiction and discovers monsterfucking
13:34 you have to admit "Bad Beehaviour" goes hard as a title for bee porn
fr bruh
Nobody tell your boy about AO3
My dad lives in Florida, I've been there before, and even i am not sure it actually exists.
Anything outside of the theme parks is just a whole other world.
It’s like it’s some dystopian nightmare that is beyond the rules and laws of America. 😂
I'm from there...
@@AwesomeYena you must not exist either then. Mystical shiii bro.
Joinen, honey, smut literally means soft-ish corn on paper
Usually not soft-ish it's pretty hardcore most of the time
Yeah this was definitely not soft-ish 😭
@@gianna526 Yeah, I heard people that write soft use 'erotica' or 'spicey' to describe it. Smut is just all the way there.
Oh, Joinen, you sweet summer child. There's a target people for every kind of pickle-full books. People are strange
The same author wrote a spicy book about the bee movie 😂 🐝
Book reviews. Now this I can get behind.
Watching Joinen read smut of SHREK-- I have seen it all and I do not regret a moment
"he came for her" (12:49) most innocent line in this video
The smut in this can't be worse than some of the gatcha life "heat" videos out there
Am I the only one who thinks that Beck refusing to eat women is oddly sexist? Like, I can understand not eating children because of ethics, but what's up with only eating men? There's some weird implications going on there.
Please tell me the author self-puplished and no proffesionel editor lokkede at this and went "yep, this is gold!"
Having actually experienced Stockholm Syndrome, it is not cute or fun. I find myself utterly repulsed by some of what I tolerated
Don't blame yourself for it of course, it was like a defence mechanism from yourself . The romantization of this stuff is disgusting, I'm sorry you went through that
@@ariasu6706 I'm not going to judge if someone wrote this to cope because I definitely developed weird fetishes through the trauma, but like whoever wrote this clearly doesn't know how it feels
@@senrioflove Yeah but there's a difference, you can notice when you read it when someone writes this things in a sensible( I'm not sure if that's the word) way, if they're respectful with it. Most times they write these things bc they're considered "sexy" Or something like that.
Seedling: Help! I need an adult!
Beck: I am an adult 😏
Seedling: 😭
Absolutely loving the booktuber cosplay ❤✨
This type of book is mostly read by women. I feel like in a weird way the extreme situations are sort of a escape. They offer women a way to explore their sexuality and curiosities in a safe space where they are in control, while in real life straight relationships often come with power imbalances and real risks.
I've been on Ao3 long enough, this is pretty much what you get in some of the saucer sections.
Now Joinen has to make a part two. The second book is even worse (or better, depends on how you see it)😇
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
I can't accept there wasn't even one single reference to this Internet gem in this video
Poor Joinen not knowing what smut means 😭
7:53 this protagonist needs to get kidnapped by idk like rick Sanchez or queen scarlet because them she’s not gonna try to have corn because she’ll get killed as soon as she tries to.
Kinky problematic smut is not so much about “people being tired of vanila stuff and seeking for extreme stuff” (although it is a part of fun) as much as “women so tired of fear of being abused that they create fantasies where any bad thing ends up with truest form of love and happy marriage”.
Of course sexy muscular guy kidnaps heroine and keeps her locked up. But not because he’s abuser, but because he have unique personality traits explained by magic or his unique upbringing and he actually reaaaally cares about her!
It's both and more.
Also probably the “he wants me so bad, I'm his whole world, he loves me more than anything and he has to get me” thing
@@JasminMiettunen that’s too!
Just wait until Chuck Tingle catches wind of this.
Or Hugo Bandit
I definitely thought this would have been him
@@JasminMiettunen The giveaway is that the phrase (I apologize in advance), “Pounded in the butt,” is not in the title
@@daftoptimist I forgot he had such a narrow selection, I thought Kissing The Coronavirus was his and connected this to that one lmao
Why did Joinen stoped saying “No Moi”?
We’ll say it for him. No moi!
Probably just changing things up 😊
Boy that was weird! Not as weird as dinosaur corn... but still.
I absolutely cannot believe that this is an actual book that people can actually buy with money
Sadly, this is almost tame. Self published corn has no bounds.
People need to have more faith
Why you cant believe someone actually buys and reads this.
That “you like Jazz?” Edit was great 😂
These people want to get eaten by ogres alright 😰
*out
@@lethfuil 💀
Why do you choose to torture yourself, Joinen?
No kinkshaming, alright?
11:44 - uh... I hate to break this to you Joinen... but that's kinda the point...
2:50 apparently Florida's bachelorettes parties are on swamps 😂😂😂
I thought it was foot size that correlated with....other sizes.
In my country they say nose size.
It's all completely bs anyways. 🤷🏻♂️
poor joinen learning about smut 😂
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life!!!
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
There is something very uncomfortable about personifying (centaurifying?) the Eddie Murphy character into a blond-haired blue-eyed Aryan prince.
Next book...ANYTHING written by Chuck Tingle! 🤣
Joinen should never go into monster f*cker books ;-; never, he is too pure ;-;
No Moi c:
No Moi!
No moi :]
We need MSA react again, the animation gotten so good
What does it mean?
@@neesan9962 idk he says it everytime for the intro
Interesting that i haven’t had a joinen vid pop up in months. And now. This
What's worse? This, or that covid smut from a couple years ago?
Whaaaat 😂😂😂
@@Catastropheshe Jarvis Johnson has a commentary video about that 😂 You can find it on youtube by searching for “covid romance novels”
Before this, Joinen thought it was impossible to write about sex on a book
1:22 so more like Hulk? 😂😂😂
JOINEN RETURNS IWTH ANOTHER BANGER
sighs, unzips
😭
😨
w h a t
🤨
thank you. because of this video, i just purchased a hardcopy that's getting sent to my friend. and because of looking this up on good reads, she's also getting a hardcopy of Morning Glory Milking Farm. amazon says they'll be there on saturday, while i'm playing a music festival in Chicken, Alaska, with no cell service for 100 miles in any direction. i know she'll suspect me, but there's nothing she can do about it :-D
I was so afraid to google the second one and I still don’t understand what the farm is 💀
@@JasminMiettunen do it do it do it do it do it my friend said "it's all handjobs and fantasy until chapter 15" which disappointed her.
Well I hope you like it cuz…… YOU have to read and review the 2nd book !!!!
Poor Joinen stumbled upon the creepy super sexual fanfic side of the internet. I feel your pain good sir 🥲 😂 Welcome to the “My childhood is ruined club”
What a coincidence. Just yesterday I heard an episode of the podcast ‚The economy of everyday things‘ about romance novels (highly recommend). And they mentioned that there are so many successful and sometimes weird subgenres like historical romance , medical romance , Amish romance , dog romance (??) , monster romance and I think they may even have mentioned ogres.
this book is like if reddit and booktok had a baby
ranpo pfp so true
Wait untill you discover fanfiction.
Top notch video! 😂
Yeah, let's uh *not*
Joinen is the new StrangeAeons 😂
I wanna get this book for my friend who loves the shrek movies lmao he would love this sm
PART 2!! PART 2!! PART 2!!
To my right in recommended: Which of these 15 potting soils is best. - After that bit on seedlings, I am NOT finding out! LoL
This is why I'm terrified to tell people that I'm writing a novel and working on becoming an author... I can't stand the thought that someone might think this is what I write 😂
6:30am and this is what I get. Good morning to me! 😂
Joinen!! You gotta read the second!!!
As someone who lives in Florida I can confirm it does not exist.
Wow okay, this is a hard one to comment on without getting flagged 😂 But I think the problem is that people keep mixing up 'danger' and 'abuse'. If this is really what you want to write about, by all means, but you should at some point make the dangerously possessive bad boy at least a little bit likeable. Punching someone in the face repeatedly is.... not making them likeable. Somewhere before the end you're supposed to convince readers that your bad boy actually likes the girl in a semi normal, non "lock you in my basement" kind of way. Seriously just slap some creepy music over these books and half of them could be sold as horror novels. Dirty, kinky horror novels.
You read my mind. I write fanfic corn but there's ways of being hot, dirty and crazy (even with monster pickles) which doesn't normalize abuse. The cringe was strong in this one, and it wasn't sound like it was meant to be.
The problem is the weird "purity pushers" in fanfic who will harass real human beings for writing stories. I get that when the stories are aimed at a very young audience, but a lot of that "calling out" is also done by young people who harass other young people. And don't get me started on weird "purity pushers" doing this with adult authors and readers. It worries me that real harassment of real people is accepted because their fantasy is "problematic". Some do this because they were abused themselves and then annoying 19 year old creeps, instead of fighting against real bigotry, harass innocent people. Literal harassment for writing stories. Instead of just not reading. It paints people as predatory for writing a story about SA even if they themselves were victimized.I am such a proponent of social justice, but so many of these people don't think, don't use moral and ethical thought, just go with their own knee jerk reaction. Fanfiction is where you can write anything you want( except for rpf, underage which I'm against) and people understand that it is fantasy. But so many people are stalker, harassers, creeps who abuse people for writing stories and never stop to think that they're in the wrong
8:00 on one hand this 🤷🏼
But on the other he read the whole thing 😧😏
🙃😂😂😂
Omg I was like 14 when I found out about smut, I think is suppost kinky/fetish focused like 50 shades of grey...
10:35-10:58 I don’t know about you, but that was *my* favorite part of the original movie.
I lived in Florida for many years, just got back from visiting Florida, and I'm still not sure it's real either
Fuq u mean nobody? There are thousands of us
Although it's more of a loving long term relationship goal
This is hilarious and disturbing I don’t know how to feel now 😂😂😂
I saw you post a new video, clicked super fast and was not disapointed 😂 🖤
no moi!
If you think this is bad, you should read (I am kidding, don’t) her bee movie erotica.
I have not read these. I just watched other people suffer through these and feel so bad for them. God the bee movie one was soo bad.
0:28 so you can bullshit a kids story and a love story because as long as you claim it is one of those and do something adjacent to the kind of story you’re claiming it to be.
Oh Joinen. This book isn't for anyone 😅
I'm willing to put money on me being able to find it on some fanfic sites without the name change lol
WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY READ IT
True 😂😂
"Knockoff" implies there's an official version of Shrek korn. And that is more horrifying. This is clearly just fanfiction. I hope.
The fact that i read this book last year. 😂 My coworker suggested me it because i read some interesting romance books ( gotta be real im 100% a monster f*cker) she loaned me the book and omg 😂
I couldn't stop laughing the whole time ( now if yall wanna read some noice spicy m/m monster romance i highly suggest the monsterous series)
It’s good to see my people in the comment section 😂
@@uwubro8911what is book one called?
wow that book was weird. anyways, i really love these newer videos, they're so good!
well i love all of your videos but.... you get it. hopefully.
Thanks! Glad you like them!
It could be worse, atleast the green guy is just an ogre and not a humanoid version of the corona virus 😂
Florida is like Hamunaptra
Im very excited and scared to watch this video 😅. Early gang.
I unfortunately lived in Florida for a decade, can confirm it's terrible 0/10 don't recommend. There's no reason to go there and it's even worse than it seems, go to Disneyland Tokyo instead!
Skibity toilet
What are those posters behind the adult version of Shrek in the thumbnail?
No one tell him about Colleen Hoover.
RE monster
7:54 😂😂😂😂
Im scared for this 👺 THERE ARE 69 LIKES AT THE MOMENT ON THE ACTUAL VID 😭 no moi :p
Joinen, I just have two questions. 1. Why did you torture yourself by reading this and 2. Did you pay to read to this? lol
I once read a corn book because it was like a car wreck. I couldn't turn away. It was then I realized the divide between well written corn and pure cringe trying to be corn.
"Why are people?"
I don't know, Joinen, but please let me know if you figure it out. 😆
Smut and corn (erotica) are slightly different. Smut, if you remove the adult fun times still has a plot amd can still be a good book. Erotica without the adult fun times is no longer a book and barely has a plot holding it together. I'm assuming this book falls into erotica 😅
with how much it's mentioned in the book, this seems like a good moment to remind everyone that "Stockholm Syndrome" isn't a real thing
I’m cringing 😬, this reminds of the werewolf rejected mate stories on wattpad I use read😂😂😂
I didnt have a thing for ogres until I ssw ogre Joinen. Time to right some fanfics....
Edit: omg...joinen's sexy ogre voice. Fan fic incoming🥵
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
❤😫❤
Beck is hate, Beck is death.
@@伏見猿比古-k8c Yeah all my homies hate Beck. Fu** Beck.
Shrek would beat Beck up!
This was literally the worst book I have ever read, they sexualize shrek so much, this book was so hard to read, a waste of money, even the cringiest book Gothikana who is awfully written can do better then this
3 minutes ago!!!! No moi!!!!
11 minutes for me! No moi!!!!!
16 minutes for me!! No moi!!!!!
The people of this world are scaring me like its a shrek romance why would anybody buy this? Oh yeah shrek fan girls